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| Name: | andrew |
| Comments: | priceless rice rant. I can tell you... that's how everyone feels, including those of us who tune cars and actually know what we're doing. It's fun to pull up to riced out cars in a nice clean honda and just have a good laugh... there's no need to even race... because my mother's mini van circa 1995 could rip it a new asshole |
| Name: | Johnatan |
| E-mail address: | john@gmail.com |
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| Name: | Jason |
| E-mail address: | mapmaker1977@yahoo.com |
| Favorite Food: | Pad Thai, at the moment |
| Comments: | Creative site... well done. Love the quotes. Here's another one for ya "Conformists die, but heretics live forever" Elbert Hubbard.
Your Canada bit was funny, but I had to keep reminding myself it was satire. As someone who spent two years there, I'm somewhat sensitive to mockery of their money and institutions, and for cryin' out loud, venture out beyond Clifton-figgin-Hill. |
| Name: | Jake |
| E-mail address: | vwbax@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | chicken |
| Comments: | funny website ! I read the archives for almost an hour!
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| E-mail address: | indianacanada@yahoo.com |
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| Favorite Food: | Beaver |
| Comments: | Very funny, I like your canadian beer bit. |
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| Favorite Food: | taters |
| Name: | Karla |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.roundway.net |
| Favorite Food: | Greets from the big apple thought your site was cool, karla |
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| Name: | Dieter Ehrmann |
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| Comments: | Sitting in front of my screen and wanted to greet the rest of you |
| Name: | Observant |
| E-mail address: | yeahright@upyours.com |
| Favorite Food: | Guinness |
| Comments: | Are you making up for a small penis? Wow.. you certainly do have a lot of time on your hands... maybe you should find a life instead? Sure do pick on those Cavaliers, eh? I agree.. some of them are pretty fucking disgusting... but I doubt they look like that anymore... some of those pics are 6 or 7 years old! Update the site dude... oh yeah, and get some original content too.. I've seen those same pics on like 5 other sites before. |
| Name: | Josh(not chef Josh) |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.chefjosh.com |
| Favorite Food: | fried rice? |
| Comments: | Nice web site. Anyone who insults chef Josh on his "rice" article is a idiot. What is the point of oversized wings on cars that won't even go over 120? Some may say it is cool but when you really think about it, you reallize it is just a waste of money. If you look at all the peolpe who put down Josh's thoughts, you will find that they were very immatue. Like the guy that wrote you suck over and over. What did that accmplish? You may think because everone looks at your car it is cool. I look at riced out cars but notbecause they are cool, but because I am wondering what the owner was thinking. If you own a riced out car you just want to fit in. You want everyone to think your 3000 dollar car is worth 30000. It really doesn't work. All i think about is what you could have bought with the 200 dollars you spent on euros for an american or japaneese car. Another stupid thing to do is put a muffler with a 5 or 6" tip on you car so it will sound "good". Now when I pull up with my vw everyone thinks i am a tuner. If you want a nice sounding car get a cam and borla exhaust you idiots. You can tell a racer from a ricer buy how they talk about their cars. While a ricer would be talking about chrome and lights, a racer would be talking about coilovers and engine mods. For you people who will get offended by this because you have a riced out fast car, you are idiots too. Think about what you could have bought with the money. If you want a good cheap car, look at the older vws. |
| Name: | Fred |
| E-mail address: | Your moms asshole@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | your sisters pussy |
| Comments: | I would like to say one thing.... Chef Josh i belive is time for you to go look for friends and who knows maybe one day when you finally hit puberty you might actually find a girlfriend. is ovious that you need one, YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YYOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK OU SUCK YYOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK OU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU FAT FUCKER!!!!!!!! AND QUIT FUCKING YOUR MOM IT MAKES ME SICK!!!!! |
| Name: | cheffy person |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/not_so_different/FoodForSpammers.htm |
| Favorite Food: | Anything! |
| Comments: | I love to eat. |
| Name: | Josh |
| Comments: | You have a very nice site, it is 100% true. I hate those idiots that pull up beside you and rev their stock engine with a huge tip. It makes them feel even dumber when you smoke them at a stop light with your seemingly stock car after they thought their ground effects and wing would help them. I also hate those people with the 6 cly. mustangs. I understand that some of the cars you say are ricers have nice engines and and are really fast cars, but why screw up a nice car with graphics, a over weight stereo system, and ground effects? I say everyone should just get a German made car and be happy. |
| Name: | LWRDR2 |
| Favorite Food: | pussy juice |
| Comments: | Get your head out of your ass and wake up. You want to bash KIA's Weren't you around 10 years ago when honda boys were working on their cars. Would you have bashed them as well. I just think that your jealous since your probably driving mom's minivan of begging dad for the Taurus. Grow up.
