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DATE Wednesday, September 3rd 2008 - 06:21:08 AM

NAME yo momma
E-MAIL doosh@ubersite.com
URL http://ubersite.com

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Tuesday, September 4th 2007 - 04:53:19 PM

NAME Rockinsteen

COMMENTS

 Rock On!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Tuesday, June 6th 2006 - 03:20:35 AM

NAME John
E-MAIL tinytal@gmail.com

COMMENTS

 You goddamned sexy genius, my asshole still aches from your supercock wanging me to death. Between punting dogs and stopping fools from huffing farts, you still found time to sodomise me. I thank you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Friday, March 24th 2006 - 01:04:05 PM

NAME Sam Lowry
E-MAIL SamLowry@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Sunday, March 5th 2006 - 10:36:20 PM

NAME Mr. poopie
E-MAIL poopie_is_yummy@poop.com
URL http://inside your fag ass

COMMENTS

 Anyone that comes to visit please bring diapers, buttloads of poop dry up and cut my asshole. So much its like shredded cheese....shredded cheesy buttholes. Reminds me of grandpap. Would sodomize like a pro but Cpt. Foam is too busy punching FUD's balls to care. Fart in your soup and spread eagle while spooging on a ritz cracker so white it smells like chalk but fluffy like burnt toast...
What? Chew on a poopsicle and pass out to roast beef
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Monday, January 30th 2006 - 01:42:08 AM

NAME Ryan
E-MAIL syl083@hotmail.com
URL http://www.phatweb.cjb.net

COMMENTS

 Hay capen fomey totaly rulz u should rite a book or sumthin ur da best can u plz go 2 my sight and tell me if its gud also www.geocities.com/some_dude73/pageskymeister.html is gud too. thx.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Friday, January 20th 2006 - 07:21:15 AM

NAME Ninjaman
E-MAIL supadupa@prodigy.net

COMMENTS

 THAT SHIT ABOUT THE NINJA WAS NOT FUNNY AND YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS AND YOUR STUPID ASS JOKES YOU CUMMONGER PIRATE SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Sunday, January 15th 2006 - 02:26:40 AM

NAME Jar Jar
E-MAIL up_yours@yahoo.com
URL http://(wut the hells this)

COMMENTS

 WOW, Captian Foamy came over to my house last night and finally got rid of my grandpappy, Goerge, in my closet after he bumrushed me.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Monday, January 9th 2006 - 06:46:58 PM

NAME El Quién Sodomiza
E-MAIL microscheist@hotmail.com
URL http://microscheist.deviantart.com

COMMENTS

 Your website is better than sodomy! I think I'll go curl up in a corner and suck my own dick. Care to join me?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Wednesday, January 4th 2006 - 05:22:06 AM

NAME Marty

COMMENTS

 Your site isn't funny. wwtdd.com is funny. Gorillamask.net is funny. Foamy is plain dumb.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, December 28th 2005 - 01:35:30 PM

NAME *-*Carrot*-*
E-MAIL oldtimeholiness@yahoo.com
URL http://www.freewebs.com/oldtimeholiness

COMMENTS

 I do believe you are wrong... You are such a wronged man doomed for hell! Why can't you just wake up and see the truth. Without God the earth would not be, niether would you and I(by the way, I am not trying to start a fuss or a fight, get my drift, I only want to speak to you as a friend, if that's how you want to look at it). Basically by choosing not to serve God is choosing death and by choosing TO SERVE God you are choosing life. I'm nothing like the other people you speak of, infact I am a very young person, I'm actually in highschool with way less experience than stronger older christians. I do not believe in pushing my beliefs on you or anyone, though I do know that there are kid's that get on line and this kind of stuff is what causes kid's to go crazy and shoot people. This is why you should consider your acts and your choices. The choice you make is the one that you have to deal with. Sorry for your time, thank you. Oh yeah, and Merry CHRISTmas!!!:)
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Sunday, December 4th 2005 - 01:02:46 AM

NAME Mr. Saint
E-MAIL sakikigura@aol.com
URL http://www.freewebs.com/oldtimeholiness

COMMENTS

 Read my website please, I think you should grow up and quite being so inhuman. Grow up, God only knows if you still have a chance to go to Gods' Good Heaven... I'll be praying for you!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 11:07:37 PM

