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| Name: | Trevor James |
| E-mail address: | Trevorhell5@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Gargle ingredients for 5 minutes, spit ingredients into bowl of nitro gliserin, poor contents into secret food mold shaped as a duck, put into morgue freezer over night, serve with soy milk flavored pepsi. |
| Comments: | I LOVE THIS SITE! Whoop Whoop! I am king! |
| Name: | Brian |
| E-mail address: | avatar_brian@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Pour all the ingredients into my mouth and then stick my head into a bucket of ice |
| Comments: | What a delightful interlude into insanity that was. Will come again, the accommodation was first rate and the food was divine. |
| Name: | Nichole Bardin |
| E-mail address: | 24bardin@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Mix and pour in my pants. |
| Comments: | Your site truly is a disaster... but I secretly love it. :) Thanks for distracting me while im at work. |
| Name: | Brandie |
| E-mail address: | brandie@ztmc.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | Are you currently accepting advertising on your website niftyness.com?
Thank you, Brandie Marketing Manager ZTMC, INC. |
| Name: | Carlos |
| E-mail address: | sergeant_steve_117@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Comments: | This entire website is a fucking disaster. |
| Name: | .AaronSpotlights |
| E-mail address: | aaron_drm@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | By discovering which mix permanately stains a friends skin |
| Comments: | Very nice job on the Tank Girl quiz
I must say the brilliance of it was the comparisons of wet matches in dark caves, special kids with the screams of fairies in their head, and the feeling that comes over someone when they watch the elderly chew but in the end makes you feel good knowing that 5 min from now thier going into sugar shock from their rice pudding that they thought was sugar free but you stealthily switched out where you can use a 32 set of sharpie to make their portrait that you nicked so ninja-on-meth like from their grave after the false funeral where their relatives are speeding away from to find the cunt left them nothing in her will making sure that her portrait had the similarites of a moose thrown through a meat grinder just to be packaged and sent to a kindergartenerss class labeled as finger paint but dont worry only the paste is truly tasty... What im getting at here?? What kind of question is that??? Oh yeah (douche) The quiz was quite stellar much gratitiude to the god of this shindig what an evil plot kill people through infuriating quizzes that simply show that their exspanse of self-reflection is through the randominzing answer the creator wrote without really giving a damn about your self-imposed depression that is rapidly approaching from the obvious lack of inspiration of finding out that you can be anything you want in life (like your preschool teacher so generously shoved false hope down you ha ha Suicide stats .01 points higher) because the idea that the pathetic homosexual zombies with an addiction to meth (and a bit of Acid) of the world now wonder what kind of animal, celebrity, musician, and disease they are (Giraffe, Edward Norton, Shoegaze, and Ebola were my answers:] ) As spiffy as this was you taking 5 min. from the people of the world the sacrifice has been made in the beautiful fact that now you have lost 10 min reading this and expanse of time that it took you to make the quiz.... eye for an eye just kids with cloud envy and a strange romance of eating raviolli on crashing airplanes dance city lights |
| Name: | anchovee |
| E-mail address: | anchovee@gmail.com |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Up my nose. |
| Comments: | This is totally awesome. |
| Name: | Nikola |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | meticulously |
| Comments: | John. We miss you. If you insist on never updating, YEARS LATER we still need confirmation you've abandoned us.
Also, hope you're not dead. cuz this was the best website. ever. and then you went awol. lame. |
| Name: | Ahmed |
| E-mail address: | zendagia@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Just staring into my hazel-colored eyes |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Hi hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| Comments: | I am singal male looking for marriage marriage only. |
| Name: | Christalyn |
| E-mail address: | prefertothink@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | My Column Articles |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Layered with graham crackers and whipped cream |
| Comments: | WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE? Hasn't been years??? |
| Name: | Captain Faramir |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Through a cheese strainer. |
| Comments: | What's the Dreambook? Is this different from the normal guestbook? And there the heck are you? You better not be dead, 'cuz that wouldn't be nifty. |
| Name: | jude |
| E-mail address: | judetmc@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | The Black Hole of Niftyness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | in the nude |
| Comments: | glad to be found again.. |
| Name: | Old fan (as in for a few years, not as in age 50+) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With chopsticks. |
| Comments: | Dude, where ya been, man? Your most recent thing is "Happy 2004"?! Your niftyness has been pretty nifty, I must say, but we're getting lonely out here. You didn't change sites, did you? No no, this one's still here. Did you get eaten by one of those monster buses, or a rabid John-eating squirrel? Hope not. This world could use some more niftyness.
