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NAME April Can't-remember-where-she-came-from

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

What are you doing here, kid?

Me: *stares* I dunno...

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Whatever. Do as you please. *walks away*

Me: Oh, well. *shrugs*

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Who the hell are you?

Me: Er... nobody?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

*facepalm* Out of my library! NOW!

Me: *walks out of Vergil's library*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey! You're new here?

Me: Y-yeah... s-sort of. I'm just lost. ._.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

...The next time Dante pisses you off, call me, alright? I'll do the ass-kicking for you. *smiles*

Me: Er, okay... *blushes*

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Ah, so you're the one who knows something about the legend of Sparda, am I correct?

Me: GO TO HELL!!!* throws a huge object at Arkham*

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Not to self: next time, I'm never gonna piss off a little girl...

Me: *sniggers* That's more like it...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hello there, little girl!

Me: Go away.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Aw, come on! I'm sure you want to read in Vergil's library, right?

Me: That's it... *does a combo attack at Jester until he dies* There.
DATE Saturday, November 7th 2009 - 07:01:22 AM

NAME Trish M.
E-MAIL dmaycryrulez@gmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Why are you obssessed with devil triggers again?
Me: Many reasons.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Dante: Ha, no way. I wouldn't devil trigger right now.
Me: I'm soo traumatized. I think I'll just go kill myself.
Dante: ...Fine.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Vergil: First, you come to Dante. Now you come to me, just to see my devil trigger? WTF?
Me: I just want to!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Vergil: Tch, fine, whatever. *devil triggers*
Me: Ohh! Hihihihihihi!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Lady: *sigh*, Just what is so special about devil triggers?
Me: I'll tell you. Dante's opinion was that devil triggers actually happen to be sex-aier then you.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Lady: ... Yeah... Wait, what?! What was his opinion?!
Me: Nothing...

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Arkham: Hello, you foolish devil trigger obsse-- I mean, Trish.
Me: Do you even know what a devil trigger is?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Arkham: They're just a bunch of fools like you. Not that... They suck or anything... It's not like I kidnapped them to be the God of the Demon World. Cause I never do that. I am totally trustworthy. Look at my eyebrows. Do evil people have eyebrows like this? I thought not.
Me: ...? ...Did you just say you that you kidnapped devil triggers?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Jester: You seem to like devil triggers very much. Are they gay?
Me: No, you bleeding imbecile, they have style, they're sophisticated. Not to mention, they have... My opinion is... That they are bombs.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Jester: ... So they're gay.
Me: I swear. If you say that again, you would never want to know what would happen to you.
DATE Sunday, October 11th 2009 - 09:08:25 PM

NAME Eugene
E-MAIL eugene@juno.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

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DATE Wednesday, September 9th 2009 - 09:51:47 PM

NAME Keira
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DATE Saturday, July 11th 2009 - 12:18:17 AM

NAME Ayama Sullivan
E-MAIL kuja_paine@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

YOU F***ING LIKE VISUAL KEI! THEY LOOK LIKE GIRLS! THEY'RE GAY!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

YOU F***ING LIKE METAL! METAL! METAL!
And that includes Bloodbath *evil smile*

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

........................
Me: T_T

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

........................
Me: T_T

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Dress like a girl.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Listening to music for girls. -_-'

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

.......................

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

.......................

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

...................... You look... ...strange?

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I'm going home, she's annoying singing in japanese... -_-'
DATE Saturday, July 4th 2009 - 03:26:25 PM

NAME Shadowflame
E-MAIL Dantemaster516@googlemail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Who are you?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Your pissing me of

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

get out of my way before i kill you

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

get out of my way before i kill you

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hi

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

goodbye

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

do you want some pizza

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

you ate all of the pizza get out

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

milk is good

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

go away
DATE Wednesday, June 24th 2009 - 05:25:33 AM

NAME VergilSoul
E-MAIL vergil-yamato@live.fr

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Dante: Devils never cry... ya know ?
Me: Ehh why your is nammed " Devil May Cry " ?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Dante: Why are wicked bad with meh ?
Me: I love it

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Vergil: I want to see you in your demonic shape tonight... it's so exciting...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Vergil: I never lived an experience like that...






Me: Did you like it Vergy ? This time I play Chris Redfield ! :P

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Lady: Hi ! Do you know where is Dante ?
Me: Yes ! He's in your home, he wants to see all your bra...

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Lady: Dante !!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Arkham: Why are you looking me like that ?
Me: Because you looks like a soccer ball...

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Arkham: I will kill you !
Me: If you want, but someone will kicks your ass soon if you kill meh...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Jester: My name is...
Me: Yes I know, your name is Jester the stupid buffon

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Jester: I will crush you with my giant ball !
Me: Ball again ? Ok wait ! - to Dante - Dante ! I find you a new soccer ball !
Jester: uh ?
DATE Monday, June 1st 2009 - 11:34:19 AM

NAME DMCFan13

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Dante:Hey want to help me take out some demons?
Me:Sure

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Dante:Thanks for the help. You're pretty strong...and cute. Want to hang out?
Me:*blush*Sure

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Vergil:Why are you here. To fight? he, bring it on
Me:You're going down

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Vergil:When we meet again I will win
Me:I'd like to see you try

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Lady:Think you can help me hunt some demons
Me:No problem

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Lady:Thanks. Give me a call sometime, I could use a partner like you, your better than Dante
Me:Thanks

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Arkham:Prepare to die human!
Me:Bring it on baldy

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Arkham:How were you able to defeat me?
Me:With spirit

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Jester:Welcome to my playhouse, little girl
Me:Who are you calling little

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Jester:Well that was fun
Me:Hardly
DATE Sunday, May 24th 2009 - 11:32:22 AM

NAME Tornac

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Yo bro, don't go near her if you wanna keep your head on your shoulders. If you're askin' me why, let's just put it this way: she likes to use my head for practice shootin'. ... ... ... ...So, you up for some pizza?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Hey, don't think we won't be seeing each other again! We still have pizzas and chicks to score!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Why are you here, human?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

We will meet again. And I will not underestimate you the next time.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey, have you seen Dante? I haven't shot anything for a while.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Thanks for the company, it was nice shooting half-demons with you. You should drop by Devil May Cry sometime, so Dante doesn't get too idiotic.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Die human!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I have the true power of SPARDAAA!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Ooh, someone's here to play!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Aarrghhh! My nose!!!
DATE Monday, February 23rd 2009 - 07:01:28 PM

NAME Ettiena
E-MAIL lamiaangelofdeath00@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Oooo I loooove a fast woman. ;)

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I don't like girls, I'm into men! Come here Vergil... ~<3

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Come, let's read together.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Dante is my man bitch, stay off of him! D:<

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Let's go shopping, don't worry, Dante will pay. ;P

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I'm into woman, come here you!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Want to be my sacrifice?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I like you! (>^.^)>

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Welcome to hell!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Welcome to the Circus!
DATE Saturday, December 13th 2008 - 11:00:54 PM

NAME Khar'Thazzar

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

And you are what?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Well, I don't believe that I even say that but I underestimated you...for last time...be sure of that.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

...(nothing)...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Am I being defeated?......

