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| What is your name?: | Jason |
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| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To Say Goodbye |
| What is your favorite color?: | Color? |
| What is your mood?: | Satiated |
| To what are you listening?: | My ceiling fan being loud. |
| Comments: | So I just happened to be looking through some old bookmarks on my old computer and found this place.
I thought I'd drop a note saying we've moved on. Sorry Dreambook. That being said, I believe I will archive the entirety of the "Book of Lost Dreams" as I did once before. Stay tuned... ye who read this. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your favorite color?: | black is my name... |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | the sound of a thousand children weeping softly in the rain swept night... |
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| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
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| What is your name?: | Mnemony |
| What is your quest?: | Mnemony@yahoo.com |
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| What is your name?: | a concerned parent |
| What is your mood?: | Sad |
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| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!! It is so bad ass. I won't go too much in depth but there is a subway and a coffee shop IN THE COMPLEX! Here is a link to some pictures, if you wanna look. http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/xHerbloodspills/My%20New%20Apartment/ |
| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
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| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | another birthday. how old am i this time? whatever. it was cool. i drank tequilla and watched a movie and ate jap food. so yeah. missed you guys. |
| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Hating Bush |
| To what are you listening?: | That 70's Show |
| Comments: | I am being sued! The guy that I hit is suddenly hurt. 3 weeks later. Lame. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
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| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | eh.. |
| What is your favorite color?: | eh.. |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | something about a spot light? |
| Comments: | yes i am alive!! sorry i havent called anyone...my phones been dead for like forever. i'm charging it now though. i'm in south beach miami right now. living it up with the stars. apparently puff daddy is here or something. theres this huge hiphop thing going on this weekend and all these famous rappers are going to be there...so the town is filled with limos and bling bling. its pretty interesting. i tried to find miami ink, but i failed. its really really hot out here. but its rained everyday since we got here except today. i hope everyones doing well. i miss everyone alot. and i hope someone informs me when this new webzine is up so i can go there instead of the trusty ol' guestbook. well i'm out for now. later. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | so i've gotten up every morning at 5 am so i can be at this place called Able Body every morning by 6. Its a temp service for construction work labor. I didnt actually get a job till Wednesday, but now I have pretty steady work whenever I want it. And anyways I make like 70-80 bucks a day. Its really hard work, and long hours but good money. My point is that they just opened one up in Charleston on Rivers Ave. and you've just got to show up early and fill out some paper work and you usually get work the same day. So if you have a day off or something and need extra cash you should go there. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Sarah! You're alive! Amazing!
I've been to St. Augustine. Uhh... yeah, it's a place. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to get to miami eventually |
| What is your favorite color?: | olive? |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | the boat engine |
| Comments: | wow sounds like everyones getting bumped up. jason, thats what you get for chasing girls. and rachel it sucks that your car is totaled.
so i'm in st. auginstine florida right now. this place is crazy. they have the strangest looking people i've ever seen in my life!! but the town itself is really awesome. its got alot of really cool historic buildings and forts and shit. and a kickass wax museum and a crazy putt putt field right in the middle of downtown. and its hot as shit out here. but we're leaving today, we'll be in miami in two days if everything goes according to plan (sailing is so not the fastest way to travel) and i'll keep intouch. |
| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Sad |
| To what are you listening?: | Thursday |
| Comments: | Yeah. I'm fine. My neck is sore and my head hurts. And obviously my pride and wallet are in some serious pain. You sound worse off physically than me. That sucks. Sprained ankles suck. But the only reason my car is so bad off and I'm fine is because I didn't hit the guy that hard, but he was in a Ford F-150 and the hitch basically ripped through the front of my car. It tore up the radiator, power steering, the hood, the grill, the headlights, and for some reason the car alarm doesn't work anymore. I don't really need it anymore, but damn. Yeah. And I got a $300 ticket. On top of everything else. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Sorry Rachel.
I got in a running accident and my hand is cut badly, my elbow scraped horribly, and my ankle sprained painfully. Are you okay though?? It sucks you had an accident, but right now I am in some pain myself. Fuck the sidewalks of downtown. And fuck running after Amy when I am extremely intoxicated. And fuck the twisting of one's ankle. But do not fuck Amy. She is not at fault. Despite my responsibility of running after her (as she waits a stoplight in her JeepŠ) I am the one to blame for falling. And undoubtedly, indubitably, incontrovertibly, and unequivocally FUCK GRAVITY!
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| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Sad |
| Comments: | I got in a car accident and my car might be totaled. :( |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | im getting rid of this site in the near future. i am making jutin make me a new site and i am going to attempt to dedicating most of my free time to it as a webzine kind of thing. so if i havent made one last post after this one telling everyone where to go in a months time please call me, mail me, e mail me and say something along the lines of "what the fuck dude, you suck at life." or something.
later. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | well i graduated college. i'm coming home tomorrow for a few days. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | The Dragon In My Garage
by Carl Sagan "A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage" Suppose (I'm following a group therapy approach by the psychologist Richard Franklin) I seriously make such an assertion to you. Surely you'd want to check it out, see for yourself. There have been innumerable stories of dragons over the centuries, but no real evidence. What an opportunity! "Show me," you say. I lead you to my garage. You look inside and see a ladder, empty paint cans, an old tricycle--but no dragon. "Where's the dragon?" you ask. "Oh, she's right here," I reply, waving vaguely. "I neglected to mention that she's an invisible dragon." You propose spreading flour on the floor of the garage to capture the dragon's footprints. "Good idea," I say, "but this dragon floats in the air." Then you'll use an infrared sensor to detect the invisible fire. "Good idea, but the invisible fire is also heatless." You'll spray-paint the dragon and make her visible. "Good idea, but she's an incorporeal dragon and the paint won't stick." And so on. I counter every physical test you propose with a special explanation of why it won't work. Now, what's the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and no dragon at all? If there's no way to disprove my contention, no conceivable experiment that would count against it, what does it mean to say that my dragon exists? Your inability to invalidate my hypothesis is not at all the same thing as proving it true. Claims that cannot be tested, assertions immune to disproof are veridically worthless, whatever value they may have in inspiring us or in exciting our sense of wonder. What I'm asking you to do comes down to believing, in the absence of evidence, on my say-so. The only thing you've really learned from my insistence that there's a dragon in my garage is that something funny is going on inside my head. You'd wonder, if no physical tests apply, what convinced me. The possibility that it was a dream or a hallucination would certainly enter your mind. But then, why am I taking it so seriously? Maybe I need help. At the least, maybe I've seriously underestimated human fallibility. Imagine that, despite none of the tests being successful, you wish to be scrupulously open-minded. So you don't outright reject the notion that there's a fire-breathing dragon in my garage. You merely put it on hold. Present evidence is strongly against it, but if a new body of data emerge you're prepared to examine it and see if it convinces you. Surely it's unfair of me to be offended at not being believed; or to criticize you for being stodgy and unimaginative-- merely because you rendered the Scottish verdict of "not proved." Imagine that things had gone otherwise. The dragon is invisible, all right, but footprints are being made in the flour as you watch. Your infrared detector reads off-scale. The spray paint reveals a jagged crest bobbing in the air before you. No matter how skeptical you might have been about the existence of dragons--to say nothing about invisible ones--you must now acknowledge that there's something here, and that in a preliminary way it's consistent with an invisible, fire-breathing dragon. Now another scenario: Suppose it's not just me. Suppose that several people of your acquaintance, including people who you're pretty sure don't know each other, all tell you that they have dragons in their garages--but in every case the evidence is maddeningly elusive. All of us admit we're disturbed at being gripped by so odd a conviction so ill-supported by the physical evidence. None of us is a lunatic. We speculate about what it would mean if invisible dragons were really hiding out in garages all over the world, with us humans just catching on. I'd rather it not be true, I tell you. But maybe all those ancient European and Chinese myths about dragons weren't myths at all. Gratifyingly, some dragon-size footprints in the flour are now reported. But they're never made when a skeptic is looking. An alternative explanation presents itself. On close examination it seems clear that the footprints could have been faked. Another dragon enthusiast shows up with a burnt finger and attributes it to a rare physical manifestation of the dragon's fiery breath. But again, other possibilities exist. We understand that there are other ways to burn fingers besides the breath of invisible dragons. Such "evidence" -- no matter how important the dragon advocates consider it -- is far from compelling. Once again, the only sensible approach is tentatively to reject the dragon hypothesis, to be open to future physical data, and to wonder what the cause might be that so many apparently sane and sober people share the same strange delusion. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | so i'm leaving in like a week and a half. it would be cool if someone would hang out with me before i'm gone. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | and not even we care. ok well maybe we do...a little.
i got my passport today. go me. and i'm working off 3 hours of sleep...i think i'll take a nap. |
| What is your name?: | The One and Only |
| What is your quest?: | uhhh... what's a "quest"? |
| What is your favorite color?: | green... like marlboro menthol lights green |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| To what are you listening?: | Imogen Heap |
| Comments: | I'll be home on may 2nd... yay!!!
not that anyone cares except for matt and sarah... who already know this juicy piece of information |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | someone sign this shit. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | 
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| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Well. That's awesome that no one called me back. I am leaving in about 12 hours. I will drop off Kayla's bag at her house in the morning on my way to the airport. You guys suck. No one wanted to hang out but Kayla the whole time I was here. Pretty lame. But fuck it. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Taylor you don't know what the guestbook is all about.
No one does. And I hate the letters and numbers it makes me type. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your quest?: | ... |
| What is your favorite color?: | ... |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | ... |
| Comments: | Poo in your shoe |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | so my dad actually send me a happy birthday email. too bad he spelled my name wrong. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | And I also cannot pass up this opportunity. You see. I am a captain myself. A pirate actually. I command a three mast frigate teeming with 32 bloodthirsty men!
And we shall have to capture you and your ship and send it to the briny deep! Arrgg! |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | so i've got exciting news. brian and i talked seriously last night about me going with him sailing, and i'm going to go. we're leaving around may. first we're sailing to miami, just so i can get used to it, then to the bahama islands, then the carribean and the we're off to europe. i'm excited, and scared shitless. but i can possibly pass up an opportunity like this. who gets to sail around the world everyday?! my point exactly.
and his name isnt turd...i'll punch both you and brian in the face. his names stitch...bitches. |
| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | So I will be there tomorrow (Tuesday). You guys should call me. I will be getting to Charleston around 2ish. It will be great fun. |
| What is your name?: | becca |
| What is your quest?: | i dunno |
| What is your favorite color?: | i dunno |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | the fridge buzzing... and the cheesecake calling my name |
| Comments: | stitch??
like lilo and stitch? is this squirrel really an extraterestrial with super strength? cause if not i'm gonna have to agree with brian and call it turd |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | your right jason, i check the guestbook a couple of times a day.. but i never write anything..i dont really know why...
but i got a pet squirrel yesterday. he fell out of a tree so now i'm taking care of him. he's so cute and i've named him stitch...but brian calls him turd. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Was Between the Buried and Me "Silent Circus" Next is some other metal band. |
| Comments: | This place sucks like your mom does on weekends in order to make ends meet.
Seriously, why doesn't anyone say anything on here anymore? I know you all check it! |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | blog. so i was in town this weekend. in fact i am in charleston this very second. my uncle died... he was an interesting guy. you guys should have met him.
i'll be in town next weekend too, the bridge run/walk things going on. how do you all live in this place year in and year out... i feel like every minute i stay here sucks away another piece of my soul... maybe i'm just being dramatic. maybe jason's mom is dramatic. peace out homeflys. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Your face is a blog. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | your moms a blog. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | uhhhhhhhh...?? |
| What is your favorite color?: | strawberry jelly |
| What is your mood?: | Etc... |
| To what are you listening?: | The Aristocrats and giggles |
| Comments: | Did someone say Blog?
I want a blog! |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | I'm going to be doing some guestbook maintenance because I want some of the old entries, especially the story about Zach and his dad.
