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| Name: | Haiku |
| Comments: | A blast from the past
will be at the waterfront a show on 12-4? |
| Name: | Ed Funk |
| E-mail address: | dfallstars@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.dfallstars.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Mid-Atlantic Brass Knuckles Championship |
| Comments: | And a big, manly hug to you, D.A. Thanks for stopping by! |
| Name: | D.A. Colvin |
| E-mail address: | permadeva@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.notperfume.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Owner, Author |
| Comments: | Kudos on a wonderful important site!
I cry a tear of joy and pain when I see sites like this striving so hard to make a difference in the lives of so many. We must NEVER stop fighting! Many lives depend on our continuing this educational fight. Please visit my web site http://www.notperfume.com and learn how to end this madness. No child should have to endure the pain that I did! Please sign my guestbook. Thank you for listening. from my anguished heart, *hug* D.A. Colvin |
| Name: | Irv |
| E-mail address: | bgoines78@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | https://mecha.no-ip.org/Anthony/ |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Regional Title? "The Irv" |
| Comments: | I don't know most of you, but I saw my boy Tyler posting here so I had to say what's up. |
| Name: | Ty Ty |
| Comments: | I been missing for two year but have returned to once again lead the crowd in 'three sips'! Will make every attempt to come to one of the shows in August! |
| Name: | A Man Called Burto |
| E-mail address: | godfather@nsj.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.ivankoloff.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | North American Heavyweight Champion |
| Comments: | I speak for the people when I say that it is time for more DFA performances. While I've toured the local bar scene performing with No Shoes Jackson, I'm asked time after time...where are the Allstars? I wonder the same, and we need them back. You've promised to return, don't let the people down. I know you won't. You are men of your word, as I am a man of my word, a man of whiskey, and A Man Called Burto. |
| Name: | A Man Called Burto |
| E-mail address: | burto@verizon.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.noshoesjackson.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Mid South North American Champion |
| Comments: | I speak for the people when I say that it is time for more DFA performances. While I've toured the local bar scene performing with No Shoes Jackson, I'm asked time after time...where are the Allstars? I wonder the same, and we need them back. You've promised to return, don't let the people down. I know you won't. You are men of your word, as I am a man of my word, a man of whiskey, and A Man Called Burto. |
| Name: | OBINO |
| E-mail address: | OBINO@MUGU.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http://WWW.OBINO.COM |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | LORD |
| Comments: | KEEP OFF I DEY HERE OK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Name: | Kim and Rebecca (c/o 2000) |
| E-mail address: | xSoul_eneMEx@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://goblinqueen86@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | High School Students |
| Comments: | Hey Mr. J!
Rebember us? Your loving religion and math students. Guess what news we have for you... Mr. Greathouse had a massive heart attack and passed away on April 20th, 2004. St. Rita might close soon because of financial problems. We hope that you are doing great with your band and any other endeavors that you may be undertaking. Hope to hear from you soon. Kudos, Kim and Becca |
| Name: | Ed Funk |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.dfallstars.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | WMWF TV Title |
| Comments: | Dear Concerned Fan,
Do not worry, we will be back soon! Love, Ed Funk |
| Name: | Concerned Fan.... |
| Comments: | When are the All-Stars going to play again live?? We need more! |
| Name: | Maria |
| E-mail address: | mhovatter@ftc.gov |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | wife |
| Comments: | I really like your new picture on the main page. See you tomorrow night. |
| Name: | antje |
| E-mail address: | achen007@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | hey u guys outthere
watch out for www.cracknups.com these guys r awesome take a look at this page and enjoy it they make amazing music;) KEEP ON ROCKIN |
| Name: | Smokin joe |
| E-mail address: | smokinjoe248@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I totally enjoyed jamming with you guys at Stinger's ,October 3,.I felt very comfortable, cause you ROCK, looking forward to a return session. |
| Name: | Gregory Shelito |
| E-mail address: | gshelito@yahoo.com |
| Name: | Amy Billman |
| E-mail address: | abillman@webinc.org |
| Comments: | Great site! I'm sorry it took me this long to look at it. I really enjoy your shows at Stringers and am looking forward to the Mojo Room. It's fun knowing band members and being a semi groupie. Patrick, you are now the only one I miss from the Liquor store. Hang in there!!!1 |
| Name: | Jamie Simpson |
| E-mail address: | iluvpunk427@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.punkispunk.tk |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | The guy with the crazy eye |
| Comments: | Um...Yea...
