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NAME John
E-MAIL john@comcast.net

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DATE Monday, July 7th 2008 - 04:11:23 PM

NAME Callie
E-MAIL evilpomeranian16@aim.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? An onyx and ruby studded silver ring

Why?

Well, I just think he needs a little expensive thing to wear around. He looks like he could do with a ring or two.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Some alcohol

Why?

Maybe he won't be such a stuck-up person when he's good and plastered.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Pamprin Max

Why?

She seems to be PMS'ing ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A one-way ticket to Hell

Why?

He needs one. That's why.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A shotgun blast to the head

Why?

HE...NEEDS...TO...DIE.....
DATE Wednesday, July 2nd 2008 - 08:18:31 PM

NAME Blitsie
E-MAIL Blitsie@imaginet.co.za
What would you get Dante for his birthday? porn

Why?

he does like women?right?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A rock

Why?

He has been really bad,making me climb that huge tower....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A kiss

Why?

dunno,she is beautiful....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A secret ticket...

Why?

you will understand when people drag him out of his house to the place were crazy people go....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A jokebook

Why?

well,he really must learn some worthwhile one liners.
DATE Tuesday, July 1st 2008 - 01:26:48 AM

NAME Dante Sparda
E-MAIL dant_sparda55662142@yahoo.c0m
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Yamato

Why?

Because it's the only thing left from his Brother Vergil.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Red Coat

Why?

Because i haven't seen him in a Red Clothing
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Condoms

Why?

So when we do SEX,i won't imoregnate her
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? WIG

Why?

Because his a BAULD guy....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Rope

Why?

I'll tie him in his neck and shoot him by Ivory & Ebony.
DATE Tuesday, June 3rd 2008 - 01:32:28 AM

NAME prethika
E-MAIL demon_inuyasha73@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? trish

Why?

comeon DMC3 Dante and DMC4 Trish now that's HOT
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Lady

Why?

She's pretty in DMC4 and look at vergil ( DMC3 ) and if those two hook up.........
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Vergil

Why?

even if she does hate him............ she might have something 4 him
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a library

Why?

damn baldy and his books........ oh well he's dead ( don't need to give him anything!)
What would you get Jester for his birthday? the joker from batman

Why?

they can be brothers!
DATE Thursday, May 15th 2008 - 04:04:03 PM

NAME Lupe/abby
E-MAIL Abbydalis11@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a sword (one that kicks @$$)

Why?

why r u even asking this question??????? like really!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? an ice throne

Why?

hes cold as hell hes an ice prince!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? glock

Why?

cuz shes a gunamaniac
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? the bible

Why?

he needs to change his way to a better way ^_^
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a big box of kick @$$

Why?

he annoys me
DATE Tuesday, May 6th 2008 - 01:49:49 PM

NAME Kelly
E-MAIL evil_tree_girl@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? wooden boards, nails, and concrete mix

Why?

He wrecks his shop a lot, it isn't even the demons, half the time he's the one missing and destroying his own crap. Plus this way maybe we won't have to hear "My shop! I haven't even named it yet!", "My shop!", etc. anymore >___>
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

So he doesn't have to keep pushing his hair up everytime he's in a cutscene so that he doesn't look like Dante. Seriously, Vergil just pushing it up won't keep it up! Gravity doesn't allow it.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A weapon that doesn't require so much reloading and a gift certificate for a massage

Why?

Because she's going to get her head torn off by a demon if she has to keep reloading and carrying that bazooka around must hurt her back.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A romance novel

Why?

He needs to stop reading forbidden books, and branch out into literature that doesn't result in mass destruction.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Prozac and Rittlin

Why?

He really needs it -___-
DATE Sunday, February 24th 2008 - 03:09:35 PM

NAME noodles
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a decorate it yourself cake

Why?

So I can see how many candles he sticks in there. Hopefully this would explain why his father dresses like a dorky pirate--seriously people, a monocle...really?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? GPS

Why?

So he can find his way back to us in the next sequel. It was either this or ruby slippers, "No place like home, no place like home...." LOL.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? lotsa bullets

Why?

Well if all she uses are guns, she is eventually going to run out of ammunition--and I don't think that the demons will be too impressed if she shows up to a fight armed only with attitude and a grappling hook.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? cortisone cream

Why?

That rash on his face looks really itchy (maybe that's why he is such a murderous dick--maybe not).
What would you get Jester for his birthday? cirque de soleil tickets

Why?

