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ILZ'S BOOK OF THE DEAD

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Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:so everyone ready for friday?
Friday, May 16th 2008 - 12:36:11 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Wednesday, May 14th 2008 - 09:26:55 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaching the roof. reaper grabbed a hold of my arm and told me to stand behind him. This may be the end. suddenly the door of the stairwell flies open.....
Tuesday, May 13th 2008 - 12:11:45 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:oh how i missed my scenario
Monday, May 12th 2008 - 12:17:33 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaper glad to see that you are still alive. sorry about the no great connection. scenario time......

running to the roof i didn't know what reaper was thinking. what were we gonna do...jump? these were the biggest that id ever seen and reaper for the first time look scared. was this it, was this the end?
Monday, May 12th 2008 - 09:23:20 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:has anyone seen the new issue of Zombies yet?
Monday, May 12th 2008 - 09:18:52 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:has anyone seen the mist yet? was it any good?
Wednesday, May 7th 2008 - 09:29:24 AM
Name: reaper
E-mail address: my new house
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: Hey guys sooooooo sorry ive taken so long for posting but as my email adress says ive moved the new area of england im in has no high speed connection so its taken me months to get a decent connection from virgin (i used my own little transponder to strengthen the signal ) Anyway im back in the learge lucritive buisness of competitive shooting (i went out of it for awile while i moved house). anyway time for a large injection of scnario time

"Shit Shit Shit SHIT " i screamed as i ran down the stairs taking my shotguns halberd and rifle with me i glanced at Starr as i run down the stairs leading out of the building "Reaper wait! Look out!" screamed Starr I looked in front of me to see a large rotting ZOMBIE. Using the shotgun attachment on my rifle I blasted its head off, only to see 3 more behind it. "Star up the stairs, get to the roof!" Running up the stairs i weighed out the options...ther were none it was time to make my last stand.

ohh tension rising will i live will i die find out later after i finsish off this giant spliff
Tuesday, May 6th 2008 - 03:14:40 PM
Name: reaper
E-mail address: my new house
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: Hey guys sooooooo sorry ive taken so long for posting but as my email adress says ive moved the new area of england im in has no high speed connection so its taken me months to get a decent connection from virgin (i used my own little transponder to strengthen the signal ) Anyway im back in the learge lucritive buisness of competitive shooting (i went out of it for awile while i moved house). anyway time for a large injection of scnario time

"Shit Shit Shit SHIT " i screamed as i ran down the stairs taking my shotguns halberd and rifle with me i glanced at Starr as i run down the stairs leading out of the building "Reaper wait! Look out!" screamed Starr I looked in front of me to see a large rotting ZOMBIE. Using the shotgun attachment on my rifle I blasted its head off, only to see 3 more behind it. "Star up the stairs, get to the roof!" Running up the stairs i weighed out the options...ther were none it was time to make my last stand.

ohh tension rising will i live will i die find out later after i finsish off this giant spliff
Tuesday, May 6th 2008 - 03:12:40 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:does anyone know any information on the max brooks book coming out in october?
Monday, May 5th 2008 - 09:16:59 AM
Name: InTheHead
E-mail address: tadavis@cbpu.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I have my nick name, InTheHead because usually when watching undead/zombie movies I end up yelling "SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD, STUPID!" My son laughed when his friend, Derek asked me what I meant, so I said that if he was with me during a Zombie Crisis and he DO NOT 'Shoot Them In The Head', I would shoot him in the head and to trust me it would save time and lives. He was floored. We told him he would become a Zombie himself and we just wanted to save him the horror of being eaten alive before turning yourself. He is not as into Zombies as our family is, though he played a zombie at our Halloween display last year (the whole family is involved) -- already got ideas in the work for this year...My son and I have some health issues that keep us home, movie theaters are one of the places we miss most but our little town usually will not show the next great horror film due to wanting to protect the people – more like get them all killed. The movies help to prepare you for the future. We have been creating our own library of movies here at home - which tends to lean toward the horror realm. Derek would like a little more comedy added to the collection. I even have binder of all the movies which friends are always borrowing and then ask to borrow up to 10 movies. Our latest find has been Fido and Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis. Amazon helped with them. They should arrive this week. We are also waiting on the pre-orders that will ship direct, Diary of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Doomsday, and I know there is one or two I am missing. Need to keep up with the Horror Film sites to complete our collection…. Stay Alive and Be Prepared For Anything….
Monday, April 28th 2008 - 02:33:33 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:uhhhhh hey guys uhhhhhhhh what is the best kind of katana to get if i want to purchase one? (ive been thinking for awhile and have considered it)
Wednesday, April 23rd 2008 - 06:17:15 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Danny Boyle can kiss the fattest part of my ass...he's a fucking hack.
Wednesday, April 16th 2008 - 07:11:38 PM
Name: Zombie Tools
E-mail address: contact@zombietools.net
Homepage URL: http://zombietools.net/
Comments:zombietools.net
Tuesday, April 15th 2008 - 02:38:59 PM
Name: oguzhan
E-mail address: ogsan_260@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Monday, April 14th 2008 - 11:45:49 AM
Name: oguzhan
E-mail address: ogsan_260@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Monday, April 14th 2008 - 11:45:47 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:can't believe that the page has yet to post anything that i've entered
Monday, April 14th 2008 - 09:35:09 AM
Name: Treycefus
E-mail address: Trey1997@bellsouth.net
Homepage URL: dont have one
Comments:i have always searched for a page like this!oh and ive noticed you havent updated in a while.
Saturday, April 12th 2008 - 01:40:32 AM
Name: Sanchez Ramirez
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Same as ever. Thinking about relocating to the Lone Star State in a year or two.

