Welcome to my nifty Dreambook, a free guestbook service from New Dream Network and the DreamHost!If you have a minute, please add your entry to those below by signing my Dreambook!
| Name: | hank |
| Comments: | hey jared---dont be mad because the ladies wont even dance for you even when you try to pay them, you sound like a lonly young guy who cant get laid and pleasures himself alot. i dont need to pay these women, my wife and i just go for the hell of it to have fun and to help with the sexual excitement. DONT BE JEALOUS |
| Name: | Jared |
| Comments: | Well then you are a 68 y/o perv and no wonder why you go to strip bars lonely youre whole life and the only time women pay attantion to you is when you pay them. These are all under aged little girls who need green cards! |
| Name: | Hank |
| Comments: | Im a 68 y/o regular and love this place, the girls are all great and really know how to work a pole this place is a 10 out of 10, girls are stunning with a small chest, but really know how to dance. |
| Name: | Tim |
| Comments: | I agree all the girls are just nasty and under aged and the club should be shut down. |
| Name: | Rob |
| Comments: | I care what jojo and everyone else says about the club it is sleazy and many of the girls are under age so if you go there and like what you see you have be a patifile or just a sick person with issues. |
| Name: | Dream on |
| Comments: | Just curious......does anyone really give a rats ass what JOJO thinks about The Crazy Russian or the girls that work there? It sure sounds like they spent a lot of time going there and trying to get to know the ladies. I wonder why, if its so bad. Unfortunately I haven't made it there in quite awhile myself. I always enjoyed the friendly, non threatening, exotic not sleazy atmosphere there. Best of luck to Valeria, Vlademir, Katya ;) and the rest of the crew. |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | NOONE WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LET A STRIPPER CLOSE TO HEART IN ORDER FOR HER TO BREAK IT. FAMILIAR FACE LEARN HOW TO SPELL OBVIOUSLY YOURE JUST AS UNEDUCATED AS THE GIRLS WHICH IS WHY YOU KEEP GOING THERE. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE PRIORITIES TOWARD EDUCATION AND SHOULD BE ARTISTIC HAVE SOME KIND OF CULTURE HUMOR AND THAT MY FRIEND IS WHAT I CALL A CLASS ACT. AFTER TALKING TO 4 OF THE GIRLS NONE OF THERE PARENTS EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO HERE FOR A LIVING AND IF THEY WERE EVER TO FIND OUT THEY WOULD BE DISOWNED FROM THERE FAMILIES. INNA WAS MARRIED TO A VERY NICE GUY ONCE SHE GOT HER PAPERS SHE DIVORCED HIM, NASTYA IS ENGAGED AND FLIRTS WITH OTHER MEN TAKES HER CLOTHES OF DOR THEM AND GOES OUT WITH THEM I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER SLUTS THERE DO THE SAME! |
| Name: | A familar face |
| Comments: | Wow!! What bar is this idoit going to. It can''t be the Crazy Russian. JoJo or Jay get a life. If you want a whore go to a street corner and pick one up. If you want a high class Whore look in the phone book and call a Escort service. You have no class. If your heartbroken about one of the girls keep it to yourself.
I started visiting the Crazy Russian back in April. I thought I knew what it was about when i walk in the door. Let me tell you. If I was to stop going their today and never entered The Crazy Russian again, my first impressions about the place would have been wrong. Valarie and Vladdy have class, and there marketing stratagies are different then other strip clubs. I don't care to classify the crazy russian as a strip club. All the ladies are awesome. Guys you must remeber the girls are working their job. Earning a living just like you do at your job. The all have different personalities so find one that fits yours. So, if you don't like one girl try another. Guys there is one girl there that i had a problem with,we worked it out and i keep my space. But on the other hand I enjoy the company of two and they can set beside me anytime. Camalie's is a knock out, but her personality and demaeanor set her far above the rest. When i stop going to the crazy russian i will never forget her. She is a sweetheart and class act. She has helped and touch my life forever through the converstain we have had. I don't look at here as a sex object I look at here as a friend. So, I believe the Crazy Russian isn't for everybody. But if you have class, stop in. If you want a sleezy girl go somewhere else. p.s Vladdy get the shot glasses out and keep buying the pizzas. Ordering a Crazy Russian Pizza is Priceless. g.m. |
| Name: | Big Nate |
| Comments: | I love this Bar!!! Its nice to have somewhere that has mature entertainment that isn't sleazy or trashy.
The Crazy Russian is it...all the girls are hot!! and they are really cool too!! check em out for yourself. :) |
| Name: | Big Nate |
| Comments: | I love this Bar!!! Its nice to have somewhere that has mature entertainment that isn't sleazy or trashy.