-=-=-=- Well, I realize that Matt might have a good chunk of the guestbook already saved so I think I'll wait to talk to him. -=-=-=- I also tried to get the guestbook to stop making us have to enter in all those letters and shit, but it overpowered me and I can do nothing. -=-=-=- We should seriously consider getting a blog and linking it from Matt's webpage. This way we don't have a 150 limit or a stupid thing to type to verify that we are living, breathing humans. -=-=-=- I just talked to Matt and he probably has the thing I want. -=-=-=- Time to go. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | uhh...::drool:: |
| What is your favorite color?: | ::drool:: |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | thats right, i cut everyones hair...because for some reason unknown to me and possibly even god, everyone trust me enough to let me put clippers to their hair. crazy kids. but it was fun, and everyone looks hot. because of me. i'm the shit.
its almost my birthday, well my birthday party anyway. lets get drunk...and wear green. i'm thirsty. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | to type |
| What is your favorite color?: | food |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | Hey Mercedes |
| Comments: | Anyone want to come visit me at work? It'll be a blast I swear! Cabinets and color samples always make my day anyway. Who wants to join me in an endless adventure of ply-wood boxes and all wood face frames? Anyone... please! |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Against Me! - "Reinventing Axl Rose" |
| Comments: | I'm not going to cut my luxurious hair! This is just out of the question.
But yay for Sarah's birthday party coming up! Hurray for Matt getting a mohawk! Hurrah for Becca getting a haircut! Hoo-ray for Zach getting his trimmed! And that other guy. I just looked up Mohawk on Wikipedia. You should see my browser. I've got tabs opened covering so many topics. I'm such a nerd. Anyway, there was this British gang called the Mohocks in the 1700s. They took their name from the Indian tribe and did a lot of fucking crazy shit! I thought that was cool. They also ended up being called the "Young Bloods" and later just the "Bloods" so that LA gang needs to change its name. -=-=-=- Also on Wikipedia, about Against Me!: Their latest album Searching For A Former Clarity was released on September 6, 2005. It broke them into the mainstream, debuting at number 114 on the Billboard charts. The band released a music video for their first single, "Don't Lose Touch," specifically for Myspace. The video can now be seen on the television music station Fuse. The band's performance of "Don't Lose Touch" on Late Night With Conan O'Brien aired on September 30th, 2005. Recently, Against Me! had "Don't Lose Touch" aired on the MTV 10 Spot on November 11th, 2005. On December 21st 2005, it was announced that the band had signed a deal with Sire Records, home to many historical punk bands such as The Ramones and not so punk acts such as Mandy Moore. This decision has alienated some of Against Me!'s longtime fans, who feel that the band's signing to a major label betrays their anarchistic ethics, but other fans remain supportive of the band's decision. -=-=-=-=- Oh well, if the album sounds good I'll listen to it. but it doesn't look like that will be happening. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | ehh |
| What is your favorite color?: | same as always |
| What is your mood?: | Sick |
| To what are you listening?: | The Sound of Silence |
| Comments: | I hate work. I'm tired and I want to go back to bed. Where it's warm. Cause it's freezing in here.
In other news: Anyone who is anyone received a haircut from Sarah yesterday. She chopped roughly 6 inches off of my hair. Gave Matt a mohawk. Brian a fauxhawk. And Zach's hair looks good too. Now all that needs to be done is Jason. (Not that he is anyone who is anyone, just in dire need of a day of grooming.) Someone hold him down so Sarah can hack away at his golden locks. Sorry Jason that was mean. I promised I wouldn't do that anymore. But really CUT YOUR HAIR |
| What is your name?: | mattatronicus |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i have strep throat, and a mohawk. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | answer your phone. answer your phone. answer your phone. i'm going to egg your apartment. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | i wish i knew |
| What is your favorite color?: | still pink |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | its not even 9:30 in the morning and i'm awake. why?! i wish i could go back to bed, but i cant. and i cant get myspace to work. probably because no one else including tom is awake right now.
i'm having my birthday party at matt and zachs house this friday. ofcourse everyone that visits this probably already knows that, but if you dont, then come. and bring me gifts...or dont. just get drunk with me. i had to go pay my speeding ticket yesterday, that was sweet, because they dropped it from 180 to 77 and i didnt even have to sit in court, the judge delt with me personally outside of court. it was fantastic, in and out in like 10 minutes, 100 dollars richer than i thought i was. ahhh...i love days like those. ok i'm just babbling because i'm bored. i'll leave you fellas alone now. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Okay, my happiness just ended as I was forced to type in letters to prove I'm not a bot. FUCK THE INTERNET! I HATE THE INTERNET!!!
It's 2000-fucking-6. If we're going to have bots running amok and doing all manners of nonsense, why the hell are they real and telling us resistance is futile. I want some fucking droids in this bitch. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | I am really happy right now. Don't ruin it fuckers. |
| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| To what are you listening?: | Postal Service |
| Comments: | For anyone that's interested, I am coming for a visit. March 28th - April 4th |
| What is your name?: | amy |
| What is your quest?: | your mom |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | nothing |
| Comments: | i just remembered the quote that matt wrote down that i said at justin's birthday party:
"I apparently don't suck as much as I thought" |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | been in town 2 days. visited one dying uncle, one cousin with a dying baby inside her (poor thing only developed half a heart). went to one wedding of an old friend and visited another who is engaged with a baby on the way. it's been a visit of extreems so far. i just need to hang out with you guys. unless of course matt or zach or jason is pregnant. don't think i have the energy left to deal with that. i'll call you all tomorrow. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | This place is dead. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | To stay awake |
| What is your favorite color?: | Still Pink |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | The sounds of infomercials |
| Comments: | So yeah... I'm absolutely exhausted... but it is now too late for me to go to sleep and actually wake up when I need to...
So... I'm bored and passing time... Rock Hill sucks as usual... But I have good news... I'll be home Thursday Night... I expect eveyone to be excited about my homecoming... and to Matt... for mood... there should be an option for all of the above... oh... and I love you |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | to let everyone know how slow sarah is |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink... duh |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| To what are you listening?: | the news... and matt opening and closing the refrigerator door |
| Comments: | Sarah: So are you hanging out with Matt?
Becca: No, he drove all the way to Rock Hill and I'm ignoring him. Sarah: Why would you do that? Becca: Sarah, that was sarcasm. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Okay, I was just asked to type a bunch of characters to make that last post. Anyone else asked to do this? |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Sarah would like me to remind everyone about Saves the Day March 26th.