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| Name: | the bully |
| E-mail address: | your fucken dumb |
| Favorite Food: | pussy |
| Comments: | after i read this ,im inpress on how stupid you are , you probably dont got friends huh?, i think you should lose some wait and get laid ,that would probably make your life a little better or get a job instead of doing stupid things like this , but hey , its your fuck up life ,peace out |
| Name: | stickin up for every one u put down. |
| E-mail address: | upyours.com |
| Favorite Food: | crap like u!!!! |
| Comments: | Here's what everyone thinks about u!!!
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Tennessee, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.! P.P.S.: That means you can go fly a kite and take a long walk off a short pier. And while we are at it, You're one brick shy of a load, you aren't operating with a full deck, you're out to sea without a rudder or a sail, you're dimwitted, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, nor are you the sharpest knife in the drawer, and you're not the brightest bulb in the box. You don't have both oars in the water. You are a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic, a few beers short of a six pack, and a few beans short of a burrito. You have few too many lights out on your Christmas tree. You have had a few too many tackles without a helmet. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. It's hard to believe you beat 100,000 other sperm. Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor and you're one fry short of a Happy Meal. You are playing a guitar with no strings. The gates are down, and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming, and you are a crazy ignoramus who has absolutely no respect for anyone. Get a life! |
| Name: | professorbenway |
| E-mail address: | till_13@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | barley/hops |
| Comments: | you are an amazing thinker. you are working on the cutting edge with articles about "ricers" and how to hate on people who have nicer cars than you. and such wonderful redundancy of the word "uber". how original.
how about doing something truly unique, like producing a vidography of your own suicide. now that would be worth a bit of server space. have a nice day |
| Name: | Anonymous |
| Comments: | Your site is just a rip of of beaterz.com. This web site sucks, and you people don't make their cars JUST for performance, they give them their own custom look because the owner likes it that way. The way you like your cars is completely different from the newer generations. You have to realize that, so stay out of other people's business. |
| Name: | WeBMaStaGleN |
| E-mail address: | webmastaglen@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/ddfreestyle/main |
| Favorite Food: | Ric e and fried chicken. |
| Comments: | Your rice "RICER" article is quite amusing. But the only reason it is amusing is the simple fact that the cars that you are reffering to are very poorly done. Being a proclaimed "ricer" I feel that you should not bash all ricers because it their style. But bash the "wanna-be ricers" for thier efforts into making a low budget japanese vehicle such as: Toyota Tercel, Toyota Corolla, Kia Sophia ect. into street demons. Or I would even bash the domestics for trying to look like imports. The other day I've seen a Ford Taurus with a double stacked aluminum wing (not even an apr). Now thats ridiculus. I own a 1997 Mitusbishi Eclipse GSX. And im a ricer. But does my car look like the cars you have posted? Or does my car have a crazy bodykit from JT Autostyle? No. But my car does have potential and I am proud of what i created. I am a ricer and im proud to be a ricer. But please dont bash all ricers because their are 2 types of ricers. The ricers that know what their doing and the ricers that dont. It seems to me that you refer all ricers that they don't know what they are doing. w.m.g. |
| Name: | BOB |
| E-mail address: | BOB@BOB.COM |
| Favorite Food: | BOB"S PIZZA |
| Comments: | Look buddy, Personally I think you are a loser, and you are most jealous of people who modify their cars. The reason for this being the fact that you have a shitty car and don't have the money to do nice things to it. The cars one your site have no reason to be bashed. People have gone out of their way to spend countless hours and money on the cars. If you have no appreciation for them, then you have no appreciation for cars in general. Again I say, that you sir are a loser and the only person that looks dumb is YOU!
