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NAME	RANe
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Dude i don't know you, but you look like you know how to party!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Can o' whup-ass time ! (not kicking my ass)
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Die ! sword slash
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	What's wrong ?
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Don't got the time, maybe later.
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Going crazy, yeah !
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Fear me !
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	laugh
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Whoops !
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Hahahaha !!!
DATE	Thursday, March 13th 2008 - 12:35:41 PM

NAME	ramizzle
E-MAIL	aint gettin
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"Heh. you've got style, i'll admit... But I'm better"
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"Dude, where can I get those kickass earmuffs?"
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	sound of a katana being unsheathed "Hmpf"
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	"No it's quite easy to find really. You just take the first right here, then..."
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	"Does my gun look big in this?"
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	"awww shucks, who needs money. No, you take it."
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	"You defile these demonic grounds with your presence... I must... 'ask you to leave'"
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	"Well howdy neighbour!"
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	"Hang on there Human-boy..."
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	"...I must be emo"
DATE	Thursday, March 13th 2008 - 11:28:28 AM

NAME	noodles
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Give me five of everything. I just SS'ed mission 12 on DMD so it's celebration time.
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	On second thought cancel the fries, I need to watch my carbs. (Dante later dies from brain freeze after eating four sundaes too quickly. He was saving his favorite--strawberry sundae--for last).
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Did I give you permission to talk boy! Oh yes, I would like to see a menu.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	What do you mean I don't come across as a vegetarian? I guess I will just take my appetite and my big fat wallet elsewhere. (Vergil is hit by a bus while crossing the street to go to a healthier restaurant...serves him right, that broccoli-eating pansy).
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	cuts me off as I begin to point and say, "Excuse me Miss... So what exactly is wrong with what I am wearing. You let Dante in here without a shirt.
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	This is ridiculous! Let me speak to your manager! What do you mean you don't take Discover card! (As Lady's tantrum escalates, to the point that she is hopping mad, the faulty safety on Kalina Ann--that I tried to warn her about initially--comes off and it misfires.... The cause of the explosion is intially blamed on militant, extremist Wraths).
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	No, a table for one please. No my guest will not be staying around for dinner. I always end up eating alone smirks.
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	So just what was wrong with ordering fava beans and a nice Chianti officer. Besides I am a vegetarian, ask Vergil. (Arkham is shot in the head when he reaches into his suit pocket to retrieve Vergil's phone number).
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Like what you have done to the place since the rebuild. It's fabulous.
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	With a nose like this you expect me not to order Kosher? What you mean don't say that here? What's that noise? Are those guys in black your new waiters? Well the new uniforms are fabulo...GAWH! (It is Germany 1944 [sic]).
DATE	Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 01:49:45 PM

NAME	Lauri-Chan
E-MAIL	e-mail is 4 losers..i write letters lol {lady2sakura2006@yahoo.com}
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"You single?"
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"Business first, sex later..."
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	"You cannot benefit me in any way. Therefore you must DIE..."
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	"...I need to show you something on my bed. Come with me..."
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	"Who are you?"
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	"Can I confide in you?...I love Dante."
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	"You have strong blood...are you willing to share?"
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	"I regretted EVERYTHING!!" cries
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	"I have a fun game I want to show you how to play with knifes. Wanna Play?"
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	"I need silence....QUITE!!"
DATE	Saturday, February 9th 2008 - 07:10:56 PM

NAME	guy brantz "the guy"
E-MAIL	www.guyb1@walla.co.il
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	that was the BEST sex i ever had!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	shaikabudy
DATE	Wednesday, February 6th 2008 - 01:34:28 AM

NAME	Vadyr
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Bitchin hair. Past breakup you don't wanna talk about?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I confess babe, I do have a mother-complex.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Foolish child..what are you doing here?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	to me? Jackpot.
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Aren't you too young to be out this late?
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	You take this (Kalina Ann), now go kill my father.
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Human....pathetic mortal doing in a place of gods (Temenigru)?
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	You'll be Sparda, if I get to be Eva!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	And what's this dollie doing here so late at night? Daddy's not pleased, not pleased at all!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Pass on through milady....maybe he might just say that.
DATE	Monday, January 7th 2008 - 01:02:37 AM

