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NAME	Leigh
E-MAIL	leigh@bol.com.br
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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, October 23rd 2008 - 05:35:53 PM

NAME	Aidan
E-MAIL	aidan@bol.com.br
URL	http://ishole.8m.com/clonazepam/clonazepam-xanax.html
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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, September 3rd 2008 - 06:21:08 AM

NAME	yo momma
E-MAIL	doosh@ubersite.com
URL	http://ubersite.com
COMMENTS	Come back to Uber, we miss you.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Tuesday, September 4th 2007 - 04:53:19 PM

NAME	Rockinsteen
COMMENTS	Rock On!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Tuesday, June 6th 2006 - 03:20:35 AM

NAME	John
E-MAIL	tinytal@gmail.com
COMMENTS	You goddamned sexy genius, my asshole still aches from your supercock wanging me to death. Between punting dogs and stopping fools from huffing farts, you still found time to sodomise me. I thank you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Friday, March 24th 2006 - 01:04:05 PM

NAME	Sam Lowry
E-MAIL	SamLowry@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	I saw your mom naked. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Sunday, March 5th 2006 - 10:36:20 PM

NAME	Mr. poopie
E-MAIL	poopie_is_yummy@poop.com
URL	http://inside your fag ass
COMMENTS	Anyone that comes to visit please bring diapers, buttloads of poop dry up and cut my asshole. So much its like shredded cheese....shredded cheesy buttholes. Reminds me of grandpap. Would sodomize like a pro but Cpt. Foam is too busy punching FUD's balls to care. Fart in your soup and spread eagle while spooging on a ritz cracker so white it smells like chalk but fluffy like burnt toast... What? Chew on a poopsicle and pass out to roast beef
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Monday, January 30th 2006 - 01:42:08 AM

NAME	Ryan
E-MAIL	syl083@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.phatweb.cjb.net
COMMENTS	Hay capen fomey totaly rulz u should rite a book or sumthin ur da best can u plz go 2 my sight and tell me if its gud also www.geocities.com/some_dude73/pageskymeister.html is gud too. thx.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Friday, January 20th 2006 - 07:21:15 AM

NAME	Ninjaman
E-MAIL	supadupa@prodigy.net
COMMENTS	THAT SHIT ABOUT THE NINJA WAS NOT FUNNY AND YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS AND YOUR STUPID ASS JOKES YOU CUMMONGER PIRATE SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Sunday, January 15th 2006 - 02:26:40 AM

NAME	Jar Jar
E-MAIL	up_yours@yahoo.com
URL	http://(wut the hells this)
COMMENTS	WOW, Captian Foamy came over to my house last night and finally got rid of my grandpappy, Goerge, in my closet after he bumrushed me.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Monday, January 9th 2006 - 06:46:58 PM

NAME	El Qui�n Sodomiza
E-MAIL	microscheist@hotmail.com
URL	http://microscheist.deviantart.com
COMMENTS	Your website is better than sodomy! I think I'll go curl up in a corner and suck my own dick. Care to join me?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Wednesday, January 4th 2006 - 05:22:06 AM

NAME	Marty
COMMENTS	Your site isn't funny. wwtdd.com is funny. Gorillamask.net is funny. Foamy is plain dumb.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, December 28th 2005 - 01:35:30 PM

NAME	-Carrot-
E-MAIL	oldtimeholiness@yahoo.com
URL	http://www.freewebs.com/oldtimeholiness
COMMENTS	I do believe you are wrong... You are such a wronged man doomed for hell! Why can't you just wake up and see the truth. Without God the earth would not be, niether would you and I(by the way, I am not trying to start a fuss or a fight, get my drift, I only want to speak to you as a friend, if that's how you want to look at it). Basically by choosing not to serve God is choosing death and by choosing TO SERVE God you are choosing life. I'm nothing like the other people you speak of, infact I am a very young person, I'm actually in highschool with way less experience than stronger older christians. I do not believe in pushing my beliefs on you or anyone, though I do know that there are kid's that get on line and this kind of stuff is what causes kid's to go crazy and shoot people. This is why you should consider your acts and your choices. The choice you make is the one that you have to deal with. Sorry for your time, thank you. Oh yeah, and Merry CHRISTmas!!!:)
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Sunday, December 4th 2005 - 01:02:46 AM

NAME	Mr. Saint
E-MAIL	sakikigura@aol.com
URL	http://www.freewebs.com/oldtimeholiness
COMMENTS	Read my website please, I think you should grow up and quite being so inhuman. Grow up, God only knows if you still have a chance to go to Gods' Good Heaven... I'll be praying for you!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Tuesday, November 29th 2005 - 11:07:37 PM

NAME	D.
URL	http://www.dougstanhope.com
COMMENTS	Foamy, Your humor is mediocre at best.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Tuesday, November 8th 2005 - 02:23:12 PM

NAME	zxdinc146
E-MAIL	zxdinc146@hotmail.com
URL	http://viagraforyouny.tripod.com/viagra-50.html
COMMENTS	Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Monday, October 10th 2005 - 01:28:40 PM

NAME	zxdinc146
E-MAIL	zxdinc146@hotmail.com
URL	http://viagraforyouny.tripod.com/viagra-50.html
COMMENTS	Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Monday, October 10th 2005 - 01:28:12 PM

