Welcome to my nifty Dreambook, a free guestbook service from New Dream Network and the DreamHost!If you have a minute, please add your entry to those below by signing my Dreambook!
| Name: | Nicjk |
| E-mail address: | gerbilchan@gmail.com |
| Sex?: | I came close one time |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Belch |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | Why do women have boobs?
So you have something to look at while you're talking to them. Guess where that's from :p |
| Comments?: | I'm a muffin now? |
| Name: | Gabe |
| E-mail address: | iamsokewl@charter.net |
| Sex?: | Hellz yes! |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | my boner, but no one else's |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | i had sex with a ferret |
| Comments?: | I have graced your website with my magnificent sexiness. Use it wisely. Oh and nice site, it was funny. oh and btw
PENISICLE! |
| Name: | Hannah again.... |
| Comments?: | Where are all of your other belize pictures? |
| Name: | Hannah James |
| E-mail address: | Centurystar@charter.net |
| Sex?: | YAY!!!! |
| Comments?: | Life goals.....
1. do it in a shower (don't have to clean up afterward ^_~) 2. become man-pretty (ya know you want to) 3. being able to pat your head and rub your tummy! |
| Name: | Boobah |
| Sex?: | whee! |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | *burps* |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | oh my heck, i can't parallel park to save my life.... |
| Name: | Dick Johnson |
| Sex?: | Male |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | I shag like Austin Powers, baby. |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | I've been seeing you everyday. You don't realize it yet, but I will meet you...for better or worse... |
| Comments?: | *evil laughter* |
| Name: | Hannie |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/laine88/
that's a joke |
| Name: | Gerbil |
| E-mail address: | gerbilchan@gmail.com |
| Sex?: | Only if you offer |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | I'm more familiar with Austin. |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | I fuck like a tiger. |
| Comments?: | Ummm. Katie showed this to me, and bored rules my world, so here I am! w00t. |
| Name: | Hannah Bannana |
| E-mail address: | Centurystar@charter.net |
| Sex?: | oh surely |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | YAY BABY! ~Austin Powers |
| Comments?: | This is freakin sweet!!! Amanda Panda! I love your photos and your drawings. AND I STILL WANT TO SEE YOU ICE SKATE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | JOHN |
| E-mail address: | poulton007@yahoo.ca |
| Sex?: | male |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | not sure |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | one day my dream girl will e-mail me |
| Comments?: | i was surfing the net and came across your web page...its not to bad i enjoyed it..so take care p.s. i think your cute bye for now
john poulton |
| Name: | JOHN |
| E-mail address: | poulton |
| Sex?: | male |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | not sure |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | one day my dream girl will e-mail me |
| Comments?: | i was surfing the net and came across your web page...its not to bad i enjoyed it..so take care p.s. i think your cute bye for now
john poulton |
| Name: | CHEEEEEESE |
| E-mail address: | blah |
| Sex?: | blah |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Python |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | No |
| Comments?: | WHY DO YOU NOT COME ONLINE?! IT ANGERS CHEESE!!! |
| Name: | MJ |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | My dear, your very existence is a stupid joke..... |
| Comments?: | Happy Christmas to all, in bedlam. I suck. At wrapping presents. Obviously. "Dur," I say. Eat black eyeliner! |
| Name: | Caseus Maximus |
| Sex?: | I repeat, N/A |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Python....again... |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | OK, more jokes...
What do all battered women have in common? They just don't seem to listen!!! Why does Helen Keller masturbte with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other! What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting of him? If only takes on nail to hang an oil painting. tee hee hee! What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's day! ;) |
| Name: | Jimbob |
| E-mail address: | gotthenet@aol.com |
| Sex?: | Yes please |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Monty Python |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | Alright, Cheese probably already told you this one, but it's the dumbest joke i know. What do you call a caterpillar that someone ate? Answer- A Poopa!!!
Get it? Poopa, instead of pupa! Cause someone ate it. It's great... |
| Comments?: | Flaming text almost as sexy as the beanie |
| Name: | kcaz |
| E-mail address: | greatguitarist165@yahoo.com |
| Sex?: | If I have to... |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Neither, Eric Cartman shall rule the world and we will all fall to the power of the Obese One... |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | A secret... the little boy in the tub crying because his poop scared him is me. Thats right I am related to the evil c-dog who concocted this evil webpage.
A joke... how many pods to a pea??? You tell me... |
| Comments?: | "A Seperate Peace"... hidden symbolic meaning???? I think so |
| Name: | Cheese |
| E-mail address: | mrbadexample@si.rr.com |
| Sex?: | N/A |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Monty Python owns everything. Hands down. Trust me. I have seen more comedy than you could possibly comprehend...... |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | OKOKOK, I've got some stupid jokes.
WHy did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died! Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the 1st monkey! Why did the 3rd monket fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do! Why did the tree fall down? It was playing monkey! Why did the little boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a tree! OKOKOK. What happens when you eat a caterpillar? It turns into a pupa!! Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! Why don't women need watches? Because there's a clock on the oven! |
| Comments?: | You stole several aspects of this site from me. e.g. the friends list, the monkey shortage, and the nuke the moon thing. All you could come up with yourself was the stupid vegetarian link! I WIN! And if you argue my flying assassin monkeys and killer robot army made of uber plastic shall destroy you!
-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE |
| Name: | chrissy |
| E-mail address: | lizzyhappy@myway.com |
| Sex?: | Female |
| Favorite bodily function? (You know you enjoy them...): | Monty Python |
| Tell me a secret or a stupid joke...!: | Amanda, I may be insane, but i don't tell good jokes.
And Chrissy does not believe in secrets. |
| Comments?: | You might want to update daily or just forget the it's Sunday, tomorrow's monday thing.
Luv Ya, Chaio Chrissy |
| Name: | AMANDA |
| E-mail address: | bluehairfreak56@magnaspeed.net |
| Sex?: | hell yea |
| Comments?: | testing.... |