NAME	Alec
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Want pizza?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	No, go ahead, you'll take the last piece
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Wanna know how I make my hair look so cool?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Yes! Yes it IS used toilet paper around my hands!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Hey.. You're hot.. Should we go to my place?
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Wanna play chess?
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Wanna listen to one of my evil thingys from this scary old book?
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	How about go paint the town red, and party all night?
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	I know.. I know. I look like Zazu from the Lion King.
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Why the devil are you laughing at me?
DATE	Monday, December 17th 2007 - 11:10:57 AM

NAME	[-malyss-]
E-MAIL	v_4_1_k_y_r_1_3@kuririnmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Slow down babe~
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Marry me.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Pathetic mortal.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Dante's cup is soooo big!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	WTF do you think you're doing?!? O___O Dante's mine! Oh gawd I did not just say that. [sounds more like a Trish line actually LAWL]
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Bitchin clothes! Let's go shoppin, hunn~
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Pathetic mortal.
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	You said it, Bob.
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	NYEKEKEKEKUKI!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Anything that does not involve laughing or high-pitched speakin~
DATE	Sunday, November 25th 2007 - 03:34:40 AM

NAME	Demi
E-MAIL	www.pricedemetra@yahoo.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Slow down babe ok let go do something off the wall something random.I have a confession
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	You me let freak(who needs to slow down now)i turn him into more of a freak.I want to have man sex with Leon(resident evil 4)
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Leave me alone and get out now.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Never mind i need to relax(let me help you out) am just to tense
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Dante is a nice demon(he's a half breed)....oh
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Sorry about that Dant(don't be )umm let's go out
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I want you here now me(ewww noway) know any good sex books me(up yours)
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	come on you know you want it me(like hell i do shoots at and leave)
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	hahahahaha(non stop)
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	mwhahahah
DATE	Saturday, November 24th 2007 - 04:19:16 PM

NAME	Mia
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Hey babe~
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I don't like girls. I like boys. I want to go have kinky man-sex with my brother.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Go away little girl.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Can I plait your hair, baby?
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Who the hell are you?
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Like, let's go shopping girlfriend!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	You shall perish by my hand, mortal!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	OMG, ur like, soooo cute~! ^0^
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Ahahaha! Care to play a game, mortal girl? ^.~
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I enjoy 20th century literature and tea.
DATE	Thursday, November 15th 2007 - 03:26:51 PM

NAME	DanielL
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	hey dude
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	djbgfvsuygtaigw rabw lr aligt hjb gjd
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	scum
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	i love you
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	come fuck me now (well not really... everyone has a dream right?)
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	sob cries
DATE	Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 02:44:38 PM

NAME	Izzy
E-MAIL	jesifunk@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"Hi. Where's the toilet, I really need to take a shit." (Y'know...most people ask me that...Apparently, I look like a toilet.)
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"HOSHIT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE OVEN!"
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	"OH MY GAWD PLEASE MARRY ME NOW!" (...WELL you never know, right? 8D)
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	"evil croaky voice Dante...you....ate my muffins."
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	"HOMAIGADWHEREDIDYOUGETHATBRA!?"
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	"My dad has a foot fetish."
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	"Me. You. Now. Back there."
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	"RASCAL!" (it's just a cool word, innit? D:)
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	"WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" (wow, Jester is the only one in character in this survey of mine...oh well.)
DATE	Monday, October 1st 2007 - 02:27:46 PM

NAME	Zambatoh
E-MAIL	demonlorddante89@yahoo.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Todays special!!! you beat me at a pizza eating contest I kill for free!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	god danm it!!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Did you beat my brother in a pizza eating contest?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	YOU ARE GOD!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Holy crap you actually beat Dante at a pizza eating contest 0_0" You must've gone through at least 4000 boxes.
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	I guess Dante should change his office too "Devil May lose his Pizza"
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	...I don't see whats so great about eating pizza >.>
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Holy Pepperoni!!!!!
DATE	Tuesday, July 31st 2007 - 10:08:23 AM

