Harry Potter Goblet of Fire
Caption Contest
Contest sponsored by The Alan Rickman Download Haven
Prizes by Warner Bros.
Warner Bros. has provided Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire posters
as prizes for the three lucky winners of our caption contest.
(Note: Snape is not pictured on the Goblet of Fire poster)
To Enter:
* Click "Post Your Caption Here"
* Enter your name
* Enter your email address (optional)
* Write your caption to the picture below
Note: There is no edit feature. If you want any changes made to your entry, email
Claudia with your changes and they will be made a soon as possible.
* Click the "Sign the Book" buttonIf your entry doesn't show up immediately, click the Refresh feature on your browser.
If you have any problems, please don't hesitate to email me at the above address and I will assist you.
Rules:
* One caption per entry per person
* Any entry that contains profanity will be deleted
* The deadline for entries is midnight US/Canadian Eastern time on Wednesday
November 16, 2005
* A poll will be in place on Thursday November 17, 2005 for a vote on the winning captions
* The top three entries will be awarded the prizesNote: If you opt not to include your email address on your entry, you will need to contact me by email if your entry is chosen as a winner.
To Vote:
* Scroll to the bottom of this page
* Match the entry you like best to the number and name in the poll
Note: Lengthy captions made it impossible for them to be entered in the poll.
* Click the button next to your favorite entry
* Scroll to the bottom of the poll and click the Vote button
* Voting ends Saturday November 19, 2005 at noon US/Canadian time
IMPORTANT: Only one vote per person will register with this poll service.
The vote is in and the winners are:
1st place
35- Sara for:
"Tiring of sarcasm and legilimency, Professor Snape employs a new method of messing with the students' heads"2nd place
8 - sue for:"You boy! My dungeon 10.15! You! 10:30! Bring a comb!
3rd place
16 - BackstageMystic for:"Spout just ONE more word, and I SWEAR I'll turn you into hot and cold taps!
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46 - GolfWizard |
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E-mail address: |
kortg@shaw.ca |
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"Now how did Spock do that again .... My Mind to Your Mind, My Thoughts to Your Thoughs" |
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Wednesday, November 16th 2005 - 18:26:09 |
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Name: |
45 - fir |
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By the Powers vested in me,(reinforced by my erotic vocals and stealth sexuality),I now denounce you insignificant imbiciles. |
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Wednesday, November 16th 2005 - 10:33:01 |
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44 - Reedpipe |
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E-mail address: |
gleraseg@mac.com |
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Caption: |
Boys!! I said . . . NO. SNOGGING. IN THE GREAT HALL!!!! |
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Wednesday, November 16th 2005 - 09:50:23 |
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43 - Barking Mad |
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E-mail address: |
MoreThanSirius@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
"Okay, I've got the hair samples for the polyjuice potion. Now I just have to find out which one of these loosers asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. A quick 'stupify' and a binding spell for him, and then I've got myself a date!" |
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Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 23:30:52 |
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42 - lola |
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Even Sybil Trelawney could see through these empty vessels. |
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Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 21:33:22 |
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Name: |
41 - Erika |
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E-mail address: |
stalking_tom@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
"You know boys, if you combed your hair *this* direction you really would be able to create a much more frazzled look. That's what you're after, Potter, isn't it, with this massive cowlick in the back?" |
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Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 18:01:59 |
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Name: |
40 - Carole Urban |
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I don't care what he's saying, me next. |
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Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 14:23:22 |
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Name: |
39 - AFNH |
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Caption: |
Snape deeply regretted standing in for Professor McGonagall during the fourth-yearNodding Dog in Back of Car Transfiguration lesson. |
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Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 14:03:35 |
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Name: |
38 - Annemarie |
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E-mail address: |
acam42@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
Snape....
'Who says my classes arent fun?' 'How about this' 'Two little dickie birds sitting on a wall, one called Peter, one called Paul,fly away Peter , Fly away Paul, come back Peter,come back Paul' 'Ok lads your turn.....' |
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Monday, November 14th 2005 - 21:15:47 |
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Name: |
37 - deeindiana |
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E-mail address: |
pperryy@onlyinternet.net |
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Caption: |
Snape snarls:
"Keep your adnormally small noses out of other people's business and turn to page 394." |
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Monday, November 14th 2005 - 19:50:21 |
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36 - jessica |
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E-mail address: |
ClaireSmarty@aol.com |
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Caption: |
Snape: **blind** Marco!
