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| Comments: | I just googled myself because someone told me that a photo I took for the University of Oregon 2003 art auction was posted under my name and I found this site. I do remember sending you a photo I took in New York at a small club...what was the name of the club? Anyway I have a 41/2 year old little boy who keeps me occupied and I still do go out to play guitar or flute once in a while and I have a photo of my kid's dad if you google my name you will see it on the Univerity of Oregon art auction's website. What are you doing these days? |
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| Comments: | Is it true you have a movie coming out? Titled "Incontinental Drift"?? I'd love to see it- does it make any sense? George Bush says you're a prick. Don't listen to him- you've definitely left your mark in the disposable dung heap we call culture. |
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| E-mail address: | goldensunshinebuttercup@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Is it true that you have a new live album...Dressed to Spill? If so, I'd like to own a copy.
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| Comments: | hi tj,
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| Comments: | Leaving out the Boring Mafia themed and smelly stupid toxic pollution jokes, which I find to be cheap and exagerated....
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| Name: | Picture These as Bumper stickers and Billboards! |
| E-mail address: | igor@thirdeye.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://weirdNJ.com |
| Comments: | Leaving out the Boring Mafia themed and smelly stupid toxic pollution jokes, which I find to be cheap and exagerated....
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| Name: | myra coochblister |
| E-mail address: | myra coochblister.com |
| Comments: | yo. i saw you at the last protest. man, we really shoved it up bush's ass that time. your songs, your look(love those flowing gray locks), even your enormous gut were beautiful, dude. i next saw you at the train station, puking on the wall. i think it was johnny thunders's birthday. happy birthday, johnny! love your website- the art, the masterful and obsessive self-promotion...all beautiful. as you can tell, i am one of your biggest fans here in the former soviet republic of aszholistan. we got big problems here, but websites like yours make our grim lives worth living. peace, frog. |
| Name: | Carol Haagens |
| Comments: | 
Thanks for sending the photo Carol! |
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| E-mail address: | taraball@earthlink.net |
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| Comments: | Wooden, you rule. The website rules. The dream book? Who are some of these jokers? It need a good scrubbing. waiting for the TW fest. Is Wooden Thomas secret backwards code for TW fest like some sort of spy movie? Yo. I love the summer...gotta get out more. You are one of the few true artists left in this world. |
| Name: | Analisa |
| E-mail address: | beabunnzie@juno.com |
| Comments: | I am writing regarding the brief sighting I had of you at the Joey Ramone Birthday bash after party on the sidewalk. Currently I am working on curing my obsessive compulsive actions by the book you had recommended. It's good to be back in the hills of Beverly and I look forward to paying you and Tony a visit when I come back to NY in July...until then...loved the bunny art!
hugs analees |
| Name: | conchi |
| E-mail address: | mariairles@msn.com |
| Comments: | hi it's me again is that Tim Johnson who kept my granpa's
hat i mean the french beret called boina here in spain, the one who wantted to dig a big hole till arrive to china? say hi to him, |
| Name: | conchi |
| E-mail address: | mariairles@msn.com |
| Comments: | hi it's me again is that Tim Johnson who kept my granpa's
hat i mean the french beret called boina here in spain, the one who wantted to dig a big hole till arrive to china? say hi to him, |
| Name: | conchi |
| E-mail address: | mariairles@msn.com |
| Comments: | Hello from Spain, I've just recived your stuff, thanks a lot reading weird n.j. thank for the music.
I need a more confidential mail adress to let you Know about my life in the last years. I'm fine, I have a lot of things going on, I started teaching history+geography+art at a high school, I finally became a professor and I like it...I coudn't inveted you to my weeding because I was too drunk, just kidding, I haven't get marry, I live in sin with Moises, youu remember him? , my family is ok i have a nephew now named Jorge 10 months old really cute I'll send you some pictures , Moi and I are looking for a baby but we must keep practicing. I`m still in touch with Meritxell, we talk often on the phone she was supposed to be here last week but she couldn' make it, I was in Barcelona last year, Cecilia sent me a picture of her weedind day she was dressed up like an oriental dancer, she has a little girl, Jessica is waitting for her second child and...what else? Lot of things i need your personal email adress. What is all that about the cat? Writte me soon. love conchi tour always friends no matter how long we've been without contact. I can'yt belived it was 10 years ago when I met you, and i met new jerseyxxxxxxx |
| Name: | Margaret Thatcher |
| Comments: | Before you talk that way about such a fine cartoonist, I'll have you know that his wife is an actual PROFESSIONAL Artist!I.E. People aprieciate and purchase her work and pay her for it!
