|
Girl |
|
Why are you putting yourself out there for more abuse? All you have to do is socialize with people who are more like yourself and stop looking for people online. You'll spend the rest of your life alone if you keep doing this to yourself. Yes I am cool. |
|
Saturday, December 26th 2009 - 01:43:10 PM |
| |
|
|
|
very funny site. No I am warm. |
|
Thursday, June 26th 2008 - 02:03:10 PM |
| |
|
Leroy/Oskar [e] |
|
LOOOSERRRRRR
you have some issues dude.
sort your self out.
plastic surgery or something
YOU NEED TO GET LAIDDD Yes I am cool. |
|
Friday, February 1st 2008 - 06:13:21 AM |
| |
|
Freek [e] |
|
Hi Steve, I took a look in your site for the first time.
Not very much to see i must say, but the dream/guestbook is really hilarious when i see certain insults, but especially the way they are written down gave me great laughs.
I am dutch as you may know from the group, but everybody seems to be scared shitless if only somebody would think he/she could be gay, but what the hell i am no gay myself, but if i was i would just write it down, what do i care about opinions as opinions are like assholes, everybody has one ;)
Regards, Freek. No I am warm. |
|
Saturday, June 9th 2007 - 02:55:39 AM |
| |
|
The Man |
|
I'm the man. Yes I am cool. |
|
Monday, January 1st 2007 - 11:27:13 AM |
| |
|
christina |
|
your sexy steve No I am not gay. |
|
Tuesday, August 29th 2006 - 06:38:13 AM |
| |
|
you are a fuckin queer |
|
shut down this page you gay faggot this isnt worth your time all ppl do is make fun of you for beein a dip shit on the internet
dont try to meet ladies on the internet either dumb fuck unless its lava life or somethin
even then dont do it cause you cant get anyone on that site anyways so forget i even said that. No I am not gay. |
|
Tuesday, May 30th 2006 - 09:33:05 AM |
| |
|
Stephen Barmann |
|
Sometimes beaver control...... No I am not gay. |
|
Wednesday, May 3rd 2006 - 11:38:01 PM |
| |
|
u ar a geek [e] |
|
u need a life u little wanna be ganster im gnna shoot u im a real nigga wiv a real big dig and real big gat mother fuker !!!! and hell no im not gay u fag !!!!! Yes I am not gay. |
|
Friday, March 10th 2006 - 05:16:06 AM |
| |
|
UZ A BITCH |
|
wtf is wrong wit u trying to meet ladies on the net u suck man u couldent get fucked in a prison if u were in a cell wit a guy who was in for life! TUPAC 4 LIFE
WESTSIDE 4 LIFE
Yall aint got shit
No I am not gay. |
|
Friday, March 3rd 2006 - 06:02:53 PM |
| |
|
shit [e] |
|
you are the biggest dork ever, fuck , i cant een say anything thats how bad you
are No I am not gay. |
|
Saturday, January 21st 2006 - 09:55:25 PM |
| |
|
- |
|
No I am not gay. |
|
Tuesday, November 22nd 2005 - 06:26:43 PM |
| |
|
trina [e] |
|
no i already have it No I am not gay. |
|
Monday, November 21st 2005 - 08:15:47 AM |
| |
|
Perkoff [h] |
|
Ok, do you need my address? No I am not gay. |
|
Wednesday, November 9th 2005 - 06:56:14 PM |
| |
|
trina [e] |
|
i'm going to stalk you! No I am not gay. |
|
Wednesday, November 9th 2005 - 09:26:03 AM |
| |
|
me |
|
Is that person on the front page really you? No I am not gay. |
|
Friday, November 4th 2005 - 10:22:21 PM |
| |
|
Rana |
|
Hey, i like your site. That sucks that your mom's bowl got smashed. No I am not gay. |
|
Friday, November 4th 2005 - 02:09:14 PM |
| |
|
Me |
|
Is this site a joke? No offense but I have never come across a site like this. I got the link off bastardly.com. No I am not gay. |
|
Wednesday, November 2nd 2005 - 06:22:41 PM |
| |
|
Loser |
|
172.148.82.109 - When you pretend to be someone you're not your IP addy gets posted. |
|
Saturday, October 29th 2005 - 09:49:21 PM |
| |
|
Mr Coo Coo Bananas |
|
I love your website. Please don't listen to all the haters of everything foreign. Keep on keepin on brother. |
|
Wednesday, October 19th 2005 - 09:14:24 PM |
| |
|
The Ikon That Can Still Go [e] |
|
dis page is l33t! watch out for teh h4x0rs thow |
|
Sunday, October 16th 2005 - 07:52:51 PM |
| |
|
Wavy G [e] [h] |
|
Hi, everywon! I'm Wavy G. This is my first ever time in a chatroom. What do you guys talk about and stuff here? Are there any ladies in the room? Send me a message.