I'd have to disagree about 28WL being better than 28DL.
Monday, March 24th 2008 - 11:45:45 PM
Name: stabuindaback
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hey all looks like a cool site but from the looks of it it needs to get updated loads it anchient
Thursday, March 20th 2008 - 04:01:22 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Sanchez!..what up brutha?!..So many zombie flicks..(that suck ass)...so little time.Saw a flick at Best Buy,claiming to be "The best zombie movie made yet."some indy film...I guess we'll see.So far Dawn of the Dead 04' still has my opinion as top of the food chain."28 Weeks Later" was pretty good though,A helluva lot better than the first.
Wednesday, March 19th 2008 - 06:32:10 PM
Name: Sanchez Ramirez
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Decided to drop by and lure some zombies away with my delicious brain.....
Saturday, March 15th 2008 - 06:53:35 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:anyone read any good books lately?
Thursday, March 13th 2008 - 09:28:41 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:the good book is taking forever again
Monday, March 10th 2008 - 11:33:30 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:has anyone heard from reaper?
Saturday, March 8th 2008 - 09:21:19 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:how is everyone? still alive? everyone still has their brains? good
Friday, February 29th 2008 - 09:11:24 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:has anyone seen Diary of the Dead?????
Tuesday, February 26th 2008 - 09:30:55 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I just smoked some weed but nothing is happening...
Friday, February 22nd 2008 - 11:42:20 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:so mad that diary is only in select cities!!!!
Wednesday, February 20th 2008 - 09:30:25 AM
Name: Darkseid
E-mail address: darkseidx2002@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Yep,I saw the trailer..I hope it's better than Land of the Dead...sorry folks I thought it sucked ass.This one does'nt look too promising either.Still waiting for World War Z to get it's ass in gear.Loved the book,the audiobook left out all the better parts.
Tuesday, February 12th 2008 - 08:57:57 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:don't forget that diary of the dead comes out friday. sweet. another romero. hehehe
Tuesday, February 12th 2008 - 12:48:39 PM
Name: teksen21
E-mail address: erdal_084m@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://efsanefatsalý52
Comments:merhaba millet
Monday, February 11th 2008 - 06:12:48 PM
Name: teksen21
E-mail address: erdal_084m@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://efsanefatsalý52
Comments:merhaba millet
Monday, February 11th 2008 - 06:12:47 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Happy Valentines Day to my zombie friends.......may you all live for one more day.
Monday, February 11th 2008 - 09:43:19 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You're welcome...
Friday, February 1st 2008 - 07:47:26 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:zombieman that was awsome. i needed some cheering up.
Wednesday, January 30th 2008 - 09:21:36 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Doesn't have to do with zombies, but still hilarious

Wednesday, January 30th 2008 - 02:14:27 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:there will be one less zombie to battle, we bury my cousin devin later this week.
Monday, January 28th 2008 - 09:25:27 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I saw the gun hit the floor and then the shots went off. When I opened my eyes I saw reaper's mouth moving but couldn't hear anything. He was motioning over his sholder, so i followed. After a minute I heard it, the loud moaning coming from the undead. The shots must have screwed up my hearing momentarily. I was so out of it I didn't even notice that my shoulder had been grazed by one of the bullets. I was to busy following reaper, if it was one thing that i knew was that if i wanted to live, i'd have to stick with him.
Friday, January 25th 2008 - 09:35:44 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I saw the gun hit the floor and then the shots went off. When I opened my eyes I saw reaper's mouth moving but couldn't hear anything. He was motioning over his sholder, so i followed. After a minute I heard it, the loud moaning coming from the undead. The shots must have screwed up my hearing momentarily. I was so out of it I didn't even notice that my shoulder had been grazed by one of the bullets. I was to busy following reaper, if it was one thing that i knew was that if i wanted to live, i'd have to stick with him.
Friday, January 25th 2008 - 09:35:35 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I've never tried acid, but I have tried nightshade and stuff...
Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 - 09:50:02 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Ah acid...lots of memories,and yet most I can't remember...lol
Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 - 02:20:53 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has anyone seen 300? Just wondering, because I wam going to see Meet the Spartans...
Sunday, January 20th 2008 - 03:15:13 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:No more antidepressants, I burned them all...I am better now...I recently did some drugs though (15 year old Anacin) and dude I got dizzy and started laughing for no reason and I saw colors man it was fun but I promised I would never do it again, gotta save room for weed and acid man lol
Sunday, January 20th 2008 - 03:09:24 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:always, whenever i log off everyone post a shitload \ /
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yeah i agree last man on earth way better but none as good as the book itself :)

