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| Name: | Fritz |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.freerape.ws/theripper/upf.php |
| Comments: | HAIL THE UNITED PAEDOPHILE FRONT. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | Felicity's Fridge |
| Comments: | Chris(Good Wrench)are you still out there?.
Long time no hear...Im really starting to worry. Please get in touch...D.F. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | Felicity's Knicker's |
| Comments: | Tis truly a sad day. :(
Typical money grabbing attitude by the "Web-Hosts"...Provide a shit service and then charge more for it. They should be paying you Mr Wrench,after all the crap you,ve put up with. I,ve said it before Chris,i,ll happly donate cash to help keep olde Brit-Brat.com afloat. David Faltskog...Felicity Kendal Forever. Wow!...The Duck is still alive...Long live Borg Duck!. :) |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Hello Good Neighbours!
Sadly, there isn't going to be any new forum. Or Good Wrench websites for that matter. The stinking server has not worked out at all. Now, the server fees are due and they even want more for their incompetence. I've never experienced more trouble with a provider in my entire existence on the computer. Even if they gave their services away it still wouldn't be worth it. Whatever you do, don't get webspace from Flashhostings. So, unless I can find reputable affordable webspace. I guess that's it. |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | .....OK...so what happened to the "wonderful" "new" forum?? |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | Felicity's Washing Line |
| Comments: | Oh lucky day!.
I found Felicity's "White Cargo" Audiotape book for £1.50 in a local charity shop!. Just thought i'd share that with the world. Ahem. B-B. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | Felicity's Knickers |
| Comments: | To all and everyone....A Happy New Year.
To Mr Good Wrench...Where Art Thou?. To Felicity Kendal...Please write another book and please send me a spare pair of your Knickers. David Faltskog. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | For all those Good Neighbours who don't like the music playing on Felicity or The Good Life. here's a little tip that's hip. Just hit the 'Stop" button in your browser after the page loads. The music just magically goes away!
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| Name: | Paul |
| E-mail address: | dabeast69@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey man, nice pages, but please give us a break with the stupid music!!! It sucks and makes the interviews on other pages hard to hear. Thanks |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Good Neighbour fautyscog, Friend that you may be,
You ain't got the hand to handle Felicity. So leave Fine Felicity to me, see? It's the only way to be! |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Felicity Ann Kendal
I Love Thee More than Christmas pud And secondhand cup's of tea. Run away with me Felicity And leave Good Wrenchie behind Together we can be happy Out of sight,and out of mind So Fairy-cake Felicity Please be mine I,ll even give up laughing at SOLO I know that that is a crime Hell i,ll even forgive you For the dire Rosemary and Thyme I,ll watch it all night long With you by my side ......................... David Faltskog. |
| Name: | delores remenicky |
| E-mail address: | remenickyd@aol.com |
| Comments: | i just loved good neighbors. i havn't been able to find any other programs with you in them. |
| Name: | Jim Davison |
| E-mail address: | davisonj@loxinfo.co.th |
| Comments: | Most underated sex symbol in this modern world's screwy star system. Keep up the good work. |
| Name: | Duck |
| Comments: | Hello. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Please ignore my last message.
I typed in the name of the hosts for your new site and IT WORKED!!. HOORAY!. Brit-Brat...Felicity Kendal Forever. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Hey Mr Wrenchy,i,ve strained my eyeballs trying to see if that's a number three on yer tyre.
And im still uncertain,so could you please stick a message up on yer new site saying something like "Hey Idiot" or "Steamroller" or such like. Then i will be able to sleep peacefully in my bed,and So-low video's will wing they're way to Kansas...Ahem. Brit.Brat...Gone Postal, |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Hello Good Neighbours!
Good Wrench's Felicity Kendal and The Good Life websites are now in a transition period. That means you may experience technical difficulty in the next 72 hours. However, You should be able to view all Good Wrench sites at all times. The new site will have unlimited space for new Felicity glop and Good Life gruelAND is guarenteed Raincoat proof. Espacially angels in raincoats however, will be duck friendly. Along with a new prat prevenative message board. this will be the biggest. baddest Good Life Felicity site you even seen! So, remember to wear your boxing gloves, we're going to have Faboulous Felicity with a vengence! Good Wrench |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Raincoat is history(i hope),infact i think he(or it)is now polluting the google newsgroup alt.music.abba using the name Angel.
But i could be wrong. Anyway here's to the new Good Wrench site and the forthcomming Message Board. Brit-Brat.No.3...Felicity i love thee. |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | Careful how you choose your words, some twit in a raincoat may come back! |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Hmmmmm...
3/An inflatable life-size rubber Felicity Kendal to hold and hug and ***CENSORED***hrough the dark lonley nights...Sigh. 4/A portable cold shower unit to help one rid themselves of the lustful thoughts of Fullsome Felicity. B-B...Missing his oats. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | I was thinking that maybe a SO-LOW survival kit should be on sale.