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I will clean this world from every demon, and that includes you as well.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

How it can be.......

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

You dare to chalenge me?!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I have the true power of SPARDA!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Welcome to HELL!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Hups...I guess this is my end...ho...ho...ho...
DATE Tuesday, September 23rd 2008 - 01:02:59 AM

NAME Trish

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Waaaazzzzz uuuuupppp!!! wanna light up a budd and join me in so demon slaying, beeotch?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Peace out G!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Smoke two joints, then call me in the morning

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Smoke you later, lacra

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Man! i am so freaking hot, don't you think so?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Hey! my eyes are up here you little perv!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I am so gay!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I am still so gay!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Man, I look all cool and shiz!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Man, I don't wanna look like a bald nasty old dude!
DATE Tuesday, August 12th 2008 - 10:27:31 PM

NAME RANe

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Dude i don't know you, but you look like you know how to party!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Can o' whup-ass time ! (not kicking my ass)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Die ! *sword slash*

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

What's wrong ?

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Don't got the time, maybe later.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Going crazy, yeah !

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Fear me !

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*laugh*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Whoops !

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Hahahaha !!!
DATE Thursday, March 13th 2008 - 12:35:41 PM

NAME ramizzle
E-MAIL aint gettin

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Heh. you've got style, i'll admit... But I'm better"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"Dude, where can I get those kickass earmuffs?"

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

*sound of a katana being unsheathed* "Hmpf"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"No it's quite easy to find really. You just take the first right here, then..."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"Does my gun look big in this?"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"awww shucks, who needs money. No, you take it."

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"You defile these demonic grounds with your presence... I must... 'ask you to leave'"

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"Well howdy neighbour!"

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"Hang on there Human-boy..."

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"...I must be emo"
DATE Thursday, March 13th 2008 - 11:28:28 AM

NAME noodles

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Give me five of everything. I just SS'ed mission 12 on DMD so it's celebration time.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

On second thought cancel the fries, I need to watch my carbs.

(Dante later dies from brain freeze after eating four sundaes too quickly. He was saving his favorite--strawberry sundae--for last).

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Did I give you permission to talk boy! Oh yes, I would like to see a menu.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

What do you mean I don't come across as a vegetarian? I guess I will just take my appetite and my big fat wallet elsewhere.

(Vergil is hit by a bus while crossing the street to go to a healthier restaurant...serves him right, that broccoli-eating pansy).

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

*cuts me off as I begin to point and say, "Excuse me Miss...*
So what exactly is wrong with what I am wearing. You let Dante in here without a shirt.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

This is ridiculous! Let me speak to your manager! What do you mean you don't take Discover card!

(As Lady's tantrum escalates, to the point that she is hopping mad, the faulty safety on Kalina Ann--that I tried to warn her about initially--comes off and it misfires.... The cause of the explosion is intially blamed on militant, extremist Wraths).

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

No, a table for one please. No my guest will not be staying around for dinner. I always end up eating alone *smirks*.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

So just what was wrong with ordering fava beans and a nice Chianti officer. Besides I am a vegetarian, ask Vergil.

(Arkham is shot in the head when he reaches into his suit pocket to retrieve Vergil's phone number).

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Like what you have done to the place since the rebuild. It's fabulous.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

With a nose like this you expect me not to order Kosher? What you mean don't say that here? What's that noise? Are those guys in black your new waiters? Well the new uniforms are fabulo...GAWH!

(It is Germany 1944 [sic]).
DATE Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 01:49:45 PM

NAME Lauri-Chan
E-MAIL e-mail is 4 losers..i write letters lol {lady2sakura2006@yahoo.com}

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"You single?"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"Business first, sex later..."

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"You cannot benefit me in any way. Therefore you must DIE..."

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"...I need to show you something on my bed. Come with me..."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"Who are you?"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"Can I confide in you?...I love Dante."

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"You have strong blood...are you willing to share?"

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"I regretted EVERYTHING!!" *cries*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"I have a fun game I want to show you how to play with knifes. Wanna Play?"

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"I need silence....QUITE!!"
DATE Saturday, February 9th 2008 - 07:10:56 PM

NAME guy brantz "the guy"
E-MAIL www.guyb1@walla.co.il

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

that was the BEST sex i ever had!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

shaikabudy
DATE Wednesday, February 6th 2008 - 01:34:28 AM

NAME Vadyr

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Bitchin hair. Past breakup you don't wanna talk about?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I confess babe, I do have a mother-complex.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Foolish child..what are you doing here?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

to me? Jackpot.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Aren't you too young to be out this late?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

You take this (Kalina Ann), now go kill my father.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Human....pathetic mortal doing in a place of gods (Temenigru)?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

You'll be Sparda, if I get to be Eva!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

And what's this dollie doing here so late at night? Daddy's not pleased, not pleased at all!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Pass on through milady....maybe he might just say that.
DATE Monday, January 7th 2008 - 01:02:37 AM

NAME Alec

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Want pizza?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

No, go ahead, you'll take the last piece

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Wanna know how I make my hair look so cool?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Yes! Yes it IS used toilet paper around my hands!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey.. You're hot.. Should we go to my place?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Wanna play chess?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Wanna listen to one of my evil thingys from this scary old book?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

How about go paint the town red, and party all night?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

I know.. I know. I look like Zazu from the Lion King.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Why the devil are you laughing at me?
DATE Monday, December 17th 2007 - 11:10:57 AM

NAME [-malyss-]
E-MAIL v_4_1_k_y_r_1_3@kuririnmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Slow down babe~

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Marry me.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Pathetic mortal.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Dante's cup is soooo big!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

WTF do you think you're doing?!? O___O Dante's mine! Oh gawd I did not just say that. [sounds more like a Trish line actually LAWL]

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Bitchin clothes! Let's go shoppin, hunn~

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Pathetic mortal.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

You said it, Bob.

