Beth Smith
Thursday, December 9th 2010 - 12:16:08 PM
Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside-out so HE gets all the pleasure...
Lord Voldemort
http://www.mobwarstips.com
Wednesday, November 17th 2010 - 03:56:16 PM
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Joe Swan
Monday, November 8th 2010 - 07:00:51 PM
Whenever Chuck Norris’s wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Renee V
Saturday, October 30th 2010 - 09:19:27 PM
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
Raising Arizona
Monday, October 4th 2010 - 08:08:16 PM
Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus twice a day
Jason Van Wyhe
http://www.choppersurplus.com
Monday, July 26th 2010 - 01:36:48 AM
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Even Steven
Wednesday, July 21st 2010 - 02:35:48 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he just stares at it until the receiver jumps to his ear
Tee Chang
Sunday, July 18th 2010 - 04:34:01 PM
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Charlie C
http://www.forexcts.com
Wednesday, June 16th 2010 - 10:32:39 AM
Chuck Norris once wrote 'Violence' for every answer on his calculus exam and got 100%. He solves all of his problems with violence.
Devo
Friday, June 4th 2010 - 01:32:03 AM
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The grimm reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris
Thursday, May 20th 2010 - 02:01:00 PM
Post your "Facts" about me here...
Thursday, December 9th 2010 - 12:16:08 PM
Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside-out so HE gets all the pleasure...
Lord Voldemort
http://www.mobwarstips.com
Wednesday, November 17th 2010 - 03:56:16 PM
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Joe Swan
Monday, November 8th 2010 - 07:00:51 PM
Whenever Chuck Norris’s wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Renee V
Saturday, October 30th 2010 - 09:19:27 PM
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
Raising Arizona
Monday, October 4th 2010 - 08:08:16 PM
Chuck Norris stays tough by having sex with a cactus twice a day
Jason Van Wyhe
http://www.choppersurplus.com
Monday, July 26th 2010 - 01:36:48 AM
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Even Steven
Wednesday, July 21st 2010 - 02:35:48 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he just stares at it until the receiver jumps to his ear
Tee Chang
Sunday, July 18th 2010 - 04:34:01 PM
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Charlie C
http://www.forexcts.com
Wednesday, June 16th 2010 - 10:32:39 AM
Chuck Norris once wrote 'Violence' for every answer on his calculus exam and got 100%. He solves all of his problems with violence.
Devo
Friday, June 4th 2010 - 01:32:03 AM
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The grimm reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris
Thursday, May 20th 2010 - 02:01:00 PM
Post your "Facts" about me here...