NAME	justina
E-MAIL	justinafader@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	Captain Foamy, you rock. I like that photo of Dude Nun. But someone should keep an eye on Hip Nun, who's standing behind him (the one with the little round sunglasses). Who the fuck does she think she is, Phil Spector? She looks like she listens to jazz and gets hopped up on goofballs.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Sunday, October 9th 2005 - 01:55:42 AM

NAME	AJ
E-MAIL	uberaj@gmail.com
URL	http://www.ubersite.com/u/5551
COMMENTS	Foamy will shit on your grandmother and flush her down the toilet, then use your face as a plunger.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Saturday, September 17th 2005 - 10:45:30 PM

NAME	Foamy Killer
COMMENTS	I punched Captain Foamy in the rectum until his head exploded. I fucked fucked up dog right in the face. I rammed my cock down his throat and bashed in his kidneys, then I ejaculated and he completely exploded. Right before Foamy died, I sodomized him and called him a stupid fag, he cried like a little bitch, then he exploded. He's dead now, I fucked his shit up. Then I went and raped his mom. I punched her in the kidney too, then I gave her three more kidney punches, followed by a donkey punch, and a strawberry shortcake. That's when you ejaculate on the bitch's face then break her nose with your mighty fist, unless you're too much of a pussy to do it. I stuffed her corpse in Foamy's dad's ass, and he ejaculated onto his face, it blew a hole straight through his head, so he's dead too. This site is completely awesome, I would even venture to say that it is EJACULATONOMOUS! You heard me... FUCK YEAH!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Thursday, August 25th 2005 - 02:15:34 AM

NAME	dude
E-MAIL	dude@whatthefuck.com
COMMENTS	i shredded captain foamy. foamy shreds like a two year old on a fisher-price guitar. go eat some cake and shred your diapers cuz that is the best it gets for you lounge acts. cock lazers
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, August 17th 2005 - 01:01:49 AM

NAME	quis
URL	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphism
COMMENTS	motherfuckingasscunt! check the dog picture in my url!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE	Wednesday, August 3rd 2005 - 06:20:50 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	sodomize optimizes photosynthesis epistemologically speaking cock lazer derp eat my man hammock grape smuggler!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, July 28th 2005 - 06:26:02 PM

NAME	dude
E-MAIL	dude@whatthefuck.com
COMMENTS	how many time does the captain foamy website producers sign their own guestbook? DUDE WHAT THE FUCK? Your prose is lame. Trying to use big words, that you obviously don't understand, that ryhme with, sodomize, or cock lazer, just comes off as being broke. You all are broke Broke ass bitches that need to step it up a notch and come up with something new. FUCK. GET A GRIP. I'll write back in another couple of years when one of you can graduate from dipshit to fuck-face.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, July 28th 2005 - 03:10:25 AM

NAME	Mike Jones
E-MAIL	Mjones@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.whomikejones.com/
COMMENTS	i belive that i slept with you once in the hunnymoon sweet in hotel 6 highway 93 through louisiana...ring a bell? well you gave me crabs and i applaud you and appreciate the favor for now whenever im hungree i jsut reach down my pants and theres a gormet seafood dinner waiten for me to eat call me ..... (281)-330-8004 ...ask for mike jones ...who? mike jones!...WHO? Mike Jones!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Wednesday, July 27th 2005 - 03:58:31 AM

NAME	Slighty_Obnoxious
E-MAIL	Stillsfan13@gmail.com
URL	http://www.ubersite.com
COMMENTS	Foamy rocks beyond human comprehension.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 02:25:45 AM

NAME	Kamo
E-MAIL	sexybeast_kamo@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.1webspace.biz/kamot
COMMENTS	Nice website man. Really cool.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Sunday, June 26th 2005 - 02:11:18 PM

NAME	Putts LeCroix
COMMENTS	my left arm is longer than my left arm. foamy can't comprehend that, but it's true. foamy is such a dink. eat my left arm, foamy, you dink. i have another one. stupid.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE	Thursday, June 23rd 2005 - 12:10:36 PM

NAME	Axolotl
E-MAIL	bergentimes@yahoo.com
URL	http://www.ubersite.com/u/Axolotl
COMMENTS	ENGORGE
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Tuesday, June 21st 2005 - 04:35:31 PM

NAME	Thorpe
COMMENTS	Do you ever sleep?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Sunday, June 19th 2005 - 11:13:44 PM

NAME	Chris
E-MAIL	offended@offensive.com
URL	http://wejustdontcare.com
COMMENTS	I am offended by your site and request that you suck the balls of an indian cheif.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Monday, June 13th 2005 - 06:50:33 PM

NAME	energon393
E-MAIL	energon393@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.domen1.ru
COMMENTS	Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, June 8th 2005 - 02:50:00 AM

NAME	energon393
E-MAIL	energon393@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.domen1.ru
COMMENTS	Hello
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, June 8th 2005 - 02:47:32 AM

NAME	homeboy
COMMENTS	I love the site...i nearly ejaculated...actually i did ejaculate but i have been shooting blanks ever since i first found this site
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Thursday, June 2nd 2005 - 02:10:26 AM

