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NAME LolCat
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Some cash...

Why?

It seems he has a butt-load of debt to pay off! (Lady likes it that he always "owes" her, if you know what I mean. See what happens when he actually doesn't!) lol
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A fluffy white cat...

Why?

Because all evil overlords need to have one, and they always get one, eventually. After that, they usually get a mini clone of themselves, so that'll come later, when Vergie's middle-aged.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A shirt...

Why?

Because she obviously didn't have one in DMC 4, and SHE REALLY NEEDED ONE...*annoyed*
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A shovel...

Why?

Because it's easier for a person to dig their own grave with one.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? His own TV show...

Why?

That guy is one wacky character! Too bad he's really Arkham and will just end up using the shovel I gave him, instead...
DATE Sunday, October 18th 2009 - 05:36:00 PM

NAME Trish M.
E-MAIL dmaycryrulez@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new Devil Arm, coming with pepporoni pizza

Why?

You know, a new Devil Arm, a new devil trigger, WOO HOO! (I'll have you know, I am SO obssessed with devil triggers.) A pizza, obviously. What else? I couldn't think of anything...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Power

Why?

Most people say he's power-hungry. So... That's my gift.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Some new, fashionable clothes.

Why?

It's totally fit for a female like her. ...What?! That's how she acted in the DMC anime.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A book about legends of Sparda.

Why?

He'll like it. In case he wants to be like Sparda, those are clues.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A new staff.

Why?

Dont use the same spells all the time, if you really want to stalk people, then suit yourself! :D
DATE Sunday, October 11th 2009 - 06:33:07 PM

NAME Lady V
E-MAIL silvergiuly@hotmail.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Surely a birthday pizza with candles

Why?

Because i know he loves simplicity and pizza right? XD
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me! no kidding, i think a set of different teas

Why?

Because i know he love formale things , and like me i surely love tea
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Some skirts

Why?

I would really love to help her with clothes, i love her style and want to help her sewing skirts and shorts for that girl *w*
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A punch,maybe a book..

Why?

I hate him..
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Cards

Why?

He is a jester he needs cards!
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DATE Wednesday, July 22nd 2009 - 10:40:39 AM

NAME Ayama Sullivan
E-MAIL kuja_paine@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A lifetime with pizza

Why?

It would make him happy and I like smiling people ^_^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me and Lacry-chan X3

Why?

It's classic to give yourself and/or a friend to one of the Twins, but we're just bigs fans of him.
If would make him happy we would take him to a concert or something XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A push

Why?

Cuz I don't like her.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A shot

Why?

Cuz I don't like him.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A beauty tratement

Why?

GET BEAUTY DUDE!
DATE Saturday, July 4th 2009 - 03:44:24 PM

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DATE Wednesday, June 17th 2009 - 07:35:25 PM

NAME VergilSoul
E-MAIL vergil-yamato@live.fr
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Dr Kawashima's Brain Training

Why?

He needs it...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? My Dark Soul, my body, my love

Why?

Because I love him...
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

Because Dante looks like if he loves her...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Jean de la Fontaine's Fables

Why?

Because he likes reading...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A clown nose

Why?

But... there is a problem his nose is too big to bring in... should meet a surgeon.
DATE Monday, June 1st 2009 - 10:46:36 AM

NAME naruto939
E-MAIL aj_gwapo123@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a devil may cry cd

Why?

so he wont get bored in fighting all the demons and he could see himself throught out the game
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a set of new clothes

Why?

because through all the games he play its the same clothes and maybe he doesnt wash them and he already stinks
What would you get Lady for her birthday? belo soap

Why?

so her scar on her forehead will be gone and she will be whiter not tan
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mask

Why?

hes face is so hideous hell make babies cry
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a picture of himself and a mirror

Why?

so he will remember that his nose is big and he looks like a buffuun and hes annoying
DATE Wednesday, April 8th 2009 - 09:17:19 PM

NAME presley
E-MAIL presleyfrederiksen@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? condom

Why?

cuz hes soo flirty who knows waht happins at night with him~! *winks*
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

his hair needs it >.>
What would you get Lady for her birthday? sunglasses

Why?

because she has cool hip glasses 8D
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book

Why?

he needs to read more often :|
What would you get Jester for his birthday? murackas

Why?

he needs to jam out mexican style with them! 8D
DATE Friday, April 3rd 2009 - 04:18:13 PM

NAME Tornac
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza [no olives], tons of beer, strawberry sundae, a new coat, and a book on how to score chicks

Why?

Those'r the only things he EVER eats... and Lady put holes in his coat.

Plus, he's gotta read that book from cover to cover if he wants to score on Lady without getting shot... again.

What would you get Vergil for his birthday? another Yamato

Why?

It will be so freakin' awesome when he gets TWO of those katanas!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? ammo, and a set of larger guns

Why?

So she doesn't run dry while killing demons, and larger guns because her handgun didn't work on Dante... x3
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Lady with Pandora's Box

Why?

So she can blast him to smithereens.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A punch

Why?

His nose seems a tad too long...
DATE Monday, February 23rd 2009 - 06:27:05 PM

NAME Vergil
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Lady

Why?

Do ya need to ask?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Tifa Lockhart

Why?

He needs to get laided.Just imagine..................
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A Sword

Why?

If she runs out of ammo,she can still defend herself.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Sanctus and Agnus(DMC4)

Why?

They where made for each other.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Petting Zoo

Why?

Lock him up in the zoo.He'll fit in better.
DATE Friday, February 6th 2009 - 07:29:32 PM

NAME Ettiena
E-MAIL lamiaangelofdeath00@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A pizza party

Why?

I know he loves pizza, just seems fitting.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Sword Polish, hair gel, and perhaps a book.

Why?

So he can polish Yamato, spike his hair, and have something to read. I like doing all of the above myself (except the hair part).
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Guns

Why?

Add them to her gun collection
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Casket

Why?

He's gonna be in it soon.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Time Bomb

Why?

We'll see some real confetti when he smacks his butt at us...
DATE Saturday, December 13th 2008 - 10:54:40 PM

NAME Raven
E-MAIL raven_carandang@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A (long-lifed)Marrionatte

Why?

He can make it as a sparring partner or shooting target.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A speedy knight

Why?

So he enhance his speed more!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A Mini-Nuclear missile

Why?

So she can kill many demons in one shot!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Contact lens

Why?

His eye are sooooo........So scary so advise that he uses contact lens and make-up to!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A circus ball

Why?

So I can make fun of himm all day (he is in a cage)
DATE Thursday, December 11th 2008 - 03:41:27 AM

NAME Marco Polo!
E-MAIL Mckenziemurder@aim.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a vacation

Why?

seriously, he needs one. all he does is work.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? some thing to get that pole out of his ass!

Why?

He's a jerk.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

They make a cute couple.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? nothing

Why?

the guy's already dead. Why should I get something for a dead guy.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? joke book

Why?

His jokes are lame!
DATE Saturday, November 15th 2008 - 11:07:31 AM

NAME Angel
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Trish

Why?

I think Dante has something for trish. She looks better in DMC4 to me
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A Katana

Why?

Why would you ask me that
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DATE Sunday, August 31st 2008 - 09:47:46 PM

NAME Meryll
E-MAIL merylldumpit@sbcglobal.net
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A photo of vergil's embarassing secret

Why?

He hates vergil.That's all.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Fake dead dante

Why?

Same reason why dante hates vergil.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? I'll upgrade her guns (is that a dumb gift?)

Why?

Well she uses guns real goooooooooooood.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? I dunno

Why?

Uhh...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? N-O-T-H-I-N-G!>=3

Why?

I DON'T NOT WANT ANYONE STEPING/JUMPING ON DANTE'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=(
DATE Saturday, August 23rd 2008 - 03:09:24 PM

NAME Callie
E-MAIL evilpomeranian16@aim.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? An onyx and ruby studded silver ring

Why?

