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Name: Gate$
Entry:hehe, OLKSKEWL!
Friday, February 24th 2006 - 02:25:21 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://wafflesquadronomega.com/
Entry:What the fuck. This thing is still up?!?
Tuesday, September 20th 2005 - 12:27:07 AM
Name: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius
Entry:I just linked to this using the Flash menu bar I'm working on. Take that, Guernica!
Thursday, September 25th 2003 - 12:32:25 AM
Name: xero is gay as shit
Entry:HOLY CRAP I SPEAK PERL
Tuesday, September 9th 2003 - 01:13:04 AM
Name: Dan
Entry:Apparently I am the only one out of many consitently getting the website. As a matter of fact I never had a problem getting it. So I guess this is not going to be read by anybody, I will probably right back to myself in a different name.

Monday, September 1st 2003 - 08:55:41 PM
Name: Bill Gates
Homepage URL: http://www.saturdaynightkids.com
Entry:hey guys, its a little late notice, but my band is playin a show tonight at the barn door. show starts at 9, and its five bux to get in. and if you dont like punk rawk, atleast its at a bar.

Saturday, July 26th 2003 - 05:41:34 PM
Name: yeh
Homepage URL: http://www.lickmyass.com
Entry:zero youre crew is UGLYASS!
Wednesday, July 23rd 2003 - 02:11:13 PM
Name: Matt
Homepage URL: http://www.SuprNova.org
Entry:No such thing as too much......not even in "adulthood", or quasi-adulthood anyway. 20-27 doesn't really count as adulthood. It's not really called anything, other than "The Barren Wastes" or "The Grey Nothingness Stretching On Into Infinity and Nowhere All At Once." Well, that's what I call it, anyway. (Don't act like you don't call it that too, even if not out loud.) That's why you gotta pick a crusade against a nemesis. Mine's the Oven Mitt, Nikki's is Das Brot, Rob's is DDR Kids who want his nuhtz, Jack's is DDR itself.....etc.
Wednesday, July 23rd 2003 - 12:21:13 AM
Name: ikkin
Entry:oh and by the way---I found out that some germans hate DAS BROT as much as I do....SO THERE IS A SMALL REBEL FORCE OUT THERE!! (woah too much star wars from my youth geezus)
Tuesday, July 15th 2003 - 01:38:54 PM
Name: ikkin
Entry:must go get absinth before i leaaaveee....mmmm
Tuesday, July 15th 2003 - 01:37:28 PM
Name: Matt
Entry:Reply to Oven Mitt:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not on my watch!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 8th 2003 - 11:49:45 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Careful, that was my girlfriend. And she was calling me an ass, not you. Sorry honey, didn't mean the bitch part, but I do want whiskey. Now, back to the guestbook, bitches!
Tuesday, July 8th 2003 - 05:32:36 PM
Name: Gate$
Entry:I dont believe i saw the word "bitch" anywhere in there, but here ya go, BITCH!
Monday, July 7th 2003 - 08:17:25 PM
Name: me
Entry:dont call me a bitch, assss!! no GERMAN GOODIES FO YOU!
Monday, July 7th 2003 - 01:37:28 PM
Name: Gate$
Entry:so yea, tomorrow is my birthday, and xero i better get a call from you. and if Dave E. is still around, he better call me too! oh anyone *interested* in Terminator 3? lemme know, hehehe.
Monday, July 7th 2003 - 10:20:01 AM
Name: Gate$
Entry:so yea, tomorrow is my birthday, and xero i better get a call from you. and if Dave E. is still around, he better call me too!
Monday, July 7th 2003 - 10:19:21 AM
Name: OVEN MITT
Homepage URL: http://www.arbys.com
Entry:I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, July 3rd 2003 - 02:08:16 PM
Name: Bill Gate$
Entry:so i just saw the movie "hackers" for the first time, and i must say.......IT WAS THE SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER MADE! WHAT THE FUCK?! god save us all.
Wednesday, July 2nd 2003 - 04:09:01 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Damn you bitch, I wanted German whiskey, and we couldn't find anything!!!
Tuesday, June 24th 2003 - 05:20:43 PM
Name: Duniel Son
Homepage URL: http://www.penny-arcade.com
Entry:Ah I see the forums are temporarily down. Interesting...
Tuesday, June 24th 2003 - 04:58:14 PM
Name: Fraulein Nikki
Entry:Ahhh. I'm sitting here in ma room chillin after a long day listenin to music being played outside at some kind of dorm fest with beer and shit...but i'm drinkin ma SMIRNOFF YEEEH. If I get really blasted and wake up I'll go to the party and be like wheeeeeee!!! Mmmmm smirnoff....
Tuesday, June 24th 2003 - 04:01:05 PM
Name: XxX_claire_jackson_boro_XxX
Entry:how fit is pharrell n eminem and lil fizz big up 2 dem all
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 05:39:09 PM
Name: kniki
Entry:I signed the said petition and hope it is further signed by all here and other people. Blah.
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 03:32:15 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://to much godamned jack daniels
Entry:forums down for upgrades... we need more signatures, this "TASTY TYRANNY" MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL FUCKING COSTS!!
Wednesday, June 18th 2003 - 01:51:16 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.petitiononline.com/ovenmitt/petition.html
Entry:It is done. Now we shall see who is the dominant species on this planet!!
http://www.petitiononline.com/ovenmitt/petition.html
Tuesday, June 17th 2003 - 06:55:48 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.fucktheovenmitt.com
Entry:See? The Oven Mitt is not content to only soil the airwaves with its evil. It must also control the uncontrollable: the internet. It has taken down our forums in an attempt to silence us. We must be heard! Right now, I am creating a petition to end its tyrrany once and for all!!!
Tuesday, June 17th 2003 - 06:41:41 PM
Name: oisuxx
Entry:where the hell has everett been?
havent talked to him in like a month
anyway i just got my ps2 online, anyone wants to play some tony hawk 4 im me, skaboy34