Harry: Polo! Snape:**grinds teeth** Marco! Harry: Polo! Snape: Mar - AHA!! I'VE FOUND YOU, POTTER!! NOW you shall pay for that "Lumos" attack on my eyes.... |
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Monday, November 14th 2005 - 16:54:05 |
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35 - Sara |
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E-mail address: |
scclatte@hotmail.com |
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Caption: |
Tiring of sarcasm and legilimency, Professor Snape employs a new method of messing with the students' heads. |
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Monday, November 14th 2005 - 09:39:56 |
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34 - Sue |
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E-mail address: |
corieltauviqueen@yahoo.co.uk |
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Ron: How long has Snape had this strange attraction to you, Harry?
Harry: Ever since he discovered Mesmerism... |
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Monday, November 14th 2005 - 08:22:45 |
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Name: |
33 - Jo |
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E-mail address: |
j_litonjua@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
Professor Snape: You kids stop talking about my relationship with Professor McGonaggal!!!Mind your own business!!! Umph!!! |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 21:59:23 |
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32 - Rose |
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E-mail address: |
snapesrose@citynet.net |
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Caption: |
Snape: *smirks* "Dates!?! No one would be interested in either of you, Dunderheads. Now .." *hisses* "..Study!" |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 12:01:17 |
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31 - Ben |
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E-mail address: |
autumnfall56@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
"No, you may NOT look under my cape!" |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 10:09:18 |
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30 - sara |
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E-mail address: |
junebug@ilse.nl |
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Caption: |
Snape: tsk tsk, not as greasy as mine! |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 10:05:37 |
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29 - Sarah |
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Caption: |
Snape: Potter, when will you learn to shut your mouth and close your mind? |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 09:33:33 |
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28 - Tippy |
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E-mail address: |
colbrandonsgirl@aol.com |
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Caption: |
Begone from thee SATAN! PERAISE JEEZUS! You have been healed!! |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 07:16:50 |
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27 - Gissing's Girl |
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Caption: |
Hey Ron,Snape's not trying to age us for the Tri Wizard Contest is he? |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 06:15:08 |
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26 - Ali-Pat |
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E-mail address: |
ali-pat@earthlink.net |
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These young students are in urgent need of the assistance of Franz Anton Mesmer! |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 05:48:55 |
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25 - Totally Smitten |
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Caption: |
Hey Ron,he's hurting me,whats the telephone number for Childline? |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 05:13:01 |
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24 - Marlina |
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E-mail address: |
alan55rickman@yahoo.co.uk |
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Snape: "abrakadabra, abrakadabra, abrakadabra.."
Ron: *whisper* "Blimey Harry.. when will he stop? He's been closing his eyes and whisper those spell over and over again for half and hour.." Harry: *whisper* "hehehe.. I think he's trying to jinx us, who cares anyway! this head message feels good.. hehehe.." |
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Sunday, November 13th 2005 - 02:51:13 |
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23 - Maureen |
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E-mail address: |
maureen_weasley (at) yahoo (dot) com |
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Caption: |
SNAPE: What is that smell?
RON: Oh, Merlin, he's making me **stay** here? HARRY: Heh. I farted. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 21:54:24 |
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22 - Tropical |
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It's the Vulcan mind meld, Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 19:47:29 |
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21 - tuplow |
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E-mail address: |
tuplow@axelero.hu |
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Snape: "My mind to your mind..." |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 18:40:17 |
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20 - Emily |
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"Bloody hell Ron! I knew we shouldn't have let Snape borrow your mom's tape of 'Mesmer' !" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 16:19:02 |
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19 - Nichalia |
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E-mail address: |
Nichalia101@yahoo.com |
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Snape: "Look at my bum again, and you'll find yourselves in my cauldron."
Harry: (grin, snicker) Snape: (narrows eyes, sneers) "As a potions ingredient, Mr. Potter. Now however much I doubt you'll benefit from it, the Headmaster has seen fit to deem this a study period. Unless you would prefer detention..?" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 14:42:42 |
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18 - Apythia |
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E-mail address: |
apythia@bewitchingways.com |
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Caption: |
"I see detention in your future if you don't keep your eyes on your own work." |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 12:48:30 |
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17 - chloe |
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E-mail address: |
shybaldbuddhist01@yahoo.com |
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Caption: |
Snape: "Show me your secrets!"
