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Name: lucy
E-mail address: lucy@lucyspage.com
Homepage URL: http://www.lucyspage.com
Who wants me the most?: Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: A.)You're a female.
Would you like to buy a monkey? No
So...: Hi, just a quick buzz to say how much i liked your site, keep up the good work, lucy :-)
Friday, April 4th 2003 - 03:20:58 AM
Name: Gimme ABBA
Homepage URL: http://www.maintour.com/nevada/mesquite.htm
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Singing
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Downtown Baghdad
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: D.)A and B only.
Would you like to buy a monkey? No
So...: God Bless the USA
Wednesday, March 19th 2003 - 05:50:08 AM
Name: some call me Tim
E-mail address: tim@aol.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: honest, mister, she said she was single
Who da man?: YOU ARE
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Waterloo, because it's in the shape of an A... that's the best way I can explain myself
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: A.)You're a female.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: buttons on yoru underwear
Saturday, July 28th 2001 - 08:10:32 PM
Name: Amber
E-mail address: vodkaandchocolate@hotmail.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: last night we just talked... but the night before!
Who da man?: sexist. why aint it "whos the woman"?
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Fuck off, id bein the castle watchin' u "manly men" make ass's of urselves....and perhaps die.
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: D.)A and B only.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: *****
There is a theory that all worlds are merly dreams, and
that every dream we dream is another world, and that
somewhere dreamers are dreaming us.
*****
Monday, February 26th 2001 - 01:45:45 PM
Name: Alan
E-mail address: Alan705@aol.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: last night??? hmmm
Who da man?: Matt Damon, I'm straight, just think he's the man
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I wouldn't be
Who wants me the most?: Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Interesting site... don't know how I stumbled upon it.... I
like browsing around... in addition to a lot of things I
like doing... just wanna have fun. If you like to get in a
tickle fight, email me!! HA HA HA
Thursday, February 10th 2000 - 12:26:21 AM
Name: Jennifer
E-mail address: whee@unsane.org
Homepage URL: http://altern.org/dahlink
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: searching for that darned lost earring....
Who da man?: Alan Cumming
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I wouldn't
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Hello m'dear! 'Tis such a pretty site! Lavendar and
barricade boys-what else do you want in a webpage?
Friday, August 27th 1999 - 07:12:05 AM
Name: Meg
E-mail address: meggers@fisticuffs.org
Homepage URL: http://fisticuffs.org
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: the tango
Who da man?: Scott Brosius
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Gettysburg, 'cause that's where the roof fell in a few years ago
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: E.)All of the above.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Last time I signed this I was sitting in my high school
library, bored as hell. I think it's horrible that I
remember that. So horrible that I am thwapping myself with a
toothbrush. Ow.
Wednesday, August 25th 1999 - 11:45:04 PM
Name: The Chicken Lady
E-mail address: girldrinkdrunk@fisticuffs.org
Homepage URL: http://mamasays.fisticuffs.org/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: I was shopping. Bill, I'm gay.
Who da man?: Buddy Cole
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Antietam because I'm the only one that can spell it.
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I like boys.
Wednesday, August 25th 1999 - 08:17:47 PM
Name: Jason Hicks
E-mail address: yacob@gateway.net
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: creating photo realistic impressions of foam
Who da man?: whoever composed the theme to Airwolf
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Muchu Pichu, although I'm not entirely sure what kind of battles ever took place there, but I've always wished I was Machu Pichu
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: D.)A and B only.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Hello. My name is Jason Hicks. It's a testament to how
interesting I find you that I tell you my real name.
Unfortunately I've never actually done the pornographic e
mail business, so I will have to ramble endearingly instead.
I have a long standing fascination with Pie and am intigued
by anyone who brings it up of their own accord. I am a
reluctant mysogenist who is happier than most when a woman
is funny and interesting and so would very much like to not
alienate you at this point. If it helps I can play the
musical saw among other random instruments and am currenlty
living it up while I exercise the futility that is doing
original theatre in L.A. God Bless Me. My preferred
sleeping schedual reads from 8 or 9 a.m. to whenever someone
calls me the next day. Unfortunatly people stopped calling
me about eleven months ago and I have to be at work at ten.
Nobody loves a sinner.
mail me if you get the chance. The devil that lives in my
back is trying to hump the lumbars again. Stay happy.
Tuesday, August 17th 1999 - 12:53:13 AM
Name: andrea
E-mail address: andiweaves@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://sugee.8m.com/index.html
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: takin' a load-off
Who da man?: michael gruber
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: hmmm......