*ahem* Great site, by the way. Nifty. |
| Name: | Lenn |
| E-mail address: | gneasachamasoin@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/scathamasoin |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With cow brains. Live ones. |
| Comments: | WTF man? No updates? For THREE years? This was my favorite site! |
| Name: | Emmanuel |
| E-mail address: | no.laffin.matter@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Mix: 2 parts water, 5 parts lemon, 8 parts diesal fuel, 64.817542729 parts enriched uranium in microwave for 3hr 61 min 562 sec. Then send in rocket to the Sun and bake for 5 yrs. Fry in McDonalds Fat Pits and Enjoy! |
| Comments: | Your webpage is hilarious. Did you do this all by yourself? I have never met anyone as random and cleer as you. Can I have a hug? |
| Name: | Bev |
| E-mail address: | Are you serious? |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | My Column Articles |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I don't eat it. Sensitive teeth. :( |
| Comments: | I haven't checked your site since 2003. In the past four years, I've moved to another state (I'm a solid now!), had 2 children, and bought both a house and a minivan. Yikes!
What have you been doing, and why do you continue to pay to keep a website that you never update alive? |
| Name: | art marut |
| E-mail address: | themanartiesart@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Favorite Section: | Just staring into my hazel-colored eyes |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | any way will do |
| Comments: | get a life |
| Name: | Alex |
| Homepage URL: | alexzawacki.com |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Comments: | John's never coming back, is he. =( |
| Name: | Dave |
| E-mail address: | dave092@tesco.net |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | with water and variuos bits of fruit that have dropped behind the kitchen cabinet years ago. Yummy and mouldy!!!! |
| Comments: | fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab,fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAB! FAB! FAB! FAB! FAB! When are you coming back??? Where are my ducks? Has my jello set yet - yummy yummy, mouldy mouldy!!!! |
| Name: | Tim |
| E-mail address: | litesaberz846@atlanticbb.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With Bill Cosby. |
| Comments: | Did you die? If so, when will you get better? Seriously, it's been years, quit screwing around. |
| Name: | Tes |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | using intersting household objects as molds. |
| Comments: | John! Where have you gone! You have abandoned Niftyness! If you leave us forever, could you at least leave a note saying so?
you're adoring fans miss you. |
| Name: | Jon |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | The Tank Girl quiz was damn funny. You need to check your spelling, though. |
| Name: | Emma |
| E-mail address: | tootsweet313@att.net |
| Homepage URL: | www.xanga.com/honorarybandgeek |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Put it in Alphonsus's head for 23 hours and 925 minutes. Enjoy, my child! |
| Comments: | UPDATE! I COMMAND THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Zaci |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Eatin it raw! |
| Comments: | This site rules, please please neglet all else in ur life and update it! I'll send u a funny pic of a squirrel drinkin beer if u do . . . |
| Name: | Chris |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With gummy sharks mixed with it |
| Comments: | I haven't been on this site in years, and just randomly remembered it today! I still laugh over your fortunes and articles. |
| Name: | Miss ladybird twikle thighs |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | watching others do it.... |
| Comments: | what makes you think every opinion you have is worth gold on a stick covered in crap??? And there's a smell of a certain degree of you having some insane theaory that your some sort of godly critic which we must all agree with your bull and eat the pies you make and shite it out the other end!!!! All I can say to you is, "You get a life and hobby!" and YOU need some serious help on your people skills!!!!! |
| Name: | MUMUAN |
| E-mail address: | mumu@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://yahoo |
| Favorite Section: | Mouse Madness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | the book is good |
| Comments: | i love this page oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Name: | Psychotic Rabbit |
| E-mail address: | psychotic_rabbit107@yahoo.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | placing the cubes on side, adding water, and kind hopind it doesnt spill! |
| Comments: | Hey, great site I love it especially the fortune cookies. The duck page is good, i'll send you a picture of my duck, good luck expandin the site
Psychotic Killer Rabbit |
| Name: | Xander Harris |
| E-mail address: | atomicpotty@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.msn.com |
| Favorite Section: | My Column Articles |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | cool it. Then eat it w/ a spoon or other eating device. |
| Comments: | Great site. I just wish it were updated a little more often than 3 years between. All my friends like wasting their time when I print out your pages and have them read it. I would really like more things to entertain my friends w/. |
| Name: | Gregoria House |
| E-mail address: | onceuponatree@hateme.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://sooooooooooooooooo.edu |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | in a tortilla with french fries and computer chips... yeah, while watching House |
| Comments: | Did you know that i love house? Once upon a time there was a duck. it said Once upon a time there was a duck. it said Once upon a time there was a duck. it said Once upon a time there was a ducOnce upon a time there was a duck. it said Once upon a time there was a duck. it said hi, i love house and this website |
| Name: | Steph |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | In the bathtub. |
| Comments: | Okay, so I love this website, but you haven't updated in CENTURIES and it's killing me. Can ya do something about that? |
| Name: | A Cool Person |
| E-mail address: | ddddddddddd@fffff.ooooo |
| Homepage URL: | http://----- |
| Favorite Section: | My Column Articles |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I like eating the little powder granules. Do you? Have you ever tried it? You should. |
| Comments: | Nice site. Nifty and cool at the same time. Of course there are better sites out there. Like www.homestarrunner.com. Anyways.... well I need to go floss my hamster. Do you even know how to floss a hamster? I didn't think so.