I love you all!
Love,
Wavy G |
|
Sunday, October 16th 2005 - 05:23:00 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
PERKOFF.COM is officially up and running. |
|
Saturday, October 15th 2005 - 07:16:42 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Damn I haven't visited my site in a long time. |
|
Tuesday, August 30th 2005 - 11:24:24 AM |
| |
|
Z. Mann Zilla [e] [h] |
|
Amusing site... I work at a porn store, and I'm sure some of my co-workers are going to get a kick out of the Masturbation Horror Stories. I would definately like to see more on this site, maybe even drop you a few more Horror Stories for your files...
Oh, and to the plethora of nay-sayers, whose biggest contributions to this guestbook have been either homoerotic rants or calls for suicide... I know life is tough when you don't have an imagination, but could you POSSIBLY find some other area of ridicule? Homo jokes just aren't provocative anymore, and asking someone to kill themselves just because you think their website is stupid, just REEKS of "sociopathy". |
|
Wednesday, July 13th 2005 - 03:13:15 PM |
| |
|
simon [e] |
|
i fink ur a freak m8, y u tellin every1 bout wat shits happened to u, i jus wanna no, can i be ur friend and play wid ur mum |
|
Wednesday, July 13th 2005 - 09:14:54 AM |
| |
|
james |
|
die now... |
|
Tuesday, July 12th 2005 - 02:52:48 PM |
| |
|
B_Ko [e] [h] |
|
This website is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Keep updating if you aren't dead. |
|
Monday, July 11th 2005 - 01:35:45 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
I don't remember calling Carmine a panzy. |
|
Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 12:05:25 AM |
| |
|
Courtney [e] |
|
I am sending you this just because of the comment you made about Carmen Gotti being a panzy and you have gone to school with him since the 1st grade. C'mon now, now you have your nerve to call someone a Panzy,...look at you.. Carmine Forever...he's so hot! |
|
Wednesday, March 16th 2005 - 06:19:03 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Claire G, Lillith, and Don, when I go to my guest book thing it says that you all 3 have the same IP address, why do you pretend to be someone your not and post fake messages in my guestbook? I removed the message from your IP with the name DON, and also the one with the name Lillith, pick a name and stick with it, you stupid idiot. |
|
Tuesday, March 15th 2005 - 01:39:43 PM |
| |
|
Claire G |
|
like OMG, i just found this site from ANOTHER jokey site! But ive read some msgs here and people actually think its real! Theres no actual Steve Perkoff - its just a funny site takin the piss out of geeks! Actual OMG for peeps hu believe this is real! |
|
Friday, March 11th 2005 - 02:37:31 PM |
| |
|
Lead Singer Of Forgotten Killers |
|
Forgotten Killers, Jane Eyre, Warhol, Shining Station and Grits N Gravy Support this man. Steve, dude if youre ever in the Coachella Valley hit us up! we get you all the groupies you want! PUNK/PSYCHO/EMO LIVES ON MUTHAFUCKERS!!! |
|
Saturday, March 5th 2005 - 08:46:19 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Please don't project your sucicidal thoughts onto me. |
|
Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 09:55:58 PM |
| |
|
DICK HEAD |
|
YOU GAY SON OF A BITCH, GO SLIT YOUR THROAT IN A BACK ALLEY YOU FAGGOT. |
|
Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 05:15:52 PM |
| |
|
dawn [e] |
|
uuuughhhh Freaken idiot... dude your so fucken cool.. i couldnt of come up with a better way to be like napolen dynmite.. you did it!!! ur awesome... hope to see new updates on your sight tho.. it was a great laugh.. have a good one:D |
|
Friday, February 4th 2005 - 12:50:18 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
The last few people that signed my guestbook were very immature, you should be ashamed of yourselfs. |
|
Thursday, February 3rd 2005 - 11:35:26 PM |
| |
|
Ihatenerdslikeyou |
|
AHaha you can't even attend on Extreme Makeover. They'll just reject you and tell ya to use a hammer on your face for improvements instead :D
Haha and if yo uwere picked out I'd bloody fucking laugh my ass off with your retarded behavior.