well, RANCID IS AWESOME... nice site good songs yeah um... go to my site now..... i came to yours now go to mine... |
| Name: | Earl Funk |
| E-mail address: | Oasis21128@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey Everyone,
Thanks for coming out to the June and July shows, they were a blast. We just wanted to update you on some info in the works. First, we are currently doing quite a bit of writing and work on a new batch of originals. Here are some of the working titles: Autobahn for Drunks Long Way to Fall Leg Drop Fist Since You've Been Gone Bars Along the Way Cavernous Navel We are hoping to iron out arrangements for these and head back into the studio sometime in the fall. Also, their is some news about the allstars heading to play the MOJO ROOM (formerly the Tattoo) down on Bel Air Rd. We will keep you informed. See Ya |
| Name: | Cody |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Secretary, Local Chapter of the Tony Waddy Fan Club/Second Hand Smoke Inhaler |
| Comments: | Sorry, Brad and Patrick, I'm going to miss the much anticipated 4th of July acoustic show. I'm out of commission with the respiratory infection from hell. A heavy dose of rock provides a clinically proven boost to the immune system, so I will be at the August show, boys! Send an EP my way? Muah! Rock on!! |
| Name: | neil bignell |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | wwe world title |
| Comments: | nice seeing you have a guess book? |
| Name: | Dawn Matthews |
| Comments: | Congratulations on your upcoming EP release and much continued success! |
| Name: | Earl Funk |
| E-mail address: | Oasis21128@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hello to everyone,
Thanks so much for supporting us over the past couple of months, you guys have been awesome. Hope to see you all at the June 6th show. Come celebrate our EP release party with us. Later |
| Name: | Jules |
| E-mail address: | jules_19010@yahoo.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | #1 Groupie!!! |
| Comments: | You guys rock!!! I love DF Allstars- I live in DC and travel to see you frequently!!! |
| Name: | Sook-Yi |
| E-mail address: | Sars-Country |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | not-infected |
| Comments: | Can you tell me where I can get my own "guestdook?" I don't know what it is but it sounds positively devilish... |
| Name: | Mich |
| E-mail address: | Mich989@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hello, super site, best wishes Thank You,
Please visit my guestdook! |
| Name: | Kristy "not a wrestler but still like this site" Gross |
| E-mail address: | ckgrossb1b@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Kick-Ass Alto & Mommy Extraordinaire |
| Comments: | You guys rock, as always. I'm diggin' the new site, and can't wait until it's up and running for good. Loretta, you take some awesome pictures!! Love the ones from the rehearsal session you angled through the black file box thing. Looking forward to that 4-song EP.....Sure wish I was back Baltimore way, hon, so I could check out your act at Stinger's!
-Kristy "Could I have been anyone other than me?" |
| Name: | Jaroslav Perkl |
| E-mail address: | glip666@seznam.cz |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Yes |
| Comments: | GREAT! Really great I was looking for a site like this for a very long time. Go on! |
| Name: | The Stretcher |
| E-mail address: | ekjb71@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Manager of The Big Fella and the Giant Piazon |
| Comments: | An outstanding site..I would like to wish myself well and to inform everyone that it is judgement that defeats us....Also, I love Larry Holmes....and is Greg serious about the 205 pounds or did he switch the ones and tens digits? just a passing thought
Remember...the band would like you to have this rose...but be cautious amd mind the thorns...after all...love hurts Stretcher |
| Name: | Holly Emerson |
| E-mail address: | hlh9420@aol.com |
| Comments: | hey everyone, just seeing who all was here, and seeing if I know any of you. i know bbosworth@cablespeed.com. hey Brian E-mail me sometime. I dont know much about this dory funk thing, i just went to the site you had listed. hope to hear from you. your friend always. people say some crazy things on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Julie G. |
| E-mail address: | jmgilless@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This site is lovely, boys... cannot wait to come out and hear you again. Happy Thanksgiving! And best of luck Brad and Loretta!!! Jason- save me a dance! |
| Name: | The Honorable Tim Fancy |
| E-mail address: | timfancy@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.chupacomics.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | European Champ |
| Comments: | I recently visited this charming little establishment in Manhattan called 'Planet Mayhem'. The owners there were quite interested in having you come perform.