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

NYEKEKEKEKUKI!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Anything that does not involve laughing or high-pitched speakin~
DATE Sunday, November 25th 2007 - 03:34:40 AM

NAME Demi
E-MAIL www.pricedemetra@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Slow down babe
ok let go do something off the wall something random.I have a confession

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

You me let freak(who needs to slow down now)i turn him into more of a freak.I want to have man sex with Leon(resident evil 4)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Leave me alone and get out now.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Never mind i need to relax(let me help you out) am just to tense

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Dante is a nice demon(he's a half breed)....oh

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Sorry about that Dant(don't be )umm let's go out

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I want you here now me(ewww noway)
know any good sex books me(up yours)

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

come on you know you want it me(like hell i do shoots at and leave)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

hahahahaha(non stop)

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

mwhahahah
DATE Saturday, November 24th 2007 - 04:19:16 PM

NAME Mia

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey babe~

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I don't like girls. I like boys. I want to go have kinky man-sex with my brother.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Go away little girl.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Can I plait your hair, baby?

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Who the hell are you?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Like, let's go shopping girlfriend!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

You shall perish by my hand, mortal!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

OMG, ur like, soooo cute~! ^0^

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Ahahaha! Care to play a game, mortal girl? ^.~

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I enjoy 20th century literature and tea.
DATE Thursday, November 15th 2007 - 03:26:51 PM

NAME DanielL

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hey dude

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

djbgfvsuygtaigw rabw lr aligt hjb gjd

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

scum

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

i love you

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

come fuck me now (well not really... everyone has a dream right?)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*sob* *cries*
DATE Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 02:44:38 PM

NAME Izzy
E-MAIL jesifunk@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hi. Where's the toilet, I really need to take a shit."

(Y'know...most people ask me that...Apparently, I look like a toilet.)

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"HOSHIT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE OVEN!"

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"OH MY GAWD PLEASE MARRY ME NOW!"

(...WELL you never know, right? 8D)

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"*evil croaky voice* Dante...you....ate my muffins."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"HOMAIGADWHEREDIDYOUGETHATBRA!?"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"My dad has a foot fetish."

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"Me. You. Now. Back there."

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"RASCAL!"

(it's just a cool word, innit? D:)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"

(wow, Jester is the only one in character in this survey of mine...oh well.)
DATE Monday, October 1st 2007 - 02:27:46 PM

NAME Zambatoh
E-MAIL demonlorddante89@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Todays special!!! you beat me at a pizza eating contest I kill for free!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

god danm it!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Did you beat my brother in a pizza eating contest?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

YOU ARE GOD!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Holy crap you actually beat Dante at a pizza eating contest 0_0" You must've gone through at least 4000 boxes.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I guess Dante should change his office too "Devil May lose his Pizza"

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

...I don't see whats so great about eating pizza >.>

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Holy Pepperoni!!!!!
DATE Tuesday, July 31st 2007 - 10:08:23 AM

NAME Zenchi-ryuu
E-MAIL leona1238@hotmail.co.uk

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hey babe

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Oh btw could someone pay my tab? I forgot

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

hmph maybe you can be useful...

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hello...

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

get away from my bike or i'll shoot you >=[

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

rape?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

didn't think so *flys away*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

*laughs*

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

*laugh still*
DATE Monday, July 9th 2007 - 01:56:42 PM

NAME Robert
E-MAIL auron1029@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

nice hair

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

see ya dude

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

time to die

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

damn you!(pun intended)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hey there gorguos

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

bye:)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

who are you

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

no how can....uuuugh

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

hello shorty(im short kay)

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

damn u pack a wallup
DATE Sunday, June 24th 2007 - 05:33:02 PM

NAME Schatzi
E-MAIL n/a

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Nature Calls? its in the back.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

OH GOD my penis is too small

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

You should have stayed in tonight.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

[to dante] Heaven called, they're missing an angel

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

So you're a deamon too....

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

WOO HOO i've killed every demon!!! (she'll never get Dante!!!)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I'm gonna rape you

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

What would Jesus do?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Ah hahahahahahahahahaha (in that annoying voice!)

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

(anything not in an annoying voice)
DATE Saturday, May 5th 2007 - 02:59:56 PM

NAME Jeza
E-MAIL shadowia@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Excuse Me?!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Lock N Load Baby..

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Women...

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Oh my God where did you get your boots?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

That Tramp.. telling me wtf to do with my hair.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Blah Blah Blah Blah

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Blah Blah Blah Blah

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

EGAD! ITS THE RIDDLER!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Oh no.. it's just Jezzie.
DATE Thursday, April 19th 2007 - 07:52:18 AM

NAME Nikita
E-MAIL galvin_hill611@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

What the hell are you doin' in my bedroom??!!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I love my brother

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

The same thing as Dante

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I need bullets

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Let's make out

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I love you daddy

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

You're my daughter's what??!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I need a new hairstyle

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

I hope nothing, clowns scare me

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I have no idea...
DATE Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 05:00:40 PM

NAME DanteLover
E-MAIL beccardrgz@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hey,baby ya wanna grab some beer ,and go party,drink our asses off till we start gettin' on!!!"
Me: "Sure babe!!!!!"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"You're sexy"
Me:OH, DANTE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {start having sex}

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Who the hell are you?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

YOU'RE SEXY I WANT YOU!!
Me: OOH OK!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I hate demons!!!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Are you Harry Potter?!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I'm fond of evil!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I shall become a hairstylist,but I wish I had some hair too. {sniffle}

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I LOVE TACOS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah , yeah shut up bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! { dies because I blew him up with my trusty bazooka!!!!!!}
DATE Tuesday, April 17th 2007 - 08:30:52 AM

NAME Paul
E-MAIL gotrice737@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

If you wanna use the toilet, it's in the back.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Sorry. I was so eager to see you, I forgot to make preparations for the bash.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

::gunshot::

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Are you... Paul? Son of (insert random filipino name here)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Welcome to hell!!
DATE Tuesday, April 3rd 2007 - 05:30:28 PM

NAME Sara

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

can i use that toilet?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

thanks! you saved my life.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

who the hell are you?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

leave me and go if you don't want to be trapped in demon world!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

die bitch!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

oh! i'm really sorry for that.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

will you sign my book?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

he'll say nothing becuase before he say sth,i've killed him.
DATE Wednesday, March 28th 2007 - 05:30:23 AM

NAME Kristy
E-MAIL BubblesBubbles90@aol.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

He would say a pick-up line...

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

he wouldn't say anything cause my foot would be in his mouth!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

get outta my way you filthy human.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

he wouldn't say anything because I'd knock him unconcious and drag him into my room.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

who are you?!?!?!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

she wouldn't say anything. She'd be too busy trying to kill me.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

nothing. cause he would be dead within the first 5 seconds.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

he can't. he's dead.