NAME D.
URL http://www.dougstanhope.com

COMMENTS

 Foamy, Your humor is mediocre at best.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Tuesday, November 8th 2005 - 02:23:12 PM

NAME zxdinc146
E-MAIL zxdinc146@hotmail.com
URL http://viagraforyouny.tripod.com/viagra-50.html

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Monday, October 10th 2005 - 01:28:40 PM

NAME zxdinc146
E-MAIL zxdinc146@hotmail.com
URL http://viagraforyouny.tripod.com/viagra-50.html

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Monday, October 10th 2005 - 01:28:12 PM

NAME justina
E-MAIL justinafader@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 Captain Foamy, you rock. I like that photo of Dude Nun. But someone should keep an eye on Hip Nun, who's standing behind him (the one with the little round sunglasses). Who the fuck does she think she is, Phil Spector? She looks like she listens to jazz and gets hopped up on goofballs.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Sunday, October 9th 2005 - 01:55:42 AM

NAME AJ
E-MAIL uberaj@gmail.com
URL http://www.ubersite.com/u/5551

COMMENTS

 Foamy will shit on your grandmother and flush her down the toilet, then use your face as a plunger.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Saturday, September 17th 2005 - 10:45:30 PM

NAME Foamy Killer

COMMENTS

 I punched Captain Foamy in the rectum until his head exploded. I fucked fucked up dog right in the face. I rammed my cock down his throat and bashed in his kidneys, then I ejaculated and he completely exploded. Right before Foamy died, I sodomized him and called him a stupid fag, he cried like a little bitch, then he exploded. He's dead now, I fucked his shit up. Then I went and raped his mom. I punched her in the kidney too, then I gave her three more kidney punches, followed by a donkey punch, and a strawberry shortcake. That's when you ejaculate on the bitch's face then break her nose with your mighty fist, unless you're too much of a pussy to do it. I stuffed her corpse in Foamy's dad's ass, and he ejaculated onto his face, it blew a hole straight through his head, so he's dead too.
This site is completely awesome, I would even venture to say that it is EJACULATONOMOUS!
You heard me...
FUCK YEAH!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Thursday, August 25th 2005 - 02:15:34 AM

NAME dude
E-MAIL dude@whatthefuck.com

COMMENTS

 i shredded captain foamy. foamy shreds like a two year old on a fisher-price guitar. go eat some cake and shred your diapers cuz that is the best it gets for you lounge acts.

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, August 17th 2005 - 01:01:49 AM

NAME quis
URL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphism

COMMENTS

 motherfuckingasscunt! check the dog picture in my url!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE Wednesday, August 3rd 2005 - 06:20:50 PM

NAME Captain Foamy

COMMENTS

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derp

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, July 28th 2005 - 06:26:02 PM

NAME dude
E-MAIL dude@whatthefuck.com

COMMENTS

 how many time does the captain foamy website producers sign their own guestbook? DUDE WHAT THE FUCK? Your prose is lame. Trying to use big words, that you obviously don't understand, that ryhme with, sodomize, or cock lazer, just comes off as being broke. You all are broke Broke ass bitches that need to step it up a notch and come up with something new. FUCK. GET A GRIP. I'll write back in another couple of years when one of you can graduate from dipshit to fuck-face.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, July 28th 2005 - 03:10:25 AM

NAME Mike Jones
E-MAIL Mjones@hotmail.com
URL http://www.whomikejones.com/

COMMENTS

 i belive that i slept with you once in the hunnymoon sweet in hotel 6 highway 93 through louisiana...ring a bell? well you gave me crabs and i applaud you and appreciate the favor for now whenever im hungree i jsut reach down my pants and theres a gormet seafood dinner waiten for me to eat

call me ..... (281)-330-8004 ...ask for mike jones ...who? mike jones!...WHO? Mike Jones!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Wednesday, July 27th 2005 - 03:58:31 AM

NAME Slighty_Obnoxious
E-MAIL Stillsfan13@gmail.com
URL http://www.ubersite.com

COMMENTS

 Foamy rocks beyond human comprehension.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 02:25:45 AM

NAME Kamo
E-MAIL sexybeast_kamo@hotmail.com
URL http://www.1webspace.biz/kamot

COMMENTS

 Nice website man. Really cool.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE Sunday, June 26th 2005 - 02:11:18 PM