Ciao, dr_skittles |
| Name: | Destiny |
| E-mail address: | je_me_demande_pourquoi@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/pinon_pines |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With the severed hands of little children.. and I like jello shots as well. |
| Comments: | I love your work, and your fortune cookies, and the ducks that you so love yourself. Happy Chanukah |
| Name: | elaina |
| E-mail address: | elainarules@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://elainarulespudding.xanga.com |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | with my fathful kind naves |
| Comments: | boobs |
| Name: | Your Online Lover |
| E-mail address: | Burningbridges1@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/burningbridgesfan |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | The Wrong Way!? i dunno jello is only yummy with liquor and in a belly botton full of lint ^_^
hehe |
| Comments: | spiffy site <3
i like it alot hmm.. i sent you an e-mail umm some how i ended up here on a quest for tank girl the movie i dunno~ Toodles Your online Stalker |
| Name: | Your Online Lover |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Name: | Stephanie |
| E-mail address: | purpledinosaur@toys4me.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://happytreefriends.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Animal Crackers of Randomness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | a BIG spoon with needles and cough syrup |
| Comments: | WATCH OUT THE PURPLE DINOSAUR WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS! |
| Name: | Kaytee |
| E-mail address: | kaytee@dreadsforJesus.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.dreadsforJesus.org |
| Favorite Section: | The Black Hole of Niftyness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | with fruit |
| Comments: | This site is a good way for me to waste my time, thank you I thoughroughly enjoyed it |
| Name: | TAMARA REN STEFAN AND PETER |
| E-mail address: | dontmatter@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | ummmm |
| Comments: | we are in class and found your page. you should maker more! it was very.............. nifty to say the least.
bye |
| Name: | Wheaten Terrier Pup |
| E-mail address: | rteasddaws@jksdhfue.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://wheaten.ciantsee.be/wheaten-terrier-pup.html |
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| Name: | bobbett |
| E-mail address: | 88888@772.98 |
| Homepage URL: | http://cowsonathemoon |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | trying to drill it to a tree(it is vinegar flavored!) |
| Comments: | vinegar flavored jello rules, trust me i've had it
also, i'm playing hide-and-seek with the men in the white coats( they have bigggggg needles filled with yellow stuff that makes it so that i can't do that one thing)i'm winning |
| Name: | bob |
| E-mail address: | 99999@42.97 |
| Homepage URL: | http://argenplag |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | using jalepino peppers on the moon with a cow hovering over my back |
| Comments: | hi |
| Name: | airplanequack53 |
| E-mail address: | blahblah@blah.blah |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | by throwing the jello across the room and hitting anna and tiffy in the face! |
| Comments: | did u know..... that ducks..... go QUACK!? they do! they really do go quack! QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! hehehe! QUACK! i spy something blue........ yup! the blue ducky over there! hehehe! i love to make snow angles! lalala! apples and oats, what a wonderful mix! i'm so glad our website has ducks on it! hehehe! completely love it! |
| Name: | Your Worst Nightmares (after Christmas) |
| E-mail address: | bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | the nerds are coming. |
| Comments: | no, really. they are. we are them. better go hide. bomb shelters would work. although we'll probably get you anyway. you must succumb to our powers. you can run, and you can hide. we probably won't find you anyway. but seeing how we're nerds, we can hunt you down using the latest technology as a tool. so go hide in your little clothing stores. we'll be in barnes and noble continuing to formulate our plans to take over the world using our extreme brain power and laserbeams. have fun in your last days as a free non-nerd.