Well, I just think he needs a little expensive thing to wear around. He looks like he could do with a ring or two.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Some alcohol

Why?

Maybe he won't be such a stuck-up person when he's good and plastered.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Pamprin Max

Why?

She seems to be PMS'ing ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A one-way ticket to Hell

Why?

He needs one. That's why.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A shotgun blast to the head

Why?

HE...NEEDS...TO...DIE.....
DATE Wednesday, July 2nd 2008 - 08:18:31 PM

NAME Blitsie
E-MAIL Blitsie@imaginet.co.za
What would you get Dante for his birthday? porn

Why?

he does like women?right?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A rock

Why?

He has been really bad,making me climb that huge tower....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A kiss

Why?

dunno,she is beautiful....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A secret ticket...

Why?

you will understand when people drag him out of his house to the place were crazy people go....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A jokebook

Why?

well,he really must learn some worthwhile one liners.
DATE Tuesday, July 1st 2008 - 01:26:48 AM

NAME Dante Sparda
E-MAIL dant_sparda55662142@yahoo.c0m
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Yamato

Why?

Because it's the only thing left from his Brother Vergil.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Red Coat

Why?

Because i haven't seen him in a Red Clothing
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Condoms

Why?

So when we do SEX,i won't imoregnate her
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? WIG

Why?

Because his a BAULD guy....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Rope

Why?

I'll tie him in his neck and shoot him by Ivory & Ebony.
DATE Tuesday, June 3rd 2008 - 01:32:28 AM

NAME prethika
E-MAIL demon_inuyasha73@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? trish

Why?

comeon DMC3 Dante and DMC4 Trish now that's HOT
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Lady

Why?

She's pretty in DMC4 and look at vergil ( DMC3 ) and if those two hook up.........
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Vergil

Why?

even if she does hate him............ she might have something 4 him
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a library

Why?

damn baldy and his books........ oh well he's dead ( don't need to give him anything!)
What would you get Jester for his birthday? the joker from batman

Why?

they can be brothers!
DATE Thursday, May 15th 2008 - 04:04:03 PM

NAME Lupe/abby
E-MAIL Abbydalis11@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a sword (one that kicks @$$)

Why?

why r u even asking this question??????? like really!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? an ice throne

Why?

hes cold as hell hes an ice prince!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? glock

Why?

cuz shes a gunamaniac
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? the bible

Why?

he needs to change his way to a better way ^_^
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a big box of kick @$$

Why?

he annoys me
DATE Tuesday, May 6th 2008 - 01:49:49 PM

NAME Kelly
E-MAIL evil_tree_girl@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? wooden boards, nails, and concrete mix

Why?

He wrecks his shop a lot, it isn't even the demons, half the time he's the one missing and destroying his own crap. Plus this way maybe we won't have to hear "My shop! I haven't even named it yet!", "My shop!", etc. anymore >___>
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

So he doesn't have to keep pushing his hair up everytime he's in a cutscene so that he doesn't look like Dante. Seriously, Vergil just pushing it up won't keep it up! Gravity doesn't allow it.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A weapon that doesn't require so much reloading and a gift certificate for a massage

Why?

Because she's going to get her head torn off by a demon if she has to keep reloading and carrying that bazooka around must hurt her back.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A romance novel

Why?

He needs to stop reading forbidden books, and branch out into literature that doesn't result in mass destruction.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Prozac and Rittlin

Why?

He really needs it -___-
DATE Sunday, February 24th 2008 - 03:09:35 PM

NAME noodles
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a decorate it yourself cake

Why?

So I can see how many candles he sticks in there. Hopefully this would explain why his father dresses like a dorky pirate--seriously people, a monocle...really?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? GPS

Why?

So he can find his way back to us in the next sequel. It was either this or ruby slippers, "No place like home, no place like home...." LOL.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? lotsa bullets

Why?

Well if all she uses are guns, she is eventually going to run out of ammunition--and I don't think that the demons will be too impressed if she shows up to a fight armed only with attitude and a grappling hook.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? cortisone cream

Why?

That rash on his face looks really itchy (maybe that's why he is such a murderous dick--maybe not).
What would you get Jester for his birthday? cirque de soleil tickets

Why?

Maybe he can find his new calling since the whole "world domination" thing did not work out.
DATE Wednesday, February 20th 2008 - 10:59:56 PM

NAME guy brantz "the guy"
E-MAIL www.guyb1@walla.co.il
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a bomb for mass distruction

Why?

so he will blow the temn-ni-gru without asking qestions
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a gun

Why?

so he will be pist-off
What would you get Lady for her birthday? me!!!!!!!:)

Why?

that i can't tell......
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a cow

Why?

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What would you get Jester for his birthday? a brain

Why?

i think we all know why
DATE Tuesday, February 5th 2008 - 01:03:50 PM

NAME Clemy
E-MAIL Orangefancier@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Porno and a few boxes of tissue

Why?

Because we all know he's had a hard time with the ladies, lately.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A fat lady's thong

Why?

To embaress/piss him off.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Foundation

Why?

To cover up that manly scar on her nose with.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? The whole Sailor Moon collection on dvd

Why?

He needs a new obsession, man.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A gay dude

Why?

So they can spank eachother on the butt. ^__~
DATE Thursday, January 17th 2008 - 05:45:42 PM

NAME Vadyr
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a towel

Why?

So his floor won't rot from the excess water he flies everywhere every time he takes a damn bath.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Something with more power

Why?

that he obviously doesn't know about...maybe a cursed katana.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? something nice

Why?

like a getaway from DemonVille.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a stress ball

Why?

pure sarcastic humor
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose pierce

Why?

Cause Dante didn't do the honors and give him one.
DATE Monday, January 7th 2008 - 01:17:51 AM

NAME devil will die
What would you get Dante for his birthday? lifetime supply of pizza

Why?

well hell he loves pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a titanium yamato

Why?

it looks better than steel
What would you get Lady for her birthday? customize her guns

Why?

she deserves them
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? sword threw the heart

Why?

i just don't like him
What would you get Jester for his birthday? pierce his nose

Why?

cuz dante did'nt
DATE Wednesday, December 5th 2007 - 01:06:08 PM

NAME [-malyss-]
E-MAIL v_4_1_k_y_r_1_3@kuririnmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Wallet harassing Ebony and Ivory replicas.

Why?

Cause I love Reuben AS MUCH AS Dante, not CAUSE he's Dante.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Lingerie.

Why?

Cause Dan is ridiculous~ XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A man.

Why?

Cause I wonder when teh independent babe will ever get married? XD
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A star wars book.

Why?

Don't ask.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A fan.

Why?

Yea...
DATE Sunday, November 25th 2007 - 03:00:13 AM

NAME Demi
E-MAIL www.pricedemetra@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A gift card alot of them for his fav clothing line and anything

Why?

Cause he will need it cause his cloths will get damage all the time and i would like to see how he would look if he dress up when he go out.Anything he want skydiving whatever.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Some help and a nice house so he can relax ect

Why?

Some one he can sit down and talk to about his problems(me and my friend) a nice house in japan near the beach are in the states.Anything he want nothing evil.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? combat lesson and anything she want

Why?

She self learn how to use her guns she can use alil help and i would take her shopping and doing girl thinks you know.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Nothing and some help

Why?

I would just send him to get some help.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Some to close his mouth

Why?

He will talk a hole in somebody's head.
DATE Saturday, November 24th 2007 - 02:49:13 PM

NAME Arekkusu
E-MAIL forgotten.outlaw559@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A dog.

Why?

Why not?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Life time supply of Hair Cement.

Why?

I dunno.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A vacation.

Why?

She could really use one.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A cactus.

Why?

Dunno.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A cow.

Why?