Email for further details. |
| Name: | "Gorgeous" Greg Basten |
| E-mail address: | gregszcz@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Federal Hill South Television Champion |
| Comments: | "I am 205lbs of disrespect!" Guys, love the website...very much looking forward to the next show. I've been working on "Every Rose....." as well as a personal Oasis favorite "Round Our Way."
- "Gorgeous" Greg Basten |
| Name: | Smokin' Sam |
| E-mail address: | Wahoo@SmokinSam.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.SmokinSam.net |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Hardcore Manager of The World! |
| Comments: | Hi Guys!
Great to see you honor one of if not the greatest wrestlers of all time! Dory's "Da Bomb" in my book! I've been to his school 7 times! Dig the tunes! -Smokin' Sam Hennessy- |
| Name: | Cecilia Golombek |
| E-mail address: | frankiedafork@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.tufts.edu/~cgolom01 |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | the junior couselor for WAY too long! |
| Comments: | wow... well, first i'm not sure if y'all check this ever... but wow... i have to say that i dont even know what i was looking for and then your faces popped up! dude, what are you guys up to??? hope all's well, let me know what you're up to!!!
Ceci |
| Name: | Captain America |
| E-mail address: | freedom@usa.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Protector of America |
| Comments: | I would just like to take the opportunity to
say that we are seriously going to kick the f*cking shit out of that Ilsama Ben Laden cowardly bitch. Let those third-world pieces of garbage over there, on the West Bank, or in Iran, or Afghanistan, or wherever, applaud what happened to us today, let them laugh about it, let them celebrate, let them hand out candy to the children. Let them do all these things while they still can. Because when we take vengeance, when we get payback, they won't have arms to clap with, legs to jump up and down on, or mouths to sing the praises of their terrorists. You do not f*ck with the most powerful nation in the world. We may have lost today, but we will win this war. May God have mercy on these perpetrators when we hunt them down, because they will suffer 1000 times worse than we did today. God Bless America. |
| Name: | MaRia |
| E-mail address: | maria_mars77@yahoo.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | slave to the government |
| Comments: | Hey, where are the pictures from the 2001 Love Show? It was such a great time.... |
| Name: | Shawn Bean Esq. |
| E-mail address: | shawnb@guyville.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Western States Heritage Title |
| Comments: | i heard about these dorey funk bastards while in san fran.
got the url, had to check out your online 'double cross ranch,' if you will. i'm spreading the good word of dorey funk here in manhattan. keep jammin' and when i come home to maryland, my maryland, i'll be sure to check you crackers out. much love to al funk. peace and luv, scb |
| Name: | carmen |
| E-mail address: | crzyboy1987@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.crazy-hell.50megs.com/text.html |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Master of killing Mr Greathouse. |
| Comments: | Hey Mr J. I bet ya remember me. Whats been happening. I am
in 8th grade and I am going to Mount Carmel. I got acxcepted into Mt St Joe, and Curly. My webpage is incomplete so dont laugh. Well keep in touch. Carmen |
| Name: | Maria |
| E-mail address: | mfajkowski@ftc.gov |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | private dancer |
| Comments: | I'm looking forward to the Love Show! |
| Name: | Kappa and Lindsay |
| E-mail address: | tulanedyke@tulane.edu |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | pursuing Ph.D./slacker |
| Comments: | very nice website gentlemen. just a couple of questions
though - what's with the homo erotic wallpaper on your site? And why don't you play with any girls (musically)? And the fascination with Oz? I'm seeing a trend here... Happy Mardi Gras Guys!! Come play in new orleans! |
| Name: | Frost |
| E-mail address: | timothyfrost@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.spinnwebe.com/dfc/ |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | (that's not my website...but visit is just the same |
| Comments: | I seem to be missing something. It was in my pocket, but