Regards, Best wishes, the future lords of the universe and its surroundings |
| Name: | Claire |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I want more than my lonely nation. |
| Comments: | omg... I just read this one post someone wrote about how this is a sucky hobby and pathetic and a waste of time.... hey!!! thinking up completely random crap takes intelligence!!! you couldn't do it if you tried. I suck at it as of now. It's amazing. It's potato chips for your soul, really. yay for amazing intellectual nerds that contemplate the collective unconscious and other enlightening topics. |
| Name: | Kate |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Dan's Jeep Story |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | we speak perl. |
| Comments: | I'm just here to complain about stupid guys that are COMPLETELY oblivious to everything. they need to be stoned. anyone want to help??? I've got a few on my list that need attention. OR, we could wall them in like in Cask of Amontillado this thrilling tale by Edgar Allen Poe. ok well I'm out, let's go find Kyle and spear him with our laser eyes. |
| Name: | alex |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | refrigerator suprise- just throw in anything you find |
| Comments: | such brilliance, nay, such niftyness could not be found elsewhere on the internet. |
| Name: | Seth Prescott Smith |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Name: | Julie |
| E-mail address: | JulieRose81@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Jiggles |
| Comments: | Just stoped over and I love it, I will keep exploring and if I find a worthy duck I may just send it in.... |
| Name: | Name |
| E-mail address: | E-mail address |
| Homepage URL: | Homepage URL |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Favorite Way to Prepare Jello |
| Comments: | Comments |
| Name: | Green Day |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With Green Day! |
| Comments: | I love Green Day. This is my favorite non-Green Day-related webpage.
The river, bubbling, laughing, playing with all who choose to wade in the shallow water. It is full of presents for each faithful visitor. Shiny stones, and another great day in the refreshing waters. When everyone leaves, The river is free to warm in the sun and play with only ducks. DUCKIES!!!!! |
| Name: | srhgyei |
| E-mail address: | hyetyrsfvgfhukjyiu |
| Homepage URL: | tdhnmetdyherthw |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | hi i'm me and i like to eat jello dipped in crab meat. |
| Comments: | Know what? Often, the ceiling talks to me. Its favorite color is chartruese. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE. (but there are a lot of bad links.) :( |
| Name: | sunny |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | put it under my bed for 1000 years |
| Comments: | I love you |
| Name: | carbonationa caffiena |
| E-mail address: | dietdrpepper@coke.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | with diet dr pepper icing and coke sprinkles. wicked richter! |
| Comments: | u need more diet dr pepper and coke. i'm super duper bummed out duuuude....i like ice cream cherry pie lemonade and bumble bees cotton candy bubble gum silly clowns and carnivals somethin tells me that i hate you somethin makes me want to kill you! ha sweet... |
| Name: | Andy Milonakis |
| E-mail address: | andym@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i hate jello |
| Comments: | whats the point of the dopey site...luv ya! andy milonakis |
| Name: | Will |
| E-mail address: | willy_the_kid2012@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | The oldfashon way, with a 1963 Bel-Air and two monkey hateing debt ridden Canadians! |
| Comments: | Hey John, you rock!!! All your stuff is so nifty that I want to send you a pic of my sisters ex boyfriend. His name is Jared Doucette, and he lives in Fort Kent, Maine. Why is it that Bob Saget tickles my gag reflex?!? I know that he is God and everything, but come on! Talk to you later. www.bobsagetisgod.com Much niftyness, Will |
| Name: | Al |
| E-mail address: | cornelli2adelphia.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://google.com/advancedsearch |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Put it in the microwave, drink it warm, because it helps with sore throat. |
| Comments: | I love cheese and your fourtune coockies. never mind what the first guy says. They're awesome. |
| Name: | Daniel |
| E-mail address: | bitches1992@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | IM sorry dude, but is this like how u spend ur time? Cuz if all u do is make up these really boring, not funny little sayings, its pretty pathetic. Im not a mean person but i was just looking at the fortune cookie section and i seriously almost fell asleep. none o f the things were funny and u need to find urself a new, less sucky hobby.
Thanks bro, Daniel |
| Name: | Jack Squirrel |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | put it in a sock, swing it around and then make it as it says on the Lable. Add Sugar for more Flavour |
| Comments: | adventure panels #4 is a missing link, can you fix this so I can read and Laugh until my sides ache? PLEASE!!! thanx, great site. |
| Name: | Aubrey |
| E-mail address: | monky9999@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/ickkaslacker/Me/Aubreyofmystery.jpg |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I like to pour just enough water into the powder to make a very thick paste, then pat it into a disk shape. After all the water has evoporated i eat the disk like a pancake, minus the surup . . . |
| Comments: | I think that most people would tell you that you need to get a life, I on the other hand think that you are doing fine as you are!!!
