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| What... is your name?: | Dysonsphere |
| What.... is your Quest?: | Holy Red Potato |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | think brick |
| E-mail address: | john@playligh.demon.co.uk |
| Comments: | We will kill all the yellow spuds for the Reds will rule |
| What... is your name?: | Jon Meyer |
| What.... is your Quest?: | what things do you ? |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | 500 miles per hr. |
| E-mail address: | johnmeyer7@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I would like to let you know to keep up the good work. |
| What... is your name?: | jessica |
| What.... is your Quest?: | to find the holy grail |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | what? i don't know *screams while being tossed of the bridge* |
| E-mail address: | cowsrcool6577015@aol.com |
| Comments: | i love the naked potato... |
| What... is your name?: | Boomer or Spike or James the other brother of Jeff |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To sail the Caribbean |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | 240 kilometers an hour when shot out of my potato howitzer |
| E-mail address: | teaguesailor12@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I miss my brother as I know you all do too. I know that we all have to deal with this tragedy in our own unique way, but it is a huge comfort to see he was so loved and thought of. That he was seen for his gifts not his trespasses and will be remembered as a genius type who taught many, made many think "not so white bread" makes me proud to be his brother. Thanks to all of you for loving and helping him when he needed.
James Patrick Kelly (Spike or Boomer) Brother of Jeff Brother of Joe |
| What... is your name?: | Boomer or Spike or James the other brother of Jeff |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To sail the Caribbean |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | 240 kilometers an hour when shot out of my potato howitzer |
| E-mail address: | teaguesailor12@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I miss my brother as I know you all do too. I know that we all have to deal with this tragedy in our own unique way, but it is a huge comfort to see he was so loved and thought of. That he was seen for his gifts not his trespasses and will be remembered as a genius type who taught many, made many think "not so white bread" makes me proud to be his brother. Thanks to all of you for loving and helping him when he needed. |
| What... is your name?: | geocities.com/rememberingjeffkelly |
| What.... is your Quest?: | Remembering Jeff |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | Depends upon the arm that wields it |
| E-mail address: | rememberingjeffkelly@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Thought to let those who mourn the Potato Prophet that there is another memorial website as well, one that has already posted a link to this one in the hopes that trading links will encourage his wider fame and veneration.
http://www.geocities.com/rememberingjeffkelly All peace and joy in the New Year. |
| What... is your name?: | The Devils Advocate of Frying |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To fry with The Holy Prophet |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | Damn Fast |
| E-mail address: | raverlord2000@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Listening to The Prophet form a religon based on a mis-inturpitation of a sign can lead any one after many a beer to belive Hell thats a great Idea.
The Gods Only Know what kind of havoc you are causing already in that great camp ground in the sky, but at least ya got the rest of us Evil-No-Goodnicks a slot near ya so we may drink till we cant walk and free the pigs in the petting zoo. Mr Wiggly |
| What... is your name?: | The Devils Advocate of Frying |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To fry with The Holy Prophet |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | Damn Fast |
| E-mail address: | raverlord2000@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Listening to The Prophet form a religon based on a mis-inturpitation of a sign can lead any one after many a beer to belive Hell thats a great Idea.
The Gods Only Know what kind of havoc you are causing already in that great camp ground in the sky, but at least ya got the rest of us Evil-No-Goodnicks a slot near ya so we may drink till we cant walk and free the pigs in the petting zoo. Wiggly |
| What... is your name?: | Beth |
| What.... is your Quest?: | to remember Jeff Kelly, the Potato Prophet |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | Not as fast as Jeff's unfettered spirit |
| Comments: | Jeff Kelly, The God Pan, the Potato Prophet, is dead. He left this world, seeking the wider body of life, at the beginning of December.
Good Night, Sweet Prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest... I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. ~ Jack London ~ There was more to Jeff Kelly than any other human being I know: more vigor, more laughter, more adventure and excitement… more of everything. Clearly what none of us understood was that there was more pain as well. Jeff’s inner life was an astonishingly broad, stark and beautiful landscape, with all manner of terrain – much of it rocky and more difficult for him to navigate than any of us knew. Near the end of his journey, though, he had discovered what made him wonderful, and was able to find a way to share that with more people than he ever could have known. We will all be forever grateful to have known the bright, mercurial comet of a man who blazed through all of our lives and left us altered in ways we have yet to discover. He was so utterly amazing that the terrible pain we feel now, the lifetime of missing him was worth the time he was here to bless our lives. I give my sorrow to him freely. Let not your grief be measured by his worth, for then your sorrow will have no end. -Shakespeare Then Almitra spoke, saying, "We would ask now of Death." And he said: You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when he stands before the king whose hand is to be laid upon him in honour. Is the shepherd not joyful beneath his trembling, that he shall wear the mark of the king? Yet is he not more mindful of his trembling? For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? And what is to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered? Only when you drink from the river of silence shall you indeed sing. And when you have reached the mountain top, then you shall begin to climb. And when the earth shall claim your limbs, then shall you truly dance. - Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet |
| What... is your name?: | Joe Kelly |
| What.... is your Quest?: | TO LOVE AS I AM LOVED |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | incomprehensable |
| E-mail address: | joekelly@usfamily.net |
| Comments: | Unable to grasp just how profoundly and truly loved he was, unable to believe that he was truly a good man,
Jeffrey Daniel Kelly, A brother, a son, a friend, a genius, the Prophet of the Potato, took his own life in the last week of November, 2004. I will always love you my brother. I will forever miss you Joe Kelly |
| What... is your name?: | Joe Kelly |
| What.... is your Quest?: | TO LOVE AS I AM LOVED |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | incomprehensable |
| E-mail address: | joekelly@usfamily.net |
| Comments: | Unable to grasp just how profoundly and truly loved he was, unable to believe that he was truly a good man,
Jeffrey Daniel Kelly, A brother, a son, a friend, a genius, the Prophet of the Potato, took his own lifein hte last week of November, 2004. I will always love you my brother. I will forever miss you Joe Kelly |
| What... is your name?: | Mindy |
| What.... is your Quest?: | to cure my boredom induced stupor |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | -666 |
| E-mail address: | insaneblueperson@nirvanaweb.com |
| Comments: | This is a lovely sight devoted to the worshipped potato. |
| What... is your name?: | Ingrid |
| What.... is your Quest?: | Hi Megh! |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | *burp* |
| E-mail address: | ingabird@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I see you added the Colcannon song! I had that sone stuck in my head for a week not long ago all because of the day Becca made it at cottage this past faire. It's so nice to finally be able to read all the words and know what it is I'm singing. I miss you, love. Please pass hugs on to all. Jeff and I are having fun, but we look forward to seeing friends from home sometime. You are always welcome out here!