NAME	captain EXTRA-foamy
E-MAIL	bredfan444@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	i am the new awesome foamy. i have punched foamy in the stomach and my dad has sodomized fucked up dog. foamy has smoked my cock five times and i have fucked his ass with a picture of delta burke four times. my cock shoots space-lasers not just regular lasers. spader has endorsed me for the new foamy, and danzig put on a shirt because i told him to. worship me now, none will be spared. crunkthoven is giving me head and learning portugese right now beacuse i told him to.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, June 1st 2005 - 01:51:57 PM

NAME	lordofthedance (LOTD)
COMMENTS	This site is the greatest.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, June 1st 2005 - 04:40:39 AM

NAME	Feijuada
COMMENTS	This site is even more awesomr than before! Rock!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Saturday, May 28th 2005 - 09:48:56 AM

NAME	GreenMonkeyDude666
COMMENTS	OMFG OMFG THIS SITE IS SEMI-GAY, SEMI-SANE, and by the way it looks like the inside of my bowels. Which is good. Keep up the good work
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Saturday, May 28th 2005 - 03:32:24 AM

NAME	FreeAds
E-MAIL	freeads@orlandoflorida.com
URL	http://www.velesa.ru
COMMENTS	If you'd like to get free design hosting $300 prepaid Google Adwords ads for your site please call us (800) 821-6601
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 02:55:41 PM

NAME	FreeAds
E-MAIL	freeads@orlandoflorida.com
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How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 02:35:32 PM

NAME	isaac bickerstaff
E-MAIL	bickerstaf@sbcglobal.net
COMMENTS	I had just full on monkey stomped like seven cyborg ninjas when this crazy half mutant geriatrick pumpkin head came out from behind the blackboard (she had been hiding in the principal's office) and started waving a couple cap pistols all in my face, and I was like what the fuck, right? And I woulda been cool but she had this nefarious ass tattoo of Richard Marks on her uvula that was making diabolical faces at me and scaring my shit off, so I was completely mesmerized. But right when all was lost, Captian Foamy came blazing out of the stratosphere, ice pistols blazing liquid death on all who stood in his way. Foamy saved my life, man, and make no mistake. I owe that guy everything, and that includes my smurf collection and Duran Duran board game. zach
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Tuesday, April 26th 2005 - 06:46:46 PM

NAME	BooN
E-MAIL	LonelyBooN@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	ok the foamy website is the collest place in the universe and now I am going to live here in this butcrack of cyberspace..........ahhhhh
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Monday, April 4th 2005 - 12:11:37 PM

NAME	Penut
E-MAIL	MainPenut@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.jizmthepirate.tk <--- under construction
COMMENTS	Dude this is the funniest site i have ever seen ^^ encore encore i do want more
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Sunday, April 3rd 2005 - 08:08:37 AM

NAME	vectigal1994
E-MAIL	fuckyou@apssupply.be
URL	http://chi-origin.be
COMMENTS	Please rate my new website chi-origin.be Thank You!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, March 30th 2005 - 09:23:21 PM

NAME	would'nt u like to know
E-MAIL	haha
COMMENTS	this website is the biggest load of shite i have seen in my life. what a waste of perfectly good host space.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, March 30th 2005 - 12:32:42 PM

NAME	I'm better than you
COMMENTS	foamy is funny. danzig is a toolbag
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:32:06 PM

NAME	viper and cobra
E-MAIL	skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL	http://geocities.com/skwigglerazor
COMMENTS	this site is ok. we laugh out loud at some of it. our site is also funny, but it is more mean spirited. you'll love it cause you all like having sex with not guys. come see it. ps. patrick duffy will rape danzig in his shit eating mouth and then make him swallow his goodness down as a shit sandwich chaser. fuck you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:17:22 PM

NAME	viper and cobra
E-MAIL	skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL	http://geocities.com/skwigglerazor
COMMENTS	this site is ok. we laugh out loud at some of it. our site is also funny, but it is more mean spirited. you'll love it cause you all like having sex with not guys. come see it. ps. patrick duffy will rape danzig in his shit eating mouth and then make him swallow his goodness down as a shit sandwich chaser. fuck you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Thursday, March 17th 2005 - 09:16:13 PM

NAME	repco462
E-MAIL	repco@repco.ru
URL	http://www.repco.ru
COMMENTS	VISIT MY SITE!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Friday, February 25th 2005 - 01:03:48 AM

NAME	idinaahuy
E-MAIL	idinaahuy@yahoo.com
URL	http://payse.boom.ru
COMMENTS	Hello, nice to meet you!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Tuesday, February 22nd 2005 - 09:48:09 PM

NAME	ronald "hu flung poo" C.
E-MAIL	RRonald7777@aol.com
COMMENTS	this is so funny, i peed my pants at school, and everyone laughed and pointed at me. Thanks Captain foamy
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Wednesday, February 16th 2005 - 11:33:05 PM

NAME	Darkstar G. Badfish
E-MAIL	greysun2@aol.com
URL	http://www.berylium.net
COMMENTS	I don't agree with not shitting on yourself. That's why Captain Foamy had sex with your mom.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 05:29:12 PM

NAME	fuck off
E-MAIL	fuckoff@eatmyfuck.com
COMMENTS	captain foamy is a captain. bow or be clown punched hard.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 03:07:25 PM

NAME	Soren Pedersen
E-MAIL	djsickly@hotmail.com
URL	http://balls.com
COMMENTS	Im gay and i love gayzers like you. call me and we'll sniff each other's buttcracks and light firecrackers. fuck you asshole, i love you. i need blood.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Monday, January 31st 2005 - 01:29:44 PM