*hugs* Aubrey |
| Name: | ellie again... yes,,, again |
| E-mail address: | blablabla |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I find updated jello is quite nice... hint hint |
| Comments: | I MUST HAVE ASK SKIPPY. PLEASE. PLEASE. please. ?! |
| Name: | Teh Prozac Sombrero |
| E-mail address: | Fweeeee. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Just staring into my hazel-colored eyes |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Hmm... Jello? |
| Comments: | Yay! It's me, back again in another sucky IT class. Fweeee. I love your site, and it's one of about three the school hasn't blocked yet. See what you're doing to young impressionable minds? Anyways, you rock. Yay. |
| Name: | Kenny Pixie |
| E-mail address: | little_happy_hippy@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | www.freewebs.com/fendersmiths |
| Favorite Section: | The Black Hole of Niftyness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | bang it with a giant haddock! duh **rolls eyes** |
| Comments: | omg! this site rocks :D we love u all!
xxx fendersmiths |
| Name: | ELLIEEEEE |
| E-mail address: | itsmybirthday@yay.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | in a kind of birthday-ish way |
| Comments: | Its my birthday and im 17 and why havent u updated yet. I come on here and comment every few months for the past two years |
| Name: | Your Website |
| E-mail address: | nifty@imawebsite.com |
| Homepage URL: | www.niftyness.com |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | It doesn't matter. |
| Comments: | Hey, it's your website. I'd really love it if you updated me. I'm so lonely. Please consider returning and giving me a much-needed makeover.
Love, Webby |
| Name: | Luna |
| E-mail address: | lunapie@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/sparklyrevolt |
| Favorite Section: | The Animal Crackers of Randomness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Jello jigglers. Brain-consistency goodness. |
| Comments: | What happened to the Realm? I cry in sadness.
Not really, but I found a duck I purchased years ago to send away but never did. I tried to go to the site and discovered it missing. :( |
| Name: | Joe |
| E-mail address: | ace4401@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.yahoo.com |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | By the little bowls |
| Comments: | That was awsome Dude |
| Name: | deedra |
| E-mail address: | lilbone011@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | cold |
| Comments: | i love saying the word nifty and adding ness to the end of the word i love the word niftyness so i love your website |
| Name: | deedra |
| E-mail address: | lilbone011@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | cold |
| Comments: | i love saying the word nifty and adding ness to the end of the word i love the word niftyness so i love your website |
| Name: | Danielle |
| E-mail address: | dorkiegurl0739@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | none |
| Favorite Section: | Find the Black Dot |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | ummm i dont do jello sorry |
| Comments: | this site is cute .... danielle |
| Name: | Josh |
| E-mail address: | josh@paulfoley.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I didn't knwo that there were oehr ways to prepare it... |
| Comments: | Cool site. I like it. |
| Name: | DuhCountess |
| E-mail address: | euh_countess@yahoo.ca |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | make it as directed then pour half into a tall ice cream glass add mini marshmellows and whip the rest of the jello till frothy n add to the glasses n chill. looks cute too |
| Comments: | if u r still looking for ducks let me know I will go buy u one n throw it in the mail next week ok? email me i left my email . |
| Name: | Rachel S. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.freewebs.com/mooseymooseness |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | empty packet into large bowl add bleach, whine and jerky. mix well. top with whipped cream. enjoy! |
| Comments: | cool sight, always good for a laugh or two or three or four, but defenently not six |
| Name: | Ashley |
| E-mail address: | eggme12@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mood Machine |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | the fast way |
| Comments: | blah blah blah and cool site. |
| Name: | Inez Lane |
| E-mail address: | zickzack_7@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I prefer Jillo. The higher pitched alternative |
| Comments: | I'm back, and i still think yours is the best site ever. I only have one thing to say.
Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. |
| Name: | steve neuman |
| E-mail address: | steve.neuman@chiclumber.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://NEUMANSPOTATOGUNS.TRIPOD.COM |
| Favorite Section: | The Niftyness Report |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | sideways |
| Comments: | Can we link to each others site? we've been up a week and are averaging 200 hits per day plus...big plugs on the local radio...How bout we scratch each other back!! thanks and sign my guest book!! You're the man
Steve |
| Name: | Lucifer the Fourth |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | With nuts. Mmmm, nuts! |
| Comments: | My head fell off from laughter. But that doesn't mean I like you. I have no head because of you.