NAME	Zenchi-ryuu
E-MAIL	leona1238@hotmail.co.uk
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	hey babe
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Oh btw could someone pay my tab? I forgot
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	...
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	hmph maybe you can be useful...
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	hello...
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	get away from my bike or i'll shoot you >=[
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	rape?
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	didn't think so flys away
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	laughs
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	laugh still
DATE	Monday, July 9th 2007 - 01:56:42 PM

NAME	Robert
E-MAIL	auron1029@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	nice hair
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	see ya dude
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	time to die
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	damn you!(pun intended)
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	hey there gorguos
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	bye:)
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	who are you
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	no how can....uuuugh
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	hello shorty(im short kay)
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	damn u pack a wallup
DATE	Sunday, June 24th 2007 - 05:33:02 PM

NAME	Schatzi
E-MAIL	n/a
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Nature Calls? its in the back.
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	OH GOD my penis is too small
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	You should have stayed in tonight.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	[to dante] Heaven called, they're missing an angel
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	So you're a deamon too....
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	WOO HOO i've killed every demon!!! (she'll never get Dante!!!)
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I'm gonna rape you
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	What would Jesus do?
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Ah hahahahahahahahahaha (in that annoying voice!)
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	(anything not in an annoying voice)
DATE	Saturday, May 5th 2007 - 02:59:56 PM

NAME	Jeza
E-MAIL	shadowia@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Excuse Me?!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Lock N Load Baby..
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Women...
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Oh my God where did you get your boots?
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	That Tramp.. telling me wtf to do with my hair.
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Blah Blah Blah Blah
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	Blah Blah Blah Blah
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	EGAD! ITS THE RIDDLER!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Oh no.. it's just Jezzie.
DATE	Thursday, April 19th 2007 - 07:52:18 AM

NAME	Nikita
E-MAIL	galvin_hill611@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	What the hell are you doin' in my bedroom??!!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I love my brother
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	The same thing as Dante
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	I need bullets
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Let's make out
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	I love you daddy
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	You're my daughter's what??!!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I need a new hairstyle
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	I hope nothing, clowns scare me
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I have no idea...
DATE	Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 05:00:40 PM

NAME	DanteLover
E-MAIL	beccardrgz@yahoo.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"Hey,baby ya wanna grab some beer ,and go party,drink our asses off till we start gettin' on!!!" Me: "Sure babe!!!!!"
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"You're sexy" Me:OH, DANTE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {start having sex}
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Who the hell are you?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	YOU'RE SEXY I WANT YOU!! Me: OOH OK!!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	I hate demons!!!!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Are you Harry Potter?!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I'm fond of evil!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I shall become a hairstylist,but I wish I had some hair too. {sniffle}
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I LOVE TACOS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Yeah , yeah shut up bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! { dies because I blew him up with my trusty bazooka!!!!!!}
DATE	Tuesday, April 17th 2007 - 08:30:52 AM

NAME	Paul
E-MAIL	gotrice737@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	If you wanna use the toilet, it's in the back.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Sorry. I was so eager to see you, I forgot to make preparations for the bash.
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	::gunshot::
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Are you... Paul? Son of (insert random filipino name here)
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Welcome to hell!!
DATE	Tuesday, April 3rd 2007 - 05:30:28 PM

NAME	Sara
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	can i use that toilet?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	thanks! you saved my life.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	who the hell are you?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	leave me and go if you don't want to be trapped in demon world!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	die bitch!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	oh! i'm really sorry for that.
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	will you sign my book?
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	he'll say nothing becuase before he say sth,i've killed him.
DATE	Wednesday, March 28th 2007 - 05:30:23 AM

NAME	Kristy
E-MAIL	BubblesBubbles90@aol.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	He would say a pick-up line...
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	he wouldn't say anything cause my foot would be in his mouth!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	get outta my way you filthy human.
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	he wouldn't say anything because I'd knock him unconcious and drag him into my room.
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	who are you?!?!?!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	she wouldn't say anything. She'd be too busy trying to kill me.
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	nothing. cause he would be dead within the first 5 seconds.
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	he can't. he's dead.
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Same as Arkham.
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	same as Arkham.
DATE	Tuesday, March 13th 2007 - 04:45:37 PM

