Yvonne's Guestbook of the Bizarre
If you have a minute, please sign my guestbook if you dare!


Your Lovely Name: Michael
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: webmaster@designsitepro.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.designsitepro.com/
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Sunday, December 3rd 2006 - 10:31:30 PM

Your Lovely Name: Junior
and you are from: Canada and my mothers womb.
Your E-mail address: PJ@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://fightingfirehydrants.com
Your age: Old enuff to know better,young enuff to not give a shite.
Your fantasy: On an island livin off the land and off the grid with a whole shite load of sexy women.Would turn out to be a crappy fantasy if they all were gay...burn!
Your favorite joke: Don't give a shite.Jesus was a hippy.
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: Not a bad page.Bif turns me on so it's all good man.
Friday, November 3rd 2006 - 08:14:22 PM

Your Lovely Name: Lilly Sixtensson
and you are from: sweden
Your E-mail address: lilly65@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.freewebs.com/paul-scott/paultheperson.htm
Your age: 30
Your fantasy: Hello Everybody!

Please read this email, you could help save a man’s life. This is a letter about Paul William Scott. I found out about his case on Amnesty’s website. He is currently on death row for a crime he did not commit. There is evidence that he is innocent but he cannot get an appeal because of legal bureaucracy. There was a hearing on DNA-grounds a few weeks ago. Paul Scott was denied a new trial again. Paul’s attorneys can prove that he is innocent. The problem is that the court has lost all the evidence from the original trial, thereby effectively stopping the possibility of questioning that material.

Paul Scott’ is a good natured and gentle man who loves animals and especially cats. He has foetal alcohol syndrome and an IQ of 69 which means that he is legally retarded. For a brief summary on Paul Scott’ s case and more about him as a person please visit http://www.paulscott.us/writing2.html

The real murderer, Rick Kondina, has admitted to the killing of Alessi and has signed an affidavit that Paul is innocent. Kondina has admitted that he struck the victim several times with an unopened champagne bottle, in October 1990. The fact is that Rick Kondian cut himself badly in his left finger and has a scar after that wound. Read investigator Jeffery Welsh affidavit that met both Kondian and Scott, and has seen the scar on Kondians finger. ( http://www.paulscott.us/walsh.htm )
Your favorite joke: Kondian clams that Alessi drugged them and tried to rape him. He served 15 years in prison for the attack and is a free man today. Here is Kondian’s own affidavit to courts. http://www.paulscott.us/kondian1.htm

Kondian has on several occasions bragged to other inmates about killing Alessi because he was a ‘fag’. Here is a sworn affidavit from another inmate who witnessed this and would be willing to testify to it. http://www.paulscott.us/coffin.htm

In fact, Paul had already left and was not at the scene when Alessi was murdered. The case against him is built on circumstantial evidence that only place Paul at the scene. The murder weapon was never found and was never linked to Paul. Read the affidavit of the coroner. http://www.paulscott.us/cuevas.htm
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: Furthermore, there is evidence that the investigators as well as the prosecution have manipulated the evidence to strengthen their case. Read the evidence evaluation and see how the prosecution manipulated with the evidence. http://www.paulscott.us/evidence.htm

Every last member of the original jury now acknowledges that they have been deceived and agrees that Paul William Scott must be released. For their sworn affidavits please visit www.paulscott.us

People, it’s time to raise your voice for justice here or a innocent man will be in prison whole his life. If you can help Paul Scott or know anybody who can help him please let me know. If you want to help him but don’t know how then you can send this e-mail to all your friends and tell them about Paul Scott. You can always ask me how to help him.

I whish all of you the very best and hope that you will live a long, good, and healthy life. Everybody deserves that. If you want to get in touch with me and ask me questions, please e-mail to me at lilly65@hotmail.com .

Thank you for reading this e-mail.

Sincerely,

Lilly Sixtensson

Friday, September 22nd 2006 - 11:10:10 PM

Your Lovely Name: Bill
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: bduenskie@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.walkenclips.com
Your fantasy: :o
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Monday, May 1st 2006 - 08:53:45 AM

Your Lovely Name: Billie
and you are from: Venus
Your E-mail address: iambillie@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.blah.com
Your age: 308558 and 5/8
Your fantasy: Dont think it can b ritten here
Your favorite joke: 2 men walkd in2 a bar
Ouch!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Not rely
Sunday, April 16th 2006 - 04:44:31 AM

Your Lovely Name: Koshkitko
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: nosdsa@saddsah.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://url/
Your fantasy: Very good site! I like it! Thanks!
Your favorite joke: Very good site! I like it! Thanks!
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: Very good site! I like it! Thanks!
Sunday, January 1st 2006 - 02:26:59 PM

Your Lovely Name: natasha
and you are from: canada
Your E-mail address: katnat95@hotmail.com
Your age: 14
Your fantasy: meeting bif naked and rocking out with her and get tatted up with her
Your favorite joke: when the chickin crossed the road haha
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: your page is sweet ass i love the pics
Monday, November 28th 2005 - 08:32:10 PM

Your Lovely Name: A. Brooke
and you are from: California
Your age: 21
Your fantasy: Like I'd tell you!
Your favorite joke: Anything that's not racist or sexist! Anyone whose jokes contain this subject matter are not educated and they're very insecure.
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: I can't get over her hotness & her tattoos! So hot!
Monday, July 11th 2005 - 07:51:31 PM

