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Comments:We love you, Rick!

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Tuesday, September 1st 2009 - 08:32:10 PM
Name: Maria
Comments:All the people writing threatening messages need to realize their own hypocrisy.

It was wrong of Sarah Aswell to write her article in a way that people could find this man's identity. I hope she's happy, that as she said at the end of her article, he has to be afraid.
Tuesday, August 4th 2009 - 01:54:41 AM
Name: Hello?
E-mail address: gerardvandegaykrant at gmail dot com
Comments:Richard, are you still alive?
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:What's the difference between Disney movies and Michael Jackson? Disney movies can still touch children.
Thursday, July 2nd 2009 - 08:56:38 AM
Name: Spartan
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Wednesday, December 17th 2008 - 03:00:56 PM
Name: woody
Comments:he called China the "Land of the Chinuts"
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:bugger chewnuts
Tuesday, August 12th 2008 - 10:22:50 PM
Name: woody
Comments:He used to talk about "chinuts"
Friday, June 13th 2008 - 12:40:18 PM
Name: RWM
Comments:I'm back in Massachusetts now with an unlisted telephone number. Those who know me the Amherst and Springfield areas are bound to see me from time to time, though I'm curently not talking much to anybody right now.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:impeckerable
Saturday, June 16th 2007 - 01:04:35 PM
Name: saveourskyline
E-mail address: kevin.mooney@cbs.com
Homepage URL: http://saveourskyline.livejournal.com/1127.html
Comments:I really enjoyed Sarah's articles too, until I started examining them. I found no less than eleven factual problems with her article. Is "Richard" really as psychotic as he seems? What was Sarah's motivation? I've outlined my findings here: http://saveourskyline.livejournal.com/1127.html
Monday, May 14th 2007 - 06:09:54 PM
Name: Juvator
E-mail address: U'd like that wouldn't u :P
Comments:leave this man alone
Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 04:41:43 AM
Name: /b/tard
Comments:I repeat myself.

SMILE. YOU'RE ON CANDID INTERNET.
Thursday, March 22nd 2007 - 07:06:06 AM
Name: michael
E-mail address: mjdardar@yahoo.com
Comments:you people are being ridiculous. even if the duclod guy is a pervert, loser, or any other put-downs you can type, it is an interesting story and situation. i don't know if any of you follow odd interesting stories(even ones before the internet) such as 'shut up little man' in which some college students in san francisco secretly recorded their crazy redneck gay(maybe even duclod) neighbors through the walls of the ex-motel apartment they lived in, but they are amazing. and yeah, this one ended up being a movie, but who cares? it wasn't planned that way. another one was a guy who who sneak into womens dorm rooms and LSU to do the dishes and just 'snuggle' with girls. given this one is a little freaky, it's still way more interesting than which celebrity girl's vagina has been 'accidentally' shown this week. we need more of these odd and eccentric characters around!
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:what are duclods made of?

sugar and spice and everything nice?
or snakes and tails and puppy dog tails?
or all of the above?
Wednesday, March 21st 2007 - 08:38:31 PM
Name: Sunflower
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q. How does a duclod garden?

A. Once outside in the morning and once on the internet at night.
Monday, March 19th 2007 - 08:06:08 PM
Name: BTARD
Comments:DESU DESU DESU DESU
Monday, March 19th 2007 - 01:29:21 PM
Name: lol
E-mail address: haha@gold.com
Comments:wow this guy got owned hard
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods
the bears asks the rabbit: do you have the problem of having shit stick to your fur
no the rabbit responds

so the bear whiped his ass with he rabbit
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 06:36:06 PM
Name: Kibosh
E-mail address: fu@fu.net
Homepage URL: http://fu.net
Comments:Ah the internet isn't it great?
If it is true and you did these things then yes, haha game over you lose, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars..

Therapy, a word you should really embrace...

Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:You were the one acting out seeking attention, now it's yours, enjoy!
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 03:43:48 PM
Name: Lenord
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Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:FRIG YOU!!!!!!
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 10:55:58 AM
Name: seatbeans
E-mail address: smoo@smoo.org
Comments:btw, your java sucks
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 06:46:51 AM
Name: noone
Comments:no one should shave cats
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 03:03:48 AM
Name: Joe Public
E-mail address: example@example.com
Homepage URL: http://www.google.com
Comments:You're one sick, sad excuse for a human. (And BTW, you call yourself a web designer? Goodness, my cat could come up with more professional-looking pages than you!)
Thursday, March 15th 2007 - 01:08:08 AM
Name: duclod
E-mail address: PROBABLY@NOT.VALID
Homepage URL: http://WWW.DUCLODSEXYTIME.COM
Comments:I WANT SOME EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL WHERE CAN I GET SOME? OH I KNOW. THE FAMILY BUSINESS. http://www.mcewen.com/homepage.html
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Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q: How many times do you have to take a joke to far and fuck with people by sending letters and shit.

A: I dont know I'm not a fucking psycho like Robert McEwen.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 10:38:42 PM
Name: Canada Boy
E-mail address: youareall@suckers.net
Homepage URL: http://suckers.net
Comments:This whole story is a scam.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q: How many stories does it take to scam a mob of diggers?
A: One Duclod and a bunch of made up stuff
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 07:57:58 PM
Name: ContentCleaner.com
E-mail address: contentcleaner.com
Homepage URL: http://www.contentcleaner.com
Comments:Remove internet history, duclod!
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 07:55:31 PM
Name: SonOfARAK
Comments:I make frequent trips to arkansas. I am aware of your location, we will meet in the near future.