Monday, June 16th 2003 - 11:00:13 PM
Name: n i double k i
Entry:deutsche whiskey...mmmmm.
Monday, June 16th 2003 - 04:27:44 AM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:WHIRSKEY!
Monday, June 16th 2003 - 01:24:20 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.getonyourkneesandsuckit.com
Entry:Hey babe. Bring me whiskey, woman!!! Heheh.
Sunday, June 15th 2003 - 12:15:44 PM
Name: ikkin
Entry:yea so I got the shizz to work. So ignore my whining down there...
Sunday, June 15th 2003 - 05:05:01 AM
Name: nikkiausderferne
Entry:Yeo. I just signed up for the forum there and wasnt able to post yet...im all conffusseed. Anyway all I wanted to post was that I DIDNT fart in the Pool in Bayreuth so THEREEEE. (although I do admit to making some stinkys elsewhere muaaahaaa). Anyway..the trip with ma boy Shad was great and you all better watch out for him over there in the big bad USA. Ill be home soooon. Wheeeeee!!

If anyone wants alcohol or german chocolate when I come back let me know...I can bring pleennttyy back ;)

TSCHÜßI!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, June 14th 2003 - 07:37:28 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.drinking.com
Entry:dude, i was just thinking about what was going on with ya, we haven't hung out in a long time... and yeah, you could write some crazy pirate gaming shit for the site... that would rock soooo hard.
Thursday, June 12th 2003 - 08:32:01 PM
Name: oisuxx
Entry:oh yea, BTW incase anyone wants to know. new Mr. show 3rd season DVD out in the middle of august! WH00T!
Thursday, June 12th 2003 - 02:45:17 AM
Name: OiSuxX
Homepage URL: http://www.saturdaynightkids.com
Entry:well well well, seems SOMEONE didnt ask me about wanting to write game reviews! i mean christ. HOW can we forget me moddin psx's in the office of funscape, and gettin the latest and greatest DREAMCAST games. since now i have moved on and found my new calling........wait im lying, i still do that shit. anyway THANX FOR ASKIN! :p
anyway, Xero, hit me up sometime to go to the bar DAWG
Thursday, June 12th 2003 - 02:42:06 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.newhotness.com
Entry:GGGGGYUEEEEEAAARRRRRR!!!!!
Tuesday, May 27th 2003 - 02:04:12 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html
Entry:Shocking news!! Not everyone is like Xero up there^. Not only are 99.9% of high school students unable to read Perl, but none of them own such infinitely stylish eyewear!!!
Thursday, May 15th 2003 - 11:25:49 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Entry:Teh menz? Ugh, taht is teh GROSS-x0rr!!
Monday, May 5th 2003 - 02:23:38 PM
Name: Kristy
Entry:yeah... i likes teh man love. love between the mens.
Friday, May 2nd 2003 - 04:52:40 PM
Name: Kristy
Entry:Actually, Rob. I really don't care. Whatevs.
Friday, May 2nd 2003 - 04:50:33 PM
Name: Lasa
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/sophia_bathrory
Entry:Well, let's try this again... Tried to sign this about a week ago and my comp crashed so hopefully it won't this time. Anywayz. You guys have done a kick ass job on the site... I make a point to check for updates when I'm not busy. I've recommended it to some friends out here in Kansas as well as some of my friends online. Keep up the good work guys and take care!
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 - 08:32:27 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.yourethemannowdog.com
Entry:i think my girlfriend might have a problem with that, but I still love you, Mr.C
Sunday, April 27th 2003 - 02:58:42 PM
Name: Big C
Entry:im sorry about all the trouble i caused. the truth is that i love u xero, with all my heart. i just didnt know how to tell u. i thouht owning u in ddr might make u love me but u only make fun of me. lets just kiss and make up, what do u say.
Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 - 09:44:53 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:thanks, i lost em though, which is why you dont see me where them, ever.