Chef Josh is an ASS! |
| Name: | Mark V |
| E-mail address: | DJKUNFIADO2@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | it's all good |
| Comments: | THIS SITE IS REAL FUNNY...I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED THE WHOLE RICER TOPIC. SOOO TRUE MAN! I GOT FRIENDS LIKE THAT AND MY CAR SHARES A FEW OF THOSE. I'LL BE VISITING THIS SITE OFTEN AND I GOTS TO SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS. THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE IT AND HATE. THAT'S WHAT I CAN'T WAIT FOR...THE REACTION...MAYBE THEY WILL LOSE THE 11FT WING!! HAHA |
| Name: | Physics Girl |
| E-mail address: | physex_girl@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | red meat |
| Comments: | yo, submit to GDT, you're writing's sweet and it'd fit in perfectly. ha, way to piss of the silly canadians. rock on! |
| Name: | canadian |
| E-mail address: | rfarquharson@trentu.ca |
| Favorite Food: | creme caramel |
| Comments: | I wish to thank you for your thoughts on Canada. For some time after Afganistan retailiated against American arrogance, I have felt bad about the international dislike for Americans, and the endless jokes made of their lack of education and worldliness. Now, I feel great as you have proved to me that we (the rest of the world) were indeed correct in our impressions. However, while you are rallying the moronic American troops with your idiotic propoganda, you might want to think about teaching some truths. Canadians do not love haunted houses.......those are in place in Niagara Falls to entertain American tourists. You would be hard pressed to find such tackiness anywhere else in Canada. The Cavalier is considered a cheap car..........much like Niagara Falls is considered a cheap place. The beer is better (many Americans have attested to this), and does not consist of only the Molson and Labatt breweries.
Canadians have never feared becoming an American state. There is no need. That again is only American arrogance. Your geographical and cultural ignorance is saddening. I do hope that you are only in high school, and that the years ahead will teach you more about the more interesting countries in the world. Realistically, you should not judge an entire country on a tourist trap. Would you want us to think that all of America is like Orlando? I met a girl from Orlando who had a 4.0 average.......she thought Germany was a continent. |
| Name: | Nick |
| Favorite Food: | pie |
| Comments: | the best part about publishing your OPINIONS on a website is that some pissed foreigners will post angry messages in your guestbook. but thats cool cause we need a little humor every once in a while
-loved the site, keep up the great work! |
| Name: | Brett |
| E-mail address: | SurfDragon2004@netscape.net |
| Favorite Food: | hamburger |
| Comments: | this is a great site, i own a 93 ford probe gt and get made fun of my civic owners who have slower and smaller cars than my DOHC V6 24valve Ford. Ive beat a number of suped of cars and my car is completly stock! maybe its the driver of the car which determines the outcome, either way rice burners suck and my school is filled to the top with em. Good thing for me im not gay and i didnt buy a honda. |
| Name: | s |
| E-mail address: | e |
| Comments: | ur a fuck. u hav no idea wat looks good or not. neone can do watever the hell they want to their car. ur jus jealous u dont hav the money to fix up a car. get a life |
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| E-mail address: | zero@mail.rit.edu |
| Favorite Food: | 74c05 |
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| Name: | Steve Sankey |
| E-mail address: | sankey@mail.rit.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.rit.edu/~fmb3684/owned/owned.html |
| Favorite Food: | Chicken Quesadillas |
| Comments: | Hi,
My name's steve... I'm around 5'9" 230lbs I don't have a job, I don't go to school... I pretty much just sit around all day being fat and molesting our cat. I like Chicken Quesadillas ALOT! I'm a nice guy... please have sex with me!!! |
| Name: | Air Tiger |
| E-mail address: | dogjerkysac@sankey |
| Favorite Food: | Capitan Ball Sac Crunch |
| Comments: | Los Canadians chupan los juevos animales. Viva la nueva jersey! |
| Name: | Proud Canadian |
| Comments: | I though People from Quebec were ignorant, but then I talked to some Americans and they definitely took the cake!
