Dreambook for Blackout's Box

Welcome to the Blackout's Box Dreambook, If you have a minute, please add your entry to those below by signing the book!

Name: lee
From: home
E-mail address: royalflush@windstream.net
Favorite Blackout bit: havent seen it yet
hahahahahha
Saturday, July 5th 2008 - 01:12:55 PM
Name: vokillist
From: Texas
E-mail address: paradox4u@inhell.com
Homepage URL: http://www.paradox4u.com
Favorite Blackout bit: they all rock !
You need to get back into filming skits and post them muthaphucker!
Monday, March 17th 2008 - 06:59:01 AM
Name: Kat
From: Queens, NY
E-mail address: katvogel@gmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Trumpet!

Hey! Just stopping by this guestbook to show some support for the guffaws and enlightenment you bring tens of thousand of folks.
Monday, January 7th 2008 - 06:40:42 PM
Name: Pain1
From: WI
Favorite Blackout bit: Take your Pills
I'd love the prank calls much more if they weren't so tinged with racist over and undertones. I mean, it's really ridiculous in some calls and the "black" voice is as degradingly poorly done as ever.
Tuesday, October 16th 2007 - 02:40:59 PM
Name: Anthony
From: Canada
E-mail address: no.mail@all.ca
Favorite Blackout bit: Classic Prank Calls
Hi!

First, I'd like to thank you for many hours of prank call madness! I used to visit this site a few years ago and laugh at the adventures of Gladys, Kilty O'Neil, Master Shredder, et al.

Recently I've been back trying to re-listen to these classic pranks but seem unable to access some of the older stuff. For example, the 'Take Your Medicine' prank reports a 'General Error' in the latest version of RealPlayer with nary an explanation. Likewise with 'The Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society', 'The Dog Beaters', 'The Quanicles', etc. But I am able to listen to other old stuff such as 'Are you Crazy', 'Gimme a Smart One' and others.

Are some of the old classics lost for good?!? *gulp*

Thanks again, Blackout!

Regards,

Anthony
Wednesday, October 10th 2007 - 11:58:43 PM
Name: Linda
From: Theme Park
It was a pleasure speaking to you, today. Although I cannot identify the theme park and request that you do not, I hope you had a great time today!!
Sunday, June 10th 2007 - 01:34:35 PM
Name: Dorothy
From: Texas
E-mail address: dotty6383@yahoo.com
No one makes me laugh more. I think you might be the funniest person I've ever met. You made it worth working in Florida and I didn't last long after you left. I love you and Flip. Yall are AMAZING! Make it to Texas soon!!
Monday, May 28th 2007 - 02:40:54 PM
Name: Mark Gleason
From: Fagachusetts
E-mail address: gleasonm1964@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.blackout.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Everything with Gladys
Your Gladys sketches are so brilliant and funny. I’ve listened to all of them over and over and over. Please make more! Do you need ideas or something for Gladys? I could share some. God damn, it takes you a long time to put out something. Again, please make more Gladys! Oh, and I like John Dandell. kissez
Tuesday, April 17th 2007 - 11:23:02 AM
Name: googamooga
From: Miami, FL
E-mail address: vbjones@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://nomadstheatretroupe.com
Favorite Blackout bit: No.
Biggins. Turn yourself in. I'm tired of the South Florida Mental Health people coming by my house every week looking for you.
Saturday, April 7th 2007 - 12:22:49 PM
Name: Momin Ansari
From: PAKISTAN
E-mail address: moenjodaro634@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.moenjodaro.tk
Favorite Blackout bit: IMAGE GALLERY OF THE MUSEUM OF MOENJODARO
http://www.moenjodaro.tk - This Site is the Image Gallery of the Museum of Moenjodaro also kanown as the Vallley of Death a 5000 years old civilization Located at the west bank of river indus LARKANA DISTRICT - PAKISTAN.
Thursday, February 8th 2007 - 02:05:01 AM
Name: Ron
From: Glasgow, UK
E-mail address: ronnie_r_g@hotmail.co.uk
Favorite Blackout bit: Christopher Walken
I thought you guys would like to know that we just had a Christmas party for 30 people and the theme was Christopher Walken and the American cival war. Everyone dressesd as Christoper and recited the skit verbatim numerous times. Thank you. Scotland loves you so much that it's not civil...... and we don't even like Civil Shepherd.
Thursday, December 21st 2006 - 10:18:38 AM
Name: Michael Bigansky Fans
From: Santa Ana, CA
Homepage URL: http://www.blackout.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Impossible to name
Michael Bigansky is awesome. Firefighters around the world are going to get together $50.00 each in the next coulple months and help him make more movies and shows. The genious idiot combo style keeps us laughing and fighting fires. He is a child at heart who sometimes goes to far, but we need people like him to cross those lines. Fortitude. That's what the hat man has. He is funny, even in the face of the most awful life circumstances. We love you Blackout.

The Firefighters
Tuesday, December 5th 2006 - 03:10:04 AM
Name: LESMANIA
From: LESMANIA.com
Homepage URL: http://LESMANIA.com
Favorite Blackout bit: That directory I just emailed you about.
I arrived through a link feat'd in Mr. Westra's newsletter and I must say, jolly good stuff, so Kudos! And Blissings!

LESMANIA
Monday, October 16th 2006 - 04:41:28 PM
Name: Frederick
From: Washington
E-mail address: ninjatack@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.aroundthebox.org
Favorite Blackout bit: Yes.
I love the site man keep it up for real.<img src="javascript:alert('You are a faggot.')">
<img src="javascript:void(window.location=('http://www.KKK.com))">
Wednesday, September 20th 2006 - 09:51:58 PM
Name: Tyler
From: Florida
E-mail address: malij@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.aroundthebox.org/
Favorite Blackout bit: All of them.
Thanks
Wednesday, September 20th 2006 - 09:37:08 PM
Name: Nadia
Favorite Blackout bit: I WANT to but HELP!!
your video's aren't workin right... or i just have no idea what i am doing
someone help me

- maybe
Tuesday, September 5th 2006 - 10:25:23 PM
Name: Nadia
From: Oakland Park
E-mail address: faq16@comcast.net
hey, don't know if you remember me, i was Keith Formans girl for a bit. anyway out of a pure stream of consiousness i thought about you and remembered the site. call me maybe
305 394 0368

