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| Name: | King oBERON |
| E-mail address: | enterthe_dragon@yahoo.cum |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.cum |
| Comments: | I king Oberon, king of the fairies tells u its hard to be a homosexual clown. I tells you, a homo clown has to be hiding their orientation well. I was working my mom's birthday party with my husband DJ Jake the other day..... Right beore the party was going to start I thought it would be a good idea for DJ Jake to suck my dick. DJ Jake makes me mad horny when he dons the clown makeup! I was feeling a bit tense. So I grabb DJ Jake by his skinny, girlish hand and led him into my mom's bathroom. I said to Essix " bITCH, START SUKIN!"
DJ Jake did what he was told. DJ Jake was doing a mighty fine job at sucking my dick when all the sudden my 6 year old nephew whips open the bathroom door and catches DJ Jake bobbing on my knob. DJ Jake 's bloodshot eyes were trained on the little kid but my penis was still in his mouth. The little kid fist said "EW, Gross!" Then the little twerp put both of his hands on top of his hair. Then the kid started to scream and started to run away. I pulled my dick out of DJ Jake 's mouth and set out after the little fucker. I seen the kid running toward the door which lead to the back yard were the birthday party was set to take place. I knew I couldn't catch the kid before he got outside so I reached into my shoe and pulled out my favorite ball gag. I swung the ball gag around high above my head and then threw it at the little kids legs. the ball part of the gag hit the little kid in the back of the leg and he fell down crying. I immediatley ran over to the kid and explained that earlier I hurt my pee-pee and my best friend DJ Jake was just kissing my booboo to make it all better. I offered to kiss the booboo on the back of the kids leg. The kid refused. I said that only little kids tell their parents about people kissing other people's booboos. I asked the kid if "he was a little kid or a big kid?" THe kid said he he was a big kid......................... I tells you man, the life of a homo clown sure ain't easy! MHCL Much Homo Clown Luv Oberon the Dragon how did you get here: HBW |
| Name: | KING OBERON the dragon |
| Comments: | I, King Oberon, king of the fairies have an excellent new rap 4 u. I'm gonna put my butt sex in ur mouth and im going to sing likea littlefaggot. "Yo Yo Yo my name is oberon, im silent when i fart, my mom's a ho who works at walmart. Dj jake's my husband , we lives in Texas, we play HBW all day and have buttsex!!! clowns r sxcay
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| how did you get here: | mama dragon is a ho |
| Name: | Oberon the dragon |
| E-mail address: | enter_the_dragon's_rectum@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I, King Oberon, king of the fairies have been impotent for the last 23 hours and it is affecting my love life with my husband DJ Jake. Does anybody know how I can fix this problem? I even snorted a viagra and nothing happened. DJ Jake's dad and step brother danced nude on the coffee table just for us but I still couldn't make with my 'lil Jakey-poo. HELP ME! |
| how did you get here: | i thought nude men would be here so i came |
| Name: | King Oberon |
| E-mail address: | enter_djjakes_rectum@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I, King Oberon, king of the fairies have been in utmost disaray sinse halloween. I was exploring my dominion, aka DJ Jake's rectal crease, and "it" stopped working. Maybe it has something to do with my pedophile glasses that i sport but I just can't get hard for my husband Jake's rectum and I totatly luv DJ Jake's rectum. I have thousands of pictures of us dressed up like leather clad gladiators with clown makeup on. My mom took the vast majority of those pictures. She doesn't know that we're really married and thinks we're just being creative. |
| how did you get here: | a man and a woman |
| Name: | King oBERON the dRAGON |
| E-mail address: | enter_the_dragon@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I, King Oberon, king of the fairies, declare my husband DJ Jake's rectal crease to be of my dominion. We will paint our face's up tonight on this Hallow's eve and make sweeet ^&*&&^%$# in the bushes as the wee one's trick or treat totally oblivious. Hells Yeah! |
| how did you get here: | me and jake r gay |
| Name: | Druss |
| Comments: | HBW (Hittin' it) RAW DAWG TV TAPING RESULTS:
THE SHOW OPENS FROM REMINGTON PARK IN DONALD DE CECCO'S (FORMER HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPION) BASEMENT. HE TELLS THE AUDIENCE (MOSTLY HIS 24 YEAR OLD SON STEVEN'S STUFFED ANIMALS) THAT WHILE HE IS PISSED OFF HE IS NO LONGER HBW CHAMPION, HE ISN'T GOING TO DWELL ON THE PAST. "YOU SEE, I AM A 14 TIME HBW CHAMPION, I ENDED THE LEGENDARY Little DICKY WAGNER'S CAREER, I......................." THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED! ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) THE SONG "JITTERBUG" BY THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BAND 'WHAM' STARTED TO BLAIR OUT OF A BOOMBOX THAT WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT ON A TV TABLE. THAT COULD SIGNIFY ONLY ONE THING. THIS COULD SIGNIFY ONLY THING INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUESSED IT, ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) THE MASTER OF BATION, MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO CAME RUNNING DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS AND INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN WALKED UP TO HIS FATHER AND BEFORE GIVING HIM THE ONCE OVER, CROSSED HIS ARMS AND STARED HIM DOWN!!! BUT BEFORE STEVO COULD MAKE A MOVE DONALD FLINCHED AND SAID " YOU LAY A HAND ON ME AND I'M NOT TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM AFTER THE SHOW!" STEVEN BACKED OFF. DONALD THEN ASKED WHERE IN THE HELL STEVEN HAS BEEN ALL THESE MONTHS? STEVO THEN PULLED A DVD OUT OF HIS BIKERSHORTS AND SAID " I WAS IN VANCOUVER SHOOTING THIS HERE ADULT MOVIE." DONALD THEN PUTS ON HIS READING GLASSES AND SAYS "BILL AND TED'S HOMOSEXUAL ADVENTURE? SON, YOU'RE SHOOTING GAY PORNO MOVIES?" STEVO THEN SAYS "YEAH, SO?" DONALD THEN SAYS "WELL I THINK THAT'S GREAT......" THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED; THA MANTISMAN APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE AND SMACKED STEVEN WITH A LEAD FILLED DILDO (MANTIS' TRADEMARK). A FEW MORE BLOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD SENT STEVO CRASHING TO THE CANVAS. MANTIS MAN THEN WALKED OVER TO DONALD DE CECCO AND KISSED HIM HARD ON THE MOUTH. DONALD OPENED HIS BATH ROBE AND STARTED MASTURBATING. DONALD THEN TOLD MANTIS MAN TO "DO IT!!!!!" MANTIS MAN STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE RING YELLING LIKE AN INDIAN. DONALD BUSTED A NUT. THA MANTIS MAN THEN PULLED OUT A 3 FOOT DILDO FROM THE HOLSTER CONNECTED TO HIS PINK THONG. HE THEN WRAPPED THE GIGANTIC RUBBER DICK AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS STEVEN'S ANKLE! DONALD GRABBED STEVO'S LIMP WRIST AND MADE STEVO TAP THE MAT!!!!!!! DONALD THEN CLIMBED THE TURN BUCKLE AND GAVE HIS SON THE DREADED RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE WHILE THE MANTIS MAN CONTINUED TO CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION IN STEVEN'S ANKLE WITH THE DILDO!!!!!!!!!! LUCKILY TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO AND JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) AND PLAYER X HEARD THE COMMOTION FROM THE BACK YARD AND RAN DOWN THE BACK BASEMENT STEPS AND CHASED DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTISMAN OUT OF THE RING. DONALD AND MANTIS WALKED AWAY WITH THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER. THEY WERE SMILING AND OBVIOUSLY PLEASED WITH WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO STEVEN. WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW- VIEW: BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE DONALD DE CECCO'S BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN IS UP THERE APPLYING PEROXIDE ON THE TEETH MARKS THAT DONALD LEFT AROUND THE RIM OF HIS ASS! HE CAN BARELY BALANCE HIMSELF AS HIS ANKLE IS BLACK AND BLUE FROM FROM THA MANTISMAN'S ATTACK. STEVEN SAID THAT THE MANTISMAN IS THE REASON THAT HE AND HIS DAD HAVEN'T SPOKE TO EACHOTHER IN 3 MONTHS! STEVEN ACCUSED MANTIS MAN OF "STEALING" HIS DAD FROM HIM, BRAIN WASHING HIM AND LEADING HIM DOWN A PATH TO THE DARK SIDE. HE SAYS HE STILL SEES GOOD IN HIS FATHER HOWEVER. STEVEN THEN SAYS HE MADE A GAY PORNO LOOSELY BASED ON THIS IDEA. HE THEN PULLS A DVD OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE CAMERA. IT SAYS "RETURN OF THE HOMOSEXUAL JEDI". STEVEN THEN CHALLENGES THA MANTIS MAN TO A MATCH AT BATTLE OF THE BULGE. HE SAYS THAT IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH YOU HAVE TO PAINT THE LOSER'S FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN. HE SAID THAT HE VOWS TO MAKE THA MANTIS MAN TAP OUT, THEN HE WILL KNOCK HIM OUT AND TAKE OFF HIS MANTIS MASK AND THEN PAINT HIM UP LIKE A CLOWN. CUT TO COMMERCIAL----------- WE COME BACK WITH A NONTITLE MATCH BETWEEN HBW RECENTLY CROWNED HBW CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER AND DRUSS THE WUSS. BEFORE THE MATCH COULD COMMENCE ZACH SIGNALS TIME OUT WITH HANDS, KNEELS DOWN IN THE CORNER AND INJECTS HIMSELF WITH RITALIN. HE THEN SAYS "DUN NUN DA DAN NAH! AND THE THE MATCH BEGINS. ZACH TAKES OUT A FILE AND STARTS TO SHARPEN HIS TEETH. DRUSS COWERS IN THE CORNER, OBVIOUSLY SCARED. DRUSS THEN STARTS TO CRY AND CROUCHES DOWN IN THE CORNER. HE THEN PUTS HIS HANDS OVER HIS HEAD. ZACH WALKS OVER TO DRUSS AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WHICH CAUSES DRUSS TO CRY EVEN HARDER. ZACH THEN RETREATS TO HIS CORNER AND SHOOTS UP SOME MORE RITALIN. ZACH THEN CHARGES AT DRUSS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN, GOING FOR HIS BLOOD BALLS FINISHING MOVE. BUT THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) STEVEN DE CECCO HITS THE RING AND BUTT SLAMS THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF ZACH!! DRUSS THE WUSS THEN WALKS OVER TO STEVEN AND TRIES TO HUG HIM BUT STEVEN COUNTERS THIS DISPLAY OF AFFECTION INTO THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DRUSS'S BODY SHOOTS UP AND DOWN LIKE A BIG FUCKING SPASM OR SOMETHING. DRUSS THEN GRABS HIS HEAD IN AGONY. HE TRIES TO KICK HIS WAY OUT OF THE ANAL LOCK BUT TO NO AVAIL. DRUSS THEN TAPS THE MAT LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. STEVEN MOMENTARILY LETS GO OF THE ANAL LOCK AND PULLS OUT A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT FROM HIS BIKER SHORTS. HE PLACES THE MAKE UP IN FRONT OF DRUSS'S HEAD. STEVEN THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK. DRUSS SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. STEVEN THEN TELLS DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACEUP LIKE A CLOWN. DRUSS COMPLIES. 2 MINUTES LATER DRUSS PASSES OUT FROM THE BEING IN THE ANAL LOCK TOO LONG. STEVEN YELLS, WITHOUT LETTING GO OF THE HOLD," MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTISSSSSSSS!" STEVEN THEN SAYS ""WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" THE SHOW ENDS. HBW PACKDOWN TV TAPING RESULTS THE SHOW OPENS WITH BLACK AND WHITE FOOTAGE OF STEVEN DE CECCO TORTURING DRUSS THE WUSS WITH HIS PATENTED (100% PATENETED BY STEVEN) ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND FORCING DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN.. AFTER THE FOOTAGE WAS DONE PLAYING WE SEE DRUSS THE WUSS (IN REAL TIME) MAKE HIS WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING. HE IS SPORTING A SUN DRESS AND A PAIR OF HIGH HEELS. MASCARA COVERS HIS PUDGY FACE. DRUSS THEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT WHAT STEVEN DE CECCO DID TO HIM LAST MONDAY WAS THE MOST HUMILATING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO HIM. (THIS SAYS A LOT CONSIDERING HE GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH OWN BROTHER BEFORE) DRUSS SAYS HE DOESN'T MIND WEARING WOMEN'S MAKE UP BUT CLOWN MAKE UP MAKES HIM SICK.......................................................... BEFORE DRUSS CAN CONTINUE, ESSIX AND OBERON THE FAG-ON MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE RING. ESSIX'S "GAY JUGGALO PRIDE" THEME SONG ACCOMPANIES THE RECENTLY MARRIED COUPLE. ESSIX THEN SAYS "CUT MY MUSIC!" ESSIX THEN SAYS " SO DRUSS, I HEARS YOU GOTS PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE PAINTING THEIR FACES UP LIKE CLOWNS? YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST CLOWNS ? YOU GOT BEEF WITH MY HUSBAND OBERON AND I, HUH YOU FAT BITCH?" OBERON PATS ESSIX ON THE ASS, SMILES, AND NODS WITH APPROVAL. TEARS STREAM DOWN DRUSS' PUDGY FACE. HE SAYS "WAIT GUYS, TO EACH HIS OWN.........." OBERON THEN THREATENS TO TEA BAG DRUSS (OBERON'S SWEET NUTS ON YOUR CHIN FINISHER, 100% PATENTED BY OBERON) BUT BEFORE THE SAVAGE MOLESTATION CAN COMMENCE MICHAEL BOLTON BLARES OUT OF A BOOM BOX IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT AND DONALD DE CECCO COMES DOWN TO THE RING. HE ORDERS ESSIX AND OBERON TO BACK DOWN OR HE WILL NOT let THEM OUT TO SEE GLADIATOR MOVIES AFTER THE SHOW. DONALD SAYS THAT WHILE THE THOUGHT OF ESSIX AND OBERON GANG RAPING DRUSS THE WUSS IS AN APPEALING ONE, HE HAS A BETTER IDEA. DONALD THEN ORDERS A SIX MAN ELIMINATION BOONER-TAG TEAM MATCH TO TAKE PLACE RIGHT HERE ON HBW PACKDOWN!!!!!! HE SAYS THE MATCH WILL PIT DRUSS THE WUSS AND LOS HOMOS ( ESSIX & OBERON) VS. TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) AND STEVEN DE CECCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE 100% PURE WITNESS TO A HBW NON TITLE MATCH BETWEEN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPION ZACH " THE SACK BITER" CRIDER AND YUCCA KILLER. THE MATCH STARTS OFF WITH ZACH CRUNCHING UP RITALIN IN A SPOON, MIXING IT UP WITH WARM WATER AND SHOOTING IT UP IN HIS OWN ARM!!!! ZACH THEN CHARGES HEAD DOWN AT YUCCA KILLER, TRYING TO BITE YUCCA'S SACK.. YUCCA MOVES OUT THE WAY AND ZACH GETS STUCK IN THE TURN BUCKLE. YUCCA THEN YELLS "WOOp-WOOP" AND PROCEEDS TO GIVE ZACH" THE SACK BITER" CRIDER A REVERSE BUTT NAKED BRONCO BUSTER!!!!! ZACH FINALLY GETS YUCCA KILLER TO QUIT GIVING HIM THE REVERSE BUTT NAKED BRONCO BUSTER BY JAMMING HIS INDEX FINGER STRAIGHT UP YUCCA'S ASS!!! YUCCA KILLER RESPONDED TO THIS MANUEVER BY YELLING OUT "OWWWWWEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCCA KILLER THEN OPENS UP HIS STAINED BREIFS, SMILES TO THE CROWD AND SHAKES HIS HEAD UP AND DOWN. THIS COULD ONLY MEAN THAT YUCCA KILLER IS SIGNALLING FOR HIS FINISHING MOVE. ZACH STANDS UP AND YUCCA KILLER RUBS HIS FINGERS BETWEEN HIS ASS AND HIS NUT SACK AND JAMS HIS FINGERS UP ZACH'S NOSTRILS. ZACH TRIES DESPERATELY TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT IS GETTING WOOZY. ZACH THEN TAKES THE DIRTY NEEDLE THAT HE REUSES TO SHOOT UP RITILIN WITH AND POKES YUCCA WITH IT. YUCCA'S FACE TURNS GREEN. HE THEN GASPS AND FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!!!! ZACH THEN CROUCHES DOWN ON ALL FOURS, CLAMPS YUCCA'S SACK WITH HIS TEETH AND STANDS UP REALLY QUICK. YUCCA KILLER THEN LETS OUT A SHRILL SHRIEK AND TAPS THE MAT. ZACH ROCKED HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH WITH YUCCA NUTS BETWEEN HIS TEETH. ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER NEARLY BIT THAT POOR KID'S NUTS OFF. YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION, ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE ARE INFORMED OF TWO MORE HOMO EROTIC MATCHES THAT WILL TAKE PLACE HERE.. THE FIRST MATCH WILL PIT TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER AGAINST LOS HOMOS (OBERON & ESSIX)!! THE WINNER CAN BE BOONER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! THE OTHER MATCH IS FOR THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP. THE CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER WILL TAKE ON HBW PROMOTER DONALD DE CECCO. PLUS A SPECIAL MATCH BEWEEN HATED RIVALS STEVEN "THE MASTER OF BATION" DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN. TO WIN YOU HAVE TO PAINT YOUR OPPONENT'S FACE LIKE A CLOWN. BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK DRUSS THE WUSS, ESSIX (SOUNDS LIKE BUTT SEX), AND OBERON THE FAG-ON MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING. NEXT, TEAM DILDO MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING ACCOMPANIED BY A HOOBASTANK SONG (FIGURES). THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE STUFFED AUDIENCE IS TREATED TO THE DELIGHTFUL SOUNDS OF THE HIT WHAM SONG "JITTERBUG"!!! THAT COULD MEAN ONLY THING!!!!!!!!!! THAT COULD MEAN ONLY ONE THING INDEED!!!!!!!! OH YES, ONE MEANING IS ALL THE SONG "JITTERBUG" COULD POSSIBLY HAVE.. STEVEN DE CECCO APPEARS TO BE IN A DECENT MOOD FOR ONCE. THIS ALL CHANGES WHEN HE SEES OBERON AND ESSIX PAINTED UP LIKE CLOWNS. STEVEN FUCKING HATES CLOWNS. THIS IS BECAUSE WHEN STEVEN WAS A WEE LAD HE WAS DOING PULLUPS WITH A BROOM STICK UP HIS ASS AND GOING "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" ALL OF THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) DONALD WALKED INTO STEVEN'S BEDROOM WITH A CLOWN MASK ON. STEVEN WAS SO STARTLED HE SLIPPED AND THE BROOM STICK GOT STUCK. STEVEN HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. THE 6 MAN ELIMINATION BOONER TAG TEAM MATCH BEGINS WITH DRUSS THE WUSS SQUARING OFF AGAINST JOE"DILDO" EDINGER. DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS IN OBERON. OBERON AND EDINGER ENGAGE IN SOME GAY NAKED GRAPPLING ON THE MAT FOR A FEW MINUTES. TUBES OF LOTION ARE SEEN AND SUCKING NOISES ARE HEARD. (yuk) oberon gains the upper hand and starts beating edinger WITH HIS DICK. OBERON THEN TAGS IN DRUSS THE WUSS BUT DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS OBERON BACK INTO THE RING. OBERON TRIES TO FINISH JOE"DILDO" EDINGER OFF WITH HIS SWEET NUTS ON YOUR CHIN MUSIC FINISHER BUT EDINGER COUNTERS IT INTO THE ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE. OBERON TAPS OUT WHILE CONTINUING TO CHOKE ON JOE'S DICK! OBERON IS FORCED TO LEAVE THE BASEMENT AND IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH. AFTER THIS EXCHANGE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT JOE "DILDO" EDINGER IS EXHAUSTED.IT IS ALSO OBVIOUS THAT EDINGER IS SPENT. IT WOULD BE QUITE EASY TO SUFFICE THAT JOE"DILDO" EDINGER IS EXHAUSTED AND SPENT. HE TRIES TO TAG IN STEVEN DE CECCO BUT ESSIX RUNS UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM THE MODIFIED DIRTY SANCHEZ!!! THIS PROVES TO BE TOO MUCH FOR EDINGER AND HE IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH. BRANDON DILDO ENTERS THE FRAY AND QUICKLY TRIES TO SUBDUE ESSIX WITH BRANDON DILDOS SUPREME FINISHING MOVE, THE BRANDONATOR (THIS MOVE IS PERFORMED BY GRABBING YOUR OPPONENTS PENIS THEN LIFTING HIM UP IN THE HUMAN TORTURE RACK)!!!!!ESSIX ISN'T HAVING ANY OF THIS