I am coming for you..........
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 07:30:33 PM
Name: Landon Rohatensky
E-mail address: lesschemical@gmail.com
Comments:Hey! Great site *cough*... I also enjoy farting on cakes.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Many duclod jokes?
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 06:39:42 PM
Name: Due Clod
E-mail address: due@clod.com
Comments:Hey Bisexual man, I am also a bisexual man. Do you want to have bisexual vegetable sex? Mmmmmmmm...
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 06:35:46 PM
Name: fuck you
E-mail address: fuckyou@gmail.com
Comments:fuck youuuuuuuu
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:knock knock



FUCK YOU
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 05:36:20 PM
Name: maximus prime
E-mail address: asdf@gsnail.com
Comments:I think that you are in need of help and you should find it.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 05:36:13 PM
Name: GunOfSod
Comments:Get Help
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 05:28:21 PM
Name: Ally
Homepage URL: http://digg.com
Comments:I hope you get what's coming to you. Maybe you should have spent the last 10 years finding a job instead of making shitty web pages and harrassing people that don't even affect you in any way.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:55:09 PM
Name: The Voice of Reason
Homepage URL: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Random_creepy_messages_terrorize_bisexual_college_students
Comments:Hello my freaky friend... If you're wondering what the hell is going on here, refer to the above link.

Please don't take any threats you may receive seriously. It's just a passing cyber mob... They'll forget about it all soon (unless you end up in Wikipedia).

In any case, I hope you take this lesson to heart. You're simply getting what's been coming to you for a long time. You really can't expect to terrorize hundreds of people for tens of years with your creepy homophobic bullshit without it catching up with you eventually.

Now would be a great time for you to start being honest with yourself - honest with the world. What's wrong? You can't hide it all forever.

You're obviously a tad unsane and need to do some serious work on yourself. You'll probably need some help with that, and I hope for everyone's sake that you seek it.

Just off the top, I can think of a few places you might want to start:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadistic_personality_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia
and of course:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphobia
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:47:59 PM
Name: Heywood Jablowme
E-mail address: hwj@psycho-bi-guy.com
Homepage URL: http://www.psycho-bi-guy.com
Comments:Uh-oh, Rich. Looks like it's time to face the music. Don't forget to bring some chalk to your trial -- so you can mark off the days until you're paroled.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q. Why does a duclod need two prison-issue jumpsuits?

A. One to wear when he's playing the role of the dude, and one to wear when he's playing the role of the chick.

Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:37:42 PM
Name: Robert McEwen
Homepage URL: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Random_creepy_messages_terrorize_bisexual_college_students
Comments:Thousands of people who sort of hate you know exactly where you live. I wonder, monsieur duclod, how does that make you feel? I hope someone does something with that address. You're pretty sick, man. Have a look: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Random_creepy_messages_terrorize_bisexual_college_students
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:32:47 PM
Name: xEnox
E-mail address: <...>@
Comments:The cat eats the beans that were from the dogman and laughs a good laugh on the throne
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:12:17 PM
Name: Jeff
E-mail address: no@way.com
Homepage URL: http://digg.com
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q: Why do Duclods smell flowers?

A: Because you're a fucking asshole who should rot in hell.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 04:04:46 PM
Name: unclod
E-mail address: yeah@right.com
Homepage URL: http://www.digg.com
Comments:You are creepy, and this story is getting BIGGER. You will have much time to explore the male part of your bisexuality in prison.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q: What does a duclod do on a Sunday?
A: Sit in jail.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 03:46:42 PM
Name: Somebody
Comments:So you're the famous duclod guy, huh? Wow. Get a life, man.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:54:35 PM
Name: Maggpie
E-mail address: bob@bob.com
Comments:Time to stop, duclo'd Richard...
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:51:30 PM
Name: haxor the fifth
Comments:YOU CALL YOURSELF A WEB DESIGNER / STALKER / WHATEVER. TAKE A USER-CENTERED WED DEV CLASS AND THEN KILL YOURSELF!
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:43:30 PM
Name: Google Cache
E-mail address: chache@google.com
Comments:Robert W. McEwen
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Tel. (501)-614-9166


look familiar?
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:39:52 PM
Name: JTHM
Comments:Consider yourself dead, my friend.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Your life's work.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:38:40 PM
Name: asshole
E-mail address: shavescats@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://members.aol.com/shavescats/
Comments:douchebag.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 02:12:52 PM
Name: Underdog5004
E-mail address: yourmom@myhouse.com
Comments:Why would you do this sort of thing? Do you just have too much time on your hands, or do you just really need to get laid? Either way, I think that you are a despicable person to prey and feed on other peoples fears.

Go to hell.
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:1st Person: Wanna hear a funny joke?

2nd Person: Absolutely

1st Person: Ok, here it is: a 30 year old web developer who has no life and who questions his own sexuality finds it satisfying to hurt bisexual people, and to put them in fear.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:40:32 PM
Name: aeofinasefkln
E-mail address: youare@faggot.com
Comments:You are a creepy ass son of a bitch, get a fucking life.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:35:42 PM
Name: Your Mama
E-mail address: duclod@duclod.com
Comments:Your life as you know it is over.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:29:49 PM
Name: Duclod
E-mail address: qwert@dodgeit.com
Comments:You are a creepy con of a bitch. Get something better to do than harass people you dick.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:27:47 PM
Name: KanoKono
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:What does a duclod do with his spare time?

Harass people online [you sicko!]
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:14:51 PM
Name: ME
E-mail address: noone@nowhree,org
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:Q. What happens when a duclod is outed?
A. Nothing Much, apparently.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 01:07:17 PM
Name: a
E-mail address: a
Comments:BAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHA....
Some corny, crummy jokes I heard or read recently are as follows:q: Who is a duclot?
a: You.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 12:53:55 PM
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