by the way, loved the site

- Nadia
Friday, September 1st 2006 - 05:01:27 PM
Name: Lawn care
From: NY
E-mail address: rwer@w43w.com
Homepage URL: http://www.qualitylawn.info
Favorite Blackout bit: http://www.qualitylawn.info
Hello Blackout. Remember me, David from the Fall Out Shelter? I sure do love your bits. You should get in contact with me so I can help you become a Star. I am the founder & owner of Super Stars Made. Your talent should be promoted by someone like me. Not only am I King of Late Night, but I own a painting company! I had so many fans and listeners on my Fall Out Shelter show that I had to get off of Alternacast. Get in contact with me and I will do all I can to help you become a Super Star.
Wednesday, July 19th 2006 - 03:46:38 AM
Name: Alex
E-mail address: Alex@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://uk.geocities.com/gay968free/young-gay-bondage-boys.htm
Favorite Blackout bit: EEEEEvverything!
Bloody fucking hilarious!!!
Thursday, July 6th 2006 - 08:24:12 PM
Name: tiffany
From: houston, tx
E-mail address: tjomc82@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: gladys
i have been listening to gladys for yrs... lol u should make more pranks with her! and or videos of her. get a wig and make up and go out acting like her. lol that would be great! you are so funny. just thought id finally leave a comment. well be well. bye!
Sunday, June 18th 2006 - 02:00:44 AM
Name: Virginia
From: Nashville-Davidson
E-mail address: virginia@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://alivante.balder.prohosting.com/aromasin/
Favorite Blackout bit: N/A
I enjoyed your site very much, I just finished mine yesterday, Please check http://alivante.balder.prohosting.com/aromasin/ too!
Thursday, June 15th 2006 - 05:07:56 PM
Name: Brandon
From: philadelphia
E-mail address: rgvmycology1980@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.blackout.com
Favorite Blackout bit: automated voice 4000
i've been lurking on this site for over 4 years now and i have to say that from time to time, you and your crew are an inspiration for creativity.
keep up the good work and try your best to stay out of the poor house.

over n out.
Tuesday, June 6th 2006 - 03:21:57 PM
Name: Julie Chestworth
E-mail address: admin@fullbodyshave.com
Homepage URL: http://www.fullbodyshave.com
Favorite Blackout bit: The pictures
What a interesting site. It gives me ideas for mine at www.fullbodyshave.com. Thanks Julie
Sunday, May 14th 2006 - 10:42:15 AM
Name: Queen Vikki
From: Miami Beach
Homepage URL: http://www.queenvikki.com
Favorite Blackout bit: I am so happy - all of it!
Dude, I was talking about you recently to a friend, about your Geekhead persona (I used to live in Sunrise), how much I loved you then, how much I missed you and wondered whatever happened...my friend looked you up, voila, and sent me the link, and I am shitting bricks, mi amigo.
I am so happy to have found you again! I happened upon the Turkey Song...
Dog, I am not kidding when I say my belly filled with tickles. Sounds dumb, but that's how it felt. I still have your Fat Albert sketch on tape, but I missed your Jesus Fish song. Only a memory of it. But at least I have the Turkey song again.
Rock on, man!
Friday, May 12th 2006 - 05:41:40 AM
Name: anaya
From: bushwick
E-mail address: www.nayaluval22@aol.com
Favorite Blackout bit: eveything
i love this sit tis poppin i would love to meet u someday cause i love this site and maybe in the future i'll love u mor then ur site but i was just showin how much i love ur site and ect but holla at me (1718)4550-334 call me boo hugs and kisess
Wednesday, April 19th 2006 - 11:14:06 PM
Name: Jose R Melendez
From: Hollywood, FL
E-mail address: Jose@nskfl.com
Homepage URL: http://www.nskfl.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Rebels without applause
Flip sent me over. This is Jose R. Melendez, former and reformed Rebels without applause apprentice. I see your still at it. You make me proud and frightened all at the same time! Hopefully, I have brought good memories to surface. My most fondest memory of you is when you came up with the neurotic detective and you had the catch phrase,"you are under investigation!". Anyway keep up the good work and many blessings!

Jose R. Melendez
Sunday, March 12th 2006 - 03:45:46 PM
Name: ash sp
From: england
Homepage URL: http://www.prankcalls.tk
Favorite Blackout bit: www.prankcalls.tk
well its my new website with loads of pranks
as im new to the pranking biz itmay take some time to do about a few weeks
this sites pretty cool also if your askin
Tuesday, March 7th 2006 - 01:49:52 PM
Name: Jack
I remember you guys on that old phone bastard page. And the kookline! That Keith the disfunctional phone idiot guy had the best pranks. What happend to him you need to do 1 like that phone sex call he did classic. Get that guy on your radio show. Blackout's Box Rocks!
Wednesday, March 1st 2006 - 11:24:43 PM
Name: Shannon Swanson Hall
From: Ft. Lauderdale
E-mail address: jshall@bellsouth.net
Favorite Blackout bit: just got started!
Hi Michael...
I was visiting Flip's website cuz I was thinking of the fun we all had and spotted your website. Just wanted to say hello from the Bedroom Farce/Alice and beyond!
Shannon :)
Tuesday, February 14th 2006 - 05:05:47 PM
Name: Darndy
From: seattle
E-mail address: dannycorley@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: easter sunday with darndy
where's my comments?!
Saturday, February 11th 2006 - 01:40:47 PM
Name: Darndy
From: Seattle,
E-mail address: dannycorley@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: easter sunday with darndy
love the show,
Where'd ya go,
you need to be in our lives
ya know
darndy punch,
hot lunch,

make me a peanut buster parfet you stupid jerk......jerk.


Darndy
Saturday, February 11th 2006 - 05:47:06 AM
Name: Jared
Mike, lost your number. I moved to Miramar. We're looking for a card game. Give me a call. Oh, and I'll throw a good donation if you prank my sisters boyfriend. :) okay, that would probably be a bad idea.

Just swap the number 1059 to 1095 and you'll reach me.

Later
Saturday, January 28th 2006 - 11:21:39 PM
Name: Dave
From: Florida
Homepage URL: http://www.davesdaily.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society
Rock On!
Thursday, January 26th 2006 - 10:37:45 PM
Name: shavonna
From: TRE-4,YG,ANDOTHERS.
Favorite Blackout bit: I logged on hear by mistake but it a'ight.
This for all my sisters wit a man.Don't let no other bitcth,hoe or what ever the hell u wan't then.Touch yo man.You may thank they yo friend but as soon as ya'll fight them hoe's turn on yo ass.On that real nigga shit.
Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 01:52:22 PM
Name: shavonna
From: TRE-4,YG,ANDOTHERS.
Favorite Blackout bit: I logged on hear by mistake but it a'ight.
This for all my sisters wit a man.Don't let no other bitcth,hoe or what ever the hell u wan't then.Touch yo man.You may thank they yo friend but as soon as ya'll fight them hoe's turn on yo ass.On that real nigga shit.
Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 01:52:14 PM
Name: pussy
From: tra 4
E-mail address: tquana1994@yahoo.com
i'm looking for a red little boy
Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 01:47:57 PM
Name: mia
From: Tre 4
I want to give a shout out to my friend jasmine
Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 01:41:44 PM
Name: Cray
From: SIU
I stumbled on this site by accident but it fuckin rules
Thursday, November 17th 2005 - 06:41:03 PM
Name: Kathleen
E-mail address: kstetka@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Zorlack
Please bring Zorlack back to life! I miss him!!
Wednesday, November 16th 2005 - 05:57:17 PM
Name: Nigel
From: UK
Favorite Blackout bit: Prank calls
Please please please create a podcast for all your funny shit!
Friday, November 11th 2005 - 09:52:38 AM
Name: Fieldy
From: romania
E-mail address: kornieass_fieldy@yahoo.com
girl,dreads,my favorite band:KoRn
age:17
ya are the best!!!!!
BLACKOUT RULZZ!!
Wednesday, November 2nd 2005 - 09:42:22 AM
Name: Tony
From: Canada
E-mail address: slappymc@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.freewebs.com/videogpodcast
Favorite Blackout bit: Prank Calls mang
The Lobster prank call gets me everytime. The site could use a few more prank calls :)
Wednesday, October 12th 2005 - 03:26:47 AM
Name: Greg
From: Adelphia
E-mail address: xxsiriusxburnxx@aol.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Adelphia Prank Tech Support
Hey guys, you may know me from my debut on the prank to Adelphia a guy acting as if he knows nothing and from argentina. I am the guy on the other end, if you want proof email me @ xxsiriusxburnxx@aol.com I have your acct info address phone number etc. As an avid fan of pranks, part of me wishes to enjoy the laughs me and my co-workers had from this call. But my supervisor would enjoy this as well. give me an email lets talk it over hahaha.
Monday, October 10th 2005 - 04:45:17 AM
Name: PETS
From: SHUT UP JERK
Favorite Blackout bit: NO!
Listen up, butt head! I SAW YOUR MELINDA WAKES UP VIDEO AND I'M PISSED AS SHIT AT WHAT YOU DID DURING THAT CEREAL SCENE! YOU DON'T FUCKING TREAT SPOONS LIKE THAT! THEY'RE VALUABLE UTENSILS AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH NO SPOONS AND YOU TAKE IT FOR GRANTED BECAUSE FUCK YOU!