AND HE COUNTERS THE BRANDONATOR INTO A BOSTON CRAB. ESSIX THEN STICKS HIS WANG IN BRANDON DILDO'S BUTT WHILE HOLDING ONTO THE BOSTON CRAB!!!!!!!!!! BRANDON DILDO TRIES TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES BUT ESSIX PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF RING. STEVEN DE CECCO TRIES TO MAKE THE SAVE BUT DRUSS THE WUSS PRANCES INTO THE RING AND SPAYS PERFUME IN STEVEN'S FACE. STEVEN IS BLINDED AND FALLS TO THE MAT. BRANDON DILDO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT!!! BRANDON DILDO IS ELIMINATED. THIS LEAVES DRUSS THE WUSS AND ESSIX VS. A BLINDED STEVEN DE CECCO. ESSIX QUICKLY JUMPS ON STEVEN AND DELIVERS A SAVAGE BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! ESSIX THEN TAGS IN DRUSS THE WUSS. DRUSS TAKES A DUMP ON STEVEN'S CHEST!!!! DRUSS THEN GOES A LITTLE TOO FAR WHEN HE SAYS THAT HE IS GOING TO WALK ON THE BEACH WITH STEVEN'S DAD! THIS CAUSES STEVEN TO RISE UP AND WIPE THE SHIT OFF OF HIS CHEST. DRUSS CONNECTS A LIMP WRISTED SLAP ACROSS STEVEN'S (THE MASTER OF BATION) FACE. THIS IS A MISTAKE BECAUSE THIS CAUSES DE CECCO TO "STEVE" UP. DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS IN ESSIX. STEVEN SEES ESSIX'S CLOWN MAKE UP AND GOES BESERK. HE ABSOLUTELY TRASHES ESSIX. FIRST HE HITS HIM WITH A DICK KICK AND THEN AN ASS PUNCH! STEVEN THEN GIVES ESSIX A COCK BREAKER AND THEN KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH A TOMB BONE PILE DRIVER!!!!!!!!!! ESSIX IS ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS LEAVES DRUSS THE WUSS AGAINST A VERY PISSED OFF STEVEN DE CECCO. DRUSS TRIES TO RUN AWAY BUT STEVO CATCHES DRUSS AND THROWS HIM IN THE RING. AS STEVEN ENTERS THE RING DRUSS KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD AND LOCKS IN THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG. DRUSS MAY ACTUALLY PULL OFF THE BIGGEST UPSET IN HBW HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO DRUSS THE WUSS SWINGING STEVEN AROUND IN THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG. ALL OF THE SUDDEN DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN COME DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS. THEY START LAUGHING AND POINTING AT STEVEN. THEY YELL AT HIM AND TELL HIM "GIVE UP!!" ALL THIS DOES IS INFURIATE STEVEN AND HE COUNTERS THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG INTO THE BUTT SLAM!!! DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN TRY TO INTERFERE WITH STEVEN'S INEVITABLE VICTORY BUT BEFORE THEY CAN ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER JABS MANTIS MAN WITH A DIRTY SYRINGE AND CLAMPS HIS TEETH DOWN ON DONALD'S NUT SACK OUT SIDE THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN GIVES DRUSS THE WUSS TWO MORE BUTT SLAMS BEFORE APPLYING THE DREADED (DREADED BY ALL, DEFINITLEY DREADED BY ALL) ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION! DRUSS TAPS THE MAT IN 2 POINT FIVE SECONDS!!! STEVEN DE CECCO IS THE WINNER OF THE 6 MAN ELIMINATION BOONER TAG TEAM MATCH!!! STEVEN THEN PULLS A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND PUTS IT BY DRUSS THE WUSSES HEAD. STEVEN THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND TELLS DRUSS TO START PAINTING. DRUSS PAINTS HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN. STEVEN THEN YELLS "MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WHILE STILL HOLDING ONTO THE ANAL LOCK!! DRUSS PASSES OUT FROM THE PAIN. STEVEN THEN YELLS "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" THE SHOW ENDS. SEALED WERD HBW SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN VEIN EVENT TV TAPING RESULTS: THE SHOW OPENS FROM REMINGTON PARK IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO WITH THE RETURN OF PAUL TOOT (!!!!!!!!) VS. PLAYER X. IT WAS RUMORED THAT TOOT WAS OUT BATTLING A BOUT OF THE GAY BUTT CANCER!!!! THE MATCH STARTS OFF WITH PLAYER X PULLING DOWN HIS LEATHER PANTS. HE THEN PULLS SOME ANAL BEADS OUT OF HIS ASS!! HE THEN SAYS "MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME THESE" EVEN THOUGH NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN PURE WITNESS TO THIS ALLEGED GIRL FRIEND!!!! PAUL TOOT HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO START BEATING OFF AT THIS EXOTIC DISPLAY! FOR SOME REASON THIS ACT OF SELF LOVE ENRAGES PLAYER X AND HE TAKES HIS ANAL BEADS AND WRAPS THEM AROUND HIS KNUCKLES. PLAYER X THEN WINDS UP AND ATTEMPTS TO STRIKE PAUL TOOT WITH THE ANAL BEADS! BUT BEFORE PLAYER X CAN MAKE SWIFT CONTACT WITH TOOT'S CHIN PAUL TOOT BUSTS A NUT IN PLAYER X'S EYE SOCKETS. PLAYER X IS BLINDED. HE YELLS 'OH IT BURNS!!!" PAUL TOOT THEN SEIZES THE MOMENT AND STARTS TO DRY HUMP PLAYER X! PAUL TOOT THEN GIVES PLAYER X A SERIES OF DONKEY PUNCHES. PLAYER X CANNOT STAND THE PAIN AND IS FORCED TO SUBMIT!!!!!!!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER IN 2 MINUTES 54 SECONDS , PAUL TOOT!!!!!!!!!! AFTER A BRIEF COMMERCIAL BREAK WE FIND OURSELVES IN DONALD DE CECCO'S LIVING ROOM. DONALD IS WEARING A BATH ROBE AND SMOKING A PIPE. THA MANTISMAN IS LYING ON THE CARPET CURLED UP BESIDE DONALD DE CECCO'S FEET. MANTIS HAS A CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK THAT IS CONNECTED TO THE COFFEE TABLE. DONALD GOES TO REMARK ABOUT WHAT A TRAVESTY IT WAS FOR HIM TO LOSE HIS HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP TO ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER. HE SAYS HE HAD ZACH DEFEATED AND WAS ALL SET TO DELIVER THE RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TURN BUCKLE WHEN HE NOTICED THA MANTIS MAN BENT OVER AND TYING HIS SHOE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. HE THEN SAYS THAT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT OF THA MANTISMAN BENDING OVER IN HIS PINK THONG CAUSED HIM TO LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION AND HE SLIPPED OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE. THE NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS IS ZACH" THE SACK BITER" CRIDER BITING DOWN ON HIS NUT SACK. HE HAS THAT THOUGH HE HATES TO ADMIT THAT HE TAPPED OUT, HE DID WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO IF ANOTHER MAN WAS BITING DOWN ON HIS NUT SACK. HE CONCLUDES THAT AT BATTLE OF THE BULGE HE WILL NOT ONLY REGAIN HIS HBW TITLE, HE WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY ZACH'S CREDIBILITY AS A HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLER. HE SAYS ZACH WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO JOIN THE TEXAS BASED GAY NAKED WRESTLING CIRCUIT AFTER THE MATCH. THA MANTIS MAN THEN SAYS "DADDY, CAN WE GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM?" DONALD THEN SAYS " I'LL GIVE YOU ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!" WE CUT TO A COMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULDGE. AFTER A COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO THE "MASTER OF BATION", STEVEN DE CECCO MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE MAKESHIFT RING. HE ASKS HIS STUFFED ANIMALS IN THE AUDIENCE WHY HE DOES NOT HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT? BEFORE STEVO CAN SAY ANOTHER SYLLABLE THE HBW CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE ISLE. zACH GOES ON TO TELL STEVO TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE HBW CHAMPION. STEVO REPLIES TO THIS REMARK BY TELLING ZACH THAT HE (THE MASTER OF BATION) KNOWS 7 FORMS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND WILL SHOW HIM WHO IS THE BITCH AND WHO IS THE MAN. STEVEN SAYS THAT HE IS DEFINITLEY THE MAN AND THAT ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER IS THE BITCH AS WELL AS A MERE PAPER CHAMPION. ZACH WHIPS OUT A GAGE 25 TUBERCULIN NEEDLE AND SAYS' MAYBE A CASE OF HEP' B WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND!!!!!!!! BEFORE THIS CONFRONTATION CAN ESCALATE ANY FURTHER DONALD DECECCO MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS. DONALD PROCLAIMS THAT WHILE HE WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS SON STEVEN AND THE HBW CHAMPION ZACK "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER GET NAKED AND HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH, HE HAS A AN INFINITLEY BETTER PROPOSAL. HE SAYS THAT THE TWO WILL INDEED HAVE A MATCH . DONALD SAYS THAT THEY WILL HAVE A WARM UP MATCH IN PREPARATION FOR BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!! DONALD SAYS THAT THE ZACK AND STEVEN WILL BE FORCED TO JOIN FORCES AGAINST NOT ONLY LOS HOMOS (ESSIX AND OBERON) BUT ALSO DRUSS THE WUSS, AND THA MANTIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WE COME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO LOS HOMOS (ESSIX AND OBERON THE FAG-ON) DRUSS THE WUSS AND THA MANTIS MAN MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIR WELL INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING. BON JOVI IS BLASTING IN THE BACK GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO'S BOYS IMMEDIATLEY RUSH THE RING AND ADMINSTER SEVERAL HOMO EROTIC VARIATIONS OF THE KARMA SUTRA ON POOR STEVEN DE CECCO AND ZACH " THE SACK BITER" CRIDER!! DRUSS THE WUSS LOCKS ZACH IN A REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG ON WHILE OBERON TEA BAGS ZACH AT THE SAME TIME. ESSIX AND THA MANTIS MAN REPEATILY BEAT OFF STEVO'S SKULL WITH LEAD FILLED DILDOS!!!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN JUMPS INTO THE RING, OPENS UP HIS BATH ROBE, AND STARTS JACKING OFF!!!!! DONALD IS LICKING HIS LIPS AND BOBBING HIS HEAD UP AND DOWN!!!!!! MANTIS MAN THEN PULLS A GIGANTIC DILDO OUT OF HIS UTILITY BELT (ATTATCHED TO HIS PINK THONG) AND IS ABOUT TO WRAP IT AROUND STEVO'S ANKLE WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) RUN INTO THE RING!!!! ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS BRANDON DILDO GRABS OBERON'S DICK AND LIFTS HIM UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS IN A REVERSE FIREMAN'S CARRY!!! JOE "DILDO" EDINGER THEN APPLIES A crouching ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE ON ESSIX (SOUNDS LIKE BUTT SEX). ZACH THEN ATTEMPTS TO JAB THA MANTIS MAN WITH A DIRTY SYRINGE BUT DONALD DE CECCO PULLS MANTIS OUT OF RING. DONALD AND THA MANTIS MAN THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE!!!!!! STEVEN TRIES TO RUN AFTER THEM BUT ACCIDENTILY TRIPS OVER DRUSS THE WUSS . STEVEN THEN TAKES OUT HIS FRUSTRATION ON DRUSS THE WUSS BY GIVING DRUSS A BUTT SLAM. STEVEN THEN PUTS A FINGER CONDOM ON AND LOCKS DRUSS IN THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DRUSS SCREAMS IN PAIN AND TAPS OUT, THUS ENDING THE MATCH!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN PULLS A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND PLACES IT BY DRUSS THE WUSSES HEAD. STEVEN DE CECCO THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND ORDERS DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DRUSS BARELY FINISHES PAINTING HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN BEFORE HE PASSES OUT FROM BEING IN THE ANAL LOCK FOR TOO LONG, STEVEN THEN YELLS mmmmaaaannnntttiiisss!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS STEVEN YELLS OUT "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""" BE SURE TO ORDER BATTLE OF THE BULDGE!!!!! YOU CAN DO THIS BY GOING TO WWW.FEMINEM.COM. EVEN BETTER, COME SEE BATTLE OF THE BULDGE LIVE IN REMINGTON PARK!!!!!! ADMISSION IS $10. STEVEN DE CECCEO'S MOM WILL HAVE COOKIES. A FEW CELEBRITY STUFFED ANIMALS ARE RUMORED TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE. ALL ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND EXCEPT FOR SOCIAL WORKERS. 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| how did you get here: | my dad is gay |
| Name: | Druss dah Buttbanger |
| E-mail address: | kingdoms_united_2004@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Name: Brandon "Dildo" Anderson
E-mail address: brandondildo@hbw.com Homepage name: Homo Basement Wrestling Homepage URL: http://www.hbw.com Comments: My name is Brandon William Anderson. I am 23 years old and live in Calumet, Michigan. I share a birthday with George W. Bush. I used to date former HBW Champion Zach "the Sack Biter" Crider. I have been in Homo Basement Wrestling for just over 2 years. Last year I nearly defeated Steven De Cecco for the HBW Championship. I was all set to give Stevo the Brandonator. This move is performed by grabbing your opponents dick and lifting him up over your shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry at the same time. Steven De Cecco was able to counter the Brandonator into his world famous Butt Slam. He then locked me into his Anal Lock Submission and I had no choice, I had to submit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Steven De Cecco E-mail address: fallguy81@hotmail.com Homepage name: feminem.com Comments: I hate clowns! I will Butt Slam the ever living fuck out of Violent J and lock Shaggy 2 Dope in my patented (100% patented by Stevo) Anal Lock Submission!!! If you don face paint I (Steven) will find you! Oh yes, I will rip your anal cavity and make you submit! I am 184 lbs. of pure muscel!!! Woooo! I will give any and all clowns a vicious cock breaker!!! I will walk on the beach with all of your fathers...... |
| how did you get here: | i'm gay |
| Name: | MASTER STEVEN |
| E-mail address: | WWW.FUCKICP.FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Homepage URL: | http://WWW.DJJAKEMUSTDIE.BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Comments: | THIS IS NOT FAIR! THIS IS DEFINITLEY NOT FAIR! FUCK YOU DJ JAKE! FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND DEFINITLEY FUCK YOUR SAGGY MOTHER IN THEIR DEF ASSES!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT COME BACK!!! THE BRAVE WARRIOR WHO IS I, MASTER STEVEN, HAVE ALREADY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE WINNER!! I WIN %100 OF THE TIME!!
PLAYER X AND I DEVISED A WAY TO BRING YOU DOWN AND IT WORKED! PLAYER X SLEPT IN A SLEEPING BAG IN MY BEDROOM AND WE CAME UP WITH A WAY TO DEFEAT YOU IN THE DARK!!!!!!!!!!!OH YES, PLAYER X IS MY ACE!!!! YOU ALL BETTER SHUT DOWN THAT SITE OF YOURS. OBERON, PAUL, JAKE, YOU WILL DIE AGAIN!!! i ALREADY PUT OBERON IN THE HOSPITAL ONCE WITH AN AXE KICK. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CRIED FOR MERCY AFTER I 100% AXE KICKED HIS FAGGOT JUGGAHO ASSHOLE!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! SEALED WERD |
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| Name: | M.S.D. |
| E-mail address: | killtoot@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.djjake.com |
| Comments: | Is this a real e-mail address? I heard that "Master" Steven De Cecco does in fact still function. In fact he has competed in 4 Homo Basement Wrestling matches in the last 15 months. His only loss occured last Febuary via disqualification against Robert "the Homo Hawk" Hockings. He managed to trap Rob in his patented Anal Lock Submission but was DQ'd as he refused to release the hold after Bobby verbally submitted. Four weeks ago Steven "the Master of Bation" defeated "the Sexual Homo" Marc Jacobson. Jacobson had De Cecco in a Full Nelson and was starting to dry hump at the same time when somehow Steven managed to grapevine Marc's leg, do some some kind of weird tumble, and lock in the (dreaded, definitley 100% dreaded by all HBW wrestlers) Anal Lock Submission. "the Sexual Homo" would not submit so Steven delivered a savage ass punch to Mr. Jacobson. This was followed by not one but two Butt Slams. As Marc was unable to continue Steven was awarded the victory by TKO. This puts Steven in line for a shot at the HBW Championship which is held by Steven's father Donald. Will Steven win the HBW title for the 3rd time? Go to hbw.com/remingtonpark and order the grand daddy of all gay per views: WRECTALMANIA to be a 100% pure witness. OH YES, YOU MUST DEFINITLEY ORDER WRECTALMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR IF YOU DO NOT I, I MEAN "MASTER" STEVEN DE CECCO WILL PERSONALLY COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND FORCE YOU TO SUBMIT WITH THE ANAL LOCK (100% PATTENED BY ME, I MEAN STEVEN) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Name: | John Pelto |
| E-mail address: | peltomania@yahoo.com |
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| Comments: | I love the hbw organizarion. Steven De Cecco is my hero. But like all heros there comes a time when they must bow to the new master. I will soon be the new king of the hbw. Master Steven's will be unable to use his infamous Butt Slam finishing move because he will have no answer for my "Muy Guy" Clinch. |
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| Name: | Master Steven DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | killtoot@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | BARAGA BOB!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME BOY? YOU SAY I MADE YOU SUBMIT IN A HOMOSEXUAL WAY? I DO NOT DO GROSS HOMO STUFF. OH NO, I DEFINITLEY DO NOT DO GROSS HOMO STUFF. COME TO REMINGTON PARK IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO AND I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I DO NOT (NEVER DID)DO GROSS HOMO STUFF!!!!!!!! I LIKE THE LADIES. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, MASTER STEVEN 100% LIKES THE LADIES. I ENJOY DRINKING LABATT BLUE AND EATING CRAB CAKES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL WALK ON THE BEACH WITH BARAGA BOB'S MOTHER. OH YES I WILL DEFINITLEY WALK ON THE BEACH WITH BARAGA BOB'S MOTHER. NOTE TO READERS: STEVEN DECECCO WILL 100% WALK ON THE BEACH WITH BARAGA BOB'S MOTHER!!!!!!
BARAGA BOB BEWARE: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STEVEN WILL WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WALK 65 KILOMETERS THROUGH THE SNOW JUST LIKE FATHER BARAGA. OH YES, THIS WILL DEFINITLEY HAPPEN. THIS WILL DEFINITLEY HAPPEN. ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. 100% ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | SEALED WERD |
| Name: | Jennifer Caulfield |
| E-mail address: | sippindaisies@hib.com |
| Comments: | What the hell is wrong with you people?
My nine year old went to this web page due to a fear of CLOWNS. Now he's asking me about Anal Submissions. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. You sick homosexuals are going to pay dearly. My son doesn't need to know what a Rim Job is. |
| how did you get here: | god knows |
| Name: | Yolando Tyse |
| E-mail address: | ydawg@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Jake Lungren wears fucking clown shoes. I will kick his ass then poop on his chest!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Jerry Kraus |
| E-mail address: | dreamer187@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.ufl.org |
| Comments: | Steven De Cecco has nude photos of himself online. He is making grown men submit in these photos. This is awful. |
| Name: | Jake Lundgren |
| Comments: | Your going to call the Police, if only you knew who you were talking too, the irony!
