Tuesday, March 9th 2010 - 03:44:03 AM

Hi, my name is:	Allyson
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	allyson@aol.com
Where you at?:	http://aldeawicca.iespana.es/doxycycline/doxycycline-dose.html
Here's your chance to insult me:	Our partners : asthma is about asthma... trastuzumab cardiotoxicity is about trastuzumab cardiotoxicity... i think the website is great and it is full of info. our site is also very good.
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A supergenius
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Wednesday, February 24th 2010 - 12:50:16 PM

Hi, my name is:	natasha
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	natasha_holywell@bechamail.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	hello all
Who's yer daddy?:	me
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A superhero
Any last words?:	hello all
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Sunday, February 14th 2010 - 02:56:28 AM

Hi, my name is:	Emma
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	emma@terra.com.br
Where you at?:	http://biyoclub.8k.com/fioricet/fioricet-withdrawal.html
Here's your chance to insult me:	Our partners : generic viagra wholesale price is about generic viagra wholesale price... mobic safe is about mobic safe... Pretty nice site, want to see much more on it! :) Congrats on your work. Sorry I wont get to see you at worlds. our site
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A supergenius
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Friday, July 17th 2009 - 10:53:58 PM

Hi, my name is:	Tim
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	gluetrapped@yahoo.com
Where you at?:	http://in the bathroom
What's the meaning of life?:	Life has no meaning
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A tree stump
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Saturday, April 1st 2006 - 08:12:11 AM

Hi, my name is:	Matt Bowman
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	frozenpeas42@hotmail.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Not really sure how I stumbled upon this website...oh yes - the first thing I saw was a pic of u eating bugs and it went on from there...anyway I don't usually leave this kind of messages but its late, i don't want to go to bed yet and I need an excuse to sit here a bit longer...actually I think it is time for bed heh...I think you know you need to go to bed when you write in the guest book of a complete stranger...anyway, nice page - I hope the bugs tasted better than the ones someone made me eat last time I was in Thailand :S
Who's yer daddy?:	Big Daddy the Wrestler/Tennessee Williams character/ type of condiment/Zombie in upcoming Romero flick
What's the meaning of life?:	This is a stupid question
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	John Malkovich
Any last words?:	Life has lots of meaning but none of the above, i hope...its all about the journeys you make.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Saturday, December 11th 2004 - 07:19:20 PM

Hi, my name is:	K.-Y. Francis Pau
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	pau@daddysausagemonkey.net
Where you at?:	http://www.monkeykingdom.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	No way, my dear!!
Who's yer daddy?:	You know who he is
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A superhero
Any last words?:	All guest monkeys who signed this book, better line up for examination by the king of sausagemonkeys. Those of you sausagemonkeykinds are exampted. No ugly monkeys will be denied. The sausagemonkey kindom is commited to the principle of equity, except at the highest ranking, the KING!!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Friday, June 25th 2004 - 03:56:47 PM

Hi, my name is:	Eric Chatfield
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	eric_chatfield@hotmail.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	I spent too much time doing that growing up. Jealousy. Pure, common jealousy. Now I am just jealous of your site. I lack internet access and ability to write the pages, but I intend to remedy both those at some point, at which said time I will tell you where to find me. And now I have enough information to adequately stalk you, after reading this site.
Who's yer daddy?:	Spencer K. Chatfield. And Edward Norton, he is cool.
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	John Malkovich
Any last words?:	We have an amazingly similar taste in movies in music; my first and only real concert I have been to is Matchbox 20 in their 2001 tour with Everclear. And I need your address if I am going to send you movies...I am cleaning some movies out, but bewarned, they are VHS....
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Tuesday, April 6th 2004 - 04:20:58 PM

