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![]() Feelin Froggy Madlib Book Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would always say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Monday, January 8th 2007 - 11:47:43 AM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so confusing! I would never use an 'inside voice' and always run outside in my underwear! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Tuesday, November 21st 2006 - 05:14:12 AM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs.
Wednesday, November 8th 2006 - 07:08:17 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would never say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm sweeter than Dee Dee. Sunday, August 27th 2006 - 07:52:49 AM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never play quietly and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in a pile of leaves and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm an alien with special powers.
Thursday, July 20th 2006 - 07:01:45 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would always go to bed on time and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I have naturally curly hair. Friday, May 26th 2006 - 12:20:28 AM Alien Overlord Space Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would always go to bed on time and always play outside! I would miss living in my remote-controlled time transporter and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Monday, May 22nd 2006 - 08:30:29 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always skip my homework! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating any bugs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm sweeter than Dee Dee. Thursday, May 11th 2006 - 08:55:26 AM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would sometimes play quietly and always run outside in my underwear! I would miss living in the basement of Frog Headquarters and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm smarter than Dexter.
Wednesday, February 22nd 2006 - 07:10:02 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so frightening! I would never take my vitamins and always play outside! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating flies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Thursday, January 26th 2006 - 03:54:06 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would sometimes do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating any bugs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Wednesday, January 11th 2006 - 10:57:48 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never do my homework and always play outside! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm good at math. Tuesday, December 13th 2005 - 05:33:55 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would always go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Thursday, December 1st 2005 - 07:24:35 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm good at math. Monday, November 21st 2005 - 07:45:12 AM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never go to bed on time and always play outside! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 06:16:47 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never play quietly and always stay up late! I would miss living in my fully equipped star cruiser and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I am never wrong. Friday, November 11th 2005 - 04:09:28 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never change my underwear and always play outside! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Wednesday, November 9th 2005 - 07:46:13 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Sunday, November 6th 2005 - 07:34:19 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never go to bed on time and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm good at math. Thursday, November 3rd 2005 - 06:52:01 AM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never brush my teeth and always stay up late! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Wednesday, August 31st 2005 - 02:37:42 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never do my homework and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 6, and I should know because I am never wrong. Wednesday, July 27th 2005 - 04:32:23 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Thursday, June 16th 2005 - 02:59:25 PM Pond Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never do my homework and always watch scary movies! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm cool, of course.
Sunday, June 12th 2005 - 07:43:40 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would never do my homework and always stay up late! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Saturday, June 4th 2005 - 06:56:40 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a pile of leaves and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course.
Sunday, May 22nd 2005 - 03:36:26 AM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would sometimes change my underwear and always run outside in my underwear! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Thursday, May 19th 2005 - 04:49:54 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would never do my homework and always stay up late! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 1, and I should know because I'm good at math. Tuesday, May 17th 2005 - 04:20:40 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Tuesday, May 10th 2005 - 11:07:37 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would always change my underwear and always pick my nose! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm smarter than Dexter. Monday, May 9th 2005 - 06:01:22 PM Frog at Large If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would always brush my teeth and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Friday, May 6th 2005 - 01:05:48 AM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would sometimes go to bed on time and always play outside! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating any bugs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Wednesday, May 4th 2005 - 09:10:15 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in my remote-controlled time transporter and eating flies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs.
Wednesday, May 4th 2005 - 06:45:53 PM Masked Avenger Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would always use an 'inside voice' and always have lots of cooties! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm frequently honest.
Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 - 11:52:36 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never take my vitamins and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 - 10:14:00 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would sometimes do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in my fully equipped star cruiser and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm sweeter than Dee Dee. Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 - 08:16:17 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would sometimes do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 - 08:11:09 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating any bugs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Sunday, May 1st 2005 - 02:16:07 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never change my underwear and always play outside! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I have naturally curly hair. Friday, April 22nd 2005 - 07:27:43 PM Alien Overlord Space Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would never do my homework and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 7, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs.
Thursday, April 21st 2005 - 08:39:18 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm cool, of course.
Thursday, April 14th 2005 - 09:12:14 PM Masked Avenger Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never take a bath and always jump up and down! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating other frogs' eggs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Saturday, April 9th 2005 - 07:56:41 PM Frog at Large If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never brush my teeth and always gnash my teeth! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a lot higher than Kermit the frog's, and I should know because I'm good at math. Sunday, March 13th 2005 - 07:57:53 AM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would always do my homework and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Tuesday, March 1st 2005 - 08:08:52 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never go to bed on time and always skip my homework! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating any bugs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm good at madlibs.
