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Name: edwin johnstone
E-mail address: edwin@johnstone.co.uk
Homepage URL: http://no site thank you
Comments:hello gregor,

i came here to look at your silly section and found it was disabled. I like the rest of your site though, the house project is particularly appealing.... you fenian fuckbag.
Tuesday, April 11th 2006 - 03:11:38 PM
Name: the dark invader
E-mail address: anal@instruments.com
Homepage URL: http://www.anal-pain.com
Comments:
Anal beads are useful when taken on stag weekends
Saturday, May 1st 2004 - 01:31:21 PM
Name: gregor's lover
E-mail address: bigman@loveit.com
Homepage URL: http://www.bigman.com
Thursday, November 20th 2003 - 03:21:45 AM
Name: Sick boy
Comments:Why did the lottery refuse to pay out to Simon Weston even though he has a winning ticket?

Because he burnt his coupon.
Friday, October 17th 2003 - 02:02:52 AM
Name: Big Eck
E-mail address: eck@rangers.co.uk
Homepage URL: http://www.rangers.co.uk
Comments:Hey Greg,
Just thought I'd call you a big fenion fuck for ruining our chances on Sunday.
We'll get you next year, and we'll only have 1 qualifying round, so sod you
Tuesday, March 12th 2002 - 02:28:12 PM
Name: Can't remember
E-mail address: half-incher@peadophile.com
Homepage URL: http://www.sicko.com
Comments:Coming soon, Gregor's mum on a live shower cam feed.

You'll get all the action on this site - stay tuned.
Wednesday, October 3rd 2001 - 05:00:49 AM
Name: old man next door
Comments:u surely have got to pissed of gregor. i mean if only u
were a few years younger, u would be all excited and
marvelling at the prospect of being a roomy with the prince
this coming year.....oh, and u would be a hell of a lot
slimmer too...oh well, never mind, u still have me and u.
Tuesday, August 14th 2001 - 09:34:18 AM
Name: Bruv
E-mail address: notasfatasGregor@shite.co.uk
Comments:IF you want to see something REALLY sick go to http://www.bonsaikitten.com or something like that anyway. It shows you how to basically make a kitten into any shape you want with some pretty sick methods
Sunday, July 1st 2001 - 10:31:20 AM
Name: John Keats
E-mail address: ode.to@autumn.com
Homepage URL: http://www.keats.co.uk
Comments:Once upon a time there was a fat shite called Gregor,
Who sat and ate pies all day long,
He was fat and round and dressed like a beggar,
And my did his shit stained pants pong
Tuesday, June 19th 2001 - 03:02:14 PM
Name: Encyclopedia Brittanica
E-mail address: James Stephens and John O'Mahoney
Homepage URL: http://www.ac.wwu.edu/~col/fenian/irish.html
Comments:For reference, the 18th Century Irish political party is spelt Fenian, not fenion.

Regards,

Fatty
Monday, June 18th 2001 - 07:39:31 AM
Name: Jamesy Cotter
Comments:Ay Rab ?
Friday, June 15th 2001 - 10:55:44 AM
Name: The Queen
Homepage URL: http://kill-the-fenions.com
Comments:Hey "Green Dominator"......you fenion fuck.

Watch yourself son, you're a dead man walking.

PS. Piss of back to where ye came from and grow some potatoes

Friday, June 15th 2001 - 10:55:07 AM
Name: Big Eddie
Comments:Hi Gregor - Big Eddie Here.

If ever I needed inspiration for my new workout and diet plan to create the Leaner Meaner Eddie, I certainly haven't got it here. I've never seen such obesity before my eye(s) [WOOPS, SHIT - didn't mean that].
Monday, June 11th 2001 - 02:25:30 PM
Name: Mixu Pattelinan
Comments:Keep up the good work Gregor...........good to see I'm not the only fat bastard in Scotland
Monday, June 11th 2001 - 01:26:01 PM
Name: Charlie Nicholas
Comments:Hey Gregor, I know us fenion bastards can be pretty ugly.........but you take the piss.

......God damn you're an ugly cunt!
Monday, June 11th 2001 - 01:11:21 PM
Name: Alex McLeish
E-mail address: Alex@UglyBastards.com
Comments:Hi Greg!