I dunno. 0.o;
DATE Wednesday, October 31st 2007 - 08:08:15 PM

NAME DanielL
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

he likes pizza, i like pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? sex with a woman

Why?

maybe it makes him a little bit more relaxed...
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

i think she has a crush on Dante. besides... she looks that HOT in DMC 4.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? wife

Why?

he killed the last one...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? job at a circus

Why?

he will be good clown. dont ya think?
DATE Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 02:04:42 PM

NAME chris
E-MAIL chris30690@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a new moterbike

Why?

his went boom
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

duno
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new gun
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a wig
What would you get Jester for his birthday? new face paint
DATE Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 05:43:48 AM

NAME Blasphemy
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Some gun polish

Why?

As much as he uses Ebony and Ivory, they could use a bath to get shiney.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A woman

Why?

Maybe if he got laid, he wouldn't be so cranky all the time.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A plane ticket to hawaii

Why?

Cause if anyone needs a vacation, it is so her.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Jessica Simpson

Why?

She can bitch to him about getting proactive....and maybe he'll use her as the sacrafice for Temen-ni-gru....*not that I don't like Jessica Simpson....*
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Some Fruit loops

Why?

Cause they're fruity...like him....and he's like Toucan Sam's long lost brother or something.
DATE Sunday, October 7th 2007 - 08:29:43 PM

NAME Snow Raven
E-MAIL icedtea.x@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new coat that's out-seckses his DMC3 one and a hug

Why?

Rows of them because he always gets holes and rips in them... and a hug for fun.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Friendship bracelet and a hug?

Why?

Cos you know he needs hugs. and i wanna be friends with Vergil cos he's awesome :3
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition

Why?

lolol, to see her play it.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Turtle wax

Why?

To polish his head :'D ANd maybe makeup to hide that hideous scar
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Pie

Why?

to splat in his face and see how he reacts
DATE Sunday, October 7th 2007 - 07:58:32 AM

NAME Izzy
E-MAIL jesifunk@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A DVD FROM BARNEY AND FRIENDS

Why?

We all know that Dante is a li'l kid inside and needs some good ol' high concentrated corny lurve.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? AN ENGAGEMENT RING

Why?

DUH.
Because he needs me, OBVIOUSLY. (For whatever. I'll be his personal maid...)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A Dante plushie.

Why?

'cuz she acts like she hates demons but she actually just wanted to be close to Dante THAT OLD SEXIST.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Fur handcuffs.

Why?

It goes well with his S/M-collection...ne?
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A grave.

Why?

HATEHATEHATEHATE
DATE Monday, October 1st 2007 - 02:33:47 PM

NAME Panda
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A gift certificate to his favorite pizzaria.

Why?

Because he likes pizza, duh.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? I'd make him a nice b-day cake just for him(not to be shadowed by his brother), a home cooked meal, and a new sheath for his yamato.

Why?

Because, he needs some affection and I think he'd like the new sheath. I'd also give him lots of hugs and cuddles. O.k., so I love Vergil. ;-P
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A punching bag

Why?

To help her take out her frustrations on.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A new outfit that doesn't look like it was stolen from Frankenstein's monster.

Why?

Because his outfit looks like it belongs to Herman Munster for pete's sake!! But he'd be lucky I got him anything at all.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Crest whitening strips!! And a manicure.

Why?

I don't mind Jester's nose. It's his yellow teeth that bother me and he needs a manicure to keep up his long nails.
DATE Sunday, September 30th 2007 - 11:31:02 PM

NAME stupid
What would you get Dante for his birthday? PIZZA!!!

Why?

WHO DOESNT LIKE PIZZA!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? super gel and another blade

Why?

the gel speaks for itself but another blade.....O_O that would kick so much ASS!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? anger management

Why?

she get angry too much, you know why
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? face treatment, preferably proactive

Why?

his face looks f**ked up.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? me

Why?

so i can kick his ass myself!!
DATE Wednesday, September 12th 2007 - 09:44:04 AM

NAME krishna
E-MAIL xepherinfinity7@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

why not? he ga ga over pizza
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? new gel

Why?

so his hair wont go down
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new gun

Why?

she uses the same ones too much
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? proactive

Why?

his face looks retarded
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose job

Why?

his nose is too big!!
DATE Wednesday, September 12th 2007 - 09:26:29 AM

NAME Aaron Gibson
E-MAIL Aaron_Gibson54@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Strawberry sundae

Why?

Dante loves strawberry sundae's and so do I.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A Gun.

Why?

Just to be spitefull.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A neckless

Why?

She looks like the kind of woman who would apreciate a good neckless.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book.

Why?

becouse he always carries the same bloody book around, id like to see him with a new one for a change.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a book?

Why?

just becouse he looks different, he still likes to read.
DATE Tuesday, August 21st 2007 - 03:34:24 AM

NAME divinerose490
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A lifetime supply of pizza and strawberry sundaes

Why?

Cos he loves them!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A girlfriend

Why?

He needs to get laid big time
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A vacation

Why?

She needs it poor thing. After putting up with Arkham, Vergil and Dante!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A bullet to the head

Why?

I hate his guts
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A joke book

Why?

He needs new lines.
DATE Wednesday, August 8th 2007 - 01:30:46 AM

NAME lainekitty
E-MAIL laine_kitty@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Vergil wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

Because Dante loves his big brother ^^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Dante wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

To annoy him ^^
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Arkham wrapped in a ribbon!

Why?

So she can beat the crap out of him >.>
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A giftbox with explosives, maybe...

Why?

He needs to die ._.;
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A circus

Why?

Because that's where he belongs >.>
DATE Wednesday, July 25th 2007 - 12:33:45 AM

NAME Zenchi-ryuu
E-MAIL leona1238@hotmail.co.uk
What would you get Dante for his birthday? mishi [frineds charecter XD]

Why?

wana see what happens with the 2 since mishis a kid XD;;;
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? leona [a charecter of mine xp]

Why?

wanna see what happens since leonas not a quite type xD;;;
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Grand theft auto

Why?

wanna see what happens xD;;;;
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a kick in the teeth

Why?

cuss he's scary, freaky and i don't like him XD
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a job

Why?

XD something just poped up and thats what i put XD
DATE Monday, July 9th 2007 - 11:23:49 AM

NAME Robert
E-MAIL auron1029@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? lifetime supp;y of pizza

Why?

he loves pizza......XD
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

He either likes his hair slicked back or spiked lol.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a man

Why?

cause she needs to get laid she's to uptight geez lol
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a smack

Why?

for killing his wife and for treating lady badly.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? clown shoes

Why?

hes a clown.
DATE Sunday, June 24th 2007 - 05:24:06 PM

NAME Schatzi
E-MAIL n/a
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a puppy

Why?

everyone loves puppies
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? pie

Why?

everyone loves cherry pie
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a noose

Why?

to commit suicide
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? the bible

Why?

he needs it
What would you get Jester for his birthday? makeup-remover

Why?

he needs it
DATE Saturday, May 5th 2007 - 02:51:45 PM

NAME Nikita
E-MAIL galvin_hill611@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A bunch of kisses!

Why?

'cause he's hot
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A whore

Why?

I just wanna see him smile a little bit
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new motorcycle

Why?

I think the other one exploded or somethin'...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Some make-up

Why?

That guy is just so damn ugly
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a bullet in the head

Why?

I hate him
DATE Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 04:47:27 PM

NAME The guy behind you
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza

Why?

He likey pizza.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gell

Why?

I think he's running out.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Contacts

Why?

So her eyes can be the same color.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A book

Why?

He likes to read
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A bomb

Why?

Stupid question...
DATE Wednesday, March 28th 2007 - 03:46:54 PM

NAME DevilxxNeverxxCry
E-MAIL BlackRoseSummer91@Hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? 5 large double-pepperoni pizzas, a twelve pack of his fave beer, and an ice cream sundae

Why?

The perfect diet for a demon hunter.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A Vegas Wedding

Why?

I think he just needs to get laid.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A trip to a day spa

Why?

She deserves some time off. Venturing around killing demons and hunting for that bastard father of hers.... She could use a break.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A bullet in the head

Why?