The Crazy Russian is it...all the girls are hot!! and they are really cool too!! check em out for yourself. :) |
| Name: | MR BEE |
| Comments: | I was at the crazy russian last sat with my girlfriend. we had a great time. This place is really awesome.
See all you again real soon!! Thanks for everything! the one the only MR BEE |
| Name: | Al |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | IM NOT A LOOSER AND THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME THEIR AND KEEP GOING IS BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE TO PAY ONE TO SEE HER NAKED. SO YOU GET A LIFE. |
| Name: | Alex |
| Comments: | I went to the Crazy Russian for the firs time about two months ago and have been back 5 or six time since. I have had a great time everytime. I hope that the looser who keeps posting the crap on here gets a life cause he says nothing but lies.
I love all you girls... see you soon... Alex |
| Name: | Girl fan |
| Comments: | I'm usually pretty bored at a strip club --- as a woman I'm not the most visual person in the room and if a woman is dancing I'd really much rather touch her. Anyway, having said that, I had a really good time last night and found that this bar was much more entertaining than usual strip clubs. The girls seemed to have personality instead of drug problems and I thought they were beautiful. They made me feel welcome even though I was a woman and I thank you for the whole experience. |
| Name: | Dfence |
| Comments: | "Uninteligent?" "Uneducated?" I wouldn't be so sure about that... I know for a fact that these girls have been and some still are collge. "doesnt have anything to do with their skills as entertainers" but besides that they all speak at least two languages. What about you? How many languages do you speak? Consequently, I have little doubt about ther intelectual capabilities. However, I doubt yours seriously... |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | THAT WAS MY FIRST AND LAST TIME AT CRAZY RUSSIAN TRUST ME HUN I DONT PLAN ON GOING THERE EVER AGAIN. THE PLACE DOESNT HAVE ANY ODORES AND ITS NOT DIRTY IT IS PRETTY CLEAN, CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. AS FAR AS A RESPECTFUL AND TALENTED GIRLS A DISAGREE. NONE OF THE GIRLS GO TO SCHOOL NONE OF THEM ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GET REAL JOBS. AND TALKING TO THEM IS USELESS BECAUSE ITS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL. THE GIRLS ONLY HAVE ANOUGH BRAINS TO TAKE THERE CLOTHES OF AND COLLECT MONEY. I GEUSS THATS WHAT WHORES DO. I DID TALK TO NASTYA AND INNA AND SOME OTHER CHICK THERE THE MOST UN INTELEGENT UN EDUCATED GIRLS I HAVE EVER MET. ONE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE AND THE OTHER ONE IS ENGAGED AND STILL HAVENT MET THE INLAWS, BUT I GEUSS LIKE I SAID BEFORE WHO WOULD TAKE A WHORE TO MEET THE PARENTS. |
| Name: | ATT. BIG KOCK |
| Comments: | TO BIG KOCK, THE CRAZY RUSSIAN DOSE NOT HAVE LAP DANCES. I REPEAT THE CRAZY RUSSIAN DOSE NOT HAVE LAP DANCES, SO BEFORE YOU GO DOING SOMEONE ELSES DIRTY WORK MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TAKING ABOUT. |
| Name: | Dream On |
| Comments: | Its a shame some of these people don't have a life. I've been to alot of places that I didn't like and felt ripped off. Guess what? I didn't go back. Real simple. I've taken friends to CRs that thought it wasn't sleazy enough. They just wanted to see all nude and get a lap dance. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and what they want to see and how they want to spend their money. What isn't right is, some a--hole without a clue, mouthing off and spewing lies about somebody or someplace. If you want to enjoy a clean establishment, run by nice people, with respectable, attractive, and talented dancers stop by and judge for yourself. Even if you don't like it, keep your comments HONEST. |
| Name: | BiG KoCKs |
| E-mail address: | bigboi@aol.com |
| Comments: | These girls are some of the skankiest bitches that i have every seen. once i went in there i thought i had caught an STD by just touching the door handle. The place smelled like rotten fish, and putang was just flapping on the ground. i guess thats how they mop the floor. i then figured i would get a lap dance and have them pick the girl, and when she came in the room i thought i was in an old folks home, the dance would have been a little better if the walker and cane wasnt in the way. you would have to be CRAZY to come to this place, unless you like the idea of going to a naked retirement home or a middle school dance. |
| Name: | John |
| Comments: | I go to the crazy russian every other week or so and I have a better time each time I go. The atmosphere is great the owners are awesome and the girls are all nice and hot.