Your Lovely Name: DR VAL MAGA
and you are from: LOME
Your E-mail address: VALMAGA@YAHOO.FR
Your age: 54
Your favorite joke: HELLO ALL MUGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DEY HERE LIKE DELEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: HELLO ALL MUGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DEY HERE LIKE DELEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thursday, June 23rd 2005 - 02:37:02 PM

Your Lovely Name: chris
and you are from: TEXAS
Your E-mail address: howdy@reckonwordwide.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.reckonwordwide.com
Your fantasy: Hi, love your site and thought you might be interested in my Christopher Walken tee shirts - high quality silkscreens and for a limited time only! Site is in final stages of a redesign but there is a temp page up with images. You can order direct, or if you want several email me and I can provide wholesale info. have a great one!
Your favorite joke: nasa
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 07:40:28 PM

Your Lovely Name: cheyenne krempo
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: skidoo00000
Your fantasy: guess wat bif naked is my aunt!!!!!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Sunday, May 29th 2005 - 11:05:22 PM

Your Lovely Name: Lilian Vaz
and you are from: Brazil
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.geocities.com/walkenbrazil
Your fantasy: Happy Birthday.Mr. Christopher Walken!

From Lilian Vaz
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Thursday, March 31st 2005 - 02:18:56 PM

Your Lovely Name: Maree A Peterson
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: mapeterson@dodo.com.au
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: I loved Chris Doing the Raven, excellent!!
Monday, January 17th 2005 - 12:56:41 AM

Your Lovely Name: Dial 844 944
and you are from: Switzerland
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.geocities.com/scumfucalleytrashcan
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: BOOKMARK NOW!!!!!
Monday, December 13th 2004 - 11:48:35 AM

Your Lovely Name: guymanuc
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: guy@uc.net
Your age: banker
Your fantasy: i dey hereooooooooooooooooooo
Your favorite joke: hrte
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Sunday, September 19th 2004 - 04:39:38 PM

Your Lovely Name: Tabby
and you are from: U.S.A
Your E-mail address: brook25000wrd@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://i dont have one. i have a web journal but no homepage
Your fantasy: sex with i guy that can have multiple orgams... wait i can already get that!
Your favorite joke: Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...

1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It won't complain if you share it with friends.
6. It's "quick and convenient".
7. You can enjoy it more than once.
8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
9. You can make it as large as you want.
10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
12. You can comparison shop.
13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
17. It comes chocolate flavoured.
18. You always know when to get rid of it.
19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
20. It's always ready to go.
21. You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
25. You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
26. It won't take up room in your bed.
27. It's easy to pick up.
28. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
29. You know what the extra weight is from.
30. It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
32. It is very pliable.
33. You can sculpt it into ANY form you want.
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: ok. where can i get some picks of the "stick girl bif" like the ones in the I bificus album cover? any ideas
Wednesday, September 15th 2004 - 06:30:57 PM

Your Lovely Name: KATHY
and you are from: YUMA
Your E-mail address: KTTCLLW@AOL.COM
Your age: 36
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Saturday, July 24th 2004 - 12:38:16 AM

Your Lovely Name: VRC
and you are from: Germany
Your E-mail address: cursed@gmx.de
Your age: 25
Your fantasy: Guess, but you'll never know!!!
Your favorite joke: --- xXx ---
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: Lovely!!!
Monday, June 14th 2004 - 01:22:20 PM

Your Lovely Name: monika
and you are from: bakersfield, CA
Your E-mail address: fire_kitty21@yahoo.com
Your age: 17
Your fantasy: the world in Tim Burton's image. Tim Burton is GOD!
Your favorite joke: don't have one
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: it's cool
Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 02:43:50 PM

Your Lovely Name: Bruce MacGibbon
and you are from: United States
Your E-mail address: bmacgibbon@hotmail.com
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Wednesday, April 21st 2004 - 06:26:08 PM

Your Lovely Name: richard
and you are from: canada
Your E-mail address: richard140@msn.com
Your age: 46
Your fantasy: my fantasy is to able to fully express myself through whatever medium is nessecary.
Your favorite joke: humanity
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: i love it, i love bif and i love cw 'i love myself today'and i think this page rocks,
Saturday, April 17th 2004 - 12:00:33 PM

Your Lovely Name: richard
and you are from: canada
Your E-mail address: richard140@msn.com
Your age: 46
Your fantasy: my fantasy is to able to fully express myself through whatever medium is nessecary.
Your favorite joke: humanity
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: i love it, i love bif and i love cw 'i love myself today'and i think this page rocks,
Saturday, April 17th 2004 - 11:56:30 AM

Your Lovely Name: okafor okafor
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: maga@maga.com
Your fantasy: you better observe me
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Monday, March 8th 2004 - 05:40:44 PM

Your Lovely Name: Will
and you are from: United States
Your E-mail address: hermesmercury2003@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://kingstygian.proboards27.com
Your fantasy: To get Yvonne to register at my Bif Naked message board so she can help educate people there and post some of the great concert pics I saw here.
Your favorite joke: 2 guys and a monkey go into a bar, nah... it's dumb.

You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: nope but feel free to check mine out.
Sunday, February 8th 2004 - 11:31:05 PM

Your Lovely Name: ko
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: w3@ko.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.only-matures.com
Your age: 2
Your fantasy: bizzare
Your favorite joke: haha
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: cool
Saturday, February 7th 2004 - 12:50:50 PM

Your Lovely Name: Will
and you are from: United States
Your E-mail address: hermesmercury2003@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://kingstygian.proboards27.com/index.cgi
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: I enjoyed your page very much... feel free to drop by my insignifigant message board for Bif.

