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If you have a minute, please add your entry to those below by signing my Dreambook!


Name: joshua gordon
E-mail address: joshuagordon8@hotmail.com
Comments:good series, will definatly read more.
Sunday, March 7th 2010 - 09:14:09 AM
Name: Kadaj
Comments:You know me, just joined Mallboro.

I have to say. You're more creative than me. And I thought I had a bajillion ideas. Pffft. You have my supreme respect, admiration, and possibly even idolisation.
Friday, August 14th 2009 - 11:03:12 PM
Name: Sarah
E-mail address: Bunnygirl142003@yahoo.com
Comments:Not so long ago I finished FF8. My fiance told me to check out the Squall Experiment whenever I got the chance.

I have a rough night, remembered to check it out, and now I feel great! That is one of the most hilarious things I have read!It is an amazing piece of writing that I would reread. (And I'm not big on rereading things, usually.)

In the meantime, I'm TOTALLY gonna read Marlboro. I'm totally psyched and love this place! (And now I want to play the other FFs. SO GOOD!) :D
Monday, March 30th 2009 - 01:14:11 AM
Name: Wyvern
E-mail address: wyvern249@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/wyvernxk7
Comments:How is it that I've never signed this guestbook? I guess I've been too busy leaving my mark in the forums and the SOEs...one of my best friends was the second person to comment here, thank the heavens he passed this sight on to me, for it has become part of my life. Keep on kickin' names and takin' aspirin! Or something...

~Xk7
Monday, February 26th 2007 - 12:55:10 PM
Name: Justin
E-mail address: Anneron@Gmail.com
Comments:Hey, I joined last night, I've really enjoyed the Amazing Final Fantasy Race, & I hope it is finished soon, or more accurately, the episodes come faster :D, Also SOE is pretty cool, keep up the good work!
Thursday, February 15th 2007 - 05:19:50 PM
Name: Lucavi
E-mail address: chaosjake6@yahoo.com
Comments:Bob if you even read these its been a good 3 months since i signed up for the forum and still on access =(. Notice you've been busy and all so i wont bug you about it to much. Oh i'll have to talk to you about something l8tr this week so ttyl.
Friday, June 30th 2006 - 11:19:30 AM
Name: Dale
E-mail address: jroun8rq@umw.edu
Homepage URL: http://students.umw.edu/~jroun8rq/Battlers.html
Comments:Hey. I just joined the site a few hours ago, and I like it a lot. I'm especially engaged in your Final Fantasy Amazing Race and am wondering why you haven't finished it. I've gotta find out what happens at the end! But please -- no eliminating Steiner and Beatrix until toward the end. Please?
Monday, June 19th 2006 - 02:30:36 AM
Name: Fleck
Homepage URL: http://www.maculacalix.goatpen.org
Comments:I'm bored so I signed your guestbook. Not like anyone's gonna know since no one checks this anymore. Let's see....I know, I'll be the first critic to sign your guestbook!. Ahem....BOB! YOUR SITE IS TEH SUCK AND SO IS BUGGING SEPHRIOTHOTHS! EVERYTHING HERE IS TEH GAY AND YOU SMELL LIKE SALMON!

Go to my site, it's much better.
Thursday, April 13th 2006 - 08:14:52 PM
Name: Fifi
E-mail address: tsukiyomix@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.oritsuru.com
Comments:Thought I'd leave a message, just because your site rocks so much! It'll take quite awhile to read through all this, but it's all great!^^;; Hope to see more Squall Online in the future!
Sunday, November 6th 2005 - 11:56:26 PM
Name: jaysin christensen
E-mail address: moppyjo1@netzero.com
Comments:final fantasy rules!
Friday, July 29th 2005 - 10:27:13 PM
Name: RinoaTifa
E-mail address: arwen9603@msn.com
Comments:Honestly, what can I say? This site is fantastic! I'm a long time fan, first time guestbooksigner but I've been following this site for months and really enjoying it! When I first discovered it, I nearly fell over laughing at Bugging Sephiroth which I thoroughly insist is THE best, funniest Sephiroth fanfic I've ever read. Then there's the delightful one-offs and the Amazing FF Race which I'm currently loving even more than usal. Rufus and Shinra to win! *waves a minature flag with "I *heart* Rufie" written on it*
Seriously, keep this up!
Saturday, July 9th 2005 - 08:43:13 AM
Name: A-chan
E-mail address: -
Comments:Good site! Please update Bugging Sephiroth, it's funny!^_^
Monday, March 7th 2005 - 09:24:44 AM
Name: Lefto
Comments:My god you 2 guys are gay. Well, your actually only one guy, looking at the time of your posts....and basically, that sounds obsessive as hell if you pretend to be 2 people. So stfu and leave Kenny alone, hes just keeping Bob motivated, ass monkeys!
Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 02:16:13 AM
Name: Rassy
E-mail address: sephy_17@hotmail.com
Comments:Kenny you are the most obsessive person I've seen on a guestbook. The way you constantly come on here and suck up to Bob is kinda sad. Nothing against Bob, cause he's great, but you're a strange one, Kenny.
Friday, December 31st 2004 - 10:34:24 PM
Name: taylor rioux
E-mail address: monkeybutt2000@hotmail.com
Comments:Wow kenny you sure are obsessive. Dont you have anything better to do? I mean Bob is hilarious and we all like him, but the way you handle it its just creepy. you act like you actually LOVE him.
Friday, December 31st 2004 - 10:29:42 PM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Dammit Sephiroth's lover stop trying to be GoatBob's biggest fan, coz your not, I am!