Maybe he can find his new calling since the whole "world domination" thing did not work out.
DATE Wednesday, February 20th 2008 - 10:59:56 PM

NAME guy brantz "the guy"
E-MAIL www.guyb1@walla.co.il
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a bomb for mass distruction

Why?

so he will blow the temn-ni-gru without asking qestions
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a gun

Why?

so he will be pist-off
What would you get Lady for her birthday? me!!!!!!!:)

Why?

that i can't tell......
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a cow

Why?

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a brain

Why?

i think we all know why
DATE Tuesday, February 5th 2008 - 01:03:50 PM

NAME Clemy
E-MAIL Orangefancier@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Porno and a few boxes of tissue

Why?

Because we all know he's had a hard time with the ladies, lately.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A fat lady's thong

Why?

To embaress/piss him off.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Foundation

Why?

To cover up that manly scar on her nose with.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? The whole Sailor Moon collection on dvd

Why?

He needs a new obsession, man.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A gay dude

Why?

So they can spank eachother on the butt. ^__~
DATE Thursday, January 17th 2008 - 05:45:42 PM

NAME Vadyr
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a towel

Why?

So his floor won't rot from the excess water he flies everywhere every time he takes a damn bath.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Something with more power

Why?

that he obviously doesn't know about...maybe a cursed katana.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? something nice

Why?

like a getaway from DemonVille.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a stress ball

Why?

pure sarcastic humor
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose pierce

Why?

Cause Dante didn't do the honors and give him one.
DATE Monday, January 7th 2008 - 01:17:51 AM

NAME devil will die
What would you get Dante for his birthday? lifetime supply of pizza

Why?

well hell he loves pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a titanium yamato

Why?

it looks better than steel
What would you get Lady for her birthday? customize her guns

Why?

she deserves them
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? sword threw the heart

Why?

i just don't like him
What would you get Jester for his birthday? pierce his nose

Why?

cuz dante did'nt
DATE Wednesday, December 5th 2007 - 01:06:08 PM

NAME [-malyss-]
E-MAIL v_4_1_k_y_r_1_3@kuririnmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Wallet harassing Ebony and Ivory replicas.

Why?

Cause I love Reuben AS MUCH AS Dante, not CAUSE he's Dante.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Lingerie.

Why?

Cause Dan is ridiculous~ XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A man.

Why?

Cause I wonder when teh independent babe will ever get married? XD
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A star wars book.

Why?

Don't ask.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A fan.

Why?

Yea...
DATE Sunday, November 25th 2007 - 03:00:13 AM

NAME Demi
E-MAIL www.pricedemetra@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A gift card alot of them for his fav clothing line and anything

Why?

Cause he will need it cause his cloths will get damage all the time and i would like to see how he would look if he dress up when he go out.Anything he want skydiving whatever.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Some help and a nice house so he can relax ect

Why?

Some one he can sit down and talk to about his problems(me and my friend) a nice house in japan near the beach are in the states.Anything he want nothing evil.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? combat lesson and anything she want

Why?

She self learn how to use her guns she can use alil help and i would take her shopping and doing girl thinks you know.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Nothing and some help

Why?

I would just send him to get some help.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Some to close his mouth

Why?

He will talk a hole in somebody's head.
DATE Saturday, November 24th 2007 - 02:49:13 PM

NAME Arekkusu
E-MAIL forgotten.outlaw559@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A dog.

Why?

Why not?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Life time supply of Hair Cement.

Why?

I dunno.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A vacation.

Why?

She could really use one.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A cactus.

Why?

Dunno.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A cow.

Why?

I dunno. 0.o;
DATE Wednesday, October 31st 2007 - 08:08:15 PM

NAME DanielL
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

he likes pizza, i like pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? sex with a woman

Why?

maybe it makes him a little bit more relaxed...
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

i think she has a crush on Dante. besides... she looks that HOT in DMC 4.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? wife

Why?

he killed the last one...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? job at a circus

Why?

he will be good clown. dont ya think?
DATE Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 02:04:42 PM

NAME chris
E-MAIL chris30690@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a new moterbike

Why?

his went boom
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

duno
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new gun
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a wig
What would you get Jester for his birthday? new face paint
DATE Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 05:43:48 AM

NAME Blasphemy
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Some gun polish

Why?

As much as he uses Ebony and Ivory, they could use a bath to get shiney.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A woman

Why?

Maybe if he got laid, he wouldn't be so cranky all the time.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A plane ticket to hawaii

Why?