Lighten up have a sense of humor, it's sick that's why its funny, it's a goddamn work of fiction, what's your deal? |
| how did you get here: | Bryan Ohio |
| Name: | Jerry Krauss |
| E-mail address: | dreamer187@gmail.com |
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| Comments: | you guys are all sick fags. Get a life or I'm calling the police. |
| Name: | John Braun |
| E-mail address: | hearshapedbox@gmail.com |
| Comments: | GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!! I heard that Mr. De Cecco, the all time HBW master, has actually disclocated peoples fingers who attempted anal submissions!!!!
What Steven De Cecco does is flexes his colonol ridge with such force that the anal wall actualy becomes a dangerouse vice, not a place you want to put your fingers. This isnt a joke, I know it sounds stupid but the recal muscles are something that Steven has really honed in on, he starts with by flexing the glutes and abdomen, then he works in towards the Colonol Ridge, the sphyncter can actually dislocate fingers in the anal submission once you learn to hone in on these muscles and their potential, one man new this (I will leave his name anonymous) he was caught before a match with De Cecco, what was he caught doing? He had designed a clear fiberglass carbon nuckel support brace to to avoid finger disclocation during anal submissions, he was forced to take off the support before the fight, though he didnt get his knuckle dislocated but came close he said. You know guys are always ou there even in Homo Basement Wrestling trying to find a way to take the easy route, being sneeky and deceptive will only bring failure, trickery will get you nohwere, expecially in HBW, there is no compensation for hard training, a good conditioning regimin and sparring. Take it from me, I've been watching HBW since most of you guys were just a drip down your fathers leg, I know the ropes, I've even couched North of the Border. Just my 2 cents, keep it real, keep it honest, that is the only way to respect HBW,REMEMBER!!!! no supplement can replace hard work. John Braun. |
| how did you get here: | Brookfiel, WI |
| Name: | John Braun |
| E-mail address: | hearshapedbox@gmail.com |
| Comments: | GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!! I heard that Mr. De Cecco, the all time HBW master, has actually disclocated peoples fingers who attempted anal submissions!!!!
What Steven De Cecco does is flexes his colonol ridge with such force that the anal wall actualy becomes a dangerouse vice, not a place you want to put your fingers. This isnt a joke, I know it sounds stupid but the recal muscles are something that Steven has really honed in on, he starts with by flexing the glutes and abdomen, then he works in towards the Colonol Ridge, the sphyncter can actually dislocate fingers in the anal submission once you learn to hone in on these muscles and their potential, one man new this (I will leave his name anonymous) he was caught before a match with De Cecco, what was he caught doing? He had designed a clear fiberglass carbon nuckel support brace to to avoid finger disclocation during anal submissions, he was forced to take off the support before the fight, though he didnt get his knuckle dislocated but came close he said. You know guys are always ou there even in Homo Basement Wrestling trying to find a way to take the easy route, being sneeky and deceptive will only bring failure, trickery will get you nohwere, expecially in HBW, there is no compensation for hard training, a good conditioning regimin and sparring. Take it from me, I've been watching HBW since most of you guys were just a drip down your fathers leg, I know the ropes, I've even couched North of the Border. Just my 2 cents, keep it real, keep it honest, that is the only way to respect HBW,REMEMBER!!!! no supplement can replace hard work. John Braun. |
| how did you get here: | Brookfiel, WI |
| Name: | John Braun |
| E-mail address: | hearshapedbox@gmail.com |
| Comments: | Well, I really enjoyed the below report on the match of Baraga Bob and Steven Dececco, Steven is a superior homo basement wrestler, always will be in my humble opinion.
There is a new guy though, I have been checking out, he goes by the name of Slick Willied Sam, I am sure great things will come of this guy, in his original debute his name was Sideshow Sam, but he changed it as his fighting improved and he developed a special lubricant to help void off cock lock submissions, hence the name "Slick Willy" This guy is out there, he's training and big things will come of him, watch out STEVEN!!! He's a little bit wirey but man this guy is like Houdini with most your standard lock submissions. |
| how did you get here: | Brookfiel, WI |
| Name: | Jamie Thomas |
| E-mail address: | hbw@fudgemule.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.homobasementwrestlig |
| Comments: | Remington Park-
Yes folks, yet another resident of Michigan's Upper Pennisula thinks he can try his hand as an Ultimate Homo Basement Wrestler. Baraga Bob (906)353-8??9 flew in from the Houghton County Airport to Toronto early this morning. He was picked up by Steven's dad and brought to his basement for an audition. A "dark" match was held between "The Master of Bation" Steven De Cecco and Baraga Bob. A dark match in the HBW is simply a match with the basement lights off. A night vision camera was set up to record the affair. Baraga Bob punched Steven in the head with his snow mobile gloves and knocked Steven down. Bob then punched the ring post as hard as could and broke it. Baraga Bob then squinted and said "I'm Batman." Bob then flicked his lighter so he could see and advanced towards the basement steps. Bob walked to the top of the steps and turned the lights on. Steven De Cecco leap frogged to his feet and tried to charge after Bob but Bob jumped off the basement steps and missle drop kicked Steven square in the jimmy. Steven fell to the mat in pure agony. Bob started flexing his huge mucsels andlocked Master Steven in a Calf Grasp Cock Lock. Just when all thought Steven was going to submit Steven "Steved up". Oh yes, Steven De Cecco 100% Steved up. He started dry humping the wrestling mat while still locked into the Calf Grasp Cock Lock (CGCL). Steven the used his superior grappling skills and counteracted the calf grasping cock lock into THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION!!! Steven then yelled out "WOOOOOOO!!!!!" while holding onto the Anal Lock Submission. Baraga Bob tried to make his way to the ropes in hopes that the referee would break the hold but soon realized that it was no use. Bob raised his right hand andand let it hang there in the air as if he was undecided about something. About seven seconds later Baraga Bob tapped the mat thus ending the match. Steven yells "WOOOOOO!!!!" again. All 12 of Steven's little brothers and sister in the audience are chanting "BUTT SLAM BUTT SLAM, Butt slam......" will Master Steven add insult to injury and pick up the defated Baraga Bob off of the homo basement wrestling mat and Butt Slam him? The answer, much to the crowd's dissappointment, in no. Steven picks Baraga Bob off of the ground shakes his hand, hugs him, and rubs his butt cheeks at the same time. Steven the raises Bob's hand in the air as Bob put a pinch of Cherry Skoal in his lip. Master Steven De Cecco is pure class and is the embodiment of Homo Basement Wrestling. We will definitley be seeing more of Baraga Bob in the HBW. Definitley! |
| how did you get here: | no clowns in this post |
| Name: | Murderous Joe |
| E-mail address: | get_laid23666@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.spermwhaler.com |
| Comments: | Hey there sexy. Guess What. That's right baby.MMM-Hmm! I'm uh-making my HBW debut at non other than WRECTALMANIA. Oh yeah. I be the one with the nine year old (semi-vintage) ICP shirt. MMM-Hmmm!
This Thursday on HBW Packdown I'll be tryin' to cornhole my mate Howlin' Wolf'into submission so thats I may have a later entry into the annual 8-MAN BUTTHOLE ROYALE that takes place only at WRECTALMANIA!!!! That's right sweet babies. |
| how did you get here: | Eric See showed me (906) 370-2025 |
| Name: | HomoBasementWrestling |
| E-mail address: | me@djjake.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.djjake.com |
| Comments: | The HBW is back in business. Spring is definitely here and that can signify only thing. Oh yes, that can signify only one thing indeed. WRECTALMANIA- the upcoming HBW Gay Per View is definitely (100%) gonna be running wild on you.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The main event has 100% been set. Only an act of god can (will) stop this match from taking place. The HBW Championship is up for grabs as Champion (also Steven's dad) DONALD DE CECCO defends his title against 2 time former champion Steven "the Master of Bation" De Cecco!!!!!!!!! More matches TBA. Definitley more matches to come. |
| how did you get here: | WRECTALMANIA |
| Name: | Steven |
| E-mail address: | www.wwf.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.gop.org |
| Comments: | Check out Steven's new movie entitled Half a Fag!!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | poop |
| Name: | Stuffin the cock yo |
| Comments: | Steven Decco loves clowns and cocks. its true, its true. |
| Name: | Tiffany |
| E-mail address: | whurst@centurytel.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.google.com |
| Comments: | i hate clowns they suck!! |
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| Name: | Jay |
| E-mail address: | jayandzackbffl@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Y sho |
| Name: | SRG |
| Comments: | Man, where the fuck be Master Steven DeCecco hidin' at? I says it befo' and I says it again: Steven DeCecco is the Original OG Clown Killa!
Dude. Carnivals won't even set up anywhere nears Remington Park dog. You know why? Respect. Well, fear too; carnivals fear what they can never understand, what they can never know. In other words: Steven DeCecco! |
| Name: | Josh |
| Comments: | At TWDforums.com, I found out it was Player-X who killed Feminem.com by exposing the truth about Echolette through screen shots of the e-mail convo that took place between them. True story. Look in the Backstage Brawl section. |
| Name: | too scared to put his real name |
| Comments: | It was I who wrote most of that HBW shit about Steven DeCecco.I looked up "Oberon" i some junior dictionary and it means "king of the faries". I shit you not. Sorry about messing with you Mr. DeCecco, for a time I was just bored. Plus, you're pretty fucking funny when ou get all pissed off. You ever think about becoming a street performer? |
| how did you get here: | always been, oh yes |
| Name: | Josh |
| Comments: | Feminem.com isn't even alive anymore. I believe the Eminem fans won that war. Either that or someone had brought that site down to his knees. Either way we won. |
| Name: | Steven |
| E-mail address: | qrs@vassar.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Master Steven Decco
Filmography Forced to Submit (1999) the GAyTRIX (2001) Gay Boys Don't Cry (2002) Manhole (2004) Bill and Ted's Homosexual Advenure (2005) Return of the Homosexual Jedi (2005) King Dong (2006) |
| how did you get here: | i luv films |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| Comments: | Do you remember when I schooled Murderous Joe? I schooled him so bad, SCHOOLED!!!! I renamed him, TURDEROUS HO! Murderous Joe = Turderous Ho!!!!!!!! MURDEROUS JOE = TURDEROUS HO!!!!!! You are pretty damn gay, Turderous Ho, real gay. 100% really gay, 100% homo, HOMOSEXUAL!!!
I FULLY support the Wesboro Baptist Church. GOD HATS FAGS LIKE YOU TURDEROUS HO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna wrestle you so damn hard i'll squeeze your puny head right off!!! RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!!!!! you hear me Tuderous??? DO YOU HEAR ME???? I said do you hear me? I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!??? Do you 100% hear me, Turderous Ho?? I SAID DO YOU HEAR ME????????????? I would knife you from neck to nuts if you ever spoke to me in anything other than respectfull and reverent/fearfull tones. You'd better speak to me with RESPECT boy. Steve DeCecco commands respect, utmost respect and resectfullness, respect and respectfulness, proper respect, fear/respect and respected, respected and feared. YOU DO FEAR ME TURDEROUS HO, I know you fear me. Conclusion: I know you fear me Turderous Ho (Murderous Joe from the gay feminem.com forums which Steve DeCecco bravely blasted off the internet) Ever Forward Steve DeCecco Master of 19 different martial arts and well known in the wrestling world |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| Comments: | That was Oberon The Dragon (Omoron the Fagon) who wrote all that bullshit HBW shit, that was definately Oberon The Dragon (Omoron the Fagon) who wrote all that bullshit HBW shit, oh I definately 100% know for a 100% FACT that Oberon The Dragon (Omoron the Fagon) wrote all that bullshit HBW shit, yes, yes it was Omoron, definately Omoron the Fagon.
Oh yes it was the Bruce Lee disgracer himself who wrote all that HBW shit aout me, that I know Omoron has done it is 100% certain, 100000% CERTAIN!!!!!!!! Omoron disgraces Bruce Lee by using his name, DISGRACES!!!! Steve DeCecco honours Bruce Lee being a MASTER OF JEET KUNE DO AND A SENSEI OF THE SEVEN STAR PRAYING MANTIS KUNG FU KWOON! OMORON (OBERON) DISGRACES BRUCE LEE BY PRETENDING TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JEET KUNE DO!!!! OBERON (OMORON) DISGRACES AND STEVE DECECCO HONOURS. STEVE DECECCO HONOURS AND OMORON (OBERON) DISGRACES. I SHOULD SMACK OBERON (OMORON) FOR THAT. STEVE DECECCO SHOULD SMACK OBERON FOR THAT. STEVEN WOULD AXE KICK OBERONS FACE!!! STEVEN WOULD AXE KICK OBERONS STUPID FACE!!! STEVEN WOULD AXE KICK OBERONS PIMPLY UGLY GREASY FACE!! STEVEN WOULD AXE KICK OBERON SO HARD HE'S CURE OBERONS LISP!! (IF YOU'VE HEARD OBERONS MP3'S, GAY MP3S DISSING SLIM SHADY. DISSING SLIM SHADY REAL BAD, REALLY BADLY DISSING, DISSING REALLY REALLY BADLY, THEN YOU HAVE HEARD OBERONS GAY LISP! LOL! OBERON THE LISPER!! LOL! OBERON THE LISPER! LOL I AM PURE WITTINESS. STEVE DECECCO IS PURE WITTINESS AND WITFULLNESS. WITTINESS AND WITFULLNESS. STEVEN IS WITFULL, OBERON IS SHITFULL! TO SAY THAT OBERON IS FULL OF SHIT, THAT IS TO SAY OBERON (OMORON) IS FULL OF SHIT! DID I SAY OBERON IS FULL OF SHIT????! YES I DID SAY OBERON (OMORON) IS FULL OF SHIT!!! HE KNOWS NOTHING, 100% NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY 100% KNOTHING ABOUT JEET KUNE DO!! NOTHING AND NOTHINGNESS. SEE VIDEO ON YOU TUBE OF STEVEN DECECCO BEATING OBERON DOWN AT THE AIRPORT. OBERON CHALLENEGED STEVEN TO A FIGHT, HOW OBERON EVEN HAD THE BALLS TO CHALLENGE STEVO, I DON'T KNOW??? TO SAY I DON'T KNOW?? WHO KNOW, HOW KNOWS? KNOWS???????? STEVEN BEAT OBERON DOWN SO BADLY, PUT THAT BITCH IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!!!!!!!1 FACT: OBERON WAS BEATEN DOWN BADLY AT THE AIRPORT BY STEVEN DECECCO. A STEVO3161 QUOTE: STEVEN AXE KICKED THAT BITCHES (OBERON) FACE INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBERON = HUMILIATED AND BEATEN DOWN BY STEVE DECECCO. TO PEOPLE: NEVER EVER MESS WITH STEVEN DECECCO!!! NEVER EVER EVER NEVER MESS WITH STEVEN DECECCO, STEVEN WAS VOTED HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA!!! STEVE DECECCO: VOTED HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA!! COME TO REMINGTON PARK IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE AWSOME FORCE OF NATURE THAT IS STEVEN DECECCO! I AM ALSO WELL KNOWN AND FEARED IN THE WRESTLING WORLD, THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY, STEVEN DECECCO IS A WELL FEARED AND RESPECTED NAME IN THE WRESTLING WORLD. (NOT HBW!!!) EVER FORWARD, MASTER STEVE DECECCO MASTER OF 16 DIFFERENT MARTIAL ARTS |
| Name: | The REAL Steve DeCecco |
| Comments: | TO PEOPLE: Look you fucking idiots, you fucking stupid idiots and idiots, all you idiots and internet idiots and idiots of the internet and internet idiots you all better just stop right now with Stevo dissin, oh there will be no more Steven dissin, definately no more, not more, definately not more and no more, NO MORE! I will find each and every one of you, each and every one, everyone of you and each of you, I SAY EVERYONE AND EVERYONE AND EACH OF YOU AND EVERYONE OF EACH OF YOU! sTEVEN WILL KNIFE YOU AND HE WILL KNIFE YOU DAMN HARD! Steven will give you the hardest knifing you ever had!!!!!! STEVEN WILL KNIFE YOU FROM NECK TO NUTS!
FROM NECK TO NUTS!!!! YOU HEAR THAT TWINK? YOU HEAR ME TWINK BOY??? YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HONESTLY DISS STEVEN DECECCO? I AM THE HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA!!! DEFINATELY THE HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA, OH I AM THE HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA, VOTED HARDEST MAN!!! VOTED HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA!!!! DO YOU HEAR THAT TWINK????????? DO YOU FUCKIN HEAR THAT TWINK BOY??????????????????????? YOU FUCKIN HEAR ME TWINK???? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUCKET OF SMASHED ASSHOLES!!!!!!!1 A BUCKET OF SMASHED FUCKIN ASSHOLES!! YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA, THE ABSOLUTE FUCKIN HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA, PEOPLE FUCKIN FEAR ME IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA, PEOPLE RUN WHEN THEY SEE, WHEN THEY STEVEN WALK DOWN THE STREET, PEOPLE STEP ASIDE, PEOPLE STEP ASIDE BECAUSE, BECAUSE THEY KNOW A TRUE MASTER OF THE MARTIAL ARTS AND WRESTLING IS WALKING BY, A TRUE MASTER, I AM NOW A MASTER OF 17 DIFFERENT MARTIAL ARTS, A MASTER, DO YOU HEAR ME TWINK FUCKER???? DO YOU HEAR ME?? DO YOU REMEMBER THE FEMINEM.COM WARS? THE FEMINEM.COM WARS WHERE ONE STEVEN DECECCO BRAVELY TOOK DOWN THE FEMINEM.COM FORUMS?? ONE WARRIOR CALLED STEVEN DECECCO TOOK DOWN THAT SHIT FORUM, THAT FORUM OF SHIT!! LOL! THAT FORUM OF SHITNESS! THAT FORUM OF GAYS! THE GAYEST FORUM! OH I AM PURE WITTINESS, PURE WITTINESS AND WITFULLNESS! WELL YOU REMEMBER HOW I MET OBERON AND BEAT HIM SO BADLY? DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I SMASHED OBERON IN UNARMED COMBAT? HOW I MET HIM AT THE TEXACARNA AIRPORT AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HIM? HIS JEET KUNE DO WAS WEAK AND STEVEN SCHOOLED HIM IN PROPER JEET KUNE DO, STEVEN IS A MASTER OF JEET KUNE DO AND OBERON DIDN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT JEET KUNE DO! NOT ONE THING!!!! PUT OBERON IN A FUCKIN WHEELCHAIR!!! OBERON IS IN A WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE HE DARED MESS WITH SENSEI STEVEN DECECCO! WITH SIFU STEVEN DECECCO! WITH THE MASTER OF 17 DIFFERENT MARTIAL ARTS AND VERY WELL KNOW IN THE WRESTLING WORLD STEVEN DECECCO! YOU HEARD IT HEAR PEOPLE! YOU HEARD IT STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH! LOL! STEVEN BEAT OBERON DOWN SO BADLY, SO DAMN BAD, LOL, OBERON WONT BE DANCING FOR A LONG TIME! THEREL BE NO DANCING FOR OBERON NOW, PUT THAT FUCKER IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EVER FORWARD, MASTER STEVE DECECCO SENSEI OF THE SEVEN STAR PRAYING MANTIS KUNG FU KWOON IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA MASTER OF 17 OTHER MARTIAL ARTS WELL KNOWN AND FEARED IN THE WRESTLING WORLD HARDEST MAN IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA |
| Name: | HBW ROSTER |
| E-mail address: | coppervein@pasty.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Here is breakdown of Homo Basement Wrestling Superstars along with their finishing moves.
Superstar Finishing move(s) --------------------------------------- "Master" Butt Slam, Steven De Cecco Anal Lock Submission Donald De Cecco Rim Press off the (Steven's Dad) Top Turnbuckle, Figure Foreskin Cock Lock Tha Mantisman Dildo around the Ankle Lock Zach "The Sack Biter" "Blood Balls" Crider Druss the Wuss Reverse Naked Bear Hug Essix Modified Dirty Sanchez Oberon Sweet Nuts on your (Essix's life Chin Music partner) Brandon Dildo The Brandonator Joe Oral "Dildo" Triangle Edinger Choke Yucca rubs his fingers Killer asshole and nutsack and then jams them up your nose Player X Anal Bead Brass Knuckle Punch Paul Toot He grabs your dick while your on your back and pulls it back just like the camel clutch The Fake Steven De Cecco Butt Plex (Stevo) |
| how did you get here: | WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Essix |
| E-mail address: | me@feminem.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Now I just gosta tell you all that I am the most intelligent clown around. I made Eminem disappear. I always win my battles over the likes of the superficial. My life parter Oberon and I are going to rule te HBW and reign supreme as Booner Tag Team Champions. |
| Name: | Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxie |
| E-mail address: | Maxxxxxxxie@septictankology.com |
| Comments: | I'm TERRIFIED of CLOWNS ...I see them everywhere.