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Same as Arkham.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

same as Arkham.
DATE Tuesday, March 13th 2007 - 04:45:37 PM

NAME Nathan
E-MAIL big_boy_bates@hotmail.co.uk

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Wow, you're quite obbsessed with my buisness!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

*Sees a huge monster* oh SHIT

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

shut up and die!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I cant be assed to train today

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

you are the first normal guy ive sen in a while!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Dante is so hot

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I want your hair!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

do you think i could play agent 47 in a hitman film?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

hello im quite a tosser who noone likes

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

hey im normal
DATE Saturday, March 10th 2007 - 04:04:18 PM

NAME rioko

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

whats up babe

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

i need rest

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

die reched human

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

you scare me
DATE Saturday, February 24th 2007 - 08:53:51 AM

NAME LADY`S LATINO LOVER {LLL}!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hey ya wanna go grab some beer?"
Me:"Sure!"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"Alright! hand over that last slice of pizza and nobody gets hurt!!"

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"Are you as bad as me ?"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"N...N..No sir."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"You`re latino right?"
Me:"Ya got that right seniorita!!"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"Let`s do Mi Amigos!!"
Me:"Ya got it baby!!!"

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"Is this a zit on my face?"
Me:"{laughing} yeah!"

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"..........."
Me:"That`s a pretty damn big zit!!!!"

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"Have you seen my plastic nose?"
Me:"No!,and I haven`t seen your drag makeup either."

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"HONK! HONK! HONK! TWEEET! ......... DARN IT !!!!!!!!
"HA HA !!!!!!!!!!"
DATE Thursday, February 1st 2007 - 06:58:40 PM

NAME Funny

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

you look like lady

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Where's your brother?

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

you are evil?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

yes!!!you kiss me?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

you very very horrible!!!!
DATE Monday, January 22nd 2007 - 07:58:56 AM

NAME Funny

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Where's your brother?!!!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I love pizza!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

I love you!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

You'r lost!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I like your eyes!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Ohhh my God!!!You is very horrible!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I'm a God!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

I kill you !!!
DATE Sunday, January 21st 2007 - 08:09:30 AM

NAME Hybrid381

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Wheres the party?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I want to be gay with my brother Virgil.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

I will kill you if you don't get lost on the next 3 seconds, 3...2...1...*STABS*

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I want to be gay with my brother Dante.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I want to do it with you!!!(Yeah right, I wish)

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I'm really a guy.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Before you say it, NO!!!, I don't want to be gay with Virgil.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I want to be gay with Virgil.

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hahahahahahahahaha.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I'm soooooo lonely. I don't want to be gay with anyone.
DATE Sunday, January 14th 2007 - 12:16:49 PM

NAME calcifer
E-MAIL destinedfate_050@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

nice swords!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

you bastard how dare you do that to me... i'm gonna die now you do realise... thanks...

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

you seen dante anywhere coz he stole summing off of me and i wanna kill him

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

but...but...but*breaks into tears* i wanna be a god!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

she would probably hold a gun to my head and ask who's side i am on

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

right thats it... you are gonna get it you mother fucking asswipe i shall defeat all the demons

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

get out of my way before i feed you to my book

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

but.... i wanted to be a god!!!!!!! just like sparda*then he starts to drool over sexual fantasies over sparda just bfore dante takes off his had and tell him to leave sparda alone!!!!*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughcough... sory hold on a mo...coughchough....HAHAHAHAH my name is jester!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

oh fuck it i cant be assed with the whole dressing up like an idiot act *then promptly shoots himhelf*
DATE Friday, January 5th 2007 - 12:05:28 PM

NAME Marvin
E-MAIL Blaze-X@gmx.de

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

another demon, eh?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

WOHOOO!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Leave me!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Ridicoulus

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hi

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

i left you my number

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

who the heck are you

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

noooooooo

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

juhuuuuuuuu

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

autsch
DATE Friday, January 5th 2007 - 12:33:42 AM

NAME Adeo Angilius
E-MAIL Lamiaangelofdeath00@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Wanna go eat some pizza?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I just looooove to wear frilly pink Underwear!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Have you read the book, (insert book name here)
Me: *knodd* probably

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Vergil: For shizzle my nizzle drizzle.
Me:O.O I never new you were a gangsta....
Vergil: Damn straight!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Have you seen my guns? I seem to have lost them.....

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Wanna go pick up some guys at (insert name of place)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

IDK what he'd say to me....

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

.....I like to wear frilly pink underwear....
Me:O.o

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Me: *chucks a footbal at him*
Jester: *dodges* Zowie that was close!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Me : *chucks yamato at him*
Jester: *Gets implaled* ZOWIE!!! You got me! *dies*
DATE Friday, December 29th 2006 - 12:16:43 PM

NAME D. Anna Nightrayne
E-MAIL cloudyrevelations@gmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"You here for the party too?"
Me: "Yeah. I'm providing the magic tricks. I'm pretty good with digital puppets. Wanna watch?"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

*sneezes*
Me: 0_0 ...

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"What do you want?"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

If ticked off: "Die."
If annoyed: "Pathetic."
Anything else: "Foolishness Nightrayne... Foolishness"

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

... *glares* "So you're a demon too..."

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

... "Wanna know the name?"
Me: "Let me guess: Devil May Cry?"
Lady: "How'd you know."
Me: *points upward* "It's on the sign kid."

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"Can't you just feel the evil energy consuming your soul? It's a wonderous feeling isn't it? Wouldn't you want to make this power yours? Join me, and it can be."
Me: "Give up the powers I've already acquired just to steal a power that belongs to someone else? I don't think so. Say goodnight." BANG.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"I don't understand. How could I have failed???"
Me: "You're no match for a digital devil. Now hush. I want to hear less talking and more death."

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"Welcome little girl! My... aren't we up past our bedtime?"
Me: "Don't EVER call me little again. And now that I think about it, yes, you are up late. Bad little demon clown. Now you must be punished." BANG.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

*dies laughing*
Me: ...
DATE Tuesday, December 12th 2006 - 08:34:19 PM

NAME DanteLover

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hey baby ya wanna grab some beer ,and go party,drink our asses off till we start gettin' on!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"You're sexy"! {Me:OH ,DANTE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!} {Start having sex.}

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

DIE!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

You kicked my ass.{dies}

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I hate demons!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

DIE!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I'm fond of evil !!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I shall become a hairstylist,but I wish I some hair too!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

WWWAAAAZZZZUUUPPP!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I LOVE TACOS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE Saturday, December 2nd 2006 - 09:49:00 AM

NAME Spyke
E-MAIL nightmareofchaos_090@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

grab a beer and let's drink our asses off!!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

hand over that last pizza and nobody gets hurt...