And I would like to inform all of our readers that Alkaline Trio and Against Me! will be performing at the Tremont Music Hall on April 11th. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Also also:
Marvin claims to be 37 times older than the universe due to all the times he's gone back in time and had to wait. |
| What is your name?: | the one and only becca |
| What is your quest?: | a protest |
| What is your favorite color?: | glitter |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| To what are you listening?: | the musical styles of my broken ass heater |
| Comments: | i demand that everyone go and read all of matt's poetry...
and then tell him what you think of it... honestly... if this post doesn't work... there will be signs everywhere... pink signs with glitter and smiley faces... they will haunt you in your sleep... so save yourself the nightmares and do it the easy way |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Also:
Arthur had ticket number 37 in a raffle in So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | I forgot about this place |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Rosemont's profile in the background |
| Comments: | uhm... so Murder by Death is touring the UK with Against Me! and hopefully when they return they will still tour together because that show would rock my socks off. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | sorry, i was redoing the pictures section through photobucket but i never finished uploading more photos because some douchebag, namely Michael Justin Hatfield, told me he was going to design me a new webpage. But Ill work on it. |
| What is your name?: | amy |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | there are no pictures of me on your webpage and there's one of crackhead joe...i mean come on. |
| What is your name?: | matthew |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | that last comment was a pretty good birthday present. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | ok. i've got one hour left. i officially did not forget your birthday. however, i did forget your phone number. so... Happy Birthday. miss you and all. wish i could be there. hope you are having fun and that you are drunk. and that you have strippers. because women's bodies should be exploited. there i said it. i'm secretly a misogynist. goodnight. |
| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your quest?: | To wish Matt a happy birthday |
| What is your favorite color?: | Pink |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| To what are you listening?: | Nothing |
| Comments: | MATT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | yeah and i wasnt there, but becca told me about it. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | really he did...
i was there |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i typed that with one hand, all you need is one fucking hand people. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i know you guys have nothing but free time on your hands so learn how to fucking use the internet and fucking sign this shit. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | matts birthday is in a week...matt, i want dearly to do something awesome for you, and i will atleast get you something, however it will be late, because i'm so far in debt write now i'm drowning. however, i have a job now, and i'm making money, i just need to get paid. so hold in there...it will be good. i swear. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Hey Tony. I can tell it was you by the misspellings. I've been reading your blog, and if you read this, that's good. I just wanted to inform you that I was aware of the shit-talking you'd done about me without writing any names. And if you mean what you say in the latest entries, perhaps you should confront me. I've really been the more docile one here, but apparently I'm looked at as the overriding asshole.
And to everyone else... Happy February 6th Day. Matt's birthday is in a week. What are we to do? -Jason |
| What is your name?: | Rather not be known |
| What is your quest?: | Self-purification |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Against Me! |
| Comments: | When two people make a connection and the connection is strong where the two beings can fully understand one another and the intellectual hatred towards life, but the love of understanding grows with each meeting. Rather the meaning is known or not, it's still there. The friendship (as it's called) can end but the connection will never leave. Which makes it beautiful. The connection may even be passing and seen and experianced for a very short period of time, a union in passing as it were. This concept is what makes it so beautiful and rightious. One can never know the true meaning of the person to each other but the feeling is there and that is what makes it powerful. How many times this could happen is not what is important or significant, it's just that it happens. What makes the brillant stay brillant is the ability to take it for what it is no matter what. Take the experiance and never forget it, never cheapen it. To always know that the connection was there in the first place and never forget the feeling of total spiritual and intellectual connection is the joy of life. The sooner we forget these connections we make, the sooner we lose our humanity, the sooner be become like those who forget the point of existance. Never forget this, and never faulter. Know the difference between people and never fool false connections with real ones and you'll be okay. Now....tickle my balls. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | I'm going to take Matt up on that offer. Sarah, don't kill me, I'll split the earnings with you.
I'll brew a little potion that will kill you. I always wanted to be a chemist. I can make something that will make you trip for a few hours before you die. You like drugs, you'll love this! Nah, I think I know why you're sad but you probably did the best thing by going to sleep. Perhaps you'll go to school on the morrow? I know you will so call me. In other news, I found out today that I can get my criminal record expunged as soon as July 21st. So long as it is my first conviction and three years have passed, for a nominal fee of $100, I can no longer have simple possession coming up on background checks and ruining potential employment opportunities. Fuck you Wal-Mart. -Jason |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | being stood up is awesome. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | stop it. :( |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | wow matt, thats weak. if anyone takes you up on that offer, i will personally kill them myself. you know my phone number bitch, call me when you're sad. |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | Depressed |
| To what are you listening?: | The sound of existance, the sound of knowing that this is it and this is all it will ever be. |
| Comments: | I dont want to live anymore. I offer a reward of everything I own or the ammount of money it can be pawned off for, if someone, anyone, will end this existence. |
| What is your name?: | Rachel |
| What is your quest?: | to inform |
| What is your mood?: | Etc... |
| To what are you listening?: | Against Me! |
| Comments: | So. Against Me and Alkaline Trio are touring together soon. The tour starts at the beginning of March. It's supposed to be all early songs. They are coming somewhere near you guys. The tickets just went on sale, in case anyone cares. Matt. I hope you get to go to Chicago for your birthday. I would help if I didn't have so many bills to pay. Pretty lame excuse, I know. But have fun whatever you do. Oh man. I told you guys about roller derby right? Well now there is a special on A&E about them. Monday nights at like... 11 or 10? I don't know. 10 I think. But I am now VIP to all the games. I get to stand with production, park where the girls park, and go through all the production doors instead of moving my way through the crowd. All because of this bartender. He's going to let me do that for the rest of the season. He is one of the main guys for Production and he is a bartender for the bar that hosts it. It's pretty bad ass. Hopefully I will send pictures. I'm gonna go now. |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Thanks to me, my grandparents now have the ineternet. A new wave of destruction shall descend upon the unsuspecting city of Tabor City, NC. Foolish old people. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | So I found a list of actual celebrities who have MySpace accounts. I'm friends with Leelee Sobieski and I'm awaiting confirmation from Adam Sandler, Jon Lovitz, Efrin Ramirez (Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite), Kevin Pollak, and William Shatner (the latter two are MySpace music pages).