true story.
Monday, April 7th 2003 - 01:35:48 AM
Name: Matt
Entry:Yeah it is. those glasses are awesome by the way.
Friday, April 4th 2003 - 09:47:22 AM
Name: Matt
Entry:Yeah it is.
Friday, April 4th 2003 - 09:46:51 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.homestarrunner.com
Entry:I SPEAK TEH PERL!!!

i know i know, but it's still funny!
Friday, April 4th 2003 - 01:13:26 AM
Name: MBS
Entry:And so I shall.
Thursday, April 3rd 2003 - 05:16:30 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:The second episode of Hamstah Gangstaz is going to be in production as soon as I get a DVD-rom in my new computer. Spank it!
Wednesday, April 2nd 2003 - 05:45:54 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Well, I'll hafta sneak you guys a copy sometime. But for god's sake, don't ever let anyone else in the family see it!! Ever! I don't think your parents would even look at me again, let alone talk to me. Not that I helped make it or anything, but I am a very staunch supporter of it's offensive genius, and singlehandedly made 50 copies or so to distribute at Otakon. If the 2nd one ever happens, you know goddamn well I'll be in on it. As Prof. Nutzenmouff.
Monday, March 31st 2003 - 10:47:01 AM
Name: Pharrell Williams
Homepage URL: http://www.n-e-r-d.com
Entry:GRIN-DING!
Saturday, March 29th 2003 - 10:18:18 PM
Name: EDWARD
Entry:Thats right bitches, your site has been graced by the cyber pimp Ed Muldoon. Get down and kiss the top of my disco shoes. All that a side, this site is pretty fucking cool. & i gotta see Hampsta Ganstas, or i am gonna go insane. I can just imagine how funny it is. Cyber Pimp Out!!
PS Nice job Matt!
Wednesday, March 26th 2003 - 10:04:46 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://http://www.netcom.com
Entry:that was a long sentence!

yuk yuk yuk
Wednesday, March 26th 2003 - 08:49:26 PM
Name: The Bear that is also known as Nik
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/SynthMaus/Main.html
Entry:Hope that freaking link works up there...I never know if its all uppercase or lowercase or some upper and some lower BUT ANYWAY. I thought I'd sign this since I'm just kind of bored and have nothing better to do ;). I've looked over the site a few times now..not bad..not bad at all. I like some of the musings that go on here. So yeaaa. I've been spending a lot of time with your Shad here and he's a pretty kewl guy so yeeaaaaaa. But anyway. I'm gonna stop now b/c I dont normally leave messages like, longer than a sentence. So later.
Sunday, March 23rd 2003 - 08:52:15 PM
Name: chris
Entry:no, it is real! right after the site posted that, they added a message that said yes, the show was really happening.

also he is playing a skating rink in new jersey 2 days before that.
Sunday, March 16th 2003 - 02:43:24 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Wait, Chris, is that for real? I mean, being April Fools Day and it IS Wesley Willis, I'm not sure whether to believe it or not. It's almost TOO good to be TRUE!!!!
Saturday, March 15th 2003 - 01:01:27 PM
Name: dj ZORRO
Entry:I AM THERE!
AND I S'EPLAK THE PARL
Friday, March 14th 2003 - 01:56:35 AM
Name: chris
Entry:Tuesday April 1st (APRIL FOOLS DAY!) 7:30pm <-- NOTE THE TIME !
Wesley Willis

Two More TBA

At The First Unitarian Church
2125 Chestnut Street (22nd and Chestnut)
Philadelphia, PA
$8 / All Ages
Tickets On Sale Now At Spaceboy Music (409 South Street)
Or Charge By Phone - 800-594-TIXX