You would get as much pussy as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers 2, you know you need a brain and not just the looks and you got neither one :D GOD DAMN DIE RETARD |
|
Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 09:10:37 AM |
| |
|
OMG!!!!!!!!!1 |
|
--> Ihateretardslikeyou
plz dont make him hurt the animals they have mutch better destiny than to be fucked by this pecker..
i have never seen a so ugly bad mother fucker that take his dad every day to fuck him off at school and make you eat him and once again dont be mean to the trashcan --> Ihateretardslikeyou <-- the trash is usefull atleast |
|
Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 09:09:05 AM |
| |
|
Ihatenerdslikeyou |
|
Dude you aren't Dustin Hoffmann, buy a mirror and see for yourself. You are the trashcan on the corner of every street. You are the most un-hot topic of the schools. Lol aint weird it's war ;) |
|
Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 09:07:32 AM |
| |
|
Ihateretardslikeyou |
|
Dude seriously buy a dog. Fuck the nuts out of it. Btw you wouldn't get laid even if you went to Thailiand to buy, they'd just pay you to fuck off. God damnit I thought you were just another ugly person but hell no. You are the sickest nastiest piece of twisted retarded mofo I have ever seen. God damnit you don't ask a 45 year old fat plumper to suck your dick. GOD DAMNIT dude you should take so much medication or E and just die in a psychiatric hospital or w.e. God damnit I have seen many retards but you wing the price for the uglyest most perverted guy of the century. btw you can try animal sex but I think the poor animals will reject you |
|
Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 09:04:10 AM |
| |
|
OMG!!!!!!!!!1 |
|
OMFG!!!!! how the hell did i got to this losers page.
get a life plz.. you must be the most pathetic person i have ever seen... don't you got a cat to kill or something better to do than keeping this web or what you want to call this thing on the nett.
you have seriously problems with your life. try do something like jump off a bridge or something.
plz stop bothering girls around the area you wont get anything unless you take a plane to thailand and buy a girl.
P.S i had the laught of my life when i was reading this pages so i just had to write in your "Dreambook" or Guestbook... hehe...
so long sucker.. |
|
Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 08:39:38 AM |
| |
|
Dr Katz |
|
Steven please do not call my house of Christmas. Every year you cry about committing suicide and every year you never do it. I have a house of people that love me and care about me. I don't have time for you. I don't want you to call me anymore. I'll refund your money for you inflatable "companion" that you've been infatuated with at the adult bookstore. Naming her Penny was a great idea you had. |
|
Sunday, December 26th 2004 - 07:43:29 AM |
| |
|
Hobo Hunter [e] |
|
This site is boring. It needs more content. |
|
Thursday, December 23rd 2004 - 09:03:55 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
You think nice guys like me are stupid, and I think people with nothing better to do than post in my guestbook are stupid, excluding myself. |
|
Friday, December 3rd 2004 - 01:40:41 PM |
| |
|
Wild |
|
you're stupid. |
|
Wednesday, December 1st 2004 - 01:02:18 AM |
| |
|
delia |
|
I live on probably the most eastern point of the northern US. I think you live in the central part, no? |
|
Thursday, November 18th 2004 - 04:58:52 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
How do you know we don't live close? Where do you live? Maybe we can hang out sometime if we are close.
|
|
Wednesday, November 17th 2004 - 11:40:14 PM |
| |
|
delia |
|
I think you're neat. I wish we lived closer to one another. |
|
Monday, November 15th 2004 - 04:27:42 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [h] |
|
STFU LA. |
|
Thursday, October 14th 2004 - 03:24:16 PM |
| |
|
LA [h] |
|
This can't be real!!! |
|
Monday, October 11th 2004 - 10:06:54 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey
"Valmorx (<>..<>)"
You're a weirdo. |
|
Saturday, October 9th 2004 - 01:39:56 PM |
| |
|
Valmorx (<>..<>) |
|
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
RESISTANCE AM FUTILE
PUNY EARTH WEAPONS! |
|
Saturday, October 9th 2004 - 01:42:48 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [h] |
|
Hey Alton it is sad to me that you are a gullible stupid human being with nothing better to do than type mean things in peoples guestbooks. |
|
Friday, September 10th 2004 - 06:52:35 PM |
| |
|
Anton [e] [h] |
|
Hey why do you sound like your black for? Don't follow girls around in cars, that's psycho! And if you talk to girls with such bad language and disrespect it's no wonder you don't have a gf. Anyway, think about it man, your not a big black guy..your not a very big guy at all really..but anyway I added you to my yahoo messenger.. so now I can chat to you when I get stoned. |
|
Thursday, September 9th 2004 - 12:58:32 PM |
| |
|
Incubus |
|
You look like a guy from that Movie Revenge of the Nerds. You should stick to renting them pornos with Jenna Jameson posing in a picture with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hmm I just wanted to mention them two people and didn't know how to work it in. Anyway Geekboy, you should change your last name from Perkoff to Jerkoff, or better yet change your last name to Geekboy.