now it's gone. Maybe I dropped it somewhere. What was it anyhow? Oh yes, I see now. The Dory Funk All-Stars. I'm afraid I need some more. Soon please!? |
| Name: | chris moneymaker |
| E-mail address: | chis12bm@aol.com |
| Comments: | hey mr j
so what u been up to . i was on the web looking up terry funk and i saw your page . schools good . i have been pasing everthing . even math my english teacher works at stinger at aa bar tender . i guess i'll talk to u later bye moneymaker |
| Name: | Jamie |
| E-mail address: | Jsimpson438@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://My hopepage isnt done yet |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Hey |
| Comments: | Hey whats up nice site! |
| Name: | Alex |
| E-mail address: | corona xtra 16@aolcom |
| Name: | Maria |
| E-mail address: | maria_mars77@yahoo.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Girlfriend of the Great Dustino |
| Comments: | I tremendously enjoy seeing Ed and AL and assorted others
when the DFAS come out....Ed-I know you well enough to say I just about love you....and AL, well you're in the running :-)(now, if the sensitive parts of you care, all the better! otherwise, take it as a pure Ego boost! |
| Name: | Cousin Mc Funk |
| E-mail address: | kmcmann@juno.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Princess In Her Own Mind |
| Comments: | Inquiring minds want to know...will either of the talented
Funks be gracing the masses with a Christmas album this year? I'm going through withdraw and need my Funk Xmas fix! Also, does anybody want a Playstation 2? I have a brand new one that I'm looking to sell (for the right price, of course). Get back to me!!!!! |
| Name: | OH MY GOD IT'S TYLER |
| E-mail address: | tfolmer@juno.com |
| Comments: | here's the deal guys.. im gonna be in town from november 4th
thru november 7th that monday is courtney's birthday so ill be tied up then have a gig that saturday night im dying for some three sips charley needful things sounds good! lol =) even if you dont have a show id love to see everyone... call me 304 363 1831 Ty |
| Name: | Kyle Pfeiffer |
| E-mail address: | kkurtfan@aol.com |
| Comments: | Cool web page Mr. J |
| Name: | The bloody hand man |
| E-mail address: | cnewg@yahoo.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | fastest pint in the tristate area |
| Comments: | Hey guy's!
Just wanted to let you know your website kicks ass! Hope to see you soon! Love, Charles P.S. If it itches for more than two days go to the doctor |
| Name: | TyTy |
| E-mail address: | tfolmer@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/md/tyler |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | West Virginia Super Heavyweight Love God |
| Comments: | HERE I BE, BIG T
Livin large in the country In W V that's an original tyler folmer haiku for that ass just checking in saying what's up. call me 304 363 1831 |
| Name: | Diamond Dave Eckenrode |
| E-mail address: | diamondd@bcpl.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | NWF Heavyweight Title |
| Comments: | Ed Schwabeland, the fans demand yet another brand-new
big-time poll. Make it happen! The Pleasure Was All Yours |
| Name: | The Diceman |
| E-mail address: | Dice@OK,TERRIFIC.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | The All Time Greatest Comic in History |
| Comments: | Boogooloogooloo, I'm ovuh here now!!!!!! |
| Name: | Lisa Harper |
| E-mail address: | HarperOk2@aol.com |
| Name: | Brian B |
| E-mail address: | bbosworth@cablespeed.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.downtownvenus.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Hairless Assmunch (genus - hairlibys lacktosis assoli) |
| Comments: | As I read these entries, I feel my blood rush to my
nipples, making them plump. All in the name of funk. To bad I cant wiggle around a dance floor without a 20 pound fender jazz bass hanging from my neck.. I would groove to the sounds. For now, I shall just sit and drink beer and sing harmonies with you guys in my head. LOVE, Brian |
| Name: | Ed Funk |
| E-mail address: | dfallstars@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | North German Hardcore Title |
| Comments: | What would Maryland be without the Poet? And who would
throw carbombs back with the new NGWF Hardcore Champion? Much is to be said about this, in the form of great partaking of beverage. Listen for a call, Ty. Listen. |
| Name: | TyTy |
| E-mail address: | tfolmer@juno.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | The Drunken Poet |
| Comments: | Hey all,