You're pretty fucken ignorant too! |
| Name: | ertert |
| E-mail address: | ertertert |
| Homepage URL: | http://erte |
| Favorite Food: | rtert |
| Comments: | ertertertertertertertertertertertertert |
| Name: | proud canadian |
| Comments: | YOU SUCK, pathetic pig |
| Name: | Clint |
| Favorite Food: | hard cock |
| Comments: | Yo, I know I've signed this before, but on the real...that katie bitch can get it hardcore. oooooweeeee |
| Name: | Kaityln |
| Comments: | You have a great site set up here and I can't help but keep coming back to see what's new. |
| Name: | Sheri Dirrigl |
| E-mail address: | sdirrigl@maine.rr.com |
| Comments: | Dear Josh,
Notice I used the informal punctuation because I have known you since you were in diapers! Your web site is indeed a "site to behold!" Our computers are down here at work so I thought I would take this opportunity to tell you that you web work is great. Your witty, sardonic,and cynical(thank you, thesaurus) conversation show your extreme intelligence - something your family has always known - and I imagine reap heaps(how poetic)of criticisms from the less intelligent creatures surfing the web. Continue your forthright, thought (and other) provoking ideas and soliquies (?spelling). You are the best! Love, Your Auntie |
| Name: | Cory |
| E-mail address: | randomwit@shaw.ca |
| Favorite Food: | The kind you eat |
| Comments: | Funny bit about Canada, I am from Canada myself. A little further north and west. Edmonton to be exact, I just got this magical device you Americans call a "Computer" and I thought I would check out your site.
I see our smoke screen deterred you. I really should not be telling you this, but we just put that stuff there, because for some reason that is what Americans seem to want to see. We do not want you coming any further north because you will see the truth about us. But I don't think I will go any further into that. ;) |
| Name: | Charles in Charge |
| Favorite Food: | jam |
| Comments: | Surrender your balloon knot, for I am in charge. |
| Name: | roommate again |
| Favorite Food: | extra penis |
| Comments: | Excellent work pissing off those canadaians. It's always fun when they try to defend canada.
canada sucks you homo-bots |
| Name: | Luke |
| E-mail address: | fdsafds@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ricedcars.cjb.net/ |
| Favorite Food: | Anything |
| Comments: | Great site |
| Name: | Amanda |
| E-mail address: | PhuckYou@punkmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://rebelrose.net/shorty |
| Comments: | Hey, Josh! Rockin site, I love the way you write. Fuck all those people who dis you. |
| Name: | Salene |
| E-mail address: | salene@alaskan-malamute-dogs.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.alaskan-malamute-dogs.com |
| Comments: | Your work on this site is very good! |
| Name: | Justin |
| E-mail address: | kerrjust@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | You fucking stupid ignorant yank. After all our country did for yours after sept.11 you dare fuckin trash on us. we sent thousands of volunteers to dig dead American bodies out of the world trade center as a sign of humanity and respect for your country. It is fucked up inbreds like you who make all americans look stupid. You know nothing about our country, and because of this you jump to insane conclusions and make dumb shit up. All throughout school in Canada we learn all about your country, your political system, geography, everything. We probably know more about your country than you do. I love living in Canada. I love looking out my window and seeing mountains. I love being able to walk down my street whenever I want without worrying about getting shot or having an airplane crash because I pissed off some crazy fucker with my pure ignorance. Next time before you run your redneck mouth off consider what Canada has done for your country over the past six months. |
| Name: | brad |
| Comments: | heres my story about my trip to america. i drove into a city named buffalo (origional). it was falling apart and dirty and infested with crime. I got to the hick states and saw a brother and sister having sex. I was disgusted so i returned home for a canadian beer just before a plane slammed into the buildings around me.