GEEK BOY!! |
|
Monday, September 6th 2004 - 10:48:03 PM |
| |
|
SCHIZZAM! [h] |
|
OMFG! LOLOLOLROFLMMFAOTORNADO!!! YOU REMIND ME OF DYING AND MUTILATED CATTLE! I WANNA DO YOU IN THE POOPER! LOLOLOL |
|
Monday, August 30th 2004 - 05:13:08 PM |
| |
|
1337suxxor [e] |
|
U R such a pathetic nerd, this must be a hoax... |
|
Wednesday, August 25th 2004 - 02:22:20 PM |
| |
|
ANonymou [e] [h] |
|
I'll hook you up with my sister. At least this way I won't have to worry about some ego dick only dating her for a little poontang. Fucken cuntaroos! |
|
Wednesday, August 25th 2004 - 12:44:15 PM |
| |
|
Dana [h] |
|
|
|
Thursday, August 12th 2004 - 04:12:07 AM |
| |
|
Dude who's called a stalker |
|
Im called a stalker for asking a girl's recruiter if I can write to ask about bootcamp experience.
But YOU'RE A FUCKING STALKER MAN. Shit.
People are so fucking dumb, & you're in denial.
Everybody, you're probably antisocial. But if you're not, stay away from the antisocial. They're fucking freaks. |
|
Monday, August 9th 2004 - 05:05:56 AM |
| |
|
Brandon |
|
Dude, don't listen to anyone who makes fun of you...it's a waste of time. I'm sure your a cool guy. Theres a hot lady for you out there. Patience
-=LIVESTRONG=- |
|
Saturday, July 31st 2004 - 09:46:43 PM |
| |
|
Pogo Jesus [h] |
|
Hmm, your site sure isn't updated very often, and doesn't have much to offer. If you want to use this site to find people, make it more diverse. Add a few pages! Get people interested in you. Also, friendly, selflessness will help you out with the ladies. When a co-worker drops something, pick it up for them, hand it to them, smile, and quickly turn away and get back to doing whatever you were doing. I think that would be a good angle for you. Try it out! And, stand up straight. If you slouch, people will think you have low self confidence and leave you alone. Good luck! |
|
Sunday, July 25th 2004 - 08:49:18 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey 1215 it's nice to read some honest advice instead of hate. I don't have AOL but I have yahoo messenger, any ladies reading this can contact me on there, my yahoo id is THINK_MARTY_MCFLY. |
|
Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 07:06:57 PM |
| |
|
1215 [h] |
|
if you like a girl, tell her. otherwise, shell call you a stalker when you sit outside her house.
drive 3 hours to get laid? no. make them drive. you really gotta use the local aol chat rooms. although 9/10 of the white chicks are scumbag thugs with kids from black dads, theres always the normal girl in there. |
|
Friday, June 18th 2004 - 02:34:52 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Cerise, was what you said a joke? Just wondering cause it wasn't funny, hmm, did somebody tell you you were funny? If I was you I'd beat that persons butt, I don't like people lying to me, and you shouldn't take it either. |
|
Tuesday, June 15th 2004 - 02:15:29 AM |
| |
|
Cerise Bonsai |
|
Hello there Steve
You sure do look cute. Ain't no doubt. I can imagine you hanging out of the back of me. |
|
Friday, June 4th 2004 - 07:10:23 AM |
| |
|
Stephen Barmann |
|
What you need to do is start drinking more. Just find some people that are cool to drink with and drink during your spare time. It's helped me a lot. |
|
Friday, June 4th 2004 - 05:56:04 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Betty aka some guy pretending to be a girl. Maybe if you want to do a better job of tricking a person like you were trying to trick me, well think it out a little bit before hand. Are you a complete moron or just pretending to be one ine my guestbook? |
|
Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 11:33:07 PM |
| |
|
betty [e] |
|
your such a stud man. i want your man fat all over my ass. |
|
Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 02:24:33 AM |
| |
|
Sol Goode |
|
Hey this site is nuts, your nuts. I'm nuts for even signing this guestbook, all the people that read this are nuts for reading it. We should form an alliance and watch eachothers back? |
|
Thursday, April 15th 2004 - 09:07:43 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
I got a girl friend.