They show me no respect. The only thing I hate more than CLOWNS is VACUUM CLEANERS !!! |
| how did you get here: | I surfed, I'm an accomplished surfer. |
| Name: | Cathy |
| E-mail address: | CathyP78@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://CathyP78@aol.com |
| Comments: | Hey all of you that are afraid of clowns. I do not like the killer looking ones or the ones with the huge mouths. I AM a clown. I look more like a princess clown. I have a little flower for a nose, I have long purple hair with large curls, I have sparkles on my cheeks and SMALL mouth ( just red on my lower lip). MOST clowns are out there to put a smile on people, not to play tricks. Well...I am a Christian clown and therefore, my job isn't to play tricks on people, but to put a smile on their faces. I go to nursing homes. You wouldn't believe the joy I see in these people when they see me. Some cry. I think it all depends on what kind of clown you are. I have helped a lot of people, adults and the young to overcome their fear. I do face paintings and make balloon animals. It is so fun and what a blessing it brings to me to spread love and smiles to others. .... I hope all of you don't hate all clowns!!! |
| how did you get here: | from a friend |
| Name: | john |
| E-mail address: | shangrilajuggalo420@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | my name is john and im a juggalo from illinois. i been ajuggalo for 10 years and i will always have juggalo family. |
| Name: | Gillette |
| E-mail address: | mgillette227@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I love the jokes about clowns. Those dorks that hate on clownphobiacs are obviously clowns, don't be tricked by their tomfoolery. And why are they so angry, they should be funny, not evil. Keep fighting the good fight! |
| how did you get here: |
| Name: | Nick j |
| E-mail address: | 132 minty woods |
| Comments: | i hate pennywiser |
| Name: | Druss |
| E-mail address: | uoregmas94@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I just got chatting with Essix abut his unusually small penis. He says his joint is so tiny because he sits on the couch all day, snorts cocaine,puts a frozen hot dog up his butt, and clips cloaths-pins to his balls. He says his dick is all wrinkly, red, and dried up. He also remarks that his balls are the size of raisins. He says he loves snorting coke and thinking about Oberon ramming him. |
| Name: | Druss |
| E-mail address: | uoregmas94@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I have just received a sick ass video stream. It depicts Yucca Killer, Oberon the Dragon, and Essix in a white room. They are all butt naked except for the clown makeup on their faces. Yucca and Oberon have Essix tied up and are taking turns gang banging him. Essix has sweat pouring down his face and has a big smile on his face. Essix's penis appears to be no longer than an inch and a half and a half inch wide. Oberon an Yucca have mad-fudge on their joints! I think I'm gonna be sick. E-mail me and I'll sell you the video. |
| Name: | Master Steven |
| Comments: | How dare you write lies about me Druss! All bullshit lies you write. Definitley all bullshit lies.
You say I applied an Anal Lock submission on you! You wish that I would do sick homo stuff to you. All you write about is me doing sick homo stuff to you. You definitley like writing about sick homo stuff. If you write about me again I'll beat you down. You hear me boy! All you'll see is 180lb. of pure muscel beating you down. Tell all of your homo freinds at www.feminem.com that this was(is) never over. It will never be over! Eminem is still popular. This will never (never was) over. Every forward, Master Steven |
| how did you get here: | just surfed in |
| Name: | Mnemony |
| E-mail address: | Mnemony@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/casino642com/free-online-slots.htm |
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| Name: | Stephanie |
| E-mail address: | stephany_jasmine@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hi. there I signed it!! |
| how did you get here: | Internet!!!! |
| Name: | Jesse |
| E-mail address: | jesse_lipsmeyer_91@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Wow im so scared of clowns. If I am ever within a fiew feet of one I freak out. Loved the site. Loved the jokes. |
| how did you get here: | friend |
| Name: | Druss |
| Comments: | Player X defeated me and the entire Feminem.com army. He is too good. :( |
| Name: | MUGE |
| E-mail address: | lotus1985tr@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I am sick of clowns they remind me death but at the same time ý am very sorry for them they look suffered is this a illness i can cry if i can stare of the photo of a clown, ý think it is or i dont know i have many fears already. |
| Name: | muge |
| E-mail address: | lotus1985tr@yahoo.com |
| Name: | HBW |
| E-mail address: | trythisathome@hbw.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hbw.com/moves |
| Comments: | How to perform a (German) Butt Plex
1. Pull down opponents underwear 2. Stick wang in his butt 3. grab opponent around the waist and pull him in closer 4. whilst thy penis is still in opponents butt, flip him backwards until he lands on his head 5. continue to roll through this move while keeping you dick in his ass; opponent will be unable to use the bathroom for a few days after 6. say something cool and repeat yourself over and over and over |
| how did you get here: | woooo |
| Name: | HBW |
| E-mail address: | trythisathome@hbw.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hbw.org.com/moves |
| Comments: | How to perform the Anal lock Submission:
1. Subdue your opponent with a high impact move like the Butt Slam. 2. After Butt Slamming your opponent, take the time to yell "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" as loud as you possibly can. This will fire up the audience. 3. Put on a rubber glove or finger condom on your dominant hand. 4. Jam your whole thumb into your opponents ass and grab opponents butt cheek with your remaining fingers. 5. Squeeze as hard as you possily can. Tell your opponent to "Give Up!" 6. YOUr opponent will either be forced to submit or pass out from the pain of this move. |
| how did you get here: | wooooo |
| Name: | HBW |
| E-mail address: | trythisathome@hbw.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hbw.com/moves |
| Comments: | How to perform the BUTT SLAM!
1. Pull down your opponents pants, spin him around, then stick him quickly (quick) in the butt. 2.While your penis is in his butt, hook your oponent in a full nelson at the same time. 3. While still holding on to the full nelson, yank your opponents upper body towards and use your weight to slam him down onto the mat. Make sure your penis is still in his butt. Your opponent should be puking up his liver by this time. - you can also perform this move off the top turnbuckle; called SUPER BUTT SLAM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! |
| how did you get here: | woooo! |
| Name: | Oberon the Dragon |
| E-mail address: | enterthe_dragon@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | It's hard to be a homosexual clown. I tells you, a homo clown has to be hiding their orientation well. I was working Joe Krainatz's birthday party with my husband Essix the other day..... Right beore the party was going to start I thought it would be a good idea for Essix to suck my dick. Essix makes me mad horny when he dons the clown makeup! I was feeling a bit tense. So I grabbe Essix by his skinny, girlish hand and led him into Joe Krainatz's bathroom. I said to Essix " bITCH, START SUKIN!"
Essix did what he was told. Essix was doing a mighty fine job at sucking my dick when all the sudden Joe Krainatz's 6 year old nephew whips open the bathroom door and catches Essix bobbing on my knob. Essix's eyes were trained on the little kid but my penis was still in his mouth. The little kid fist said "EW, Gross!" Then the little twerp put both of his hands on top of his hair. Then the kid started to scream and started to run away. I pulled my dick out of Essix's mouth and set out after the little fucker. I seen the kid running toward the door which lead to the back yard were the birthday party was set to take place. I knew I couldn't catch the kid before he got outside so I reached into my shoe and pulled out my favorite ball gag. I swung the ball gag around high above my head and then threw it at the little kids legs. the ball part of the gag hit the little kid in the back of the leg and he fell down crying. I immediatley ran over to the kid and explained that earlier I hurt my pee-pee and my best friend Essix was just kissing my booboo to make it all better. I offered to kiss the booboo on the back of the kids leg. The kid refused. I said that only little kids tell their parents about people kissing other people's booboos. I asked the kid if "he was a little kid or a big kid?" TH kid said he he as a big kid......................... I tells you man, the life of a homo clown sure ain't easy! MHCL Much Homo Clown Luv Oberon the Dragon |
| how did you get here: | HBW |
| Name: | MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO |
| Comments: | MORE REASONONS WHY MASTER STEVEN (ME) WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO ANY OR ALL FAGGOT CLOWN ICP MAGGOT TURDS!
1. MY FATHER TRAINED ME FROM AGE 7 TO HOLD MY OWN AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE ME. PEOPLE WHOM I'VE HELD MY OWN AGAINST 100% NOT LIKE ME (MASTER STEVEN),NEVER, DEFINTILEY NEVER LIKE THE MATURE, WELL ADJUSTED YOUNG MAN THAT I'VE BECOME (BECAME). 2. I CAN COUNTER ACT ANY STRIKE, KICK, OR HOLD THAT COULD (CAN) BE UNLEASHED BY A FAGGOT CLOWN, I MEAN ANY MOVE.ANY MOVE! 100% OF ALL FAGGOT CLOWN MOVES OR MAGGOT TURD ICP MOVES. I WILL TAKE ANY, ALL, OR A FEW FAGGOT CLOWNS AND GIVE THEM A WEDGIE WITH THEIR OWN CLOWN PANTS! 3. I LAUGH AT CLOWNS! HAH! ANY OR ALL OR JUST A FEW FAGGOT CLOWNS I LAUGH AT! I (STEVEN) DO NOT SUBMIT TO CLOWNS! I LAUGH AT CLOWNS! HAH! 4. I AM 184 LBS. OF PURE, ROCK HARD CANADIAN MUSCEL! I AM A HARD CANUCK! I AM ROCK HARD! DEFINITLEY ROCK HARD! YOU COULD BOUNCE A DIME OFF MY ASS! YOU COULD EVEN BOUNCE TWO DIMES OFF MY (MASTER STEVEN) ASS! YOU COULD BOUNCE ONE OR TWO DIMES OFF MY ASS! PEOPLE WHO ARE (AM) AS POPULAR AND AS HARD AS ME (STEVEN) DO NOT SUBMIT! EVERLY FORWARD MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO |
| Name: | Master Steven De Cecco |
| E-mail address: | gonzo31625@mail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.tmnt.net |
| Comments: | Reasons why Steven never has (will) submit:
1. Steven does not submit. Steven will never never submit. Submission is not in Steven's nature. Steven will make (made) all faggot clowns submit. Steven makes any and all faggot clowns submit. Faggot clowns will have their maggot turd necks necks snapped! If faggot clowns do not sunmit to me Master Steven I will snap their necks! 2.Steven does the submitting, not the submission. Steven makes grown submit and does not do submission. 3. |
| Name: | Essix |
| E-mail address: | zachcrider@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I defeated Player X in a house show match in the De Cecco's basement. PX over swung on his finishing move (anal bead knuckle punch) and I capitilized and gave him a modified Dirty Sanchez. I made Player X taste his own poop before I knocked his gag reflex out of sync. |
| how did you get here: | fuk u |
| Name: | Essix |
| E-mail address: | back_door_monsterman@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminemcom |
| Comments: | I can hardly cotain my pulsating erection as I have found out that Steven and his dad Donald De Cecco are set to be released from. Prison. They were incacerated for operating a homo basement wrestling league without a permit. They got their permit which means that THE HBW IS BACK BABY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | I am an HBW athlete. |
| Name: | kagome |
| E-mail address: | ilovetommy2tones@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I hate clowns Brandon will protect me from the clowns they are going to get me any way the are after me i hate them they make me cry and run and hide |
| how did you get here: | i searched fear of clowns |
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| E-mail address: | a@hotmail.com |
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| Comments: | u bastards
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| Name: | Druss |
| E-mail address: | kingdoms_united_2004@yahoo.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Stevo, you suck. Get a life already. Faggot. |
| Name: | Steven De Cecco |
| E-mail address: | wooooo@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | HBW (Hittin' it) RAW DAWG TV TAPING RESULTS:
THE SHOW OPENS FROM REMINGTON PARK IN DONALD DE CECCO'S (FORMER HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPION) BASEMENT. HE TELLS THE AUDIENCE (MOSTLY HIS 24 YEAR OLD SON STEVEN'S STUFFED ANIMALS) THAT WHILE HE IS PISSED OFF HE IS NO LONGER HBW CHAMPION, HE ISN'T GOING TO DWELL ON THE PAST. "YOU SEE, I AM A 14 TIME HBW CHAMPION, I ENDED THE LEGENDARY Little DICKY WAGNER'S CAREER, I......................." THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED! ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) THE SONG "JITTERBUG" BY THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BAND 'WHAM' STARTED TO BLAIR OUT OF A BOOMBOX THAT WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT ON A TV TABLE. THAT COULD SIGNIFY ONLY ONE THING. THIS COULD SIGNIFY ONLY THING INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUESSED IT, ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) THE MASTER OF BATION, MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO CAME RUNNING DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS AND INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN WALKED UP TO HIS FATHER AND BEFORE GIVING HIM THE ONCE OVER, CROSSED HIS ARMS AND STARED HIM DOWN!!! BUT BEFORE STEVO COULD MAKE A MOVE DONALD FLINCHED AND SAID " YOU LAY A HAND ON ME AND I'M NOT TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM AFTER THE SHOW!" STEVEN BACKED OFF. DONALD THEN ASKED WHERE IN THE HELL STEVEN HAS BEEN ALL THESE MONTHS? STEVO THEN PULLED A DVD OUT OF HIS BIKERSHORTS AND SAID " I WAS IN VANCOUVER SHOOTING THIS HERE ADULT MOVIE." DONALD THEN PUTS ON HIS READING GLASSES AND SAYS "BILL AND TED'S HOMOSEXUAL ADVENTURE? SON, YOU'RE SHOOTING GAY PORNO MOVIES?" STEVO THEN SAYS "YEAH, SO?" DONALD THEN SAYS "WELL I THINK THAT'S GREAT......" THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED; THA MANTISMAN APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE AND SMACKED STEVEN WITH A LEAD FILLED DILDO (MANTIS' TRADEMARK). A FEW MORE BLOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD SENT STEVO CRASHING TO THE CANVAS. MANTIS MAN THEN WALKED OVER TO DONALD DE CECCO AND KISSED HIM HARD ON THE MOUTH. DONALD OPENED HIS BATH ROBE AND STARTED MASTURBATING. DONALD THEN TOLD MANTIS MAN TO "DO IT!!!!!" MANTIS MAN STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE RING YELLING LIKE AN INDIAN. DONALD BUSTED A NUT. THA MANTIS MAN THEN PULLED OUT A 3 FOOT DILDO FROM THE HOLSTER CONNECTED TO HIS PINK THONG. HE THEN WRAPPED THE GIGANTIC RUBBER DICK AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS STEVEN'S ANKLE! DONALD GRABBED STEVO'S LIMP WRIST AND MADE STEVO TAP THE MAT!!!!!!! DONALD THEN CLIMBED THE TURN BUCKLE AND GAVE HIS SON THE DREADED RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE WHILE THE MANTIS MAN CONTINUED TO CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION IN STEVEN'S ANKLE WITH THE DILDO!!!!!!!!!! LUCKILY TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO AND JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) AND PLAYER X HEARD THE COMMOTION FROM THE BACK YARD AND RAN DOWN THE BACK BASEMENT STEPS AND CHASED DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTISMAN OUT OF THE RING. DONALD AND MANTIS WALKED AWAY WITH THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER. THEY WERE SMILING AND OBVIOUSLY PLEASED WITH WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO STEVEN. WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW- VIEW: BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE DONALD DE CECCO'S BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN IS UP THERE APPLYING PEROXIDE ON THE TEETH MARKS THAT DONALD LEFT AROUND THE RIM OF HIS ASS! HE CAN BARELY BALANCE HIMSELF AS HIS ANKLE IS BLACK AND BLUE FROM FROM THA MANTISMAN'S ATTACK. STEVEN SAID THAT THE MANTISMAN IS THE REASON THAT HE AND HIS DAD HAVEN'T SPOKE TO EACHOTHER IN 3 MONTHS! STEVEN ACCUSED MANTIS MAN OF "STEALING" HIS DAD FROM HIM, BRAIN WASHING HIM AND LEADING HIM DOWN A PATH TO THE DARK SIDE. HE SAYS HE STILL SEES GOOD IN HIS FATHER HOWEVER. STEVEN THEN SAYS HE MADE A GAY PORNO LOOSELY BASED ON THIS IDEA. HE THEN PULLS A DVD OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE CAMERA. IT SAYS "RETURN OF THE HOMOSEXUAL JEDI". STEVEN THEN CHALLENGES THA MANTIS MAN TO A MATCH AT BATTLE OF THE BULGE. HE SAYS THAT IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH YOU HAVE TO PAINT THE LOSER'S FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN. HE SAID THAT HE VOWS TO MAKE THA MANTIS MAN TAP OUT, THEN HE WILL KNOCK HIM OUT AND TAKE OFF HIS MANTIS MASK AND THEN PAINT HIM UP LIKE A CLOWN. CUT TO COMMERCIAL----------- WE COME BACK WITH A NONTITLE MATCH BETWEEN HBW RECENTLY CROWNED HBW CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER AND DRUSS THE WUSS. BEFORE THE MATCH COULD COMMENCE ZACH SIGNALS TIME OUT WITH HANDS, KNEELS DOWN IN THE CORNER AND INJECTS HIMSELF WITH RITALIN. HE THEN SAYS "DUN NUN DA DAN NAH! AND THE THE MATCH BEGINS. ZACH TAKES OUT A FILE AND STARTS TO SHARPEN HIS TEETH. DRUSS COWERS IN THE CORNER, OBVIOUSLY SCARED. DRUSS THEN STARTS TO CRY AND CROUCHES DOWN IN THE CORNER. HE THEN PUTS HIS HANDS OVER HIS HEAD. ZACH WALKS OVER TO DRUSS AND SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS WHICH CAUSES DRUSS TO CRY EVEN HARDER. ZACH THEN RETREATS TO HIS CORNER AND SHOOTS UP SOME MORE RITALIN. ZACH THEN CHARGES AT DRUSS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN, GOING FOR HIS BLOOD BALLS FINISHING MOVE. BUT THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) STEVEN DE CECCO HITS THE RING AND BUTT SLAMS THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF ZACH!! DRUSS THE WUSS THEN WALKS OVER TO STEVEN AND TRIES TO HUG HIM BUT STEVEN COUNTERS THIS DISPLAY OF AFFECTION INTO THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DRUSS'S BODY SHOOTS UP AND DOWN LIKE A BIG FUCKING SPASM OR SOMETHING. DRUSS THEN GRABS HIS HEAD IN AGONY. HE TRIES TO KICK HIS WAY OUT OF THE ANAL LOCK BUT TO NO AVAIL. DRUSS THEN TAPS THE MAT LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. STEVEN MOMENTARILY LETS GO OF THE ANAL LOCK AND PULLS OUT A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT FROM HIS BIKER SHORTS. HE PLACES THE MAKE UP IN FRONT OF DRUSS'S HEAD. STEVEN THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK. DRUSS SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. STEVEN THEN TELLS DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACEUP LIKE A CLOWN. DRUSS COMPLIES. 