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: humerous site. the Les Mis porn had me laughing my arse
off! i'm a frequent visitor. i like it here. hope that
doesn't scare you. :)
Saturday, August 7th 1999 - 02:39:42 PM
Name: Amy
E-mail address: amy@journey-on.com
Homepage URL: http://www.journey-on.com/charlotte/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: editing film.
Who da man?: The arbiter.
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I plead the fifth.
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Buh buh buh buh buh--
Hi. I like this site. It made me laugh insanely but part
of that could very well possibly be that it's two a.m. and
I really need some sleep. Fine work nonetheless. Yay!
Friday, July 30th 1999 - 11:51:16 PM
Name: Juan Encarnacion
E-mail address: juan@superfan.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: you were there, too, babe...
Who da man?: me
Who wants me the most?: I do.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: D.)A and B only.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: You're story about my life was a lot like your story about
Sean Casey's life, which was a lot like your story about Joe
McEwing's life, which was a lot like your story about Jim
Abbott's life. I liked it very much.
Sunday, June 27th 1999 - 01:13:18 PM
Name: Chelsea
E-mail address: anyways@chaotic-star.nu
Homepage URL: http://altern.org/chels
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Playing Scrabble
Who da man?: Roger Bart
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: One where there weren't any deaths. Or where Gilles Chiasson is (a la "Civil War")
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: E.)All of the above.
Would you like to buy a monkey? No
So...: Wonderful page as always. Very entertaining. And if I've
signed this before, forgive me. I think I have, but I'm not
sure. Anyway, great.
Monday, June 21st 1999 - 07:54:50 AM
Name: karen
E-mail address: sinkme@stn.net
Homepage URL: http://members.tripod.com/mme_guillotine
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: i'm not sure, actually...
Who da man?: da c00ch, of course.
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: wherever matt and gilles are...
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: wonderful page, sarah! i'm on a random guestbook signing
spree today and you're one of the lucky victims...exciting,
no? anyways!
Sunday, June 20th 1999 - 03:54:02 PM
Name: Fiona
E-mail address: fiona@moon-river.com
Homepage URL: http://moon-river.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: shoving her into that cow's...
Who da man?: I am, of course.
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: well, the one that's the last part of Glory...b/c I dig Cary Elwes waving around his sword wildly
Who wants me the most?: Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: A.)You're a female.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Geez Louise, this site amused me all too much. It makes me
happy. Happier than cow porn. Great job, dahling!
Wednesday, June 16th 1999 - 04:22:38 PM
Name: Mandy
E-mail address: enjolras@punkass.com
Homepage URL: http://freespeech.org/realbignews/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Well, John, I'm gay.
Who da man?: Cuba Gooding, Jr.
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Waterloo, because then I'd be an ABBA song.
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: You know you want me, too.
Friday, June 11th 1999 - 12:13:51 PM
Name: Jennifer
E-mail address: starryeyed@dinette.org
Homepage URL: http://diva.repressed.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: um...I'm your new interior designer...honest!
Who da man?: I'm not quite sure
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: why am I on a historical battlefield?
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: E.)All of the above.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I came here because I felt it was only nescessary after
seeing the 3NT cast. And I was quite right. Love it...
Sunday, May 16th 1999 - 02:35:54 PM
Name: Meg
E-mail address: megadee@mindspring.com
Homepage URL: http://pine-scented.com/snerk
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Canasta
Who da man?: You da man!
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: *blink* Whichever one Skippy is lying on.
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I'm confused. Ever so confused. I've been here, I've read, I've loved, and damn it, I've never signed. What up with that, yo? It's really just morally wrong. I should beat myself with a sharp stick. Anyway, your site is way sexy. I'm falling all over myself here. Keep the love. Whatever the hell that means.
Thursday, May 13th 1999 - 04:59:50 AM
Name: Ari
E-mail address: ari@lifeaskew.com
Homepage URL: http://www.lifeaskew.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: tickle fight
Who da man?: Setlock
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Fort Pocahontas - 'cause I did archaeology there
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: D.)A and B only.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I think the image of the santa drinking beer has scarred me
for life, thankyoumuch. No one told me that he was an
alcoholic overweight old man!!
Wednesday, May 5th 1999 - 11:14:27 AM
Name: Chelsea
E-mail address: chelsea@sagebrush.nu
Homepage URL: http://no-moon.com/chelsea
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Planning your surprise party. I mean, oops... I was never good at secrets.