Just wanted to show my support. Keep the good times rolling |
| Name: | Kari |
| Comments: | JoJo, if you dislike the place so much, why did you go there two weeks ago? You are obviously a bitter lonely man that has nothing better to do than talk trash. Grow up. |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | DUDE HONESTLY THE GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT CHEAP UNDER AGE ILLIGEL WHORES! |
| Name: | Jay |
| Comments: | Yes, you may by right about one thing, it is a cheapest shithole that i have been visit so far. But, face it you'll get what you deserve. And again it is not the most horrible place in Baltimore. What we need is some action, and not just walking and thinking that your are fucking god. No you are whore and i came to see you so try, please try just a lit of bit to earn that money. And then you won't complain that we are not generous. To make my point some very fey girls there are awesome it is true, but 2 that comes to my mind. They are beautiful, but whole picture is fucking boring. BORING.
AND "TRUTH"(PREVIOUS COMMENT), IF YOU SO FUCKING HONEST, WHAT KIND PARENTS DID YOU HAVE TO CALL YOU "TRUTH". YOU LOST ME AT THE "TRUTH". !ALL POSITIVE FEEDBACK ARE WRITING BY THE WHORES THAT USED TO WORK THERE AND THEY GOT BACK TO RUSSIA and the owners OR FUCKING TRUCKERS THAT DID NOT SEE ANY PUSSY FOR A LONG TIME! AND that WHAT WILL HAPPENED TO YOU CLUB - PIT STOP for LONELY TRUCKERS - IF YOU, "TRUTH" aka Crazy Russian, aka Valerea or what ever is you name is not going to do something! |
| Name: | TheTruth |
| Comments: | I, like most of the people posting on this book have been to the crazy russian many times. I would give it good reviews across the board. Im impressed with the girls, "especially the russian ones" they are smoking hot, have good senses of humor, and nice to talk to. Its by far the cheapest, nicest exotic bar in Baltimore. I always have a good time there!!
To mr usa, jojo, jay what ever name you decide to use to say negative shit here because your heart was broken by one of the girls: Don't make up bullshit or complain here !! Start a revolution!!! If you really need someone to tell you where to get good pizza, cheap alcohol or where to find girls that were born in America. Do yourself and the world a favor and shoot yourself. |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | I WAS THERE TWO WEEKS AGO AND THE FOOD SUCKED YOU ONLY HAVE PIZZA THE DRINKS ARE TERRIBLE AND OVER PRICED, MAYBE DARLA SHOULD LEARN HOW TO MIX EM. THE GIRLS CANT DANCE MAYBE TOO AFRAID TO GET BUSTED AGAIN. THE GIRLS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET NORMAL JOBS MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WONT THINK OF THEM AS WHORES. |
| Name: | Wondering |
| Comments: | when you are going to put up new pictures, they are 2 yrs old |
| Name: | Jay |
| E-mail address: | altima00@aol.com |
| Comments: | """Let's face it people...you've been the other clubs around Baltimore. You spend too much money and you get nothing from it. The Crazy Russian is an entirely different type of place. The owners are cool, the girls are nice, and the place is awesome..""" God, what a load of crap!!! |
| Name: | Jay |
| E-mail address: | altima00@aol.com |
| Comments: | And I almost forgot, isn't a little of bit strange that whole old Guest Book is disappeared ? All people i talked are saying it is bullshit, girls are whores (mostly Russians), and it is just a waste of everything! And again, Peace MTF! |
| Name: | Jay |
| E-mail address: | altima00@aol.com |
| Comments: | Agreed with last statement. Boring. They just walking on a stage, and then they are coming to collect money. Visit Night Shift instead. Half of those girls are illegal, so you will a have a chance to hook up. Don't forget to bring a lot of mullah. Whores like money! And whatever positive you see here about that dump is bullshit. Music is for shit, they have a music box, go figure. And some girls are fine, but much much are overrated. And i think they have a pool table, but you spent money on those girls. Again, there is no effort from them, but you must pay. She is not going to leave untill you pay. Forgot, there is one hot girl with beautiful fake tits. Brunet. But i gurantee she is going to leave that shithole for something better. Peace, MTF!!! |
| Name: | JOJO |
| Comments: | ALL THE GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT WHORES WHO LOOK WAY TO SKINNY TO EVEN WALK THE STAGE LET ALONE WORK IT. AS FAR AS GREEN CARDS, BABY EVERYONE THERE MARRIES FOR THE PAPERS THATS WHY THERE DANCING FOR A LIVING BECAUSE NOONE DICENT ENOUGH WOULD ACTUALLY BRING A STRIPPER HOME TO MEET THE PARENTS. |
| Name: | dream on |
| Comments: | You are right. They are not as advertised. They are MUCH, MUCH, BETTER ! |
| Name: | Nunya |
| Comments: | The girls are not as hot as advertised! Sorry,just being honest! |
| Name: | MR. U.S.A. |
| Comments: | no one is jealous!!!!! i put the truth foe all to see!!!!...... check the girls birth certicates.....and GREEN CARDS......THREE LETTERS FOR THEM.....I.N.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | You know who |
| E-mail address: | Fun@CR.com |
| Comments: | My some ppl do go on. Jealousy such a weakness. I seriously doubt the REAL Homeland security would post on this site announcing their displeasure with the club. Get a life ppl.