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

die...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

don't get so cocky...

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hey there cutie...

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

you pervert!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

join me... and let's take over the world together!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

disloyal bastard!!! why did you kill me??

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

let's play devil boy

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

okay.... i'm gonna stop bothering you now... master!!
DATE Friday, December 1st 2006 - 09:55:51 PM

NAME richard

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hey look its little kid ha!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

power!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

get out of my way!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

no my... my... power!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

leave me alone!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

i did it i... i... killed all the demons cough cough... *splutter*

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

your in my way

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

mary!!! no!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

hello kiddie

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

ahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahah!
DATE Friday, November 17th 2006 - 01:18:57 PM

NAME SHANNON
E-MAIL Aries44@cox.net

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Who the hell are you Me: Your worst nightmare (eyes glow red)

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!! AHHH SHE'S TOUCHING ME, THIS CRAZY BITCH IS TOUCHEING ME!!! VERGIL HELP ME!!! Me:(I knock himout with my trusty hammer and drag him into my bedroom... ;)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Where is my brother Me: ... HELLO SEXY!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

AHHHHH!!!! GET OFF ME AT ONCE YOU STUPID GIRL OR I SHALL STAB YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU!!! AHHHHH!!! FATHER SHE'S TOO POWERFUL I CAN'T STOP HER- Me: (hit him in the head with a hammer and drag him into my bedroom... O O
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What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I hate demons Me: I HATE YOU BITCH!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (she dies cuz I blew her up with my bozooka) :)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I shall become a GOD!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I shall become a HAIR STYLEIST *sniffle* I wish I had hair to begin with...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

WWWWAAAAZZZZ UUUPPP!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I LOVE TACOS!!!!!!!!
DATE Monday, November 13th 2006 - 07:20:18 PM

NAME jeatrice
E-MAIL jea-chan_seta@hotmail.it

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

why don't we go and have a drink together?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Michael Kackson is the best!AUH!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

do you some gel?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Dante is beautiful!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

what's your hairdresser?mine is closed now

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Vergil and I are getting married!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I'm fond of evil

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I love my hair!
DATE Sunday, November 5th 2006 - 09:16:59 AM

NAME lol
E-MAIL lol@loler.lol

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Bitch

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Die

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Scum

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Die

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

God, you´re hot

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

*censored*

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Holy shit your black

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Die

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Fuck you

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

lol
DATE Thursday, October 19th 2006 - 03:23:13 PM

NAME Laughing out Loud
E-MAIL Jokes Just For Fun

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Cat is the most prettiest Devil May Cry fanatic I've ever seen...do u know her number?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Thankz man

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Get Lost I need to polish my YAMATO...*up n down*

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

hahaha I have achieved true power...*turns super saiyan*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

May Pussy needs a makeover..

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

*gives her pet cat a makeover* Woot! my Pussy is the most gorgeous Cat in the world! YAY!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Share with me...the true story of 9/11!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

ah that make sense...Jews....

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

hahaha why did u write all this crap..?

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

um cause I'm Bored..and that I was shocked to see that the webmaster for the first time is a girl..and not just some girl but a very smart and good lookin girl too... CaT R-OX!!!XD
DATE Thursday, October 19th 2006 - 04:09:29 AM

NAME Pickle

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Pizza

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Pizza

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

I will kill Dante

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I have killed Dante

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

May pussies wet

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

That was good

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Sparda

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Sparda

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Haaaa

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Haaaa
DATE Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 11:43:28 AM

NAME I LUV VERGIL 4EVER N EVER!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Nope...sorry...i didn't see Vergil....

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Ok...i'll tell him you're waiting for him at the temen-ni-gru....

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Who the hell are u?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Arkham HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm being molested here!!!!!! HELP!!!! Anybody!!!!!! HELP!!!!! Me: Oh no u don't!!!!!! Don't even think about calling for help!!!!! *stuffs a sock in his mouth*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Uh...did u hear anyone calling for help? Me: Uh....NO!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Oh well.... i guess it was just my imagination....

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Where's Vergil? Me: I don't know.... maybe he went to the toilet.... *eye twitches*

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Did u here that? I think i heard someone calling for help... ME: I'll Be rite back.... *takes a roll of duck tape and left*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

U've been a very naughty girl!!!!! I saw what u did to Vergil and i'm gonna tell!!!!!! Me*takes out a rocket launcher*

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Please don't shoot me!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!! I won't tell a soul!!!!! Promise!!!!! ME: Die Bastard!!!!!!!!!!
DATE Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 01:33:13 AM

NAME Rose
E-MAIL spardagirl@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hi there
^^

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I give up

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

I need more power

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I love my little brother

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

What do you want

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I am sorry or I was wrong

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

...

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I miss my darling wife

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hahahaha

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I'm gay
DATE Monday, October 9th 2006 - 10:55:16 PM

NAME I'm not Harry Potter!

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

You look like Harry Potter!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Bye Harry Potter.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

You will face my wrath!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I faced your wrath! *dies*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I hate demons!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

This reminds me...are you Harry Potter?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Did you just say I'm ugly?!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Harry, is that you? It's dark I can't see anything.

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hi.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Why did you shoot me?
DATE Saturday, September 30th 2006 - 01:44:35 PM

NAME Kait
E-MAIL dumbbunny48@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Who the hell are you? Wat you doin here

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (when i stab him in the chest)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

HAHAHAHA Good one, about time someone did that.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

We have a lot in common.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

You wanna borrow one of my guns?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Did you use it?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Nothing i killed him

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

NOTHING

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Shes a scary one isnt she?