PS FUCK OFF SPOON ABUSER I HOPE IN YOUR NEXT LIFE YOURE A SPOON AND YOU GET BENT BY URI GELLER MOTHERBITCH!
Monday, September 19th 2005 - 11:44:01 PM
Name: kenia
From: cant answer that
do you know Oscar Sandoval?
Wednesday, August 3rd 2005 - 03:56:58 PM
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E-mail address: kiss@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://adipex-phentermine.ph-line.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Nice site! You are best! Vist us: http://adipex-phentermine.ph-line.com <a href=http://adipex-phentermine.ph-line.com>adipex phentermine</a>
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Wednesday, August 3rd 2005 - 06:16:31 AM
Name: Ryan McBain
From: Los Angeles
E-mail address: ryanmcbain@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.ryanmcbain.com/
Favorite Blackout bit: It's all good
I've been been following you for a while. Love the site. I get a great laugh everytime. Stay up.
Thursday, July 28th 2005 - 10:13:10 PM
Name: breasty
From: ohio
Favorite Blackout bit: there all halarious
oh mi this is the most entertaining website .ive been on here all freaking day cuz i have to watch everything from my dial up internet took 2 hours to download a movie but worth it ... laughing my ass off.......
Tuesday, July 26th 2005 - 04:26:51 PM
Name: Elizabeth
From: My living room
E-mail address: tragedygrl@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.mainstreetplayers.com
Favorite Blackout bit: It's all pretty killer
I just spent the past 5 hours listening to your show and laughing my butt off. I have here a copy of The Complete RACK. I tried to call in earlier, but now realize you only have 1 phone line. That just bites. At least I was able to leave a message!

I think you should be in the Batman Trek play as the little devil with a purple clipboard who sits on the Hero's shoulder and says "You can't do this. You suck. You're never gonna make it in this world. Find another passion, take a different path. You suck. Your show sucks. Your ideas suck. Nobody will listen." I think that would bring everything full circle. All artists have that demon on their back. That little MONKEY. It would be a great comic relief, and also unify the other characters and give them something to really fight for. Of course you wouldn't LITERALLY say those things...well you could, but it would be more comical if you just spat out blackout type horse-shit. Go share that with Madam Batman hater.

So long, and thanks for all the sushi.
Friday, July 22nd 2005 - 03:33:56 AM
Name: Melissa Axel
From: I should be in the shower so I can meet ya to hang...
Homepage URL: http://www.melissaaxel.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the whole stinking lot of it!
oh fuck, delete that last one please. I just asked for a smackload of spam, and I don't want it, I tell you, I don't want it! Meanwhile, remember the adventure without any ugly tags by visiting www.thehumanadventure.org peeps!

=) Peace & love,

Melis
Wednesday, July 13th 2005 - 08:30:02 PM
Name: Melissa Axel
From: I should be in the shower so I can meet ya to hang...
E-mail address: music@melissaaxel.com
Homepage URL: http://www.melissaaxel.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the whole stinking lot of it!
Remember the <a href="http://www.thehumanadventure.org" target="_blank">adventure</a> yourself, badass! see you soon for some tunz & cider, aw yeah. =)

Peace
Wednesday, July 13th 2005 - 08:27:43 PM
Name: Ems & Rach
From: UK
E-mail address: green_dragons@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Christian Slater Prank
How the hell do u get the numbers 4 em? But this is really gd, its comical.
Now were off to get sum tea in our tweed suits.
Thursday, June 23rd 2005 - 03:52:47 PM
Name: Clinton John Sosna
From: U.S.
E-mail address: motrin800anddevils@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: unable to connect
New, very, very new to this site. I am at a library and am without head phones. Big Bummer.
Saturday, June 18th 2005 - 11:24:43 AM
Name: Clinton John Sosna
From: U.S.
E-mail address: motrin800anddevils@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: unable to conect
New, very, very new to this site. I am at a library and am without head phones. Big Bummer.
Saturday, June 18th 2005 - 11:23:19 AM
Name: kaasje
From: england
E-mail address: kaasje@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: none
The world is a lot esier with eyes closet
Sunday, June 12th 2005 - 11:29:58 AM
Name: kure onesimus
From: jos plateau state nigeria
E-mail address: kureonesimus@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: not yet decided
i just stumbled on your site. i really want you to help me. i want to start a talkshow in my hometown and needed to have a format. can you help me?
Thursday, June 9th 2005 - 06:46:49 AM
Name: Tea Man
From: Atlanta
E-mail address: psycho.angel0@Gmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: The Old Man
Jesus has a very large penis...
Sunday, June 5th 2005 - 05:38:33 PM
Name: Faustino
From: Ft.lauderdale
E-mail address: tinitoconde@homail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the theather
I know the maker of Blackout Box he was my cousin's
boyfriend 5 months ago
Monday, May 9th 2005 - 08:22:05 PM
Name: Unimportant
From: ""
E-mail address: mezule@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: no
P.S By the way, you had a brilliant impression of Cristopher Walken...well done.
Monday, May 2nd 2005 - 03:30:52 AM
Name: Sharyn
From: Mississippi
E-mail address: heavnli2002@aol.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Every damn one!!
I haven't been to your site in about 3 years. I just happened to come across it again last night. I was frothing, it was still so damn funny. I LOVE Gladys! Well, really they're all too good to single any of them ut. All I ask is that you do MORE. You are so talented, I wanna have your mini-Blackouts. ;O)
Sunday, April 10th 2005 - 03:28:36 AM
Name: Darren
From: sydney australia
E-mail address: websit4u@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.hollywoodshowgirls.comau/testing
Favorite Blackout bit: zorlack, c walken
hey guys i first saw ur site years ago i thought i was some funny shit then.. just want to say the new shit rocks.