NAME	The Wood
COMMENTS	Iron Maiden is better than Danzig anyday........
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 12:14:18 AM

NAME	American_Vengeance
COMMENTS	Dude, you are the kind of person i make fun in high skool.. u think you're funny but its pretty gay.. captain foamy is a homosexual.. and Bush Rules!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 07:59:24 PM

NAME	American_Vengeance
COMMENTS	Dude, you are the kind of person i make fun in high skool.. u think you're funny but its pretty gay.. captain foamy is a homosexual.. and Bush Rules!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 07:59:18 PM

NAME	DJ DAN
E-MAIL	lilasianboi666@netscape.net
URL	http://www.pwned.nl
COMMENTS	WUTUP BIG PIMP ALL I GOT TO SAY WAS THAT I SAW UR SITE AND I KNEW U WAS A BIG ASS MOTHA FUKIN PIMP! HOPE U HAVE FUN PUNCHES GIRLS VAGINAS HAHA PEACE NIG
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Sunday, January 23rd 2005 - 09:48:20 PM

NAME	Jimmy James Blackcock
E-MAIL	mfposdmopfdsmo@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.cock.com
COMMENTS	i love you. i wish we could have more wild ass sex
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Thursday, January 20th 2005 - 06:35:03 AM

NAME	David Chrislip
E-MAIL	xxxtisi@wmconnect.com
URL	http://geocities.com/idelosis_music
COMMENTS	Hey whats up? Im the guy that created lord sphincter I thought it would be cool if you did one of your skits about captain foamy vs lord sphincter. thats the reason for my last post.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Monday, January 17th 2005 - 05:25:24 PM

NAME	Lord Sphincter
E-MAIL	xxxtisi@wmconnect.com
URL	http://geocities.com/idelosis_music
COMMENTS	I challnge you to a fight to the Death Captain Foamy you sad stupid fuck. I will smite thee with my all powerful Anus cannon and rape your eye sockets with the unholy penis of truth. Do you except my challenge or are you just a pathetic bitch.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Monday, January 17th 2005 - 01:11:38 AM

NAME	Jorge
E-MAIL	olakerfan8o@aol.com
URL	http://www.pumpingame.com/refer.php?ref=39941
COMMENTS	very awesome site, click here too, its got some HOT chicks http://www.pimpingame.com/refer.php?ref=39941
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, January 13th 2005 - 03:34:19 PM

NAME	zakalwe
E-MAIL	-
URL	http://www.ubersite.com/u/zakalwe
COMMENTS	All hail Foamy!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, January 6th 2005 - 09:21:53 PM

NAME	Poop
E-MAIL	Poopapotomous
URL	http://www.poopface.ie
COMMENTS	Foamy eats poop daily.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Friday, December 31st 2004 - 06:31:45 PM

NAME	Fuck you ass tard
E-MAIL	your momma
URL	http://www.ubersite.com
COMMENTS	This site sucks, you suck, continue to flame and linkwhore away it will never be enough to justify your life kill yourself now and end the pain
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, December 29th 2004 - 08:40:24 PM

NAME	Pheeb Muntz
COMMENTS	why captain foamy? why not captain farty? or captain babypants? captain enema? captain beeflips? captain pigg? captain jewface? captain nose? captain liverpiss? admiral foamy?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Thursday, December 23rd 2004 - 08:42:41 PM

NAME	Rik "Rick" Mayall
COMMENTS	what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same time (or at least within a few seconds of each other)? would time stop? would the bourgeoisie be destroyed? would easy mac spontaneously cook itself and then proceed to unspontaneously eat itself? would i learn to love again?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE	Tuesday, December 21st 2004 - 03:45:38 PM

NAME	Indiana "Fuckface" Jones
URL	http://www.commondreams.org
COMMENTS	Using someone else's comedy bit to say how much you don't like his comedy? Is that irony or hypocracy? I'm leaning towards calling him a hypocrite because he obviously loved the comedy so much and knew that he'd never be able to top it with anything he came up with on his own. I get such a kick outta self-hating foamy fans.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Monday, December 20th 2004 - 05:46:33 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
E-MAIL	captain_foamy@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	Hey someone acted like me, thats incredible. Hey how is your mother asshole still gigantic?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Enough times for me to give birth to a colony of butt babies!
DATE	Friday, December 17th 2004 - 07:03:51 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	To prove how gay i am i will write i am gay 12 times straight; i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay. If that doesn't prove how much of a gay i am then maybe my gay website will do it for me. Captain Foamy
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Friday, December 17th 2004 - 06:27:55 PM

NAME	Captain Dickhead
COMMENTS	Dude, i think you should grow the fuck up, you are an immature little fuck and your site sucks ass. I hope your mother gets kidnaped then raped until her fat ass explodes. You are gay, your family is gay, i hate you and i hate your site. you are a fuckin loser.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Friday, December 17th 2004 - 06:22:40 PM

