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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: tug_wilson@hotmail,co,uk
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Ears
Email Address: egg@tug_wilson@hotmail.co.uk
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Wednesday, October 29th 2008 - 05:58:16 AM
Name: jonathan plumes
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jonathan plumes (ex 'saire' a one-time hotheaded rascal from the original warpcomm tefo brigade..) hope all's good if any of you stumble on this.. (hi there dedrep, remember me? fck.. don't time fly..)

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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: eh@nope
Saturday, August 9th 2008 - 02:02:29 PM
Name: DedREp
Comments:Hello. Is this place still alive? I posted here once, a very long time ago. I think I came here from a link posted on warp-net when it was all black and a voice said 'warp net' when you visited the site.

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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Sausage & Chips
Email Address: mbz07@lineone.net
Sunday, May 27th 2007 - 09:19:30 AM
Name: Derek Spin Choice
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Sicking
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: MUGU@MUGU.COM
Thursday, July 22nd 2004 - 10:40:38 AM
Name: Carlos Banderos
Comments:Just dropping in - Nice to see the merchandise.

Do you have any Autofire Tax-disc holders?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: carl.urbanATlycos.com
Thursday, May 20th 2004 - 08:06:19 AM
Name: Astrosos The Mighty Dunkard of Grimness
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: stevemetal@mail.com
Sunday, April 18th 2004 - 09:11:50 AM
Name: Ike of Spain
Homepage URL: http://www.limefly.com
Comments:Hi Guys... long time no speak!!! Hope all is well in Kidderhampton on Tyne. I'm still ruffling the feathers of chicken soup in Scotland under Thames. Is Anthands still alive or did he drive his Renault 5 Super Onyx Set Turbo Twin Speed 2 Gear in to a fence and cause an explosion the size of a local shop? Hope the camels and so on are fine three. If you fancy some educational musi-pops, me and the chief do online radio at www.subcity.org - Saturday night 7-9pm. If you are still puttin out choons an that, geez a mail.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: ikeofspain@hotmail.com
Thursday, March 11th 2004 - 03:54:25 AM
Name: No Man's Rib
Homepage URL: http://www.NoMansRib.com
Comments:just checked out your website.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Email Address: angel@nomansrib.com
Sunday, August 17th 2003 - 11:56:40 AM
Name: aaron smith
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
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Name: Sascha Hahn
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Monday, April 14th 2003 - 12:24:15 AM
Name: Crystal Coins
Comments:Hi Charlie,
How are you? I'm ok, still at Essex and bored because of essay's. I got this site of the Silly soc guest book, I liked you're joke. Anyway must go
Crystal
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Email Address: cjking@essex.ac.uk
Tuesday, November 26th 2002 - 05:51:14 AM
Name: ben-adams brother !
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Sunday, August 11th 2002 - 04:26:47 PM
Name: rhys
Homepage URL: http://anero.org
Comments:great website! i have linked to your website on mine, so you best do the same!