Friday, January 30th 2004 - 12:03:15 AM

Your Lovely Name: Troggy
and you are from: Kansas - ugh
Your E-mail address: i'll pass
Your age: hahahahahaha
Your fantasy: to have Bif Naked as a good friend
Your favorite joke: i can't remember jokes
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: anyone who takes the time to create a Bif webpage rocks tho I'm not sure about the CW obsession to each their own
Thursday, January 22nd 2004 - 07:46:50 PM

Your Lovely Name: KoldKadavr
and you are from: Swaziland, baby! Yeah, baby!
Your E-mail address: theautomann@msn.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.reddINK.com
Your age: 33
Your fantasy: to be martyred (have my head chopped off) for Christ, thus, becoming a saint. Ah, martyrdom.
Your favorite joke: What's round on the ends, yet, high in the middle? C'mon. Easy if you think about it. Answer when you sign my GB, doll.
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: What do people think of me? I could care less. They'll perish, too. Besides, MUCH MORE important realities await thee: Both God and I want you in the Great Beyond. How do you get there? Belief in the Trinity and frequent confession. We know you can make it if you follow our guidelines in this Very-Finite-Existence. Sign the Guest Book, too. God Bless You.
Saturday, September 27th 2003 - 01:20:04 PM

Your Lovely Name: Karen
and you are from: Kentucky
Your E-mail address: karensgh@yahoo.com
Your age: 25
Your fantasy: Not to rip off your idea, Kathy, but I must! I have to dance with this guy. Have to. And the ghost stories would be pretty good as well. Anything else would just be a bonus.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Nice site- like the articles
Friday, September 26th 2003 - 08:05:03 AM

Your Lovely Name: Katherine Lee
and you are from: Virginia, USA
Your E-mail address: galsmom@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://idontreallyhaveone.com
Your age: 33
Your fantasy: I would love to dance with Christopher Walken, then listen to him read me ghost stories.
Your favorite joke: Calling my overly fertile sister-in-law MADAME OVARY.

I know, it's a lame literary joke.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Nice page. I look forward to updates. Thanks for having the Raven Xperience. It sounds great.
Wednesday, September 24th 2003 - 12:46:53 PM

Your Lovely Name: Freeway
and you are from: Denmark
Your E-mail address: webmaster@bizarrefetish.ws
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.bizarrefetish.ws/index.html
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: I like it.
Monday, August 11th 2003 - 01:14:08 PM

Your Lovely Name: MUGU
and you are from: TOGO
Your E-mail address: mugu@mugu.com
Your fantasy: MUGUS
Your favorite joke: MUGU MUST DROP
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: VERY GOOOOOOD
Friday, August 8th 2003 - 07:07:30 AM

Your Lovely Name: Talia & Sharon
and you are from: the kingdom of dwarfs
Your age: 18
Your fantasy: Jhonny Depp!!!!
Your favorite joke: Once upon a time, a man asked a kid: "Hey, kid! What's the time?" and the kid said: "I'm not a kid, I'm a tomato"
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: Long live your queen (Latifah)
Thursday, June 26th 2003 - 09:56:56 AM

Your Lovely Name: Luis Rodríguez Jiménez
and you are from: Spain
Your E-mail address: webmaster@graccurris.tk
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.graccurris.tk
Your age: 21
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Saturday, June 21st 2003 - 02:46:19 PM

Your Lovely Name: Joe Damain
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: larrynobel@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.score850.com
Your fantasy: Great site! Keep the faith, remain positive and keep pursuing your dreams!
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 12:58:11 AM

Your Lovely Name: Sarah Susan
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: drbeermug@aol.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.score850.com
Your fantasy: Very good webpage you have here, and best greetings to all your visitors.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 12:59:49 AM

Your Lovely Name: Sal Zampano
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: HartFoundation19@netscape.net
Your age: 24
Your fantasy: I love Torrie Wilson so much, she married me, hugged me, kissed me, made love with me, relaxed in the tub with me, and slept with me.
Your favorite joke: blonde jokes
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: I wnat to see Torrie Wilson NAKED!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, June 11th 2003 - 11:29:06 AM

Your Lovely Name: Maeck
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: maeck@snowboard.ch
Your favorite joke: can't remember
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: hi yvonne. wenn du am konzert in zuerich warst. im luv may 98 dann nimm doch bitte kontakt mit mir auf. per e-mail ( adresse oben ) thanks
Saturday, May 24th 2003 - 12:15:42 PM

Your Lovely Name: Sarah Susan
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: feefob@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.growthhormoneonlinestore.com
Your fantasy: Good work !!! I will suggest this site to my friends.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, May 21st 2003 - 07:07:01 AM

Your Lovely Name: Jeff Stankwell
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: drbeermug@aol.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.herbalmedicinesite.com
Your fantasy: Good work !!! I will suggest this site to my friends.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, May 21st 2003 - 07:06:36 AM

Your Lovely Name: William J Foster
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: oodball@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.creditcardguaranteedapproval.net
Your fantasy: his is good website you have here, glad to put my step on it, Best greetings to you and all your visitors.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Sunday, May 11th 2003 - 08:44:44 PM

Your Lovely Name: Larry Barstool
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: marertson@lycosmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.debtconsolidatoronline.com
Your fantasy: It's a family website, Anthony. Diverse content describing diverse interests. But thanks for signing the guestbook.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Monday, May 5th 2003 - 01:58:41 AM

Your Lovely Name: Dave Sitbon
and you are from: Earth
Your E-mail address: nobtis5@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.geocities.com/nobtis5/Nobtis.html
Your age: 31
Your fantasy: I would like 240 pounds of pudding while jazz and R&B music is playing in the background.
Your favorite joke: Why did the blonde drug-addict snort Neutra-Sweet?