Just dropping a line to see how everyone has been. I might be moving soon so I would love to see you all before I get out of Maryland. Ty |
| Name: | Oh My God It's TyTy |
| E-mail address: | tfolmer@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | What's up all? I'm just chillin like a blood spillin
villain. Anyone care to go to Fredneck tonight for a Downtown Venus show? Call TyTy at 410 636 6188. TyTy |
| Name: | angel |
| E-mail address: | lilang426 |
| Name: | christopher |
| E-mail address: | chris12bm@aol.com |
| Comments: | hi |
| Name: | The Stretcher |
| E-mail address: | edschwabeland@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | I have retired into managing....the talent pool dropped below my sterling abilities |
| Comments: | All now defunct OWF titles |
| Name: | Miss Patricia |
| E-mail address: | ScarletOHara5@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | MOMMY |
| Comments: | Hey guys, long time no speak! Did Joe and Brettly fall off
the end of the earth or something? Gimme a call sometime, we need to hang out for old time's sake! You know where I am! |
| Name: | JaMiE |
| E-mail address: | Jsimpson438@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.Jamiesefed.cjb.net |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Ruler of Dundalk |
| Comments: | Join my Role playing wrestling division |
| Name: | christopher moneymaker |
| E-mail address: | chris12bm@aol .com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | student |
| Comments: | hey mr j was up with u . are u enjoing your easter break .
i am . i have just been chillin a hanging out with friend going to the movei;s . i saw u 571 i liked that but not the ending . i also saw the skull's that was a great movie's . see next monday christopher $ |
| Name: | Serina |
| E-mail address: | JosieSct@aol.com |
| Comments: | Congratulations on your first year!!!
I have not seen the band perform live yet, but I am looking forward to seeing you. |
| Name: | PeteJ[TbR] |
| E-mail address: | TbRfanmail@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://come.to/TbR |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | *Char(V)CitY* |
| Comments: | Hey whats up terry & Mr.D?!?! Thanks for the TbR link on
the page. We need to play togeather sometime sOOn at the elustrious "Wyatts" or the even more elustrious E.J.BuGGz See YA |
| Name: | Steve Graziano |
| E-mail address: | sgraz1221@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/maui360 |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | i have yet to challenge Affa David again for the title. But we will see it. |
| Comments: | this turned into a really awesome site! and now that i
have seen the DF Allstars in action, this will be a regular visiting spot. jason, you gotta let me know the next time you play at Needful Things, cause maybe i can bring some of my friends. |
| Name: | Manny |
| Comments: | Friday's show at needful things was outstanding. Downtown
Venus was a welocmed addition to the already solid line up that is the All Stars. In short, a fine show. I'll see you guys for wrestlemania, take care. |
| Name: | Courtney Michaels |
| E-mail address: | cmicha1@gl.umbc.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/md/tyler/courtney/courtney.html |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | DowntownVenus Dancer #2 |
| Comments: | I've seen yall twice with Downtown Venus and I can't wait
to see some more! Can I just say that 17 days is absolutely incredible? hehe and Three Sips Charlie kinda rocks my world too! I will feel the funk again soon gentlemen - YOU ROCK! |
| Name: | Tyler |
| E-mail address: | tfolmer@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/md/tyler/ |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Downtown Venus Dancer #1 |
| Comments: | Hey Guys,
I just wanted to write and let you all know that I had the most amazing time last night at Needful things in Canton. Dory Funk and Downtown Venus baby. The spirits were high, the beer was cheap, and DV and DF provided some great music for a truely delightful evening. I woke up today singing 17 days with a smile on my face. Thanks, again, for another great show. Ty |
| Name: | Diamond Dave |
| E-mail address: | diamondd@bcpl.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://none dude |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | None-former OWF Heavyweight Champ and Tag Team Champ |
| Comments: | Yeah that's right baby-my man Qball has invaded your