I don't really get into the whole celebs are great thing but I like the above people and they allow anyone to add them so... if anyone wants their profiles, let me know. I'm considering adding Jennifer Aniston, but I don't really give a shit about her. I do think she's hot though. Anyway... I know how much a few people who read this like Dane Cook, so here is his MySpace account. Maybe I'll show everyone a list of all the others some time. I'm such a loser. -Jason |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i'd still like to go, and i'd certainly help pay for matt to go, as long as i get a job. but i have a job interview today...so we'll see. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i'll put 20 bucks toward the take matt to chicago fund. by the way matt, you should get a job so you can be prepared for my birthday in June. Seeing as how i'm sure you'll be making up for last year. love ya. :) |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Well as I said I still want to go, but dont have enough money. People have a little heart and pay my way to Chicago. I remember when a birthday used to mean something. And a pre emptive shutup to you Sara if you want to bring your birthday into this. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Plotting a Revolution |
| To what are you listening?: | Phil Ochs is in my head |
| Comments: | So I'd always wanted to write my own version of Phil Ochs's "Cops of the World" and I did just that today. If you don't know the song, then you won't be able to hear the melody. That's too bad. But for those of us who know it, here's a little something for you to enjoy:
Still the Cops of the World Come sign up for the war, boys Quick, sign up for the war You better finish up your tour boys Better finish up your tour. We've got ourselves in deep, now we are lost And we'll stick with it regardless of the cost So please take heed to all we accost Cuz we're still the cops of the world, boys We're still the cops of the world We pick and choose and we please, boys Pick and choose as we please You'd best stay down on your knees boys Best stay down on your knees We're hot from this hell-hole known as Iraq And many will come home wrapped up in a sack Just ready your weapon as we prepare another air attack Cuz we're still the cops of the world boys We're still the cops of the world We've got to take over this land, boys Got to take over this land But ain't American Idol grand boys Ain't American Idol grand Through television shows and dozens of beers The public remains jejune with innumerable fears And our military will stay for years upon years Cuz we're still the cops of the world boys We're still the cops of the world Dump the towel-heads in a pile, boys Dump the towel-heads in a pile Kill those terrorists with a smile, boys Kill terrorists with a smile Privacy's overrated, we need the Patriot Act To filter out bad guys and that's just a fact We'll imprison these "suspects" without due process or tact Cuz we're still the cops of the world, boys We're still the cops of the world Go on gas up your SUV, boys Gas up your SUV Oil looks cheap to me, boy Oil looks cheap to me We've got enough but ourselves we should spoil As long as there's terrorism, there's bound to be oil So sit back and wait as we conquer Mideast soil Cuz we're still the cops of the world, boys We're still the cops of the world. Please stay off of the grass, boys Please stay off of the grass Here's a kick in the ass, boys Here's a kick in the ass We'll smash down your doors, we don't bother to knock We've done it before, so why all the shock? We're the biggest and toughest kids on the block Cuz we're still the Cops of the World, boys We're still the Cops of the World We're sorry for your loss, boys Sorry for your loss But we did it in the name of progress, boys We did it in the name of progress We own half the world, oh say can you see And it's not enough, we still feel greedy And we won't stop until you're all considered "free" Or at least until you establish a fake democracy With corrupt politics and laws revoking liberty While under the aegis of American policy Individuals are restricted until there is no me Where standing instead there forever shall be Corporate conglomerates infinitely wealthy And none are the wiser who feel genuinely And the thinkers they never can seem to agree It's too late anyway as there's nowhere to flee Cuz we're still the cops of the world boys We'll always be the cops of the world |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | well that sucks. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Chris Penn (Nice Guy Eddie from Reservoir Dogs) was found dead yesterday. I know he never had big roles but I really liked that guy. A lot more than I like his brother Sean anyway.
In other news, I just saw Harry Potter 4 (I don't feel like typing all that rubbish that follows, calling the movie by its numerical handle seems much easier) and I must say that I liked it a lot. I was disappointed however to not see Ron's mom in the end when she realizes the black dog near her is no dog but in fact Sirius Black. She exclaims "That's Sirius Black!" as if no one else knew. And then Dumbledore is all like "Severus, let's get the old gang back together." And it leaves the reader wanting more in the form of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. But noooo, this director, a one Mike Newell, doesn't include that scene. Overall, I guess he wasn't a bad director... he did direct Donnie Brasco... but he isn't directing HP5 as some new guy is doing that... this new guy has nothing major to his credit so this will probably either make or break him. I'm bored now... |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Please save [money for] Chicago! Please save [money for] Chicago!
I don't really know how I'm going either... unless I pawn some stuff at MegaPawn CHA-CHIIIING! <--- Lamest commercial ever. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | so, i dont know if im going to chicago anymore. i mean i really want to. but i dont think i have enough money to go. so if you guys want to pay for me for my birthday, thats cool, but i doubt any of you have any money to do that. if anyone has any suggestions you know how to contact me. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i would like to go to chicago. what hwy will you be taking. as in could i meet you in charlotte so i dont have to travel all the way to charleston? we need a minivan. my friend nicole wants to go too. :) |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | More like fall in love with me. I'm the hero of this picture after all.