good luck with everything.. keep up the good work
Sunday, March 27th 2005 - 10:56:23 PM
Name: Oliver
From: Guiseley, Leeds, England, U.K
E-mail address: iamoliversmith2@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.oliversmith2.tk
Favorite Blackout bit: oh yeah
the prank calls are total hilarity. you guy's are funnier then the jerky boys. I must admit I didn't totally understand the video where 2 guys 1 called rob got stoned. wierd shit but highly amusing. I have an idea for your site nice and simple seeing as you have a bit of time for web design. Make a comp where viewers send in audio clips they have made themselves either prank calls or themseleves singing or someshit like that. I would love you to put one of my songs on your site and I will put a link on my site to yours. www.lucky8.tk go there dl both my songs I think the growing old song is better but I will leave it to your expertise. you could even make a section called crap and put it in there I would just love more people to hear my version of the song. Love your site keep up the funny as hell work and the christian slater thing I cannot believe he fell for the fake asian accent which you lost for about 3 minutes while talking to him without him even realising. Also we know the number but what the fuck is the area code???? LOL. peace
Wednesday, March 2nd 2005 - 12:01:27 AM
Name: J. Montague
From: Dallas, TX
E-mail address: jmontague83@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Milky
Seriously, just stumbled onto this site after a few years, but previous to the video clips being online. Just watched milky, and completely freaked out. Pharris and I are fuckin' twins. What's even wierder is that I'm famous in my circle of friends for drinking an entire gallon of whole milk about two years ago, and keeping it down for 15 minutes before chunking spectacular. Seriously, I'm freaked out. Never seen another human being who looked so much like me.
Thursday, January 20th 2005 - 05:57:40 PM
Name: b
From: TX
E-mail address: bjstupid@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://one day................ one day
Favorite Blackout bit: just about all of em
love your site been checkin it out since i was sixteen and now im 22. cant wait to hear what comes next keep it up
Tuesday, January 4th 2005 - 06:34:04 AM
Name: Sam
From: Springs
E-mail address: samantha@samanthadgiff.com
Homepage URL: http://www.samanthadgiff.com
Favorite Blackout bit: The one with the demented chick
YO, cool site...You're a sick fuc* lol But I luv ya!
xxo Samantha (The Degenerate)
Tuesday, December 28th 2004 - 02:18:24 PM
Name: Head Trauma
From: North of TJ
E-mail address: zonerunner@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.headtrauma.org
Favorite Blackout bit: The calls...ALL the calls.
Blackout,

You are a true artist. You make me laugh. Your humor helps calm the demons in my skull, and keeps me from taking a MAC-10 and shooting up a MacDonalds. Thank you.
Wednesday, December 22nd 2004 - 03:13:46 AM
Name: godisinthetv
From: Alabama
E-mail address: atari666@charter.net
Homepage URL: http://deanseven.tripod.com/poems.html
Favorite Blackout bit: are you crazy?
i just found this area of the site.. too cool.. i love this stuff. am going to listen to more prank calls.. speaking of, i have a few in real format that you might be interested in.. i'll have to dig them out and see what i have, it's been awhile. love the site. blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah and finally
BLAH.
Tuesday, November 30th 2004 - 02:23:31 AM
Name: Jaryn Wilcox
From: LeRoy, Pennsylvania
E-mail address: jarynwilcox@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://I don't have one. Yes, I know, I suck.
Favorite Blackout bit: The Old Man Who Couldn't Read
I found this site one night talking to my friend Tehmina, who had sent me different clips from Blackout's Box. I came across "Now Playing", and listened to "The Old Man Who Couldn't Read". I literally started crying I was laughing so hard. The voices are hilarious, and Tehmmina got the hiccups from laughing. Please make more clips with the little old man! By the way, another favorite character of mine is everyone's favorite alcoholic, Gladys. I listened to all the clips with Gladys and her poor three-legged German Shepherd, cracking up after the first few minutes. You guys are brilliant, your sketches are hilarious and I love the site. I'm a big fan, thanks to Tehmina. "Zorlack's Screentest" was great, too. I loved the ferret, very cute! Keep up the great work!
Wednesday, November 10th 2004 - 03:55:26 PM
Name: Captain "Y"
From: Plantation, Florida
E-mail address: mark@lipof.com
Homepage URL: http://www.lipof.com
Favorite Blackout bit: No, but there should be a link to this one
I was googling around and found this most amazing site. I read the narrative and I vividly recall your film making for both contest entries. I remember your appearance on the show as well. I had requested that your tape(s) be returned to you and from what I read that never happened with the first entry. I am going to begin a search through all the videos I have stored with the hope that I may have taken the first video or a copy with me when I left the station, though I don't exactly recall having possesion of the entry tapes after they were reviewed. I would like very much to exchange emails. This just made my day. I left Y-100 on December 17th, 1993, after 17 years. It was a great run and we had lots of fun, accurately described by you, and thanks to people such as yourself. The ability to do what you did with what technology existed then and what little of it was available to the general public is a long standing testament to your talent. Your veracity and determenation brought you two wins in what was varied and quite amazing competition. I look forward to hearing from you and I'll tell you about the last 11 years of Captain "Y". Hey, maybe you can help me with the book I am writing...make it a movie! I'm still alive! I haven't examined the rest of the site and will do so now.
Best regards, Mark Lipof aka Captain "Y"
Tuesday, September 28th 2004 - 11:56:24 PM
Name: Julie
From: Alberta Canada
Favorite Blackout bit: Gladys and the dog beaters
Good to see ou are still up and running. I have been here over the past 6 years or so.
Sunday, September 12th 2004 - 12:40:42 AM
Name: Julie
From: Alberta Canada
Favorite Blackout bit: Galdys and the dog beaters
Sunday, September 12th 2004 - 12:40:05 AM
Name: Blackout
From: florida
E-mail address: blackout@blackout.com
Homepage URL: http://blackout.com
I would LOVE to get all the old calls from the vmb. Please send me an e-mail to blackout@blackou.com with how yo could send them to me.

Thanks

- Blackout
Sunday, August 22nd 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
Name: Ray
From: USA
E-mail address: Prankfone@wowmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Pay Phone Posting
Can anyone post my cell # up on pay phones. Like getting those phreaky calls. Send email for my cell #
and tell me where you can write it up
RAY

EMAIL Prankfone@wowmail.com
Saturday, August 21st 2004 - 05:56:06 PM
Name: guest
i have .wav files of your old vmb shows..

I got your original blackout crank call on tape. u know the one that gave you your name. remember? wind-up toys? dry ice? yes, it's the one that sent that senior citizen with his sick wife into the night fearing their apartment would blow up any second... I'm sure your fans would love to hear it.

interested? post a note here.
Thursday, August 19th 2004 - 07:46:46 AM
Name: Graveisgod
From: Out there
Yo i was wondering if you the BlackOut From Va if so E-mail Graveisgod
Wednesday, August 18th 2004 - 11:10:14 AM
Name: Studio J Glamour Photography
From: Minnesota
E-mail address: studiosj@charter.net
You buy new in box, original tags Precious Moments- 3 for $50.

List is as follows..