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

PARTY!!!!!
DATE Wednesday, September 13th 2006 - 07:45:54 PM

NAME wolfgirl
E-MAIL nero_angelo_tala@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Well look who's new to the party! * me: tail waggin WOW he actully notice me and he hot!*

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Hope ya had fun and maybe I'd see ya around * me: yeah hopefully! *

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Nothing he might give a glance and that's it * tail sadly wags *

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

what are u looking at? * me: what do u think i'm looking at...U THAT's WHO BECAUSE YOUR SEXY! *

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hey u new here? * me: yeah ^^ *

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

well see ya * waves paw good bye with a smile *

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

he won't be able to say anything BECAUSE I'LL TRY TO KILL HIM!! * snarls and snaps at him *

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

he can't hes dead * howls PROUNDLY *

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Well look what we have here ANOTHER HYBRID! * I'd growl and snap once in awhile *

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

she's a angery one isn't she * I'd swipe at him and chance him out of the party *
DATE Tuesday, September 5th 2006 - 04:41:52 PM

NAME Cool dude

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Nice to see you.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Bye.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Nothing I'll wet myself.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Pathetic.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I'll suck you cock for £1,000.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Did you like that.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

The power of Sparda was mine.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm Sparda

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Insane Baffon.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Write it dowmn on your hand if you don't trust your head.
DATE Saturday, September 2nd 2006 - 10:17:18 AM

NAME Anna
E-MAIL annadelenfent@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"So you think you're better than I am with guns, eh?"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"Fuck, you were right..." *passes out cold*

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"So... you are the one that made Dante eat dust?"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"You and I would be quite the Team... join me."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"Who the Hell are you?"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"Damn... Sparda had a daughter?!" *passes out cold*

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"I have the true Power of Spardaaaaa! You can't beat meeeee!"

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"..." *already dead, ya know... he didn't know what in the Hell happened to him...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"Welcome to He..."

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

... he didn't even finish his first sentence... he was already dead.
DATE Saturday, August 26th 2006 - 12:58:24 PM

NAME The Toliet Fairy

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"You remind me of my brother."

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"....Fuck..."

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"I work alone."

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"Don't leave me..."

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"Who are you?"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"Dammit...I should have known..."

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"Let the darkness swallow you..."

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"Kill me quickly."

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"Hello, darlin!"

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
DATE Thursday, August 24th 2006 - 12:30:21 PM

NAME Steven
E-MAIL bingopooh2000@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Um hello? *then i start to speak griberish*

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

*5 days later* Just shut up and die!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

what do you want!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

NO MORE PANDAS GAAAAAA

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hi there

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

OMG!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

who are you

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*dead*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Me/hey i know a joke Jester/lets here it then

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

heh hehe ehhehe hahahahahhahahahaha!
DATE Saturday, August 19th 2006 - 10:08:19 AM

NAME Lana
E-MAIL evil_eyes000@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

how u doin? ;p

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

i hate her!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

<nothing> he won't say anything

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

wish i knew!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

don't u just hate dante?! :P

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

she's just like the other chicks!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

so u love vergil, u love evil guys, y dun u get into the evil world?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

i knew she'd agree :P

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

omg!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

no comment!
DATE Sunday, August 13th 2006 - 08:56:42 AM

NAME Lady_Vergil
E-MAIL kuja_paine@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

You're cute, wanna go out with me? Me: My God! You're asking me for a date! **Gives Dante a kiss on his face**

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

I want to see you tomorrow. You're very funny! Me. Okay, Dante!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Are you listening Couting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums? I love that music. Me: Yes. Wanna hear it with me?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Thanks for let me listening the music. Me: You can come back when you want.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey, you're the girl who go out with Dante very day!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

COME BACK WHERE! Me: DANTE!! SHE WANTS TO SHOT ME!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Have you seen... **Shot Arkham** Me. Die in Hell, 'cause I hate you.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Nothing, 'cause I killed him.

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Have we meet before? You look like a cow. **Shot Jester** Me: Vergil will give me a kiss for this.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

die... in.. hel... **Jester dies**
DATE Saturday, August 5th 2006 - 08:40:37 AM

NAME PARTY NOW
E-MAIL yea ,..jljhka thats not a word

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

HELL YEAH you bought the keg

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

dude *hicup* im so wasted

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

no i dont party

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

o my bawlls(yea i kicked him ,in his goodies)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

why do you get to party with dante

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

no my eye is normal...why is yours twitchin

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

i will be god

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*bang bang bang* aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh you bastard

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

welcome to hell

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

*slice* THE FREGGIN BULLETS WERE EASIER
DATE Tuesday, August 1st 2006 - 05:56:19 PM

NAME sasha
E-MAIL yowatasup_91@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hi!!!! Are you the pizza girl?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

O...then bye!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Get away from me!!!!!! Go bug some one else like my bro!!!! You are not worth my time!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

How do you want to be sliced? Painfully, bloodily, or beautifully? Take your pick!!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Nice motorbike....Can i have it coz Dante kinda broke mine....

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Bye!!!! (rides off with my motorbike)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Have you seen Mary, my daughter?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

If you see her, please tell her she's late for her curfew and i'm gonna screw her for that!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Are you a monkey?

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Nothing. coz he's lying on the floor, dead.
DATE Friday, July 28th 2006 - 08:37:06 AM

NAME FaTsO
E-MAIL raven_sparda18@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey beautiful!!!! *winks*

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

sorry were over! *winks* Me: wtf?????

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

O.O h-hello...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

O.O b-bye...

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

hey ur my best friend now, call me mary! ;)

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

sorry ur uch a damn backstabber, get away from me! Me: :'(

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

*points at fatso* You!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*points at fatso* Bye!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Well hello....so you like clown--- Me: NOOOOO *slapd him*

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I hate you fatso!!!! ur so ugly fat and mean...*5 minutes later* hey fatso what's up!!! I'M STUPID!!!
DATE Friday, July 21st 2006 - 05:55:46 PM

NAME loser

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Yo wats up...wanna come over to my place and have some pizza :)

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

ur such a loser...I mean, WHO IN THE BLUE HELL DON'T LOVE MY PIZZA

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Who the hell are you -.-

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Be gone LOSER!!!!!!!!! *kicks me off temen-ni-gru*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

(i think that is the last line)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

U wanna be on my side cuz u don't nave any friends?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*whispers to himself* YESSSSSSSSS,ONCE IN MY LIFE I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN A FRIEND!!!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Welcome too hell loser!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

WAIT WAIT WAIT...DON'T HURT ME, I'M A HELPLESS BIG NOSE CLOWN!!!!
DATE Thursday, July 20th 2006 - 09:58:29 PM

NAME Toby
E-MAIL tobyclouse@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Wow your huge.....you on my side?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Looks like I partied to hard.....

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Your pretty strong....for a human.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I never got to have that chocolate cake.......

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey wanna come over to my place?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

I wish I could see him again......(him is me btw).

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Greetings my name is Ar....wait...why do you have your arm around Mary?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Dang I should of tried to take his power instead....