anyway scnario time

after star gave me the warning i headed up to the upper floor opening the door my car 15 held infront of me, i nearly gaged from the stench i already knew what that meant month old zom's. "the problem is that as they get worse they get lighter and faster and stink worse"i thought shooting each zombie with one shot to save ammo. Walking back downstairs star asked me what was up thier flatly replying "you dont want to know." seemed the best way to not make her sick.Then i heard it outside like death itself whispers your demise this same noise made me feel like my demise was near. mouthing the words to star i looked outside a shattred indow just to make sure "yep its a horde of old'ees and from the look of it thier long gone" unlike those which were bitten and had some blood on them these where atleast 2 weeks old i could tell from the way the moved faster and could open doors and look inside, but thier eyes wearnt there at all and they seemed to be relying on smell. i explained thie situation to star. "okay we cant stay here and we have to move fast take basic gear but dont take anywater those pipes are gonna be old and loaud and if the zombies haer that were both fucked, were gonna have to continue on foot" star looked grim okay reload and we can get the fuck out" standing up i weant to reach for my car 15 but then i moved my leg badly sending a spasm of pain from the old wound still there, spasming my hand into knocking the gun off of the kictchen table where it landed and shot out 4 large loud rounds. "shit" i said
Friday, January 11th 2008 - 03:33:12 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:oh how the weeks drag by as i await the end.
Tuesday, January 8th 2008 - 11:18:14 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:oh to a scenario.....
reaper slept for what seemed like forever, but it was needed, and as he slept i kept watch. the next morning when he awoke he was revitalized. ok first thing we do is secure the rest of this building and then go to look for a water source. i reminded him of the noise that i had heard when we entered the building. he told me to wait while he took care of it. he disappered down the stairs and i heard gunfire, and moments later he returned. so what was it? i looked at him, and he answered you don't want to know. and with that he took off upstairs yelling back bahind him, if you need me yell.
Monday, January 7th 2008 - 11:52:12 AM
Name: Evil Celia
E-mail address: evilcelia@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I can't bring myself to see I Am Legend. I freaked the hell out when I saw the trailer. Vincent Price was the man..Last Man On Earth was a fucking classic..Will Smith should be consumed ...IN A MALL...
Saturday, January 5th 2008 - 03:34:21 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:ZM!...I see you still not taking the anti-depresants?
Thursday, January 3rd 2008 - 07:57:20 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Well...my parents for my birthday recently sent me an old WW2 army helmet, it's pretty cool...what's up everyone? (not that anyone really cares I'm here lol)
Wednesday, January 2nd 2008 - 02:06:28 AM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Sanchez!? been a long time Brother!...sorry about the "I'am Legend"and 2012 thing,I pretty much think it IS the end of the world if Wil Smith is the only person left alive.Been hearing some stuff about a flick coming out called "The Undead",who knows? Got a PS3 for Jesus's B-day.1080p games...,now if they could only make Dead Rising for PS3,my life would be fulfilled.Waiting for RE-5
Wednesday, January 2nd 2008 - 12:01:30 AM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Sanchez!? been a long time Brother!...sorry about the "I'am Legend"and 2012 thing,I pretty much think it IS the end of the world if Wil Smith is the only person left alive.Been hearing some stuff about a flick coming out called "The Undead",who knows? Got a PS3 for Jesus's B-day.1080p games...,now if they could only make Dead Rising for PS3,my life would be fulfilled.Waiting for RE-5
Wednesday, January 2nd 2008 - 12:01:12 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:did everyone have a good christmas?
Sunday, December 30th 2007 - 03:23:16 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i only just looked back

CHOGGY OMG where have u been its been ages since weve heard from some of the golden oldies (no offence :) ) got any idea where linda (i think thats how she spelt it) is
Sunday, December 30th 2007 - 11:27:53 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i only just looked back

CHOGGY OMG where have u been its been ages since weve heard from some of the golden oldies (no offence :) ) got any idea where linda (i think thats how she spelt it) is
Sunday, December 30th 2007 - 11:27:54 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:and a happy newk year *picks up bottle of sherry* we wish you a merry christmas *gulp* we wishss you a merry christmas *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp* wel;jk iwish you a meryr christmas anfpsd a ha[[y zx new year
Saturday, December 29th 2007 - 04:08:28 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
2012... *cricket*... *cricket*... *cricket*...
Friday, December 28th 2007 - 05:03:13 PM
Name: Sanchez Ramirez
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Merry late Christmas.
Friday, December 28th 2007 - 10:33:28 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Merry Christmas everyone...
Tuesday, December 25th 2007 - 01:00:37 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:darksied what do you mean i dont brush up my calender alot but unless uts the olympics or that film with will smith in it (which you said was not) what is it????
Monday, December 24th 2007 - 07:37:38 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:darksied what do you mean i dont brush up my calender alot but unless uts the olympics or that film with will smith in it (which you said was not) what is it????
Monday, December 24th 2007 - 07:37:37 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:wow reaper you know just how to make a gal feel at ease.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007 - 09:31:21 AM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:2012....everybody get ready...the time is coming,and no Wil Smith has nothing to do with it.
Tuesday, December 18th 2007 - 08:44:41 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:2012....everybody get ready...the time is coming,and no Wil Smith has nothing to do with it.
Tuesday, December 18th 2007 - 08:44:20 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hellllllll(dropping off planet) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo help me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo save me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crap the moon oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *splat* myyyyyyyy leeeeeggggsssss ohh my god ohhhhhhhhhhhh *dies*
Wednesday, December 12th 2007 - 11:20:23 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hellllllll(dropping off planet) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo help me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo save me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crap the moon oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *splat* myyyyyyyy leeeeeggggsssss ohh my god ohhhhhhhhhhhh *dies*
Wednesday, December 12th 2007 - 11:20:21 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hi everybody. anyone feeling like a zombie during the holiday season? i know i am.
Wednesday, December 12th 2007 - 09:51:21 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Just dropping by...
Tuesday, December 11th 2007 - 10:22:09 AM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hello
Wednesday, December 5th 2007 - 06:19:11 PM
Name: dead
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hello