APRIL FOOLS!! |
|
Thursday, April 1st 2004 - 07:51:25 PM |
| |
|
Betty-ann Andrews [e] |
|
Hi Steve wat up dawg, so i hear your single cause i am,cause your a nice guy aren't you. I like to get to know you a bit more so please send back. |
|
Thursday, March 4th 2004 - 05:04:57 PM |
| |
|
Jon [e] |
|
By the way, if u dont have AIM, u can get it at...www.AIM.com |
|
Sunday, February 29th 2004 - 12:10:21 PM |
| |
|
Jon [e] |
|
hey, my name is Jon...if u have AIM (AOL instant messanger) IM me, ill talk to you..the screen name is....... IF U 555 IM 666...its EXACTLY as i wrote it |
|
Sunday, February 29th 2004 - 12:06:27 PM |
| |
|
Scatman |
|
kid you got issues, why the fuck would you drive 3 hours to get fucking laid. Do not take this website off the internet. you need to update it every once and a while, keep us laughing. Visit my site and check out them bitches |
|
Tuesday, February 17th 2004 - 07:28:15 PM |
| |
|
Anissia (aka Al) |
|
Happy Valentines Day!
One more week till my "surgery" and then I'll be a real woman. That means the next time we hook up, you won't have to bend over anymore!!! :-) |
|
Monday, February 16th 2004 - 11:47:39 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Thats a sick tought El Barto. |
|
Saturday, January 31st 2004 - 10:49:08 AM |
| |
|
El Barto |
|
Please keep your site on line. I really enjoy reading how you get insulted and degraded by everyone... |
|
Thursday, January 29th 2004 - 11:53:14 AM |
| |
|
serge [e] |
|
we will meet in a place where there is no darkness. find me. she's here. |
|
Friday, January 16th 2004 - 04:55:16 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Merry Christmas, and Happy New Years to you guys too. |
|
Saturday, January 3rd 2004 - 09:06:00 PM |
| |
|
homestar |
|
you still smell like pea soup |
|
Tuesday, December 30th 2003 - 03:01:05 AM |
| |
|
Christine |
|
Oh my GOD!! I don't think I've EVER read anything so pathetic. I hope to God this is a joke site, because there is no way idiots like this exist in this world. But if it isn't...man! Listen Steven...you REALLY need some serious help. People like you should not be allowed in society. How could you do all that stuff to that girl and still WONDER why she called you a stalker. Maybe you should research what a stalker really is, since it's obvious you have plenty of time on your hands! Honestly, please do this world a favor and kill yourself.....and this time, try to not fuck it up, like everything else you do. |
|
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 11:08:43 PM |
| |
|
who cares |
|
look dude its kinda easy to see why you'r disliked. you appear to be a little bit on the nerdy side. that and quite frankly you sound like a really odd charcter. you are suicidal, flirt with mysterious people in internet chatrooms and spit on some pissed guys sandwich. turn things around dude. |
|
Friday, December 26th 2003 - 09:57:56 PM |
| |
|
The Fake Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
141.153.195.254
MY PENIS IS SMALL I AM A FAGGOT I WILL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
|
Sunday, December 21st 2003 - 01:55:53 PM |
| |
|
[h] |
|
you should post your picture at http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com and see what responce you get theres tons of people that go to that site you never know you could meet your wife on there |
|
Wednesday, December 17th 2003 - 03:34:13 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
If you don't like it don't look at it. I have much better stuff to do than look at stuff I don't like, like look at stuff I do like. Hopefully one day you'll change around and be like me. |
|
Saturday, December 6th 2003 - 02:06:00 PM |
| |
|
FUCK YOU SHITHEAD [e] |
|
alright dude....come on, dont fucking put this shit online. makin other people look at yo nasty fuckin shit. whats that biggy and tupac bullshit you fucking honky ass, dick lickin nerd bitch piece of shit, fuck you, just fucking die you faggot, fucking die |