Item #: 16004 Bless the Days of Our Youth

Item #: 163600 You Are Always There for Me

Item #: 521493 A Special Delivery

Item #: 15954 Age 3 - "Heaven Bless Your Special Day"

Item #: 15970 Age 4 - "May Your Birthday Be Gigantic"

Item #: 15989 Age 5 - "This Day Is Something to Roar About"

Item #: 129097 Love Vows to Always Bloom

Item #: 15938 Baby - "May Your Birthday Be Warm"

Item #: 15946 Age 1 - "Happy Birthday Little Lamb"

Item #: 100072 To My Forever Friend

Item #: 101497 It's What's Inside That Counts

Item #: 106194 God Bless You Graduate

Item #: E3114 The Lord Bless You And Keep You

Item #: E4721 The Lord Bless You And Keep You - Blonde Girl

Item #: E9255 Bless You Two

Item #: 730041 Gratitude with Attitude

Item #: 795313 Wishing You A Birthday Full Of Surprises

Item #: E1376 Love One Another

Item #: 531561 Happy Birthday To Ewe

Item #: 587923 Thank You Sew Much

Item #: 679844 "We Knead You Grandma"

Item #: 523941 Love Never Leaves a Mother's Arms

Item #: 524298 May Your Every Wish Come True

Item #: 524301 May Your Birthday Be a Blessing

Item #: 15962 Age 2 - "God Bless You On Your Birthday"

Item #: 488224 You Will Always Be Daddy's Little Girl
Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 09:25:57 AM
Name: Firehawk
From: Nebraska
E-mail address: firehawk_2001@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/firehawk2324/FiReHaWk_HoMePaGe.html
Favorite Blackout bit: Buttworm/Quiznos Scandal
Seriously, sounds like stuff my friends and I used to do, making movies and WWF in the living room. GREAT STUFF. Encore, encore! Standing ovation!
Tuesday, May 18th 2004 - 04:25:27 PM
Name: Cherie
From: Kansas City, KS
E-mail address: happy_piggy04@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Are You Crazy?
you folks are some silly bastids :0)
Monday, April 12th 2004 - 03:53:27 PM
Name: piccolobeam
From: my house
E-mail address: hulkdavidson@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the old man who couldnt read
just found this site today. keep up the good work. what channel is the show gonna be on?
Tuesday, February 24th 2004 - 03:16:36 AM
Name: Jest So Serious
From: Wilmington, DE
E-mail address: jestsoserious@aol.com
Favorite Blackout bit: anything with Gladys Ridgeford
Holy mackeral. Tryin' to calm my narrow cracka ass down fum laffin it off, seein it all run around willy nilly in the room there. I been comin ta' this here website since befo' they was no damn guess book. I said it den and I be sayin' it now - dis man be a mofuggin genus. A complete species genus. I ain't nevah hurd no damn funny like dis man here. Yall listen up, dis man gots talon. Talon like a eaglet there with his bummy skunk all wappy nappy in the hizouss. Yaa hurrrd?
Saturday, February 21st 2004 - 12:00:25 PM
Name: cassandra
From: albuquerque
E-mail address: novella10501@aol.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the calls
you are evil. I LOVE IT!!!!
Monday, February 9th 2004 - 04:15:46 AM
Name: henry
From: charlotte
E-mail address: dendyh@bellsouth.net
Favorite Blackout bit: no
this site is the bomb/shit/ whats happening i love it keep doing what ya doing
PEACE
Monday, December 8th 2003 - 11:50:38 PM
Name: Natalie
From: Toronto, Ontario
E-mail address: kaos_42@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: you
... i've been listening to your cranks for a long time ... and i've known of your site and stuff for along time..
i figure id leave you a msg on here::::;

Blackout.. you turn me on.. :)
Saturday, December 6th 2003 - 02:46:54 AM
Name: Matt
From: WV
Favorite Blackout bit: ANYTHING BY GLADYS!!!!!
Great site! I like your style (in most cases). You are rather convincing on most calls. Your Gladys "routine" is HYSTERICAL! I "lost it" just at the sound of her voice. Very impressive. I wish you would offer more Gladys calls on your site....I have heard the ones you already have available about 10 times each. Oh, and The Quanicles was pretty funny as well (loved the Ninja voice). Good work.
Wednesday, December 3rd 2003 - 05:01:19 PM
Name: MUCHBETTER
From: in your attic
Homepage URL: http://fuckporn.net
Favorite Blackout bit: no
im in your attic, think this is some joke? think im just sending this annonomously through the internet? wrong. why did i send it in this specific room on this hour? why? because i knew you'd see this. let this be known, i am in your attic. i am right above you, hear that? that's me! i used my psychich powers to tell you to rescue me fromyour attic. last week iv'e been eating my own excrements because all the rats birds and small mammels in yourattic are already in my bellay. so please , just open uup the attic and let ......me.....OUT!
Tuesday, November 25th 2003 - 07:01:37 PM
Name: MUCHBETTER
From: in your attic
Homepage URL: http://fuckporn.net
Favorite Blackout bit: no
Tuesday, November 25th 2003 - 06:53:37 PM
Name: Smity
From: St. Louis
E-mail address: mlbier@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: no
Maybe this site is just for a different crowd? I love crank calls but didnt find any of these funny. Not saying I could do better but these calls werent funny. Wanted to blow my brains out listening to this. its like almost funny but not.
Monday, November 3rd 2003 - 04:38:32 PM
Name: The_Jayman
From: Ft. Worth/Dallas, Tx.
E-mail address: jatheairborneguy@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.google.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Buttworms is the greatest !!
After stumbling into you site quite by accident, you can imagine my delight and suprise upon my first mouse click.
The "Buttworms" bit was not only hilarious, it displayed a fresh creativity, an unwaivering charactor portrayal and the staying power of a 1970 porn star. Michael Biggins performance is so powerful, so seemless, so avante-garde it simply sets him aside to parallel the great rennaisance men such as Phil Hartman, Wayne Brady and the countless writers who actually put the words in the mouths of todays most celebrated comedic personalities. Keep studying, keep exploring, and keep up the great work!!!
Saturday, November 1st 2003 - 03:13:31 PM
Name: CANDY
From: LOUSIANA
E-mail address: lilfilipino2003@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: BLACKOUT
YA'LL PRANKS ARE THE SH** WHEN I NEED A LAUGH I GO TO BLACKOUT AND LISTEN TO MY FIRST POOP AND BUTT WORM AND THE OLD MAN WHO COULDN'T READ
Sunday, October 5th 2003 - 11:10:59 PM
Name: bigjon
From: nottingham, england
Favorite Blackout bit: forims
lmgdao, just listened to the my first poopy, genius
'dont hit me yet, dont hit me yet'
Tuesday, September 9th 2003 - 09:25:15 AM
Name: Marty
From: Louisiana
E-mail address: your0name0here@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: The Quanicles!!!
I strongly recomend the quanicles to all that are fans of crank phone calls. I thought I was good at this till I listened to that one. And 'Buttworm' is about too much to handle. Very funny!
Tuesday, September 2nd 2003 - 02:54:55 PM
Name: Gno21
From: Hell
E-mail address: emailsucks@ilovejesus.com
Homepage URL: http://URL?
Favorite Blackout bit: Buttworms
Blackout, you have some talent. I wish I could listen to the live show but alas I am enslaved by the corporation. Keep drinking.
Tuesday, September 2nd 2003 - 06:59:58 AM
Name: jan
Homepage URL: http://www.3samkeit.de
great site
Wednesday, August 6th 2003 - 01:39:26 PM
Name: Alex Collins
From: Marina Del Ray
E-mail address: wishsamich@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.online-mortgage-broker.net
Favorite Blackout bit: Everything
Nice website!! Very sweet dude!
Monday, July 21st 2003 - 12:48:50 AM
Name: Laura
From: Fairhope, Alabama
E-mail address: fluffalz@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: coporate shit
Great site, my brother was the one that got me interested in it, and I passed it along to alot of other friends. Your a rather funny person.
Monday, July 21st 2003 - 12:19:54 AM
Name: Roth
From: Marina Del Rey
E-mail address: CorporateHR@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.homemortgageloanbroker.com
I enjoyed my visit.
Sunday, July 20th 2003 - 02:33:32 AM
Name: Bethany
From: Sunrise, FL
E-mail address: prettypixieprincess@yahoo.com
Nice meeting ya last night @ 7-11. 7-11 is the place to be. Anywho, noticed you had a show on WKPX, crazy I've had a show on it for the past 2 years. Stay cool. Stay buff. Later.
Monday, July 14th 2003 - 04:44:01 PM
Name: Daniel
Favorite Blackout bit: Dog beaters
the funniest site i have found on the internet. Keep making more Gladys calls.
Monday, July 14th 2003 - 12:23:43 PM
Name: Ken S.
From: California,USA
E-mail address: kndcat@antelecom.net
Favorite Blackout bit: Zorlack ( and the Ferret )
I found your site by accident as a link on a jetski site. Zorlack is great! The Ferret is cool! But remember folks, ferrets are gentle creatures who only harm 'Zorlack the Evil', and never harm humans. However the 'Poop Machine' weapon is real and should be taken as a real threat. These creatures do poop often.
Cats as transportation devices; what a great idea! This could solve the smog problem. It's too bad people are not the size of Zorlack though.
I will check back for more episodes of Zorlack (and the ferret)
K.S.
Sunday, July 6th 2003 - 05:33:30 AM
Name: Gonzo
From: VA
Favorite Blackout bit: Sins o' Kilty
Well I have been a VERY long time viewer of the site. Every so often I return to see whats new but I notice its always just the same stuff and rarely any new crankcall dramas. You definantly need more OR you could just do ONE more and PLEASE make it a return of Kilty O'Neal! He is by far your best character! But keep up the good work as for I am now a dedicated listener of your live show (which I love so far) and I plan to call soon. Keep up the good work guys.