He craves it.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A nose job

Why?

It looks like a toucan's beak.
DATE Monday, March 26th 2007 - 12:46:10 AM

NAME zenlot
E-MAIL zenlot13@sbcglobal.net
What would you get Dante for his birthday? polish and repair kit

Why?

because when the day comes and he needs to get his pistols clean then he dosen't have to buy a kit
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a woman

Why?

he needs a little fun in his life
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a bra

Why?

so she takes her shirt off
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a bullet to the head

Why?

he's an asshole. 'nuff said
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Dante

Why?

cause i wanna see jester get his ass kicked
DATE Friday, March 23rd 2007 - 08:20:37 PM

NAME Ellie
E-MAIL AuthoressPluto@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Plastic Picture Frame

Why?

So his mother's picture won't get damaged so much when demon's drop in.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A kick ass dragon tattoo and bondage gear

Why?

Because bad boy's should dress like bad boys. I sure as hell would enjoy the view.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Nevan

Why?

Delicious smutty yuri delight. Besides... anyone who's immune to Vergil AND Dante has to be into other girls.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Botox

Why?

It just might clear up that... thing... on his face.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Barney's time slot on PBS

Why?

Somehow Jester is not only more amusing than Barney... but slightly less evil as well. Do it for the children!
DATE Saturday, March 17th 2007 - 06:00:04 PM

NAME Kristy
E-MAIL BubblesBubbles90@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? an electric guitar

Why?

So he can rock n' roll!!! XD!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Another katana

Why?

Because he's my absolute favorite character and I love him to death!!! XD!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A grenade launcher

Why?

So she can blow up Arkham a million times over!!! XD!!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? My foot up his arse!

Why?

Because I hate him when he uses Vergil-sama!!!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Another foot up the arse!

Why?

He elbowed Vergil in the face and jumped on Dante's face!!!! Plus....he's annoying!!!
DATE Tuesday, March 13th 2007 - 04:23:47 PM

NAME Natz
What would you get Dante for his birthday? KFC

Why?

Much nicer than pizza!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

Stop his hair losing its shape in the rain
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Trousers

Why?

Have a guess
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Concealer

Why?

Hide that THING on the side of his face
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Make up remover

Why?

He'll get spots if he keeps that make up on overnight
DATE Saturday, February 3rd 2007 - 06:46:15 AM

NAME grandkyuubi
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza

Why?

that demon stepped on it!!!! dante needs another <3
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a human head

Why?

so he can mount it on his wall and think of me!! not really I just can't think of anything good...
What would you get Lady for her birthday? pants!

Why?

put some friggin pants on lady!! that was corny...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a wig

Why?

I want to see what he'd look like with hair!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? party stuffs

Why?

cuz he's a clown, I guess. he'll find some way to use it. maybe for his blood (don't forget him bleeding confetti!)
DATE Wednesday, January 24th 2007 - 04:55:13 PM

NAME Funny
E-MAIL www.funny1993@hotmail.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza and demon

Why?

Dante love pizza !!!!!And Dante love kill demons!!!!Live for this!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? The Dante die

Why?

Why?Vergil hate Dante!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Akham die

Why?

Lady hate she's father
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? The book

Why?

I don't know
What would you get Jester for his birthday? The world?

Why?

I don't know!!!!
DATE Sunday, January 21st 2007 - 07:55:00 AM

NAME BlooDAvriL
E-MAIL pyral_sai@yahoo.com.hk
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a drum set ,tomato juice, strawberry sundae

Why?

Coz he broke his own drum set in mission 1
And he loves tomato juice and strawberry sundae....(I knew it from dmc's comics)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Dante's amulet ,hair gel

Why?

Well....
He just want it,right?
And he need a hair gel.....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? guns, a motorbike

Why?

She loves guns,right?
And Dante broke her bike....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a dictionary

Why?

He loves carry thick books....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? adhesive paper

Why?

To shut him up!
DATE Thursday, January 11th 2007 - 10:01:03 PM

NAME D. Anna Nightrayne
E-MAIL cloudyrevelations@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza, a new guitar & a card

Why?

Dante loves pizza and he needs something else to go with Nevan. Plus, everyone gets a card on their birthday ^^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A reverse blade sword, Sephiroth's Masamune & a card

Why?

Reverse Blade Sword: Just to tick him off.

Sephiroth's Masamune: Just to see what he'd do with it. <3

A card: It's so random for Vergil to get something he can't kill somebody with XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new motorcycle

Why?

The last one got destroyed...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a Dr. Phil Book

Why?

He needs help...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? An exorcist

Why?

Jester must die now. He has served his purpose.
DATE Tuesday, December 12th 2006 - 08:06:17 PM

NAME richard
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a gun

Why?

he loves shootin them
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? power

Why?

he deserves it and needs it
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a chance to kill her father and all bad demons

Why?

tahts all she wants to do
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book

Why?

he always carries them around
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose pierce (with a gun)

Why?

he ticks me off
DATE Friday, November 17th 2006 - 01:23:44 PM

NAME DanteLover
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a million gallons of beer,me,atrip to my house,a mansion,a crazy assparty

Why?

so we can have a crazy ass party at my mansion and get really really drunk,then we can start GETTING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a new fashion sense

Why?

cause he needs it
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a spa treatment

Why?

she really deserves some time off
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mask

Why?

so he can cover up that ugly ass face of his
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a nose job

Why?

his nose is way too long and looks like Michael Jackson's
DATE Monday, November 6th 2006 - 07:26:48 AM

NAME jeatrice
E-MAIL jea-chan_seta@hotmail.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a calendar with my photos (naked only for him!)

Why?

uhm....because I love him?or because I like the idea of being seen naked only by him?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a girlfriend

Why?

because he needs one to do other things instead of trying to rule the world....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a new brain

Why?

why does she want to kill Dante?!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? some make-up

Why?

look at his face!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Dante and Vergil

Why?

TO KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE Sunday, November 5th 2006 - 08:53:00 AM

NAME KagomeLover
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a cool t-shrit

Why?

all guy's wear cool shirt's
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a bottle of tequilla

Why?

becuase evry bad ass need's a drink
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a harley davidson motorcycle a cool one and a kiss on the cheek

Why?

because i think she's cool and pretty
DATE Saturday, October 28th 2006 - 10:56:39 PM

NAME Rach
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A good teaching about "The woman"

Why?

Cause he needs it >_<!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A bowl of fruitloops

Why?

Just to see what happens. :3
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A bullet that has Dante and her initials in it

Why?

Just to see what happens!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Some revlon cover-up

Why?

To cover that nAsTy one side of that face of his!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A new fashion sense

Why?

Cause he needs it.
DATE Monday, October 23rd 2006 - 05:36:02 PM

NAME Pickle
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza

Why?

So i can eat.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Gel

Why?

So he does not have to use his hands.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Mask

Why?

To hid her face.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Wig

Why?

To have hair.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Nose job

Why?

Do i have to answer.
DATE Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 11:33:05 AM

NAME I LUV VERGIL 4EVER N EVER!!!!!!!
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Lady

Why?

Well....they look fetching together and i think they'll make a good couple although both of them dresses like porn stars....but hey, who cares!!!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me!!!!!!!!

Why?

Well... he probably don't want me for his birthday, but i sure do want him!!!!!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante and 2 tickets to the Bermuda Triangle

Why?

It'll be fun to see them stuck in somewhere together forever and ever coz u might never know, maybe when they come back, they might be bringing some Dante juniors.....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Vergil's amulet

Why?

Well....i love to see this dude getting beat up by Vergil. Vergil's gonna be sooooo pissed when he found out Arkham took his amulet....:)
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A mirror

Why?

