Gnosis [e] does anyone know where i can find *good* matrix fics? and does anyone know if the fics from the construct were re-posted anywhere? Thursday, October 26th 2006 - 02:35:40 AM

Beverly [e] Hey! I just want to say I love your work! I'm a big fan! And I wish that you would continue with more of them, or at least have someone continue for you! I would love to do something like this, lol. Wednesday, October 18th 2006 - 07:14:28 PM

Anna Rogers [e] [h] Your so funny!!! i have been seeing really crappy fan fics all over the place, especially that romanov one. please go forth and review matrix fics so we dont have to suffer them. i was wondering do you get the authors of the bad fics permission before you post them? Thursday, September 28th 2006 - 09:57:03 AM

Jonna Hey! X__x It's been a long time since I've visited here. xD Hey, what happened to updating this site? Huh? I expected to see the awful profile I sent to you two months ago anytime now... unless you lost it that is! *gasps* Nah. xD Sunday, December 26th 2004 - 11:19:56 PM

Syaokura [e] [h] Your site is awesome!! I love the MSTing of crappy fics, especially the one with the Usagi wannabe. x3 Saturday, November 27th 2004 - 06:09:31 PM

Jonna Hey hey hey! ^___^ Did I mention how much I LOVE this site? Oh, and you must be laughing your ass off reading the third (and hopefully final) installement to the female RPGer's crappy RPGing Trilogy. xD Speaking of which, I showed my mod friend this site and she was laughing. Heh. She told me how she felt so much better reading about the trio bashing the casino girl and goth Usagi. xD I should thank you guys for making her feel better. I tip my hat to you, Alina, Kaiyu, and Maddie! Saturday, November 6th 2004 - 08:58:47 PM

Alina [h] We just finished the two profiles. I'm uploading them when I have longer access to a computer. Very amusing, BTW. :D In the meantime....I'm plugging the LJ comm because it died under my dictatorship. *pokes it with a stick* http://www.livejournal.com/community/burningdumpster/ Monday, October 4th 2004 - 09:11:25 PM

Jonna [e] w00t! Hehehe. The profile I sent you is finally uploaded and revealed to everyone the horrors of it! Thanks! *hugs* Oh, and by the way, did you get my e-mail? I already sent you two more crappy profiles. One of them is by the same one who did MS #42 Thursday, September 30th 2004 - 04:40:08 PM

Goddess Knows By Now [e] [h] *twitches massively* I can't take it any more. I can't take it. All the insults to my religion...(Ok, granted, two insults to my religion, but it still burns mine own eyes!) The Mary Sues...who have obviously done no research on Wicca or Paganism, decide they're "High Priestesses" or uber-witches, when they have no idea whatsoever what being a Pagan or a Witch entails. These Mary Sues must die horrible and painful, slow deaths. Where's Acacia and Jay? We need their sadism. *breaks down into tears* I'm melting...I'm melting........... *dies* And I've said this before, but great site. Oh, and I could read the long running sentence in profile #42. Commend me. Sunday, September 26th 2004 - 11:41:59 PM

Jonna UPDATE ALREADY!! UPDATE! =D Sunday, September 19th 2004 - 08:44:13 PM

Madhatter [e] [h] UPDATE DAMN YOU! Sunday, September 12th 2004 - 01:08:33 PM

Sharysa [e] Hi Alina, Maddie, and Kaiyu! I love this site; my sister and I have started MSTing stuff ourselves because of this! Despite the fact that I really don't like that "going into Harry Potter fanfiction without protection" thing, it's all good. And there are some REALLY trashy HP fics out there. We also like hunting on FanFiction.net! Thursday, July 29th 2004 - 04:55:39 PM

Madhatter [e] [h] I thought we did another profile together and a dif fic too? O_O Wednesday, July 21st 2004 - 02:57:46 PM

Alina With WHAT? No one's bringing teh funneh... Except that Neo/Rust OTP. 8D Monday, July 19th 2004 - 06:55:43 PM

Madhatter [e] [h] ALINA! UPDATE DAMN YOU!!! Monday, July 19th 2004 - 01:59:10 PM

Kaiyu It's not mail, technically. Cheimoneaux. >:C Friday, June 11th 2004 - 07:28:19 AM

Madhatter [e] [h] I'm sooo happy! Our first piece of true hatemail! Tuesday, June 8th 2004 - 04:22:04 PM