Sunday, November 28th 2004 - 02:43:30 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Friday, November 26th 2004 - 11:32:28 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never do my homework and always play outside! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 6, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Sunday, November 21st 2004 - 03:36:01 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 4, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Thursday, October 14th 2004 - 09:09:45 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would sometimes play quietly and always play outside! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm good at math.
Wednesday, October 6th 2004 - 06:50:59 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never brush my teeth and always pick my nose! I would miss living in my fully equipped star cruiser and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I'm good at math.
Wednesday, September 8th 2004 - 08:27:32 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs.
Tuesday, August 17th 2004 - 12:21:43 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never do my homework and always stay up late! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 4, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Saturday, August 14th 2004 - 01:11:02 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never use an 'inside voice' and always watch scary movies! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 4, and I should know because I have naturally curly hair. Sunday, August 8th 2004 - 03:44:14 PM Peeper Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never brush my teeth and always skip my homework! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Monday, July 26th 2004 - 04:04:20 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would always go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Monday, April 26th 2004 - 05:34:40 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would always go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Tuesday, April 13th 2004 - 06:36:58 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never do my homework and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Thursday, March 18th 2004 - 10:22:37 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never watch Disney movies and always play outside! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm an alien with special powers. Sunday, March 7th 2004 - 08:22:51 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so wild! I would never use an 'inside voice' and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm cuter than most frogs. Sunday, March 7th 2004 - 08:14:09 PM Alien Overlord Space Frog If I could be human, it would be so weird! I would always use an 'inside voice' and always have lots of cooties! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm an alien with special powers. Thursday, February 26th 2004 - 07:50:37 PM Peeper Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would always say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always pick my nose! I would miss living in the basement of Frog Headquarters and eating flies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 3, and I should know because I'm good at madlibs. Thursday, February 26th 2004 - 06:16:49 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would never play quietly and always jump up and down! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 9, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Thursday, February 26th 2004 - 06:15:08 PM Poison Dart Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never wash my socks and always stay up late! I would miss living in the heart of the jungle and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I am never wrong.
Wednesday, January 21st 2004 - 03:44:00 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so weird! I would always take my vitamins and always pick my nose! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 6, and I should know because I'm smarter than Dexter. Friday, December 19th 2003 - 07:55:37 AM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so awesome! I would never use an 'inside voice' and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 8, and I should know because I'm good at madlibs. Sunday, November 9th 2003 - 02:31:35 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never say Thank You, Please, or You're Welcome and always wake up in the morning with a bloodcurdling yell! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm cool, of course. Monday, November 3rd 2003 - 06:34:00 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never do my homework and always watch scary movies! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 1, and I should know because I'm an alien with special powers. Sunday, November 2nd 2003 - 02:15:09 PM Barbie Twinkling Lites Fashion Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would never wash my socks and always pick my nose! I would miss living in a slimy pond and eating worms, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 6, and I should know because I'm good at madlibs. Wednesday, October 22nd 2003 - 05:53:27 PM Pond Frog If I could be human, it would be so mysterious! I would never go to bed on time and always skip my homework! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating flies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Monday, October 20th 2003 - 02:56:37 PM Titanium Robot Frog If I could be human, it would be so perfect! I would never go to bed on time and always skip my homework! I would miss living in my remote-controlled time transporter and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm good at math. Friday, October 17th 2003 - 09:18:24 PM Titanium Robot Frog If I could be human, it would be so weird! I would sometimes watch Disney movies and always jump up and down! I would miss living in my neon green VW bus and eating fuzzies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 3, and I should know because I am never wrong. Thursday, October 16th 2003 - 03:16:26 PM Tree Frog If I could be human, it would be so exciting! I would always go to bed on time and always stay up late! I would miss living in a leafy tree and eating pinkies, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 5, and I should know because I'm frequently honest. Monday, September 29th 2003 - 09:40:40 AM Alien Overlord Space Frog If I could be human, it would be so funny! I would sometimes wash my socks and always pick my nose! I would miss living in my pink Twinkling Lites Luxury Hotel and eating other frogs, though. I rate this Madlib Book a 10, and I should know because I'm frequently honest.
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