So he'll realise how ugly he is and he'll get a plastic surgery to remove that ugly ass nose....
DATE Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 01:10:25 AM

NAME Vermont Blackburn
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a hundred gallons of beer

Why?

so both of us can get drunk together!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? hair gel

Why?

so his hair won't get messed up when he fights dante!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a spa treatment

Why?

she deserves it!! haha and i luv her!!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? get him to a mental institute

Why?

he's better there than running around trying to steal sparda's power..
What would you get Jester for his birthday? naahhh...

Why?

he's a jackass... i wont give him nothin!... he's annoying!!!!
DATE Thursday, October 5th 2006 - 06:20:04 PM

NAME Dizzle
E-MAIL mdizzle337@aim.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza.

Why?

Because he loves it.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A new coat.

Why?

Because he looks badass.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new nose.

Why?

Hers looks broken.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A new face.

Why?

...I really don't fell the need to explain.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A life.

Why?

Because he needs one.
DATE Monday, September 4th 2006 - 05:15:45 PM

NAME DaViD bEcKhAm
E-MAIL football-db-1994@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A sWoRd

Why?

To FiGhT dEaMoNs!!!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? PoWeR

Why?

BeCaUsE hE AlWaYs WaN iT!!!!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A nEw HaNdGaN

Why?

BeCaUsE hEr HaNdGaN dOn`T WoRk WiTh DaNtE
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A biG LiGhT

Why?

BeCaUsE hIs PoWeR wOrK iN tHe DaRk
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A nOsE

Why?

BeCaUsE hIs NoSe lOnG tO LoNg!!!!!!!
DATE Thursday, August 31st 2006 - 03:37:31 PM

NAME Andrew
E-MAIL xboxkid931@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a trip to my house

Why?

i want to wrap him in wraping paper and give him to my sister..
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a fake yamoto

Why?

so i could take the real one and run off with it..
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a pizza

Why?

so dante can think she got him a pizza and hug her ... while i take her rocket launcher and run off
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? flowers

Why?

cause hes dead.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a magicle zipper

Why?

so i can zip his mouth and stop him from anooying us with his laugh
DATE Saturday, August 19th 2006 - 01:33:59 PM

NAME Steven
E-MAIL bingopooh2000@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? I a book full of cheesy lines

Why?

YOU KNOW WHY
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a hug

Why?

becaues he needs one
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a brane

Why?

bcause he was beening dumbass by not staying in sprada form and tunering into a huge blob
What would you get Jester for his birthday? power to rule the under world

Why?

CUZ HE ROX
DATE Saturday, August 19th 2006 - 09:51:08 AM

NAME Me
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a gun

Why?

he likes guns
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? nothing

Why?

he's a BAAAAAAD boy
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a tank

Why?

why not?
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a book

Why?

his has blood on it
What would you get Jester for his birthday? poison

Why?

you know why
DATE Monday, August 14th 2006 - 05:33:45 PM

NAME Lana
E-MAIL evil_eyes000@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? pizza!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? myself! ;p
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a ticket to hawai

Why?

the girl needs a time off!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a new face!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a ticket 2 hell
DATE Sunday, August 13th 2006 - 09:06:09 AM

NAME dante sparda
E-MAIL dantexxxsparda@gmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Ummm..... handcuffs, leather, whips etc etc

Why?

so when I give em to him, I could steal him and have a lil fun with him ;)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hmmm.... More hair gel

Why?

because.... it always falls down in the rain ^^
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a longer skirt

Why?

because hers is too short
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? concealer and facial powder

Why?

LOOK AT HIS FACE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? nothing

Why?

coz hes a jackass
DATE Saturday, August 12th 2006 - 05:17:45 AM

NAME Lady_Vergil
E-MAIL kuja_paine@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? MP3

Why?

He was the one who broke the Jukebox in Mission 1, he would not have to break mothing more to hear music. He'll stay in the chair without moving his butt! well, he only have to buy stacks...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me and a new Yamato

Why?

For some reason they call me Lady Vergil. I'm a Vergil girlfan. And I'll do everything he wants. Everything! And... ...I LOVE VERGIL! VERGIL IS THE BEST! I seenig him fighting with two Yamato... SO COOL!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

I think she need a boyfriend. Being alone it's don't good for a girl like her. And I thinki she felt something for Dante when she realy saw him.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Death

Why?

I HATE ARKHAM! I felt so happy when I saw Lady killing me. But if I kill him, I'll don't cry. I'll give him to my 3 dogs. I'm so cruel...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A punch

Why?

I not like anyone who wants to be like Dante. Dante is unique, no one will be like him!
DATE Saturday, August 5th 2006 - 06:29:59 AM

NAME Marian
E-MAIL Maz_1706@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Red Orbs!

Why?

Cause then he can choose what he wants himself! Whether he wants to learn a new move or upgrade a weapon! :-)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Yellow Orbs!

Why?

So he'll never die!! I don't want him to die!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Ammo !

Why?

She uses a lot of it!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A Book!

Why?

He always has the same book! Surely he gets tired of reading it!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A straight jacket!

Why?

I think he needs it!
DATE Saturday, July 22nd 2006 - 02:34:51 PM

NAME FaTsO
E-MAIL raven_sparda18@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A mansion!

Why?

i ould get asolute anything for my baby! ;)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Probably some girl scout cookies!

Why?

well...i mean those are just like what 1-2 dollars and anything else i get him, he's probably just gonna throw it away!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Some cover-up

Why?

well...Lady, you have to put some of those maybelline pure make-up things for ur scar on ur nose...
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? some cool modern clothes, a wig, and a motercycle!

Why?

Man get rid of ur book arkham! Man you need to get rid of that whole look of urs bro...Look like any odinary human in this world, instead of a wannabe demon!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a unicycle!

Why?

jester? practice on ur circus skillz, then maybe we can talk! :)
DATE Friday, July 21st 2006 - 06:36:44 PM

NAME Toby
E-MAIL tobyclouse@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A shirt

Why?

Because I hated then whole shirtless look in DMC3. Thank God he had a cool trench coat.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Another Yamato

Why?

So he could have Dual Wielding Yamatos.... imagine the badass-ness.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Me

Why?

Cuz she's sexy
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A wig

Why?

Something to cover his bald head with.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? nail clippers

Why?

Did you see how long his nails are....they need clipping.
DATE Thursday, July 20th 2006 - 02:23:19 AM

NAME Suzy Q
What would you get Dante for his birthday? invisible cloak and oreos

Why?

The invisible cloak to get away from psycopath fangirls (plus he'd enjoy running around in a invisble cloak) and the oreos...i dunno....he just seems to me like the kind of guy that enjoys dunking his oreos in peanut butter and eatting them ... O_o unless he'd rahter a hug....i guess...he could teperrallaly invade my personal bubble...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? fangirl repellant and ....candy?

Why?

That guy could really use fangirl repellant (because not all of them die easyly)(especially when he's not Neo-Angelo/whatever) and ....i dunno why the candy. I might offer him the hug too but i know i can not hug him AND LIVE!!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Penguin plush

Why?

who in their right mind WOULD HATE A PENGUIN PLUSH?!?!?! plus you know that kid needs more animal friends
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? WalMart giftcard

Why?

What gift better says "I don't know anything about you!" than a WalMart giftcard?
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a bullet

Why?

he needs to be shot....
DATE Wednesday, July 12th 2006 - 10:41:26 AM

NAME Gagarin
E-MAIL Gagarin@yahoo.com

Why?

Glad to present you gay males teen
DATE Saturday, July 8th 2006 - 02:09:20 AM

NAME Leon S. Kennedy
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Two Machine Guns,and a Sword.

Why?

'cause he's totally crazy about fighting.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair Gel and a Katana...

Why?

'cause he could double wield two katanas,and the Gels is for the Hair.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Infinite Rocket Launcher

Why?

You know,she wants to kill every demon,so a IRL could be of some help.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? DEATH!

Why?

'cause I want him dead! *shots Arkham*
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Same as Arkham

Why?