Madhatter [e] [h] How sweet... Tuesday, June 8th 2004 - 04:21:10 PM

Kaiyu OH HOW CUTE <3 Friday, June 4th 2004 - 12:28:09 AM

The Devil You guys are pretty sad and/or petty to be so obsessed with other peoples characters. Before you call anyone lame, look at yourselves. Grow up, or do what all the other pathetic net-whiners do... and kill yourselves. You all make me sick. Thursday, June 3rd 2004 - 11:55:27 PM

Jonna [e] Hey you guys! ^__^ Wassup? ^_~ I absolutely adore your site! ^^ So Alina, when are you gonna update for the bad RPG profiles? *___* Kaiyu, you rock! So do you, MadHatter! And you too, Alina! Keep this site going! *claps* Monday, May 31st 2004 - 08:37:36 PM

Wingless [e] [h] Very nice site. I enjoy reading your witty commentary. Can I be a guest mocker, or are there specific requirements you have to follow? Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 12:02:27 AM

Madb [e] Joy! You are such brave souls, and I have directed people here to see what not to do. *giggles madly and goes back to reading* Saturday, May 8th 2004 - 11:09:32 PM

El Jay [e] I just started reading this site because y friend Shay said i should and i must say, you four are brave souls to have to be tourtured *sorry for spelling* into reading these fanfics before anyone else. I only survive by your comments. you guys are cool. huggles and cuddles, delerith Tuesday, April 6th 2004 - 09:39:57 PM

Goddess Knows [e] [h] What is it with the Mary Sues wishing to be pagans? Why can't the non-protein-based lifeforms that call themselves perfect with the VERY!IMPORTANT Christ Complex leave us alone? Or at least do some _research_ on the religion before randomly inserting it into a craptastic badfic? ::wants gun to shoot "Birds":: Wednesday, March 31st 2004 - 10:00:48 PM

Luna [e] [h] this site was funny as hell! Saturday, March 13th 2004 - 03:20:03 PM

Polites I have to say, this site is quite in impressive. Despite your numerous references to FF, this site still brings out the obvious and beyond obvious every bad rper should take a look at. Friday, February 27th 2004 - 07:13:03 PM

Shay [e] Hi! If I make any spelling mistakes, please put it down to the fact that my eyes are ruined from what I have recently witnessed. I read those crapfics on your seriously cool site. I just finished 'New Destiny'. My life will never be the same... Doesn't the author know that Neo ONLY LOVES TRINITY? Not some idiot daughter of an agent. Anyhow, you guys rock. Please flame more. I'll visit the eye doctor and return to my usual daily routine of laughing at your site until I cry. Thanks for the laughs. Saturday, February 7th 2004 - 03:46:19 AM

The Xynzicht Hey, you guys are hilarous. Oh, and btw, I love the rating on our name.. (-scoff-) ..Uhm, keep up the good work, all that good stuff, and what not.. (..Yeah, right.) Friday, January 9th 2004 - 08:00:53 PM

pixel [e] My eyes! My eyes! My virgin eyes! Why didn't I take the warning to heart? I read New Destiny. WHHHYYYY!!!! But anyway, I love you site. Saturday, November 22nd 2003 - 01:12:58 AM

Maddie [e] [h] Still no love for the Maddie... Only Alina and Kaiyu love me... but that's okay! I'm still loved! As soon as we get a frazzled computer working I'll be on more guys! Friday, October 24th 2003 - 12:06:05 PM

Kellian Dear God. I should have taken the warnings to heart. I should have listened. I just finished reading New Destiny. Please, in the name of all that is sacred, someone kill me. Anyways, great job on the site. Love your MSTing of the profiles too. Wednesday, October 22nd 2003 - 05:39:31 AM

Oya Incarnate [e] *WARNING* Rant coming up. Shield thy eyes. Ahem. ************************** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Now I feel better. I just finished the Sailor Gelfling profile. ;alknds ;asdfjb/sa;dlfjakfha:::eye twitches:::askldjf;lasbgh;ak Can I kill the person who wrote the profile? PAGAN PRIESTESS? Is she freakin' kidding me? She's an insult to my entire religion! And usually I can take the teasing that goes with being a tree-hugging flaky new-age hippie. But not this! NOT THIS! Let me kill her! PLEASE, let me KILL her! nargshitmanrasafratgoddammningtasdlkgaslkdfgurgle....... ::melts:: *************************** Thank you. So ends the rant/psycho-snapping-and-going-postal. Tuesday, October 21st 2003 - 12:56:46 AM