NAME Putts LeCroix

COMMENTS

 my left arm is longer than my left arm. foamy can't comprehend that, but it's true. foamy is such a dink. eat my left arm, foamy, you dink. i have another one. stupid.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE Thursday, June 23rd 2005 - 12:10:36 PM

NAME Axolotl
E-MAIL bergentimes@yahoo.com
URL http://www.ubersite.com/u/Axolotl

COMMENTS

 ENGORGE
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Tuesday, June 21st 2005 - 04:35:31 PM

NAME Thorpe

COMMENTS

 Do you ever sleep?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Sunday, June 19th 2005 - 11:13:44 PM

NAME Chris
E-MAIL offended@offensive.com
URL http://wejustdontcare.com

COMMENTS

 I am offended by your site and request that you suck the balls of an indian cheif.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Monday, June 13th 2005 - 06:50:33 PM

NAME energon393
E-MAIL energon393@hotmail.com
URL http://www.domen1.ru

COMMENTS

 Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, June 8th 2005 - 02:50:00 AM

NAME energon393
E-MAIL energon393@hotmail.com
URL http://www.domen1.ru

COMMENTS

 Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, June 8th 2005 - 02:47:32 AM

NAME homeboy

COMMENTS

 I love the site...i nearly ejaculated...actually i did ejaculate but i have been shooting blanks ever since i first found this site
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Thursday, June 2nd 2005 - 02:10:26 AM

NAME captain EXTRA-foamy
E-MAIL bredfan444@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 i am the new awesome foamy. i have punched foamy in the stomach and my dad has sodomized fucked up dog. foamy has smoked my cock five times and i have fucked his ass with a picture of delta burke four times. my cock shoots space-lasers not just regular lasers. spader has endorsed me for the new foamy, and danzig put on a shirt because i told him to. worship me now, none will be spared. crunkthoven is giving me head and learning portugese right now beacuse i told him to.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, June 1st 2005 - 01:51:57 PM

NAME lordofthedance (LOTD)

COMMENTS

 This site is the greatest.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, June 1st 2005 - 04:40:39 AM

NAME Feijuada

COMMENTS

 This site is even more awesomr than before! Rock!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Saturday, May 28th 2005 - 09:48:56 AM

NAME GreenMonkeyDude666

COMMENTS

 OMFG OMFG THIS SITE IS SEMI-GAY, SEMI-SANE, and by the way it looks like the inside of my bowels. Which is good. Keep up the good work
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Saturday, May 28th 2005 - 03:32:24 AM

NAME FreeAds
E-MAIL freeads@orlandoflorida.com
URL http://www.velesa.ru

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 02:55:41 PM

NAME FreeAds
E-MAIL freeads@orlandoflorida.com

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 02:35:32 PM

NAME isaac bickerstaff
E-MAIL bickerstaf@sbcglobal.net

COMMENTS

 I had just full on monkey stomped like seven cyborg ninjas when this crazy half mutant geriatrick pumpkin head came out from behind the blackboard (she had been hiding in the principal's office) and started waving a couple cap pistols all in my face, and I was like what the fuck, right? And I woulda been cool but she had this nefarious ass tattoo of Richard Marks on her uvula that was making diabolical faces at me and scaring my shit off, so I was completely mesmerized. But right when all was lost, Captian Foamy came blazing out of the stratosphere, ice pistols blazing liquid death on all who stood in his way. Foamy saved my life, man, and make no mistake. I owe that guy everything, and that includes my smurf collection and Duran Duran board game.

zach
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Tuesday, April 26th 2005 - 06:46:46 PM

NAME BooN
E-MAIL LonelyBooN@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 ok the foamy website is the collest place in the universe and now I am going to live here in this butcrack of cyberspace..........ahhhhh
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Monday, April 4th 2005 - 12:11:37 PM

NAME Penut
E-MAIL MainPenut@hotmail.com
URL http://www.jizmthepirate.tk <--- under construction

COMMENTS

 Dude this is the funniest site i have ever seen ^^

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Sunday, April 3rd 2005 - 08:08:37 AM

NAME vectigal1994
E-MAIL fuckyou@apssupply.be
URL http://chi-origin.be

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, March 30th 2005 - 09:23:21 PM

NAME would'nt u like to know
E-MAIL haha

COMMENTS

 this website is the biggest load of shite i have seen in my life. what a waste of perfectly good host space.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, March 30th 2005 - 12:32:42 PM