2 MINUTES LATER DRUSS PASSES OUT FROM THE BEING IN THE ANAL LOCK TOO LONG. STEVEN YELLS, WITHOUT LETTING GO OF THE HOLD," MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTISSSSSSSS!" STEVEN THEN SAYS ""WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" THE SHOW ENDS. HBW PACKDOWN TV TAPING RESULTS THE SHOW OPENS WITH BLACK AND WHITE FOOTAGE OF STEVEN DE CECCO TORTURING DRUSS THE WUSS WITH HIS PATENTED (100% PATENETED BY STEVEN) ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND FORCING DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN.. AFTER THE FOOTAGE WAS DONE PLAYING WE SEE DRUSS THE WUSS (IN REAL TIME) MAKE HIS WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING. HE IS SPORTING A SUN DRESS AND A PAIR OF HIGH HEELS. MASCARA COVERS HIS PUDGY FACE. DRUSS THEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT WHAT STEVEN DE CECCO DID TO HIM LAST MONDAY WAS THE MOST HUMILATING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO HIM. (THIS SAYS A LOT CONSIDERING HE GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH OWN BROTHER BEFORE) DRUSS SAYS HE DOESN'T MIND WEARING WOMEN'S MAKE UP BUT CLOWN MAKE UP MAKES HIM SICK.......................................................... BEFORE DRUSS CAN CONTINUE, ESSIX AND OBERON THE FAG-ON MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE RING. ESSIX'S "GAY JUGGALO PRIDE" THEME SONG ACCOMPANIES THE RECENTLY MARRIED COUPLE. ESSIX THEN SAYS "CUT MY MUSIC!" ESSIX THEN SAYS " SO DRUSS, I HEARS YOU GOTS PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE PAINTING THEIR FACES UP LIKE CLOWNS? YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST CLOWNS ? YOU GOT BEEF WITH MY HUSBAND OBERON AND I, HUH YOU FAT BITCH?" OBERON PATS ESSIX ON THE ASS, SMILES, AND NODS WITH APPROVAL. TEARS STREAM DOWN DRUSS' PUDGY FACE. HE SAYS "WAIT GUYS, TO EACH HIS OWN.........." OBERON THEN THREATENS TO TEA BAG DRUSS (OBERON'S SWEET NUTS ON YOUR CHIN FINISHER, 100% PATENTED BY OBERON) BUT BEFORE THE SAVAGE MOLESTATION CAN COMMENCE MICHAEL BOLTON BLARES OUT OF A BOOM BOX IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT AND DONALD DE CECCO COMES DOWN TO THE RING. HE ORDERS ESSIX AND OBERON TO BACK DOWN OR HE WILL NOT let THEM OUT TO SEE GLADIATOR MOVIES AFTER THE SHOW. DONALD SAYS THAT WHILE THE THOUGHT OF ESSIX AND OBERON GANG RAPING DRUSS THE WUSS IS AN APPEALING ONE, HE HAS A BETTER IDEA. DONALD THEN ORDERS A SIX MAN ELIMINATION BOONER-TAG TEAM MATCH TO TAKE PLACE RIGHT HERE ON HBW PACKDOWN!!!!!! HE SAYS THE MATCH WILL PIT DRUSS THE WUSS AND LOS HOMOS ( ESSIX & OBERON) VS. TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) AND STEVEN DE CECCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE 100% PURE WITNESS TO A HBW NON TITLE MATCH BETWEEN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPION ZACH " THE SACK BITER" CRIDER AND YUCCA KILLER. THE MATCH STARTS OFF WITH ZACH CRUNCHING UP RITALIN IN A SPOON, MIXING IT UP WITH WARM WATER AND SHOOTING IT UP IN HIS OWN ARM!!!! ZACH THEN CHARGES HEAD DOWN AT YUCCA KILLER, TRYING TO BITE YUCCA'S SACK.. YUCCA MOVES OUT THE WAY AND ZACH GETS STUCK IN THE TURN BUCKLE. YUCCA THEN YELLS "WOOp-WOOP" AND PROCEEDS TO GIVE ZACH" THE SACK BITER" CRIDER A REVERSE BUTT NAKED BRONCO BUSTER!!!!! ZACH FINALLY GETS YUCCA KILLER TO QUIT GIVING HIM THE REVERSE BUTT NAKED BRONCO BUSTER BY JAMMING HIS INDEX FINGER STRAIGHT UP YUCCA'S ASS!!! YUCCA KILLER RESPONDED TO THIS MANUEVER BY YELLING OUT "OWWWWWEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCCA KILLER THEN OPENS UP HIS STAINED BREIFS, SMILES TO THE CROWD AND SHAKES HIS HEAD UP AND DOWN. THIS COULD ONLY MEAN THAT YUCCA KILLER IS SIGNALLING FOR HIS FINISHING MOVE. ZACH STANDS UP AND YUCCA KILLER RUBS HIS FINGERS BETWEEN HIS ASS AND HIS NUT SACK AND JAMS HIS FINGERS UP ZACH'S NOSTRILS. ZACH TRIES DESPERATELY TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT IS GETTING WOOZY. ZACH THEN TAKES THE DIRTY NEEDLE THAT HE REUSES TO SHOOT UP RITILIN WITH AND POKES YUCCA WITH IT. YUCCA'S FACE TURNS GREEN. HE THEN GASPS AND FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!!!! ZACH THEN CROUCHES DOWN ON ALL FOURS, CLAMPS YUCCA'S SACK WITH HIS TEETH AND STANDS UP REALLY QUICK. YUCCA KILLER THEN LETS OUT A SHRILL SHRIEK AND TAPS THE MAT. ZACH ROCKED HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH WITH YUCCA NUTS BETWEEN HIS TEETH. ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER NEARLY BIT THAT POOR KID'S NUTS OFF. YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION, ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE ARE INFORMED OF TWO MORE HOMO EROTIC MATCHES THAT WILL TAKE PLACE HERE.. THE FIRST MATCH WILL PIT TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER AGAINST LOS HOMOS (OBERON & ESSIX)!! THE WINNER CAN BE BOONER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! THE OTHER MATCH IS FOR THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP. THE CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER WILL TAKE ON HBW PROMOTER DONALD DE CECCO. PLUS A SPECIAL MATCH BEWEEN HATED RIVALS STEVEN "THE MASTER OF BATION" DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN. TO WIN YOU HAVE TO PAINT YOUR OPPONENT'S FACE LIKE A CLOWN. BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK DRUSS THE WUSS, ESSIX (SOUNDS LIKE BUTT SEX), AND OBERON THE FAG-ON MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING. NEXT, TEAM DILDO MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING ACCOMPANIED BY A HOOBASTANK SONG (FIGURES). THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE STUFFED AUDIENCE IS TREATED TO THE DELIGHTFUL SOUNDS OF THE HIT WHAM SONG "JITTERBUG"!!! THAT COULD MEAN ONLY THING!!!!!!!!!! THAT COULD MEAN ONLY ONE THING INDEED!!!!!!!! OH YES, ONE MEANING IS ALL THE SONG "JITTERBUG" COULD POSSIBLY HAVE.. STEVEN DE CECCO APPEARS TO BE IN A DECENT MOOD FOR ONCE. THIS ALL CHANGES WHEN HE SEES OBERON AND ESSIX PAINTED UP LIKE CLOWNS. STEVEN FUCKING HATES CLOWNS. THIS IS BECAUSE WHEN STEVEN WAS A WEE LAD HE WAS DOING PULLUPS WITH A BROOM STICK UP HIS ASS AND GOING "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" ALL OF THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) DONALD WALKED INTO STEVEN'S BEDROOM WITH A CLOWN MASK ON. STEVEN WAS SO STARTLED HE SLIPPED AND THE BROOM STICK GOT STUCK. STEVEN HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. THE 6 MAN ELIMINATION BOONER TAG TEAM MATCH BEGINS WITH DRUSS THE WUSS SQUARING OFF AGAINST JOE"DILDO" EDINGER. DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS IN OBERON. OBERON AND EDINGER ENGAGE IN SOME GAY NAKED GRAPPLING ON THE MAT FOR A FEW MINUTES. TUBES OF LOTION ARE SEEN AND SUCKING NOISES ARE HEARD. (yuk) oberon gains the upper hand and starts beating edinger WITH HIS DICK. OBERON THEN TAGS IN DRUSS THE WUSS BUT DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS OBERON BACK INTO THE RING. OBERON TRIES TO FINISH JOE"DILDO" EDINGER OFF WITH HIS SWEET NUTS ON YOUR CHIN MUSIC FINISHER BUT EDINGER COUNTERS IT INTO THE ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE. OBERON TAPS OUT WHILE CONTINUING TO CHOKE ON JOE'S DICK! OBERON IS FORCED TO LEAVE THE BASEMENT AND IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH. AFTER THIS EXCHANGE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT JOE "DILDO" EDINGER IS EXHAUSTED.IT IS ALSO OBVIOUS THAT EDINGER IS SPENT. IT WOULD BE QUITE EASY TO SUFFICE THAT JOE"DILDO" EDINGER IS EXHAUSTED AND SPENT. HE TRIES TO TAG IN STEVEN DE CECCO BUT ESSIX RUNS UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM THE MODIFIED DIRTY SANCHEZ!!! THIS PROVES TO BE TOO MUCH FOR EDINGER AND HE IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH. BRANDON DILDO ENTERS THE FRAY AND QUICKLY TRIES TO SUBDUE ESSIX WITH BRANDON DILDOS SUPREME FINISHING MOVE, THE BRANDONATOR (THIS MOVE IS PERFORMED BY GRABBING YOUR OPPONENTS PENIS THEN LIFTING HIM UP IN THE HUMAN TORTURE RACK)!!!!!ESSIX ISN'T HAVING ANY OF THIS AND HE COUNTERS THE BRANDONATOR INTO A BOSTON CRAB. ESSIX THEN STICKS HIS WANG IN BRANDON DILDO'S BUTT WHILE HOLDING ONTO THE BOSTON CRAB!!!!!!!!!! BRANDON DILDO TRIES TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES BUT ESSIX PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF RING. STEVEN DE CECCO TRIES TO MAKE THE SAVE BUT DRUSS THE WUSS PRANCES INTO THE RING AND SPAYS PERFUME IN STEVEN'S FACE. STEVEN IS BLINDED AND FALLS TO THE MAT. BRANDON DILDO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT!!! BRANDON DILDO IS ELIMINATED. THIS LEAVES DRUSS THE WUSS AND ESSIX VS. A BLINDED STEVEN DE CECCO. ESSIX QUICKLY JUMPS ON STEVEN AND DELIVERS A SAVAGE BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! ESSIX THEN TAGS IN DRUSS THE WUSS. DRUSS TAKES A DUMP ON STEVEN'S CHEST!!!! DRUSS THEN GOES A LITTLE TOO FAR WHEN HE SAYS THAT HE IS GOING TO WALK ON THE BEACH WITH STEVEN'S DAD! THIS CAUSES STEVEN TO RISE UP AND WIPE THE SHIT OFF OF HIS CHEST. DRUSS CONNECTS A LIMP WRISTED SLAP ACROSS STEVEN'S (THE MASTER OF BATION) FACE. THIS IS A MISTAKE BECAUSE THIS CAUSES DE CECCO TO "STEVE" UP. DRUSS GETS SCARED AND TAGS IN ESSIX. STEVEN SEES ESSIX'S CLOWN MAKE UP AND GOES BESERK. HE ABSOLUTELY TRASHES ESSIX. FIRST HE HITS HIM WITH A DICK KICK AND THEN AN ASS PUNCH! STEVEN THEN GIVES ESSIX A COCK BREAKER AND THEN KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH A TOMB BONE PILE DRIVER!!!!!!!!!! ESSIX IS ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS LEAVES DRUSS THE WUSS AGAINST A VERY PISSED OFF STEVEN DE CECCO. DRUSS TRIES TO RUN AWAY BUT STEVO CATCHES DRUSS AND THROWS HIM IN THE RING. AS STEVEN ENTERS THE RING DRUSS KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD AND LOCKS IN THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG. DRUSS MAY ACTUALLY PULL OFF THE BIGGEST UPSET IN HBW HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO DRUSS THE WUSS SWINGING STEVEN AROUND IN THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG. ALL OF THE SUDDEN DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN COME DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS. THEY START LAUGHING AND POINTING AT STEVEN. THEY YELL AT HIM AND TELL HIM "GIVE UP!!" ALL THIS DOES IS INFURIATE STEVEN AND HE COUNTERS THE REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG INTO THE BUTT SLAM!!! DONALD DE CECCO AND THA MANTIS MAN TRY TO INTERFERE WITH STEVEN'S INEVITABLE VICTORY BUT BEFORE THEY CAN ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER JABS MANTIS MAN WITH A DIRTY SYRINGE AND CLAMPS HIS TEETH DOWN ON DONALD'S NUT SACK OUT SIDE THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN GIVES DRUSS THE WUSS TWO MORE BUTT SLAMS BEFORE APPLYING THE DREADED (DREADED BY ALL, DEFINITLEY DREADED BY ALL) ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION! DRUSS TAPS THE MAT IN 2 POINT FIVE SECONDS!!! STEVEN DE CECCO IS THE WINNER OF THE 6 MAN ELIMINATION BOONER TAG TEAM MATCH!!! STEVEN THEN PULLS A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND PUTS IT BY DRUSS THE WUSSES HEAD. STEVEN THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND TELLS DRUSS TO START PAINTING. DRUSS PAINTS HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN. STEVEN THEN YELLS "MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WHILE STILL HOLDING ONTO THE ANAL LOCK!! DRUSS PASSES OUT FROM THE PAIN. STEVEN THEN YELLS "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" THE SHOW ENDS. SEALED WERD HBW SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN VEIN EVENT TV TAPING RESULTS: THE SHOW OPENS FROM REMINGTON PARK IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO WITH THE RETURN OF PAUL TOOT (!!!!!!!!) VS. PLAYER X. IT WAS RUMORED THAT TOOT WAS OUT BATTLING A BOUT OF THE GAY BUTT CANCER!!!! THE MATCH STARTS OFF WITH PLAYER X PULLING DOWN HIS LEATHER PANTS. HE THEN PULLS SOME ANAL BEADS OUT OF HIS ASS!! HE THEN SAYS "MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME THESE" EVEN THOUGH NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN PURE WITNESS TO THIS ALLEGED GIRL FRIEND!!!! PAUL TOOT HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO START BEATING OFF AT THIS EXOTIC DISPLAY! FOR SOME REASON THIS ACT OF SELF LOVE ENRAGES PLAYER X AND HE TAKES HIS ANAL BEADS AND WRAPS THEM AROUND HIS KNUCKLES. PLAYER X THEN WINDS UP AND ATTEMPTS TO STRIKE PAUL TOOT WITH THE ANAL BEADS! BUT BEFORE PLAYER X CAN MAKE SWIFT CONTACT WITH TOOT'S CHIN PAUL TOOT BUSTS A NUT IN PLAYER X'S EYE SOCKETS. PLAYER X IS BLINDED. HE YELLS 'OH IT BURNS!!!" PAUL TOOT THEN SEIZES THE MOMENT AND STARTS TO DRY HUMP PLAYER X! PAUL TOOT THEN GIVES PLAYER X A SERIES OF DONKEY PUNCHES. PLAYER X CANNOT STAND THE PAIN AND IS FORCED TO SUBMIT!!!!!!!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER IN 2 MINUTES 54 SECONDS , PAUL TOOT!!!!!!!!!! AFTER A BRIEF COMMERCIAL BREAK WE FIND OURSELVES IN DONALD DE CECCO'S LIVING ROOM. DONALD IS WEARING A BATH ROBE AND SMOKING A PIPE. THA MANTISMAN IS LYING ON THE CARPET CURLED UP BESIDE DONALD DE CECCO'S FEET. MANTIS HAS A CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK THAT IS CONNECTED TO THE COFFEE TABLE. DONALD GOES TO REMARK ABOUT WHAT A TRAVESTY IT WAS FOR HIM TO LOSE HIS HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP TO ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER. HE SAYS HE HAD ZACH DEFEATED AND WAS ALL SET TO DELIVER THE RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TURN BUCKLE WHEN HE NOTICED THA MANTIS MAN BENT OVER AND TYING HIS SHOE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. HE THEN SAYS THAT THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT OF THA MANTISMAN BENDING OVER IN HIS PINK THONG CAUSED HIM TO LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION AND HE SLIPPED OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE. THE NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS IS ZACH" THE SACK BITER" CRIDER BITING DOWN ON HIS NUT SACK. HE HAS THAT THOUGH HE HATES TO ADMIT THAT HE TAPPED OUT, HE DID WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO IF ANOTHER MAN WAS BITING DOWN ON HIS NUT SACK. HE CONCLUDES THAT AT BATTLE OF THE BULGE HE WILL NOT ONLY REGAIN HIS HBW TITLE, HE WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY ZACH'S CREDIBILITY AS A HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLER. HE SAYS ZACH WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO JOIN THE TEXAS BASED GAY NAKED WRESTLING CIRCUIT AFTER THE MATCH. THA MANTIS MAN THEN SAYS "DADDY, CAN WE GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM?" DONALD THEN SAYS " I'LL GIVE YOU ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!" WE CUT TO A COMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULDGE. AFTER A COMMERCIAL BREAK WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO THE "MASTER OF BATION", STEVEN DE CECCO MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE MAKESHIFT RING. HE ASKS HIS STUFFED ANIMALS IN THE AUDIENCE WHY HE DOES NOT HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT? BEFORE STEVO CAN SAY ANOTHER SYLLABLE THE HBW CHAMPION ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE ISLE. zACH GOES ON TO TELL STEVO TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE HBW CHAMPION. STEVO REPLIES TO THIS REMARK BY TELLING ZACH THAT HE (THE MASTER OF BATION) KNOWS 7 FORMS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND WILL SHOW HIM WHO IS THE BITCH AND WHO IS THE MAN. STEVEN SAYS THAT HE IS DEFINITLEY THE MAN AND THAT ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER IS THE BITCH AS WELL AS A MERE PAPER CHAMPION. ZACH WHIPS OUT A GAGE 25 TUBERCULIN NEEDLE AND SAYS' MAYBE A CASE OF HEP' B WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND!!!!!!!! BEFORE THIS CONFRONTATION CAN ESCALATE ANY FURTHER DONALD DECECCO MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS. DONALD PROCLAIMS THAT WHILE HE WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS SON STEVEN AND THE HBW CHAMPION ZACK "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER GET NAKED AND HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH, HE HAS A AN INFINITLEY BETTER PROPOSAL. HE SAYS THAT THE TWO WILL INDEED HAVE A MATCH . DONALD SAYS THAT THEY WILL HAVE A WARM UP MATCH IN PREPARATION FOR BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!! DONALD SAYS THAT THE ZACK AND STEVEN WILL BE FORCED TO JOIN FORCES AGAINST NOT ONLY LOS HOMOS (ESSIX AND OBERON) BUT ALSO DRUSS THE WUSS, AND THA MANTIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT HBW GAY PER VIEW, BATTLE OF THE BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WE COME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL WE ARE PURE WITNESS TO LOS HOMOS (ESSIX AND OBERON THE FAG-ON) DRUSS THE WUSS AND THA MANTIS MAN MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIR WELL INTO THE MAKESHIFT RING. BON JOVI IS BLASTING IN THE BACK GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO'S BOYS IMMEDIATLEY RUSH THE RING AND ADMINSTER SEVERAL HOMO EROTIC VARIATIONS OF THE KARMA SUTRA ON POOR STEVEN DE CECCO AND ZACH " THE SACK BITER" CRIDER!! DRUSS THE WUSS LOCKS ZACH IN A REVERSE NAKED BEAR HUG ON WHILE OBERON TEA BAGS ZACH AT THE SAME TIME. ESSIX AND THA MANTIS MAN REPEATILY BEAT OFF STEVO'S SKULL WITH LEAD FILLED DILDOS!!!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN JUMPS INTO THE RING, OPENS UP HIS BATH ROBE, AND STARTS JACKING OFF!!!!! DONALD IS LICKING HIS LIPS AND BOBBING HIS HEAD UP AND DOWN!!!!!! MANTIS MAN THEN PULLS A GIGANTIC DILDO OUT OF HIS UTILITY BELT (ATTATCHED TO HIS PINK THONG) AND IS ABOUT TO WRAP IT AROUND STEVO'S ANKLE WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN (AND OUT OF NO WHERE) TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE "DILDO" EDINGER) RUN INTO THE RING!!!! ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS BRANDON DILDO GRABS OBERON'S DICK AND LIFTS HIM UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS IN A REVERSE FIREMAN'S CARRY!!! JOE "DILDO" EDINGER THEN APPLIES A crouching ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE ON ESSIX (SOUNDS LIKE BUTT SEX). ZACH THEN ATTEMPTS TO JAB THA MANTIS MAN WITH A DIRTY SYRINGE BUT DONALD DE CECCO PULLS MANTIS OUT OF RING. DONALD AND THA MANTIS MAN THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE!!!!!! STEVEN TRIES TO RUN AFTER THEM BUT ACCIDENTILY TRIPS OVER DRUSS THE WUSS . STEVEN THEN TAKES OUT HIS FRUSTRATION ON DRUSS THE WUSS BY GIVING DRUSS A BUTT SLAM. STEVEN THEN PUTS A FINGER CONDOM ON AND LOCKS DRUSS IN THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DRUSS SCREAMS IN PAIN AND TAPS OUT, THUS ENDING THE MATCH!!!!!!!! STEVEN THEN PULLS A HALLOWEEN MAKE UP KIT OUT OF HIS BIKER SHORTS AND PLACES IT BY DRUSS THE WUSSES HEAD. STEVEN DE CECCO THEN REAPPLIES THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION AND ORDERS DRUSS TO PAINT HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DRUSS BARELY FINISHES PAINTING HIS OWN FACE UP LIKE A CLOWN BEFORE HE PASSES OUT FROM BEING IN THE ANAL LOCK FOR TOO LONG, STEVEN THEN YELLS mmmmaaaannnntttiiisss!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS STEVEN YELLS OUT "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""" BE SURE TO ORDER BATTLE OF THE BULDGE!!!!! YOU CAN DO THIS BY GOING TO WWW.FEMINEM.COM. EVEN BETTER, COME SEE BATTLE OF THE BULDGE LIVE IN REMINGTON PARK!!!!!! ADMISSION IS $10. STEVEN DE CECCEO'S MOM WILL HAVE COOKIES. A FEW CELEBRITY STUFFED ANIMALS ARE RUMORED TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE. ALL ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND EXCEPT FOR SOCIAL WORKERS. 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| how did you get here: | woooooooo |
| Name: | Steven DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevecanada11@sympatico.ca |
| Comments: | The Vietnam War was a disaster (it was A DISASTER). How could it not be a disaster? It was one of THE BIGGEST DISASTERS in history.