Just put another comic thingy up soon and I'll be reasonable satiated. |
| Name: | Katie (again) |
| E-mail address: | klr16333@aol.com |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | the powder taste good i aint had jello in a long time that sounds good "mmmmmm jello" although sometime's i will put it in my pocket for a week or so than wear that pair of pants with the jello and be like ohh jello powder ha ha |
| Comments: | (singing) Na na na na na na butt man Na na na na na na butt man butt man butt man
i like squirlls cheeeeeesseeeeee |
| Name: | katie |
| E-mail address: | klr16333@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | i don't really got one |
| Favorite Section: | Downloadable SoundLand |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | uh... awesome question just how the box says |
| Comments: | this site is perfect for physco people like me with nothing better to do with their lives. keep it up freaken cool
uhh.. God Rock's and so do I ducks are you friend |
| Name: | feinkjg,o |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i dont lIK JELLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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| Name: | spiggy |
| E-mail address: | cant be bothered |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Name: | Teh Prozac Sombrero (Is back again) |
| E-mail address: | ... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | The Lame Gift Emporium |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I hate jello |
| Comments: | Yay! This site rocks... |
| Name: | Melanie |
| E-mail address: | NightSkyEyes@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Comments: | Your site is extremely funny. It is very nifty when I'm bored. Please keep updating! :) |
| Name: | Rachel C. |
| Homepage URL: | http://peta2.com |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Emptey package into head. Stir well. |
| Comments: | I LOVE your sit so much, it so funny! You did a great job, and I can't wait till you have a chance to update it. |
| Name: | Forrest Emerine |
| E-mail address: | omarfan117@earthlink.net |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | Okay, then.... it was kinda weird, but it was just stupid enough to waste my time! |
| Name: | Forrest Emerine |
| E-mail address: | omarfan117@earthlink.net |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | Okay, then.... it was kinda weird, but it was just stupid enough to waste my time! |
| Name: | kpsyce |
| E-mail address: | yeah, uhh huh |
| Homepage URL: | http://yep |
| Favorite Section: | The Black Hole of Niftyness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | first it is very important to look at it. (dont skip this. it will turn out wrong. dont blink either. thatll mess it up too.) now as you stare, make sure this is blatant, whisper -oohhh, you are so pretty! be jell-o be jell-o!... brickabrickabrickabrick... then dance-dance dance who ever ye may be, i am the lord of the dance said he... i said dance! if you cant tell an irish jig is prefered. however, you can also let the jell-o listen to some hard-core gangsta rap for about 20 minutes. this may lead to your jell-o stealing things, unfortunately and trying to convince you that your spoon is bling-bling and that you were tryin to "mess wit my hommies, dog!" the previous method results only in a very faint whispering of "come and look at my pot of gold , laddie!" |
| Comments: | i think your funny, tehe. Especially with the weasels. theyre real funny.
you know what, john, you know what?? i think youre "Nifty" *blushes and giggles* |
| Name: | head_explody |
| E-mail address: | flibitigibitdjldksh@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.ilikepie.com |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | what your ment to prepare it first, man THATS what i've been doing wrong |
| Comments: | nifty :) |
| Name: | Saz |
| E-mail address: | www.sa@rasmusrocks.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.rasmusrocks.com |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | In the blender! |
| Comments: | Jell-o, I love Jell-o. Cool glowing duck! |
| Name: | Ub3r_G0d |
| E-mail address: | dragon_slayer9307@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i dont prepare it i eat it geez |
| Comments: | wutz a comment? |
| Name: | Colin M. Gregory |
| E-mail address: | SnowRacer5453067@cs.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://geocities.com/gmssteveswihart |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I like to add club soda instead of water, and make it all fizzy. Then I use the Jigglers recipe so they jiggle and don't shatter like real eggs when you drop them on the floor. |
| Comments: | The Realm of Niftyness is the best useless site on the web. John needs to update more. A lot more. But so do I. My website hasn't bee updated in 6 months, and the one I made for my teacher still has lesson plans from 6 weeks ago. John still needs to give me a niftyness.com email adress. I don't want a gmail.com one, I want niftyness! That is all I have to say. If anyone reading this would like a copy of a strange and rather demented (but totally awesome) story I wrote, you can email me at SnowRacer5453067@cs.com. Stay classy. |
| Name: | petal |
| E-mail address: | prtal_ronalda@honalda@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://not |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | normal way |
| Comments: | hay my name is petal Dickie I will like to talk my e-mail is ronaldacool@yahoo.com,petal_ronalda@hotmail.com my cell is 868-770-1131 call me |
| Name: | yoyoyoyo,oioioioioi |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | nufin much ur webby iz crap |
| Name: | kalah the loser |
| E-mail address: | kalah529@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | go outside. sit in a mud puddle, act like a duck, make flat faces at people when they walk by, wait for the cow in the north to moo an his friend the duck in the south to eat jello,, then mix an stick in the fridge fer 5 WHOLE minutes |
| Comments: | i like this place..... |
| Name: | kalah the loser |
| E-mail address: | kalah529@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | go outside. sit in a mud puddle, act like a duck, make flat faces at people when they walk by, wait for the cow in the north to moo an his friend the duck in the south to eat jello,, then mix an stick in the fridge fer 5 WHOLE minutes |
| Comments: | i like this place..... |
| Name: | roberta fayne flemming |
| E-mail address: | wateva@whonose.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.icantbelievemyparentsgavemethisname.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Fish Counter |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i eat it raw sprincled on icecream |
| Comments: | hi.