NAME I'm better than you

COMMENTS

 foamy is funny. danzig is a toolbag
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:32:06 PM

NAME viper and cobra
E-MAIL skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL http://geocities.com/skwigglerazor

COMMENTS

 this site is ok. we laugh out loud at some of it. our site is also funny, but it is more mean spirited. you'll love it cause you all like having sex with not guys. come see it. ps. patrick duffy will rape danzig in his shit eating mouth and then make him swallow his goodness down as a shit sandwich chaser. fuck you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:17:22 PM

NAME viper and cobra
E-MAIL skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL http://geocities.com/skwigglerazor

COMMENTS

 this site is ok. we laugh out loud at some of it. our site is also funny, but it is more mean spirited. you'll love it cause you all like having sex with not guys. come see it. ps. patrick duffy will rape danzig in his shit eating mouth and then make him swallow his goodness down as a shit sandwich chaser. fuck you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:16:13 PM

NAME repco462
E-MAIL repco@repco.ru
URL http://www.repco.ru

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Friday, February 25th 2005 - 01:03:48 AM

NAME idinaahuy
E-MAIL idinaahuy@yahoo.com
URL http://payse.boom.ru

COMMENTS

 Hello, nice to meet you!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Tuesday, February 22nd 2005 - 09:48:09 PM

NAME ronald "hu flung poo" C.
E-MAIL RRonald7777@aol.com

COMMENTS

 this is so funny, i peed my pants at school, and everyone laughed and pointed at me. Thanks Captain foamy
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Wednesday, February 16th 2005 - 11:33:05 PM

NAME Darkstar G. Badfish
E-MAIL greysun2@aol.com
URL http://www.berylium.net

COMMENTS

 I don't agree with not shitting on yourself. That's why Captain Foamy had sex with your mom.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 05:29:12 PM

NAME fuck off
E-MAIL fuckoff@eatmyfuck.com

COMMENTS

 captain foamy is a captain. bow or be clown punched hard.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 03:07:25 PM

NAME Soren Pedersen
E-MAIL djsickly@hotmail.com
URL http://balls.com

COMMENTS

 Im gay and i love gayzers like you. call me and we'll sniff each other's buttcracks and light firecrackers. fuck you asshole, i love you. i need blood.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Monday, January 31st 2005 - 01:29:44 PM

NAME The Wood

COMMENTS

 Iron Maiden is better than Danzig anyday........
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 12:14:18 AM

NAME American_Vengeance

COMMENTS

 Dude, you are the kind of person i make fun in high skool.. u think you're funny but its pretty gay.. captain foamy is a homosexual.. and Bush Rules!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 07:59:24 PM

NAME American_Vengeance

COMMENTS

 Dude, you are the kind of person i make fun in high skool.. u think you're funny but its pretty gay.. captain foamy is a homosexual.. and Bush Rules!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 07:59:18 PM

NAME DJ DAN
E-MAIL lilasianboi666@netscape.net
URL http://www.pwned.nl

COMMENTS

 WUTUP BIG PIMP ALL I GOT TO SAY WAS THAT I SAW UR SITE AND I KNEW U WAS A BIG ASS MOTHA FUKIN PIMP! HOPE U HAVE FUN PUNCHES GIRLS VAGINAS HAHA PEACE NIG
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Sunday, January 23rd 2005 - 09:48:20 PM

NAME Jimmy James Blackcock
E-MAIL mfposdmopfdsmo@hotmail.com
URL http://www.cock.com

COMMENTS

 i love you. i wish we could have more wild ass sex
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Thursday, January 20th 2005 - 06:35:03 AM

NAME David Chrislip
E-MAIL xxxtisi@wmconnect.com
URL http://geocities.com/idelosis_music

COMMENTS

 Hey whats up? Im the guy that created lord sphincter I thought it would be cool if you did one of your skits about captain foamy vs lord sphincter. thats the reason for my last post.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Monday, January 17th 2005 - 05:25:24 PM

NAME Lord Sphincter
E-MAIL xxxtisi@wmconnect.com
URL http://geocities.com/idelosis_music