It all started off in 1954, after the Vietminh defeated the French (DEFEATED THE FRENCH). The Geneva Convention divided the country into 2 parts, 2 parts, 2 PARTS (north vietnam under the leadership of Ho Chi Minh and south vietnam under the leadership of Diem) North vietnam was a COMMUNIST STATE (a communist state); in 1956 the north vietnamese agreed to free elections to decide THE government for the entire country (THE ENTIRE COUNTRY). BUT IT WAS CLEAR THAT THE COMMUNISTS WOULD WIN - buddhist-catholic conflict, the growing strength of the vietcong (DAMN south vietnamese communist guerilla force), and the corrupt government of diem assured the americans and the south vietnamese government that the COMMUNISTS WERE BOUND TO WIN!! so the election NEVER TOOK place (never took place, never occured). The communists were pissed off; the vietcong started their guerilla operations in 1958. Ho Chi Minh supported them in 1959 by using the trail of Ho Chi Minh (a trail which expanded from Hanoi, to Laos, to Cambodia, to a South Vietnamese countryside). Laos and Cambodia were neutral states (NEUTRAL states, 100% neutral at the time). The Americans helped diem fight off the communist rebels in 1962. there was actually PROGRESS but diem's government was too corrupt. so they removed him from office (REMOVED him from office). that was mistake #1. They installed a government that wasn't so experience, couldn't really train the south vietnamese army. on 1964, the north vietnamese ATTACKED a US navy (attacked a US navy). The congress advised the president to use military force against north vietnam. the government agreed, he started bombing raids of north vietnam (BOMBING RAIDS) bombing raids called "operation rolling thunder" the americans thought that they were winning the war on communism. But the communists still hid underground and resided in southern China. then in 1968, they did the Tet Offensive (THE TET OFFENSIVE, the offensive) The widespread offensive was unleashed on MANY sites in south vietnam and it was a humiliating blow to the anti-communists. Bombing was halted, but a few years later, Nixon told his troops to make an incursion on NEUTRAL CAMBODIA (neutral cambodia) in the hopes of rebombing Hanoi. they were bombing raids, Laos was being raided too (LAOS TOO). ANTI-WAR PROTESTS IN THE US wouldn't allow the American troops to stay much longer and in 1973, they withdrew from south vietnam. Nixon thought that he could resupply south vietnam with a bunch of weapons (to help them defeat the commies) but on the april of 1975, the communists continued their brutal attacks (pushing down southwards) THEY CAPTURED SAIGON eventually (captured saigon). Meanwhile Cambodia fell into the red hands of the Khmer Rouge and the Pathet Lao had taken over in Laos. This was definitely a eye on the American military. Sad, sad, sad. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE SADDEST PART? Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, AND any other juggalos are COMMUNISTS (they are communists!) They are reds. Clowns are commies. I must CRUSH THEM all!!!!!!!!!!!! Every Forward, Steven DeCecco |
| Name: | Steven De Cecco |
| E-mail address: | wooooo@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | I will defeat Mantis Man at Battle of the Buldge!!!!!!!!!! I will knock him out and paint his face up like a clown!!!!!!! Homo Base Wrestling , nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Name: | Steven De Cecco |
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| E-mail address: | lesleywils@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | My parents say Ive had a fear of clowns since my crib years, could never have clown toys, ect. Im now 32 and yes still scared of them. Take my advise dont ever take a hit of acid then go to a festival where you could possibly run into a clown, happened to me I will be scarred for life. Im just relieved to know there are others out there like me. |
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| Name: | Gamer |
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| Name: | Snipa Riffle |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com/ |
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| Name: | Sniper |
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| Name: | Sniper |
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| E-mail address: | jypcyroselee@optusnet.com |
| Comments: | hey im dead scared of clowns eva since i read it by stephen king i have been so freaked out and i wont even walk on drains!! all my friends are like wtf and they make fun of me what do i do? |
| Name: | Stuffin DeA-Hole |
| E-mail address: | mecock@toyourass.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.toyourass.com |
| Comments: | I'm a silly little faggot with huge abitions and I intend on fucking the ass of Essix, Carlos Recardo Senior, Venswayla Hernandez of the Washington Post in Brazil and to my cousin Oberon Delafaggoton who has ass fucked me for many glorious years in my entire homosexual life. |
| how did you get here: | Feminem.com |
| Name: | Essix |
| E-mail address: | me@feminem.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | check out my website for pictures of my wedding. I married my longtime sweet heart Oberon. |
| Name: | Amanda |
| E-mail address: | amandalinq@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | So, I didn't realize how scorned people who fear clowns are. I feaar them, I hate them, and not just clowns either. Mascotts freak me out just as much. Have you seen the new Burger King commercials? Oh man. Anyway, i'm afraid of all the costumed monsters, and I was looking for information on why that might be. I think I've got myself pegged, but I was wondering if the doctors had figured anything out. and I found this site. eh... anyway, nice...
thanks, amanda |
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| Name: | Druss |
| E-mail address: | chickdaisy187@yahoo.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.gay.com |
| Comments: | IM A CROSS DRESSING FRUITCAKE WHO LIKES IT UP THE ASS. THERE I SAID IT. MY CONFESSION.
THE FEMIHAYTER |
| Name: | HB W FRONT OFFICE |
| E-mail address: | hbw@hbw.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | HBW HOUSE SHOW RESULTS
LOS HOMOS (ESSIX& oBERON) DEFEATED TEAM DILDO (BRANDON DILDO & JOE EDINGER) BY SUBMISSION - OBERON TEA- BAGGED JOE EDINGER UNTIL HE TAPPED OUT HBW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH QUEENIES AND GENTLE FAGS, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION DONALD DE CECCO WENT FOR FOR THE RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE BUT SLIPPED OFF THE TOP ROPE. ZACH' THE SACK BITER" CRIDER THEN SHOT A DIRTY SYRINGE FULL OF RITALIN INTO HIS OWN ARM AND THEN FINISHED DONALD OFF BY BITING DOWN ON HIS NUT SACK. DONALD TAPPED OUT! dONALD TAPPED OUT! |
| Name: | Brandon Dildo |
| E-mail address: | my_uncle_owns_a_pocket_pussy |
| Homepage URL: | http://fuckyou |
| Comments: | name:Brandon Dildo
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| E-mail address: | zachcrider@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ol;jlk;h |
| Comments: | Name: Zach "the Sack Biter" Crider
Hobbies: Shooting up Ritalin Alias: The Nob Goblin Finishing move: Blood Balls -#1 contender to Donald De Cecco (Steven's dad) Homo Basement Wrestling Championship |
| Name: | Flo |
| E-mail address: | flow_reyes@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | none...
KILL CLOWNS |
| how did you get here: | I was searching thing in google.. |
| Name: | HBW Front Office |
| E-mail address: | HBW@HBW.COM |
| Comments: | Steve DeCecco for HBW promoter!!! Fuck ICP right off the bat!! Steve DeCecco for Homo Basement Wrestling promoter!!! Right off the bat!!!!!!!
WOO |
| how did you get here: | BUTTPLEXING JUGGALOES |
| Name: | soni |
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| Name: | Tha Mantisman |
| E-mail address: | thamantisman@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.eminem.com |
| Comments: | I PRETENDED TO BE EVERYONE HERE CAUSE I AM A SAD FUCK AND I SUCK. |
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| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| Comments: | Name: Essix
Age: 22 - was defeated by Tha_Mantisman in a debut match after Mantisman wrapped a dildo around his ankle. - Once was homo tag team partner to Oberon The Faggon, who taught him all the homo wrestling moves he knows. - Hates being refered to as Oberons butt boy and anal understudy, even though he knows it's true. - Essix is definately the Barry Horrowitz of the Homo Basement Wrestling League, definately the Barry Horrowitz of the HBW. |
| Name: | Echolette |
| E-mail address: | nativehunny2004@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com/isdoom.html |
| Comments: | I AM A CARPET MUNCHING LESBIAN AND I HATE THE COCK! |
| Name: | WTF? |
| Comments: | You're all gay!!! |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| E-mail address: | . |
| Comments: | Name: THA MANTISMAN
Age: 23 debut: 3 weeks ago Finishing move: Dildo around the ankle Lock -Serves as Donald De Cecco's vallet and personal boy-ho. -defeated Essix in debut match by wrapping a dildo around Essix's ankle -hates being reffered to as Stevo's replacement -comes to the ring weaing a pink Mantis Mask, tassles on his nipples,and a pink thong! |
| Name: | The Mantisman |
| Comments: | i wanna hav px and druss dik yo cuz they sexy and i want essix too. |
| Name: | THA MANTISMAN |
| Comments: | I find Player X o be a very attractive male.I wonder if he wants to have a pillow fight some time? |
| Name: | THA MANTISMAN |
| Comments: | WHAT THE FUCK PX3? IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! DONT YOU EVER WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME!!! I SWEAR IF I FIND YOU I WILL GUT YOU TO PIECES!!! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!!! DRAMATICA SUCKS!!! I SWEAR THATS THE LAMEST COMIC YOUVE EVER WRITTEN. I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHERE YOUR AT BOY BUT WHEN I DO FIND YOU I AM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!! YOU HEAR ME PX3??? BORN!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I HATE YOU ALOT MORE THEN I DO ESSIX AND DRUSS THOSE FAGGOTS DONT DESERVE TO LIVE BUT YOURE THE ONE WHO SHOULD DIE FIRST. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! |
| Name: | Druss01uk |
| E-mail address: | Druss01uk@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Well wow, I was taking my rotund ass for a walk down the beach yesterday, minding my own business I was when suddenly 2 identical crazed 180 pound men in white T-shirts with HBW emblazened across the chest set upon me. Before I could even say "mummy help!" my face was pushed into the sand, my pants where round my ankles and I was being roughly entered from behind! I was further subjected to a plethora of homosexual-based wrestling moves, I distinctly heard both of these twin attackers complimenting each others moves! "nice buttslam!!!!" said one, "awwwwwsome boston crack!!" said the other and they would howl something I will never ever forget "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" this went on for a good 2 hours wherein my face was almost always pressed into the sand (apart from when my oral cavity was needed) and my backside was severely ravaged. Those guys sure did pump me full of it!
As I lay on the sand, both HBW tee-shirt clad twins looking down upon me with spent cocks swinging in the light breeze, I realised one thing... I have a newfound respect for the wrestlers of the Homo Basement Wrestling League and one day I will join this elite wrestling organisation! |
| how did you get here: | Searching for info on the HBW |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | I AM WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH ESSIX'S FATHER!!!! I AM DEFINATELY DOING THAT (DEFINATELY DOING IT, THAT) WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH ESSIX'S FATHER! SOON HE WILL BE FACE IN THE SAND AND ASS IN THE AIR AS I APPLY THE STEVO'S SPECIAL ASSBREAKER MOVE ON HIM!! OH YES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | I AM WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH ESSIX'S FATHER!!!! I AM DEFINATELY DOING THAT (DEFINATELY DOING IT, THAT) WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH ESSIX'S FATHER! SOON HE WILL BE FACE IN THE SAND AND ASS IN THE AIR AS I APPLY THE STEVO'S SPECIAL ASSBREAKER MOVE ON HIM!! OH YES!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| Name: | Druss |
| E-mail address: | feminemdotcum |
| Homepage URL: | http://hbw.com |
| Comments: | I am Druss the gay faggot butt plugging essix and oberon as well as immitating px3 since i am a px3 wannabe. Just like i did here. I am here to confess my homoerotic fantasies i displayed here all along and if you want me to comfirm this just call me at 0-312-570-4555 and we can have gay europee-in sex yo. |
| how did you get here: | cum |
| Name: | Player X |
| E-mail address: | schooltrashersdotcom |
| Homepage URL: | http://hbw |
| Comments: | I was wondering down in the DeCecco Basesment Threshold right? I'm from Grand Haven you know. I simply wanted my anal beads back. My girlfriend's dad gave them to me. As my precious anal beads were in my grasp I felt a sweaty penis in penetrate my leopard thong! I was then flipped around and a dick was then thrusted into my oral cavity. Before I could fully grasp that I as tasting my own shit I turned around and Oberon the Dragon gave me Sweet Nuts on Your Chin Music! Essix then shouted "Wicked Clowns will NEVER DIE!!!!! Essix and Oberon then hugged eachother!!! I felt both of their respective finishing moves!!! I have fallen and I cannot get up! |
| Name: | Stuffin DeButthole |
| E-mail address: | gagme@yourbutt.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com/isgay.html |
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| how did you get here: | My superiors forced me. |
| Name: | Batman |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.imbatman.com |
| Comments: | All of you suck. |
| how did you get here: | Batcave |
| Name: | HBW |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | It is rumored that Essix and Oberon the Dragon's romance in the Homo Basement Wrestling storyline is in fact real! They get naked and sleep together in real life B. Oberon the Dragon opened his mouth and looked at Essix. Oberon said "Hey Essix, this dick suckers cramp, do you get it?" Essix said yeah, he got it. Oberon then said "How often do you get it?" The two then shared a laugh then hugged each other and grabbed each other's butts. |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.slimanus.com |
| Comments: |
HBW (Homo Basement Wrestling) Packdown TV Taping Results!!!!! The Show opened up with Donald De Cecco walking on the beach. He says he misses having his boy around to molest and is cruising the beach for young boys. He says he often wonders if screwing Stevo, THE MASTER OF BATION, out of the Homo Basement Wrestling Title was worth it. As much as the HBW Championship means to Donald De Cecco, Steven De Cecco's Backside means more! DJ Jake (Essix) and Mantis Man then got it on!!!! After they got done they then had a match!!! Essix did hit the Modified Dirty Sanchez on Mantisman but Donald De Cecco hit the referee with a lead filled dildo. He then hit Essix with the lead filled dildo! Mantis Man then wrapped a dildo around Essix's ankle! The circulation was then cut off in Essix's ankle!! Essix had no choice but to tap out to Mantis Man's Dildo around the ankle lock!! Donald De Cecco then rang the vibrating bell and that signified that the match was over!!! But then the Unthinkable happened!!!! The Unthinkable happened indeed!!! Oh yes, what happened next was rather unthinkable, definitley unthinkable!!! BOTH STEVO'S PROMPTLY HIT THE RING AND UTTERLY DESTROYED DONALD DE CECCO AND MANTIS MAN!!!!!!!! BUTT PLEXES AND BUTT SLAMS WERE ADMINISTERED AT WILL!!!! THE MASTER OF BATION, STEVO, THREW DONALD DE CECCO OUT OF THE RING! THE OTHER STEVO APPLIED THE BOSTON CRACK ON MANTIS MAN!!! MANTIS MAN STARTED TO TAP THE MAT IN EXTREME AGONY!!! THE MASTER OF BATION, STEVO, THEN DID THE HULA DANCE!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AS FAR AS THE FUTURE OF HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING IS CONCERNED??????? Tickets are now on sale for a special TV taping of HBW MONDAY NIGHT (Hittin' it) RAW DAWG!!!!! Be there! |
| how did you get here: | submit, eh? |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.HBW.com |
| Comments: | HBW (Homo Basement Wrestling) Packdown TV Taping Results!!!!!
The Show opened up with Donald De Cecco walking on the beach. He says he misses having his boy around to molest and is cruising the beach for young boys. He says he often wonders if screwing Stevo, THE MASTER OF BATION, out of the Homo Basement Wrestling Title was worth it. As much as the HBW Championship means to Donald De Cecco, Steven De Cecco's Backside means more! DJ Jake (Essix) and Mantis Man then got it on!!!! After they got done they then had a match!!! Essix did hit the Modified Dirty Sanchez on Mantisman but Donald De Cecco hit the referee with a lead filled dildo. He then hit Essix with the lead filled dildo! Mantis Man then wrapped a dildo around Essix's ankle! The circulation was then cut off in Essix's ankle!! Essix had no choice but to tap out to Mantis Man's Dildo around the ankle lock!! Donald De Cecco then rang the vibrating bell and that signified that the match was over!!! But then the Unthinkable happened!!!! The Unthinkable happened indeed!!! Oh yes, what happened next was rather unthinkable, definitley unthinkable!!! BOTH STEVO'S PROMPTLY HIT THE RING AND UTTERLY DESTROYED DONALD DE CECCO AND MANTIS MAN!!!!!!!! BUTT PLEXES AND BUTT SLAMS WERE ADMINISTERED AT WILL!!!! THE MASTER OF BATION, STEVO, THREW DONALD DE CECCO OUT OF THE RING! THE OTHER STEVO APPLIED THE BOSTON CRACK ON MANTIS MAN!!! MANTIS MAN STARTED TO TAP THE MAT IN EXTREME AGONY!!! THE MASTER OF BATION,STEVO, THEN DID THE HULA DANCE!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AS FAR AS THE FUTURE OF HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING IS CONCERNED??????? Tickets are now on sale for a special TV taping of HBW MONDAY NIGHT (Hittin' it) RAW DAWG!!!!! Be there!!! |
| how did you get here: | Submit, Eh? |
| Name: | STEVEN DECECCO |
| E-mail address: | stevendecco@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.thamantisman.com/ |
| Comments: | FUCKING A!!! DONT U DARE POST ABOUT ME MANG. PLAYER X AND ESSIX, I AM COMMING TO KILL YOUR ASSES. FUCK YOUR SCHOOLTRASHERS.COM/FEMINEM.COM SHIAT. I AM N NO MOOD FOR YOUR ATROSITY AND ARROGANCE. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF NEITHER ONE OF YOU GET ALONG, I AM COMMING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | STUPID EMINEM HATING WEBSITES. FUCK ESSIX AND PLAYER X. |
| Name: | Essix |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | Eminem is superficial. He is the antithesis of creativity. ICP embodies creativity.
I tapped out to Steven De Cecco. |
| Name: | DONALD DE CECCO |
| E-mail address: | hbwchampion@HBW.com |
| Comments: | It feels good to be Homo Basement Wrestling Champion again. Some may say I cheated my sons out of the title at FUDGEMENT DAY. Some people are saying it was the biggest screw job in HBW history. Truth be told I did what I did because I felt I had to. My son who was champion was about to leave to become a gay porn star and my other stevo must have a case of ADHD. We simply couldn't have him as HBW Champion.
I have a new manager. He comes to the ring in a pink thong and tassles on his nipples. He goes by the name of MANTISMAN! |
| Name: | MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO |
| E-mail address: | stevo132@hotmale.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hbw.net/masterofbation |
| Comments: | HEY YOU DAMN STUPID JUGGALOES!