- She thought it was diet coke!
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: Great site. I enjoyed my visit here very much. You'll have to stop by my site...I'm sure you'll all LOVE it! Please keep up the good work, as I'll surely visit again. Thanks, and take care.
Sunday, April 27th 2003 - 09:27:23 AM

Your Lovely Name: sabrina
and you are from: deutschland
Your age: 13
Your fantasy: ich mag dich sehr darf ich dich treffen bitte
ich bin ein fan von dir.
sie sehen voll süs aus in god army 3 wegen ihren haaren
und ihr gesicht.ACH ja HAPPY BIRTHDAY 31.3.
Your favorite joke: Gabriel Simon Luzifer
hahaha
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Sunday, March 30th 2003 - 10:16:03 AM

Your Lovely Name: sabrina
and you are from: ´deutschland
Your age: 13
Your fantasy: ich sehe sie sehr gerne in God´s army 1 2 3
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Saturday, March 29th 2003 - 11:27:43 AM

Your Lovely Name: Bettina
and you are from: Holland
Your E-mail address: dancing_girl17@hotmail.com
Your age: 17
Your fantasy: Christopher whas younger..i liked him so much in the movie ''the deer hunter'' HE WHAS ''HOT'' :)
Your favorite joke: everything i'm so funny :P
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: No i'm nice :P its cool
Saturday, March 22nd 2003 - 01:56:32 PM

Your Lovely Name: Jaroslav Perkl
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: glip666@seznam.cz
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.btd-online-casino.com/
Your age: 15
Your fantasy: ye i´ve got some
Your favorite joke: I dont like jokes
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: GREAT! Really great I was looking for a site like this for a very long time. Go on!
Saturday, March 15th 2003 - 01:56:10 AM

Your Lovely Name: Emma
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: moonlightshadow@evilemail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www22.brinkster.com/bificus50
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: umm no?
Your favorite joke: What is brown and sticky? A stick!!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Cool site! Want to exchange links? Rock on, all Bif fans!
Thursday, January 9th 2003 - 05:30:08 PM

Your Lovely Name: Beth
and you are from: Scotland
Your E-mail address: bifnaked69@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://dontfuckenhave1
Your age: 17
Your fantasy: To be me!!! If you knew me you'd know why! Lol
Your favorite joke: erm, what's pink and spongy? A pink sponge
what's blue and spongy? A pink sponge in disguise
Real funny huh?
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Sooper
Tuesday, December 10th 2002 - 01:38:27 PM

Your Lovely Name: Phillip Pursel
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: PhilMe66@aol.com
Your fantasy: I would like to see Christopher Walkin paintings. Please send any information on his art work or where to view his paintings. Thank you, Phillip
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Monday, October 14th 2002 - 01:52:17 AM

Your Lovely Name: Jilly
and you are from: NS, Canada
Your E-mail address: koolchik99@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.ifwisheswerehorses.ca/
Your age: 14
Your fantasy: To meet Bif Naked, learn guitar, have Bif Naked plead to me to join her band, have me accept and then after a few years, I write a bunch of books for teens and they're best-sellers.
Your favorite joke: Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and way
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her and said
"What's in the bowl bitch?"
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Awesome page! Bif is my hero, man! She really is awesome! So, hey! You should visit my site some time! Or better yet, my Bif Naked Clique site. Hope to tty soon! Ciao!
-Jilly
Saturday, October 12th 2002 - 12:12:19 PM

Your Lovely Name: Lawrence McEvoy
and you are from: U.S.
Your E-mail address: lj_mo@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.msn.com
Your age: 14
Your favorite joke: one time a penguin was driving down a desert road and his car broke down so he found a mechanic to tow his car and he got a ride and there was a grocery store nextdoor so the penguin goes in and gets some ice cream. it was a really hot day co the ice cream was all drippy and stuff. so the penguin went over to talk to the mechanic and the mechanic said "it looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin said "oh, no thats just the ice cream"
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: no it rox
Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 - 02:45:17 PM

Your Lovely Name: Lawrence McEvoy
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: lj_mo@hotmail.com
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 - 02:38:03 PM

Your Lovely Name: Dave
and you are from: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Your E-mail address: nobtis5@yahoo.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.geocities.com/nobtis5/Nobtis.html
Your age: 30
Your fantasy: Being rich and famous and having a dream date with Jerri Ryan (7 of 9 of "Star Trek: Voyager", as my girlfriend doesn't even mind! LOL
Your favorite joke: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
--I'll tell you tomorrow!
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Great site! I enjoyed my visit here very much. You'll have to stop by my site...I'm sure you'll all LOVE it. Please keep up the good work, as I'll surely visit again. Thanks, and take care.
Monday, July 22nd 2002 - 03:41:42 PM

Your Lovely Name: Rivers Cuomo
and you are from: Weezer Land
Your E-mail address: wouldnt u like to know
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.Weezer.com/
Your age: 33
Your fantasy: one word...Japan
Your favorite joke: Rivers Cuomo, Scott stapp and Dave matthews are in a room discussing which one is the better song writter

Dave argues he is the best song writter because his song lyrics are deep and personal...

Scott cuts him off stateing that he is claerly the best songwritter because God comes to him and inspires his music.