website and taken it by storm. Together we are an unstoppable force. While I'm putting a spinning toehold on you and paintbrush-slapping you at the same time, he'll recite every NWA World Heavyweight Champion since 1903 in either forward or reverse order-it doesn't matter. Your pain and astonishment will be exquisite. I'm the brawn and he's the brain-we're the thinking-man's tag team. May heaven help you-you'll need it. |
| Name: | QBall27 |
| E-mail address: | thesepolkadotssuk@sapphire.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.Bbrianblair.org |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Dusty Rhodes Stomach Splotch Global Universal Extreme Teijho Khan Television Title, 1999 Bill Mulkey Invitational Arm Wrestling Champ |
| Comments: | Ya know when I got that call from Diamond Dave Eckenrode, I knew it was long distance! And I knew it was important! You see, I am from the year 2002. Diamond Dave needed help here in 2000, so he called the guys who he knew would watch his back! Me, Chris Champion, and Sean Royal.....WE ARE THE NEW BREED!!! And we will not stop until we find The Hummer Driver, DDP's Mysterious Benefactor, Paul Roma, a microphone that won't short circuit when Kanyon slobbers his promos, Hollywood John Tatum, Firebreaker Chip, Rocko The LOD Dummy, well you get the point....WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP!!! |
| Name: | Joy |
| E-mail address: | silvrswrl8@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | student |
| Comments: | Hi Terry! I have not heard your band, but your website is
pretty cool. I promise I will try to some your shows if you update me every now and then. See ya! |
| Name: | Manny |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Pan-Hellenic Hardcore Champion |
| Comments: | Hello, just writing to say I really enjoyed Friday's show
at Needful Things. Probably the best show I've seen you boys do. Hope to see you all on the 4th. Take care. |
| Name: | Manny |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | South East Baltimore Triple Crown Title (highlantown, canton, fells point titles) |
| Comments: | Hi guys. Just writing to say hi since I haven't seen any
body since before the holidays. Hope santa was good to everyone. Belated happy new year. I'll call soon. |
| Name: | Meat Hook |
| E-mail address: | meathook79@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Canton Mid-Atlantic TV Champion |
| Comments: | Who is this punk talking junk about the All-Stars?!? You
best watch out C.H. 'cause Ed could chew you up and spit you out just by looking at you! Ah, the drama! Ed & Al, stay off the eggnog the next time you record a Christmas song. Good effort! Now, where's "Three Sips?" I've got people breathing down my neck for that one. Jump into the New Year! |
| Name: | Neil T. |
| E-mail address: | I am not telling you :P |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.iamcool.com |
| Comments: | Well jason..or edward FUNK..i listind to your band and they
sounded ok..i hope you guys make some new songs though..i guess i pass the unit test now eh? -Neil |
| Name: | Sarah |
| E-mail address: | svach@fit.edu |
| Comments: | Well, I have to say that I havent heard ya'll live yet but I
will as soon as you get your sorry asses out there. Just dropping in on how you guys are doing and wishing the DAll- Stars a merry xmas and happy holidays! Hey send me a bootleg and I will get you radio airplay. WPTC 88.1, cause you are looking at one of the momma DJs. Hey catch ya soon on the flipside! |
| Name: | MF |
| Comments: | way past due-it would be wrong to not pass on something
good. Thanks to an amazing person(Dustino Malenko?) I was able to catch your last show at Wyatts. It felt refreshing to see talented people having a good time sharing their stuff...running into PatS was an extra. If it wasn't for Penn & Teller on 2/4 I'd be there again. This whole world of The Dory Funk All-Stars is virginal territory for me, I am enjoying it. and that Burto person-I give claps for his guts to do his thing-whether it was supposed to be comical or not. |
| Name: | Ms.s |
| E-mail address: | ravenwood27@yahoo |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Vixen |
| Comments: | I took that first picture in your quaint photo album.
Let's see some credit where credit's due. |
| Name: | Pateric J. |
| E-mail address: | maddogtannen@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hsx.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Sultan of Cinema |
| Comments: | I like peanut butter. Why? Why would one like peanut butter?