Oya Incarnate [e] Alina--loved your MST. I have no idea (still) what an MST is, but you did a great job nonetheless. Lovelove@Dumpster. ::huggles to all:: Tuesday, October 21st 2003 - 12:20:36 AM

sue-lou [e] I love this sight! There are WAY to many Tranity charachters in Matrix fanfics. Why can't people just accept how cool trinity is and leave her alone?!? Keep fighting the good fight. Monday, October 13th 2003 - 05:08:25 PM

Alina Maddie! ;.; *huggles* Monday, October 6th 2003 - 07:48:24 PM

Maddie [e] [h] I will be reborn I promise... not that I get any lovin anyways... *sniffles* Monday, October 6th 2003 - 12:01:01 PM

Bane Kamisama [e] [h] Hey, This has to be one of my favorite places to go on the web, keep up the good work, and remeber to tell me what grade that horrible profile I sent you got. Keep up the good work Alina, I'm a fan of your cynical nature! Saturday, October 4th 2003 - 04:01:45 PM

Mercury [e] Wow. Those are some DAMN bad fics. That said, can't wait to see more. I love your witty, sarcastic, and totally ass-kicking comments. I'll never look at Hilary Duff in the same way again. ;) -Merc Monday, September 29th 2003 - 09:28:01 PM

Captain Obvious [e] [h] *thinks Blistergirl sounds like a shopping channel advert* *teehee* Thanks for the compliments! And, yes, it WILL be updated very soon, then will get updated much more regularly. With five of us, while on is MSTing the other four can have a break to go vomit/cry/shag Orli/all of the above. Thursday, August 7th 2003 - 01:49:33 AM

SugaryLime [e] [h] Yeah, badfics suck. Incredibly. FF.net is one of our favourite hunting grounds for MST victims. Cheers!! Wednesday, August 6th 2003 - 01:20:04 PM

BlisterGirl [e] [h] I was doing a Google search for my group GayShaggingCats and found this page... Cool! We've got a new web addy and are updating the site with lots of brand new MSTs this weekend, and we're selling slashy / fanfic / MarySue bashing t-shirts too. So it's all good at www.gayshaggingcats.com ! Wednesday, August 6th 2003 - 08:27:25 AM

Murdermarysue Ooooo, sweet! I love it! Do more fics!! Alina, you were great in destroying the Shadow fic. That was unbearable. You made it fun! Friday, July 25th 2003 - 03:45:10 AM

Kaiyu It was deleted as per request of one of the FFHS moderators, Reno. Remember! :O The guestbook = not chatroom! :O!!! Tuesday, July 22nd 2003 - 08:06:08 AM

Reno [h] Speaking of the Ultimecia profile, where'd it go? It's...gone... Tuesday, July 22nd 2003 - 12:22:11 AM

Reno [h] Oh, my God...New bad profiles! Sweeeeeeeeet!! And you're right...That Ultimecia profile was just so...weird. O__o Tuesday, July 8th 2003 - 12:08:49 AM

Lexie [e] [h] Ah, awesome. I'm honestly not sure which of the bad Matrix fics was the worst... The Smith Family Matrix or Hilary Duff Reloaded... You've seriously got to add some more badfic to the Dumpster (and sadly, there is no shortage at FF.Net) because ... it's so funny! Sunday, June 29th 2003 - 09:22:35 AM

Von Holy shit, after one chapter of that bad matrix fic I found I was so disgusted I couldn't read any more. I can't understand how people can seriously write fics such as that, let alone seriously! And with the amount of them out there, I'm beginning to think Mary-Sueism is contagious. Or the standards of coherency and creative-writing are as low as the I.Q. of a 'sue writer. However, your comments were extremely amusing and witty, and finding sites like this renews my faith in mankind. I am eternally thankful to you! However, if you think that was the worst of stories, I suggest purely for amusement, to go to www.freewebs.com/gayshaggingcats and check out the LOTR mary-sues... those have to be the worst kind in existance. Keep going... we desperately need more people like you in the world. Tuesday, June 24th 2003 - 06:49:45 PM

September [e] I found it harder and harder to actually finish the bad fics, even with the delightful commentary! I salute you simply because of your stamina! And I loved the Sue Bonanza, especially Queen Echo. HEHEHEHEHEHE! And yes, going into the Harry Potter section is a very risky venture, and I'm a FAN! *happy sigh* I love this site. It makes my brain turn to mush with all the crappy fic, and I feel so GLAD that I don't write nearly as bad as those weirdos. Saturday, June 21st 2003 - 07:48:08 AM

Lexie [e] [h] I'm crying I've been laughing so hard. Awesome stuff. I hope you don't mind if I link to some of your articles on my site. It's just awesome stuff. Monday, June 16th 2003 - 06:43:39 AM

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