*Shots*
DATE Wednesday, July 5th 2006 - 01:25:32 PM

NAME Reddo
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A favor...

Why?

Ha ha...

(People are so gonna kill me for this...)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A naked Dante with a red bow on his head.

Why?

For purely selfish reasons... (Well, maybe not for purely selfish.)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A phone call from me.

Why?

So I could tell her not to worry and that I will always love her hair just the way it is.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A good spanking. (With his clothes on...)

Why?

'Cause he has been a bad boy.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A ticket to circus.

Why?

Why not?
DATE Tuesday, June 27th 2006 - 11:51:00 AM

NAME Hello!!!!!!!!!
E-MAIL DMC_rawks12@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A book on how to score chicks

Why?

He suck at scoring chicks although he has good looks...I mean when he tried to flirt with Lady, he got shot on the head...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? All weather resistant hair gel

Why?

So that he'll look cool everytime and he doesn't need to use the rain no more....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A book on how to handle your hair

Why?

Look at her!!!!! Her hair is everywhere!!!! She should comb it or sumthin....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A wig

Why?

Because he's bald!!!! Duh!!!!! He's hideous enough with those burns on his face. You should pity the dude cause he ain't got no hair....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A free face lift

Why?

Like Arkham, he's ugly with that ugly big nose. He should think of getting rid of that nose....
DATE Friday, June 23rd 2006 - 07:07:31 AM

NAME Vengeance
E-MAIL byakuya_kuchiki89@yahoo.com.au
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Ammo...lots of em'

Why?

He'll need em' when he kick some demon ass!!!!!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

He'll need it to look cooler and meaner!!!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A motorcycle

Why?

she needs a kick ass ride if she was to help Dante
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A wig

Why?

he looks butt ugly without hair
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a woopy cushion

Why?

he's a jester, he's suppose to be funny
DATE Tuesday, June 20th 2006 - 12:42:16 AM

NAME SHANNON
E-MAIL Aries44@cox.net
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new coat

Why?

Because Lady shot bullet holes in it
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? His power

Why?

He really REALLY wants it
What would you get Lady for her birthday? ...

Why?

I dunno
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A life

Why?

He needs to get a life...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Free plastic surgery

Why?

He needs it for his nose big time!
DATE Sunday, June 18th 2006 - 03:22:46 PM

NAME Name???
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A Dummies Guide to Getting Chicks

Why?

*shrugs* He said it himself. He has rotten luck with women.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Water resistant hair gel

Why?

To prevent his hair from falling in his face in rain, from moisture, or sweat.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A gun

Why?

She seems to like using them
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Rat poison

Why?

It's the nicest way I can tell him to go f**k himself.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A pinata full of angry bees

Why?

I'd like to see him dance his way out of that one
DATE Wednesday, June 14th 2006 - 12:30:34 PM

NAME kitten
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Lady

Why?

Iduno Igust licke them as a cupel.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? ME!

Why?

Even thow he is an ass hole I LOVE HIM!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dante

Why?

Do i have to reprat wat i previosl said?
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Nothing

Why?

Hes an ass hole why bother.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A gob stoper

Why?

Do i need to say why?
DATE Sunday, May 28th 2006 - 07:35:00 AM

NAME APANDA
E-MAIL JUNKO1992@AOL.COM
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Me

Why?

Because Im Crazy in love, jokes, lol, No i would get him a motercycle that wont break, because he trashes everyone he sees.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Tanning Lotion

Why?

Not to be rude but damn, his skin is paler that the whip Creame on my cake.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Dont let me get started, A curling iron, brush, Comb, hair straitener, the list can go on, and on.

Why?

Well did u c her hair, now thats what i call a hot mess! lol Jokes!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? I would get the crew from extreme make over, to fix him up

Why?

his face, i wouldnt be surprised if his face cant be fixed, look at it, hahahahha( im so evil) tehehehehe!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A happy meal,

Why?

he resembles Ronald the clown just a evil version though
DATE Saturday, May 27th 2006 - 12:44:52 PM

NAME Falling
E-MAIL Bleeding_hearts_of_the_world_unite@hotmail.co.uk
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A New Weapon

Why?

Ugh to help him out?
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair Gel

Why?

So he dosn't have to use the rain
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A Plaster

Why?

To cover the mark on her nose
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? The Power Of Sparda

Why?

He shudda wone!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Me!

Why?

Cuz he's my favourite character
DATE Tuesday, May 16th 2006 - 01:23:36 PM

NAME Dephrion's Fill out ;)
E-MAIL dephrion@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Yamato

Why?

I doesnt need to explain:

Steal Vergil's Yamato, put it into a box, give it to dante, and dante will kick off vergil :)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a Shot!

Why?

Then i hate him!
a shot, but a shot in the HEAD
Like lady do with dante ¬¬
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Anything to clean her guns, and a ribbon :P

Why?

Ribbon : She will look more pretty
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A Shot in the head

Why?

A shot, but a SHOT IN THE HEAD
I HATE HIM TOO
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A Shot in the mouth

Why?

with a shot, but a shot in the mouth, finally he will stop talking
DATE Monday, May 15th 2006 - 03:02:40 PM

NAME SHANNON
E-MAIL Aries44@cox.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Porn Magazines

Why?

So during his spare time he can have some fun...well you know since he get get a real woman.;P
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A twelve pack of Bud Light

Why?

I see him drunk , it be so fun. Come take pictures! :}
What would you get Lady for her birthday? New set of clothes

Why?

Her clothes totally don't match, I mean come on! A see-through white shirt with her boobs almost showing(we definately don't want to see those ugly things). A kilt like skirt with purple short shorts underneath and hideous red boots...WTF?! :|
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Some cover-up

Why?

To hide away those ugly...uhhh...scars and those multi colored markings on his face. And maybe he has a chance to pick up a woman since those ugly scars are gone and hopefully he won't kill her. :O
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Nose studs

Why?

So his big ass nose can have some stlye and maybe start a new show on MTV it's gonna be called- " Pimp my Big Ass Nose" :]
DATE Wednesday, May 3rd 2006 - 04:48:21 PM

NAME federica
E-MAIL fedezoobi@yahoo.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? ME!XD

Why?

because i'm mad about him and i could make him glad...;P uhuhuhuh
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? MY BESTFRIEND!XD

Why?

because she's the only one Vergil could love, bet on me!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a bomb

Why?

she shoot Dante: isn'it a good motivation?!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mirror

Why?

thre cruelest way of death for this idiot hahahahaha
What would you get Jester for his birthday? i'd pierce that big nose!XD

Why?

there are only two guys who can have a big nose and be sexy...and they are NOT Arkham and Jester!XD
DATE Monday, March 20th 2006 - 08:49:27 AM

NAME Kiara
E-MAIL kiarasendoh@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? my bestfriend XD

Why?

Because she's absolutely crazy about him XDXDXD
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me **

Why?

because I'M absolutely crazy about him ** i don't think that he would aprecciate this gift but... ^^''''''''' XD
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a brush

Why?

Because her hair looks like...O_o they are not natural.. (XDDD)
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a photo of his wife

Why?

so he would think about what he has done =_='''
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a job in the Circus

Why?

I think that it is the best place for him ^^''' but afterall he is amusing (afterall i said!)
DATE Monday, March 20th 2006 - 08:40:24 AM

NAME federica
E-MAIL fedezoobi@yahoo.it
What would you get Dante for his birthday? ME!!!XD

Why?

because i'm mad about him and i could make him glad...;P uhuhuhuh
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a photo album of his childhood

Why?

maybe he could learn how behave with his "little" bro..>_<
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a bomb

Why?

she shoot Dante: isn'it a good motivation?!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mirror

Why?

the cruelest way of death for this idiot hahahahaha
What would you get Jester for his birthday? i'd pierce that big nose!XD

Why?

there are only two guys who can have a big nose and be sexy...and they are NOT Arkham and Jester!XD
DATE Monday, March 20th 2006 - 06:54:12 AM

NAME Bloody Puppet
What would you get Dante for his birthday? The Rocky Horror Picture Show DVD

Why?