Much love, Ingrid |
| What... is your name?: | Lil' Tater |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To join Reds and Russets in complete harmony |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | 66 mph |
| E-mail address: | djmiliotis@msn.com |
| Comments: | "It was the Spanish conquistadores who discovered potatoes while stealing the Inca's gold and brought them back to Europe in 1534. The Incas had been cultivating and worshiping the potato (some 4000 varieties!) since about 3000 B.C. The Andean people have given the tuber regal status because of its sustaining powers and still worship it today." --- Joie Warner, (All The Best Potatoes) |
| What... is your name?: | Brother Mark |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To Spread the word of the potato to our far-flung bretheren |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | That better be a game of potato ball..No needless wasting of potatoes shall occur. |
| E-mail address: | mchristopherson@mn.rr.com |
| Comments: | The Benediction of the Spud :
The Spud Feed you and Fill you The Spud make his steam to waft upon you, and be pleasing unto you The spud lift up his condiments towards you, and give you peas. In the name of the Tuber, and of the Spud, and of the Tater Spirit, Amen. Go now, and do the work of the Spud. |
| What... is your name?: | Phil O'Parker |
| What.... is your Quest?: | to find the perfect potato |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | 23 ft per sec |
| E-mail address: | phil.parker@xtra.co.nz |
| Comments: | My Celtic heritage has led me on the quest for the perfect spud - "La Tubera Perfecta" the Holy Grail of Hibernia, the cornerstone of Irish culture and cuisine. |
| What... is your name?: | Sir Nobtis |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To Thank you |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | about 75 mph |
| E-mail address: | nobtis5@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | You have a great site! You are also very pretty...I loved your costumes. Take care. |
| What... is your name?: | I speak for the julieanites |
| What.... is your Quest?: | to spread the word |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | you throw potatoes?!!!! |
| Comments: | We are the oldest sect of the great potato and it
seems we are a forgotten lot. So i am here to tell you all that we were present at the begining and that we shall be there at the end. we see and know more than any of you could possibly know, and in just a few short months we will shall let some of our knowledge be know. For we are the julieanites and in the future as in the past we shall always be. |
| What... is your name?: | Gnocci - Co-Cleric of the Julienneites & Speaker of the Spud Spirit |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To lead the Children of the Spud from the darkness of obscurity the the blessed light of uncertainty. |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | What is the speed of the laughter of a child ? - Instantaneous & free ... unless he doesn't get the joke.... then it's non-existant. |
| E-mail address: | gypsy.wind@juno.com |
| Comments: | Child of the spud, you have done well. Through trials
untold and privies unnumbered you have fought your way here to stand at the forefront of the information age, Spud in hand, in hopes of bringing the light of the Holy Tuber (tm) to the masses. fear not, young condimentarian, your knighthood awaits. though few trials are left, they shall be the ones truely remembered and fought for. soon, never again will the absurd question be asked... "You want fries with that?" for the answer will be obvious. "The Spud is already with me." We await more pictures and writings of the spud with untold ammounts wholesome goodness. Fear no weevil, for the Spud is with you. From the desk of -Gnocci- Co-Cleric of the Juliennites (Knoble was unavailable for comment) and Speaker of the Spud Spirit |
| What... is your name?: | Lucky 13 |
| What.... is your Quest?: | www.pulanamipuppets.com |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | absolutely irrelavent |
| E-mail address: | lucky13@pulanamipuppets.com |
| Comments: | As one of the first to witness the great miracle on the
bug, and the creator of the the first holy potato altar, I am honored that the spirit and faith of the Naked Potato still lives to this day. Wonderful job. |
| What... is your name?: | Kenrick of the Peasants? |
| What.... is your Quest?: | I seek the Spud |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | African or European? (some things cant change) |
| E-mail address: | seth1313@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | great job on the Spud stuff Keep it up and soon we'll be
monitered by countless government agencies. Hail Spud |
| What... is your name?: | Emily Baldwin (Malison) |
| What.... is your Quest?: | write the Holy bible of Spud |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | that depends on the potato |
| E-mail address: | strange_bananas@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hail Spud! |
| What... is your name?: | Sean Larson a.k.a. Ian Cauley |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To further the word of the Great Naked Potato |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | Depends on how hard it's being thrown |
| E-mail address: | sinfinity@mindless.com |
| Comments: | Po-ta-to.... po-ta-to....
Fries and chips and vodka, yum. Po-ta-to.... po-ta-to |
| What... is your name?: | Scott: The other co-founder of the Ones Who Say Potahto |
| What.... is your Quest?: | To serve the Spud! |
| What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen potato?: | What do you mean? An Idaho or a Red Russet potato? |
| E-mail address: | kooscott@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Yay! The word of the spud has reached the masses!
Keep up the good work on the site. Hail Spud! |