be there or be square, guyz.
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 - 11:42:00 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.doublefine.com
Entry:Gee, xero. I didn't know you spoke perl. And what's with the sunglasses? Do they make you extra 1337? By 1337, I mean goofy. Oh, wait that's not you........OR IS IT!??!?!?!?!?
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 - 08:06:09 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Wow. Now that's a website. It sure is sumthin'.
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 - 02:42:14 PM
Name: djxero
Entry:SUUPER LEET HZAAXXOR SPEAKS PERL LIKE THE MOTHERFUKSS!
Monday, March 10th 2003 - 12:45:11 AM
Name: dan da man
Homepage URL: http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
Entry:Go to this site....if you dare!
Thursday, February 27th 2003 - 02:51:11 PM
Name: dan da man
Homepage URL: http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
Entry:Go to this site....if you dare!
Thursday, February 27th 2003 - 02:50:59 PM
Name: dj_xero man love
Entry:i think this thing only works when our ftp doesn't fart on my dick.
Sunday, February 23rd 2003 - 05:04:55 PM
Name: David"DonttelltheFrench"Everett
Homepage URL: http://www.panjabimc.com
Entry:Yo, YO.
HOld me back.
Hold me back.
America's prodigal son is back in the states and all up in ya ass mudafukas!
Expect stories about Deutschland to spill forth from my pen like rats from a sinking schoolbus.
And maybe pictures of my sweet sexy ass doin a pole dance!
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 - 11:46:35 AM
Name: Pizza
Entry:I'M STILL YOUR LORD AND MASTER.
Saturday, February 1st 2003 - 11:41:25 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Woah, thank you so much!!
Saturday, January 25th 2003 - 11:54:53 AM
Name: dan da man
Entry:Once again here to give a heads up to Shad on the Two Towers. The name of the captain of the Elves who shows up at Helms Deep is Haldir.
Friday, January 24th 2003 - 11:10:14 AM
Name: Jay Sherman
Homepage URL: http://www.DO-ME.com
Entry:BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK
Thursday, January 23rd 2003 - 10:53:35 PM
Name: Doom
Entry:Even screwier than Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is The Laughing Gnome by David Bowie. It may be a little hard to find - at least, it was two years ago when I first downloaded it from Napster - but it's monumentally bizarre. Check out the gnome's voice.
Thursday, January 23rd 2003 - 02:38:42 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Entry:Geez, it's been too damn long since I read this thing. What up to you, Dan!! Sign up for the forums.....if you dare!
Tuesday, January 21st 2003 - 02:38:34 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Oh my god! He left the library!!!
Monday, January 20th 2003 - 06:38:08 PM
Name: chris
Entry:okay, i'm too lazy to register for the forums and don't want this to become to next played-out online joke by the time i post about it, but everyone has to download "the ballad of bilbo baggins" by leonard nimoy immediately. it's truly out of control.
Sunday, January 19th 2003 - 10:40:32 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://invisionfree.com/forums/GenkiForums/
Entry:Forums are back up, y'all.
Monday, January 13th 2003 - 09:54:55 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:it's WORKING!
Monday, January 6th 2003 - 11:47:04 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:on a side note:
das forums are down... if anyone really used em anyways.
and,
i think i screwed up my motherboard, stupid cpu fans all up in my shit... i dunno, it wont recoginze anything on the IDE bus, aside from the disk drive, and thing has it coming, all it needs to do is LOOK at me wrong and BAM, beer in the drive... yeah, that's what i thought.

hopefully it's something really stupid that i did i can fix if in the Bios settings (though i'm sure i cannot), because nothing would start until RESET THE FUCKING BIOS buy MOVING AROUND TINY FUCKING JUMPERS, or whatever they're called. fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it, i guess computers aren't my thing afterall.
Monday, January 6th 2003 - 07:09:49 PM
Name: FLASH!
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net/djxero/
Entry:how about FLASH! WOAH! HE'S A MIRACLE! FLASH!

hey, guys, my name's flash gordon,
yeah, i know...
what, how did you know?
it's on your fucking t-shirt, dick.
FLASH!
Monday, January 6th 2003 - 07:06:29 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:That's fine. Of course, you must also realize that I could make you watch Conan The Destroyer, The Quest, and Fantasy Mission Force, as well as an almost endless supply of bad anime, and enough Kurosawa films to last for a whole day. Yeah.
Sunday, January 5th 2003 - 10:48:23 AM
Name: Kylin
Homepage URL: http://Jackisaballsack.com
Entry:Why Jack, apology accepted of course... though you realize I am going to have to punish you anyway by making you watch "Dragonfighter" starring Dean Cain.
Sunday, January 5th 2003 - 01:40:58 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Public apology to Kristy for calling her a ballsack. Sorry, I thought you were someone else. No, really.
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 12:27:08 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:hahahaha, you are so ereet!

oh, and as for page titles, that means we have to go in, type a few words, save the file, go to the next, type some more, too much damn work, it takes so much damn time when there's only so much time we have out of our busy days to download pornography... of the pornographic kind.
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 04:14:50 AM
Name: bampIDO
Homepage URL: http://<3 teh camwhores
Entry:oh yeh, yall should put page titles on teh siET. get d355 to learn you g00TT, as he is teh l33t wePPmonk33
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 01:31:59 AM
Name: bampar
Homepage URL: http://d357 0wnz my aX
Entry:OMG OMG TIHS SIET IS LIEK LIEK LIEK SOOOOOOOO KY))L##Z!!!!!11
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 01:29:36 AM
Name: jesus jerky
Entry:savour the savior! hahahaha! that makes much more sense!