|
Thursday, December 4th 2003 - 08:10:48 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
That wasn't nice Marcy, and Nick why are you saying all that mean stuff about me? I'm a nice guy I guess you just don't like me for some reason that I don't know. I don't know I'm just looking for some friends guys :) |
|
Sunday, November 30th 2003 - 12:51:01 AM |
| |
|
Marcy |
|
PERKOFF the JERKOFF |
|
Saturday, November 29th 2003 - 11:43:18 PM |
| |
|
Nick AkA Exctaxcy [e] |
|
IP: 205.188.209.71
HAhahahahaha where the fuck did yall get this faggit from... oh wait he lives in south milwaukee just a cuple of blocks away from me... hmm steven MABY IMMA PAY YA A PAYBACK YOU LIL BITCH dont run this time muthafucka yer ass is mine oh and yer still a lose ya silly faggit DICKS ARE FOR CHIKS ya dumb bitch why dont you do the whole muthafuckin world a favor?... and kill your gay ass self just jump off the bridge or roll yer ass down suicide hill by my house you know where it is you lil bitch just hope i dont see your ass one of these days ;) yer gonna get fucked up BIATCH |
|
Friday, November 28th 2003 - 05:47:01 PM |
| |
|
Trisha [e] |
|
No Marty, do not say that, email me sometime i will show you my pics sweetie, please dont hate me :(
|
|
Sunday, November 23rd 2003 - 03:29:05 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Trisha I've got messages like yours in my guestbook before, last time someone was nice like that in my guestbook I emailed them than they emailed me back and said it was a setup and that when I emailed them they hacked my account. Well I changed my password after that so they didn't do nothing but I have a feeling its you guys again. You didn't get me before and you're not gonna get me now. |
|
Tuesday, November 18th 2003 - 09:43:01 PM |
| |
|
Trisha [e] |
|
Hey Steve, i just wanna say that you are one of the strongest man i have ever met, and i like that, i think i got a little thing for you....maybe we can talk sometime sweetie? |
|
Monday, November 17th 2003 - 01:08:45 PM |
| |
|
Adelphi [e] |
|
stevo...
i love your penis,its very dirty. It needs to be cleaned. Wisconsin will lick it for you. She loves cock. Give her a call she will lick you hard, 516-225-7921!!Thats her cell, shes waiting. |
|
Saturday, November 8th 2003 - 09:06:15 PM |
| |
|
Adelphi [e] |
|
stevo...
i love your penis,its very dirty. It needs to be cleaned. Wisconsin will lick it for you. She loves cock. Give her a call she will lick you hard, 516-225-7921!!Thats her cell, shes waiting. |
|
Saturday, November 8th 2003 - 09:05:28 PM |
| |
|
Chester |
|
I am a 35 year old virgin male and get fully aroused looking at your picture and reading your diary. |
|
Saturday, November 8th 2003 - 08:09:55 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
I think you are more pathetic than me guy that admires Supa Dave. Don't you have anything better to do than read my cool website? |
|
Friday, October 10th 2003 - 09:24:05 PM |
| |
|
i admire supa dave |
|
lol, you fucking loser. take a shower and get a life. o and supa dave you are so right in what you wrote. and on a side not, cut lengthwise with the razor not across your wrist, you get more of the artery then. fucking pathetic....just fucking pathetic |
|
Wednesday, October 8th 2003 - 05:18:52 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hi Amy and Emma, if you ever read this maybe you can post another message in my guestbook and tell me a little bit more about yourself's. And of course if you have any questions about me feel free to ask. |
|
Saturday, October 4th 2003 - 10:53:23 AM |
| |
|
emma and amy!!! [e] |
|
hey!! awww!! we love u!! you are hot, and we feel sorry for ya! for all those idiotic fools who are mean to u! we love u more than pie!
mwah!!