It's what's called "going pro" so unless you can claim such an acheivment buddy .... blah blah blah ...ect... |
| Name: | Larry 9 |
| E-mail address: | hotdogsinmyass.com |
| Comments: | These cartoons or whatever they are BLOW!! You had a good site going, man, why'd you fuck it up with this crudely amateurish CRAP?! These is by that guy that makes fun of everybody, right? He got no right, judging by his own lack of ability. Sincerely, Larry9 |
| Name: | Crackey |
| E-mail address: | www.iamcrackey.com |
| Comments: | Dude, these drawings are bogus. This fucking Tim Johnson is a hype. What is this shit?! They suck like bigtime. Maybe if this guy had a life he'd make some Art. This looks to me like he fucking sits around jerking off to Shaquille O'Neal movies. Go ahead, smoke your bowls, you loser. |
| Name: | MnGMt |
| Comments: | Dear Ice if that is your birth given name,I'm only on three drugs .However the man responsable for those wonderful cartoon drawings is Phineus Tim Johnson and he is on only on about four drugs.-The managment |
| Name: | MnGMt |
| Comments: | Dear Ice if that is your birth given name,I'm only on three drugs .However the man responsable for those wonderful cartoon drawings is Phineus Tim Johnson and he is on only on about four drugs.-The managment |
| Name: | ice |
| E-mail address: | mcsapp@gmail.com |
| Comments: | dude can you tell me one thing please? how many drugs are you on!!!!? |
| Name: | Copywrite2000TimJohnson |
| Homepage URL: | http://bloodysnowmen.com |
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| Name: | Those darn spectral kittens |
| Comments: | Dear TJ, It sounds like your new cat is enjoying a life we'll never know. Don't cry for us. We're just glad your head is better. That's the main thing. Fuck us, we hurt your feelings you poor man. It's not like we never had a meal that whole time we lived with you. The giant mole in the cellar was scrumptious! God bless you. And God bless Mr. Midnight, too. Hell, while we're at it, God bless the taxpayers who will undoubtably pay the tab. Don't worry, our friend- we will meet again. All TJ's pets go to heaven. Sooner than they think. The doberman says what's up. |
| Name: | Tess Trueheart |
| E-mail address: | tesstrueheart@shiningheart.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.shiningheart.com |
| Comments: | If Puffgirlie spent more time with Captain Midnight, she would know how devoted Wooden is to this strange beast. Wooden converses with him, hugs and kisses him, plays with him, buys him cat toys, combs his fur ‘til Midnight’s eyes glaze over in ecstasy, finds another chair when Midnight hunkers down in his, offers his own body as a sleeping pad, and offers the comfiest pillow for Midnight’s kitchen window perch. We’re talking about the most playful and contented of cats.
Maybe Puffgirlie feels a little resentment because Midnight is Wooden’s preferred sleeping partner and Wooden never forgets his name? (hssss...) Anyway, Wooden talks about Midnight all the time, cooing and murmuring about what a wonderful guy he is...he dreams about him, draws him, photographs him, plays guitar for him... He carries bottles of spring water home for his drinking bowl. He dresses him in leis, Mardi Gras beads, lacy pink headbands, and his own hemp and bead necklace. And he’s made a video of him too. Midnight is treated like an Egyptian deity. Yet, there is the matter of the disturbing phone calls that Midnight has made to me at work and at home. Usually, the calls are made while Wooden is out of his apartment and Midnight is left alone. They are distress calls! Midnight has even left several of these calls on my answering machine. He begins with a surreptitious “Mew, mew. It’s me, Mr. Midnight. Help! You’ve got to get me out of here. That guy is a lunatic!” I can’t imagine why Captain Midnight would make such calls. He is the most loved and indulged of beasts. Who knows what lurks behind his crafty eyes? Who knows what he imagines a better life to be? Surely, there could be no better fate than to be loved by Wooden Thomas? |
| Name: | Puff Girlie |
| E-mail address: | PuffGirlie@purilepixie.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.purilepixie.com |
| Comments: | Well, what Wooden doesn't know won't hurt him. Mr. Wooden litters his floor with used condoms and bottle caps and we girlfriends must slip and slide as best we can to reach the door when he growls and kicks us out in the morning. Sometimes you can't help stepping on a paw or tail.
That little Midnight lets out a muffled yelp from under his pile of dirty clothes. Wooden gives a little twitch and grinds his teeth. Then he says, "Who?" before going back to sleep. Most of his girlfriends get very offended then because they think Wooden has forgotten their name. Anyway, that's when you gather up your panties and stockings to leave. Ya know what I mean? |
| Name: | Thomas Kiernan |
| E-mail address: | woodenthomas@netzero.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://woodenthomas.com |
| Comments: | Dear Cats, The time that you speak of was 1987,I was just about to turn 21.That was a sad time ,the people around me were mal ajusted as I was to conventional life.They all went home to sleep at their parents homes ,while I stayed at an abandon bar like a squatter falling asleep at night to the sound of cicadas.I beleive It was the lead singer of the band Bloody Snowmen, Tim Johnson,the cartoonist,and I that responded to an add for free kittens.What did we know,we actualy thought that we'd be living there for quite a spell.But alas, I am not a masochist and I fled the hell of that psychotic sceene when I could.