p.s.: kylin = kristy! doh!
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 - 07:39:33 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:you mean taht was john royce davis (sp...)
INDY! INDY!
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 - 12:04:35 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Thanks Dan, I thought that it was him but I wasn't too sure. I appreciate the heads-up!
Wednesday, January 1st 2003 - 10:54:40 PM
Name: dan
Entry:whats up matt? just reading some reviews about the two towers and wanted to inform shad that the person who does treebeards voice is actually gimli the dwarf.
Wednesday, January 1st 2003 - 06:52:44 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.noreallyiwanttohavedjro'skids.com
Entry:hahaha, greatest picture ever! Shad is an artistic genious!
Tuesday, December 31st 2002 - 12:36:06 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:I have an idea, why don't you be a ballsack about it and bitch and moan? That will surely make you popular, and everyone will be the envy of your guestbook postings, stinging us like so much lemon juice in our wounds. Dumbass.
Monday, December 30th 2002 - 11:28:40 PM
Name: Kylin
Homepage URL: http://IWantToHaveDJRO'sBaby.com
Entry:You suck, dj xero... it was Jesus Jerky: Savor the Saviour. I'm glad the Big C caught you stealing his mic and then whipped your ass at DDR.
Monday, December 30th 2002 - 03:01:08 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:It doesn't matter...it was only moderately funny.
Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 05:33:29 PM
Name: Dave Foley. ("Just a guy")
Entry:Hehe...no, it wasn't on MST3K. It was John, while watching Maniac Cop.
Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 04:37:07 PM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Nobody made up that joke, it was from Mystert Science Theater 3000. Der.
Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 11:13:00 AM
Name: dj_xero (just a dick)
Homepage URL: http://www.iamapenis.com
Entry:wasn't that John ? hell, iforget what the joke was even about.

thank you for the entire collection of Initial D, i love you all and will give sexual favors accordingly.
Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 02:11:49 AM
Name: Just a guy.
Entry:I'll bet none of you even remember which friend invented the "I'm not maniac cop" joke.
Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 01:13:08 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:Yes, we know, dyrk. You're nothing special. I'M NOT MANIAC COP!!!!
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 - 07:16:17 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.ifuckthingsup.alot.com
Entry:I'M BACK UP, AGAIN!
Monday, December 23rd 2002 - 01:30:10 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.ihumpthings.com
Entry:BACK ONLINE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Friday, December 20th 2002 - 03:31:24 AM
Name: Chris
Entry:ine clericks have Informed me of Information that may alter the Fates of these Consquences of Yore! I must conjure one Windowe of a man who possesses a most Pliable Rectum, that I might peer into thine Hollow Depths and find the Answers I seekl!
Tuesday, December 17th 2002 - 11:44:06 AM
Name: Da5d
Homepage URL: http://www.reachingjane.com
Entry:Yo, back in wilmington this Thursday, so if anyone is free this weekend give me a ring at home at that time or email me at deverettus@yahoo.com. What it is you real muthafunkin G's. Hell yeah, spice up your life.
Tuesday, December 17th 2002 - 11:24:26 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://djayxero.djcentral.com
Entry:i now have a page at djcentral.com... but they charge for music space.

i have 2 new tracks (one actually FINISHED) to add whenever we get our ftp back up and moving again. Technology becomes whackness becomes most non-heinous.