I thought I was the ugliest bastard in the world!!
Maybe its because you were wearing a Cel'ic strip when that photo was taken. Or maybe it was the absence of teeth, or maybe it was the immense gut...
Sunday, June 10th 2001 - 09:30:21 AM
Name: Dick Advocaat
E-mail address: Dick@Vocaat
Homepage URL: http://Dick'sDickPics.com
Comments:Hi Gregor,
Just wondering if this fucking thing was working again.
I'll be needing some pre-season advice on which injured
dutchmen to buy soon.
Saturday, June 9th 2001 - 05:10:28 AM
Name: Pieman
E-mail address: your.so.fat@unbelievable.com
Homepage URL: http://www.pies.com
Comments:I've seem some fat bastards in my time but you are taking
the piss. What do you have for breakfast, deep fried lard?
Thursday, March 1st 2001 - 02:52:22 PM
Name: George Graham
E-mail address: george@don't attack whatever you do.com
Comments:Gregor needs help. I mean it. And i know him.
Monday, February 19th 2001 - 02:16:34 PM
Name: Green Dominator
Homepage URL: http://www.celticfc.co.uk
Comments:You are our Larsson,
Our Henrik Larsson,
You make us happy,
When skies are grey...
Wednesday, February 7th 2001 - 08:08:31 AM
Name: Gregor's mum.
Comments:Just for the record; I didn't keep the moustache
long.............only whilst I was going through my Graeme
Souness phase.
Sunday, February 4th 2001 - 08:38:21 AM
Name: Gladys Hunter
E-mail address: don't know what this means
Homepage URL: http:// ????
Comments:Hi Gregor,

Just to say it was nice to see you again at Christmas.
I am hopefully sending you boys a WHOPPING great big cheque
at Easter time - so watch this space.

/Gran

P.S. Fucking love the jokes!!!
Tuesday, January 30th 2001 - 08:01:44 AM
Name: Stan Collymore
Comments:I'll be your dream striker big boy
Tuesday, October 17th 2000 - 11:38:57 PM
Name: not puffy alex or fatman#2
Comments:Doing the MrsFatman: A time honoured event in which while
laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her
asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper
lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look
like Gregor's mother.
Monday, August 21st 2000 - 11:07:07 PM
Name: Andy Kernan
Comments:Are you sure your name is Kenny Dalglish and not E Grantham?
Monday, June 5th 2000 - 06:21:45 AM
Name: Andy Kernan
Comments:Are you sure your name is Kenny Dalglish and not E Grantham?
Monday, June 5th 2000 - 06:21:44 AM
Name: Kenny Dalglish
Comments:Once a fat useless twat, always f'ing useless. Nob jockey,
arse licking twat. Glad yo fat butt is in Scotland where it
belongs. Stop eating so much (think of the needy starving),
and stop sweating cos I can smell you from 'ere. Git.
Friday, May 19th 2000 - 02:45:13 AM
Name: Harry Brattpack
Homepage URL: http://www.lesbed.com
Comments:I was too good for tghe Celts, fuck you and your fucking
shit country Jock scum.
Friday, January 28th 2000 - 01:04:07 PM
Name: Puremental
E-mail address: Loonybin@PureMentalMail.com
Comments:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Friday, January 14th 2000 - 04:33:50 PM
Name: John Barnes
E-mail address: Parkhead@glasgow
Comments:where the fuck has your gallery of the grotesque gone?
It ain't functioning.
P.S. Do you think I should buy Ian Ferguson?
Friday, January 14th 2000 - 04:32:10 PM
Name: The Anal Assassin
E-mail address: rjma@liverpool.ac.uk
Homepage URL: http://www.scatlovers.com
Comments:It's true - Buzz is gay. He told me last night.
Monday, November 29th 1999 - 02:46:07 AM
Name: Dick Advocaat
E-mail address: Dick@Vocaat
Comments:Your page has speeded up quite a lot recently, especially
the pics seem a lot quicker. You need more racism in the
joke page I think, but other than that i would give you
8/10. So rare that u can spend a good half hour browsing
through a site.
Monday, August 30th 1999 - 05:29:37 AM
Name: Dick Advocaat
E-mail address: Dick@Vocaat
Comments:Your page has speeded up quite a lot recently, especially
the pics seem a lot quicker. You need more racism in the
joke page I think, but other than that i would give you
8/10. So rare that u can spend a good half hour browsing
through a site.
Monday, August 30th 1999 - 05:27:52 AM
Name: alex
E-mail address: sexy@inbed.com
Comments:Filth. Absolute filth.
What happened to censorship ?
Friday, July 2nd 1999 - 05:59:00 AM
Name: Frank Skinner
E-mail address: frank@hotmail.com
Comments:looks like you put in plenty of time on this site fat boy.
perhaps you should be doing some work instead?
Wednesday, June 16th 1999 - 01:11:25 AM
Name: anonymous
Comments:I dind't like the grotesque pics too mcuh. I think it is
rather disturbing that you have them at all.

For the others maybe you could add thumbnails as it is
paijnfully slow trying to naivagate some of the pics.

Wednesday, May 19th 1999 - 08:38:17 AM
Name: nobody
E-mail address: dinnae huv wun
Comments:your page is pure shite nbig man
Friday, May 7th 1999 - 07:21:12 AM
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