FUDGEMENT DAY?, OH MAN, WHERE DO I BEGIN, NO IDEA DO I HAVE I HAVE WHERE TO BEGIN, NO CLUE? WELL, FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO TIP MY HAT TO MY TWIN BROTHER, Steven DeCecco. YOU HAVE DEFINTLEY EARNED MY RESPECT AFTER OUR MATCH LAST NIGHT. YOU HAVE EARNED THE MASTER OF BATION'S RESPECT. YOU HAVE HAVE COMPLETLEY EARNED MY RESPECT. I HAVE BEEN IN HBW 2 YEARS LONGER THAN YOU HAVE AND YOU CAME VERY CLOSE TO BECOMING HBW CHAMPION LAST NIGHT. VERY CLOSE. NO ONE HAS EVER, AND I MEAN EVER, FOUND A WAY TO COUNTER MY ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION!!!! I ALSO HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAPPED OUT TO YOUR BOSTON CRACK. STEVO, ME, DOES NOT SUBMIT THOUGH. I REAPPLIED MY ANAL LOCK ON YOU BUT STILL COULD NOT BREAK FREE FROM YOUR BOSTON CRACK!!!! I COULD HEAR YOU SCREAMING BUT TOOT BE TOLD I WAS IN INCREDIBLE PAIN MYSELF, INCREDIBLE PAIN INDEED!!! THEN OUR BITCH ASS DAD HAD TO INTERFERE WITH WHAT WILL SURELY GO DOWN DOWN AS THE GREATEST HBW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IN HISTORY! THE GREATEST I TELL YOU!!!!! STEVO, YOU MAY CALL ME A PUSSY FOR THIS, BUT I DO HAVE TO RETIRE OR AT THE VERY LEAST TAKE A LOT OF TIME OFF! I A GOING TO HOLLYWOOD TO BE A GAY PORNO MOVIE STAR!!!! IT HAS BEEN A SUPEME DREAM OF MINE ALL MY LIFE!!!! PLUS I WAS HBW CHAMPION FOR 17 MONTHS AND HAVE SUSTAINED MANY SERIOUS INJURIES. VERY SERIOUS INJURIES INDEED! INJURIES THAT WOULD CRIPPLE MOST, BUT NOT ME, THE MASTER OF BATION!!!! ANYWAY, I WILL HELP YOU TRAIN FOR YOUR MATCH AGAINST DONALD DE CECCO! AFTER ALL, IT WAS ME WHO COUNTERED HIS RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE INTO THE ANAL LOCK AT 2003'S BUTT BASH IN THE BASEMENT TO WIN THE HBW TITLE!!! I KNOW HIS WEAKNESS!!! I DEFINITLEY KNOW HIS WEAKNESS!!!! DONALD DE CECCO (I NO LONGER HAVEA DAD IN MY EYES) WON THE HBW IN A A DISPICABLE FASHION!!! 100% DISPICABLE FASHION!!! HE HAS NO HONOR LIKE MY BROTHER Steven DeCecco!!! EITHER MY BROTHER OR STILL COULD HAVE HELD OUR HEADS HIGH (WAY HIGH) IF EITHER ONE OF US WOULD HAVE LOST CLEANLY!!! YOU SCREWED US FOR THE LAST TIME DONALD DE CECCO . Steven DeCecco WILL BREAK YOU!!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVER FORWARD SEALED WERD MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO |
| how did you get here: | Submit, Eh? |
| Name: | Darren Jacobs |
| E-mail address: | penile_luv@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.slimanus.com |
| Comments: | oh my fucking god B! I was at FUGEMENT DAY last night. I scored tickets. That was the best, most action packed sporting event I have ever seen. It was off the hook! If you are gay and love wrestling then you should definitley check out Homo Basement Wrestling. It is just fucking awesome. Wow! |
| how did you get here: | word of mouth |
| Name: | ADS_SUCK |
| Comments: | I am the Master of Bation. The real one. |
| how did you get here: | browsin |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | I *WILL* WALK ON THE BEACH WITH ALL YOUR FATHERS!!! DO YOU HEAR THAT??? I WILL WALK ON THE BEACH WITH ALL YOUR FATHERS!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | THIS IS NOT OVER, NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT!!! (DEFINATELY NOT OVER) OHNO, THIS IS NEVER OVER, FOR WHEN THE 2006 HBW COCKDOWN COMES, DONALD (MY FATHER, ALSO KNOWN AS PASQUALE DECECCO) WILL FACE THE NEW IMPROVED STEVO!!!! OH YES!!! THE NEW IMPROVED STEVEN WILL BE 200 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCEL!!! YOU HEAR THAT????? EXACTLY, 100%, 200 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCEL (100% PURE WRESTLERS MUSCEL!) MY COCK WILL BE HARD, DONALD. THE HARDEST IT'S "EVER" BEEN!!!!!! OH IT WILL BE SO HARD (IS SO HARD) AND YOU WILL SUBMIT TO MY NEW MOVES!!! OH YES!!! STEVEN IS UNDERGOING SECRET TRAINING!!! TOOT BE TOLD, MY ASSHOLE IS KILLING ME, IT REALLY HURTS, AND IT FLAPS IN A LIGHT BREEZE, OH BUT YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!! DEFINATELY PAY FOR THAT, YOU LAUGH AT YOUR MOTHER!!! 2006 HBW COCKDOWN WILL BE YOUR END!!!!!
SEALED WERD MASTER STEVE DEDECCO |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| E-mail address: | fudgementdayresults@hbw.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.fudgementday.net |
| Comments: | FUDGEMENT DAY RESULTS
WITHOUT A DOUGHT THE MOST HISTORICAL AND CONTROVERSIAL GAY PER VIEW IN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING HISTORY TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT FROM REMINGTON PARK IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO!!!!!! CURIOUSLY ENOUGH, AMERICAN PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH WAS IN ATTENDANCE, SOMETIMES YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHO WILl SHOW? THE FIRST MATCH OF THE EVENING WAS BETWEEN GOATGOD AND ZACH "THE SACK BITER" CRIDER. WELL, THE GOATGOD DEFINTLEY DOES HAVE GOAT LOVE WHAT HIM COMING OUT DRESSED LIKE A GOAT. HE EVEN DID THE GOAT DANCE. ALL THIS DID WAS MOTIVATE ZACH. ZACH THEN WALKED TO GOAT GOD AND KISSED HIM!!! GOAT GOD LIKED THIS AND THE TWO PROCEEDED TO MAKE OUT!!! ZACH THEN DROPPED TO HIS KNEES LIKE HE WAS GOING TO GIVE GOAT GOD HEAD. THEN ZACH BIT GOATGOD'S SCROTUM SACK!! GOATGOD HAD TO BE CARRIED OUT ON A STRETCHER!!!! LOOKS LIKE SACK BITER EARNED HIS HBW CONTRACT!!!!! BACKSTAGE THE TWO STEVEN DE CECCO'S WERE SHOWN TRAINING IN SEPERATE ROOMS FOR TONIGHT'S BLOCK BUSTER MAIN EVENT. ONE STEVO WAS SHOWN BUTT PLEXING A PUNCHING BAG. THE OTHER WAS DOING PULLUPS WITH A BROOM STICK UP HIS ASS AND GOING WOOOOOOOO!!!!! NEXT UP ON THE CARD IS THE SPECIAL 8 MAN BUTTHOLE ROYALE. THE MATCH STARTED OFF WITH BRANDON DILDO, JOE EDINGER, AND PLAYER X SUCKING AND FUCKING EACHER. BRANDON DILDO HIT HIS PATENTED "DEATH FROM BEHIND" FINISHER ON PLAYER X. PLAYER X WAS ELIMINATED! YUCCA KILLER THEN HIT THE RING AND RUBBED HIS FINGERS BETWEEN HIS ASS AND BALLS THEN SHOVED THEM UP BRADON DILDO'S NOSE. BRANDON DILDO PASSED OUT AND THUS WAS ELIMATED. PAUL TOOT THEN HIT THE RING BUT MET THE SAME FATE AS BRANDO DILDO. YUCCA KILER ELIMINATED PAUL TOOT!!! DJ JAKE (ESSIX) AND OBERON THE DRAGON HIT THE RING AND STARTED TO PERFORM HMO EROTIC GRAPPLING HOLDS ON YUCCA KILLER AND JOE EDINGER! DJ JAKE (ESSIX) QUICKLY ELIMINATED YUCCA KILLER WITH A MODIFIED DIRTY SANCHEZ! WHILE OBERON THE DRAGON WAS CHEERING ON HIS BOY FRIEND ESSIX HE DIDN'T NOTICE JOE EDINGER SNEAK UP FROM BEHIND. BEFORE OBERON THE DRAGON COULD ANYTHING JOE EDINGER LOCKED IN THE ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE FOR THE SUBMISSION VICTORY! HBW PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF HBW DONALD DE CECCO HIT THE RING! JOE EDINGER RAN AT DONALD DE CECCO (STEVEN'S DAD) BUT DONALD DE CECCO BITCH SLAPPED JOE EDINGER AND THEN CROSSED HIS FINGERS AROUND EDINGERS DICK TO FORM A FIGURE 4. JOE EDINGER TAPPED OUT! DJ JAKE (ESSIX) COWERED IN FEAR! HE TRIED TO RUN BUT DONALD DECCO GRABBED HIM AND GAVE HIM THE "PEDOPHILER"! DONALD DE CECCO THEN ELIMINATED DJ JAKE (ESSIX) WITH THE RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE!!!!!! DONALD DE CECCCO IS THE #1 CONTENDER TO THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! NEXT UP IS THE HUGEST, MOST PULSATING MAIN EVENT IN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING HISTORY!!!! A MONTAGE WAS THEN SHOWN. IT SHOWED VARIOUS CLIPS. THE FIRST ONE SHOWN PATRICIA DE CECCO TAKING A DUMP BACK IN 1981. SHE WAS SCREAMING AS TWO BIG TURDS FELL OUT OF HER BUTT. THE TURD STARTED CRYING LIKE BABIES. ON CLOSER INSPECTION THEY WERE BABIES, ASS HOLE BABIES. DONALD DE CECCO DECIDED TO NAME BOTH ASS HOLE BBIES STEVEN DE CECCO! HE MADE SURE THAT THEY LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE AT ALL TIMES! HE'D SEND OFF TO SCHOOL AND MOLEST THE OTHER!!! BOTH STEVEN DE CECCO ARE ACTUALLY STEVEN DE CECCO. THEY SHARE A PERSONALITY. DONALD DE CECCO TRIED TO KEEP THE TWO STEVENS SEPERATED. UNTIL TWO WEEKS AGO BOTH STEVEN'S DIDN'T KNOW OF THE OTHER'S EXISTENCE.................................................... THIS SPECIAL MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP! ALL THE SUDDEN "IT'S RAINING MEN" STARTED TO PLAY AND THE CHALLENGER (STEVO) MADE HIS WAY TO THE RING! "WAKE ME UP BEFORE GO-GO" BY WHAM THEN STARTED TO PLAY AND THE CHAMPION, MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO, THE MASTER OF BATION HIT THE RING. THE VIBRATING BELL RANG AND SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE JONATHON TAYLOR THOMAS SIOGNALLED FOR THE MATCH TO BEGIN! THE CHALLENGER STARTED SCREAMING HOW HE WAS GOING TO BUTT PLEX THE CHAMP! THE CHAMP THEN DICK KICKED THE CHALLENGER! THE CHAMP THEN WENT FOR ASS PUNCH AND CONNECTED! THE CHAMP WENT FOR ANOTHER ASS PUNCH BUT THE CHALLENGER COUNTERED IT INTO A COCK BREAKER! THE CHALLENGER THEN WENT FOR A POWER BUTT BMB BUT THE CHAMP COUNTERED THAT INTO THE TOMB BONE PILE DRIVER!!! THE CHAMP THEN WENT FOR ORAL TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT THE CHALLENGER COUNTER THIS INTO THE ANAL GAPER! TH CHALLENGER THEN BUTT PLEXED THE CHAMPION!!!!!! HE THEN WENT WOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE CHALLENGER THEN WENT FOR ANOTHER BUTT PLEX BUT THE CHAMP COUNTERED IT INTO A BUTT SLAM. HE THEN WOOOOOO!!!!! BUT SUDDENLY THE CHALLENGER GOT UP AND BUTT PLEXED THE CHAMP! THEN THE CHAMP BUTT SLAMMED THE CHALLENGER! BUTT PLEXES AND BUTT SLAMS WERE TRADED BACK AND FORTH OR 10 MINUTES!!!!! THEN SOME HOW THE CHAMP CAUGHT HE CHALLENGER IN THE DEADED ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. THE CHALLENGER SQUIRMED IN OBVIOUS PAIN BUT THEN THE UNTHINABLE HAPPENED!!! THE CHALLENGER ACTUALLY COUNTERED THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION INTO THE BOSTON CRACK!!! THE CHAMP WAS ABOUT TO SUBMIT BUT THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED AGAIN!!! WHILE THE CHAMP WAS STILL LOCKED IN THE BSTON CRACK HE MANAGED TO RE APLY THE ANAL LOCK SBISSION. THE TWO STEVO'S HAD EACH OTHERS PATENTED SUBMISSION MOVES ON EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!! BOTH SEEMED LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO TAP OUT BUT BOTH REFUSED TO RELEASE THEIR RESPECTIVE SUBMISION MOVES!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN CAME OUT AND AT FIRST SEEMED TO BE CONCERNED WITH HIS SONS WELFARE! HE THEN PULED OUT A LEAD FILLED DILDO AN BEAT BOTH STEVO'S UNCONSIOUS!!!! HE THEN GAVE BOTH OF THEM THE RIM JOB PRESS OFF THE TOP TURN BUCKLE!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN TOLD JONATHON TAYLOR THOMAS T ING THE BELL EVEN THOUGH NEITH OF THE STEVO'S TAPPED OUT! DONALD DE CECCCO THE CLAIMED SINCE HE WON THE BUTT HOL ROALE AND WAS #1 CONTENDER THAT HE WAS PART OF THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH! HE THEN PROCLAIMED HIMSELF TO BE THE NEW hbw cHAMPION!!!!!! THE SHOW WENT OFF THE AIR! WE HAVE A NEW HBW CHAMPON, DONALD DE CECCO!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | HBW RULES |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | I WILL BUTTPLEX THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU FOR POSTING ON HERE, THA MANTISMAN!!! THE EVERLIVING FUCK, DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH COCK???? DO YOU HEAR ME BOY!!??? I KNOW YOU HEAR ME AND I KNOW YOU FEAR ME, YOU ARE NEXT BOY!!! i will crush you on fudement day, I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOU ON FUDGEMENT DAY!!! SEALED WERD!!!! |
| Name: | Tha Mantisman |
| E-mail address: | ThaMantisman@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com/ |
| Comments: | IHPC, I WANT TO JOIN YOUR GROUP. TO DESTROY PX ONCE AND FOR ALL. |
| how did you get here: | D12 WORLD |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| Comments: | HBW MONDAY NIGHT RAW DAWG TV TAPING RESULTS
5-23-05: JUST 4 DAYS FROM THE HUGEST GAY PER VIEW IN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!!! HBW PRESIDENT DONALD DE CECCO KICKED THINGS OFF BY ANNOUNCING 2 BLOCK BUSTER MATCHES FOR THE NIGHT!!! BEFORE HE COULD SAY ANYTHING ELSE THE BUTT PLEXING STEVO APPEARED ON THE MONITOR WEARING A BLACK SKI MASK. HE WAS SCREAMING ARABIC AND GOING "WOOOOOOO!!!!" HE HAD THE MASTER OF BATION'S (HBW CHAMPION STEVO) WINNIE THE POOH DOLL. HE DECAPITATED IT. A MESSAGE WAS DEFINITLEY SENT. A HUGE STATEMENT WAS DEFINTLEY MADE INDEED!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN SET UP A HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING WRESTLING MATCH BETWEEN THE BUTT PLEXING STEVO AND OBERON THE DRAGON. THE MATCH LASTED 2 MINUTES. OBERON THE DRAGON GOT THE EVER LIVING FUCK BUTT PLEXED OUT OF HIMSELF! HE WAS THEN EASY PREY FOR THE BOSTON CRACK! HE TAPPED OUT QUICKER THAN ANY HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLER HAS EVER TAPPED OUT BEFORE!!!!!!!! THE NEXT MATCH PITTED OLD RIVALS AGAINST EACH OTHER! DJ JAKE BATTLED THE HBW CHAMPION, STEVO (NON TITLE MATCH), THE MASTER OF BATION. STEVO CAME TO THE RING EATING CRAB CAKES!!!! DJ JAKE WASTED NO TIME IN TRYING TO PERFORM A MODIFIED DIRTY SANCHEZ. THIS WAS COUNTERED INTO AN ORAL TRIANGLE HOLD!!! STEVO WOULD HAVE HAD THE SUBMISSION VICTORY BUT HE PULLED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND. HE THEN HIT A BUTT SLAM!!! AFTER THAT HE PUT A FINGER CONDOM ON HIS FINGER AND CLAMPED ON THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DJ JAKE (ESSIX) PROMPTLY SUBMITTED!!!! THE QUESTION REMAINS WHICH STEVO WILL PREVAIL IN THEIR SOON TO BE EPIC MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH MATCH AT HBW'S FUDGEMENT DAY??????!!!!! BE THERE!!!! |
| how did you get here: | CRAB CAKES |
| Name: | HBW FRONT OFFICE |
| Comments: | HBW MONDAY NIGHT RAW DAWG TV TAPING RESULTS
5-23-05: JUST 4 DAYS FROM THE HUGEST GAY PER VIEW IN HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!!! HBW PRESIDENT DONALD DE CECCO KICKED THINGS OFF BY ANNOUNCING 2 BLOCK BUSTER MATCHES FOR THE NIGHT!!! BEFORE HE COULD SAY ANYTHING ELSE THE BUTT PLEXING STEVO APPEARED ON THE MONITOR WEARING A BLACK SKI MASK. HE WAS SCREAMING ARABIC AND GOING "WOOOOOOO!!!!" HE HAD THE MASTER OF BATION'S (HBW CHAMPION STEVO) WINNIE THE POOH DOLL. HE DECAPITATED IT. A MESSAGE WAS DEFINITLEY SENT. A HUGE STATEMENT WAS DEFINTLEY MADE INDEED!!!!! DONALD DE CECCO THEN SET UP A HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING WRESTLING MATCH BETWEEN THE BUTT PLEXING STEVO AND OBERON THE DRAGON. THE MATCH LASTED 2 MINUTES. OBERON THE DRAGON GOT THE EVER LIVING FUCK BUTT PLEXED OUT OF HIMSELF! HE WAS THEN EASY PREY FOR THE BOSTON CRACK! HE TAPPED OUT QUICKER THAN ANY HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLER HAS EVER TAPPED OUT BEFORE!!!!!!!! THE NEXT MATCH PITTED OLD RIVALS AGAINST EACH OTHER! DJ JAKE BATTLED THE HBW CHAMPION, STEVO (NON TITLE MATCH), THE MASTER OF BATION. STEVO CAME TO THE RING EATING CRAB CAKES!!!! DJ JAKE WASTED NO TIME IN TRYING TO PERFORM A MODIFIED DIRTY SANCHEZ. THIS WAS COUNTERED INTO AN ORAL TRIANGLE HOLD!!! STEVO WOULD HAVE HAD THE SUBMISSION VICTORY BUT HE PULLED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND. HE THEN HIT A BUTT SLAM!!! AFTER THAT HE PUT A FINGER CONDOM ON HIS FINGER AND CLAMPED ON THE ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION. DJ JAKE (ESSIX) PROMPTLY SUBMITTED!!!! THE QUESTION REMAINS WHICH STEVO WILL PREVAIL IN THEIR SOON TO BE EPIC MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH MATCH AT HBW'S FUDGEMENT DAY??????!!!!! BE THERE!!!! |
| how did you get here: | CRAB CAKES |
| Name: | Zach Crider |
| E-mail address: | zachrider@msn.com |
| Comments: | I admit this I am out of the closet! I change my name to Sack Biter! I challenge Goat God to a match at Fudgement Day!! The winner recieves a HBW Contract!!!!!