NAME	mug
E-MAIL	merskinekellie@yahoo.com
URL	http://www.averyant.com
COMMENTS	Hi, I wanted to let you know about Avery Ant & His One Minute Rant. Avery's a PO'd pismire and stop motion animated ranting ant who spouts on everything from a lobotomized Curious George to the sexual desires of the Radical Right Wing. His rants can be seen at: http://www.averyant.com/rants.html His most recent story about a lager lout having sex with the Queen of England can be read at: http://www.averyant.com/AverysSavoryJournal.html thank you,
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, December 15th 2004 - 08:07:39 PM

NAME	Dojan
E-MAIL	dojan17@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	I Love You.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, December 15th 2004 - 05:52:08 PM

NAME	Dont need to know
COMMENTS	What the fuck?!?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Friday, December 10th 2004 - 11:01:43 PM

NAME	Method
E-MAIL	Ubersite, you know
URL	http://www.ubersite.com
COMMENTS	Wow, looking atthis site makes me wish the internet never existed. You truly are a waste of, well everything. Peace out BItch!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Friday, December 10th 2004 - 12:17:18 PM

NAME	isaac
E-MAIL	bickerstaf
COMMENTS	I swear to fucking God above that i wanna be Foamy when I get around to growing the fuck up.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Thursday, December 9th 2004 - 10:05:00 PM

NAME	padrepavlov
E-MAIL	padrepavlov@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	i love you captain foamy. more than doctor harold shipman and jesus himself. fuck my butt.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Tuesday, December 7th 2004 - 01:15:38 PM

NAME	Scott Booth
COMMENTS	U FUKING ROCK CAPTAIN FOAMY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Friday, December 3rd 2004 - 07:45:35 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	Cris don't take this the wrong way but I hope you choke to death on my penis. Tell your mom I said "whats up"
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, December 2nd 2004 - 09:30:11 PM

NAME	Chris
COMMENTS	Dude... straight up.... you need to get a fucking life...Im assmuming your like 10... GET A FUCKING LIFE
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Thursday, December 2nd 2004 - 06:23:16 PM

NAME	Dr. Awesome
COMMENTS	Hey good update. I just dug myself up to check it out but i got to get back soon so i don't get stomped. God! look at that mans chest! its divinly bare!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Thursday, November 18th 2004 - 05:31:05 PM

NAME	Viper
E-MAIL	skwigglerazor@yahoo.com
URL	http://www.geocities.com/skwigglerazor
COMMENTS	love the site, mabey we could get a mutual link thing going, http://www.geocities.com/skwigglerazor, we got a good fan base and you do too, mutual comedic art
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Saturday, November 13th 2004 - 03:51:20 AM

NAME	italiancharms594
E-MAIL	italiancharms594@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.italiancharms.cc/dollar_stretchable_charm_bracelets.html
COMMENTS	Hello, you have been making good site :) Respect.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Saturday, November 6th 2004 - 12:06:32 PM

NAME	Nice
COMMENTS	You are king!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Sunday, October 31st 2004 - 06:26:31 PM

NAME	Dr. Kiegel
COMMENTS	I've been researching at the University of Washington. An this one time, a guy came into my office to ask a question about the midterm and I was like "Yo, can't you see that I'm busy researching here." and he was like: "but I want to ask you about the midterm, how many chapters do we have to read." and I said "fuck man, I'm researching, don't you know how much grants cost?" and He didn't know so I said. "Get out of my office faggot!" and then he dropped my course. Also, this other time I was walking my dog on the beach and this guy came jogging past me with those gay looking marathon shorts. They were so short his weiner was hanging out but he was doing it on purpose too. I was like "you better put your weiner back in your shorts or I'm going to kick you in the shins." he just smiled and his moustache was annoying so I kicked him in the shins. I didn't even want to look at his weiner it was so gross!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Thursday, October 21st 2004 - 07:50:16 PM

NAME	paige
E-MAIL	ferretgirl282@aol.com
COMMENTS	FOAMY RULLEZZ HE BETER WIN THE FUCKING ELECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, October 20th 2004 - 08:11:26 PM

NAME	Ebintel948
E-MAIL	Ebintel948@hotmail.com
URL	http://ebintel.com/
COMMENTS	that's pretty good site
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Friday, October 8th 2004 - 02:04:40 AM

NAME	and069
E-MAIL	and069@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.choopy.com/s-tramadol.html
COMMENTS	cool site!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Tuesday, September 28th 2004 - 03:42:29 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	Captain Foamy will gamble your soul without permission, he will punch your IV on your death bed, he will dig up your body and fuck your empty pelvic gurdle! Never call out foamy, I will throw your pets off your walls! Rock your cubes people! Keep hope alive!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Saturday, September 25th 2004 - 06:56:29 PM

NAME	THE SHAFT
COMMENTS	ha. that last comment kinda loses it's steam after "the wood" confesses to smelling cock lazers when he farts. keep rocking in the marginally free world, foam man!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Thursday, September 23rd 2004 - 09:20:05 AM

NAME	THE WOOD
COMMENTS	FOAMY I CALL YOU OUT AND CHARGE YOU WITH A LIFE THAT IS A LIE, AND IN YOUR FINAL HOUR YOU WILL CONFESS BEFORE YOU DIE!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Monday, September 20th 2004 - 05:49:50 PM

NAME	Cox
E-MAIL	leprosy@hilariousdiseases.com
COMMENTS	I just soiled me trousers.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Monday, August 30th 2004 - 12:52:26 PM