Rivers looks @ Scott and says
,"No I Dont!!"
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Wednesday, July 17th 2002 - 08:24:25 PM

Your Lovely Name: Toke
and you are from: California U.S.A.
Your age: 22
Your fantasy: To live ina a place where I dont have to explain myself or what Im doing to anyone else
Your favorite joke: Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics???
Not being a fucking retard.

Its okay I can say jokes like this for two reasons
1. My brother is mentally challenged and I realize its a rough life
2. I dont give a fuck about what you think about me or my attitude towards life
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Wednesday, July 10th 2002 - 10:36:43 PM

Your Lovely Name: Daniel
and you are from: vancouver canada
Your E-mail address: rocknroll_dude@hotmail.com
Your age: 17
Your fantasy: BIF!
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: I heard that bif naked is doing a song with this band called 'flipswitch'....i went to their site www.flipswitchmusic.com and found nothing on Bif but this band fucking rocks...and the bass player(spiderbaby) IS FUCKING HOT!
Thursday, July 4th 2002 - 12:53:02 PM

Your Lovely Name: getme
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: getme@yahoo.com
Your fantasy: GET MY ALL TIME phone 0016506425255
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, June 19th 2002 - 06:37:53 AM

Your Lovely Name: evan
and you are from: Switzerland
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: www.fromthemouth.cjb.net a sweet site with alanis on it
Thursday, June 6th 2002 - 02:34:17 AM

Your Lovely Name: J.M.
and you are from: Germany
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: Marry Christopher Walken and Sean Connery...
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: You rock...
Tuesday, March 19th 2002 - 07:08:28 AM

Your Lovely Name: jevon
and you are from: Switzerland
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Sunday, March 3rd 2002 - 02:20:36 PM

Your Lovely Name: Susan Ward
and you are from: Switzerland
Your fantasy: Love ya. Thanks!

F Free StuffE
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Thursday, February 28th 2002 - 07:22:42 PM

Your Lovely Name: Winnipegindie
and you are from: Canada
Your E-mail address: winnipegindie@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.geocities.com/winnipegindie/1.html
Your fantasy: go to http://www.geocities.com/winnipegindie/1.html for interviews news reviews and more!!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Friday, February 22nd 2002 - 07:19:54 PM

Your Lovely Name: Lee Joo Sup
and you are from: Korea
Your E-mail address: espoir11@freechal.com
Your age: 25
Your fantasy: I want a ghost after death, traveling aroud the world
where I want to go, even in the desert,deep sea.
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: I ask you one thing.
I'm very appreciated "Raven", it's rare, I can't find anywhere. But from stanza6~7 to end, window media doesn't work. Can you fix this problem?
Please, I desparately want to hear Walkn's "Raven".

I live in Korea. In my Country, his article, picture and
other source is difficult to find.

I want to visit next.

Thank you, your home.
Monday, January 28th 2002 - 12:45:35 AM

Your Lovely Name: jose
and you are from: indio, c.a
Your E-mail address: jose@ims.666
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: to meet slipkot and kill some bitch who dosent deserve it
Your favorite joke: how do cucumsise a red neck?

kick his sisiter in the chin.
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Tuesday, January 22nd 2002 - 11:23:40 AM

Your Lovely Name: Ashton
and you are from: Canada
Your E-mail address: ashton198@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://hey.to/daydreamer
Your age: 14
Your fantasy: My fantasy hmm...prolly to jump off a mountian or cliff or bungee jump and know for ssure that i will not...*coughs* die
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: o course not!
Monday, January 21st 2002 - 01:20:41 PM

Your Lovely Name: Rick Seely
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: advisor@gotpetsonline.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.gotpetsonline.com
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Thursday, January 17th 2002 - 07:01:27 AM

Your Lovely Name: RICH BRUNNER
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: RBREWMASTER@AOL.COM
Your age: 50
Your fantasy: PLAY BASS FOR BIF
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: TOTALY BOSS PAGE KEEP UPDATING IT
Monday, January 7th 2002 - 10:28:08 AM

Your Lovely Name: cody presley
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: www.gramawiththecows
Your age: 23
Your fantasy: to have my sexual way with a star
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Thursday, December 13th 2001 - 08:35:04 AM

Your Lovely Name: kim angel
and you are from: rhode island...not as small as they say lol
Your E-mail address: darkangelmik@hotmail.com
Your age: 20
Your fantasy: just following the directions.....
Your favorite joke: again probably not appropriate
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Tuesday, December 11th 2001 - 08:51:32 AM

Your Lovely Name: Sean Plummer
and you are from: Toronto
Your E-mail address: Access Magazine
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.accessmag.com
Your fantasy: Hello. I'm the editor of Access Magazine, and we just put Bif on the cover of our December-January issue. Could you create a link to our site? It would be greatly appreciated. The URL is www.accessmag.com. Bif looks great.

Sean Plummer, Editor
Access Magazine

PS. If anyone liked the black nit top Bif's wearing on the 2nd last page, I can get you in touch with the designer, a friend of mine.
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Friday, November 30th 2001 - 12:54:01 PM

Your Lovely Name: antuan
and you are from: CALIFORNIA
Your E-mail address: dangeroustits@yahoo.com
Your age: 17
Your fantasy: !TO BE The BESt At WHAT I SUCK DOING!
Your favorite joke: I Have No GOOd OF A JOKE BUT MY FRAVITE SAYING IS.
(LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET.)
THATS MY FRAVITE SAYING AND THIS IS ANOTHER ONE ITS.
LOOKE AT ME DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE.
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: COOL AND NEED MORE COLOR AND PICTURES PORN NO OTHERS OK COOL WELL NICE PAGE E-MAIL ME ALL YOU WHO READ THIS COOL SEE YOU LATERS YA ALLL..
Thursday, November 29th 2001 - 02:38:23 PM