COMMENTS

 I challnge you to a fight to the Death Captain Foamy you sad stupid fuck. I will smite thee with my all powerful Anus cannon and rape your eye sockets with the unholy penis of truth. Do you except my challenge or are you just a pathetic bitch.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Monday, January 17th 2005 - 01:11:38 AM

NAME Jorge
E-MAIL olakerfan8o@aol.com
URL http://www.pumpingame.com/refer.php?ref=39941

COMMENTS

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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, January 13th 2005 - 03:34:19 PM

NAME zakalwe
E-MAIL -
URL http://www.ubersite.com/u/zakalwe

COMMENTS

 All hail Foamy!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, January 6th 2005 - 09:21:53 PM

NAME Poop
E-MAIL Poopapotomous
URL http://www.poopface.ie

COMMENTS

 Foamy eats poop daily.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Friday, December 31st 2004 - 06:31:45 PM

NAME Fuck you ass tard
E-MAIL your momma
URL http://www.ubersite.com

COMMENTS

 This site sucks, you suck, continue to flame and linkwhore away it will never be enough to justify your life

kill yourself now and end the pain
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, December 29th 2004 - 08:40:24 PM

NAME Pheeb Muntz

COMMENTS

 why captain foamy?
why not captain farty?
or captain babypants?
captain enema?
captain beeflips?
captain pigg?
captain jewface?
captain nose?
captain liverpiss?
admiral foamy?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Thursday, December 23rd 2004 - 08:42:41 PM

NAME Rik "Rick" Mayall

COMMENTS

 what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same time (or at least within a few seconds of each other)?

would time stop? would the bourgeoisie be destroyed? would easy mac spontaneously cook itself and then proceed to unspontaneously eat itself? would i learn to love again?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE Tuesday, December 21st 2004 - 03:45:38 PM

NAME Indiana "Fuckface" Jones
URL http://www.commondreams.org

COMMENTS

 Using someone else's comedy bit to say how much you don't like his comedy? Is that irony or hypocracy?
I'm leaning towards calling him a hypocrite because he obviously loved the comedy so much and knew that he'd never be able to top it with anything he came up with on his own.
I get such a kick outta self-hating foamy fans.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Monday, December 20th 2004 - 05:46:33 PM

NAME Captain Foamy
E-MAIL captain_foamy@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 Hey someone acted like me, thats incredible. Hey how is your mother asshole still gigantic?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE Friday, December 17th 2004 - 07:03:51 PM

NAME Captain Foamy

COMMENTS

 To prove how gay i am i will write i am gay 12 times straight; i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay. If that doesn't prove how much of a gay i am then maybe my gay website will do it for me.

Captain Foamy
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Friday, December 17th 2004 - 06:27:55 PM

NAME Captain Dickhead

COMMENTS

 Dude, i think you should grow the fuck up, you are an immature little fuck and your site sucks ass. I hope your mother gets kidnaped then raped until her fat ass explodes. You are gay, your family is gay, i hate you and i hate your site. you are a fuckin loser.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Friday, December 17th 2004 - 06:22:40 PM

NAME mug
E-MAIL merskinekellie@yahoo.com
URL http://www.averyant.com

COMMENTS

 Hi,

I wanted to let you know about Avery Ant & His One Minute Rant. Avery's a PO'd pismire and stop motion animated ranting ant who spouts on everything from a lobotomized Curious George to the sexual desires of the Radical Right Wing.

His rants can be seen at:
http://www.averyant.com/rants.html

His most recent story about a lager lout having sex with the Queen of England can be read at:

http://www.averyant.com/AverysSavoryJournal.html

thank you,
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, December 15th 2004 - 08:07:39 PM

NAME Dojan
E-MAIL dojan17@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 I Love You.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Wednesday, December 15th 2004 - 05:52:08 PM

NAME Dont need to know

COMMENTS

 What the fuck?!?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Friday, December 10th 2004 - 11:01:43 PM

NAME Method
E-MAIL Ubersite, you know
URL http://www.ubersite.com

COMMENTS

 Wow, looking atthis site makes me wish the internet never existed. You truly are a waste of, well everything.