Well, besides being sweet and good on crackers, I can kick your ass. Yes, I can. Oh, I drink milk, and beer, and they can help me set your teeth up so you have to chew AFTER you've eaten, but P.B. has protien, and nuts. PEAnuts. Ant what was Nickolson in Cuckoo's Nest? NUTS! Now take that, and eat a jar or two pf it a day, and some big Indian comes up with a pillow you throw him AND the water fountain out the window! Grape jelly makes me have to pee, and that can make you irritable as well. |
| Name: | Mr. Durability |
| E-mail address: | APoffo@savage.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://mrdurability.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Nottingham regional Title |
| Comments: | Once again it is I,Mr.Durability to expound upon the
virtues of Edward and Albert.You are getting better my yong rookies but as you see with improvement there is sometimes jealousies that erupt from time to time. And rivalries will start to develop you see. This Eclectic Mayhem is one of these. So they will only push you harder to dig deeper into your repetoire to become that much better. Do not be fazed when the spotlight tries to get hot because it is only a flickering light and not a raging inferno. It is only a false bravado. Because even though different strokes may move the world, it is only one of three songs that you perform! I hope this has helped young Edward and Albert in their quest for main event status. |
| Name: | Heather |
| E-mail address: | PezLand, USA |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Collector of PEZ |
| Comments: | I would get on the bus with these two, Al and Ed, any day!
But then it would be "Three on a Bus" and we all know that the great, awesome, cool DFA song is "Two on a Bus". I feel so lucky and happy that they play this song upon my request. They are the coolest. Even when "wearing raincoats". Even though they have facial hair. Please, DFA, play this song ALL THE TIME. Thank you. :-) |
| Name: | The Overlord |
| E-mail address: | xandrahyl@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Intergalactic Planetary Conqueror |
| Comments: | Any one of my minions could exterminate your *$@$%. The
"so-called" wrestlers of today could not even lick The Iron Sheik's curled boot. Sgt. Slaughter would tear anyone of today's wannabe's a new @#$#^&. Hulk, um...Hollywood, no wait....., I'm not mean,ahh.......Hulk, yea, Hulk Chokin' Hogan is more lame today than yesterday, but not as lame as tommorrow. I hope the "Dory Funk All-Stars" are more of a real deal than the over-grown, spandex clad, crybabies of today. |
| Name: | Da Jew |
| E-mail address: | agradet@blueskystudios.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.theglobe.com/em2k |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | International Champion of Kickin' Yer ASS! |
| Comments: | Dory Funk All Stars? Pah!! Come on up to NYC, and hang
with the real crowd, dat's right - DA EM2K, MAH BROTHA!! They'll lay the down of smack on the Dory PUNK All Stars ANY DAY!! City Paper? Hah!! Try TIME OUT NEW YORK, BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! |
| Name: | "Gorgeous" Greg Basten (Greg Szczepaniak) |
| E-mail address: | gtssuperstar@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Fells Point Television Champion |
| Comments: | "When is John Rogers going to step up, and answer my
challange? I have chased him all over the greater Baltimore beltway area, yet he continues to hide from me like the rat he is. Ms. Jean (Bel Loc Diner waitress and next door neighbor to John) can only protect you for so long! COME AND GET'CHA SOME!!! G.G.B. |
| Name: | nicole massoni |
| E-mail address: | ncm87@yahoo.com |
| Name: | Kendra Dougherty |
| E-mail address: | kldoughe@barton.edu |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Pre-vet |
| Name: | Son of Val Venis |
| E-mail address: | gtssuperstar@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Fells Point Polish Champion |
| Comments: | The only thing bigger than John Rogers' nose is the list of
people that have beaten him! |
| Name: | Ed "The Stretcher" |
| E-mail address: | stretc3852@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | I've sold out every major arena in the world. |
| Name: | Shawn C Kelley |
| E-mail address: | DarthSCK@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Lord of All He Surveys |
| Comments: | I don't want to sound gay or anything, but this site is
pretty sweet. You go DFASs. Consider yourselves formally invited to open for SoD at Buggs on 9/24. Perhaps you'll even allow me to pound on Mel's drums on a song or two. Consider me your public, 'cause I'm demanding your performance. Later dudes. S.C.K. |