FUCK AMERICA! |
| Name: | phil |
| E-mail address: | dont worry |
| Favorite Food: | your mom |
| Comments: | hey fuck you man! Just because you are American dosen't gice you the right to attempt to make fun of Canada. In your little story you say how you have never been past Clifton Hill in Canada and yet you still judge it. Typical American ignorance. "My country is better than yours so I do not need to know anything about it." That attitude will get you very far in life. You only care about what immediately affects you. Ever wonder why a plane wasn't run into our buildings. |
| Name: | Me |
| E-mail address: | stelllar@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | Yankee teenage chops |
| Comments: | Well, for one, did any of you yanks finish highschool, because you can speill reeeely gud. And why wouldn't we ask you if you have weapons? Take a look at your terrorist track record. Why the hell would we want to take any chance on something like that? And for those of you in certain states; what the hell is 'yall'? Eh? ;)
I think it's 'abooot' time for you people to get your head out of your ass and stay where you belong. If you don't like it, why come? Is that all you have for entertainment? I know that this message will be tossed out out of ignorance, but whatever. Oh, what's with the ricer shit? Let me ask you something, what do you drive? |
| Name: | Joolie |
| Favorite Food: | cheese |
| Comments: | You are a sexy muffin!!! |
| Name: | Kirt |
| Homepage URL: | http://unix.csuchico.edu/~kl75 |
| Favorite Food: | hamburger puree |
| Comments: | Josh, I love the site. You have a wonderful writing style. Hilarious. |
| Name: | Osama Bin Ladin |
| Comments: | FUCK U JOSH. U INBRED AMERICAN COCKSUCKER. SEPT 11TH WAS FUNNY. ALL AMERICANS SHOULD DIE. |
| Name: | Allison |
| E-mail address: | the_devils_cabana_girl@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ct3/allieac123/start |
| Favorite Food: | deviled eggs!! :-D |
| Comments: | heyz! crazy bitch sick site, yo! ahaha!! i liked the x-mas reindeer humping each other...very enlightening. great site! i really enjoyed it. in case you are wondering, i'm one of leann's friends, and larry goes out with leann, and she says that you are friends with larry...and larry has puppies!! larry labs! LARRY LABS!! ok! yay! unless she was lying about this whole thing...she could be...but i doubt it, cuz at least you know seena, cuz you have his icons and all, and larry is friends with seena, and leann has met seena, cuz he is supposed to be friends with larry...so...YEAH!! YAHOO!! :-D Have a LOVERLY DAY!! :-D
~Al :-D |
| Name: | "The Chinese Girl |
| E-mail address: | prplemoonbeam@go.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.fragile.com/Ginnie/ |
| Favorite Food: | salt and pepper lobster |
| Comments: | Hey, ChefJosh!!! I'm your biggest fan, b/c you are soooooo awesome. I wanna party with you all the time!!!!...Like we are now. :-D Visit me in Boston!!! Bye Valentine!!!
"The Chinese Girl" |
| Name: | Maria |
| E-mail address: | knnl333@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | Cake |
| Comments: | Chef Josh you're such a sweetheart, why can't I find a guy like you? Oh, and your webpage kicks ass too. I hope a guy treats me on valentines just the way you suggest. Call me. |
| Name: | Larry |
| E-mail address: | bluefire88@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | Pizza |
| Comments: | Hey bud! Just wanted to say hi and your page kicks ass. I have all new stupid things to say with your stupidity generator. later! |
| Name: | Clay |
| Comments: | I thought that, even though you made some good points on your site, it was very gay. You call it a ricer site, yet there are hardly any ricers on your site. You gripe about all these things but 80% fo your pictures are of damn cavaliers. These arent even true ricers. Overall i thought that this was a cheap imitation of a ricer site. |
| Name: | kristine |
| E-mail address: | krisc400@netscape.net |
| Favorite Food: | anything Italian |
| Comments: | great page hun:) i enjoyed my visit:) |
| Name: | C Rotes Bawla (Adam) |
| E-mail address: | Heyadam80@aol.com |
| Comments: | Oh Baby Girl!! Wow! What a weekend north of the border. Josh, it was great meeting you and sharin our now "universalness" with you. Big up to my boyz D and C-Dice for making this one of the best birthday's ever. Seena, glad you and josh could get up with us for a night! All we do is show up at mint'z and have girls flock to our laps, throw us t-shirts and wrestling tickets...hehe. Anyway, thanks for the weekend guys, more good times to come. And that would be "GAME". |