Hehe, sign up in the forum dude!
Thursday, December 23rd 2004 - 05:51:04 AM
Name: Sephiroth's_Lover
E-mail address: sephiroths_lover@hotmail.com
Comments:KWEH!!!
I decided to stop by the guestbook again, because I think you're being too pushy on your demands for new Bugging Sephiroth chapters (it's not like I don't want them too... - I... NEED... BS... NOW...!!! *runs against a wall. Drools* O.O!!)

Yeah I know I'm crazy but BS is, without a doubt: THE BEST. EVER.

So let Goatbob do what he has to do, because things turn out much better when you're not doing them hastily (this applies to everything ;) )

To Goatbob now: with your sense of humor, you should win a prize and I really mean it. Merry X-mas and a happy new year (and I hope Sephiroth and JENOVA will give you lots of inspiration... as well as Marlene of course XD)
Wednesday, December 22nd 2004 - 09:18:58 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail
Comments:Goat Bobby my man, did you notice that Episode 2 part 1 is the same as Episode 1 part 1???
Tuesday, December 21st 2004 - 02:46:50 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Good stuff Bob, got the next one up!!! Yeah I noticed the site was stuffed coz I couldn't get in when I was trying to do one of my hourly checks on the site.

Now I dont like to criticise, but the last few BS have not been up to the fantastc standards set earlier in the series, but the Escape part II was BRILLIANT! Our humour is very similar I believe, in our writing style. Just little things like, "I was" said Reeve "fags"

I mean that just sets me off, and my ribs really hurt coz I copped a big hit today in training, so I was laughing full hard but it was hurting, which kinda made me laugh more...so yeah. Anyway good stuff, I love this place.
Wednesday, December 15th 2004 - 01:39:25 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Dammit GoatBob its Tuesday and you promised us a BS every Monday, yeah this Monday. So I popped over to the Goat Pen to get my fix but its not here! WHats going on man?

*rage level rising*
Tuesday, December 14th 2004 - 12:56:56 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:What canI say Goatbob, you got lucky, I was just heading out the door to kick some ass and whoo, another BS up. ABout time as well...
Oh did I mention its quite good by the way? Good to see Zack in there as well.

Anyway if your interested in living, keep up the good work.
Saturday, December 11th 2004 - 07:00:29 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Dammit, stop your studying of calculus or Physics of whatever, get an update in!!!!