Your Lovely Name: Vinnie
and you are from: USA
Your E-mail address: Biff721@yahoo.com
Your age: 41(No laughing!)
Your fantasy: bif naked and PJ harvey at the same time. If you know what I mean.
Your favorite joke: Why won't sharks eat divorced women? They're too bitter!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Pictures, of your tattoo and piercings!
Sunday, November 25th 2001 - 07:05:01 PM

Your Lovely Name: aline
and you are from: brazil
Your E-mail address: xalinex@ilovechocolate.com
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: if someone knows if bif is still straight edge, please send me an email. thanxs! =*
Friday, November 23rd 2001 - 05:47:00 PM

Your Lovely Name: KeLLy GRRRL
and you are from: CANADA
Your E-mail address: kellygrrrl@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://kellygrrrl.iuma.com
Your age: 21
Your fantasy: TO BE A ROCKSTAR AND............
Your favorite joke: YOU
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: COOL FUCKIN' PAGE.....FIRST BIF NAKED SITE I'VE BEEN ON..
IS BIF TOURING ANY TIME SOON?? HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS......
Friday, November 23rd 2001 - 10:17:15 AM

Your Lovely Name: KeLLy g
and you are from: Switzerland
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Friday, November 23rd 2001 - 10:14:16 AM

Your Lovely Name: KeLLy g
and you are from: Switzerland
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Friday, November 23rd 2001 - 10:14:17 AM

Your Lovely Name: KeLLy g
and you are from: Switzerland
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Friday, November 23rd 2001 - 10:14:17 AM

Your Lovely Name: Carola Maxim
and you are from: Spain
Your E-mail address: carola@private.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.carolamaxim.com
Your age: 24
Your fantasy: Hi, Yvonne!

I really liked your layout... And, also, I want to invite you to send me more hot stories and letters!!! Or jump over and read the steaming letters I've already received.

Kisses,

Carola Maxim
carola@private.com
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: I love your sense of humor :-)))
Tuesday, October 30th 2001 - 04:17:20 AM

Your Lovely Name: Sven
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: krush@masterkush.org
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.masterkush.org
Your age: 26
Your fantasy: Charlton Heston being accidentaly shot in the head :P
Your favorite joke: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the other side of the road is?" "Yeah, sure. It's over there..." "That's strange, I keep getting sent over here..."
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Just surfed on by...
Friday, October 26th 2001 - 08:53:01 AM

Your Lovely Name: Trunkbutt
and you are from: the sexual relations of my parents
Your E-mail address: trunk_butt@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://members.tripod.com/~dusty8/quick.html
Your age: 21-I'll be 22 in two days, Oct. 26
Your fantasy: See, I don't like to talk about it because it makes me look like an idiot. But I will here. I want to go to the diner with Rivers Cuomo and chill, drinking coffee, maybe have a few drinks before or after. not because I'm all like "God, I love him" or anything retarded like that. I just want to chill with teh cat, see what he's all about, because he's such a little enigma to all these teenybopper Weezerfanatics, and they obsess about him on their message boards.
Your favorite joke: I suck at telling jokes, I really do. It makes me look like an ass when I try to tell them, delivering a lame sounding punch line. So I'm going to bow out of the joke telling department. I'm more into monologue style comedy, told by me.
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Not really, it was just by chance that I happened upon your guestbook and divulged my little fantasy.
I'll tell you one secret about me:
I LOVE cough syrup with codeine.
Wednesday, October 24th 2001 - 03:06:05 PM

Your Lovely Name: Sparkles
and you are from: Ontario, Canada
Your E-mail address: cosmicrainbow09@yahoo.ca
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: I don't think you really wanna know!
Your favorite joke: I can't think straight.
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: Hello, Bifsters! I wuv you all, so e-mail me. "Live today.
Try-ok?"
Sunday, September 30th 2001 - 11:39:27 AM

Your Lovely Name: RubyBlueGlitter
and you are from: Bifland
Your E-mail address: rubyblueglitter@yahoo.ca
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: Bif and Brian Molko. 'Nuf said.
Your favorite joke: Two sperm are swimming around, and one asks "Are we in the
uterus yet?", and the other one says "No. We're still in the
esophogus." Hehehe...
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: Sorry if I spelled esophogus wrong. Anyway, where are all
the Bif fans hiding out? All my fellow Bifsters, please
e-mail me!!! Those ducklings are never ugly.
Sunday, September 30th 2001 - 11:15:44 AM

Your Lovely Name: Sparkles
and you are from: Ontario, Canada
Your E-mail address: cosmicrainbow09@yahoo.ca
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: I don't think you wanna know!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: Hello, Bifsters! I want you all to e-mail me. "Live today.
try-ok?"
Sunday, September 30th 2001 - 11:06:29 AM

Your Lovely Name: Amanda
and you are from: I AM CANADIAN
Your E-mail address: sometimes-stable@home.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://don't got one, sorry
Your age: 19
Your fantasy: I don't really got any fantasys maybe dreams but no
fantasies, sorry I got a dull life.
Your favorite joke: I don't have a favorite joke. wish I did tho.
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: I loved your page it rocks. And as for my reaction if I met
bif I would be into much shock to realize it was bif at the
time,later I would totally go nutz.
Thursday, September 20th 2001 - 10:22:03 PM