It would consist of... 1/A b/w photo of Carla Pain to chuck darts,TOYota engines,rocks,custard pies at to rid the mind of those pent-up feelings of despair SO-LOW causes. 2/A video or dvd of The Good Life to remind us that Felicity can be funny as well as beautiful,lovely,wonderous etc,and that life IS worth living. Erm...Any other Suggestions?. David Faltskog..Felicity Kendal Forever. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | To all who contemplate watching So-Low,
Good Neighbour David os one of the many examples as to what happens when one watches unprotected Solo. Never had such a show needed such a disclaimer. Studies have shown that Solo even in small quantites causes headaches, dizziness, severe depression, and loss of appetite which all could lead to early death. Future ramifications could be devastating. Please, practice safe tv viewing. Always wear dark sunglasses or even a blindfold while engaging in risky telly. Or better yet, Just say "NO" to SOLO. This is a public service message brought to you by Brit-brat.com. Another SO-LOW survivor. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | ...A WORD OF WARNING...
To anyone considering watching the Felicity Kendal series SOLO. Make sure all sharp objects,ropes,lead boots,mickey finns,tall building etc are safely locked away and out of reach. Trust me i just about survived the sheer sadness and dark depression watching this gloom filled fest can bring on. While Felicity Kendal is the sole reason to view this tragic poem to self-love,try not to let the story get into you in anyway. You have been warned. Brit-Brat...I survived SO-LOW. And if Mrs Kendal is reading this,we would love to read her thoughts on SO-LOW. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | I for one can't wait to(hopefully)join the new message board.
Groovy. Felicity Kendal Forever. Brit-Brat.No.3...I Survived SO-LOW . |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | To all brats and ducks seared by the Alistair Crowley of the tumbled TV Lounge.
Be of good cheer! The TV Lounge has lost us but you're always welcome here! Soon, The Wrench will offer it's own message board so all fanciers of Fine Felicity will be able to worship in peace. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | The end of an ear.
So back we return,slightly bruised but very cock sure,never again will thoughts of Fairy-cake shaped Felicity's clutter the lounges of tv land. With our hands in our head,we find upside down furniture flung hither and dither by vengeful flashers who fight for the write to don raincoats and terrorise neighbourhood cats. Margo is on an embargo ridiculed by cads who can't see the humour of the future and shrink at thoughts that good life's can be had all who dare to kick the ball in the hall. So farewell my dear fiends,just remember to keep the lounge clean. Im Depressed...Brit-Brat. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Yep i sure get a "warm feeling" when i think of Felicity Electricity.
Raincoat's out there somewhere as i speak,Flashing for all he's worth,scaring little old ladies,and in danger of getting caught short!. We shall never see his like again(i hope!). I wonder if he would give Felicity a Flash?. Brit-Brat The Third. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | I'm really sorry that Raincoat decided not to play with us,
Mr Raincoat, Wherever you may be lurking it is my desire that you find happiness in other persuits than trying to be a prat. This is a fun site for those who wish to have a good time for a bit. There are other places on the web chock full of doom and dispair and Fabulous Felicity shouldn't be one of them. I want our neighbours to have a warm feeling when they think of our Felicity. That didn't sound right! I think I made a Faux Pas. I'll get me coat... Good Wrench |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Is it safe??...Has that Flashing Fool packed up his Pac-a-Mac and Gone??.
It sounds Quiet...Hmmmm. WAIT!!...What's that bustling in the hedgerows. Hmmmm Just a cat. Sod it,i,ll risk it for King and Country. Hello Mr Good Wrench and Fellow Felicity Frother's and last but not least Mr Borg Duck!. I think it's safe to come out to play...Hooray!. David(on guard)Faltskog. |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | Good riddance Raincoat! it was not a pleasure! |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | I,ll believe it when i see it Raincoat,take thee hence and sod off.
WOW,Mr Good Wrencn a genuine Rootin'Tootin'Shootin'Hootin'Felicity Frothing TOYota Trashing Yankee Doodle!!...Ahem. Brit-Brat.Fairy-Cake Felicity Forever. I wonder if Dear Delectable Felicity ever reads our Words of Love and Admiration?. |
| Name: | Mr Raincoat |
| Comments: | Nice sentiments good wrench but i prefer pissing people off than being mr nice guy.
and now i have achived my aim im off to pick on some other idiots. so i will leave you lot to perv in peace. Mr Raincoat......over and out |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Mr Raincoat.
I'm sorry that you fell in with a bad crowd here but i'm sure that if you decide to play nice then none of us will even mention your mac! I assure you that i'm as far from being a hippie as one can get! I work for a living, drive a 4x4 truck with a gun rack,use soap, love Jesus, (And Felicity Kendal!) wear cowboy boots, have short hair, am for the war, vote conservative, pray a lot, eat animal fleash, hate vegetables, Have loads of firearms, listen to Merele Haggard,hate the Dixie Chicks, love race cars and watch football. and am an expert at power tools. Now, you can't get more hippieless than that! I didn't even inhale! I'm sure that underneath that raincoat we would find the real you! So, if you agree to play nice, i'm sure that all of us would give you good speech. So, come on in and have fun with the rest of us. Good Wrench, The oratator of International peace. And destroyer of TOYota engines. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | robert.williams806@mysocksntlworld.co.uk |
| Comments: | No problem Mr Borg Duck.