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Tuesday, December 4th 2007 - 06:19:25 PM
Name: dead
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hello



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Tuesday, December 4th 2007 - 06:19:25 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaper you dropped off the face of the planet again or what?
Tuesday, December 4th 2007 - 09:31:07 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:thank god that it's friday, it has been a hellacious week. so how is everyone?
Friday, November 30th 2007 - 08:48:22 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:so how is everyone after black friday? im tired as hell, but on the lighter side i didnt have to kill anyone.
Monday, November 26th 2007 - 08:26:16 PM
Name: darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Choggy!!!!..OY!!!!...
Wednesday, November 21st 2007 - 08:35:09 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hi again...I am over my illness now, and yes, Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow.....
Wednesday, November 21st 2007 - 09:06:21 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:just wanted to wish everyone a happy turkey day. gobble gobble gobble. eat up.
Wednesday, November 21st 2007 - 08:02:13 AM
Name: choggy
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hi strangers
Tuesday, November 20th 2007 - 02:23:20 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
It's good to hear from you old friend. And a pleasant surprise to hear from Sanchez as well.

And to answer your question... Of course...

Saturday, November 17th 2007 - 11:49:34 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That would be a sweet tatt running...Abyss my old friend...
Still walking the path of the Bushido?
Saturday, November 17th 2007 - 04:42:53 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That would be a sweet tatt running...Abyss my old friend...
Still walking the path of the Bushido?
Saturday, November 17th 2007 - 04:42:48 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:sorry it's been so long on the scenario........here goes. as reaper headed up the stairs i thought i heard a noise in one of the rooms to my right. my brain said go look, but with everything that id learned i knew better. but still my curiousity was getting the better of me when i heard reaper in a harsh wisper say"All Clear". i headed up the flight of stairs behind him, when he looked at me and said what is it? i told him about the noise and he said that we'd deal with it later. which worried me. the reaper that i thought i knew would have gone down and killed who or what ever it was. but i could tell that the lack of sleep was getting to him. so i said nothing knowing that he knew best. after we searched the entire second floor we entered what looked like and empty apartment. no furniture of anykind but it had a bathroom and a kitchen. "Reaper you should really get some sleep, you've been at it for days now and you don't look so good. what can i do?" "no shit, im tired as fuck. but sleep is that last thing i need to do right now. first there is finding a food and water source and clearing out the rest of this building. if there is anything you can do it's to do that." i kept my thoughts to myself and swallowed my words of wtf crawled up your ass. "look i know that's what we need to do. but if you can't function then what's the point i should just shoot you now instead of waiting for you to get bitten. cause you will if you continue as weak as you are." he gave me this stearn look but said nothing.
Friday, November 16th 2007 - 09:06:54 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Ugghh........hey guys, I am taking the day off today because I have a terrible fever and a migraine...this sucks...probably punishment from Baron Samedi because I haven't given him his offerings yet....gris gris bags (one for health, one for strength, and one for power) won't work either....I am gonna have to get to all this today...
Friday, November 16th 2007 - 07:42:01 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:does anyone have any zombie tattoos? if so what does it look like and where did you put it? thinking of getting the cloud on the cover of Return of the living dead 2 on my right sholder blade.
Wednesday, November 14th 2007 - 09:14:13 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:

You can put a true nihonto and matching tanto on my christmas wish list...

Monday, November 12th 2007 - 05:23:34 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:all i want is a m125 apc with heat guided rocket launcher attachment (sighs)
Monday, November 12th 2007 - 03:53:47 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:all i want is a m125 apc with heat guided rocket launcher attachment (sighs)
Monday, November 12th 2007 - 03:53:43 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:all i want for christmas is to live through it.
Sunday, November 11th 2007 - 09:08:47 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:yeah that would be nice.
Friday, November 9th 2007 - 08:54:41 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:All I want for x-mas is a hand held Vulcan cannon....(sigh)
Wednesday, November 7th 2007 - 09:25:03 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:All I want for x-mas is a hand held Vulcan cannon....(sigh)
Wednesday, November 7th 2007 - 09:24:56 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Good to hear from you again Brother Sanchez...it's been awhile.How goes the hunt?
Wednesday, November 7th 2007 - 09:19:45 PM
Name: Sanchez Ramirez
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Just dropping by to let you know this marksman lives. Waiting to dish out some copper coated candy to the ghoulish hordes. Maybe after a year or two of a zombie apocalypse deliver some 155mm presents when you make the call.
Wednesday, November 7th 2007 - 03:20:25 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hey darkseid nice art work.
Wednesday, November 7th 2007 - 09:12:59 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:so reaper it sounds like you had fun during your semi deep sea exploation. it sounds fun, but i have a fear of drowning so id probably never have the balls to do it.
Monday, November 5th 2007 - 12:25:16 PM
Name: Darkseid
E-mail address: darkseidx2002@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Image and video hosting by TinyPic