Hi, my name is:	(gulp) Ken Chung
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	kchung_kaching@yahoo.com
Where you at?:	http://www.liveournal.com/users/kchung_kaching/
Here's your chance to insult me:	OK...24 chocolate covered macadamia nuts in one sitting? Woah. I made it to 18 before I puked, and then wept. What, they never had a chance to fufull their destiny. Those poor, little, brave, yum-tastic confections. Where was I? Oh yeah...something tells me i just opened the door for you to turn the tables on me.
Who's yer daddy?:	mmmmy Pop? Or Yao Ming, but he's younger than me so that would be totally Twilight-Zoney
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Underwear
Any last words?:	I think I just opened the floodgates...i'd better get my trunks. So I followed your suggestion on Oregonlive to Google you and here I am. January...only 6 or 7 more months before I hopefully get deported. I'm not sure it was wise to follow your Pop...how can I even begin to measure up? Ok, REAL last words: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...woah...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Wednesday, January 21st 2004 - 11:36:08 PM

Hi, my name is:	Frank Pau
Here's your chance to insult me:	Happy new year, my dear.
Who's yer daddy?:	Your grandpa.
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A supergenius
Any last words?:	Love to you, your dad, mom and grandma.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Thursday, January 1st 2004 - 08:21:12 PM

Hi, my name is:	Eugene
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	incosic@yahoo.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	wow with a bio like "Google me if you're curious" and a screen name like sausagemonkey "strangely appealing" I thought you would have been more difficult to find =P I happenchanced on you via rottentomatoes, and your bio sounded like a challenge... but ooooohh I was wrong, to have my wit challenged only to realise you're the first result on google.. *sigh* not all of us have enough to fling around
Who's yer daddy?:	what type question is this? an opportunity to insult myself? is that the order? make fun of you then make fun of me?
What's the meaning of life?:	Life has no meaning
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Some other animal
Any last words?:	your last 3 questions... sounds progressional: your father/your life/your nextlife... strangely missing children but I'm bothered to think life/and the next is multiple choice
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Sunday, December 21st 2003 - 03:36:14 AM

Hi, my name is:	Citats
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	citats@wouldn't you like to know.com
Where you at?:	http://http://books.dreambook.com/cypau/home.sign.html(duh)
Here's your chance to insult me:	I'm dissapointed at the lack of monkey sausage your website promised with its title. I'm reporting you to the better business bureau. You're going down.
Who's yer daddy?:	your momma
What's the meaning of life?:	Life has no meaning
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A man
Any last words?:	I really want a monkey sausage...
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Monday, July 28th 2003 - 10:26:37 AM

Hi, my name is:	John
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	euphplayer842@aol.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Why should I inslut, err... insult (Freudian slip, I suppose) such an exquisite example of a truly interesting and somewhat thought provoking website? You, on the other hand, well, that's another story... ;)
Who's yer daddy?:	My mother's always told me it's either Michael Praetorius or Martin Mull.
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	John Malkovich
Any last words?:	Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line...
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Monday, June 16th 2003 - 11:31:07 PM

Hi, my name is:	Dude
Here's your chance to insult me:	Candace, the more I read your stuff online, the more impressed I am with you.
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Some other animal
Any last words?:	Nice Hitchhiker's reference. -Anonymous (please don't check the IP; I'd like to keep it that way)
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Friday, May 23rd 2003 - 04:26:29 AM

Hi, my name is:	Barley
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	herumith@yahoo.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	I find it hard to insult you knowing the backlash of your wit would be impossible to retaliate against. Happened to read the Onion, for my weekly update on all the REAL news, and scrabbled my way here. I'm impressed. One of my best friends, unfortunately now living in TX, had a sense of humor very much like yours. Funny guy, not gay though (but not the best looking guy either). This is not going so well for an insult so I'll carry on...
Who's yer daddy?:	The postman or the plumber. I never did ask.
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A rock
Any last words?:	Along with "William Shatner" and "green," 42 pretty much answers any questions about life I've ever had. Remember, don't clone without protection.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Tuesday, May 20th 2003 - 12:00:56 PM