It is rumoured that crab cakes will be on sale at Fudgement Day???? |
| Name: | hbw front office |
| Comments: | this is an official transcript to the new HBW commercial for FUDGEMENT DAY!
AN UNSTOPABLE HOMO (camera pans to the MASTER OF BATION making DJ Jake (Essix) tap out to the ANAL LOCK SUBMISSION) vs. THE UNMOVEABLE HARDON (camera pans to STEVEN BUTT PLEXING the EVER LIVING FUCK (and going WOOOOOO!!) out of OBERON THE DRAGON) A FAMILY TORN APART (camera pans to DONALD DE CECCO IN TEARS) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TRUE MASTER! twin brothers WILL COLLIDE FOR THE HBW TITLE! THE CHAMP WANTS HIS SUFFED ANIMALS BACK (CAMERA PANS TO Steven WITH A BLACK MASK ON TALKING IN ARABIC AND DECAPITATING THE CHAMP'S WINNIE THE POOH DOLL) HBW FUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!!! 5-27-05 REMINGTON PARK!!!!! $7 ADMISSION FEE!!!! ALSO A VERY SPECIAL 8 MAN BUTTHOLE ROYALE TO DETERMINE THE #1 CONTENDER!!!!! BE THERE!!! |
| how did you get here: | WOOOOOO!!!!! |
| Name: | Zach Crider |
| E-mail address: | zachcrider@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.slimanus.com |
| Comments: | yo yo yo. you guyz are sikk fukin homos. this site iz supposed to be bowt clownz. keep it real u sick fags. |
| Name: | Ron De Cecco |
| E-mail address: | clowncollege8181@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | This is to my Steven who uses the Butt Plex. I'm sorry about not being more open to your feelings. Sorry for playing with your emotions for all of these years. E Mail me and maybe we can resolve this dispute? You will e mail me boy or you will never be HBW Champion. The other Stevo is already an excellent HBW Champion! Frankly, I'm sure if you ripping off your brothers cherished HBW move arsenal is the way to defeat our longest running champion in HBW history, MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO, my son. You are my son too and I love you, e mail me!!! |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | Stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | FUDGEMENT DAY????? DID YOU SAY "FUDGEMENT DAY?" BOY, FUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE YOUR END!!!!!!!! YOUR FUCKIN END TURD BOY! IT WILL BE MY BEGINNING (YOUR END) AND MY BEGINNING BUT YET IT WILL BE YOUR END?~ YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT WILL BE YOUR END!!!!!!!!! YOU ALSO NEGLECT TO MENTION THAT ICP WILL BE IN ATTENDENCE AT FUDGEMENT DAY AND GUESS WHAT TURD BOY? STEVEN has joined forces with icp!!! STEVEN HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE AND JOINED FORCES WITH ICP!!! AT FIRST, AT FIRST I REFUSED TO EVEN THINK OF THIS, BUT JOSEPH ULSTER SUCKS MY COCK SO DAMN GOOD AND HE TAUGHT ME SOME NEW HOMOEROTIC WRESTLING MOVES! (NEW MOVES, STEVO FANS!!!!!!!!) THE FAKE STEVEN SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO MOVES SUCH AS THE powerBUM! the pole in the HOLE ram, a super cock to ASS buttplex, the DEEPthroat chokehold, the 3/4 COCKbreaker, the million dollar gay-wet-dream, the lateral cock-in-ass press and much more and i SAID MUCH MORE! DO YOU HEAR ME FAKE STEVEN????? DO YOU HEAR ME BOY????!!! I KNOW THAT YOU NOW FEAR ME, BECAUSE, LIKE THE FAGS AT FEMINEM.COM, I SENSE THE SAME KIND OF FEAR FROM YOU AS THOSE CLOWN BITCHES!!! DO YOU KNOW THAT I TRACKED ALL THE FEMINEM.COM FAGS DOWN TO THEIR TRAILERS AND BUTTPLEXED EVERY DAMN LAST ONE OF THEM AND BUTTPLEXED THEM IN BED???? BUTT FILLER (YUCCA KILLER THE ASS DRILLER), BUTTSEX (ESSIX) OBERON THE FAGGON, THE WOP, DRUSS THE WUSS, ALL BUTTPLEXED!!!!!!!! (BUTTPLEXED TO THE 100%!) AND GUESS WHAT MAGGOT TURD??? I DIDN'T USE ANY KY!!!! (JUST SPIT) YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN DRUSSES LITTLE TWINK FACE AFTER I BUTTPLEXED HIM AND PUMPED HIM FULL OF IT (STEVEN PUMPED HIM FULL!!) AND ALL I USED WAS SPIT!!! BUT YOU FAKE STEVO, OH YOU WON'T EVEN GET THE PRIVELIDGE OF SPIT!!! I WILL DRY CORNHOLE YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT YEAR!!!!!
YOUR END IS FUDGEMENT DAY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Steven Decco |
| E-mail address: | clownophobe@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.eminem.com/ |
| Comments: | DAM YOU PX!!! IF YOU WRITE ABOUT ME I WILL ING KILL YOU!!! DONT WITH ME!!! |
| how did you get here: | I OWN THE BITCH! |
| Name: | Donald De Cecco |
| E-mail address: | donalddececco@hbw.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hbw.net |
| Comments: | Hello kids,
For those of you who don't who I am my name is Donald De Cecco. I am the founder of Homo Basement Wrestling and its acting President. Did I mention that I am Stevens father? We seem to have a real problem here in HBW.A real problemo to say the least. It would seem that are TWO Steven De Ceccos both claiming to be the real deal. They are both identical in appearence and pretty much have the same homo basement wrestling style. They both have the most adorable butt holes on god's green earth........ The only logical step would be at our next HBW Pay Per View, FUDGEMENT DAY, would be to have both Stevos square off in a most extreme main event! I am talking about a Michael Jackson Ultimate Submission Match!!! The object of this match is to make your opponent tap out until he passes out. My basement will be decorated like the Neverland Ranch!! A ButtHole Royale will also take place. DJ JAKE (ESSIX), Yucca Killer, Player X, Paul Toot, Oberon the Dragon, Brandon Dildo, Joe Edinger and MYSELF will all go it at the same time to determine the #1 contender to the HBW title!! BLOCK BUSTER NEWS!!!!!! As you are well aware Steven De Cecco's mom is also my daughter, Patricia! She had an asshole baby! What You didn't know is she had twins. Essentially there are two Steven De Ceccos. One ass hole baby was bad enough;how could I justify two asshole babies? I simply couldn't justify this so I kept one Stevo locked up in the basement at all times. I named them both Steven De Cecco. I made them look and excersise exactly alike. One would be in Special Education and I'd be training the other to be an expert Homo Basement Wrestler. Both only have half an education but both ARE Steven De Cecco!!! Just as people have split personalities my two sons share a persona. Everything was fine until I hit one of my Trademark Moves, the PEDOPHILER ON the Stevo who uses the Butt Plex. We got stuck and had to go upstairs where the other Steven saw his brother for THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!!! The shit just hit the fan from there and now I have no choice but to have the two settle their dispute at FUDGEMENT DAY!!! BE THERE!!! Ever Forward Donald De Cecco |
| how did you get here: | $7 admission |
| Name: | Zach Crider |
| E-mail address: | zachcrider@msn.com |
| Comments: | I just surfed in and I have to say this is the gayest fucking bull shit I have ever read in my entire life! |
| Name: | THE REAL GILLIGAN STEVO!!!!! |
| E-mail address: | gkfk |
| Homepage URL: | http://j |
| Comments: | I have always ever forwardly have had one step ahead on you. My huge DICK is a gLAring diffeREnce thAt makes me ME THE REAL STEVEN DE CECCO, THE MASTER OF BATION!!!! ANOTHER MINOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I IS THIS: Between you you and and I I is this illogical, unfathomable difference; a 100% diffeRnce that you cannot possible fathom?????? Woo. I will always be eternally and anally ahead of you until until I make my dad reveal the tue reason!!!!!! THE TRUE REASON IS THAT I AM THE REAL STEVO!!!!!! YOU ONLY HAVE 6 HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING MOVES IN YOUR ARSENAL WHEREAS I HAVE FORGOT MORE HBW MOVES THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOWW!!! haaaa HAAAA!!!
LIST OF THE JUST A FEW OF THE REAL STEVO's HBW MOVE ARSENAL, JUST A A SAMPLE OF SOME OF MY BEST HOMO EROTIC MANUEVERS: 1.aSS pUNCH 2.dICK kICK 3.tOMB-BONE PILE DRIVER-(A MOST SUPREME FINISHER IN ITS OWN RIGHT, BUT THE REAL STEVO, I, AM A PERFECTIONIST, A DEFINITE PERFECTIONIST INDEED!!! I INSERT MY HUGE MANHHOOOODD EITHER FROM THE FRONT OR THE BEHIND; FROM THE FRONT OR BEHIND MAKES NO NO DIFFERENCE!!!! I THEN DO A CART WHEEL WITH MY HUGE DICK IN YOUR SPHINCTER AND THUS TURN YOU UPSIDE DOWN! I THEN SIMPLY AND MOST ELEMENTARY DROP TO MY KNEES AND UTTERLY DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD. A 100% REAL STEVO ORIGNAL KNOCKOUT MOVE!!!!! i WON'T BOTHER REAPEATING THIS YOU PERSON WHOSE RECTUM IS SO INEXPIERENED THAT ONLY SMALL MAGGOTS CAN FIT UP YOUR VIGIN BUTT CAVITY,,,,wooooooooo!!!! 4.cOCK BOTTOM (MODIFIED BUTT SLAM PINNING MANUEVER, EVER SLIGHTLY LESS DEADLY HOWEVER) IN ADITION TO THIS I WOULD BE ABLE TO OuT MANUEVER YOUR PATHEIC BOStON crack HOLD INTO JOE EDINGER'S FINISHING HOLD; THE ORAL TRIANGLe HOLD!!! I TAUGHT HIM THAT HOLD!!! A 100% REAl STEVO ORIGINAL!!!!! WHOOP my dad is horny again, more defintley to cummm ohgjhgkgkgk!!! bhlj jhbky uygy eve forwardohhhhhhh!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! |
| how did you get here: | you will submit, eh? |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| Comments: | THAT PROOVES THAT I AM THE REAL STEVEN! I AM THE REAL DEAL MAGGOT TURD (MAGGOT BOY) AND FOR IMPERSONATING THE GREAT STEVEN YOU WILL GET YOUR NECK SNAPPED BY STEVEN, I WILL SNAP YOUR SCRAWNY NECK TURD BOY!!!! I WILL MAKE YOU SUBMIT!! I WILL APPLY THE FIGURE FOURSKIN COCKLOCK ON YOU!!! THE (PATENTED BY STEVEN) FIGURE FORESKIN COCKLOCK!!! ALSO, YOU PROOVE I AM THE REAL DEAL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE (DO) PROOVE THAT I AM THE REAL DEAL. STEVEN IS WORLD RENOWNED FOR HIS REPETITION, SO, BECAUSE I REPEAT MYSELF MEANS THAT YOU NEED TO HEAR ME BOY, OH NO, YES, YOU DEFINATELY NEED TO HEAR MY WITTY WORDS (I AM 100% WITTINESS) I ALWAYS WERE (AM) PURE WITTINESS AND YOU ALWAYS WERE (ARE) A MAGGOT TURD, TURD BOY!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN WILL MAKE YOU SUBMIT WITH THE FIGURE FORESKIN COCKLOCK!!!! WINNIE THE POOH???? YOUR WINNIE THE POOH IS HIDDEN IN MY ASS AND NONE OF YOUR FEEBLE ANAL LOCKS WILL RELEASE HIM!!!! NOT ONE! (NEVER ONE FEEBLE ANAL LOCK)
TO PEOPLE (STEVO FANS) YOU KNOW I AM THE REAL DEAL, LIKE BRET HART IS THE REAL DEAL, SO AM I, MASTER STEVEN DECECCO, MASTER OF 7 STAR PRAYING MANTIS KUNG FU AND SENSEI OF THE 7 STAR PRAYING MANTIS KUNG FU KWOON (I AM STILL SENSEI!!!!) AND ALSO MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE HBW!!!! DESTROYER OF 182 JUGGALOS ASSHOLES BY MY PATENTED ANAL GAPER ON THE STREETS OF WINDSOR!! WHEN I SEE A JUGGALO I JUST GO CRAZY!!! I WILL PIN THOSE CLOWN PAINTED BITCHES DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE IT WAS THE MAT!!! I JUST BOSTON CRACK THOSE PAINTED CLOWN FAGS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE! DAMN STUPID MONKEYS!!! |
| Name: | MASTER sTEVEN DE CECCo |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.feminem.com |
| Comments: | More reasons why I am the REAL STEVEN DE CECCO: by Steven De Cecco
4. I, Master Steven De Cecco, the MASTER of BATION, no longer feel the need to repeat myself and thus have not. WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN HBW CHAMPioN AS LONG AS I THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF. THE FAKE STEVO DOES A 2003-2004 IMPRESSION OF ME, MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO. I REPEATED MYSELF WAY MORE IN 2003-2004. I SIMPLY NO LONGER FEEL THE NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF. MORE TO COME. MORE REASONS WILL BE POSTED BY THE TRUE MASTER EVER FORWARD MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO |
| how did you get here: | SUBMIT, EH? |
| Name: | Steven DeCockInMeSoGood |
| E-mail address: | drussUK@gay.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.gay.com/ |
| Comments: | I want your cock!!! I fear PX3, let's kick his ass. |
| how did you get here: | gay |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | You just made your biggest mistake maggot boy (turd boy) YOU JUST MADE YOUR BIGGEST DAMN MISTAKE!! I am fake? That I am fake? That but I am 100% fake (not fake) I am definately without a doubt Steven DeCecco master of martial arts and expert homo basement wrestler! DO YOU REALISE THAT I (STEVEN) PATENTED THE MOST FEARED (FEARED BY ALL IN THE HBW) THE MOST FEARED HOMO WRESTLING MOVE IN ALL OF THE HBW????????????~ The one, thee only, the excellence of excellence, excellently excellent, the excellent and feared and admired BOSTON CRACK!!! DO YOU REALISE I AM THE MOST RESPECTED WRESTLER IN ALL OF THE HBW????? FOR WHEN YOU HEAR MY ENTRANCE MUSIC (ITS RAINING MEN) AND YOU SEE 180 POUNDS OF MASTER STEVE DECECCO (180 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCEL) HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR CROTCH BULGE THEN YOU WILL KNOW FEAR!!! Emil was utterly defeated by the boston crack, my dick was so far up his asscrack that he could taste the head of my dick in the back of his scrawny neck!!!! (his scrawny throat, snapped!) Steven hurt Emil Wagenius so badly when he faced up to Master Steven. I UTTERLY DESTROYED EMIL WAGENIUS!!!!!!! I BROKE HIM IN!! I BROKE HIM THE FUCK IN!!!! AND I WILL BREAK YOU THE FUCK IN FAKE STEVO!!! ARE YOU READY FOR 180 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCEL, MASTER STEVE DECECCO?????????????????????????????? |
| Name: | STEVEN DE CECCO |
| E-mail address: | stevo@hotmale.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.essix.net |
| Comments: | JUST AS I AS I AS I , OHHHHHHH, UHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMM, STOP IT DAD
JUST AS I WAS WRITING FANTASTIC REASONS WHY I AM THE REAL STEVO MY DAD CAE I WITH "THAT" LOOK IN HIS EYES. oJGFCJC MORE REASONS TO COME, MORE REASONS TO .,N LYK JFCGK,VBN ,MB KJBGK BKJ M |
| Name: | MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO!!! |
| E-mail address: | stevo31675@hotmale.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.iamgoingtobreakthefakestevos_spirit.net |
| Comments: | I HAVE HAD THAT WINNIE THE POOH STUFFED ANIMAL SINCE I GOT OUT OFF THE HOSPITAL BACK IN '89. I DEMAND THE RETURN OF WINNIE THE POOH! YOU WILL RETURN MY WINNIE! YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REVEAL THE LOCATION OF MY BELOVED WINNIE THE POOH! YOU, FAKE STEVO, WILL REVEAL THE SECRET LOCATION!!!!
reasons why stevo@HBW.com is the fake STEVO by MASTER STEVEN DE CECCO 1. THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST GLARING OF ALL GLARING DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE FAKE STEVO AND ME THE REAL STEVEN DECCO. THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUGHT THE %100 UNDISPUTED REASON HERE: I AM THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING CHAMPION AND YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!! WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY THE TRUE STEVO HAS THE HBW BELT IN HIS POSSESION!! AWWWWW, WHERE'S YOU BELT? THAT'S RIGHT , YOU DON'T HAVE ONE YOU FAKE DAMN STUPID LOSER PUNK!!!! YOU ARE ONLY EVER SLIGHTLY STARTED TO PISS ME OF YOU IMPOSTER FUCK BOY!!! ONLY EVERSLIGTLY!!! WHEN YOU'VE BEEN HBW CHAMPION AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN YOU LEARN TO YOU COOL. YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR MONKEY IN YOUR PANTS. YOU KEEP YOUR COOL A-N-D YOUR COOL MONKEY IN YOUR PANTS. 2. I AM THE MASTER OF BATION!!!! YOUR PATHETIC BOY NUT IS TAPPED OUT BEFORE I'VE BUSTED EVEN MY 7TH LOAD. THE REAL STEVO, ME, HAS BUSTED 102 STRIGHT NUTS IN THE DEVOSHIRE MALL REST ROOM; 3RD ENTRANCE TO THE RIGHT!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU? 3. THE FAKE STEVO, YOU, DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A DAD!!!YOU ARE A BASTARD, DEFINTLEY A 100% GRADE A PURE BASTARD FUCKER!!!! GIVE ME MY WINNIE THE POOH DOLL!!! AFTER I MAKE YOU TAP OUT YOU WILL GIVE WHAT IS MINE!!!!! |
| Name: | Steve DeCecco |
| E-mail address: | Stevo@HBW.com |
| Comments: | Steve DeCecco is the real deal maggot boy, maggot turd (maggot breath) Stevo is definately the real ultimate deal maggot shit, (maggot fucker) STEVE DECECCO IS THE REAL DEAL MAGGOT BITCH, MAGGOT BOY, MAGGOT FUCKER! YOU FAKE STEVENS DEFILE THE HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING! YOU DEFILE HE GOOD NAME OF HOMO BASEMENT WRESTLING! I APPLIED THE BOSTON CRACK TO ICP WHEN THEY CAME INTO THE HBW!!! I BUTTPLEXED THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT OF ICP!!! INSANE CLOWN PUSSIES!!!! STEVEN FUCKED THEIR BUTT PUSSIES!!! STEVEN FUCKED THEM GOOD HE BOSTON CRACKED THE PAIR OF THOSE FAGGOTS!! I WOULD LOVE FOR ICP TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH STEVEN AGAIN, BUT I DOUBT WHETHER THEIR ASSHOLES HAVE RECOVERED FROM THE SAVAGE BUTTFUCKING I GAVE THEM ON THE MAT LAST TIME!!! ICP TAPPED OUT BUT STEVEN WOULD NOT STOP!!! STEVEN WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL!! STEVEN WOULD NOT RELEASE THE BOSTON CRACK (PATENTED BY STEVEN!!!) STEVEN WOULD DEFINATELY NOT RELEASE THAT PATENTED BY STEVEN BOSTON CRACK!!! STEVEN BOSTON CRACKED THEIR STUPID CLOWN PAINT RIGHT OF THEIR GAY FACES!!! RIGHT OFF!!! YOU THINK I FEAR ICP>? DO YOU THINK I FEAR ICP???????? JUST MENTION THE NAME STEVEN DECECCO TO THEM AND YOU WILL SEE (THE FEAR) IN THEIR EYES!!! NEVER AGAIN WILL THEY ENTER THE HBW!!!!!!!! STEVEN MADE A LAUGHING STOCK OF ICP!!! STEVEN ALWAYS WINS OVER ICP, JUGGALOES, WHATEVER!!!! STEVEN WINS!!!! |