Some art to liven the mood
Monday, November 5th 2007 - 07:05:35 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:why is this thing not posting anything i write?
Friday, November 2nd 2007 - 09:32:53 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:glad to see that everyone made it through another night, z-free.
Thursday, November 1st 2007 - 08:17:13 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaper good to see that you weren't eaten. Happy Halloween everyone. remember that people may be dressed as zombies tonight so don't go on a shooting spree.
Wednesday, October 31st 2007 - 09:24:43 AM
Name: Kinty Tailfeathers
E-mail address: kintyloves@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:from birth til my casket drops, i'm a zombie fanhead
Wednesday, October 31st 2007 - 12:04:42 AM
Name: reaper (dund dun duuuuun)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:HELLO all sorry ive been away so long but now im back (from outer space and i think its such a long ime since i saw that look on your face and and know so.......... )sorry about that anwway ill tell u why ive been aaway its becos of one very special thing ive discovred deep sea preesure diving (thats what i call it) basically you take a weeks training course about deep sea diving (beyond human mesures) and then they put you down there not in snokels and aair tanks but in these be metal suits with super thick glass in front of your face to see through u have to remember loads of safty guides though like to breath out on your way up because even thought the effects of the bends are decreased the gass in your lungs still expands alot (if it expands to much your lungs litirally explode inside you and then if you keep your mouth closed after that your whole body sweels up like a big ballon and goes pop it is one of the only accidents you can have on earth with and absolute zero perchentage chance of survival (no making it sound very posative am i) but anyway it great ill put in my scnario soon but i gotta go now bye
Tuesday, October 30th 2007 - 05:32:11 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:is the entire web site down?
Sunday, October 28th 2007 - 09:07:37 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Sunday, October 21st 2007 - 11:23:45 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Thought I would just put up a picture of the wrench...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Sunday, October 21st 2007 - 11:22:12 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
No... But I just now researched it, and it looks like an interesting read.

Friday, October 19th 2007 - 04:37:05 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i understand that people are busy, i just wanted to know. sorry if there was a misunderstanding. has anyone read the zen of zombie?
Wednesday, October 17th 2007 - 09:28:55 AM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
No... Things just move extremely slow around here. (At zombie pace if you will).

I enjoy writing. The scenarios allow me to do just that.

Unfortunately, like some of the others in the "Good Book", I'm a rather busy man with many other priorities to tend to, and when I do get the time needed to write, I must also be in the mood to do so, which isn't always the case.



"Patience is a virtue."


Tuesday, October 16th 2007 - 06:00:00 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:no zombies cannot climb trees. am i the only one still writting a scenario?
Monday, October 15th 2007 - 07:54:13 PM
Name: Heather
E-mail address: heatherisrad@tmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.myspace.com/picklesaregross
Comments:Can Zombies climb trees?
Monday, October 15th 2007 - 04:06:59 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i read it but wasn't thrilled. survival guide was much better. but that is my opinion.
Friday, October 12th 2007 - 08:14:23 AM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The bayous of LA.??!..LOL..pretty sure that would work for a little while but those puss bags will eventually work there asses here.I'm from south central LA.,trust me,we'll only last for so long.Fuel,food,and sanity will be in short supply.We have what we call "camps" down here deep in the swamps,but actually if you rally enough people,I'm pretty sure we could hold our own though.Anyone read World War Z?...
Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 01:46:58 AM
Name: darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:BOO!..Mutha fucka's!!!!....ready to be eaten?!!!
Thursday, October 11th 2007 - 01:41:17 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:im glad to see that there is life beyond this computer screen. reaper did you drop off the face of the planet???
Monday, October 8th 2007 - 08:48:52 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:No I will kick those zombies's asses with my wrench, machete, and hatchet...but if I could go anywhere probably the bayous of LA or some uninhabited island in the Carribean or somewhere in the middle of the Mojave
Monday, October 8th 2007 - 07:09:00 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:am i insane or is everyone else on this planet waiting to be eaten?
Friday, October 5th 2007 - 08:11:57 PM
Name: Darkseid
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Howdy!...what have I been missing lately?
Thursday, October 4th 2007 - 09:10:14 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i just have to say that im in love with this site. everyone else thinks im crazy, but here i feel right at home.
Thursday, October 4th 2007 - 08:08:58 PM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:still walking close behind reaper he looked like a hawk searching for prey, except not. i couldn't help but notice how protective he was. i knew he said that we'd just be friends but i couldn't help but feel attracted to him. i knew that he probably didn't feel the same way so i tried to hide these feelings deep down inside eventhough i knew that they surfaced everyonce in a while. still these city streets were deserted i only hoped that the closure squad hadn't been here or was here. "i don't like this." i said very nervous. "i don't eiter." he said as he turned to face me. "listen i know that this is not something that we've talked about or that you probably want to, but worse case scenario if i get bit SHOOT ME." before i could say anything and add"because if you get bit i won't hesitate." i looked at him supprised that what he said hadn'thurt my feelings and said"not if i do it first." he smiled and i said "you thought id be dead by now didn't you." he shook his head and turned back around as we inched forward. everytiny little noise echoed off the walls of the buildings i knew that if there were any of those things they'd heard and been here by now. this was the spookiest thing ever. we entered a building that looked like it might be 50 floors or so. reaper shut the doors behind us and said now we have to clear out who or what is in here. this is the most dangerous part because people could've been locked in and turned or just locked in. kill anything that moves." i knew that he was dead serious. i knodded towards the stairs and he nodded in agreement. he started foward but i grabbed his arm. he turned toward me and i said "if anything happens..." i couldn't speak i just wanted to kiss him and tell him that i cared about him, but i stopped myself knowing that nothing would come of it. and i said in a soft voice "just watch your back." he nodded and said if you need me just yell. ok i replied. and watched as he headed foward to make sure that the stairwell was clear before we headed up.
Thursday, October 4th 2007 - 08:03:04 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaper where are you???????? tag your it. hahaha
Thursday, October 4th 2007 - 07:12:37 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
Houseboat... On the river.