HAHAHA, the ad up top says "stop pooping all over the web" !! we must now use this guestbook from now on, it rocks.
Tuesday, December 10th 2002 - 12:17:19 AM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:DAVE LIEK WOAH! it'll be good to see you again!
Monday, December 9th 2002 - 01:09:28 AM
Name: Da5id
Homepage URL: http://www.dolfinsex.com
Entry:Yo, whats up fatherfuckers, this is the real deal coming up to you from the getto of Newark, formally known as The University of Delaware. Two weeks left of school than I return, be afraid and stock your frigid with alchoholic beverages. If your nice I might bring the "Review" that mentions me in the police file.
Sunday, December 8th 2002 - 10:34:23 PM
Name: Doom
Entry:I don't know of any arcades in the Wilmington area (two years ago, maybe - what happened to Pocket Change?) but there's still a small arcade in the Granite Run Mall, which is in PA but certainly within driving distance of Wilmington.
Sunday, December 8th 2002 - 10:07:21 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.funscape.com
Entry:do i know you?
all the arcades are gone as far as i know... though they might still have Super Pac-Man at the regal cinemas, and there's a rumor of an arcade opening in the new mall over there as well, next year i guess.
Saturday, December 7th 2002 - 01:54:00 AM
Name: Redsloth
Entry:do any of you drunk bastards know of any arcade in the wilm de area?
Thursday, December 5th 2002 - 08:23:43 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.yourethemannowdog.com
Entry:thanks, we try! I'm especially proud that we host the unbelievably genious writings of Mighty Doom and Chris Asbestos, incredibly educated and witty they always are! genki-web will rock your socks off
Tuesday, December 3rd 2002 - 12:53:33 AM
Name: Moonlight Destiny
Homepage URL: http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/DelawareAnimeFans
Entry:I just wanted to say I like your site. I'm a huge anime and gaming fan. Your site was very informative as well as funny. Keep up the good work.
Thursday, November 28th 2002 - 09:11:27 PM
Name: golden
Homepage URL: http://bebop.idleplay.net/~golden/images
Entry:So yeah. I found more ebichu. Up to episode 10 bitches!!! I'll bring 'em down when I visit...whenever. yizzeah. laterz.








oh yeah. DJ Restraining Order is a creep.
Thursday, November 28th 2002 - 05:58:40 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.yourethemannowdog.com
Entry:wow, 23 people have voted on our site... and only one person said it was too vulgar. We must not be doing something right.

ALL THAT MUNNY!
Thursday, November 28th 2002 - 03:31:46 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.magicalgirls.org
Entry:yeah, i posted my IM on your dest-box thing, i believe my email is somewhere on this site! it's a game! see if you can find one of our emails! um... i kinda like the guest book thing, reminds me when we used to keep in touch with friends of ours in Baltimore through Masaaki's guestbook, or was it Holo's... yeah, it was Holo's i think, those were fun days.
Thursday, November 28th 2002 - 03:20:38 AM
Name: Dest-X
Homepage URL: http://destx.orcon.net.nz/
Entry:Thanks for the button dj_xero, Now I have to make one for you. y'think I should use the hamster?
Anyway. It sorta feels retarded communicating on a guestbook, you use AIM/ICQ/MSN/IRC or email at all?
Monday, November 25th 2002 - 03:58:42 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Entry:Wow! My family looks at this page! FYI, just click on the hamster, and it explains everything!
Sunday, November 24th 2002 - 02:42:36 PM
Name: wtf
Entry:funny! me love you too!
Saturday, November 23rd 2002 - 08:54:31 PM
Name: Jenwich
Entry:Not quite sure I get all your guys blathering, you are all alittle strange, me thinks. And what's with the hamster?? That could be misconstrued, ya know. Kinky lads, are ye? Love your take on the sinuses Fooey, very funny. Catch ya later, Your Big Sis,
Cranky
Friday, November 22nd 2002 - 02:18:27 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.2600.com
Entry:i think we did have a button at one point... i forget. The one on our "news" section was gonna be used in a banner exchange, but was deemed too offensive. (still censored i think) I'll check your button out... i'd say the majority of what banners we do have i put together really quickly. If you see it and dont like it, let me know, i'll change it, no biggie.
Thursday, November 21st 2002 - 02:52:22 AM
Name: Dest-X
Entry:I have a button at http://destx.orcon.net.nz/button.gif, bit it's only 88x31, want me to make a 170x40 one?

I gotta put your button up, too
got one?
Wednesday, November 20th 2002 - 06:05:16 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.asianthumbs.org
Entry:godamn, i totally forgot to add your link onto our site! i'll add it in there, make you a nice little banner to click on (unless you wanna make one) as for the mononoke remix, it's come a looooooong way since then... i'm also planning to have my long dj mixes streamed off the site in the future, gotta talk to paul bout that.
dest OWNZ ALL OF YOOZ MOMS!
Wednesday, November 20th 2002 - 03:47:09 AM
Name: Dest-X
Homepage URL: http://destx.orcon.net.nz/
Entry:Good to see dreambook finally got their ass together.
DJ Xero, you myozak fucking r0x me down, especially 'mononoke'. Make more now plzkthnxbyelol.
Wednesday, November 20th 2002 - 01:56:04 AM
Name: BEER
Homepage URL: http://www.breakbeatscience.com
Entry:IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST.
FEAR ME.
Friday, November 8th 2002 - 02:10:55 AM
Name: PIZZA
Homepage URL: http://www.pizzaisthebest.com
Entry:DAMN, IT'S LIKE I FUCKIN' RULE AND SHIT!
Thursday, November 7th 2002 - 12:17:08 AM
Name: chris
Entry:yo guys, you should come to...