Ron's Secret: I think that Professor McGonagall is the most beautiful woman on earth! Harry's Secret: I think that Snape has great hands! Snape: "NO MORE! PLEASE NO MORE SECRETS!" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 11:58:00 |
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16 - BackstageMystic |
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E-mail address: |
BackstageMystic@cox.net |
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Caption: |
Spout just ONE more word, and I SWEAR I'll turn you into hot and cold taps! |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 10:49:45 |
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15 - FranB |
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E-mail address: |
j.beljaars@12move.nl |
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Snape starts to snore.
Ron: 'psst Harry. Do you think he will notice if we left?' Harry: 'He sure would, when his face hits the desk.' |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 10:33:02 |
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14 - Leanne |
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E-mail address: |
leolaird@aol.com |
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Snape couldn't decide which of their heads would make better bludgers, so he decides that two heads are better than one! |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 10:23:20 |
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13 - Dale |
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E-mail address: |
shedale19@aol.com |
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"Oh, I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts......" Snape sings as he wishes he could just knock the two heads together. Ouch......... |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 10:18:19 |
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12 - rebecca |
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E-mail address: |
rrbrittain@msn.com |
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Caption: |
Snape finally gets the Master of Massage Therapy position he's secretly been coveting all these years. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:43:38 |
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11 - Donna |
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E-mail address: |
ProfSevSnape@aol.com |
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Snape: Boys, what is this?
Boys: Dunno Snape: It's a brainsucker. Now, what is it doing? Boys: Dunno Snape: Starving |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:14:19 |
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10 - Babs |
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E-mail address: |
barburbank@peoplepc.com |
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Caption: |
"This new method of mind reading isn't as effective as Legilimency, however.....I still KNOW you are both UP TO SOMETHING!" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 08:12:57 |
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9 - martha |
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Caption: |
"You will bow before the Master!" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 06:58:53 |
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8 - sue |
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Caption: |
"You boy! My dungeon 10.15! You! 10.30! Bring a comb!" |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 06:51:37 |
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7 - Alanfan |
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E-mail address: |
mary.kerman@tiscali.co.uk |
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They say two heads are better than one, but not in this case boys. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 06:48:26 |
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6 - becky |
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E-mail address: |
quitch13@yahoo.com |
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Snape: "Look, boys, it's called a 'book'. The idea is, you read from it, turn it's pages, and continuing reading until finished. This is called, 'learning'. I know this concept may seem foreign to you.
Call me old-fashioned, but this system has always worked for me." Ron: "Er", (grunts). Harry: "Ummm, guh,......", (dribbles), "Wibble, burbble, glurb." Pools of slobber collect on the pages beneath him. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 06:31:29 |
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5 - Julie |
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E-mail address: |
julielovesthelions@yahoo.com |
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Harry: I told you this new conditioner would make people want to run their hands through our hair.
Ron: Yeah, but I didn't know it would be HIS hands! Snape:Grrrrrr. |
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Saturday, November 12th 2005 - 05:59:17 |
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4 - Satai Delenn |
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E-mail address: |
SataiDelen@hotmail.com |
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"Potter, Weasley. Do either of you have lice? No? Hmmm.... Well, then GET lice! I need them DESPERATELY to complete a recipe for a new shampoo potion I wanted to try...." |
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Friday, November 11th 2005 - 22:37:42 |
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3 - Therese |
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E-mail address: |
tmriegler@aol.com |
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Caption: |
"Gee, I don't know, Ron. I thought Professor Trelawney was the expert on Phrenology." |
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Friday, November 11th 2005 - 19:22:39 |
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2 - Kathy |
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E-mail address: |
kathyfowler@conwaycorp.net |
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Caption: |
You boys are just going to have to use more eye of newt conditioner! |
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Friday, November 11th 2005 - 18:22:45 |
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1 - Maureen |
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E-mail address: |
hor_netuk@yahoo.co.uk |
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Caption: |
"Whilst Madam Pomfrey is ill, I will be covering her duties as nit nurse." |
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Friday, November 11th 2005 - 17:27:02 |
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