....please.
Sunday, December 5th 2004 - 04:11:55 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Good stuff with the new Bugging Sephiroth!!!
But updates are few and far between...work harder GoatBob!!
Sunday, November 28th 2004 - 02:06:59 AM
Name: James
E-mail address: creepingdeathforever@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.throughtheflame.tk
Comments:New BS rocks my face off. The reviews are back and my face has been rocked off twice! New way to kick the weapon's asses! My face fell off and isn't coming back. I have been apeased.
Sunday, November 14th 2004 - 02:50:26 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:james...FOOL!
Saturday, October 30th 2004 - 04:55:34 AM
Name: James.. still..
E-mail address: creepingdeathforever@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.throughtheflame.tk
Comments:Was the character "James" Inspired by me in the story? You got the hippy part right.
Wednesday, October 20th 2004 - 08:20:31 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:An update?.....please?
Tuesday, October 12th 2004 - 02:31:32 AM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Amazing Race...well not as good as Bugging Sephiroth but give it time, it`ll come along. But that doesnt stop it from being awesomely funny, and a great read. Plz get episode 2 up sweetcheeks.
Friday, October 8th 2004 - 09:01:13 PM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Amazing Race...well not as good as Bugging Sephiroth but give it time, it`ll come along. But that doesnt stop it from being awesomely funny, and a great read. Plz get episode 2 up sweetcheeks.
Friday, October 8th 2004 - 09:00:25 PM
Name: James
E-mail address: creepingdeathforever@yahoo.com
Comments:bring back the reviews!
Saturday, October 2nd 2004 - 05:08:25 PM
Name: KennyD
E-mail address: kurat_9@hotmail.com
Comments:Bugging Sephiroth is......there are no words good enough to describe iit in the english language. Congratulations to the author on having quite simplya brilliant mind. What a story. So funny...so so so funny. You dont want to know how many times ive read the whole series, its been a waste of my life. But actually, its not a waste coz its so damn good better than sex. I check every day for a new update, please write more, my happiness depends on it.
Friday, September 17th 2004 - 03:46:39 AM
Name: James... still
E-mail address: creepingdeathforever@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.apftdband.cjb.net
Comments:The new bugging sephiroth is great! You should throw me into the next one as a new character! (is he joking? I hope so!)
Tuesday, August 24th 2004 - 06:17:09 PM
Name: SEG9
Comments:Nice work on that "Bugging Sephiroth" series. It would make a nice cartoon series for Adult Swim!
Wednesday, August 11th 2004 - 02:21:16 PM
Name: James... FOOL... again
E-mail address: inthedarkrenaissance@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.apftdband.cjb.net
Comments:I must say, the new bugging sephiroth is god-like. I'm going to be signing this guestbook a lot. Like it or not *silly grin*
Saturday, August 7th 2004 - 04:04:20 AM
Name: jagey
E-mail address: groovy_dodo@hotmail.com
Comments:deary me...bugging sephiroth is BY FAR the most hilarious fanfic i have ever read. maybe the most hilarious thing i have ever read?! geez, please write some more soon goatbob and jenova! oh my the jenova's retelling of ffvii is also too funny for words.
brilliant site!!!!!
jagey
xxxx
maple bonsai!!!!
Saturday, July 31st 2004 - 11:42:20 AM
Name: James FOOL!
Homepage URL: http://www.apftdband.cjb.net
Comments:Quite possibly the best webpage ever (next to maddox's website)! Bugging Sephiroth is the highlight of it all, but the rest of the fan fiction and comics are great. My hats off to you, keep the stories coming.
Thursday, July 8th 2004 - 10:48:00 AM
Name: Tifa Valentine
Comments:I love your fanfics! They're damn funny!
But why is now that I can't go to your site, the Goat Pen? It keeps saying something like 'The Account has been Suspended' or something like that!
By the way, keep up the good work! --Tifa
Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 08:33:30 AM
Name: Leon_Rasm
E-mail address: zgras@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://(none)
Comments:Man, this is an awesome site!! It's so damn funny! Keep up the good work Goatbob.
Thursday, March 25th 2004 - 07:06:30 PM
Name: Just another guy
Comments:This site is amazing!!!It's better then sliced bread!It's the r0x3r of teh ub3r w00tNess!Or something like that...
Tuesday, March 23rd 2004 - 09:01:17 PM
Name: Lonaldor
Comments:Good stuff...really good stuff..cant stop laughing..
Monday, March 22nd 2004 - 05:55:46 PM
Name: DeathStream
E-mail address: -
Homepage URL: http://-
Comments:I think "Bugging Sephiroth" is really funny! how about adding a new female character that Sephiroth will fall in love with?
Saturday, March 20th 2004 - 05:29:40 AM
Name: Zeph
E-mail address: Zeph_Lanthir@hotmail.com
Comments:This has to be one of the funniest FFVII-related parody sites I've ever seen. I've read all of the Bugging Sephiroth's almost 3 times now...Still waiting for some more, and can't wait. Keep up the great work, and I and my friends shall revisit often

-Zeph
Friday, March 12th 2004 - 08:05:29 AM
Name: Ros
Homepage URL: http://www.warpcoresf.co.uk
Comments:I'm working my way through Bugging Sephiroth, and I think it's the funniest fanfic I've ever read. The Virginator and Squishy Brain? It's inspired!

I'm going to put a link to it on my site. Keep up the good work.
Saturday, February 21st 2004 - 05:13:22 AM
Name: Sephiroth's_Lover
E-mail address: queen_quistis2004@yahoo.com.br
Comments:LOLOL!!!!! This is the funniest thing I've ever read!!! This site rocks, keep up the good work!

I can say I'll never look at JENOVA the same way... xD
"Find the fire, Sephy!" LLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL

Absolutely brilliant! :D

Monday, February 9th 2004 - 03:13:35 PM
Name: Eiko
E-mail address: eiko@navigator.lv
Comments:This site is so cool and funny. I laughed so hard reading "Yenovas explanation for FFVII". Good work guys.
Wednesday, December 31st 2003 - 12:50:57 PM
Name: Sephiroth
E-mail address: c__strife@hotmail.com
Comments:Great site guys. I don't remember seeing so many funny stuff in one place since ...well, ever. Bugging Sephiroth is a great fanfic. A couple of thumbs up for the authors. Keep up the good work.
Saturday, December 20th 2003 - 09:11:19 AM
Name: DarkMaiden
Comments:Nice site. strange........no i'm kidding, it's all good.
Tuesday, December 16th 2003 - 09:39:58 PM
Name: LadyBiggs
E-mail address: LadyBigglesworth2001@yahoo.com
Comments:that's just great, I love the Bugging Sephiroth!!!