melt banana (crazy japanese punk)
and two other bands that might not be all that good
at the first unitarian church
2125 chestnut street
philadelphia, pa
november 18, 2002
earth, the solar system
7? pm
$8

i will be manning the "kick me in the teeth for not updating or contributing anything to the site whatsoever" booth.
Thursday, November 7th 2002 - 12:14:50 AM
Name: MattBoySlim
Homepage URL: http://www.import-anime.com
Entry:No prob, Dan!!! I'll be sure to make you guys a copy in a week or two. And just so you know, it's Prof. D.Z. Nutzenmowff. Probably. Heh. ALso, if you're lookin' for those cheap anime DVD's, check this site out!!
Tuesday, November 5th 2002 - 12:34:50 AM
Name: Dan the man
Homepage URL: http://dont have one
Entry:Whats up Matt? Thank you for the bebop stuff, and do not forget i am interested in seeing the first rendition of hamstah gangstaz movie, and the second one where you are planning on voicing professor nutsinmouth.

c ya
Monday, November 4th 2002 - 06:27:18 PM
Name: Koala
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/koalakid
Entry:hey! it's mighty doom's little sister again. you guys continue to be funny. keep doing that.
Saturday, November 2nd 2002 - 11:25:19 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Entry:Hey!!! Your pants got in my Star Wars!!!!
Hey!!! Your Star Wars got in my pants!!!!

**Two great tastes that go great together**

That site was awesome.
Tuesday, October 29th 2002 - 03:34:42 PM
Name: Redsloth
Homepage URL: http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html
Entry:like starwars
like the word "pants"
well then this is the site for you
Tuesday, October 29th 2002 - 06:03:54 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.I_HAVE_HUGE_FUCKING_EYES.com
Entry:dude, Dest's site is pretty damn cool, yall should look at it, you can click on things! i will make link on page soon! wehhheeeeeee!!!!!11B BEER!
Tuesday, October 29th 2002 - 01:16:51 AM
Name: golden
Entry:Dudes. Word on the street is that DJ Restraining order is not cool. At all. No.
Sunday, October 27th 2002 - 04:10:44 PM
Name: Dest
Homepage URL: http://destx.orcon.net.nz/
Entry:Waow. nice material, All aboard the man-train.
Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 - 01:00:52 AM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.persiankitty.com
Entry:I would still like to review you... you and porn... i would also like to review porn, i feel a new section for the web page coming on...
Monday, October 21st 2002 - 11:08:21 PM
Name: THE BIG C
Entry:I have changed a lot in my personality and appearance. I AM NOT A LOSER, so please stop the reviews about me. thank you
Saturday, October 19th 2002 - 04:01:30 PM
Name: THE BIG C
Entry:I have changed a lot in my personality and apperance. I AM NOT A LOSER, so please stop the reviews about me. thank you
Saturday, October 19th 2002 - 04:01:20 PM
Name: dont get caught in the
Homepage URL: http://www.ihumpthings.com
Entry:CROSSFIIIIIIRE!!!
Wednesday, October 16th 2002 - 01:31:30 AM
Name: mook
Homepage URL: http://www.cannibalcorpse1.com
Entry:i am the spine splitter i will take an axe to your forehead gut you like a fish and eat your putrid remains so dont fuck around with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, October 6th 2002 - 10:36:20 PM
Name: dj_xero
Homepage URL: http://www.lickmynutsack.com
Entry:haha, it boggles the mind! it's funny that someone can be so angry over something as silly as us making fun of him on web site... and not we're not that popular of a site... and the people who do come here dont know, nor care, who this person is. Albeit i'm sure alot of con goers come here to find pictures and see stories about this kid, i doubt they'll be looking for him at all at other conventions.

but then again, there must be some kind of chemical imbalance in his brain that blocks him from REASON.
Saturday, October 5th 2002 - 01:45:20 AM
Name: Shad
Homepage URL: http://www.genki-web.net
Entry:I think that there's only one term that truly describes DJ Restraining Order (I will not abbreviate it because I think it describes him exactly, considering I was told he either was served with one or close to it at Katsucon). The BIG C is what is known as... "a tool". This means that he only exists in our minds to serve as someone we can abuse and use to amuse ourselves at will. It's even more entertaining when he threatens not to come back, and then we make fun of him knowing that he will and that he will continue to post retaliatory remarks on our guestbook. I find that amusing to no end.
Thursday, October 3rd 2002 - 08:41:49 PM
Name: Doom
Entry:There are a couple of things I don't quite understand here, perhaps someone can clear them up for me. Number one, what "reports" are DJ Restraining Order talking about? Book reports? Minority reports? Greatly exaggerated reports of his death? And number two, why does he continually visit a website where he's ruthlessly mocked on a regular basis? Even Doom's mighty mind cannot wrap itself around these particular obscure formulae. Any ideas, Shad?
Tuesday, October 1st 2002 - 11:48:59 AM
Name: the artist formerly known as "DJ RO"
Homepage URL: http://www.ddrfreak.com
Entry:this is my last signing of this guestbook. i am no longer coming to this site until the reports stop.