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| Name: | roberta fayne flemming |
| E-mail address: | wateva@whonose.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.icantbelievemyparentsgavemethisname.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Fish Counter |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i eat it raw sprincled on icecream |
| Comments: | hi.
Byenhnhnhyubngynjvrjkulnhyu mhukm,l, |
| Name: | roberta fayne flemming |
| E-mail address: | wateva@whonose.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.icantbelievemyparentsgavemethisname.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Fish Counter |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i eat it raw sprincled on icecream |
| Comments: | hi.
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| Name: | Daniel |
| E-mail address: | dbyington@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | 1.Regurgitate of large mushroom cornea.
2.Feed to dog 3.Repeat for 47 minutes, or until feet are a nice shade of golden brown. Enjoy! |
| Comments: | I am a cockroach.I am a cockroach.I am a cockroach.I am a cockroach.I am a cockroach.I am a cockroach. MUHUHAAAHAHAAHAAH! I will eat your BRAINS! And I will...quiet! Are you trying to freak out the entire neighborhood? YES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAGH!! NO! NOT MY--bleah. |
| Name: | Trey C |
| E-mail address: | jamesclevenger88@yahoo.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Niftyness Report |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | From the box in an old hat.Dont forget to add the buttermilk. |
| Comments: | Its a great website. I love reading all the jokes, but a lot of the links dont work well. You got some great wrighters but I cant read a lot of the articles. Can you fix them, or something? But besides that Allis well.
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| Name: | Trey Clevenger |
| E-mail address: | jamesclevenger88@yahoo.com |
| Favorite Section: | The Niftyness Report |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | From the box in an old hat.Dont forget to add the buttermilk. |
| Comments: | Its a great website. I love reading all the jokes, but a lot of the links dont work well. You got some great wrighters but I cant read a lot of the articles. Can you fix them, or something? But besides that Allis well.
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| Name: | Natalie Matthews-Graves |
| E-mail address: | nat_le_pelley@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Comments: | Hello Inez! Inez is my best friend- she has signed the guestbook too- please don't die of boredom Inez! |
| Name: | Natalie Matthews-Graves |
| E-mail address: | nat_le_pelley@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Eat it while it's hot! Yummy |
| Comments: | I love your page. The fortune cookies and your cooky adventures provide endless happiness in the boring, boring depths of Chemistry lessons. Or Physics... in fsct all stuff boring.
I love you, and would in fact marry you if i was not 15. Natalie xxxx |
| Name: | Inez Lane |
| E-mail address: | zickzack_7@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I don't know. First I shall find out what jello is and how you prepare it. Then I shall come back to you. |
| Comments: | I think you are the greatest person in the whole entire world. I was considering trying to be witty or just mildly funny but as I cannot match your immense power over words I wont bother. I know of many people who would like to marry you. As I'm in a room with the most boring people in the world this may be my last message to anyone, so if you hear of a girl dying of the bordom please contact my parents and my friends. |
| Name: | mike |
| E-mail address: | mikematheney@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | By filling a cement truck, dumping on my neigbor's car, then licking it off the windshield for a fee. |
| Comments: | Those had to be the funniest freakin things in the world! |
| Name: | Meg |
| E-mail address: | LALALALALALA |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | The Black Hole of Niftyness |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Boiling it alive.... |
| Comments: | Wow! Dude, this rocks! |
| Name: | NANANA |
| E-mail address: | doodoodoo@doo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://nanana.com |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | NANANANANA |
| Comments: | NANANANA |
| Name: | potato chips?!?!?!?! |
| E-mail address: | blueimpulse7@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | why jello?..i think my puddings getting jealous |
| Comments: | i want my babys back ribs!! |
| Name: | The Lawn Ornament |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Ask Skippy |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Just give it to the horrible little Venusian that materialized in my hand. He'll know what to do. |
| Comments: | mih |
| Name: | boo |
| E-mail address: | boo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://boo.comcc |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | put a little boo in it! |
| Comments: | boo boo boo boo i scared u! |
| Name: | James |
| E-mail address: | superstar@esatclear.ie |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | What is jello anyway? |
| Comments: | Hey guys... do you think he's dead?