-Gonzo
Wednesday, July 2nd 2003 - 04:54:27 AM
Name: Cooler
From: Austria
E-mail address: bla@google.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/discount_auto_parts2000/
Favorite Blackout bit: pics!
Favorite Blackout bit: I can't decide because your site is so great!!!
Sunday, June 29th 2003 - 05:49:48 PM
Name: Glyn
From: England
Favorite Blackout bit: Without a doubt its Gladys with her wonderful doorg!
Very good site but I wish you would produce some more prank calls! If you wanted to make Gladys even better I would have her chain smoking. She could be a 100 a day camel smoker even though she’s had her larynx taken out!!!

MORE GLADYS CALLS!

From a sad git in England!

:o)
Sunday, June 29th 2003 - 07:28:52 AM
Name: zombie
From: im here
your site is great glad i found it,keep up the good work
Saturday, June 28th 2003 - 10:08:20 PM
Name: Erin AKA profile
From: Colorado, Colorado Springs
E-mail address: joker_chic22589@yahoo.com
Hye your live stuff is awesome!!!!! Im listening right now in colorado at 6/22 at 2:13am ts awesome you've been havin me rollin on the floor laughing all night....im glad someone told me bout you... so yeah im happy happy happy!! well gotta go now!! right..... I gotta go PPPEEEEE!! LOL
Profile
Sunday, June 22nd 2003 - 04:29:01 AM
Name: Ross Jordan
From: usa
E-mail address: drbeermug@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.score850.com
Greetings from Wisconsin! Nice web site :)
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 01:35:20 AM
Name: Eden
From: kansas city..
E-mail address: condemnedsmurf@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: ZORLACK!!!!!!!!
the screen test is the funniest and cutest thing i have seen in a long time......i love it....i want more...muhaha....please....ok well i love it...good job....
Saturday, May 31st 2003 - 12:47:15 AM
Name: david h
From: london
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/theofficecomedy
Favorite Blackout bit: the gladys audio pranks
i think gladys ridgeford is one of the worlds best comedy creations. The crank calls with her on them are just fantastic. I have put a link to this site from my very popular site, listed above. Thanks for the laughs
Friday, May 30th 2003 - 05:24:43 PM
Name: Lilly Blindish
From: usa
E-mail address: oodball@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.antiagingcomparison.com
This is your mother speakng. Is your room clean? Is your homework done?Did you feed the animals? If so why haven't you called your mother?:-)
Wednesday, May 21st 2003 - 07:17:08 AM
Name: alessandra
From: italy
E-mail address: ur_momma@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://shyt
Favorite Blackout bit: ya the prankz
i lovethsi site n everybody on it
Wednesday, May 14th 2003 - 09:31:29 PM
Name: Beth Moore
From: usa
E-mail address: drbeermug@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.creditcardforcollegestudentstoday.com
You did a great site! One can stay at home or travel to las vegas or disney orlando, be a guide in brussels belgium, paris or amsterdam. Drive a taxi langkaw
Sunday, May 11th 2003 - 09:22:10 PM
Name: e-xpansion
Homepage URL: http://www.e-xpansion.com/diseno-de-paginas-web.htm
This is a very nice site, pleasant layout and design. My compliments to your designer.
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 - 10:38:21 AM
Name: elliott
From: uk, englang
E-mail address: elliottday@mac.com
Homepage URL: http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/
Favorite Blackout bit: Kazoos!
what can i say? they rule!
Saturday, April 26th 2003 - 01:14:34 PM
Name: Prankster
From: USA
E-mail address: Prankfone@wowmail.com
Homepage URL: http://Dial this Gay
Favorite Blackout bit: He likes collect calls. Call 214-370-0101 from anywhereHis name is Robert Ray
Friday, April 18th 2003 - 11:06:50 PM
Name: Dieter Ehrmann
E-mail address: dehre1212@web.de
Homepage URL: http://www.sicher-versichert.com/
Hey, a lot of people leave their homepage here and I want to do so, too: <a href="http://www.schnell-kommen.com/">ficken!</a>, thanks!
Tuesday, April 15th 2003 - 07:34:53 PM
Name: Daan
From: ITLY
Favorite Blackout bit: no
One day ima gonna Detroit to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand , I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say better no piss onna plate , you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock , she tells me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand , I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table , you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand,
I wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed , you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
"Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I GONNA BACK TO ITALY
Sunday, April 6th 2003 - 10:04:01 AM
Name: tre chic
From: TRI STATES!!!
E-mail address: incognito_masquito@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: who's askin'?
jimmie kimbel is a goddamn jeaneane gorofello lovin' liberal bastard who should be forced to lick the asshole of a faggot everyday for the rest of his pathetic exsistance. what is taking so long for someone to assassinate the fucking loser!...i caught my brother watching crank yankers and i made him sit in front of blackout's box until he listened to every bit of creativity...another lesson taught, another lesson learned. HEY BLACKOUT....LET BE DO YOUR ADVERTISING!!!!
Tuesday, April 1st 2003 - 10:31:45 PM
Name: Blackout3
Homepage URL: http://In construcction
Favorite Blackout bit: Very good page
Tuesday, April 1st 2003 - 07:03:40 PM
Name: EZ CHILD
From: Fantasy Bitch Island
E-mail address: k2blu@arrl.net
Homepage URL: http://www.ezgrammy.com
Favorite Blackout bit: all of it!
Check out the more SANE side of Life!
Sunday, March 30th 2003 - 04:16:43 PM
Name: siren
From: under yo bed fool!!
E-mail address: venomkisses13@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/siren13/siren.html
Favorite Blackout bit: evil kazoo
what can i say, i'm uh kinda speechless bein the the pseudo presence of such greatness and all *rolls eyes* no but seriously, funny stuff indeed, blah blah blah, enough ego stroking....*gasp* you sick bastards, see a girl says stroking and there goes your mind, right in the gutter....*walks away playin her kazooo*
Thursday, March 27th 2003 - 09:51:55 AM
Name: Barry
Homepage URL: http://www.clinicbillingsoftware.com
Your designer did a very good job laying this site out. My Compliments
Monday, March 24th 2003 - 11:05:59 AM
Name: MoRbU$$$
Favorite Blackout bit: all gladys stuff
YOUR THE KING, everyone I know loves these calls!!!