I'm sorry if you felt abandoned dear kittys,I was an inept human at that time. I can asure you, Mister Midnight is happy he is well fed and playfull.He is currently laying on a pillow placed in frount of the back window of my N.J. home.He is loving and affectionate and treated like a Cat should be treated.I kiss him I hug him I buy him toys he sleeps with me and my girlfreinds,I clean up his puke,I talk to him all the time. However, my former pets I must inform you of something horrable, something very terrible and sickening. I know of a dog in New York State.His name is Stubs.And he is an INDOOR DOG,yes, kept in a house only, Stubs never gets to run around.Stubs is never taken for a walk,ever.In fact my former pets, Stubs is made to live amung his own fecal matter and urine in a very unsanitary way.This dog has little or No contact with other dogs and has an obnoctious personality that causes house guests to hide their shoes.If fact the humans that are suposed to be taking care of Stubs have a sisable yard of land,Up state New york state has many beautiful vast areas for dog runs , but instead, the poor thing is treated like an indoor cat. No wonder the dog is retarded like a farrel child,pooping and peeing on news paper on the kitchen floor. I am sad to inform you of all this my former pets.I know that I lived with you very breifly and that my interactions with you were few due to that fact that you both hid under that make shift stage that I built in the frount room.Those were bad times.Those were not even good people.The band was a joke with no punch line .I'm sorry you were dragged into such filth. I hope we meet again.I want to make it up to you. I love animals and I do not eat them at all anymore. Things are different, my mind and my life is better now. Much better than Stubs'. Peace and Love My Freinds ~Wooden Thomas |
| Name: | The ghost of your former pets |
| Comments: | TJ, I'm the ghost of those kittens you brought home when you lived on Barnum Island. Do you remember us? We were basically plucked from a nice house and dropped into a world of poop. Nobody fed us. That short cop lit off all those fireworks in the room we lived in. We puked our brains out all night long. You brought us there, you fucker. And then you split. Whatever happened to us, two friendly defenseless kitties? It wasn't pretty, my man. We ventured into the junkyard, looking for food, and were ripped up by that asshole doberman. We hear you've got a new cat. Tell him we said good luck. |
| Name: | W |
| E-mail address: | The motherfucking white house |
| Comments: | Tommy- I'm in perliminary talks with my friends about a possible invasion of Garwood. I whipped up a humdinger of a speech laying out the reasons for doing this. We shall seize the gas stations and kill the arabs residing therein. Back in Texas, we got us a saying: You can kill all the people some of the time. The time has come. |
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| E-mail address: | it's about 11..um, 3 o'clock |
| Homepage URL: | http://i thought that black guy i was making out with was you |
| Comments: | Well, we lost Thompson. Holy fuck. Are you stunned, my man? I realize that it violates your vow of illiteracy(Tolkien liner notes notwithstanding), but you ought to read his books. Yeah, my people are pretty busted up about this thing. He was our hero. Do you understand, dude? He fought the power for ALL OF US. Plus, he loved weed. |
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| Comments: | This morning I thought of a response to that baby carriage nonsense- you need a hamburger. |
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| Name: | christopher robin hitchcock |
| E-mail address: | stormpigs |
| Comments: | where's my christmas present, you asshole?! i'm gonna snap you in half at the next family gathering! |
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| Name: | fatty |
| Comments: | the terminator films were originally called "i'll be back" and "again, i'll see you". "pauly shore is dead" was first known as "pauly shore is a talented fuck". "casablanca" used to be titled "i'm a freak and my woman split". similarly, "the english patient" was released in the u.k. as "the sick brit". |
| Name: | Mad Baloney |
| E-mail address: | brad_maloney2000@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/brad_maloney2000 |
| Comments: | Hi TJ,
Just got the copy of 'Age Of Aquairum'. I think it's the strongest you've done so far, it keeps getting better. Providence is the same, come up. Jay & I still play together alot, Andy & his girlfriend are renting a cottage. I'm going to snail mail you a leddah too. Brad |
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| E-mail address: | kiernan6@optonline.net |
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MOM SAYS NICE WEB SITE But ONLY IF YOUR HOUSE IS CLEAN. |
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| E-mail address: | ludicrous@livejournal.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://livejournal.com/~ludicrous |
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| Name: | T. Johnson |
| E-mail address: | Adirondack Porn Industries |
| Comments: | Hi TJ. This is Tim. I like your new paintings. Not crazy about computer lettering/digital crap. Also, your grammar stinks. Heil fuckin' Dangerfield, man. |
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