I sure hope not. I don't see why heaven should get john when we're stuck down here with not-john. |
| Name: | kimmy |
| E-mail address: | kimmywalkowski@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://geocities.com/kimmywalkowski/kimmer.html |
| Favorite Section: | The Lame Gift Emporium |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | in one of those neat molds, but take the jello out before it's totally done - that way it almost keeps its form, but you get to watch it mush away. |
| Comments: | Awesome site! Stop swearing though - you're losing some people because of that one. I love the site and I think it's fabulous and wonderful and funny. I read my mom some of the stuff off of your site and her favorite thing was the 404 message with the duck in a bunny suit. |
| Name: | ellz |
| E-mail address: | PIGEON FAECES |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | JELLO?! where?!?!?!? NNNMNNNOOOOO |
| Comments: | dude. i havent been to this site in MONTHS. I came back expecting to be blown away by all the updates. AND THERE ARE NONE! May the curse of the Antelope fall upon you.
Poppdeping |
| Name: | kaela |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i eat it raw baby. |
| Comments: | im so glad to know im not the only person that loves this site..keep updating! please! or ill make babies with you. |
| Name: | kyla |
| E-mail address: | spaceykh@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | umm..... |
| Comments: | MORE FORTUNE COOKIES!!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!! NICE WEB! |
| Name: | kyla |
| E-mail address: | spaceykh@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | umm..... |
| Comments: | MORE FORTUNE COOKIES!!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!! NICE WEB! |
| Name: | JOy |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Yellow Duck's Implosion Tips |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | baked in a meat cassarole |
| Comments: | <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/faind/duckie.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
I drew you a Duck |
| Name: | Willow |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Mr. John's Adventures |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | On a summery day in my tiny cramped winnabago. |
| Comments: | That was so funny that I'm still laughing. Seriously, I'm not gonna stop till teatime. |
| Name: | $hannon |
| E-mail address: | Vivalaham4243 |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Comments: | erika is cool and loves vinny peterson i think |
| Name: | Shelby |
| E-mail address: | smallville_freak92@hotmail.com |
| Favorite Section: | Find the Black Dot |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | Fix it like it says on the box..how else r ya supposed to fix it? |
| Comments: | Hey! Im 13, single and hott. If there is ne hott single 13-17 guys out there lookin for sum1 to talk to(maybe more) add me. |
| Name: | Lena Jones |
| E-mail address: | beetle_bug2005@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://llamas! |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | i dont speak of that 4 letter word that starts with "J", it attracts the Llamas. dont say it or they will get you... |
| Comments: | One day, llamas will take over the world and we will all die and they will laugh at us and force those lucky enough to live to eat that evil 4 letter word mentioned above and they will use toothpicks to torture those who refuse to eat the 4 letter word mentioned above.
You have officially been warned and i will now die for telling you about the llama's secret plan!!! ahhh! |
| Name: | Rebecca |
| E-mail address: | Bndgrl09@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://premium.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Bandgal |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | 1. open the package
2. get a spoon 3. chow down |
| Comments: | This is quite a amusing site! I like the fortune cookies, extremely funny! The duck page is cool! Marissa's Page is also cool!
Actually your whole site rocks! |
| Name: | Travis |
| E-mail address: | Tkadlick@nycap.rr.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Fortune Cookies |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | I prefer to use about 50 boxes in my neighbors pool at midnight on a summers day. I wouldn't eat the stuff with Paris Hiltons mouth (God knows where thats been), but it is a swimming exsperience and lawsuit you never forget |
| Comments: | Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? |
| Name: | ME |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | Find the Black Dot |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | YES |
| Comments: | YES GOOD YES I LIK IT
I LIK COLOURS |
| Name: | Emma |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Favorite Section: | --------------- |
| Favorite Way to Prepare Jello: | stick it in the frog leg and simmer it on -934 degrees Celcius. |
| Comments: | Run, run, the geese are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *honking sounds* |