NAME	Napa Auto Parts
COMMENTS	this site blows. I fucked your mother while she was in heat
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, August 25th 2004 - 03:10:29 PM

NAME	'OR''='
E-MAIL	'OR''='
URL	http://'OR''='
COMMENTS	'OR''='
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Saturday, August 14th 2004 - 12:56:18 AM

NAME	Foamy is a prick
E-MAIL	foamydonthavealife@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	What is wrong with you? your just an internet nobody fucking around wasting your life. You bore me with all your talking about ass fucking and such.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 01:23:33 PM

NAME	Janis Rau
E-MAIL	mufftastic@msn.com
COMMENTS	foamy is horse nuts!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I lost count after my asshole exploded!
DATE	Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 10:38:49 PM

NAME	General Frothy
COMMENTS	General Frothy owns Captain Foamy's ass, and pees in it as he pleases.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Ask my gerbil.
DATE	Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 - 01:56:00 AM

NAME	foamy r0xx0rz
COMMENTS	foamy pwnz your mother!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Tuesday, May 25th 2004 - 02:27:09 AM

NAME	Flame
E-MAIL	Jarofclay14@Juno.com
URL	http://wildfire.r-u-on.net
COMMENTS	Nice site. Foamy amuses me. Also, that fucked up Catalyst4Christ left a entry in my geustbook to. Any clue as to who the fuck he is?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 11:09:45 PM

NAME	Catalyst4Christ
E-MAIL	ottoman@msn.com
URL	http://www.reddink.com
COMMENTS	I'll pray for you, mista, for you apparently don't know the Way. DOMINUS VOBISCUM (Latin: Peace Be With You).
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Friday, May 7th 2004 - 10:17:50 PM

NAME	Lucifer Industries
URL	http://www.luciferindustries.com
COMMENTS	We will absorb you. http://www.luciferindustries.com
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 01:49:47 AM

NAME	God
E-MAIL	god@ikillclowns.com
URL	http://www.durb.com
COMMENTS	TNEYlKDlgkh RGTihkladwf Jurab!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Saturday, May 1st 2004 - 10:42:37 PM

NAME	ruby soho
E-MAIL	rancidlovecat@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega... much love foamy... much love. fuck president man... you should be world leader.. i mean it'd be pretty fucked up but shit son at least it'd be a laugh.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Sunday, April 18th 2004 - 04:11:56 AM

NAME	Foamy
E-MAIL	captain_foamy@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	Thank you WIKI. But I am very very ejected from uber and it is super hard to get in. This site is still the best place to find Captain Foamy and his uncut bad ass comedy stylings. Rock and roll Foamy army because on day you will be called upon to Rock and plunder!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Wednesday, April 14th 2004 - 09:10:27 PM

NAME	WiKi
E-MAIL	wikilikewhoa@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	Me again. I miss you on Uber. You're my hero!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Wednesday, April 14th 2004 - 08:17:34 PM

NAME	Sodomy Pete
E-MAIL	peppermint cock
URL	http://fuck you
COMMENTS	Captain Foamy I am Captain Soapy and I will sodomize you. And i will punch your dog so hard that its ass will explode in your face. My ginrmous cock will also poke a hole through the back of your head. You WILL look like JFK. Under no circumstances will you punch my dog because he is made out of solid brass. Plus if you do i will throw Condoleeza Rice at your head. Oh yeah and Michael Jackson told me to tell you that he enjoyed fucking you in the ass. P.S. I have an army of little Mexican girls who have 8 ft. pickle cocks to do my bidding. They want to hump your toaster.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Friday, April 9th 2004 - 10:19:03 PM

NAME	George Halstead
E-MAIL	yeah, right
COMMENTS	This is the worst site I have ever seen. There's absolutely nothing funny about it AT ALL. You should really give up. You suck.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Wednesday, April 7th 2004 - 09:13:14 AM

NAME	Bart Cilfone
E-MAIL	bart@ubersite.com
URL	http://www.ubersite.com
COMMENTS	You fucking asswad, I'll hunt you down like the piece of dogshit you are and ass rape you until the cows come home.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Monday, April 5th 2004 - 04:42:25 PM

NAME	loose ass
COMMENTS	god damn it foamy, your powers are amazing, ive decided to follow in your footsteps and fuk up dogs, starting with your mamma. no seriously, foamy my balls are yours; after i get em outta your mammas ass.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Monday, April 5th 2004 - 07:43:03 AM

NAME	WiKi
E-MAIL	wikilikewhoa@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	I love Captain Foamy. Marry me?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Sunday, April 4th 2004 - 06:04:22 PM

NAME	Have you seen my weiner
E-MAIL	foamy@assfuck.com
URL	http:// Yahoo! - Home
COMMENTS	Hi kid!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Sunday, April 4th 2004 - 01:13:53 PM

NAME	Hayt
COMMENTS	tch tch what are you? in grade school? This shits not funny its just random and not even the funny random its just lame. Hang your chaddy, misshappen head in shame. Maddox is lame? He's comical genious compared to your lame attempt of a copy paste job here. Remember just cause your 13 year old friends think your funny doesn't mean you are! Yes sir you may have another
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Sunday, April 4th 2004 - 08:29:11 AM

NAME	WiKi
E-MAIL	wikilikewhoa@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	Captain Foamy will rule the world and sodomize any and every person in it. RocK oN!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Saturday, April 3rd 2004 - 02:42:14 PM