Im sure that Raincoat is one of the prats who gave me such a hard time on the 709online forum. The sick attempts at humour and crap that was posted about Felicity was non-stop and raincoats style of posting is similar to one of the worst posters on that site. But i could of course be wrong. Thanks to Mr Good Wrench at least we have this Fantastical site to express our love and admiration for... FELICITY KENDAL The most Beautiful and Talented British Babe ever. Hooray!!. Brit-Brat..No.3. |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | Thanx for the support guys.
Mr Raincoat, We are a coalition and we are going to kick your butt so get lost and get a life, go in the bushes and play with yourself! |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Raincoat...Why?.
If you don't like the site or the people who chat on it why visit it. If you think it's boring then go and visit other site's If you think this site is a waste of cyberspace,then go off and create your own site. Get a life Raincoat...And get lost. David Faltskog...Brit-Brat..No.3. |
| Name: | Mr Raincoat |
| Comments: | Christ...you lot are a bunch of bloody hippies and as boring as watching paint dry.
what a waste of cyberspace. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Thanks for the support Mr Good Wrench(i shall always wear it!).
As for Raincoat i,m sure he is one of the prats who used to give me a hard time on other forums for daring to express my love and admiration for... FELICITY KENDAL the most beautiful woman in the world. He's type never learn and never will. And Raincoat lay off Mr Borg Duck he,s worth a hundred of you you sarky annoying little turd. Ahem. With any luck we have seen the last of raincoat and his flashing!. David Faltskog...Brit-Brat.No.3. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Mr Raincoat,
Mr Faultskog is my official Felicity Frother and keeper of all knickers pertaining to Fabulous Felicity for the preservation of everything Felicity in England and therefore has diplomatic immunity and is recievable of elevated status in international Felicity affairs. Therefore, Mr faultskogs name will not be taken in vain. Also, lay off the duck as well, We don't know who he is but he may be an unrealised friend. Flash on the Common if you must, but please be nice to Mr Faultskog, the best Brit-Brat on the east side of the Atlantic. And we'll have no more talk of bending boomerangs. That's on the other side of the world anyway. Having a "Mac" attack, Good Wrench |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Mr Raincoat...Your flashing days will be over if i and this extra sharp pair of garden shears ever run in to you!.
And hand over FUNKY FELICITY Knickers at once,you not sufficently trained in the art of FELICITY FROTHING as me and Mr SuperWrench are!. David Faltskog...FELICITY KENDAL RULES!. |
| Name: | Mr Raincoat |
| Comments: | Mr Fawltycog go away and bang your boomerang!.
Borg Duck get Stuffed!. Mr Raincoat...Flasher to the stars. |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | I am but a mere Cybernetic Duck. |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | robert.williams806ntlnospamworld.co.uk |
| Comments: | WHAT!!!...Mr Raincoat i insist that you hand over all of FAIRY-CAKE FELICITY'S Knickers to my good -self and Mr Good Wrench.
FIESTY FELICITY'S Undies are not for wearing on one's head,they need a lot of TLC which only us 2 FELICITY FROTHERS can provide. And stop that Flashing!. David Faltskog.FELICITY KENDAL FOREVER. |
| Name: | Mr Raincoat |
| Comments: | Well La-Di-Da.
All of Felicity Kendal's Knickers And they need a GOOD wash!. Mr Raincoat...Flashing for Britain. |
| Name: | Professsor Faltskog |
| E-mail address: | Please take the following with a lage pinch of salt. |
| Comments: | Ummmmm...It's interesting that Mr Borg Duck and Mr Good Wrench have never been seen together in the same forum at the same time.
This warrents further investigation!. Prof.David Faltskog..F.F.F. |
| Name: | Doctor Faltskog |
| Comments: | Hmmmm...Mr Duck exposed...Nah not a pretty sight for sore ears!.
But FELICITY in her night clothes is a totally different kettle of fish*!. A Borg is the main enemy in the Star Trek.The Next Generation Series. A Duck is...erm...Quite nice with a fine red wine!. So out you come Mr Duck,and show us what yer made of. Doctor Faltskog. *And Chips!. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | Mister Faultskog, I assure you,
Borg Duck is a real bird but it's not me. He likes thing I have never even heard of! Besides, I could never look upon a woman as fondly as I do Fabulous Felicity. I WILL be faithful to my fantasies! Mr Borg Duck, I ask you, Please expose yourself! |
| Name: | David Faltskog |
| Comments: | Greetings Mr Good Wrench.
I get this feeling that Borg Duck is. 1...A Certain Mr GW in disguise*. 2...A Pandora's box of things best left un-opened. 3...A Duck named Borg?. So put us of are miserly misery Mr Duck and tell us all...What Are You...Man or Fowl!. David Faltskog. *Can't Shake these here Suspicions. |
| Name: | Good Wrench |
| E-mail address: | nezzer@kcnet.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.brit-brat.com |
| Comments: | There's just something I really need to know to function in this life,
Just what IS a "Borg Duck"? |
| Name: | Borg Duck |
| Comments: | Hello again. |