Well the lasagna is on it's way to completion. Should be DE-licious! I will be looking forward to bringing it for Saturday. It is always my pleasure to come and watch the loveliest girls in town put on an interesting and sexy show. Other places are cool but something special is always going on at the Crazy Russian because the people there are special and want to show that sexy doesn't have to be filthy, and all beautiful girls don't have to be stuck up. I consider you all my dear friends and I thank you Valeria for providing a place for me to come and enjoy myself in the company of such incredibly beautiful and friendly ladies. And yes, Natasha is still there. You just have to come on the right night. D. |
| Name: | MR. USA |
| Comments: | SO....WHY DOES THE ABC TALK ABOUT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT AS THE BUST OF THE YEAR FOR UNDER AGE ALCOHOL ABUSE AND THE EMPLOYMENT CENTER FOR ILLEGAL RUSSIANS.
P.S. BEST WISHES HOMELAND SECURITY |
| Name: | Tito |
| E-mail address: | wtrabal@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hey ladies...its me Tito...
I left Germany a week ago...Im now in Prishtina. Wish I were back in Bmore to see you ladies...but that wont happen until I take my 2 weeks vacation. All is well here....Kisses go out to all the beautiful ladies there..... Tito |
| Name: | ?? |
| Comments: | Does natasha still work here? |
| Name: | Chris |
| E-mail address: | chrisjm_00@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | First time visiting last weekend, and I have to say...girls were gorgeous. Will defianately be coming back. Rachel was my favorite though. |
| Name: | Cleo. |
| E-mail address: | reverie_embellishments@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.1ofakindjewelrymall.com/jewelry-stores/reverieembellishments/index.php |
| Comments: | Greetings!
I am still trying to find the right beads, I have not forgotten about you! These Ladies are FABULOUS! Go for the STYLE,and QUIT whinning about them not being naked! Sheesh, have a little MYSTERY in your life and relax! Valeria is awesome as are the girls and the atmosphere is outstanding! ~Cleo. Queen of de nile, no longer JUST an river in Egypt! |
| Name: | Rachel |
| Comments: | Thank you all for my wonderful 25th b-day party. I've never had such a great time. I love you all more than I can say. Nothing could have topped it! |
| Name: | Ed |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/ed_head |
| Comments: | Sorry, my buddies and I missed out on the anniversary celebration. Always one of our spots to go whenever our friend from FL is in town visiting. We love asking Valeria for the Russian Qualude drinks. Incredible! And the girls aren't bad either. ;-) Anastasia, Ina, Katya, and Ashley are our faves. |
| Name: | Victoria |
| Comments: | Hi Valeria and my beautifull girls!!!!