Hi, my name is:	Kari Pau
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	kpau@nucleus.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Hi Candace! I was struck by a rather sudden, nearly violent urge to visit your blog. While I did successfully avoid exploding my keyboard when I madly typed in your URL, I realized that passively viewing an account of the life of my cousin is rather pathetic and anti-social :-P So, I just wanted to leave my mark here (and make the rest of the world jealous that I'm related to you... MUWAAHAHAHAHAHA...) and let you know that I'm thinking of you. I'm in the process of writing up an email to you about my little corner of the world, so you'll be hearing from me again soon! Kari
Who's yer daddy?:	Frank Pau - who the h-e double L else? ehehehe
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A woman
Any last words?:	hehe, does the reincarnation choice seem weird??? I don't think that it necessarily means that I'm unhappy being male... I just figured that if I actually get another chance after this, I wouldn't mind having a go at the other half of the human experience ;-)
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Thursday, April 3rd 2003 - 09:40:57 AM

Hi, my name is:	Kate
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	nigelfishy@ hotmail.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Girl I went to elemeneray wich you - that's right Hazeldale (old school) and I was soo pissed that you like skipped three grades and won that science fair (or UNfair) and got to go to space camp. Yeah - take THAT smartypanties.
Who's yer daddy?:	Mike, you dinna know him...
What's the meaning of life?:	This is a stupid question
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Underwear
Any last words?:	you probably won't remember me but I thought it was cool I found your web site.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Saturday, March 15th 2003 - 02:00:41 AM

Hi, my name is:	Larry Smith
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	KTBNDRY@paonline.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	No insults today (the first day of summer). You're pretty funny. I stumbled onto your website by accident. Toshiro Mifune is an excellent actor. Regarding his films, I have all but High & Low and Picture Bride (I haven't heard of these, but will check Blockbuster or wherever). Speaking of excellent films The 13th Warrior and Last of the Mohicans are near the top of my list. For Sci Fi films Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, Predator, and The Thing are great. For comedy Capt'n Ron, What About Bob, Bringing Up Baby, and Gentle Persuassion are entertaining.
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A supergenius
Any last words?:	Best wishes as you complete your education. When you're finished the real world has some great courses for you!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Friday, June 21st 2002 - 08:34:06 PM

Hi, my name is:	xes
Where you at?:	http://www.xes.cx
Here's your chance to insult me:	what insult? i'm here to praise u!
Who's yer daddy?:	huh?
What's the meaning of life?:	Who cares, as long as I'm having fun
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A superhero
Any last words?:	hey i got ur page while i was surfing for ...err..i forgot, oh anyway, i love ur china pictures!!!!! wicked!!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Saturday, May 4th 2002 - 01:56:44 PM

Hi, my name is:	stella again
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	sstella@stanford.edu
Where you at?:	http://uhh...still at school
Here's your chance to insult me:	i miss you candace!! i hope you're enjoying the break...i'm still here :( but i'll be taking off for LA soon...yay! thanks for coming out friday...sorry if i seemed a little weird that night...you might as well get used to it now...hahahahaha love u love u love u p.s. you free first weekend of april?
Who's yer daddy?:	hume
What's the meaning of life?:	Life has no meaning
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Underwear
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Wednesday, March 27th 2002 - 12:18:50 AM

Hi, my name is:	stella
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	sstella@stanford.edu
Where you at?:	http://stucktomycomputer.com
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A man
Any last words?:	count me as the newest addition to your stalker-list :) you and i should bet each other...as to who can really eat the weirdest shit...i can take you on any day!!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Wednesday, March 20th 2002 - 03:16:36 AM

Hi, my name is:	mo
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A cat
Any last words?:	hey... not quite sure why i'm here. you're probably wondering about the same thing =). yes, i'm alive. yes, now i know you're alive too. can we talk sometime?
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Tuesday, March 5th 2002 - 01:34:09 AM

Hi, my name is:	simone
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	sim1@mystar.com.my
Here's your chance to insult me:	Tension is cool
Who's yer daddy?:	?
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A supergenius
Any last words?:	Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. Keep up d good work!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Sunday, January 27th 2002 - 03:28:59 AM