Cause if anyone needs a vacation, it is so her.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Jessica Simpson

Why?

She can bitch to him about getting proactive....and maybe he'll use her as the sacrafice for Temen-ni-gru....*not that I don't like Jessica Simpson....*
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Some Fruit loops

Why?

Cause they're fruity...like him....and he's like Toucan Sam's long lost brother or something.
DATE Sunday, October 7th 2007 - 08:29:43 PM

NAME Snow Raven
E-MAIL icedtea.x@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new coat that's out-seckses his DMC3 one and a hug

Why?

Rows of them because he always gets holes and rips in them... and a hug for fun.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Friendship bracelet and a hug?

Why?

Cos you know he needs hugs. and i wanna be friends with Vergil cos he's awesome :3
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition

Why?

lolol, to see her play it.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Turtle wax

Why?

To polish his head :'D ANd maybe makeup to hide that hideous scar
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Pie

Why?

to splat in his face and see how he reacts
DATE Sunday, October 7th 2007 - 07:58:32 AM

NAME Izzy
E-MAIL jesifunk@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A DVD FROM BARNEY AND FRIENDS

Why?

We all know that Dante is a li'l kid inside and needs some good ol' high concentrated corny lurve.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? AN ENGAGEMENT RING

Why?

DUH.
Because he needs me, OBVIOUSLY. (For whatever. I'll be his personal maid...)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A Dante plushie.

Why?

'cuz she acts like she hates demons but she actually just wanted to be close to Dante THAT OLD SEXIST.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Fur handcuffs.

Why?

It goes well with his S/M-collection...ne?
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A grave.

Why?

HATEHATEHATEHATE
DATE Monday, October 1st 2007 - 02:33:47 PM

NAME Panda
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A gift certificate to his favorite pizzaria.

Why?

Because he likes pizza, duh.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? I'd make him a nice b-day cake just for him(not to be shadowed by his brother), a home cooked meal, and a new sheath for his yamato.

Why?

Because, he needs some affection and I think he'd like the new sheath. I'd also give him lots of hugs and cuddles. O.k., so I love Vergil. ;-P
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A punching bag

Why?

To help her take out her frustrations on.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A new outfit that doesn't look like it was stolen from Frankenstein's monster.

Why?

Because his outfit looks like it belongs to Herman Munster for pete's sake!! But he'd be lucky I got him anything at all.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Crest whitening strips!! And a manicure.

Why?

I don't mind Jester's nose. It's his yellow teeth that bother me and he needs a manicure to keep up his long nails.
DATE Sunday, September 30th 2007 - 11:31:02 PM

NAME stupid
What would you get Dante for his birthday? PIZZA!!!

Why?

WHO DOESNT LIKE PIZZA!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? super gel and another blade

Why?

the gel speaks for itself but another blade.....O_O that would kick so much ASS!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? anger management

Why?

she get angry too much, you know why
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? face treatment, preferably proactive

Why?

his face looks f**ked up.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? me

Why?

so i can kick his ass myself!!
DATE Wednesday, September 12th 2007 - 09:44:04 AM

NAME krishna
E-MAIL xepherinfinity7@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

why not? he ga ga over pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? new gel

Why?

so his hair wont go down
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new gun

Why?

she uses the same ones too much
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? proactive

Why?

his face looks retarded
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose job

Why?

his nose is too big!!
DATE Wednesday, September 12th 2007 - 09:26:29 AM

NAME Aaron Gibson
E-MAIL Aaron_Gibson54@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Strawberry sundae

Why?

Dante loves strawberry sundae's and so do I.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A Gun.

Why?

Just to be spitefull.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A neckless

Why?

She looks like the kind of woman who would apreciate a good neckless.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book.

Why?

becouse he always carries the same bloody book around, id like to see him with a new one for a change.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a book?

Why?

just becouse he looks different, he still likes to read.
DATE Tuesday, August 21st 2007 - 03:34:24 AM

NAME divinerose490
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A lifetime supply of pizza and strawberry sundaes

Why?

Cos he loves them!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A girlfriend

Why?

He needs to get laid big time
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A vacation

Why?

She needs it poor thing. After putting up with Arkham, Vergil and Dante!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A bullet to the head

Why?

I hate his guts
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A joke book

Why?