Well, download complete. Time to watch Harry the Pothead and the Goblin of Firin' it up! |
| What is your name?: | becca again |
| What is your quest?: | to promote the greatest blog ever written |
| What is your favorite color?: | still pink |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| To what are you listening?: | commercials |
| Comments: | Becca's Stupid Blog
read it and fall in love with me all over again |
| What is your name?: | The One and Only Becca |
| What is your quest?: | What the fuck happened to ashamed |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Death Cab... I should really stop... but I can't... thanks a lot Sarah |
| Comments: | Yeah so I'm ashamed... but I seriously couldn't keep my eyes open anymore... it hurt... so how was Dr. Know... since I missed everything after the guy's bathing suit exploding at the crotch when he was struck by lightening... for the second time |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | dr. know |
| Comments: | becca, you're asleep on matts couch, and tony and mike are talking about health care i think. and i'm fucking hungry...and tired. and matts sleeping, and so is zach, but i think he has to get up in like 30 minutes. ok bye. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | To convince everyone to move to Chicago as well |
| What is your favorite color?: | Pink... it hasn't changed in like 20 years |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| To what are you listening?: | Death Cab for Cutie... and my mom bitching at Reese to go outside |
| Comments: | I'm in... I didn't realize Feb. 11th was a weekend... so if there is still room... I want to go too... maybe I can even talk my sister into letting us stay at her house... instead of getting a hotel... but I don't know if she would be down for that... cause her place isn't that big... and while I haven't really listened to The Caskett Lottery... it's Matt's birthday... and in Chicago... which is like the greatest city ever!!!!! so yeah... when are you guys making that life changing decision to move there too |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | dude i really want to go. hopefully i can. its just that i might have a job by then and i dont know if i'll be able to get off work, or if i'll be in school, but i'll keep it all in mind, because that would kick ass. and we have to go to myrtle beach for saves the day in march for my birthday. and reggie and the full effect is playing in at tremount sometime in feb. |
| What is your name?: | matthew |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Its still a month away, you could save money. My birthday is Feb. 13, its for my birthday. YOU HAVE TO COME! |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i'd go, but i have no money. but you guys have fun with that. |
| What is your name?: | Matthew |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | I am going to Chicago on Feb. 11 to see the Casket Lottery, so far Jason is the only other person who has commited himself to coming. There are 3 more seats in the car. Hopefully Zach will come, so that leaves 2 seats. Anyone wanna come? We will probably leave Friday night, it takes like 14 hours to get there. So if we leave at like 10 Friday we can get to Chicago around 12 or 1 in the afternoon on Saturday and get a hotel room. Then we can wander around Chicago, maybe find Bob or Chris or Damon or the Alkaline Trio, whoever is hanging out. And we'd stay that night and leave Sunday morning. So its a 3 day expedenture. Gas will probably be like 150 bucks there and back, tickets are only like 10 bucks, and the hotel room will probably be like 40. So the more people the cheaper it is. Come on you motherfuckers. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | eat this cereal |
| What is your favorite color?: | captain crunch |
| What is your mood?: | Hungry |
| To what are you listening?: | crunch crunch |
| Comments: | HEY! Becca and I are moving to Chicago! you guys can come too. Then we can hang out there. And you guys can not hang out with me all weekend like you do here. you bastards. |
| What is your name?: | M Shadows |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | Jason babbling in general |
| Comments: | You kids suck. Learn to read. |
| What is your name?: | J |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Brian Griffin: I don't know. I guess taking care of this old woman will be just like babysitting, only with bigger diapers.
Stewie Griffin: Aha! So they *do* make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! Well, fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! I've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful, porcelain layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society! [runs to toilet] Stewie Griffin: [shouts] You get a job! |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | that wasn't funny at all.
What is funny is how quickly I started doing drugs again. So anyway, I was just laying in bed and I couldn't sleep. Been lying down for two hours. I guess I won't go to sleep tonight. I took out my contacts for nothing. but now I'm wearing my glasses. I look stupid in glasses. I need some that will make me look smart. I mean, I know I am smart, but I think I look pretty dumb. That reminds me, you ever notice that all tv fat kids are portrayed as stupid simpletons? That would irk me, except I'm too stupid and simple to be bothered by it. Well, I'm going back to playing F.E.A.R. It's getting particularly creepy at this point. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | yeah that wasnt really that funny. you guys should tell me when i'm being stupid sometimes. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your quest?: | to punch you in the face? |
| What is your favorite color?: | something fantastic |
| What is your mood?: | Disenfranchised Youth |
| To what are you listening?: | type type type type type type type type type...its starting to look weird now |
| Comments: | this is old, but it made me laugh, probably because i need to sleep.
What is your name?: Jason What is your mood?: ...None Specified... Comments: Hey gang... just wanted to say I'm drunk. Watch the Clemson-Miami game. Clemson lost. Not that I care. I just wanted to get drunk. See I was drunk for like 28 hours the other day. Ask Matt. It was amazing. While I'm posting, let me tell everyone that I've decided to quit doing all illegal and prescription drugs. This time I mean it and this includes adderall. Therefore, I am strictly an alcoholic smoker addicted to caffeine. |
| What is your name?: | Tony |
| What is your quest?: | To learn from the Saints before me |
| What is your favorite color?: | green, like my ... uhhh ... soul? |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | South Park, and a spirt shattering |
| Comments: | There asshole, I've seen your fucking page, signed your fucking guestbook, watched your tv, and got stoned! So stop cupping my balls! My Resolution remember! |
| What is your name?: | rachel |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | cars screeching past my apartment |
| Comments: | So. I'm back in Texas. Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye to Matt, Kayla, and Tony. I had fun on new years with the rest of you though. Sorry Sarah and Becca that I am awful and didn't end up giving you guys a ride home. If it makes you feel better, the hangover I had the next (after only two hours of sleep) was a pretty good punishment for being lame. I think anyways. Well. That's all I've got to offer. I'm sure I will be back around here in a month or two to catch up again. |
| What is your name?: | matthew |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i hope you all had a good new years. for those of you expecting to see me on new years, sorry, im just very tired of everything and didnt really feel like going to a party celebrating not just a new day, but an entire new year. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Matt, you could have called my house. I was watching movies all day yesterday and you called this morning while I was still asleep. |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | All i know is im out of town from today, the 24th until the 26th. And as far as im concerned we should exclude jason from any and all new years activity because he is too cool or too busy or too lazy to hang out when something cool isnt going on then why should he be allowed to hang out when cool shit happens? eh? But thats just one man's opinion. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | jawbreaker live 4/30/96 |
| Comments: | told ya. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to be back, bitches. |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Matt, you need a mood for "dirty" because thats what i am right now. i need a shower. really bad. i could go do that right now, but i'd rather sit on the computer.
so Zach, please poor boy, dont give yourself that much credit. maybe if you did cooler shit from time to time, we would have something to talk about. geesh. ok i'm kidding, dont hit me. sorry i didnt hang out last night, i got super tired and fell asleep. but for those of you living in a closet, i have a new phone number. its 906-1936. so you should call me, and let me take pictures of you with my new phone so when you call your picture will show up on my caller id. thats the whole reason i got the phone. ok maybe zach was right, maybe we are boring. shit. |
| What is your name?: | elder zacharias |
| What is your quest?: | to be ordained...by mail |
| What is your favorite color?: | blood of christ |
| What is your mood?: | Plotting a Revolution |
| To what are you listening?: | mission of burma |
| Comments: | jesus fucking christ, i havent been here since october 1st! and you bastards are all boring as hell! i just spent the last hour or so catching up, and aside from the bullshit drama, which generally i knew about, there was nothing astounding. except matt finding his fuzzy shirt. that's pretty sweet. you know what the problem is? the lack of me. i made this place a buzzing swarm of intellectual conversation, witty tid bits, and the like. not only did i provide these things in abundance, but i inspired all the rest of you fools to reach beyond your feeble means and achieve a semblance of greatness. single handedly, i brought this desolate little corner of the internet to new vistas of beauty and grace, delicacy of language. i brought strength of spirit to broken men, hope to lost children. i showed light to blind men, and healed the sick and crippled. i thought i had tilled and cultured the soil of this cold, barren land enough to thrive on it's own. but, my children you have strayed. once again, there is darkness that only my guiding light, my infinite wisdom, and my gentle, yet firm hands and repel. YOU GOODDAMN FAIULURES!!! HAVE YOU HEARD NOTHING THAT I SAID!!?? LEARNED NOTHING OF MY PERFECT WAYS?!!!? YOU STUPID FUCKING, WHALE EATING MORONS! I SHOULD BURN YOU ALL WITH THE FLAMES OF PURITY AND JUSTICE THAT SPEW FROM MY UNFORGIVING ASS!!! FUCK!! FUCK, FUCKING CURSE YOU ALL!!