Hi, my name is:	Ben
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	Emperor333@aol.com or brgst17@pitt.edu
Here's your chance to insult me:	Who do you think you are, Clarissa Explains it All* or something? (*=cheesy Nickelodeon show from a few years ago)
Who's yer daddy?:	Jon Lovitz
What's the meaning of life?:	To get your groove on
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A squirrel
Any last words?:	Hey what's up? You don't know me; I found your website by accident while I was surfing the web (Is that what the kids call it?) looking for info about summer archaeological field schools in China. You mentioned having gotten your learn on at such a program. Could you e-mail me (at the former address before Jan 5; at the latter on or after) and tell me about it? (I'm an Anthro.-Chinese double major undergrad at Pitt, by the way.) Xiexie ni!
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Thursday, December 20th 2001 - 08:35:51 PM

Hi, my name is:	Large Wild Goose Pagodaman
Here's your chance to insult me:	Um...Candace has a crush on Rich.
What's the meaning of life?:	Life has no meaning
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	John Malkovich
Any last words?:	Hey Candypants, this site is overflowing with Quality. BTW...I messed up your guestbook. Sorry about that.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Tuesday, September 25th 2001 - 01:53:02 PM

Hi, my name is:	Theresa
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	drnguyen23@aol.com
Where you at?:	http://www.imrighthere.com/duh
Here's your chance to insult me:	Froshy froshy, a whole big box for me to insult you?? Too easy... so easy it's just not fun... hehe! I just wanted to drop in and say HI. Thought I'd sign your guestbook.. hey, if YOU can sign your own book, other people should sign it for you too! Cool site... I see Stanford is teaching you to time manage quite well! =D
Who's yer daddy?:	umm....
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A monkey
Any last words?:	WHAT time is it???
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Sunday, September 23rd 2001 - 02:14:34 AM

Hi, my name is:	John Tae
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	Johnnytae@aol.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Hi Candace... Nice Website. : ) hope you are doing good these days.
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	Underwear
Any last words?:	You're a punk... : )
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Friday, September 21st 2001 - 09:21:21 AM

Hi, my name is:	Chris
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	qwestcat@aol.com
Where you at?:	http://superchris00.topcities.com
Here's your chance to insult me:	Ya got a funny face!! (not really) Wuzup Candace, I found you by searching "NASA" in homepages, don't you feel important? I don't have anything insulting to say but I will say I'm going to be an astronaut someday. Goooood luck, maybe I'll see you in space someday
Who's yer daddy?:	Check out my homepage and I'll tell you
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A tiger
Any last words?:	Thats what she said
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Monday, May 7th 2001 - 03:23:47 PM

Hi, my name is:	... Say my name say my name~~
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	ReHa0702@aol.com
Where you at?:	http://where the heck are you.com/hehe
Here's your chance to insult me:	Candace... You and insults do NOT mix. I just wanted to drop a line and hopefully we'll be able to chill sometime this millennium ;D Yep, it's both our faults, but who can blame us. NOBODY. I hope everything's going well and love your site!
Who's yer daddy?:	hehe... do I HAVE to say?
What's the meaning of life?:	To find true happiness
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A tiger
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Monday, March 5th 2001 - 06:34:55 AM

Hi, my name is:	Tristan James Edwards
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	sonict_uk@yahoo.com
Where you at?:	http://I'll let you know when its finished!
Here's your chance to insult me:	sorry, no can do, im british and hence haven't got the ability. besides, i reckon its a great site. You've got exactly the same sense of humour as me, which must be a million in one shot.
Who's yer daddy?:	waddya mean, i am the daddy!
What's the meaning of life?:	To procreate
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	A fish
Any last words?:	how come your site comes up at the top of the list when i search for NASA? yep, thats how i found it.
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	Yes

Thursday, November 23rd 2000 - 03:33:17 PM

Hi, my name is:	chica chica...Slim Shady
I can stalk you by e-mailing:	Hey, look! I'm signing my own guestbook!
Where you at?:	http://Whoopee! How pathetic is this?
Here's your chance to insult me:	Just to show you how it's done, people.
Who's yer daddy?:	Come on...you know you want to sign it.
What's the meaning of life?:	42
If you were to be reincarnated, you would come back as:	John Malkovich
Any last words?:	Doesn't this look fun kids?
Check here if you want a response (no guarantees, though):	No

Monday, August 14th 2000 - 03:34:34 PM

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