"The Big C"

Charles Berman
Monday, September 30th 2002 - 10:40:59 PM
Name: Roadblock
Homepage URL: http://www.yojoe.com
Entry:GENKI-WEB IS REALLY GREAT! I'M GONNA GET THEM COBRA SNAKES!
Monday, September 23rd 2002 - 09:27:51 PM
Name: The Fairy Hockey Player
Homepage URL: http://www.uprightcitizens.org
Entry:YOU GOT TO CHUUGGG IT! CHUGGG IT, PUSSAY!
Monday, September 16th 2002 - 12:24:59 AM
Name: Kylin
Entry:Rather shamefully enough, i knew that Wesley Willis writes 'asshole' as one word. However, i was referring more to the way he says it: "He was an Ass Hole." It is all about phonics.

So, I suppose now I am forced to issue a heartfelt apology to the Big C. C-Man, I made fun of you knowingly using misleading and incorrect information... and for that, I'm sorry. and right now, i promise you that in the future i will adhere to the following guidelines when making fun of you:

1. All information presented in aforementioned quip or zinger will be accurate to the best of my knowledge.
2. I will use thought and care to skillfully craft my insult. I will never take the easy road when it comes to poking fun at you, using phrases like, "oh yeah? well, you're dumb," or "do you kiss your momma with that mouth?"
3. Topics of insults are virtually unlimited!! I will make sure to take advantage of a wide spectrum. i wouldn't want you to get bored. For example, they could range from your creepy obsession with my boyfriend and what that says about your sexuality, to the linear nature of your family tree, moving on to more physical aspects. Perhaps Big C is a reference to the unfortunate side effect of too much one-handed loving, "Crusty Crotch."

We just can't know, can we? So, in summation: Asshole in Wesley Willis's vernacular = one word. I was wrong, Doom was right. Most heartfelt apologies C-Dawwwwg. Won't happen in the future.
Sunday, September 15th 2002 - 08:43:26 AM
Name: Doom
Entry:DJ Restraining Order whupped my aaaaass,
DJ Restraining Order whupped my aaaaass!

Actually I think Wesley Willis writes asshole as one word. I don't know how he writes Shad. I don't think he does at all.
Wednesday, September 11th 2002 - 03:34:05 PM
Name: MattBoySlim
Entry:I also liked how he started it out with "yo, had." I assume he was addressing Shad....or maybe that's some obscure Bust-a-Groove way of saying "has-been" or something. We may never know, or care.

P.S. Sorry, it's too early for me to come up with anything funnier....
Wednesday, September 11th 2002 - 11:24:09 AM
Name: The Big K
Entry:i have to admit, i rather enjoyed the fact that dj restraining order, known affectionately to... himself as 'the big c,' made "asshole" into two words. it's very wesley willis-ish...
"He was a fucking ass hole in the first place.
He got knocked to the floor.
I whooped Batman's ass."
Ass Hole. Very gritty. (gross.) keep up the good work, big c.
Saturday, September 7th 2002 - 07:30:57 PM
Name: Ben Afleck
Homepage URL: http://www.gayboys.com
Entry:I'M SO FUCKING GAY!
Thursday, September 5th 2002 - 11:35:41 PM
Name: Cedric The Entertainer
Homepage URL: http://www.cedric-the-entertainer.com
Entry:I'm like a bicycle with no seat, I'ma get in yo' ass!
Thursday, September 5th 2002 - 11:14:32 PM
Name: dj_xero
Entry:STOP BOTHERING ME... oh wait, actually it's funnier if you keep posting, hehehe.
Wednesday, September 4th 2002 - 11:39:11 PM
Name: The big c
Entry:yo, had. yeah i'm talkin to you to you ya piece of shit! who the fuck do u think u are, yeah, i saw what u put in that "DJ RO" article, i didn't find your remarks about me cool at all. why don't we settle this on DDR. the stipulation, if i win, u take off that article! see ya at the next con you're goin to, ass hole
Wednesday, September 4th 2002 - 07:25:00 AM
Name: Koala
Homepage URL: http://www.neopets.com/~farelina
Entry:um.
this is mighty doom's little sister, who came to the site on reccomendation of her big, doom-y brother. it's very good guys! keep up the good work! i like youuuuu!!!
Sunday, August 18th 2002 - 09:52:27 AM
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