He needs new lines.
DATE Wednesday, August 8th 2007 - 01:30:46 AM

NAME lainekitty
E-MAIL laine_kitty@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Vergil wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

Because Dante loves his big brother ^^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Dante wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

To annoy him ^^
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Arkham wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

So she can beat the crap out of him >.>
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A giftbox with explosives, maybe...

Why?

He needs to die ._.;
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A circus

Why?

Because that's where he belongs >.>
DATE Wednesday, July 25th 2007 - 12:33:45 AM

NAME Zenchi-ryuu
E-MAIL leona1238@hotmail.co.uk
What would you get Dante for his birthday? mishi [frineds charecter XD]

Why?

wana see what happens with the 2 since mishis a kid XD;;;
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? leona [a charecter of mine xp]

Why?

wanna see what happens since leonas not a quite type xD;;;
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Grand theft auto

Why?

wanna see what happens xD;;;;
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a kick in the teeth

Why?

cuss he's scary, freaky and i don't like him XD
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a job

Why?

XD something just poped up and thats what i put XD
DATE Monday, July 9th 2007 - 11:23:49 AM

NAME Robert
E-MAIL auron1029@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? lifetime supp;y of pizza

Why?

he loves pizza......XD
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

He either likes his hair slicked back or spiked lol.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a man

Why?

cause she needs to get laid she's to uptight geez lol
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a smack

Why?

for killing his wife and for treating lady badly.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? clown shoes

Why?

hes a clown.
DATE Sunday, June 24th 2007 - 05:24:06 PM

NAME Schatzi
E-MAIL n/a
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a puppy

Why?

everyone loves puppies
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? pie

Why?

everyone loves cherry pie
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a noose

Why?

to commit suicide
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? the bible

Why?

he needs it
What would you get Jester for his birthday? makeup-remover

Why?

he needs it
DATE Saturday, May 5th 2007 - 02:51:45 PM

NAME Nikita
E-MAIL galvin_hill611@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A bunch of kisses!

Why?

'cause he's hot
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A whore

Why?

I just wanna see him smile a little bit
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new motorcycle

Why?

I think the other one exploded or somethin'...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Some make-up

Why?

That guy is just so damn ugly
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a bullet in the head

Why?

I hate him
DATE Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 04:47:27 PM

NAME The guy behind you
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza

Why?

He likey pizza.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gell

Why?

I think he's running out.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Contacts

Why?

So her eyes can be the same color.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A book

Why?

He likes to read
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A bomb

Why?

Stupid question...
DATE Wednesday, March 28th 2007 - 03:46:54 PM

NAME DevilxxNeverxxCry
E-MAIL BlackRoseSummer91@Hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? 5 large double-pepperoni pizzas, a twelve pack of his fave beer, and an ice cream sundae

Why?

The perfect diet for a demon hunter.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A Vegas Wedding

Why?

I think he just needs to get laid.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A trip to a day spa

Why?

She deserves some time off. Venturing around killing demons and hunting for that bastard father of hers.... She could use a break.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A bullet in the head

Why?

He craves it.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A nose job

Why?

It looks like a toucan's beak.
DATE Monday, March 26th 2007 - 12:46:10 AM

NAME zenlot
E-MAIL zenlot13@sbcglobal.net
What would you get Dante for his birthday? polish and repair kit

Why?

because when the day comes and he needs to get his pistols clean then he dosen't have to buy a kit
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a woman

Why?

he needs a little fun in his life
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a bra

Why?

so she takes her shirt off
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a bullet to the head

Why?

he's an asshole. 'nuff said
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Dante

Why?

cause i wanna see jester get his ass kicked
DATE Friday, March 23rd 2007 - 08:20:37 PM

NAME Ellie
E-MAIL AuthoressPluto@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Plastic Picture Frame

Why?

So his mother's picture won't get damaged so much when demon's drop in.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A kick ass dragon tattoo and bondage gear

Why?

Because bad boy's should dress like bad boys. I sure as hell would enjoy the view.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Nevan

Why?

Delicious smutty yuri delight. Besides... anyone who's immune to Vergil AND Dante has to be into other girls.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Botox

Why?

It just might clear up that... thing... on his face.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Barney's time slot on PBS

Why?

Somehow Jester is not only more amusing than Barney... but slightly less evil as well. Do it for the children!
DATE Saturday, March 17th 2007 - 06:00:04 PM

NAME Kristy
E-MAIL BubblesBubbles90@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? an electric guitar

Why?

So he can rock n' roll!!! XD!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Another katana

Why?

Because he's my absolute favorite character and I love him to death!!! XD!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A grenade launcher

Why?