xxxx |
|
Monday, September 29th 2003 - 02:22:13 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hi NONE, you are wrong, I am not a homo. If you read anything on my site you would know I like girls. |
|
Saturday, September 20th 2003 - 07:32:05 PM |
| |
|
none [e] |
|
Your a Real Homo Haha... Your diary is funny HahAHAHA.. Mr. JERKOFF!!! |
|
Friday, September 19th 2003 - 09:01:51 AM |
| |
|
none [e] |
|
You need to add to your Online Diary |
|
Thursday, August 21st 2003 - 11:24:14 AM |
| |
|
blah [e] [h] |
|
Im going to make a site like this it will be at http://homepages.ntlworld.com/tux/mysite/ |
|
Wednesday, August 20th 2003 - 05:03:32 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Geocities doesn't allow nude stuff. Even if they did I wouldn't have the balls to do it. |
|
Thursday, August 14th 2003 - 08:42:19 PM |
| |
|
hey baby [e] [h] |
|
i think you should put a nude photo of you :), this way we know if your really that hot guy in the photo!!!! |
|
Tuesday, August 12th 2003 - 07:42:46 PM |
| |
|
dasdsa [e] |
|
lol |
|
Monday, August 11th 2003 - 02:55:09 PM |
| |
|
KiDRiC3 [e] |
|
LOL this sites such a total joke and if it isnt...may god help your sick twisted mind |
|
Sunday, August 10th 2003 - 12:49:04 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey thanks for saying Perkoff For Prez. That was nice. |
|
Sunday, August 3rd 2003 - 06:06:45 PM |
| |
|
flexy [e] |
|
Perkoff for Prez !!!!!
|
|
Wednesday, July 30th 2003 - 07:48:29 PM |
| |
|
hate yourguts [e] |
|
You are a diisgusting clueless little insignifigant PERV! |
|
Monday, July 21st 2003 - 11:44:41 AM |
| |
|
|
|
hey I am from the nederlands and you are so ugly you are a lozer ! I am in america now but how cares i hope i dont see you at the street !you're a greep !!
|
|
Thursday, July 17th 2003 - 05:33:53 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Fernando, just cause your named Fernando doesn't mean you have to speak bad english. Go get some english speaking lessons so I can understand you better. |
|
Tuesday, July 15th 2003 - 09:58:58 AM |
| |
|
Fernando |
|
Oh, u r a totaly asshole
|
|
Monday, June 23rd 2003 - 01:13:21 PM |
| |
|
Josh [e] [h] |
|
www.mp3.com/fear_unknown
the FU supports anyone as odd as this guy. |
|
Sunday, June 22nd 2003 - 07:58:16 PM |
| |
|
± [e] [h] |
|
Good luck with the trial.
Buy a strong butt plug, in case. |
|
Friday, June 20th 2003 - 12:05:46 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey Weedboy, You emailed me a Masturbation Horror Story, I am going to add it to my site as soon as I have time, I'm off to work now, bye everyone who reads this. |
|
Sunday, June 15th 2003 - 11:37:19 AM |
| |
|
Memememe [e] [h] |
|
man your the sadest faggot i have ever seen in my intire fucking life. |
|
Thursday, June 12th 2003 - 09:42:35 PM |
| |
|
nick aka exctaxcy [e] [h] |
|
ok man lol you are g@y my bad for tellin your secret dude but uhh its the truth you gave some kid head in the school bathroom ahahaha g@y s0n of a b!t©h fu©k you |
|
Thursday, June 5th 2003 - 09:17:07 PM |
| |
|
Anna (mudvaynegurl) [e] [h] |
|
Hey you sexy thing! I love your page, expecially the masterbation horror stories! hehe! well i'll talk to you later! |
|
Wednesday, June 4th 2003 - 01:01:55 AM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey guys I've been getting trolled, so I made a web page about the troll. Can't mess with me. |
|
Tuesday, May 27th 2003 - 11:48:40 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
Hey thanks for the compliment on my photo shop skills. But it is not photo shop. It is called Paint Shop Pro. |
|
Friday, May 23rd 2003 - 10:13:19 PM |
| |
|
Sheryl [e] |
|
You are so hot! I wish you were my boy friend. Email me please!
S |
|
Thursday, May 22nd 2003 - 11:28:36 AM |
| |
|
|
|
funniest site I've seen in a damn long time. Keep up those rad PhotoShop skillz |
|
Thursday, May 22nd 2003 - 10:11:35 AM |
| |
|
lucas |
|
dude they are just jealous of you. they wish they were you |
|
Thursday, May 15th 2003 - 09:47:06 PM |
| |
|
Steven Perkoff [e] [h] |
|
So many mean people in this world, are there any nice people out there? If so please talk to me we can become friends. |
|
Wednesday, May 14th 2003 - 01:37:43 PM |
| |
||
sign
|
Perkoff.com
||
|