I miss you so much!!!! I hope you not forget about me yet? I'll visit you soon! Kisses* |
| Name: | crazyrussian |
| E-mail address: | crazyrussian.com |
| Comments: | There will be an anniversary party this Sat. October 14th . All of your favorite girls will be there. Catered "The Venetian Palace" no cover |
| Name: | Trick or Treat |
| Comments: | Any Halloween parties this year? |
| Name: | Will |
| E-mail address: | sadkatt@excite.com |
| Comments: | Last night was the 1st time that I visited The Crazy Russian in awhile,and I'd like to say that I had a wonderful time and plan on coming back sometime very soon. The women were all very beautiful.. |
| Name: | Rollin' |
| Comments: | Stopped by with a buddy of mine last Saturday, making it my third visit. Great atmosphere, wonderful music, and always enjoyable. I love the new skits you added. They were fun to watch though we could only stay an hour! It was a pleasant surprise you see and talk to you again Betty! ::MUAH:: I especially loved the little dance you did! :) See you again soon… |
| Name: | Pan Wolodyjowski |
| Comments: | Birthday Flowers for Ashley, Inna and Katya
@--)--)(-- --)(--(--@ |
| Name: | Pan Wolodyjowski |
| Comments: | Happy Birthday Inna, Ashley and Katya. BEST WISHES to all of you @--)--)(--
Sorry I could not make it this time. Valeria and Vladimir I really miss your place, to bad Crazy Russian is not in Chicago. |
| Name: | the ukrainian |
| E-mail address: | iditinahuy@mail.ru |
| Comments: | take clothes off...man! what thefuck? |
| Name: | Tito |
| Comments: | Miss you ladies.....cruzanrx2k@yahoo.com
Training sux here..... |
| Name: | Mr. White |
| Comments: | I wanted to thank everyone there for showin' love for my birthday last night. Thanks for the cake, especially! JJ and I had a great time, one of the best. Betty, stay off that foot, I hope you feel better soon! :) |
| Name: | Vladimir |
| E-mail address: | vlad102@aol.com |
| Comments: | What a dump!! Save your money and watch a video instead. |
| Name: | LadyLOVR |
| Homepage URL: | http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19299497 |
| Comments: | VALERIA!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! the queen of beauty now the queen of candles for a day!!! >MWAH!!< |
| Name: | LadyLOVR |
| Comments: | VALERIA!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! the queen of beauty now the queen of candles for a day!!! >MWAH!!< |
| Name: | LadyLOVR |
| Comments: | VALERIA!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! the queen of beauty now the queen of candles for a day!!! >MWAH!!< |
| Name: | LadyLOVR |
| Homepage URL: | http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19299497 |
| Comments: | i made a slideshow of you beautiful girls on my page... check it out! LOVE YOU! |
| Name: | LadyLOVR |
| Homepage URL: | http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19299497 |
| Comments: | i made a slideshow of you beautiful girls on my page... check it out! LOVE YOU! |
| Name: | Nastya and Zack |
| E-mail address: | sturena@yandex.ru |
| Comments: | S Dnem Rogdeniya, Valeriya!!!
Ogromnix vam yspexov i s4ast`ya! |
| Name: | tom |
| E-mail address: | iballguy18@aol.com |
| Comments: | Went to the Crazy Russian for the first time tonight and was blown away. Awesomely beauiful women, great fun atmosphere, really nice people. A perfect evening! Will absolutely be back, especially to see the amazing Anastasia. Thanks for the great night! |
| Name: | Giles |
| E-mail address: | gehayes@comcast.net |
| Comments: | Hey Vladimir ...how are you? Must stop by when time permits. Say hi to Valeria. Darla honey..are
you still there??? hope so. See ya's soon. |
| Name: | Mr. White |
| Comments: | JJ and I had a great time last week, one of the best ever. :) Happy birthday, Katya! We'll be back on Saturday night, looking forward to seeing everyone again. |
| Name: | Sorry.... |
| Comments: | HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATYA !
Sorry I missed the cake..... |
| Name: | Charles |
| E-mail address: | CWK41inMd@AOL |
| Comments: | Stopped in last night and my Coors Light was not filled up the stem.. of the bottle..
I wont be back any time soon.. What a rip off.. |
| Name: | Galen |
| E-mail address: | gazer_2157@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Stopped by for the first time tonight and loved it. Gorgeous ladies, good drinks, and great music. I'll have to come back on a busier night.
p.s. can't wait to chat with you again Inna |
| Name: | tool@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hello,
It was my first time at the crazy russian last night and I had a great time. All the girls are really hot. Can't wait to go back. |
| Name: | meagain |
| Comments: | Stopped by sat. "June 23rd ?"
Had a great time got pretty drunk, or "ugly drunk is more like it" but never the less had fun talking to my girls. I hope that things keep going well for every one. You'll see me soon. Love you all. Especially you Darla even if you do yell at me from time to time. Come to think of it. I kind of like it. Keeps me in line :). Big kiss love, Me |
| Name: | Jon |
| E-mail address: | Jonshotseat@hell.com |
| Comments: | Hey David,
I used to come to The Crazy Russian all the time. I'm in the military and have been posted in Samarah, Iraq, for almost a year now. It would be real nice of you if you could post some "NEW!!!" pictures of the girls "especially Katya!" because I'd really like to see them/her. Even if it is only on here. Thnx P.S. Katya im working on that whole "I would kill someone to have a girl like you, thing" ;) lol Jon U.S.A.F. |
| Name: | David |
| Comments: | Hello,
Here is our new guestbook. We had some technical issues with the old guestbook and it had to be replaced. You can resubmit old entries if you like. |
| Name: | test |
| E-mail address: | test@test |
| Comments: | test |