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Bravo.....
DATE Thursday, July 20th 2006 - 02:45:10 AM

NAME Leon S. Kennedy

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey,you got some Pizza?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Thanks for the number,Now I can finally order a Pizza tonight.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

I Must get the power of Sparta...The power of my Father!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I must...*Gets blasted by Leon's rocket launcher*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Do you have some spare Ammo?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Thanks,I runned out of it.

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I will become a God!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I will...*gets blasted by a freaked out Leon*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Heh heh heh heh!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

*Gets Blasted by Leon before saying anything else.*
DATE Wednesday, July 5th 2006 - 01:17:53 PM

NAME Amanda
E-MAIL lamiaangelofdeath00@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Do you have any pizza?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Wanna get married? (I wish he'd say that though ;D)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

vergil:You wish to be my apprentice? me:*knods* Vergil:.....

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Let's got to [insert name of place] and get married. (I know, I obsess over the married thing.)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

where are the demons?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Dante is so hottt!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

FEAR!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

*sings silent night*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

welcome to hell!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

welcome to the carnival!
DATE Monday, July 3rd 2006 - 11:28:06 PM

NAME kitten

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hav you seen Lady?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

te her i said that when you see her ok?

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

who the f*** are you?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

now you've got sum demond in you.(you now wat i meen.;)(wink wink)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

you seen Dante?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

NO WAY!HE REALY MEENS IT!(bownses up and down)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

HAIL BEEFOR ME !

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

(I kick him in the balls)MY BALLS!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

HI!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

BYE!
DATE Sunday, May 28th 2006 - 08:27:48 AM

NAME kitten

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hav you seen Lady?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

te her i said that when you see her ok?

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

who the f*** are you?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

now you've got sum demond in you.(you now wat i meen.;)(wink wink)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

you seen Dante?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

NO WAY!HE REALY MEENS IT!(bownses up and down)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

HAIL BEEFOR ME !

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

(I kick him in the balls)MY BALLS!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

HI!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

BYE!
DATE Sunday, May 28th 2006 - 08:26:52 AM

NAME Gore
E-MAIL mcleod@2die4.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

nice coat, but in red would be better

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

some gay sex proposal pherhaps

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

well he ould only talk to me if I talked to him first, so first thing he would say would be "shup up, don't bother me, go away, I won't warn you again"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

some gay sex proposal pherhaps

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

after shooting me for no reason, "oh he isn't a demon"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

your hair reminds me of my father (I got long curly hair)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

do that again, teach me please (I laugh Mwuhahaha when I laugh, and much better than him)

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

last thing he said was "no!!!" then lady shot him lots of times

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hi

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I'll shup up
DATE Saturday, May 20th 2006 - 06:02:19 PM

NAME Dephrion's Fill out ;)
E-MAIL dephrion@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hi. im sad, because Rebellion its my unique friend :P

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Hi! i have a lot of friends now! they are: Rebellion, Cerberus, Agni, Rudra, Nevan and Beowulf

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Wow, then you used 2 of your 6 friends to fight me?
yeah, beowulf was my friend too! :P

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Bye brother, Lucky! you defeated me! then i dont give you the amulet, it has given to a son of sparda. *Falling down* (See Mission 20 DMC3)

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Wow! 2 big guns! you putted them a name?
my bazooka its called "Kalina Ann" like my mother, Arkham killed her. ='(

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Oh! thank you for kill arkham! i will give you "Kalina Ann" for this

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Yeah! Now.. To be a god!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Oh! i have the power of spardA!!
--------------------------------
Okay, im dead ;) (I dont like Arkham)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hahaha!! Jester Gonna Spank Your Butt! Spank you on the butt!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Zowie! That was close, but.. You need more luck! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA *Vanishes in "Poof" *
DATE Monday, May 15th 2006 - 02:36:33 PM

NAME SHANNON
E-MAIL Aries44@cox.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Let's have a pizza party! Yah!!!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Let's go SHOPPING!!! WEEE!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

You are weak, human.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I saw a squirrel, and it was doing this. ( Does Gir squirrel pose )

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Die Demon!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

OMG!!! I'm sooooooooo fat!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I will become a god!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Does this suit make me look fat?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

...

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

I LIKE BUGS!!! (giggle)
DATE Thursday, May 4th 2006 - 12:10:19 PM

NAME Vincent
E-MAIL alias.account.jk@gmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Nature calls? The toilet's in the back...

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

You are nuts!!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

You have my hair style... you can't handle it...

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Where's my sword?

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

YOU'RE HOT!!! I WANT YOU!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

If only my dad would let me... *wink wink*

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

You seem to give off an aura...

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I need a bible...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

JESTER'S GONNA SPANK YOU BUTT, SPANK YOU ON THE BUTT!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

ZOWIE!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! *He is already dead...*
DATE Wednesday, April 26th 2006 - 02:29:55 AM

NAME Bianca
E-MAIL fallenangel411@msn.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

DUDE. It really is raining girls.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

DUDE. You don't have to kill her, you know.

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Stay out of my way.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

I don't have to, but she keeps clinging to my leg.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

I suggest you find shelter and hide with your head between your knees.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Should've listened to me. (shakes head)

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I suggest you leave this place before your bloody demise.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Should've listened to me. (smiles evilly)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

(manical laughter) OH, LOOK AT THE PRETTY BIRD TRAPPED IN THIS HELLISH CAGE, AND--(smacked by Dante, who then says his first line)

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

(manical laughter) OH, LOOK AT THE POOR BIRD FLOCKING TOWARDS THE FLAME THAT WILL SNUFF AWAY HER SORRY DWINDLING--(smacked Dante, who then says his last line. After which I die)
DATE Sunday, April 23rd 2006 - 12:38:52 AM

NAME Joe
E-MAIL joe.dale@btinternet.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hi

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

........................*too busy eating pizza*

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

hmh.... *looks me up and down and holds his sword* Do you know how fast I can kill you?

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

See how sharp me sword is? Oh, now I've gotta clean it! *Me on the floor with a stab wound*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hi

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Are you a demon............

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

What are you here for?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I HAVE THE TRUE POWER OF SPARDA

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Peek-a-boo!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

*rolls around the floor laughing, before he vanishes in a "puff" of smoke*
DATE Wednesday, April 19th 2006 - 06:06:45 AM

NAME Tintin

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

check out my shiny amulet!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

seeee? SHIIIIIINNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

plz don't tell me that you're a demon!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

o rly? you're not a demon?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

like my bookie?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

yo, don't be hatin'!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKES DRUGS!!!!!!!!
DATE Friday, March 31st 2006 - 02:35:54 PM

NAME Java

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey babe. Can u talk 2 Lady 4 me?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Thanks a lot!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Wow u r cool. Do u have any power? Can I have some? Plz?