Wednesday, October 3rd 2007 - 07:03:34 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:if you could go anywhere after the shit hits the fan where would it be? mine is alaska or at least northern canada. very few people, moutains and very cold.
Wednesday, October 3rd 2007 - 09:35:32 AM
Name: lori
E-mail address: lulubelle79@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I love to be scared of zombies sooo much. i have ever since the first time i watched nothld. i thought i was a lone weirdo in my obsession. my next tattoo is going to be a zombie. keep up the deadly good work!

lori lu
Tuesday, October 2nd 2007 - 09:01:43 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:well if my family were to be zombified i have a designated shooter, because i know that i would not be able to do it myself.
Monday, October 1st 2007 - 08:55:36 PM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:reaching the city reaper looked at me and said ok first thing is first we need to find shelter. someplace secure enough for them not to get in but for us to get out if need be. i nodded in agreement. i could tell that this is what he was worried about. in the city there are lots of buildings however we have to be careful about what could be inside, for example the church, we didn't know why it was borded up we just knew that it was. here we have the same problem however there are more people in the city therfore there is more danger. i looked at him and said "Don't be scared ill protect you." he didn't laugh like id wanted. being on foot i was more aware of my surrondings, but it was like something had changed inside me. focus focus focus focus that is all that i kept saying to myself as we crept along the narrow alleys, trying not to make a sound is one of the hardest things that id ever done. just then a shadow darted past, i knew from reaper had told me zombies can't run so it had to be human, i hoped. we finally got to a main road and reaper pushed me against the wall behind him. something was up, there was nothing, just emptiness and silence. we stood there listening for a long time, but still..............nothing.
Saturday, September 29th 2007 - 09:39:58 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
Put them out of their misery...


Friday, September 28th 2007 - 04:24:37 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:what would you do if a family member was zombified? seriously think about it.
Thursday, September 27th 2007 - 09:11:21 AM
Name: running4mylife
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i hate it when the book decides to be retarded and not post stuff
Tuesday, September 25th 2007 - 08:16:56 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:opening my eyes i saw reaper standing over me laughing. what is so damn funny? i asked, it was a very stupid question. you are such a wimp, he replied still laughing at my expence. yeah i know, dude im so sorry about the truck. i just really havn't had time to morn properly. he nodded but replied...there won't be time for that for a long time if ever. you have to clear your mind and focus on surviving, if you don't then you will die. that is all there is to it. i nodded and looked at him, he knew what i was going to say before i could open my mouth. we're on foot for a while, then he looked towards the city miles up the road like a giant starring at us. he lifted the steering wheel so that i could get out and look at the cut on my head. it could've been worse, but your not driving ever again. we started towards the city, the heat was sweltering and with no water it seemed to take forever. i looked at him and said " the first thing we need to do when we reach the city is find a water source." he agreed. walking on still there was movement up ahead and i wondered if it were people or things. but as we got closer we came upon a flock of voltures feasting on a carcus. i looked at reper and could tell that something was on his mind but i was afraid to ask.
Monday, September 24th 2007 - 07:32:21 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:instad of pigs how abut rabid baboons that would be cool and since there rabid they'd kill the zombies immidiatly

oh yeah also what about in winter (if its snowing ) a tabbogan going really fast with long razer sharp blades coming out of its sides. not leathel but still pretty good at slowing zombies down