NAME	Moe Syzlak
URL	http://www.towview.com/
COMMENTS	i didn't mind that foamy sodomized me, but did he really have to repeatedly punch a golf tee between my ribs while he was attacking my butt tube? the answer is yes, he did. it was everything i deserved. thank you foamy!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Wednesday, March 31st 2004 - 06:13:10 PM

NAME	you are lame
E-MAIL	a@a.com
COMMENTS	That was the worst attempt at being funny or even original that I have ever witnessed. My advice to you: stop using curse words in an attempt at being funny and actually put some thought into your writings. Maybe then, some may think you are entertaining.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Friday, March 26th 2004 - 01:11:43 PM

NAME	arnold humpadik
E-MAIL	ben_kill@playerx.co.uk
URL	http://www.playerx.co.uk
COMMENTS	I wanted to form an axis of anal with captain foamy, but then realised he would appreciate it more if I just stabbed my pork sword up his little sister's jizz hole. Shes only seven, so I think it was a first for my internet site. I think she wants to emulate his foamy success, so she had a bit of practice making protein suds as she pitifully tried to evacuate all the toxic fumes from her cum guzzling chocolate starfish. Good to watch, but the smell was revolting, so I strangled her with my cock.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Thursday, March 18th 2004 - 10:21:47 AM

NAME	Dave
E-MAIL	fuck@you.com
URL	http://24.82.250.112
COMMENTS	You are a bitch. I hate your site, if anyone wants to see a decently made one, check my page out. This Captain Homo is a fuckin fagg.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Saturday, March 13th 2004 - 03:15:06 AM

NAME	Fucked up dog
COMMENTS	The only thing I laughed at was the picture of that dog. Everything else was horribly, terribly, unbelievably stupid.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Sunday, March 7th 2004 - 04:57:05 AM

NAME	Your mama
E-MAIL	biteme@shoveit.com
URL	http://www.blowmeyoursitesucks.com
COMMENTS	This site SUCKS the big one. The simple fact that you have to post it on everything that you write in Uber tells me that you are a attention seeking fag! Get a clue! No one likes your site and we dont like you either!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Thursday, March 4th 2004 - 04:41:36 PM

NAME	P.
E-MAIL	sort_it_stanley@hotmail.com
URL	http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
COMMENTS	Go to a real website ^^^. Stanley can and will kick the shit out of Captain Foamy.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Thursday, March 4th 2004 - 09:55:14 AM

NAME	Capt. MoufEE
URL	http://www.geocities.com/nh19832002
COMMENTS	Dear Capt. Foamy, Do you just ass-rape people - or do you every let someone else ass-raped you? Did enjoy it?
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Wednesday, March 3rd 2004 - 05:55:06 PM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	Why bring sadness? What, Foamy brings sodomy and hot wings or what I like to call happy butts and hot wings! How can I bring sadness when I bring so much joy to the inner bum? And hot wings thats just good eatin! Peace novices, salute the cock sculpture. Hail Foamy!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Monday, March 1st 2004 - 01:13:59 AM

NAME	Maura and Pita
COMMENTS	What is name of foamy? Why bring sadness? Talk to us foamy! :) Maura and Pita
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Friday, February 27th 2004 - 12:09:47 PM

NAME	joseph stephenson
E-MAIL	snk____@
COMMENTS	your a fucking loser, your just like one of those geeks you see on cartoons.get a life you loser
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Wednesday, February 25th 2004 - 12:28:44 PM

NAME	winston zedemore
COMMENTS	gonna do it to you! gonna do it! SWEET BANANA!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Tuesday, February 24th 2004 - 01:50:59 PM

NAME	bill
E-MAIL	billr@bydesigninc.com
URL	http://www.bydesigninc.com
COMMENTS	I laughed my ass off. No more sodomy for foamy.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Friday, February 20th 2004 - 10:11:58 AM

NAME	dodo
E-MAIL	dodo@dodo.com
URL	http://www.dododododod.com
COMMENTS	you humor isn't even remotley intelligent, witty, or insightful. find something else to do.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Friday, February 20th 2004 - 09:30:42 AM

NAME	Dan
E-MAIL	durfnut@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	Hey Uber fag. Nobody cares about you and all the other fluffers from Uber. I had anal sex with your girlfriend, and her ass smelled like pork grinds. Go chug your boyfriends cock some more penal slave.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 07:19:43 PM

NAME	Me
E-MAIL	Me
COMMENTS	This site sucks majorly. Not only does it suck, but this little bitch has to go to message board websites to advertise his link. Obviously captain foamy isn't geting too many hits. Site=lame foamy= fag. Oh that's right, I went there. Everyone from Uber thinks you're a total moron. Do what you do best, go have some anal sex with me. Sincerely, Representing everyone from Uber.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 07:54:36 AM

NAME	Chris
E-MAIL	chris@thirdclassvideo.com
URL	http://www.thirdclassvideo.com
COMMENTS	Woooo Foamy for Prez! Make some t-shirts foamy! Everybody wants em!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 08:43:30 PM

NAME	Mark Skoric
E-MAIL	mskoric@upperroominc.com
URL	http://www.upperroominc.com
COMMENTS	After looking at your art maybe you should try another screen printer. This is not the type of printing we do. Our name is derived from our beliefs. Thanks,
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 08:30:27 PM