Peace out BItch!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Friday, December 10th 2004 - 12:17:18 PM

NAME isaac
E-MAIL bickerstaf

COMMENTS

 I swear to fucking God above that i wanna be Foamy when I get around to growing the fuck up.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Thursday, December 9th 2004 - 10:05:00 PM

NAME padrepavlov
E-MAIL padrepavlov@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 i love you captain foamy. more than doctor harold shipman and jesus himself.

fuck my butt.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Tuesday, December 7th 2004 - 01:15:38 PM

NAME Scott Booth

COMMENTS

 U FUKING ROCK CAPTAIN FOAMY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Friday, December 3rd 2004 - 07:45:35 PM

NAME Captain Foamy

COMMENTS

 Cris don't take this the wrong way but I hope you choke to death on my penis. Tell your mom I said "whats up"
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, December 2nd 2004 - 09:30:11 PM

NAME Chris

COMMENTS

 Dude... straight up.... you need to get a fucking life...Im assmuming your like 10... GET A FUCKING LIFE
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Thursday, December 2nd 2004 - 06:23:16 PM

NAME Dr. Awesome

COMMENTS

 Hey good update. I just dug myself up to check it out but i got to get back soon so i don't get stomped. God! look at that mans chest! its divinly bare!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Thursday, November 18th 2004 - 05:31:05 PM

NAME Viper
E-MAIL skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/skwigglerazor

COMMENTS

 love the site, mabey we could get a mutual link thing going, http://www.geocities.com/skwigglerazor, we got a good fan base and you do too, mutual comedic art
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? 600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE Saturday, November 13th 2004 - 03:51:20 AM

NAME italiancharms594
E-MAIL italiancharms594@hotmail.com
URL http://www.italiancharms.cc/dollar_stretchable_charm_bracelets.html

COMMENTS

 Hello, you have been making good site :) Respect.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Saturday, November 6th 2004 - 12:06:32 PM

NAME Nice

COMMENTS

 You are king!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Sunday, October 31st 2004 - 06:26:31 PM

NAME Dr. Kiegel

COMMENTS

 I've been researching at the University of Washington. An this one time, a guy came into my office to ask a question about the midterm and I was like "Yo, can't you see that I'm busy researching here." and he was like: "but I want to ask you about the midterm, how many chapters do we have to read." and I said "fuck man, I'm researching, don't you know how much grants cost?" and He didn't know so I said. "Get out of my office faggot!" and then he dropped my course.

Also, this other time I was walking my dog on the beach and this guy came jogging past me with those gay looking marathon shorts. They were so short his weiner was hanging out but he was doing it on purpose too. I was like "you better put your weiner back in your shorts or I'm going to kick you in the shins." he just smiled and his moustache was annoying so I kicked him in the shins. I didn't even want to look at his weiner it was so gross!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Thursday, October 21st 2004 - 07:50:16 PM

NAME paige
E-MAIL ferretgirl282@aol.com

COMMENTS

 FOAMY RULLEZZ HE BETER WIN THE FUCKING ELECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Wednesday, October 20th 2004 - 08:11:26 PM

NAME Ebintel948
E-MAIL Ebintel948@hotmail.com
URL http://ebintel.com/

COMMENTS

 that's pretty good site
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Friday, October 8th 2004 - 02:04:40 AM

NAME and069
E-MAIL and069@hotmail.com
URL http://www.choopy.com/s-tramadol.html

COMMENTS

 cool site!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE Tuesday, September 28th 2004 - 03:42:29 PM

NAME Captain Foamy

COMMENTS

 Captain Foamy will gamble your soul without permission, he will punch your IV on your death bed, he will dig up your body and fuck your empty pelvic gurdle! Never call out foamy, I will throw your pets off your walls! Rock your cubes people! Keep hope alive!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE Saturday, September 25th 2004 - 06:56:29 PM

NAME THE SHAFT

COMMENTS

 ha. that last comment kinda loses it's steam after "the wood" confesses to smelling cock lazers when he farts.
keep rocking in the marginally free world, foam man!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE Thursday, September 23rd 2004 - 09:20:05 AM

NAME THE WOOD

COMMENTS

 FOAMY I CALL YOU OUT AND CHARGE YOU WITH A LIFE THAT IS A LIE, AND IN YOUR FINAL HOUR YOU WILL CONFESS BEFORE YOU DIE!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE Monday, September 20th 2004 - 05:49:50 PM

NAME Cox
E-MAIL leprosy@hilariousdiseases.com

COMMENTS

 I just soiled me trousers.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you? Ask my gerbil.
DATE Monday, August 30th 2004 - 12:52:26 PM