Who da man?: You do man!
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Whichever had nobody dying. Because I don't want to die or see other people die.
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: A.)You're a female.
Would you like to buy a monkey? No
So...: Did you know your page was the only page I didn't know of
before no-moon? I don't mean that as an insult in any way
whatsoever. Your page looks great, and I can't wait to see
the further developments.
Monday, May 3rd 1999 - 01:05:52 PM
Name: Jessica
E-mail address: jmsmith1@edisto.cofc.edu
Homepage URL: http://angelfire.com/la/tinpanalley
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Huh?
Who da man?: Douglas Sills
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I have a small problem with blood so my answer would be none!
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I love the new page! The random stuff provides me with a
few minutes of entertainment!
Monday, May 3rd 1999 - 12:17:02 PM
Name: Jennifer
E-mail address: froufroufrillsfabric@iname.com
Homepage URL: http://diva.repressed.com
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: that wasn't me! that was my pet penguin wearing my clothes!
Who da man?: probably not me
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I wouldn't...
Who wants me the most?: Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: A.)You're a female.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: oh, la. fun page. I especially like the spell-checked cast
list.
Saturday, April 17th 1999 - 11:41:06 AM
Name: George the Wonder Poodle
E-mail address: enjolras@punkass.com
Homepage URL: http://no-moon.com/dinsdale/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Why don't you ask that ho yourself?
Who da man?: You my bitch!
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I would be Bull Run because that's the only one I can think of right now.
Who wants me the most?: I do.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I'm bored. Really really bored. And in Florida, which just
makes it that much worse.
Wednesday, April 14th 1999 - 09:52:35 AM
Name: Farin
E-mail address: bigarseshipgirl@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.no-moon.com/smitty
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: the same thing you were doing with your wife last night!
Who da man?: Cerveris!
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: uhm...not a clue
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Hey!
I love this page! It sucks that xoom has all these crappy
banners? Want to come to no-moon.com? It's a cool domain.
It's my domain...
~Farin
Saturday, March 20th 1999 - 05:32:57 PM
Name: Michelle
E-mail address: angel-3@rocketmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.accessv.com/~angel-3/home/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Eating corn
Who da man?: Well, me of course...
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I don't think we have any in Canada
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: That was fun. I didn't even know this page was up
anymore...
Sunday, March 7th 1999 - 08:20:35 AM
Name: Heather
E-mail address: BigAssShip@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Orchestra/1222/
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: It had something vaguely to do with Viagra and Don Stephenson.
Who da man?: Mark "psycho" McGrath
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: Bunker Hill, because it has the most kicka** name. Can't you just see everyone referring to you as Bunker Hill?
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: E.)All of the above.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: Yo, yo, I want the quicktime version of Brad Harper's Big
Adventure! But, anyways, those Barricade Boys are hot.
Especially when they're enjoying each other. Yowza.
Thursday, February 25th 1999 - 03:59:53 PM
Name: Lex
E-mail address: ponine15@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Wing/2922
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Singing Rigoleto from beginning to end
Who da man?: Paul Pfieffer
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I would be...
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I want to jump David Bryant right now, because he's so hot.
Maybe I could have a hot threesome w/ him and 'da c00ch. Or
maybe not. Pie=Good. Page=Good.
-Lex-
Thursday, February 25th 1999 - 11:43:48 AM
Name: Lex
E-mail address: ponine15@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Wing/2922
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: Singing Rigoleto from beginning to end
Who da man?: Paul Pfieffer
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: I would be...
Who wants me the most?: Jason 'The Body' Reiff.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: C.)You don't want to upstage David Bryant.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: I want to jump David Bryant right now, because he's so hot.
Maybe I could have a hot threesome w/ him and 'da c00ch. Or
maybe not. Pie=Good. Page=Good.
-Lex-
Thursday, February 25th 1999 - 11:43:42 AM
Name: Sarah
E-mail address: nicolettev@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://members.xoom.com/claquesous
What the hell were you doing with my wife last night?: yes
Who da man?: me
If you were an historical battlefield site, which one would you be and why?: that's just silly
Who wants me the most?: The US Army.
Why the hell am I not playing Marius?: E.)All of the above.
Would you like to buy a monkey? Yes
So...: In defense of my answer, the Army has called me more than
all of the others combined.
Wednesday, February 24th 1999 - 08:26:37 PM
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