but fear not, my gentle, worthless fools. i have returned from my long and weary travels and studies. i will indeed, bless you with my unyeilding forgiveness and supple love. i will massage your stupid nonsense posts, and refashion into my own image. your gracious father, of sorts, has returned... noonch. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | VICTORY! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | The verdict is in and intelligent design is out! VICTORY IN DOVER, PENNSYLVANIA!
YAY! Teaching the kids the truth... GO JUSTICE SYSTEM!! (But how long before this issue moves to the Supreme Court, I wonder.) |
| What is your name?: | Tired and Jobless |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | smoking popes - live |
| Comments: | So. Zachs show went well. There were only like 13 people there total but the response was good. Im pretty sure none of those kids knew Zach could play so well. This is just the beggining. Anyways, we video taped it, so those of you who would like copies please inquire with myself or zach or becca. In other news, I lost my job because I didnt go to work because I wanted to see Zachs show. Too bad, because I dont care. Who needs a job? Who needs money? oh wait.....
But what i really wanted to say was that something most extrodinary, most amazing has happened. I have found my fuzzy shirt. Some of you might not know what that is and be thinking, whats so fucking awesome about finding a shirt. But let me tell you friends, I got that shirt when I was 13 and it was my favorite shirt until one day when I was 16 or 17 I couldnt find it. I looked through every single piece of clothing I had. I asked my mom what happened to it and she told me she didnt know. The only possible solution I could come to was that she threw it away because it had a tiny hole in it. That may sound ridiculous, but it wouldnt be the first time shes done it. Anyways. So I have missed this shirt tremendously and there was no way for me to get another one. So my mom brings over some winter clothes like this week. I just looked through them tonight and i fucking found it at the bottom of the bag. This may seem completely absurd, but I am so overwhelmed with happiness. This is a good omen. Anyways, thats enough rambling about a shirt. Good day. |
| What is your name?: | Matthew |
| What is your favorite color?: | periwinkle |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | hot rod circuit |
| Comments: | 1:10AM - Nov. 17 - 2005
We drove far away from the explosion. We escaped the blast radius, we even evaded the lethal doses of radiation that spread further onward. As soon as we get here and think we're safe. It going to be a nuclear winter this year. ..- |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | "attempt" being the key word. you're harder than a greesed pig to get ahold of. fuck. i'm coming back in a week and no one even cares! |
| What is your name?: | Matthew |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Yeah, alot going on. None of which i feel safe discussing over this insecure connection (aka my guestbook). Contact me, or attempt to contact me, for more details. |
| What is your name?: | The One and Only Becca |
| What is your quest?: | ehhh |
| What is your favorite color?: | blah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | some van damme movie in the background cause I cant find the remote |
| Comments: | so sarah you laugh at everything now???
that's good, cause the last time i talked to you... you cried during a herpes commercial... lol you willnever live that down... never ***YAY I found the remote*** |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | yeah fuck the cold. i've got a cold, and it sucks. my nose is about to fall off and my throat is pissed. lets just move to hawaii. screw this place!! its supposed to be 28 degrees tomorrow! THIS IS TEXAS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
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| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | To hurry and type this before my keyboard starts going out |
| What is your favorite color?: | Pink |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| To what are you listening?: | Copeland - In motion |
| Comments: | Ok... so Sarah... I'm glad that you are doing what is best for you... and while I won't be in Charleston when you get into town... I promise to come hang out as soon as I get back in town.
Matt... about picking a place to move... ignore Jason, and pick a place that doesn't snow... preferably a place that doesn't have winter either... I'm sick of being cold... Coldness sucks... To Jason's stand-up comedy routine... it could be good if executed correctly... I know I want to hear it (especially the part about the man boobs... lol)... So you let me be the judge of your act... and I'll decide if you should go on tour... |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i'll be there in roughly two weeks, i'm coming there so i can save up some money, get a car and get back on my feet, my mom is coming out here to pick me up and we're driving back. unfortunatly i wont be in austin when you come out here. however, i'll see you before then. i'm coming back to austin in hopefully 6 months at the longest, and i'm coming back because i love this place, and i still want to go to school here.
i think that covers it. you should call me so i can talk to you!!! |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | how are you getting here? when are you getting here? how long are you staying here? why are you coming here? and why are you going back?
matt~ |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | so i've calmed down a bit since that last post, but clearly no ones reading these things anymore anyways :-p
i am still coming home, but i still stand in coming back to austin asap. i will see you guys probably in a few weeks. i am excited to see everyone again, i'm just a bit nervous. and i certainly dont want to make that drive again!! but someone call me, i'd love to talk. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your mood?: | Depressed |
| Comments: | so i'm coming back to charleston...very against my will mind you. and i dont plan on staying. but things just arent working out here right now. i moved out here very unprepared hoping that my will to do it would be enough, but its not.
right now, coming home is the best thing for me, and i know that. and i know you guys are going to say "you dont want to stay in charleston because you hate us" but see, its not that. i was ok with leaving charleston because i knew that we have been friends long enough that i wasnt worried about loosing you guys, and we've spent so much time together and made so many awesome memories that i knew there was no way i could ever forget about you guys. in austin, i'm just meeting people, and they're amazing people, but unlike you guys, i was unable to spend as much time with them as i would have liked to, and i'm scared of loosing them. derek especially. maybe we didnt work out in a relationship, but that guy has stood by my side so much latley, and he's been such a great friend, listening to me bitch about stuff he doesnt even understand, taking me along places with him so i wouldnt be alone, letting me come watch movies with him to take my mind off things, he's been great to me. and i'm scared of loosing him. and tina has a baby on the way, and she needs me here, and i want to be here. but i'm deciding to come home anyway. and i'll stay there and work, and save up money to get a car, and then i'm coming back. because i'm happy here. i just wanted to give you guys a heads up... |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Hey folks, just got home from Circuit City. Well, about an hour ago. I was supposed to have training today but instead just did all that new hire paperwork stuff. I actually start Saturday.