| Name: | D to da double E |
| E-mail address: | kleinebraun@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Holla!!!!!! Big up to Chef Josh and Pace Picante for gettin up wit da boyz from dirty jerzey north of the border. Hell ya we were universal. No suprise tho, we attract yatches and break necks wherever we go. Thats how we do, and we know no other way. No better way to kick it for C-Rotes' birthday than in style at a quality establishment like Mints. It was a hot night, and be sure there are more to come. Until then, stay up bawlaz. From everyone here in SB, includin the sweet mami's holdin it down at Tree Farm Road, Hunz, and the rest of the film crew, one love. D |
| Name: | Clint |
| E-mail address: | c-dice@BigDogBallingOutOfControl.com |
| Favorite Food: | Applebee's Chicken Parm from Canada |
| Comments: | OOOOOWEEEEEE. All we do is bounce on checks at Applebee's, run shit at Mintz, loke out, and get inebriated as fuck. Believe me when I say we are global, perhaps even universal. With that being said...Cool article about our adventures up north. It was good seeing you again. I hope you had a good time expanding your globality with us. I'll have to come up to rochester soon, so that we can run shit there. All in all, getty is a major slut. Neda on all fours. Oh sweetheart, you're gorgeous, oh oooweee. 100s, I'm out. |
| Name: | Anthony |
| E-mail address: | ricebeaterzchief@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/ricebeaterz |
| Favorite Food: | Spaghetti |
| Comments: | I love the site. Finally someone who is able to pull off the connection between ricers and the food rice without being too clichè. If you're "in the neighborhood", jump on over to Rice Beaterz! |
| Name: | Be Bop |
| Favorite Food: | PizzA |
| Comments: | Funny Rice site, bout time somebody puts something up. I agree with everything, exepct for the body kits part.. everything else made me laugh soo hard. Love the site, keep up the hard work.. |
| Name: | D. C. Shannon |
| E-mail address: | dt_shannon@cogeco.ca |
| Favorite Food: | stolen sandwiches |
| Comments: | Dear: Mr Chef As the function of the spoiler is to increase the downforce on the drive wheels to increase traction, wouldn't the logical place for a spoiler on a ricer car be on the hood. Directly over the drive wheels. I believe that models such as the JST Mach III are a practical for this application as the driver could then watch the road between the upper and lower spoilers. Just a thought, love your stupidity generator. P.S. I like cheese |
| Name: | Kris |
| E-mail address: | kristin@spasticcheese.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.spasticcheese.net |
| Favorite Food: | potatoes |
| Comments: | There's times when I wish I had a witty comment to say. This is one of them. I guess I will just stick to the fact that your site kicks ass, and I enjoyed reading it. You're like smart. And shit. Kris |
| Name: | tc |
| E-mail address: | toshiro.kida@yale.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/sykoze |
| Favorite Food: | chef josh's cookies! |
| Comments: | where the hell do you find all this weird shit that you stick in your links and i liked your cam better as the live eclect-o-cam. |
| Name: | Lara |
| E-mail address: | lara584@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://virtue.nu/lara26 |
| Favorite Food: | Pizza. |
| Comments: | Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Oh, but it's Josh, and I don't really love you, though I do have a crush on your mind. By the way, I'm Asian, and ricers still suck massive camel balls. The end. |
| Name: | cavalier owner |
| E-mail address: | phatporkchop@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | fun yuns |
| Comments: | i think your site is SHIT....all of those cars are cavaliers and whats the point of having a stock car when u car be creative and do what u like with it ... there are alot more rice hondas and other imports so get some of those nice looking cavs off and put some shitty import rice instead .. ok ? |
| Name: | cavalier owner |
| Favorite Food: | fun yuns |
| Name: | Andy |
| E-mail address: | Andy4406@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Ricers say they do what they do because it's "cheap" That's a laugh. I paid $900 for a car with a 7.2 liter 440 with a holley four barrel. I can burn and ricers out there cause they don't got what I got, DISPLACEMENT. They can through whatever carbon fiber crap they want to on their cars and put on a turbo the size of their head and I will still beat them. |