| Name: | Mr. Durability |
| E-mail address: | APoffo@savage.net |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Maryland International Hillendale Park Crusierweight Title |
| Comments: | Let me ask you boys something. Is there ever a time when
you are speaking and you may cough indiscrimately. Or you may strike the wrong chord and something may go abit awry in your delivery. Well that is what is happening right now in my career and I will continue to study your movements until I can compile oh so many victories and the promoters will be forced to put me in the main event and not try to take my off the card. |
| Name: | Enforcer Luciano |
| E-mail address: | MightyMouth@100WattBulb.net |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | King of the Detroit St. Brawl Title |
| Comments: | I have something to say to all the Mulligan fans out
there-I want him in a Detroit Street Brawl. I'm going to take off my rings Crockett, and I want to be here when they get back. I'm going to break these concrete blocks, and they're real concrete-the audience can pass them around when I'm done if they want. (POW!!!) You see that-THAT DIDN'T HURT! NEXT TIME, THAT COULD BE YOUR HEAD MULLIGAN! MULLIGAN, I WILL TAKE THAT MATCH FROM YOU! |
| Name: | blairwitch |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.blairwitch.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | king of the wooded ring |
| Comments: | my technique of facing you in the corner while i slay your
parnter should translate very well into the squared circle.........coming soon to an arena near you |
| Name: | shane douglas |
| E-mail address: | franchise@wcw.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://triplethreat.asskick.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | any i want |
| Comments: | ever since i entered the wcw it stopped sucking,
coincidence? i dont think so... the young generation is where its at, send those old bastards out to pasture, if you got a problem with that #$%@ you! |
| Name: | the great dustino malenko |
| E-mail address: | jabba2020@msn.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | all of em.....soon |
| Comments: | somebody call my mama....you know the rest
im new in these parts but the dfa are super crazy hell i might even let em keep their precious teeth cause they amuse me so...but right now im gonna call all you mamby pamby candy asses out... bring your best moves and your precious titles so i can make you cry and go home with the gold, why? because im ric flair...and youre not |
| Name: | Ed "The Stretcher" Schwabeland |
| E-mail address: | stretc3852@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | OWF Television Title, OWF Tag Team Title with Malikai |
| Comments: | When the lights go down, it's just the three of us:
You, me and all thye stuff you're so scared of! In addition, I like beer and other spirits. |
| Name: | The Cranch |
| E-mail address: | thecranch@cranchyass.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://come.to/da-pain |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | New York Hardco' Belt |
| Comments: | I pity da foo' dat don't recognize da skillz of da Cranch!
Ed and Al, when me and my boys, EM2K, meet up wit you at da pay-per-view, we's gonna slap youse upside da head and say "DAAAAMN youse be ugly!!" Den we's gonna rip off yo panties and shove em down yo troats. Ya GOTS ta recognize da pain y'all be feelin when we take dose oversized melons you call heads and smack em into dat hard, New York sidewalk!! YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!! SUP?!?!?! You gots sumptin ta say jag off??????? |
| Name: | The Polish Prince |
| E-mail address: | gts6789@aol.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Baltimore Intercity Champion |
| Comments: | "John Rogers screwed John Rogers." |
| Name: | "Diamond" Dave Eckenrode |
| E-mail address: | diamonddave01@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | "King of Memphis Tennessee" Title (no woman can beat me) |
| Comments: | Like Mighty Mouth said, go get Momma from the kitchen.
That's how I got this eye. In the Detroit Brawl my hand will be heavily taped, which will make it even more devastating. You see that-THAT DIDN'T HURT!!!!!! |
| Name: | Meat Hook |
| E-mail address: | meathook79@hotmail.com |
| Current Major or Regional Title Held: | Florida Brass Knuckles Title |
| Comments: | I can't believe those two nothin-happenin second-class
citizens from NY have the nerve to challenge you two. I was there in New Delhi when you two wiped the floor with those HSP agents. EM2K doesn't stand a chance! |