NAME	Nathan
E-MAIL	big_boy_bates@hotmail.co.uk
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Wow, you're quite obbsessed with my buisness!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Sees a huge monster oh SHIT
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	shut up and die!!!!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	I cant be assed to train today
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	you are the first normal guy ive sen in a while!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Dante is so hot
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I want your hair!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	do you think i could play agent 47 in a hitman film?
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	hello im quite a tosser who noone likes
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	hey im normal
DATE	Saturday, March 10th 2007 - 04:04:18 PM

NAME	rioko
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	whats up babe
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	i need rest
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	die reched human
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	you scare me
DATE	Saturday, February 24th 2007 - 08:53:51 AM

NAME	LADY`S LATINO LOVER {LLL}!!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"Hey ya wanna go grab some beer?" Me:"Sure!"
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"Alright! hand over that last slice of pizza and nobody gets hurt!!"
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	"Are you as bad as me ?"
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	"N...N..No sir."
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	"You`re latino right?" Me:"Ya got that right seniorita!!"
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	"Let`s do Mi Amigos!!" Me:"Ya got it baby!!!"
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	"Is this a zit on my face?" Me:"{laughing} yeah!"
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	"..........." Me:"That`s a pretty damn big zit!!!!"
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	"Have you seen my plastic nose?" Me:"No!,and I haven`t seen your drag makeup either."
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	"HONK! HONK! HONK! TWEEET! ......... DARN IT !!!!!!!! "HA HA !!!!!!!!!!"
DATE	Thursday, February 1st 2007 - 06:58:40 PM

NAME	Funny
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	you look like lady
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Where's your brother?
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	you are evil?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	yes!!!you kiss me?
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	you very very horrible!!!!
DATE	Monday, January 22nd 2007 - 07:58:56 AM

NAME	Funny
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Where's your brother?!!!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I love pizza!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	I love you!!!!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	You'r lost!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	I like your eyes!!!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Ohhh my God!!!You is very horrible!!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I'm a God!!!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	I kill you !!!
DATE	Sunday, January 21st 2007 - 08:09:30 AM

NAME	Hybrid381
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Wheres the party?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I want to be gay with my brother Virgil.
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	I will kill you if you don't get lost on the next 3 seconds, 3...2...1...STABS
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	I want to be gay with my brother Dante.
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	I want to do it with you!!!(Yeah right, I wish)
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	I'm really a guy.
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Before you say it, NO!!!, I don't want to be gay with Virgil.
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I want to be gay with Virgil.
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Hahahahahahahahaha.
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I'm soooooo lonely. I don't want to be gay with anyone.
DATE	Sunday, January 14th 2007 - 12:16:49 PM

NAME	calcifer
E-MAIL	destinedfate_050@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	nice swords!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	you bastard how dare you do that to me... i'm gonna die now you do realise... thanks...
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	you seen dante anywhere coz he stole summing off of me and i wanna kill him
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	but...but...butbreaks into tears i wanna be a god!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	she would probably hold a gun to my head and ask who's side i am on
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	right thats it... you are gonna get it you mother fucking asswipe i shall defeat all the demons
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	get out of my way before i feed you to my book
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	but.... i wanted to be a god!!!!!!! just like spardathen he starts to drool over sexual fantasies over sparda just bfore dante takes off his had and tell him to leave sparda alone!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughcough... sory hold on a mo...coughchough....HAHAHAHAH my name is jester!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	oh fuck it i cant be assed with the whole dressing up like an idiot act then promptly shoots himhelf
DATE	Friday, January 5th 2007 - 12:05:28 PM

NAME	Marvin
E-MAIL	Blaze-X@gmx.de
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	another demon, eh?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	WOHOOO!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Leave me!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Ridicoulus
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Hi
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	i left you my number
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	who the heck are you
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	noooooooo
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	juhuuuuuuuu
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	autsch
DATE	Friday, January 5th 2007 - 12:33:42 AM