| Name: | Chris |
| E-mail address: | Rider696969@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | Fried RICE |
| Comments: | YOUR GIRL FRIEND MUST HAVE CHEATED ON YOU WITH A RICER HUH?I HAVE 2000STANG(GT)AND THESE RICERS ARENT SOO BAD. WHY YOU HATEN? THEY GET RICER CARS CAUSE ITS CHEAP!CHEAP LOOK THAT LOOK GOOD(SOME)AND,CHEAP PERFORMANCE. ITS FUNNY TO A 2CY ENGINE THAT SMOKES A 10CY ENGINE.I DONT KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT THERE V-TEC WORKS. AND ITS ALL LITTLE TEENAGERS THAT GET IT FOR THEIR FIRST CAR. YOU MUST SOME REALLY REALLY OLD GRAND PA THAT NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE AND SEE WHATS NEW AND !!GET A LIFE MAN!! AND GO COOK SOME FRIED RICE! |
| Name: | Prof Cliver |
| E-mail address: | r_cliver@cast-fc.rit.edu |
| Favorite Food: | seafood |
| Comments: | Nice job. |
| Name: | Morgan Helmen |
| E-mail address: | esoteric@minmail.no |
| Homepage URL: | http://213.179.39.19/ |
| Favorite Food: | Kebab |
| Name: | general election |
| E-mail address: | snib01@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | You are mad. But then everyone is, so it doesn't really matter. |
| Name: | Chef Slightly More Sexier Other Josh |
| Homepage URL: | http://nocougar.org |
| Favorite Food: | turkey flavored Jell-O |
| Comments: | Chef Josh,
I believe that your rant on steralzation is perhaps the most insightful and socially applicable piece of work since the script for A-Busters was written. It is my sincere hope that your words will illuminate the masses and serve as a beacon of hope leading towards a more intellectually enhanced society. |
| Name: | Mom |
| E-mail address: | camptwodogsme@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | choco taco |
| Comments: | Dear Chef Josh....your father and i are a little worried about you, son...love, mom
ps...chef rob's cookies need walnuts |
| Name: | Mom |
| E-mail address: | camptwodogsme |
| Favorite Food: | choco taco's |
| Comments: | Dear Joshua.....your father and i are a little worried about you son......love, mom |
| Name: | Alyssa |
| E-mail address: | ocean1@nc.rr.com |
| Favorite Food: | pancakes |
| Comments: | hey captain obvious. nice page. |
| Name: | stephammie |
| E-mail address: | hammytrue@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/katkis |
| Favorite Food: | baco-s |
| Comments: | I just wanted to say that I giggled like a schoolgirl while
reading your page. Your hypothetical situations and seemed dislike for children is parrelled with my own. Being that I can spit on Canada from the end of my street, I especially enjoyed the "Guide to Canada". The main difference between American Beer and Canadian beer (being beer brought in Canada) is the alchol content. And with that great exchange rate, you can buy all the strippers a beer too. Stephanie, Queen of Not Knowing How to Spell |
| Name: | Heffron |
| E-mail address: | no-replies-please@ameritech.net |
| Favorite Food: | Cranium girl |
| Comments: | Who's the hotgirl at the Cranium table? |
| Name: | Josh (not chef josh, just josh since im not a chef, however i enjoy cookin on occation, especially rice) |
| E-mail address: | JoshToeFu@aol.com |
| Favorite Food: | anything that once had breath |
| Comments: | pretty spankin site. reminds me of the days i spent making
fun of ricers back on grand dads farm.. |
| Name: | Jarrod Blouin |
| E-mail address: | russellspring@cybertours.com |
| Favorite Food: | cheese burgers |
| Comments: | JOSH
nice site great sense of humor see ya |
| Name: | Thleese |
| E-mail address: | kbouaroy@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | none |
| Comments: | you sure do type a lot but thats cool i hope some time we could talk or something well i have to go
love ya always Thleese |
| Name: | Parveen Chander |
| E-mail address: | chanderp@barking-coll.ac.uk |
| Favorite Food: | Samosa |
| Comments: | Hello Josh,
Do you remember me. It's you're auntie Parveen. Your kitchen seems to be doing very well. Many congratulations. Does this mean I get a free meal some time??? - 'Buy-one-get-one-free or 99% discount?? Please e-mail me soon, it will be nice to hear from you. Regards Auntie Parveen |
| Name: | J. |
| E-mail address: | bluepryer@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.jarethzybandesign.nav.to |
| Favorite Food: | Cherry Pie! |
| Comments: | Josh, you are indeed a Godsend, not to mention a consummate picture painter. Everything you said is oh-so-true and I'm glad that there is a site out there saying it.