So she can blow up Arkham a million times over!!! XD!!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? My foot up his arse!

Why?

Because I hate him when he uses Vergil-sama!!!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Another foot up the arse!

Why?

He elbowed Vergil in the face and jumped on Dante's face!!!! Plus....he's annoying!!!
DATE Tuesday, March 13th 2007 - 04:23:47 PM

NAME Natz
What would you get Dante for his birthday? KFC

Why?

Much nicer than pizza!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

Stop his hair losing its shape in the rain
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Trousers

Why?

Have a guess
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Concealer

Why?

Hide that THING on the side of his face
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Make up remover

Why?

He'll get spots if he keeps that make up on overnight
DATE Saturday, February 3rd 2007 - 06:46:15 AM

NAME grandkyuubi
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

that demon stepped on it!!!! dante needs another <3
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a human head

Why?

so he can mount it on his wall and think of me!! not really I just can't think of anything good...
What would you get Lady for her birthday? pants!

Why?

put some friggin pants on lady!! that was corny...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a wig

Why?

I want to see what he'd look like with hair!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? party stuffs

Why?

cuz he's a clown, I guess. he'll find some way to use it. maybe for his blood (don't forget him bleeding confetti!)
DATE Wednesday, January 24th 2007 - 04:55:13 PM

NAME Funny
E-MAIL www.funny1993@hotmail.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza and demon

Why?

Dante love pizza !!!!!And Dante love kill demons!!!!Live for this!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? The Dante die

Why?

Why?Vergil hate Dante!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Akham die

Why?

Lady hate she's father
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? The book

Why?

I don't know
What would you get Jester for his birthday? The world?

Why?

I don't know!!!!
DATE Sunday, January 21st 2007 - 07:55:00 AM

NAME BlooDAvriL
E-MAIL pyral_sai@yahoo.com.hk
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a drum set ,tomato juice, strawberry sundae

Why?

Coz he broke his own drum set in mission 1
And he loves tomato juice and strawberry sundae....(I knew it from dmc's comics)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Dante's amulet ,hair gel

Why?

Well....
He just want it,right?
And he need a hair gel.....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? guns, a motorbike

Why?

She loves guns,right?
And Dante broke her bike....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a dictionary

Why?

He loves carry thick books....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? adhesive paper

Why?

To shut him up!
DATE Thursday, January 11th 2007 - 10:01:03 PM

NAME D. Anna Nightrayne
E-MAIL cloudyrevelations@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza, a new guitar & a card

Why?

Dante loves pizza and he needs something else to go with Nevan. Plus, everyone gets a card on their birthday ^^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A reverse blade sword, Sephiroth's Masamune & a card

Why?

Reverse Blade Sword: Just to tick him off.

Sephiroth's Masamune: Just to see what he'd do with it. <3

A card: It's so random for Vergil to get something he can't kill somebody with XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new motorcycle

Why?

The last one got destroyed...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a Dr. Phil Book

Why?

He needs help...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? An exorcist

Why?

Jester must die now. He has served his purpose.
DATE Tuesday, December 12th 2006 - 08:06:17 PM

NAME richard
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a gun

Why?

he loves shootin them
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? power

Why?

he deserves it and needs it
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a chance to kill her father and all bad demons

Why?

tahts all she wants to do
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book

Why?

he always carries them around
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose pierce (with a gun)

Why?

he ticks me off
DATE Friday, November 17th 2006 - 01:23:44 PM

NAME DanteLover
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a million gallons of beer,me,atrip to my house,a mansion,a crazy assparty

Why?

so we can have a crazy ass party at my mansion and get really really drunk,then we can start GETTING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a new fashion sense

Why?

cause he needs it
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a spa treatment

Why?

she really deserves some time off
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mask

Why?

so he can cover up that ugly ass face of his
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose job

Why?

his nose is way too long and looks like Michael Jackson's
DATE Monday, November 6th 2006 - 07:26:48 AM

NAME jeatrice
E-MAIL jea-chan_seta@hotmail.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a calendar with my photos (naked only for him!)

Why?

uhm....because I love him?or because I like the idea of being seen naked only by him?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a girlfriend

Why?

because he needs one to do other things instead of trying to rule the world....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new brain

Why?

why does she want to kill Dante?!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? some make-up

Why?

look at his face!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Dante and Vergil

Why?

TO KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE Sunday, November 5th 2006 - 08:53:00 AM

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