NAME	Adeo Angilius
E-MAIL	Lamiaangelofdeath00@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Wanna go eat some pizza?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I just looooove to wear frilly pink Underwear!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Have you read the book, (insert book name here) Me: knodd probably
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Vergil: For shizzle my nizzle drizzle. Me:O.O I never new you were a gangsta.... Vergil: Damn straight!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Have you seen my guns? I seem to have lost them.....
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Wanna go pick up some guys at (insert name of place)
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	IDK what he'd say to me....
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	.....I like to wear frilly pink underwear.... Me:O.o
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Me: chucks a footbal at him Jester: dodges Zowie that was close!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Me : chucks yamato at him Jester: Gets implaled ZOWIE!!! You got me! dies
DATE	Friday, December 29th 2006 - 12:16:43 PM

NAME	D. Anna Nightrayne
E-MAIL	cloudyrevelations@gmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"You here for the party too?" Me: "Yeah. I'm providing the magic tricks. I'm pretty good with digital puppets. Wanna watch?"
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	sneezes Me: 0_0 ...
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	"What do you want?"
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	If ticked off: "Die." If annoyed: "Pathetic." Anything else: "Foolishness Nightrayne... Foolishness"
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	... glares "So you're a demon too..."
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	... "Wanna know the name?" Me: "Let me guess: Devil May Cry?" Lady: "How'd you know." Me: points upward "It's on the sign kid."
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	"Can't you just feel the evil energy consuming your soul? It's a wonderous feeling isn't it? Wouldn't you want to make this power yours? Join me, and it can be." Me: "Give up the powers I've already acquired just to steal a power that belongs to someone else? I don't think so. Say goodnight." BANG.
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	"I don't understand. How could I have failed???" Me: "You're no match for a digital devil. Now hush. I want to hear less talking and more death."
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	"Welcome little girl! My... aren't we up past our bedtime?" Me: "Don't EVER call me little again. And now that I think about it, yes, you are up late. Bad little demon clown. Now you must be punished." BANG.
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	dies laughing Me: ...
DATE	Tuesday, December 12th 2006 - 08:34:19 PM

NAME	DanteLover
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	"Hey baby ya wanna grab some beer ,and go party,drink our asses off till we start gettin' on!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	"You're sexy"! {Me:OH ,DANTE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!} {Start having sex.}
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	DIE!!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	You kicked my ass.{dies}
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	I hate demons!!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	DIE!!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I'm fond of evil !!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I shall become a hairstylist,but I wish I some hair too!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	WWWAAAAZZZZUUUPPP!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I LOVE TACOS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE	Saturday, December 2nd 2006 - 09:49:00 AM

NAME	Spyke
E-MAIL	nightmareofchaos_090@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	grab a beer and let's drink our asses off!!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	hand over that last pizza and nobody gets hurt...
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	die...
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	don't get so cocky...
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	hey there cutie...
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	you pervert!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	join me... and let's take over the world together!!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	disloyal bastard!!! why did you kill me??
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	let's play devil boy
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	okay.... i'm gonna stop bothering you now... master!!
DATE	Friday, December 1st 2006 - 09:55:51 PM

NAME	richard
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	hey look its little kid ha!
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	power!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	get out of my way!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	no my... my... power!!!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	leave me alone!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	i did it i... i... killed all the demons cough cough... splutter
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	your in my way
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	mary!!! no!!
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	hello kiddie
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	ahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahah!
DATE	Friday, November 17th 2006 - 01:18:57 PM