Cause I think he'll get a kick out of watching that...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Earmuffs

Why?

For when Dante decides to annoy him with hard metal singing. :D
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Chocolate Ice-cream

Why?

She's a lady and we all know how women love chocolate and ice-cream and sweet stuffs like those.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A stamp collection starter kit

Why?

God knows he needs a better hobby than becoming a God.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A whack up the nose.

Why?

Cause it's just too tempting to not bother the nose...it's such a big nose...
DATE Saturday, March 11th 2006 - 08:08:53 AM

NAME Sora
E-MAIL sora123@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a new red Leather coat/jacket

Why?

He likes leather, doesn't he? Besides, his old one is looks torn and bloody from all the demons he killed.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me, hahaa...just joking...I would give him something to clean his katana sword.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a case of bullets and something to clean her guns
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A facial cream or a mask to cover his face.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A new clown make-up kit.
DATE Monday, February 27th 2006 - 05:59:41 PM

NAME Mark
E-MAIL TutTut321@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Some gel

Why?

Now he can look exactly like Vergil!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A porn star

Why?

He needs some REAL fun!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A dildo

Why?

So she can do a solo for me
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A mask

Why?

So I wouldn't have to see his face
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A nose job

Why?

His nose is too long. I just hope it doesn't turn out bad like Michael Jackson's
DATE Sunday, February 26th 2006 - 03:50:55 PM

NAME Java
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a mirror

Why?

he is so damn sexy.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? prozac

Why?

he needs some happy pills.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a brush

Why?

her hair looks like a rat's nest!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? wet dirt

Why?

to eat and make his mouth a breeding ground for ants. he deserves a maggotie mouth.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a toothbrush

Why?

his teeth are YELLOW!!!
DATE Friday, February 24th 2006 - 11:22:32 AM

NAME Meghan
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new chain for his amulet.

Why?

Because I don't like the silver one. it doesn't match his outfit or the pendant.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A gun.

Why?

to piss him off. ha ha.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a white gun.

Why?

she has too many black ones.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a bible.

Why?

because i think hes a secret Catholic.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a tranquilizer

Why?

because hes too hyper!
DATE Thursday, February 23rd 2006 - 06:08:55 PM

NAME Midnight
E-MAIL midnight_wolf_howler@msn.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A wish that would grant his hear's desire (as long as it's not girls or pizza!)

Why?

I really dunno what to get Dante. Everyone else has suggested guns, clothes, hookers, pizza, and others, but I don't know Dante well enough to know what he would like for his birthday.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? I have no idea

Why?

I really don't know what to get him other than power. I don't think he needs any more weapons than Yamato.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Let's see.... I'd say Dante (looks at the angry mob of Dante fangirls) Hehe....

Why?

She needs a demon in her life. *coughcough*Dante*coughcough*

*runs for her life with the angry mob of Dante fangirls right behind her*
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Nothing

Why?

Why the hell should he get anything?
What would you get Jester for his birthday? His own asylum in a far away island

Why?

He won't bother anyone and it's the perfect place for him.
DATE Saturday, February 11th 2006 - 10:36:12 AM

NAME De'Shara Brown
E-MAIL Inuyasha8592@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Myself

Why?

I'd give him a helluva party! (Wink wink)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Myself

Why?

I'd show him I've got more power than Sparda ever had. And (I don't jus' mean that sexually.)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A picture of her mom

Why?

Because her mom was the only family member she ever loved
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A therapist

Why?

He needs all the help he can get.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? The address to where The Joker lives

Why?

They could be long-lost brothers.
DATE Saturday, February 4th 2006 - 04:26:10 AM

NAME Ziggy
E-MAIL ziggyford@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A Brand Spankin NEW Jukbox

Why?

He Broke his last one!
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Speed

Why?

Cuz I wanna see what happens!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A job at Love Planet

Why?

She needs it!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A Bible

Why?

Just to see how he reacts!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? His own tv show!

Why?

Hes funney!What else is there to say!
DATE Sunday, January 29th 2006 - 06:39:35 PM

NAME Anthony
E-MAIL dragslyr69@aol.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a sword sharpener

Why?

with all those demons he is killing its got to be dull by now
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? whatever he wants

Why?

he is my favorite character
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a kick in the mouth

Why?

its her fault for the tower being activated it was her blood that activated it
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a hired hit man

Why?

i hate him he is the worst character of the series
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a new color

Why?

purple makes him look gay
DATE Friday, January 27th 2006 - 09:24:14 AM

NAME Shawn
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a sword

Why?

to add to his collection
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Why?

HE KICKS ASS
What would you get Lady for her birthday? a kick to teh face

Why?

i dont like her
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a beating with his own leg

Why?

HES A BITCH
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a polka party

Why?

DUDES HIlARIOUS
DATE Thursday, January 26th 2006 - 05:10:51 PM

NAME Sheila
E-MAIL xsheilsx@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A whole wardrobe of new clothes, preferably some that are not red and cloak-like

Why?

He needs to change his style frequently or he'd lose his stylishness...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A gunblade, preferably one off Squall

Why?

He could do with it, and I bet he'd love it, really. It would give him an advantage over his brother, because he needs it, and also, I believe that he secretly wants to steal Dante's style anyway. Who would'nt? ;P
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A demon boyfriend

Why?

She is in terrible need of one. And just because she's out to destroy all demons... well, she DID say that there were humans as evil as any devil ecetera, so why do ALL demons have to be evil? What of the evil humans?? Oh, and plus, she can't have Dante, he's far too preoccupied, I betcha.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A bookshelf filled with numerous books to last for a lifetime

Why?

Just as Dante put it - man, that guy needs hobbies!!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Another pair of Ebony and Ivory

Why?

Just so that he can shoot himself and save us all from grief..
DATE Monday, January 23rd 2006 - 07:29:51 AM

NAME Ash
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Some hookers.

Why?

cause he seems to want some.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a new coat.

Why?

cause i wanna see him in a different coat.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? ...guns

Why?

so she can kill more demons.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a bible.

Why?

so that he would have a new book to read.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? retalin.

Why?

cause he needs it.
DATE Saturday, January 21st 2006 - 01:00:07 PM

NAME Kath
E-MAIL shinyazbabegurl@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Pizza

Why?

Ha ha...He seems like he really likes it...^_______^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Power

Why?

Ummm....can't really give him that but....that's what he wants, right?
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Her mother

Why?

Umm....can't really give that either...
But as far as I know...that's all that she really cares for....
and I AM NOT about to give Dante to her!
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Wig

Why?

Dude...He is bald...and I hate it when he totally STAB his own daugther...
He needs a hobbie....
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A blue clown suit

Why?

Cause I hate his old one...It's PURPLE and UGLY!
He needs a makeover...A GOOD ONE!
DATE Sunday, January 15th 2006 - 11:24:27 AM

NAME Ryan
E-MAIL Gowendwn@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new pool table and juke box

Why?

he broke his old ones
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? absoulutly nothin

Why?

hes a bastard,cool but a bastard
What would you get Lady for her birthday? heh ummm well what i would say just isn't appropriate

Why?

you don't want to know
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A new face

Why?

hes ugly as hell LOL
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a smaller nose

Why?

NOSE JOB
DATE Friday, January 13th 2006 - 08:27:11 PM

NAME Ryan
E-MAIL Gowendwn@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A new pool table
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? absoulutly nothin

Why?

hes a bastard,cool but a bastard
What would you get Lady for her birthday? heh ummm well what i would say just isn't appropriate

Why?

you don't want to know
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A new face

Why?

hes ugly as hell LOL
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a smaller nose

Why?