Those cars are so not cute that it's not even funny. Unless you can spend the kind of money it takes to make one of these damn little rides take on something like a Mustang GT, Camaro Z28, or Jaguar XJ-R than you need to just sit down and shut up. I'm especially someone said something about those annoyingly loud mufflers. Good God they get on my nerves. Our neighbor across the street is a TOTAL ricer, doing everything you said and genrally annoying our entire neighborhood. And he has ricer friends too. We are asking the attorney of our home owner's association if there is some way we can get him out. LOL Keep sticking to those Rice boys and those stupid rides! Oh, I'll send you pics of his car and his friend's cars. |
| Name: | me |
| Comments: | fuck you canuck, and stop raggin on j-body.org, when you get your doubtlessly sweet ass ride in a mag or whatever u can fucking talk, until then, just go drink some more molson, and practice saying "aye?" "buddy?" etc, you fuck. |
| Name: | Clint |
| E-mail address: | clintd81@yahoo.com |
| Favorite Food: | Getty's prime snapper and Glade |
| Comments: | Yeah dude, Seena sent me the link to your site. Pretty cool. Interesting anecdote about the studderer. There should be more "tea" related material though. Allright, g/l w/ all future endeavors. Peace. |
| Name: | D to the double E B the deep roota |
| E-mail address: | rx7r2@home.com |
| Favorite Food: | Getty over Fettucine |
| Comments: | sup...let's here more about that crazy Turkish DJ Seena.
twelve minus four divided by 8 (fuck order of operations)...im out. |
| Name: | skamainiac |
| E-mail address: | zacoithaca@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Food: | peanuts |
| Comments: | yo josh, your site rocks, and what a great review on
Canada. i was there last weekend and couldnt believe all the haunted houses. the place was so cheesy, and had a striking resemblance to the OOB, but what are you gonna do. the ricers need a place to cruise, even in Canada. |
| Name: | Maynard James Keenan |
| E-mail address: | maynard@toolband.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.toolband.com |
| Favorite Food: | tofu burgers |
| Comments: | Hey Josh, slick site. Maybe i'll write a song about your
take on rice. Reading that makes me want to get rid of my modded-up TOOL Civic Type-R. See you at the show next week. Keep on Rockin! MJK |
| Name: | Cosmonaut |
| E-mail address: | jplourde@elon.edu |
| Favorite Food: | CHEESE |
| Comments: | Josh, great site! I'm impressed. Cheers buddy. |
| Name: | kato_k |
| E-mail address: | luckyyou27@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.kato-k-land.cityslide.com |
| Favorite Food: | rice pudding |
| Comments: | oh my DEARSWEET GOD!
what a delicious dish you have created here! congratulations... i'm from dumbrella -- exploding dog board-- and i saw your link on that thing-a-roo are you familiar with chef sprokett from the muppets (i think) he was freaky hee hee i'm highly entertained by your page donnnnn't stop! |
| Name: | Rob Ignatov |
| E-mail address: | rignatov@sprint.ca |
| Homepage URL: | http://pages.sprint.ca/sunbirdgt/s.html |
| Favorite Food: | Tuna Taco |
| Comments: | Great page man. I also hang out at Jbody.org and I notice
alot of rice too. The funny thing is they all deny it. Its too funny. I broke a few rules on my car but what the hell. Keep up the good work and keep us laughing!!! Rice is an attitude, not a car!!! |
| Name: | Kim (Shady) |
| Favorite Food: | Cereal |
| Comments: | Well Josh, this is a pretty cool site. Maybe you could
cook for me some day ;) I like food and I like to eat!!! But you knew that. I will be fat someday, maybe you won't know me then, but you can say "I dated that girl" and maybe you'll be proud of it, but maybe not.....who knows. Rice is good too. I like white rice better than fried rice, but I will eat them both. As for rice cars, they suck! Have a nice day. Take care. :) |
| Name: | Jeff |
| E-mail address: | jammit2k@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://z_tech.homestead.com/z.html |
| Favorite Food: | chef josh's cavalier rice pie |
| Comments: | I love the site! it's actually hilarious. My Z24 is a
small time rule breaker but i feel it's not an excessive rice-ruler. and even if you thought it was, that'd be cool because it's all about opinion and your totally allowed to have yours. Don't worry, i'm not a bitter J-body.org member just one with a sense of humor. |
| Name: | Chef Josh |
| E-mail address: | chefjosh@popstar.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://chefjosh.transgress.org |
| Favorite Food: | Chef Josh Seven Layer Suprise |
| Comments: | Chef Josh signed his own book! |