I SHIT MY PANTS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD GLADYS!!!!

I could never listen to enough gladys, keep making them, that would be sweet!
Sunday, March 23rd 2003 - 02:04:10 AM
Name: john q
From: i be in michigan
E-mail address: eminemrock71@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: maybe
yeah
thanks for everyone's support
"i hope they both choke on a peice of corn while in a greasefire"
all i have to say is
touchesse!
im still keeping up my anti douche act
no crank yankers or man show AT ALL
everyone should follow suite
if you dont follow suite you are inferior and wrong

drop a line at maddox.xmission.com

if you do follow suite
you are smart and are equipped with bullshit detecting technology
fuck kimmel fuck that faggot corrolla
corrola fuckin looks like eugene levy with those thick ass eyebrows fucking goofy looking mother fucker
jimmy kimbel - message to you
Dear jimmy kimbell
i hate you
you are stupid
you are a lucky fucking peiceofshit who's uncle had his hand in at a up and coming network called comedy central and got you a job there. you are a biggit , you steal the working man's ideas. if i had it my way i'd kick your ass then torture you. in your shows you pretend to be a regular joe, ya know with kids and an ugly wife. you pretend that you live in a middle class surburban mid sized house.
ya know what????

FUCK
YOU YOU GOD daMN NO TALENT ASS CLOWN
you god damn pecie of shit
A) indeed you have 3 kids BUT YOUR FUCKING 12 MAIDS THAT LIVE IN YOUR MANSION TAKE CARE OF THEM. and i know this by fact

B) ineed you have an ugly ass wife BUT YOU MARRIEd THAT BITCH THAT WAY CUZ THAT WAS THE HIGHEST ORDER OF PUSSY YOU COULD GET YOU FUCKING LOSER

C) YO HAVE NO TALENT YOU LIVED IN A MANSION BEFORE YOU GOT FAMOUS YOU COCKSUCKER. YOUR UNCLE BABIED YOU INTO THE BUSINESS YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU COULDN"T THINK OF NE IDEAS SO YOU HIRED max vargoe AS YOUR FUCKING WRITER OF THE MAN SHOW. max vargoe writes 95 PERCENT OF THE FUCKING SKITS AND DIALOGUE ON THAT SHOW YOU FAGGOT. you treat vargoe like shit you dipshits but he IS the mastermind of that show. also you couldn't have any original ideas for your other endevours (ie crank yankers, jimmy kimbel show,) SO YOU STOLE EVERYONE ELSES IDEAS
when i see you
all i see is a big fat ugly bastard pissing on the little peopel




AND BYT HE FUCKING WAY
MIDGETS????
HOW FUCKING BRIILLIANT
YOU'RE A NO TALENT LOSER YOU COCKSUCIKING FAGGOT I HATE YOU
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 - 01:22:59 PM
Name: tre chic
From: that place called there
E-mail address: incognito_masquito@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: evil evil nasty sex
The guy who bashes crank yankers is my new idol. Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corrolla are fucking homo's and should be shot. I am in the process of sending an informative article to all i know on the web about the douche-ism of these bastardly queers. I wish they would both choke on a piece of corn while burning in a grease fire. Thank you for the inspirational posts! Blackout...you are the man. Please let me have your child! You need to breed! Keep up the phunny shiznit! Peace!
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 - 12:37:55 AM
Name: john q
From: i be michigan
E-mail address: eminemrock71@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: yeah
EVERYBODY BOYCOTT CRANK YANKERS-THE MAN SHOW AND EVER OTHER PEICE OF SHIT PRODUCTION THAT JIMMY KIMBELL HAS
That no talent faggot stole ALL of blackboxes FUCKING IDEAS
gladys-malcom and a bunch of character ideas FROM YOU
YOU should go over there and WHOOP THEIR FUCKING ASSES
FUCK COMEDY CENTRAL AND THAT SON OF A BITCH JIMMOY KIMBELL
DOES ANYBODY know what the FUCK im talking about?
watch crank yankers and you FUCKING will see how much SHIT they've gotten away with for about a year now
FUCK CRANK YANKERS
FUCK CRANK YANKERS
nobody watch it
everbody send hate mail and death threats

drop a line at
maddox.xmission.com

when ur done checking that site out
shitbomb that motherfuckers house
demand that your cable company no longer air any jimmy kimmel shows
FUCK THAT SLOBBERING 700 SUMO MOTHE FUCKER
FUCK HIM
FUCK HIM
EVERYBODY BOYCOTT JIMMY KIMBELL UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO BLACKBOx
and ofcourse after blackbox makes him EAT SHIT
and gives him A BLOW JOB
then SHIT might be FUCKING RIGHT
but that's not enough
blackout you should fucking SUE THEM ASSHOLES
i know a few guys that will beat a man shitsenseless for hundred bux
keep in touh
sue them- beat them up - make them eat shit - make them suck your dick

Alright?????????????????????
that's all im asking


....is that too much to ask for?
Saturday, March 8th 2003 - 09:58:15 AM
Name: marissa
From: the pops
E-mail address: clarter@poopyguy.net
Homepage URL: http://hm
Favorite Blackout bit: mr.blackouts hat!
i like mr.blackouts hat becouse its cool and purple *fart*
oops
pharris is a fattyyyyyy
fatty
fatty
Friday, March 7th 2003 - 08:35:05 PM
Name: clay henry
From: SUBWAY
E-mail address: gotskinny@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://SUBWAY.COM
Favorite Blackout bit: hobo
really cool site doods love tha stuff yo!
anyways catch yall on the flip side dogg!
peace
Thursday, February 27th 2003 - 06:10:24 PM
Name: clay henry
From: SUBWAY
E-mail address: gotskinny@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://SUBWAY.COM
Favorite Blackout bit: hobo
really cool site doods love tha stuff yo!
anyways catch yall on the flip side dogg!
peace
Thursday, February 27th 2003 - 06:11:39 PM
Name: David Goe
From: Canton Ohio
E-mail address: goetalk@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://hometown.aol.com/davidspainting/
Favorite Blackout bit: I like them all* lol
Hello Blackout. Remember me, David from the Fall Out Shelter? I sure do love your bits. You should get in contact with me so I can help you become a Star. I am the founder & owner of Super Stars Made. Your talent should be promoted by someone like me. Not only am I King of Late Night, but I own a painting company! I had so many fans and listeners on my Fall Out Shelter show that I had to get off of Alternacast. Get in contact with me and I will do all I can to help you become a Super Star.