NAME	SHANNON
E-MAIL	Aries44@cox.net
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Who the hell are you Me: Your worst nightmare (eyes glow red)
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!! AHHH SHE'S TOUCHING ME, THIS CRAZY BITCH IS TOUCHEING ME!!! VERGIL HELP ME!!! Me:(I knock himout with my trusty hammer and drag him into my bedroom... ;)
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Where is my brother Me: ... HELLO SEXY!!!!
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	AHHHHH!!!! GET OFF ME AT ONCE YOU STUPID GIRL OR I SHALL STAB YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU!!! AHHHHH!!! FATHER SHE'S TOO POWERFUL I CAN'T STOP HER- Me: (hit him in the head with a hammer and drag him into my bedroom... O O 0
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	I hate demons Me: I HATE YOU BITCH!!!!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (she dies cuz I blew her up with my bozooka) :)
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I shall become a GOD!!!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I shall become a HAIR STYLEIST sniffle I wish I had hair to begin with...
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	WWWWAAAAZZZZ UUUPPP!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	I LOVE TACOS!!!!!!!!
DATE	Monday, November 13th 2006 - 07:20:18 PM

NAME	jeatrice
E-MAIL	jea-chan_seta@hotmail.it
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	why don't we go and have a drink together?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Michael Kackson is the best!AUH!
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	do you some gel?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Dante is beautiful!
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	what's your hairdresser?mine is closed now
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Vergil and I are getting married!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	I'm fond of evil
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	I love my hair!
DATE	Sunday, November 5th 2006 - 09:16:59 AM

NAME	lol
E-MAIL	lol@loler.lol
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Bitch
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Die
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Scum
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Die
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	God, you�re hot
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	censored
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Holy shit your black
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	Die
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Fuck you
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	lol
DATE	Thursday, October 19th 2006 - 03:23:13 PM

NAME	Laughing out Loud
E-MAIL	Jokes Just For Fun
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Cat is the most prettiest Devil May Cry fanatic I've ever seen...do u know her number?
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Thankz man
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Get Lost I need to polish my YAMATO...up n down
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	hahaha I have achieved true power...turns super saiyan
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	May Pussy needs a makeover..
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	gives her pet cat a makeover Woot! my Pussy is the most gorgeous Cat in the world! YAY!
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Share with me...the true story of 9/11!
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	ah that make sense...Jews....
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	hahaha why did u write all this crap..?
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	um cause I'm Bored..and that I was shocked to see that the webmaster for the first time is a girl..and not just some girl but a very smart and good lookin girl too... CaT R-OX!!!XD
DATE	Thursday, October 19th 2006 - 04:09:29 AM

NAME	Pickle
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Pizza
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Pizza
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	I will kill Dante
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	I have killed Dante
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	May pussies wet
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	That was good
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Sparda
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	Sparda
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	Haaaa
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Haaaa
DATE	Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 11:43:28 AM

NAME	I LUV VERGIL 4EVER N EVER!!!!!!
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Nope...sorry...i didn't see Vergil....
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	Ok...i'll tell him you're waiting for him at the temen-ni-gru....
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	Who the hell are u?
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	Arkham HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm being molested here!!!!!! HELP!!!! Anybody!!!!!! HELP!!!!! Me: Oh no u don't!!!!!! Don't even think about calling for help!!!!! stuffs a sock in his mouth
What's the FIRST thing Lady will say to you?	Uh...did u hear anyone calling for help? Me: Uh....NO!!!!!
What's the LAST thing Lady will ever say?	Oh well.... i guess it was just my imagination....
What's the FIRST thing Arkham will say to you?	Where's Vergil? Me: I don't know.... maybe he went to the toilet.... eye twitches
What's the LAST thing Arkham will ever say?	Did u here that? I think i heard someone calling for help... ME: I'll Be rite back.... takes a roll of duck tape and left
What's the FIRST thing Jester will say to you?	U've been a very naughty girl!!!!! I saw what u did to Vergil and i'm gonna tell!!!!!! Metakes out a rocket launcher
What's the LAST thing Jester will ever say?	Please don't shoot me!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!! I won't tell a soul!!!!! Promise!!!!! ME: Die Bastard!!!!!!!!!!
DATE	Sunday, October 15th 2006 - 01:33:13 AM

NAME	Rose
E-MAIL	spardagirl@hotmail.com
What's the FIRST thing Dante will say to you?	Hi there ^^
What's the LAST thing Dante will ever say?	I give up
What's the FIRST thing Vergil will say to you?	I need more power
What's the LAST thing Vergil will ever say?	I love my little brother
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