I'm down for moving to some place where it snows. Like Sweden: High suicide rate, but good metal. but Sarah, why do you want to move to the landfill of America--New Jersey!? Sara: you never called me, tramp! -=-=-=- Happy Human Genome Day everyone! It was on this day in 1999 that international scientists proclaimed to have virtually mapped out the human gene. YAY! Also, happy December 1st day. I believe the first day of every month should be a holiday. I mean, you make it through an entire month without getting killed or killing yourself... you're doing pretty well. -=-=-=- Lately... I've been thinking alot about comedy. I want to be a stand-up comic now. This is just more proof that I don't really know what I want to do with my life. However, last night, as I was trying to get to sleep since I had to be awake at 8am, I kept thinking of a routine... and of monologues. I think I've got some good material. I'm going to write it down and practice it, and probably perform for Matt and Zach. If it works on them, I'll try people who don't normally laugh at me... and maybe I'll go to a local comedy club and try and get a gig. I'll deal with such topics as: a) being THE MAN (not in the way you think) b) being white but claiming other c) being fat (which entails having man-boobies) d) the state of the world e) being an atheist f) whatever else I can think of. As of now I can't remember the routine I was thinking of last night, but I think it will come back to me. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | Disenfranchised Youth |
| To what are you listening?: | some crap on the radio at work |
| Comments: | can we go to new jersey? that was always my second option. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | whatever. you didnt even return my phone calls when i was home. |
| What is your name?: | matt~ |
| What is your mood?: | Disenfranchised Youth |
| Comments: | im sorry you guys. why do you all have to leave me. why cant we all agree to move away somewhere that we all want to go to. my list of agreeable places to move: asheville, nc; vermont, newhampshire, deleware, even tennesse would be ok i guess. i mean. honestly. just not fucking rock hill, anywhere in texas, in any metropolis, especially the capital of the country! not fucking boone, north carolina, not goddamned minnesota (at least zach learned his lesson). yeah, so, point is, you miss us and are about to cry, but i miss all of you and want to cry everyday. granted i have more people here then most of you have where you are, but im missing just as many people as you are. anyways, until then, you should all move back here and come over and hang out, like right now. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i fucking miss you guys, i want to cry. actually..i might cry. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | Psshh... |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Hey... don't you get sassy with me...
I didn't want you to move to Texas |
| What is your name?: | Sarah |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Shut up becca! YOU miss having friends nearby? pssh. atleast you can go home on the weekends and see everyone if you'd like. I dont ever get to see you guys. atleast matts coming to hang out though, atleast he's cool. |
| What is your name?: | Becca |
| What is your quest?: | Procrastination at it's finest |
| What is your favorite color?: | Pink |
| What is your mood?: | Hungry |
| To what are you listening?: | Full House... yup yup yup |
| Comments: | So, I think I will be home for the Christmas Holidays around the 10th or so...
But keep in mind I leave again on Dec. 19th to go to Pennsylvania for Christmas. So I expect everyone to be ready to hangout with me when I return... I miss having friends near by... so yeah... that's the deal |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i'd like to hang out with you folks while i'm in town. my cell phone is dead so it'd be nice if you could call my house phone. 5566451. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your quest?: | to spell it ochs from now on... |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| To what are you listening?: | the selection screen to clerks X over and over and over again... |
| Comments: | hahaha. oops. i do always spell it orch. i'm retarded. but thats not what matters. what matters is that i bought the freaking cd. give me some credit!!! damn people, always trying to squash my game. (i'm feeling kinda gangsta today...yo)
ochs ochs ochs ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs phil ochs |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Hey, if you try going to that site you'll find yourself at an online pharmacy. Scroll down to the bottom and it has this to say:
Other sites we recommend you to visit after buying medications online: Texas Hold'em Online Casino Phentermine -=-=-=- Great, so once you're all fucked up on our medications, you can go gamble the rest of your money away. I wonder how many people get scammed. People are so stupid. -=-=-=- AND SARAH IT IS "OCHS!" OH-SEE-AYCH-ESS "OCHS!" Maybe you're so used to writing Birch you feel that every 'ch' deserves an 'r' before it. What's your favorite piece by Barch? Tocatta and Fugue? Are you going to go see the Lion, the Witrch, and the Wardrobe? Do you believe in the Lorch Ness Monster? |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | Sarah, MC Chris doesn't write Aquateen, he provides the voices for MC PeePants, Sir Loin, and two other characters whose names I can't remember. He's also the voice of Hesh on Sealab 2021. He's credited as an assistant animator or something like that on both shows.
He's played a few times at the New Brookland Tavern and the Village Tavern, but I've never seen him. I've heard his albums though. I like "Fett's Vette": "My backpack's got jets I'm Boba the Fett I bounty hunt for Jaba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wiggy wiggy wiggy wack Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes Cuz my time I don't like to waste. Get down" -=-=- xxx - get out of here you fucking ad-bot. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to listen to ben sing phil orchs songs |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | i just bought the kind of like spitting "learn phil orchs songs" cd from half.com. i'm excited. it better hurry. |
| What is your name?: | sarah! |
| What is your mood?: | ...None Specified... |
| Comments: | AH HA!! sucess at last!!!!
btw..i saw this guy..mcchris..the guy who writes aquateen. yeah i saw him at emos last night, and he was kick ass. white rap, man, i never thought it would come to this. but go check him out. |
| What is your name?: | Becca Becca Bo Becca |
| What is your quest?: | to cry in the corner |
| What is your favorite color?: | Pink |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| To what are you listening?: | Futurama |
| Comments: | I don't even know what to say to that...
excuse me while I go cry in the corner... and pretend I have friends |