NOSE JOB
DATE Friday, January 13th 2006 - 08:26:53 PM

NAME Cyne122
What would you get Dante for his birthday? blood stain remover

Why?

well he's geting gallons of his own blod on everything so he needs some way to get it out
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? sword of sparda

Why?

i think he'd like it (and he deserved to get the force edge)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? my phone number

Why?

so she can gimme a call
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? no.....

Why?

he deserves nothing!!!!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? stright jacket

Why?

he's fucking crazy
DATE Thursday, January 5th 2006 - 06:17:43 PM

NAME gungraver
E-MAIL sparda32003@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? lots of strong enemies

Why?

because dante likes to kill or abuse or something like that to those strong monters out there..... right???
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? guns like dante's twin guns...

Why?

because vergil dont like guns to use as a weapon.. and why....... well... so that he can kill me....
What would you get Lady for her birthday? laods of ammo for her guns and missle launcher.

Why?

well... she's wastes to much ammo....
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? wig...

Why?

well..... he's bald...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? telephone no.. of joker..

Why?

well..... he needs a fellow clon friend...
DATE Sunday, December 25th 2005 - 04:47:14 AM

NAME B
E-MAIL rocknrollrebel15@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Massive insurance policy

Why?

Hey, he needs some way to take care of all the damage to his shop. And whatever else he destroys in the process.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Video games

Why?

That way he could kill people without having to kill people!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Caffiene. Lots of caffiene. Or happy pills.

Why?

She needs to lighten up.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A boot to the head

Why?

He's annoying.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Horse tranquilizer.

Why?

Why? Why do you think?
DATE Friday, December 23rd 2005 - 07:10:41 PM

NAME Dansi
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Guns

Why?

Well he likes guns...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A sword

Why?

So he can kill Arkhem for real this time. PLEASE DO!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Ammo

Why?

She keeps running out when killing demons
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Books

Why?

Cuz he's in to books REALLY BAD!
What would you get Jester for his birthday? NOTHING!

Why?

He's to weird.
DATE Wednesday, December 21st 2005 - 10:54:45 AM

NAME Noeline.A.Mclucas
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a new sword

Why?

Cuz he need to get some cooler swords
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Me

Why?

You don't want to know
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A new moterbike

Why?

CUZ dante broke her's
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? burn cream

Why?

half of his face is burned
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A joke book

Why?

He needs to get some new jokes
DATE Wednesday, December 14th 2005 - 06:07:28 AM

NAME Cat Scratch
E-MAIL creea_shawn@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Therapy

Why?

Cause he has mommy issues. (He still rocks but it's true)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A girlfriend

Why?

cause behind every angsty world taking over plot is a guy who really just needs a good... well, you know.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Also Therapy

Why?

she also has issues.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? Knitting Classes

Why?

He seems a bit uptight. Purhaps some knitting will help him to calm down
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A nice straight jacket

Why?

He's a total loon and he'd probably enjoy it
DATE Tuesday, December 13th 2005 - 10:03:54 PM

NAME Gate
E-MAIL hypergate_megaman@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Nothing

Why?

I doubt he would take something from someone he doesn't know...
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A sword with gun capabilities

Why?

Since he hates guns,perhaps he can use a sword mixed with a gun,though he may not like it..
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Nothing

Why?

I coudln't bother..
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A Doctor

Why?

There is seriously something wrong with him...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? An opportunity to go into a circus

Why?

He's a clown aint he?
DATE Thursday, December 1st 2005 - 02:30:19 AM

NAME Vincent SyHap
E-MAIL cents_502001@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A PS2.

Why?

To play his own game so that he will know how cool he is. ;)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A house.

Why?

I think needs one. ;)
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A coupon to a saloon.

Why?

She's hot right now and I think she will be as hot as a molten lava when she gets a make over. ;)
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A mirror.

Why?

Just look in the mirror man...
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A can of whoop ass.

Why?

I hate clowns man...
DATE Wednesday, November 23rd 2005 - 05:18:29 AM

NAME Hermisia
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Cupons to a local pizzeria

Why?

It's the one gift you *know* he'll use.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Books.

Why?

Again, seems to be what would be up his alley. Maybe some nice cookbooks if they don't have any books on demonic bloodletting rituals at the locale Borders.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? A kitten

Why?

Because the girl needs something cute and cuddely in her life like nobody's buisness. She can go all girly and gush at it's cuteness when it's little and given her personality, it would SHOCK me if she wasn't a cat person.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? NOT A DAMN THING

Why?

Because he is an ass-hat and ass-hats don't get preasents! >8(
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Mace to the eye!

Why?

Macing Jester would be the gift that keeps on giving. Don't tell me you don't want to mace Jester. Everyone wants to mace Jester. Once you have him writhing in agony clawing at his creepy little eyes, then the party can really get started!
DATE Friday, November 18th 2005 - 02:02:43 AM

NAME kaori
What would you get Dante for his birthday? a motercycle

Why?

it looks as he loves them
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a movie called beautiful mind

Why?

because he looks phsyco.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? new bike

Why?

because Dante destroyed hers.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? plastic surgery

Why?

his face looks like a hot mess.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? a ronald the clown costume from mc donalds.

Why?

because their both clowns and i suppose he's a fan of ronald.
DATE Monday, November 14th 2005 - 02:59:48 PM

NAME Amanda
E-MAIL kaorikaori1992@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? I would give him a long black jacket

Why?

because he always wears red! hehehe.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? A job

Why?

It looks like he needs one. hehehe.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? HMMM. a man. hehehe no really i would give her a good hair dresser . lol ^_^

Why?

because she have bad hair ends. hehehe
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? a mask.

Why?

to cover up the ugly on his face.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? now do we need to go there? I mean i would give a free trip to a crazy instituton . lol

Why?

to help his crazy behind.
DATE Monday, November 14th 2005 - 02:53:00 PM

NAME yukiroche
E-MAIL yukiroche@yahoo.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? uhhhh December 25

Why?

cause I'd love to celebrate his birthday with Christmas!! ^_^
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? 12/25

Why?

oh just cause he's his twin :P
What would you get Lady for her birthday? March 23

Why?

MY BIRTHDAY!! Cause she's cool and I'd love her birthday with mine.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? October 31

Why?

he's just a creep and I could sooo see him trying to scare children for his birthday ^_^
What would you get Jester for his birthday? April 1

Why?

HA HA it just sooo FITS him! People get to make fun of HIM on that day ^_^
DATE Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 10:47:06 AM

NAME CaT
What would you get Dante for his birthday? ammos?

Why?

cos he needs them for his beloved handguns? (altho it seems like he has infinite number of bullets and without having to refill them as well)
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? a book on "how to smile"

Why?

I WANNA SEE HIM SMILE!!!!!! NOT SNEER! SMILEE!!!! A GENUINE ONE!!!
What would you get Lady for her birthday? hair products

Why?

her hair needs a lot of styling.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? bible

Why?

he seems like the kind who'd lock himself in his room and read the bible for years.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? jack in the box

Why?

he might be amused...? or not :p
DATE Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:47:52 PM

NAME Miko
E-MAIL fantasyx2_yuna@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? Vergil's photo and a photo frame

Why?

So that he can carries Vergil's picture anywhere he goes just in case if he misses his dear brother.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Hair gel

Why?

So he can style his hair, he looks good with the current hairstyle and I bet it uses up many hair gel.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? Hair clips

Why?

She'll looks good with hair clips.
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? ...

Why?

I hate him.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? Cosmestics.

Why?

Jester should make up. XD
DATE Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:03:05 PM

NAME Steve
E-MAIL archangelcante@hotmail.com
What would you get Dante for his birthday? A Shirt

Why?

He needs a shirt.
What would you get Vergil for his birthday? Guns

Why?

He hates guns.
What would you get Lady for her birthday? New daddi and mommi

Why?

She's loneli =[
What would you get Arkham for his birthday? A life

Why?

He needs one. Badli.
What would you get Jester for his birthday? A zipper

Why?

he talks too much
DATE Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 07:55:11 PM

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