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Hey sup! I saw u talking 2 Dante. Did he say anything abt me?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

REALLY??? SHUT UP!!!!!!!! like OMG!!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Must be a god. Must be a god. (I stab him in the head) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Does u have a bible i can read? Can I have it? Plz?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I give him ritalin)

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

......Ok then, goodbye friend. (ritalin wears off and he bounces off the walls... literally)
DATE Tuesday, March 21st 2006 - 01:58:25 PM

NAME De'Shara Brown
E-MAIL Inuyasha8592@aol.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

So you're the girl who's gonna give me a helluva party huh? Well let's see how good of a host you are.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Whoo! Whatta party! Invite me to the next one!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Gimme your power girl.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Hmph. Your power is great, but mine is greater.

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

It's better to trust a demon, than a human.

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Are you sure you're not full demon?

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Have you ever heard the legend of Sparda?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

'Tis a wonderful story? Is it not?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

I see a girl who wants Dante for herself and for nobody else!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Why have just Dante when you can have Vergil too? Say the right thing, and he'll be boned to you.
DATE Saturday, February 4th 2006 - 04:34:38 AM

NAME Sheila
E-MAIL xsheilsx@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey hey lovely lassy, check you out! *then flirts like... like a Dante*

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Yeouwch! I don't know whether to call that pleasure or pain!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Out of my way, girl.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Hrmmm, you could be of some use to me - now how did you know my brother?? *snarls*

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

So... you knew them both too? *I nod, then we both giggle & then initiate girly chat*

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Wow, I can't believe your like, human too!? I mean by the sounds of it you went really wild with Dante back there! Tell me everything!!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

What are you doing here chatting away to my daughter?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

I guess she could be of potential use... I could use her blood, too. *laughs like a madman*

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Eheheh! Well what do we have here? *performs a magic trick and takes a sweet out of his sleeve in order to bribe me*

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

(Nothing, he is too busy trying to soothe his wounds.)
DATE Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 01:45:32 AM

NAME Anthony
E-MAIL dragslyr69@aol.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Wheres the party at.

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Can't we all just get along

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Do you know my brother

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Y-M-C-A

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

stop calling me lady!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Im not a lesbian honest

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

is your name Anthony son of lewis...my dad

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

tanto jump on it

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

jesters gonna spank your butt spank you on the butt

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

dude, thats not funny
DATE Friday, January 27th 2006 - 09:31:25 AM

NAME Kath
E-MAIL shinyazbabegurl@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey get me some pizza! (LOL...I seriously have no idea!)

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Hmmm...These are some good pizza! (I totally make Dante sound like an idiot...but I really have no clue!)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

Give me power, fool.

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

(I will probably be dead and I highly doubt I will know what he will say after that...^^")

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

...MUST KILL...DEMONS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Oh, scram...You are not a demon!

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Oh no...I need power...because...I want to become a demon...and La-Di-Da....

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

OH crap....Dante and Vergil just stabbed me...and my daugther just shot me don't know how many times in the head...Okay..I am dead. Good greif! (I don't like this characrer.)

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Hey, check out my outfit, it's purple!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Ok, I better go now, I got a job, and that is to piss Dante off!
DATE Sunday, January 15th 2006 - 11:44:26 AM

NAME VIncent
E-MAIL v.strijder@quicknet.nl

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Lets kick some ass.....

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Meet you at the end of the sparda tale

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

This is no place for human's

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

i thought you wheren't that strong

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

Who are you?

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

You're cool

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

Fool!!!!
MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

To strong,cant be

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Crazy ass!!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

stupid ass
DATE Wednesday, December 21st 2005 - 07:47:39 AM

NAME Noeline A Mclucas

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey there, sexy

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Let's go and my brother. I'm sure you'll like him

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

.......Hello there

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Not bad

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

wanna go for a sleepover

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

got any make-up

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

i want to be a devil

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Iwant to be a devul

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-Hello

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-goodbye
DATE Friday, December 16th 2005 - 01:51:00 AM

NAME WHY MUST I TELL U...

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

hey....

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

hmmm.....lets go anad meet my crazy bro..

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

must havvveeeee powwerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

are u a demon.....

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

.....have u heard the tale of sparda???:3

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

.......

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

do u have any hair growth tonic??

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

HHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA
DATE Thursday, December 1st 2005 - 10:56:16 PM

NAME Vincent SyHap
E-MAIL cents_502001@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

What's up?

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Wanna kick some demon buttocks?

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

.....

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

... breath and your fish food...

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

... uhmm... hi...

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

... wow... what big guns you have.. ;P

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

...

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

... join me...

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

.....

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

..... your funny...
DATE Wednesday, November 23rd 2005 - 04:37:08 AM

NAME amanda

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hi there, looks like it's going to be a lucky day"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"yo b lets get it crackin, in the bed" hehehe

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"Are you ready to say your last words?"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"hahahaha i have the sword of sparda"

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"hello there my names Lady"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"hello and i want to be your friend" heheheh

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

?

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

?

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

?

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

?
DATE Monday, November 14th 2005 - 03:26:32 PM

NAME Xeriphex

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Yo!

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Agni and Rudra are my best friends!

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

.....

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

.....

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

You better not be a demon*Points Kalina Ann at me*

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Are you a demon??I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DEMONS ^_^

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

The temen-ni-gru,what a mecnificent tower,it was created by fear...yes..fear....*Laughs like a maniac*

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

Do YOU fear the temen-ni-gru??!

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Wana play little boy?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

Leave me alone...
DATE Monday, November 14th 2005 - 05:46:40 AM

NAME yukiroche
E-MAIL yukiroche@yahoo.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

"Hey babe, what's up?"

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

"I'm a teapot short and spout, here is my handle here is my spout!"

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

"uhhh... hey!"

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

"You wanna play dolls with me?"

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

"I hate you cause you like Demons!"

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

"I love youuuu!"

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

"Want to die?"

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

"how about we ride those ponies over there!"

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

"wanna play a game?"

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

"let's all go for a crossdress frenzy!"
DATE Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 10:54:27 AM

NAME Steve
E-MAIL archangelcante@hotmail.com

What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?

Hey

What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?

Hey (Takes some thinking to figure out this one)

What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?

....

What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?

Die....

What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?

OOOOHHH MMMYYY GOOODDD!!!!!!

What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?

Your Chinese o.o....

What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?

I love pain.

What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?

MWUAHAHHAHAHAH

What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?

Peek-A-Boo

What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?

<laughs>
DATE Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:45:08 PM

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