Peace,
David
Monday, February 24th 2003 - 05:54:44 PM
Name: Vader
From: On my computer
Favorite Blackout bit: Quan
How about providing the clips in other formats besides Real. Real player messes up my system.
Sunday, February 23rd 2003 - 03:07:48 PM
Name: Jane
From: SC
Favorite Blackout bit: Anything with Gladys
I just wanted to say how much I enjoy all of your calls with Gladys. I think she's a hilarious character.
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 - 06:48:18 PM
Name: bernard arrongharan
From: nowhere
E-mail address: midnightsummer19@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/killuridals/
Favorite Blackout bit: MALCOLM AND GLADYS!!!!!!
I just wanted to tell you guys that you're fucking hilarious and I think I speak for many when I say MORE MALCOLM!!!!!!
KEEP IT UP!!!!!!


MALCOLM!!!!!YEAH!
Tuesday, February 4th 2003 - 04:19:17 PM
Name: Andy
E-mail address: Andy785@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.domains-links.com
Hi you have a nice homepage
Friday, January 31st 2003 - 01:39:45 PM
Name: Scott
From: Dayton, Ohio
E-mail address: dayton_moose@yahoo.com
Favorite Blackout bit: The Hair Catastophe II
I hope when Pharris gets his revenge someone tapes it. Pharris, dude you look so much better w/out the mullet; a thousand times better. But, the video is hilarious as hell. I have never laughed so hard. Great movie, guys.
Thursday, January 30th 2003 - 09:24:19 PM
Name: Michael
From: Phoenix
Homepage URL: http://www.pcchatshow.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Quan
Great stuff!
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 - 03:47:38 PM
Name: Kelvin Jones
From: Tucson, AZ
E-mail address: kjones20@email.arizona.edu
Favorite Blackout bit: Everything is great!
Thursday, January 23rd 2003 - 10:39:27 PM
Name: Ruud (slunicko)
From: Holland
Homepage URL: http://mijnpagina.tk/
Favorite Blackout bit: no
This is my first time on this site but it's great...
Wednesday, January 22nd 2003 - 12:32:45 PM
Name: Jonathan
From: Victorville, CA
Favorite Blackout bit: My First Poopie
Yo! i just wanted to say that you guys are doing a great job. i know that if i want a good laugh i can always join the insanity for a few. keep up the good work!
Sunday, January 19th 2003 - 05:16:10 AM
Name: Dan
From: Montreal Canada
E-mail address: dcoleman@myrealtalent.com
Homepage URL: http://www.myrealtalent.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Old Man
I put the "old Man Can't Read" bit in but I love so many of them. You guys certainly have talent.
Saturday, January 11th 2003 - 10:36:04 PM
Name: The Crypykeeper
From: Somewhere, over the rainbow........
E-mail address: Crypysmoker@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: It would have to be the Honda civic from hell
Hey,
Guess what.
This is my first time to the site. I was told about it by My manager (hint, hint) at work.
So I thought I'd check it out.

I would love to just constantly call and screw with people.You guys keep it up.
Oh yeah, and Mr Nameless guy I work with. Se yaaaaa laterrrr :)
Steve
Saturday, January 11th 2003 - 05:00:57 AM
Name: ILL gorillaz
From: Texas
E-mail address: illgorillaz@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.fkp.2ya.com
Favorite Blackout bit: the kazoo prank call
nice fucking site man check out my prank call site ight
Saturday, January 11th 2003 - 03:45:17 AM
Name: Ashley
From: unfortunately Tennessee
E-mail address: rottenpixiedust@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/miseryforsale
Favorite Blackout bit: The Raver Chronicles
Great site! Now one of my favorites... keep updating PLEASE!!!!


Ash
xoxo
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 - 03:06:39 AM
Name: Luke
E-mail address: Luke359@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.domains-links.com
Hey guys nice site, keep up the good work!
Friday, January 3rd 2003 - 11:21:20 AM
Name: SPARKS
From: hell
E-mail address: twisted66angel@hotmail.com
Favorite Blackout bit: nope
IT ROCKS
Wednesday, January 1st 2003 - 11:55:45 PM
Name: keith
From: ct
E-mail address: imkeithinct@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.kdkprankcalls.com
Favorite Blackout bit: anything that has to do with gladys
hes a f*cking comic genuis
Tuesday, December 31st 2002 - 08:18:20 AM
Name: Daniel
From: K.C., MO
E-mail address: da_whitie@hotmial.com
Favorite Blackout bit: My first poop
I love this site site. I've been logging on to it for almost three years now. Just needs more updates plz.
Monday, December 30th 2002 - 02:08:00 AM
Name: jim
From: ohio
E-mail address: bushman@cros.net
Favorite Blackout bit: what else,but Gladys??!!!
son, you are nothing but....wonderfully Evill! Keep up the good work. don't know you, but enjoy the holidays, and keep crankin'!!!
thanx for the pranx
Saturday, December 21st 2002 - 12:38:34 PM
Name: ray
From: dc
E-mail address: respyre@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://graft.krimble.com
Favorite Blackout bit: evil kazoos
lol omg.. you guys are awesome - i heard a few of your clips on tedwwweb radio.. you guys rock.. i cant wait to heard your new stuff :)
Friday, December 13th 2002 - 06:53:13 AM
Name: david
From: London, UK
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/the_office_comedy
Favorite Blackout bit: gimme a smart one, and anything gladys
you guys are so quick to come up with responses on these phonecalls. You really make me laugh.
Wednesday, December 11th 2002 - 12:21:57 PM
Name: Hadrian
From: SW Oklahoma
Favorite Blackout bit: Take Your Medication
The page is great. Everyone here at work goes to it daily. Heck we have even installed links to your page from ours! Thanks for making our workdays go by a little faster!
Tuesday, December 10th 2002 - 07:26:42 PM
Name: keith the bone
From: ct
Homepage URL: http://www.kdkprankcalls.com
Favorite Blackout bit: Gladys Ridgeford
blackout is a comical masterpiece even if prank calls arent your thing (but why else are you here) the Gladys Ridgeford calls are the best because if you hear the voice you think of the old lady from the "old navy commercals" but it a guy in his 20's
and his live show is fantastic
as a prank call artist i know that most prank calls that are on the web suck compared to blacout
Monday, December 2nd 2002 - 07:33:32 AM
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