Your Lovely Name: ladyeve2
and you are from: US
Your E-mail address: theladyeve2@yahoo.com
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: Hi. I’m trying to spread the word to fans that I have some
presskits for Christopher Walken movies up for auction on
ebay through Sunday, Sept. 16. They are
for: “Brainstorm,” “The Comfort of Strangers,” “Wayne’s
World 2,” “Antz,” “Last Man Standing,” “Things to Do in
Denver When You’re Dead,” “Touch,” “Mouse Hunt,”
and “Suicide Kings.” I also have a program card for “The
Dead Zone.” Each presskit has extensive info about the film
and black & white photos. Some also have color slides. My
seller name on ebay is ladyeve2. Here’s a link to my
auction page:
http://cgi6.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?
MfcISAPICommand=ViewListedItems&userid=ladyeve2&include=0&si
nce=-1&sort=2&rows=25
Feel free to contact me about these items at
theladyeve2@yahoo.com . Thanks!
Saturday, September 8th 2001 - 08:09:22 PM

Your Lovely Name: ShAnnon
and you are from: cAnAdA, im from ontario.
Your E-mail address: incubuskid@japanimation.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://numchux4babies.boltpages.com/badmamajamachyld/
Your age: i am 16...
Your fantasy: aw, no porno?! JEEZE!! well i like bif. naw, i love bif.
naw, i think lovez an understatement! i LUST for bif every
day, every nite, every moment of my totally 'bifless' lyfe.
i have almost completed perfection in the art of happiness,
all i need to succeed at that art is having bif... in my
bed. at my dinner table. in my bookbag. i want my very own
bif to have and to keep and to love all my own!
Your favorite joke: Q- whats the difference between an elephant and a mail-box?

(person) "uh... i dunno.... what??"

A- YOU DUNNO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ELEPHANT AND A
MAILBOX?!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: no, its groovy.
Thursday, August 16th 2001 - 11:33:01 AM

Your Lovely Name: Krys
and you are from: fla
Your E-mail address: Parrrotbay@aol.com
Your age: 20 and almost legall
Your fantasy: Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale.... throw me in at anytime....
Your favorite joke: Why do hunters make better lovers????
#1... They go deeper in the bush...
#2... They shoot more then once...
and #3 They Always eat what they shoot...
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Keep it up grrl
Tuesday, July 31st 2001 - 12:28:26 PM

Your Lovely Name: Shavanna Gipson
and you are from: United States
Your E-mail address: none ya business
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://same
Your age: 17 my birthday is coming up and i'll be 18 and i can leave ya ass
Your fantasy: i don't belive in fantasies they come to you every day
Your favorite joke: What does a light bulb and and fucked woman have in
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..........you can unscrew the light bulb!!! hahahaha lol
lol!!!!!
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You don't care at all (get outta here!)
Your bitching, raving, comments: no comments!
Tuesday, July 24th 2001 - 06:44:24 AM

Your Lovely Name: John Doe
and you are from: usa
Your E-mail address: mar_k420us@yahoo.com
Your age: 21
Your fantasy: liking a girls tits on a beach
Your favorite joke: one tim when i was at band camp i stuck a flut in my punte
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: its gay
Thursday, July 12th 2001 - 08:10:10 PM

Your Lovely Name: jane
and you are from: california
Your E-mail address: readmymind@webtv.net
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://don'thaveone.nada
Your age: 39...for the first time. lol
Your fantasy: my fantasy is as yet unknown to me
Your favorite joke: What makes the sounds: sis boom bah ? an exploding sheep !
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: who's BiF ?
Saturday, July 7th 2001 - 11:38:53 PM

Your Lovely Name: Sophie Evans
and you are from: Spain
Your E-mail address: sophieevans@sophieevans.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.sophieevans.com/
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: I like your web very much. It's very interesting. I would like we keep in contact.
Regards,

Sophie Evans
http://www.sophieevans.com/
Tuesday, July 3rd 2001 - 08:35:06 AM

Your Lovely Name: INGA
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: INGA_ROEN@HOTMAIL.COM
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Wednesday, June 6th 2001 - 06:57:11 PM

Your Lovely Name: catErpillar
and you are from: slurrEy
Your E-mail address: caterpillar@candykids.net
Your age: 666
Your fantasy: my fantisy is bif....naked, herd that one b4 eh??? no i wuld like to marry bif, marilryn manson wuld marry us, koRn would play at our wedding, and so wuld staind, and courtney love and shirley manson wuld mudd restle......:)
Your favorite joke: did you hear about the two nuts that walked into the subway??

one of them was a salted!!!)
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: yer page rox ass
Tuesday, May 22nd 2001 - 09:23:05 AM

Your Lovely Name: Katrina
and you are from: Germany
Your E-mail address: ladyvantassel@yahoo.de
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: Is there a chance to view Madonna's video "Bad Girl" online
somewhere? It's got CW in it!
Thursday, April 26th 2001 - 12:28:43 AM

Your Lovely Name: Maritta
and you are from: germany
Your E-mail address: LauterbachUwe@t-online,de
Your age: 37
Your fantasy: meeting Chris(ha,ha)!!
Your favorite joke: not yet
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: nice page
Sunday, April 15th 2001 - 01:05:20 PM