m mm mm mmm mmm mmmm mmmm pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


time for my scnario

i aimed through the sight wwith my left eye pulling the trigger a second later i was swating and losing blood aswell but from the looks of it those were the last of the zombies. i'd a;ready pulled out the metal but at closer examination of the wound found it was it looked worse then it was. because i thought that the metal had gone through the center of my joint but on further inspection found it had been a clean slice it had only gone throught the very edge of my knee joint and not attually hurt the knee cap to badly meaning i could walk on it if i ddint lean on it too much "still hurts like a bitch though" i now knew that id have to keep the metal in because if i took it out the area of bone missing could foce my whole joint to collaps in on its self thankfully it was a tighut cut with the metal not moving in or out also if it had been lose a lot more blood would be coming out i knew if i got it bandeged thw viens would stop bleeding a start sending blood through viens around the damaged joint. i started to walk back to the wreckage of the truck i saw starr lying in the truck her le pinned in an akward sideway postion it wasnt bad and could be remedied easily i thought to myself ...............................................................................................
Saturday, September 22nd 2007 - 12:35:57 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:What if I were to get a giant stampede of about 1000 pigs to trample any zombies for me? How well would that work?
Saturday, September 22nd 2007 - 10:14:25 AM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i don't know why it hasn;t posted my scenario yet. oh well. giant ball of aluminum hmmmm... would be cool but im not sure it would be very effective due to the fact that you can't control where it goes so if it gets stuck somewhere you'd have to come off your roof top.
Friday, September 21st 2007 - 10:19:52 AM
Name: running4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i couldn't move, my whole body hurt. i was still in the truck my body pinned between the seat and the stering wheel. i could feel the warmth of blood flowing down my face. REAPER!!!!!!! i couldn't find him......and then came gunshots. i opened my eyes to see that i was in a whole mess of them, before i could scream they were dropping like flies. I knew he was somewhere but where? after the thirty or so were just a pile of flesh, i heard him. fuck fucky fucky fuck fuck. Reaper, you there? Women, from now on ill drive. i still couldn't see him. You alright? I will be when i get this fucking piece of metal outa my leg. Is It Bad? Duno why don't you come over here and take a look. I would but there's a problem with that, i can't move. im pinned in. Just then everything went black.
Thursday, September 20th 2007 - 11:16:02 AM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
Sorry Z Man, ranged weapons aren't my forte. (That's Sanchez and Darkseid's department).

An explosive human barrier would be better classified under armor, opposed to melee weaponry, even if it has extreme offensive capabilities.


A giant ball of aluminium foil... hmmm...



Wednesday, September 19th 2007 - 05:34:40 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:ohgeeze reaper now im just another woman who can't drive. hahaha. ill reply later.
Wednesday, September 19th 2007 - 09:33:12 AM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i think the best ranged wepon would be a gun that attaches to your waist and (its powered by the sun) launch laser beams in a conastant disc of death around you

best meele wepon a shild that covers youv and whenever anything touches it it explodes
Tuesday, September 18th 2007 - 01:35:08 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:HELLO EVERYBODY (audenice screams back"hello zippy" i pull out revolver and kill myself

whoo thats my worst nightmare

oh yeah i was gonna ask would a BIG like 9 foot high 8 foot wide ball of tin foil crush zombies like a boulder making it a good wepon if ur on high ground (not for meele of course)


time for my scnario

i watched starr as a tear fell down her face "he was you mate wasnt he that guy in the car in the city"
she looked at me "how.." i saw the car wreckage"

"oh" starr said as if shed wanted to tell me but realised id already known

"STARR LOOK WHERE YOUR GOING"!!! i felt myself get hurled forwars the last i remember being a car rushing up to meet us

...........................bum bum...........bum bum...............bum bum .."wuh" i looked around everything was blurred i stood up and then fell over onto the asphalt i turned my head with effort towars the truck it was wrecked its entire front half and engine crushed and mangled "aww fuck" i stood up but as i placed weight on my right leg i colapsed i looked down a pice of metal had driven through my knee joint sidways going under the kneecap
"well another thing to add to my list of giant fuck ups" uing the car i was lying next to i supported myself up
i looked around listing for starr instead i heard a low moaning pulling out my serbu shotguns i whispred "come on i dare you mother fuckers"

Tuesday, September 18th 2007 - 01:27:07 PM
Name: reaper
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:HELLO EVERYBODY (audenice screams back"hello zippy" i pull out revolver and kill myself

whoo thats my worst nightmare

oh yeah i was gonna ask would a BIG like 9 foot high 8 foot wide ball of tin foil crush zombies like a boulder making it a good wepon if ur on high ground (not for meele of course)


time for my scnario

i watched starr as a tear fell down her face "he was you mate wasnt he that guy in the car in the city"
she looked at me "how.." i saw the car wreckage"

"oh" starr said as if shed wanted to tell me but realised id already known

"STARR LOOK WHERE YOUR GOING"!!! i felt myself get hurled forwars the last i remember being a car rushing up to meet us

...........................bum bum...........bum bum...............bum bum .."wuh" i looked around everything was blurred i stood up and then fell over onto the asphalt i turned my head with effort towars the truck it was wrecked its entire front half and engine crushed and mangled "aww fuck" i stood up but as i placed weight on my right leg i colapsed i looked down a pice of metal had driven through my knee joint sidways going under the kneecap
"well another thing to add to my list of giant fuck ups" uing the car i was lying next to i supported myself up
i looked around listing for starr instead i heard a low moaning pulling out my serbu shotguns i whispred "come on i dare you mother fuckers"

Tuesday, September 18th 2007 - 01:27:08 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Uhh...a ozone blaster rifle? Or a plasma rifle?
Monday, September 17th 2007 - 05:40:22 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
You'd pretty much be unstoppable with a lightsaber.

Though it would be hard to avoid slicing your own limbs off while frantically swinging it through a swarm of zombies.

It would definitely be the ultimate melee weapon.