NAME	Dan
E-MAIL	durfnut@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	Foamy, Do you have any T-shirts? I want one with a picture of a dog, that say's " I punch dogs ridiculously hard." That was fuckin classic. Now go make me some soup you cock rocket.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Thursday, February 12th 2004 - 04:10:14 PM

NAME	jizzabell
E-MAIL	paulfrank is hot@nordick.edu
URL	http://thebandcreed.ass
COMMENTS	more like captian LONLEY
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Monday, February 9th 2004 - 04:45:18 PM

NAME	Jose Bash
COMMENTS	You don't have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Everyday after lunch, and sometimes during lunch.
DATE	Monday, February 9th 2004 - 12:22:50 PM

NAME	Poopy McDoodleshit
E-MAIL	yetisweat@yahoo.com
COMMENTS	MacArthur Park is melting in the dark. All the sweet, green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, Cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no! Oh, noooooooooooooooooooo!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Saturday, February 7th 2004 - 03:52:11 AM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	Will foamy throw his hat into the Presidential race? Buzz on the street is that he is gaining supporters. Stay posted for further leads into this matter.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Wednesday, February 4th 2004 - 11:22:04 PM

NAME	The Cube
URL	http://www.shitcity.com
COMMENTS	I love fucking MILFs in their ragged overly dooshed wrinkle-babs. I also like to cunt-stab all of your mothers while they sleep.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Monday, January 26th 2004 - 09:02:49 AM

NAME	Jenna Jamason
E-MAIL	fuckmybutt@hotmail.com
URL	http://ilovecockinmybutt.porn.org
COMMENTS	remember that time we went to the supermarket? buckets are crazy and so is captain foamy. i heard rodney king is foaming at the mouth, really pissed, so prepair your cock lazer. my grandma said thanks.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Thursday, January 22nd 2004 - 01:29:37 PM

NAME	ben
URL	http://www.local-felons.com
COMMENTS	Captin foamy for prez! show those old ass people whos boss
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Tuesday, January 20th 2004 - 10:50:25 AM

NAME	you
E-MAIL	yousuck@nerd.com
COMMENTS	Hey foaming ur a twat who fucks his mother
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Saturday, January 17th 2004 - 10:59:22 AM

NAME	.
E-MAIL	.
COMMENTS	learn to design a fucking site that people can actually read. red writing on a blue background don't work. you are a fucking ass anyway, so i don't really give a shit. fuck you
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Saturday, January 17th 2004 - 01:01:32 AM

NAME	mike
E-MAIL	twistedchild44
URL	http://www.thirdclassvideo.com
COMMENTS	hey foamy ur site kicks ass banging whores, but why dont u tell everyone how u worked as a fluffer on seabiscuit u testicle shitting rectal wart.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Tuesday, January 13th 2004 - 09:17:11 AM

NAME	Chris
E-MAIL	chris@thirdclassvideo.com
URL	http://www.thirdclassvideo.com
COMMENTS	This site is so fucking funny! Keep up the good work you ass banging super hero!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	I don't know but when I fart I smell cock lazers.
DATE	Sunday, January 11th 2004 - 09:02:14 AM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	The Captain will post some new stuff real soon so hang in there sodomy junkies. Love your favorite anal intruder
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Thursday, January 8th 2004 - 10:09:44 PM

NAME	Lieutenant Sudsy
COMMENTS	Captain, what gives? I know it's the new year and you're probably busy sodomizing babies and punching dogs and all, but come on, don't leave your fans hanging. If we don't hear more sodomizing stories, we might start thinking you're slacking, or maybe that you can't get it up anymore.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	600 times and my butthole leaks when I'm thirsty!
DATE	Thursday, January 8th 2004 - 02:29:39 AM

NAME	Captain Foamy
COMMENTS	nobody got me my fucking REO Speedwagon tape like I so fucking nicely asked! So I suggest you all watch your colons!
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	your ass is grass!
DATE	Monday, January 5th 2004 - 11:21:36 PM

NAME	bill
E-MAIL	stillborndruid@hotmail.com
COMMENTS	whats the differece between a dead baby and a bath tub cant fuck a bath tub
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Monday, December 22nd 2003 - 12:10:37 AM

NAME	Cannabitch Rezin
URL	http://www.chinton.co.uk/cheesedick
COMMENTS	yes i spelt my website wrong. Check this shit homeboy im from Leyland and crack addiction is my main priority.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Once, and it rocked!
DATE	Tuesday, December 16th 2003 - 04:50:31 AM

NAME	Rezzino Portilo
URL	http://www.cliton.co.uk/cheesedick
COMMENTS	Check out my cool website everyone. I enjoy licking batteries and talking about how big my pc monitor is. I also climb poles wearing nothing but a small mammal.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Not as many times as he's buttfucked my Grandpap.
DATE	Tuesday, December 16th 2003 - 04:46:47 AM

NAME	quis
E-MAIL	me atttt quis dot cc
URL	http://www.quis.cc
COMMENTS	hello foamster, i saw you signed my guestbook just to let you know i'll be getting in touch with some photos of those posters after christmas.
How many times has Captain Foamy sodomized you?	Nine times and now my hole has stretch marks.
DATE	Saturday, December 13th 2003 - 05:51:42 AM

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