Your Lovely Name: Monica Mansfield
and you are from: WoodBury, New Jersey ( I know I don't know where it is either)
Your E-mail address: Jaidwillow@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://Cheese.com
Your age: 16
Your fantasy: Performing in front of a huge sold out crowd with people
cheering for me. My friend Adam backstage is smiling
because he knows he caused all this for me, well maybe
didn't cause it, but was definetley a catalyst. I know it
isn't a Kinky Fantasy but it is what i want.
Your favorite joke: It is from the Crow...
Eric Draven:"Jesus Christ-Stop me if ya heard this one,
Jesus Christ walks in to a hotel..(Is shot at)..hands the
inn keeper 3 nails and asks..(more gunshots)..can ya put me
up for the night?"
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd cling to them sobbing hysterically
Your bitching, raving, comments: It rocks because Bif Rocks and everything about Bif
Rocks..Like this page which is about Bif....
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 07:51:40 PM

Your Lovely Name: Katrina
and you are from: Germany
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: I found the vid online!!! Its rather blurred but anyway, you
get the impression... ;-)))

www.rosenbaumcreative.com/fanclub/

Have fun!
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 05:15:12 AM

Your Lovely Name: Katrina
and you are from: Germany
Your E-mail address: ladyvantassel@yahoo.de
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Your bitching, raving, comments: Hi all!
Yesterday a friend of mine told me about a new song by
Fatboy Slim with Mr. Walken doing a sort of weird dance
performance in the video... Does anybody know the title?
Maybe there is a chance to view it online??!!
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 06:08:06 AM

Your Lovely Name: Nad
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: nadia_kernen@hotmail.com
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.ubs.com
Your age: weiss nicht, vielleicht 1021?
Your fantasy: Ich erzähl dir das dann unter 4 Augen
Your favorite joke: Scheisse, du weisst doch, dass ich keine Witze weiss, oder?
Besser du mailst mir mal einen, dann kann ich ihn hier rein
schreiben... ;-)
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Finds ne coole Seite, warum schmeisst du denn kein Bild von
dir und deinem Lover in Kuba drauf? Oder nen Scan von diesem
Foto, dass er da gemacht hat (dann hättest du sicher mehr
Besucher...)
Tuesday, March 13th 2001 - 04:26:33 AM

Your Lovely Name: Nad
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: nadia_kernen@hotmail.com
Your age: weiss nicht, vielleicht 1021?
Your fantasy: Ich erzähl dir das dann unter 4 Augen
Your favorite joke: Scheisse, du weisst doch, dass ich keine Witze weiss, oder?
Besser du mailst mir mal einen, dann kann ich ihn hier rein
schreiben... ;-)
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Finds ne coole Seite, warum schmeisst du denn kein Bild von
dir und deinem Lover in Kuba drauf? Oder nen Scan von diesem
Foto, dass er da gemacht hat (dann hättest du sicher mehr
Besucher...)
Tuesday, March 13th 2001 - 04:26:33 AM

Your Lovely Name: Nad
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: nadia_kernen@hotmail.com
Your age: weiss nicht, vielleicht 1021?
Your fantasy: Ich erzähl dir das dann unter 4 Augen
Your favorite joke: Scheisse, du weisst doch, dass ich keine Witze weiss, oder?
Besser du mailst mir mal einen, dann kann ich ihn hier rein
schreiben... ;-)
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Finds ne coole Seite, warum schmeisst du denn kein Bild von
dir und deinem Lover in Kuba drauf? Oder nen Scan von diesem
Foto, dass er da gemacht hat (dann hättest du sicher mehr
Besucher...)
Tuesday, March 13th 2001 - 04:21:46 AM

Your Lovely Name: Savvnah west
and you are from: united kingdom
Your age: 15
Your fantasy: for my life to be so good that i dont have to fantacise
Your favorite joke: cant write it because its to dirty but its about whales and
sailors(the other word for them men at sea(hint) falling
over board and a female whale taking the option to swallow
them rather then spit them out
You are here because of me (are you trying to be polite?)
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: not at present
Friday, March 2nd 2001 - 06:01:28 PM

Your Lovely Name: Rosanne
and you are from: United States
Your E-mail address: stoogiegirl@hotmail.com
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You'd faint on the spot
Monday, February 26th 2001 - 01:45:02 PM

Your Lovely Name: candie m. frazier
and you are from: hemet ca.
Your E-mail address: ghstlady@aol.com
Your age: 23
Your fantasy: to wish and hope for the rest of my life hoping that he
will notice that i am alive and fall in love with me so i
could hear that unique voice, snuggle,smell,taste, have
kids tons of them!!!!!! and forget the rest of the world is
there
Your favorite joke: the chicken crossed the ..............
You are here because of Christopher Walken
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: the coolest site yet.
Saturday, February 17th 2001 - 02:26:44 AM

Your Lovely Name: Ronaldo Hill
and you are from: Switzerland
Your E-mail address: ron@newcollege.co.uk
Your Homepage URL:
(no entry is not an option)
http://www.picturesofron.com
Your age: 49
Your fantasy: To run free and wild in Scotland, among my Bees.
Your favorite joke: A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

It was an iron bar.
You are here because of both of them
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: Your page is really rather shockingly bad. Have you ever
seen www.webpagesthatsuck.com and if not, why not. Learn
some tips.

And I'm well sexy too.

Ron.
Thursday, February 8th 2001 - 10:27:30 AM

Your Lovely Name: Kari
and you are from: Middle of Nowhere Oklahoma
Your E-mail address: princess8751106@aol.com
Your fantasy: jello jello jello jello!
You are here because of Bif Naked
If you ran into BiF/Walken, You behave nicely since you want an autograph and their private phone# as well...
Your bitching, raving, comments: I love the Spice Grrrls thing, but you misspelt Shirley
Manson's name....
Saturday, February 3rd 2001 - 04:21:54 PM

Your Lovely Name: HIS SEXILENCE
and you are from: TEXAS