Sunday, September 16th 2007 - 07:56:46 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I know this may sound a little nerdy, but how would you guys think a lightsaber would do against zombies? I think that if there were only 2 people that had lightsabers they could get rid of them all...
Sunday, September 16th 2007 - 01:58:32 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:

...


Saturday, September 15th 2007 - 09:01:44 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I've always wondered, the Zombie Survival Guide talks in a point of view from a normal person....what about someone in a wheelchair?
Saturday, September 15th 2007 - 06:27:22 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
Well...

It's heavy, cumbersome, dangerous to operate, is only effective with a mixture of gasoline and oil, has a short range of attack, and requires a ridiculous amount of maintenance in order to keep it running efficiently on a regular basis.

But it's worst characteristic in my opinion would be the noise it creates. Of course that's a personal issue that only concerns those who rely on a particular brand of tactics.

Other than it's massive potential for destructive power, the chainsaw lacks versatility in all aspects of the "perfect" weapon.

Saturday, September 15th 2007 - 04:30:37 PM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Thanks man, I just wanted to know..by the way, it is already rusty, I bought it in an antique store in Arkansas for 5 dollars...I have thought of buying a chainsaw, but how well would that work? I understand it has an awkward shape, and it has finite fuel, but I view it as the ultimate killing weapon...
Saturday, September 15th 2007 - 02:30:47 PM
Name: Abyss (stealth assassin)
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:
Two and a half foot wrench...

Zombie Man, your choice of weaponry is as bizarre as your persona. Nevertheless, it is that very taste for the unusual that makes your character original. And though your clothes may be black, your style radiates with an inimitable degree of color.

As for the wrench... not too shabby.

I can only assume that it is either an "open-end" or an "adjustable", for those are the only two types that I have ever seen in such a size. The open-end would have a more balanced feel to it, which would allow for more agile maneuvers. The adjustable would be rather top heavy making it slightly awkward to swing continuously, but the added weight at it's end would create extra gravitational force, resulting in stronger impacts.

Durability would be top notch. In fact, no maintenance would be required at all. It's solid forged steel construction would allow you to rest soundly at night knowing that this tool would never break in the heat of battle. And as long as you cleaned the blood off of it every once and a while, and kept it out of water, you shouldn't have a problem with rust.

As for efficiency, well, it's pretty much going to perform like any other small, heavy, blunt object. Not terrible, but not great.

Be mentally and physically prepared to get upclose and personal with your enemies. (A little too close). You'll notice how easy it is to crack open a skull with a quick single blow, but don't let your guard down. Once faced with a multitude of enemies and forced to execute combo attacks, you'll notice how awkward and sluggish the wrench will become after a few consecutive swings. (Especially with the adjustable type wrench). You'll really have to stay on your toes while matched with this weapon. Having such a short range of attack, means there will be absolutely no room for error. Good defense tactics will be crucial for survival. If your skilled at evading you stand a good chance. As far as offense goes, there's not much too it. Simply swing towards their head. (It's a rather artless and barbaric style of combat).

Another great thing about this weapon, other than it's durability, would be it's mobility. It's small enough to carry on numerous parts of your body leaving you cumbersome free to move lithely. This is especially appreciated when forced to run or climb at a seconds notice. Unfortunately, due to it's weight though, you'll always notice it's presents.

To sum it all up, this weapon would be great for casual encounters, but awful during intense battles. It's short range, awkward feel, and blister rendering grip, will leave you questioning your choice of weaponry. On the plus side, it takes care of itself, you won't have to DRAG it around, and most importantly... it's quiet.

Suggestions: Take care of your hands and wrap the handle end of the wrench with some grip tape made for tennis racquets.

Consider it a back up. Unless you have ninja-like speed that enables you to dodge, roll, and run through small crowds of zombies with ease, I'd keep this one as a "plan B."

Hope my two cents helped...


Friday, September 14th 2007 - 08:37:12 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hey reaper tag your it. hahaha! won't be on again till sunday evening. got to try not to get sick from the kids at work. lata
Friday, September 14th 2007 - 11:15:11 AM
Name: Zombie Man
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Holy shit, I have not signed this thing in about 2 months man...oh well....but I do want some new weapon info from Abyss, how well would a really big 2 1/2 foot wrench do?
Wednesday, September 12th 2007 - 05:27:34 PM
Name: runnin4mylife
E-mail address: starburst832001@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:riding down the interstate weaving around the abandoned cars, i thought about those people back there. why hadn't they wanted to come with us, did they still not accept the fact that everyone they knew was dead. just then i heard reaper tell me to slow down, up ahead was smoke. i slowed to a stop and i looked at him. "Do you think we should go the other way or just keep going?" He looked at me and i knew that he wanted to keep going, i couldn't tell if it was his determination or his curiousity. So we continued forward. Heading toward the smoke. This large stretch of highway with cars everywhere, many of them on fire. where was everyone, were they all dead or undead. it was so strange to see all of this. and for a moment i thought of my beloved steven, and a tear rolled down my chek i didn't want reaper to see. i didn't want him to think i was getting soft, but i knew that he did.
Tuesday, September 11th 2007 - 11:41:05 AM
Name: smiley faces inc
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sunday, September 9th 2007 - 12:24:32 PM
Name: smiley faces inc
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sunday, September 9th 2007 - 12:24:30 PM

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