You guys need an award for this stuff!

--off to go change her undies
Tuesday, December 16th 2003 - 01:41:23 PM
Name: priscilla
E-mail address: LHHS_swim_grl0206@msn.com
Comments:Hi
i just thought that i would let you know that this is one of the best things on the internet. I have been playing final fantasy since the very first one and it's good to hear that i am not the only one that has spent my whole life playing it.
P.s. Thanks for the laughs with bugging sepiroth
Monday, December 1st 2003 - 04:35:16 PM
Name: Hey Goatie
E-mail address: Chrissy_Rose_221@yahoo.com
Comments:Hey Homie THis John lil' Sis! So Wat Up? TTYL
Monday, September 8th 2003 - 08:53:01 PM
Name: wildfeather
E-mail address: sugarcat78248@yahoo.com
Comments: dont knwo whats im doing but i got this site froma friend on diablo
Saturday, August 16th 2003 - 04:56:59 AM
Name: One Winged Angel's Chaos
E-mail address: dragonsangel161@yahoo.com
Comments:Yeah, my e-mail address sucks. A lot. Whatever...Anyway, I like the site(interesting name...), and I honestly think that Bugging Sephiroth is one of the funniest narratives (as told by the Silver Haired man himself) I've ever read...Even if half of it doesn't make sense, it's just funny. My two favorite characters are Jenova and Marlene just cuz Jenova's a clueless...thing...and Marlene's, as said by Seph, the antichrist...makes sense...but I'm rambling, and I'm sure people will hate me for it...But, keep it up, I'm looking foward to more.
Oh, and sue me if my rambling gets you angry...Mwahaha...
Wednesday, August 6th 2003 - 08:39:40 PM
Name: Jessa
E-mail address: jessaluvsrod@yahoo.com
Comments:Just finished Bugging Sephiroth !
I can honestly say I've never laughed so hard ( psst ... Thank god for adult diapers , I needed them by chapter 4 )
Thank you very much for the laughs ( flushes prozac down toilet ) and a standing ovation for Marlene and Jenova
Sunday, May 25th 2003 - 12:46:17 AM
Name: Madgamer32
Comments:who ever this nhoj is, i like his style. Goatbob is a dumbass, but hey, what can i say, i put up with it. As far as the quotes go, ill try to have some new crap up as soon as possible....that is if goatbob isnt too much of a bastard. Oh, and just a message to all my so-called friends and of course my adoring fans: friends come and go, but porno lasts forever!!
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:38:09 PM
Name: nhoj
E-mail address: madgamer32@aol.com
Comments:goatbob is the biggest dumbass i know!! Site's not to shabby but why does it have to be run by a man who thinks pencils belong in his nose. Madgamer is here to stay and his quotes are here to piss you off!! Oh, and if i know you and you are reading this than you can bite my damn ass!!
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:37:45 PM
Name: Mr. Unusual
Comments:Yes,I'm Strange! My Favorite Character From Oliver and Company is Tito! and My Fav DoA3 Character is Helena! Anyway...Onto the Site...The Chapter "Boys Gone Stupid" Was VERY Insulting to Me! The Ran Over Poor Red 13! And Hes My Favorite Character...Its not Nice to Bash Character. BTW,Jenova is Funny!
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:36:52 PM
Name: Wishes He Was Sephiroth
E-mail address: UltimateSurfer42@mindless.com
Comments:Hey man, just wanted to say your site is awesome, and I totally understand what you're saying. I mean, it's so obvious that Cait Sith is controlled by Reeve because even though he works for Shinra, both want to be good, and if you see the meetings of ShinRa, he is constantly against all their evil plotting and they all dismiss his opinions. I think it's an awesome element that Squaresoft put in that Cloud kind of has an ally within ShinRa because Reeve is always tryin to help him. Anyways man, bitchin site, and yea, Reeve rocks and so does Final Fantasy VII!

P.S: The new Final Fantasys aren't all that great.
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:36:20 PM
Name: The One Winged Madman
E-mail address: onewingedmadman@netscape.net
Comments:Hey this site rocks. It's funny as hell. Keep it up please.

BTW Jenova I think you are hot :D.

Seriously.
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:34:39 PM
Name: jake
E-mail address: bahamitzero@msn
Comments:i finaly got it to work. wahut. ya. and yet not much has change you lazzy bum.
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:33:25 PM
Name: Jenn
Comments:Uh yeah go BOB!!! Cool site!
Saturday, May 17th 2003 - 11:30:24 PM
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