hopefully soon we can play a gig together
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Blowing chunks
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Email Address: anero@anero.org
Monday, July 1st 2002 - 04:01:55 PM
Name: Wendi
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Monday, April 15th 2002 - 04:13:33 PM
Name: J2DaiZzO
Comments:No DOuBT,
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Monday, April 8th 2002 - 02:09:39 AM
Name: Bob Monkhouse
Comments:It's amazing what I find under my name.You left out Technicolour Yawn!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Mickey Mouse
Thursday, April 4th 2002 - 12:45:06 PM
Name: dog latin
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: The Ferral
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Name: Rachel Hill
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Friday, March 8th 2002 - 05:00:30 PM
Name: Mistie
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick - Barfing or doing a technicolour yawn
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: That ATB song (The second one not the first one)
Email Address: mistiewatters@hotmail.com
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Name: boycott shard
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: coffinnail333@hotmail.com
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Name: ajayan
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Garden Furniture
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Favourite Thing: Yellow
Sunday, October 7th 2001 - 01:27:12 PM
Name: andrew
Comments:JOBBIES
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Gonna blow
Favourite Thing: Bicycle Clips
Email Address: REFUGEEDMONKEY2001
Tuesday, September 11th 2001 - 07:01:15 AM
Name: andrew
Comments:JOBBIES
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Gonna blow
Favourite Thing: Bicycle Clips
Email Address: REFUGEEDMONKEY2001@HOTMAIL.COM
Tuesday, September 11th 2001 - 07:01:04 AM
Name: SUCKADUK
Comments:To those of you that believe that garageband.com is great,
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records (or whatever they are called) to promote THEIR
bands. The award system sucks because when you finally get
around to receiving a prize, garageband.com does everything
in their power to retract the prize. MP3.com may be
useless and phony, but at least they don't fuck you over
while telling you that they would never fuck you over.
Garageband.com sucks!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Email Address: jonestownpunch@hotmail.com
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Garden Furniture
Email Address: baf37@hotmail.com
Saturday, August 11th 2001 - 10:38:14 AM
Name: feedle
Homepage URL: http://www.ampcast.com/feedle
Comments:When this page came up it was such an intense shade of red
that my eyes exploded. Now i have to dictate to my mum who
is writing this for me. So i'd just like to say that Dog
lAtin fucking rocks. He makes wicked badd ass tunes that
make the wanky oppositon look like the cock sucking pig
fuckers they really are. Compared to you i am nothing but
piss stinking bum gravy and i hope you are a big success.
Rock on, tommy.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Email Address: leave me alone you harpeys
Thursday, July 5th 2001 - 08:10:33 AM
Name: Adikt
Comments:Hey
i saw u on the joyrex message board + tefosav and decided
to download a few tracks. 'Capoeria Eletrônico Berimbau'
fuckin rocks!! and i was wonderin wot equiptment you used
to make it cos thats the sorta style i want to go for.
cheers,
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: That ATB song (The second one not the first one)
Email Address: nickgill63@hotmail.com
Tuesday, May 29th 2001 - 10:39:57 AM
Name: wizards teeth
Comments:Lung
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: That ATB song (The second one not the first one)
Email Address: bully_beef99@yahoo.com
Tuesday, May 22nd 2001 - 09:55:56 AM
Name: od
Homepage URL: http://www.ampcast.com/orangedust
Comments:hey download im going to doglatin all your stuff

uh also im getting your DAM when my squarepusher one comes
in.
if it does.
if i dont end up gettign your DAM first.
uh.
is it the unfinished one?
guess i better wait till its done. or i could get it now
and have a special edition! err no.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: disruptor33@hotmail.com
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 10:04:05 PM
Name: Id Lab
Homepage URL: http://users.yesmate.com/idlab
Comments:Down with MP3.com! Apart from the 'no more payback', have
you seen that 'Back the Band'? You get to put your message
of support above the band picture, but guess what...? You
have to pay for it. There's a surprise.
My favourite band site is Garageband.com. You may get no
money from them, but you get your music reviewed, and you
get HMV vouchers for reviewing other people's.

Oh, and I love Autofire's music.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: idlab@brakehorse.com
Monday, March 19th 2001 - 12:32:06 PM
Name: James Marshall
Comments:Excellent.
Great.
Keen.

MORE
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Sausage & Chips
Email Address: calabar@
Saturday, March 17th 2001 - 11:09:26 AM
Name: machinist
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/machinist
Comments:you already know how i feel.
i'm going to try frequently downloading stuff from everyone
i know, esp. from joyrex.com and micromusic. let's get
something out of the bazturds before we leave.
let everyone know where you go so we can support you when
you get there. i think i'm gonna check out ampcast and see
how they are.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Email Address: retard3782@aol.com
Friday, March 16th 2001 - 06:00:24 PM
Name: chenGOD
Comments:Yes...i agree 100%. I will be posting links on my site to
whatever other host i decide to go with...BOLLOX to you
mp3.com....making me wait 2 weeks to upload a single
track and then dumping this shite on us...to quote the
Dead Kennedys,"Tin eared, graph-papered brained,
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giant record companies now, the lowest common
denominator rules. Forget honesty, forget creativity, the
dumbest buy the mostest that's the name of the game"
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: Ears
Email Address: chengod@korea.com
Friday, March 16th 2001 - 11:36:21 AM
Name: chenGOD
Comments:Yes...i agree 100%. I will be posting links on my site to
whatever other host i decide to go with...BOLLOX to you
mp3.com....making me wait 2 weeks to upload a single
track and then dumping this shite on us...to quote the
Dead Kennedys,"Tin eared, graph-papered brained,
accountants instead of music fans, call all the shots at
giant record companies now, the lowest common
denominator rules. Forget honesty, forget creativity, the
dumbest buy the mostest that's the name of the game"
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: Ears
Email Address: chengod2korea.com
Friday, March 16th 2001 - 11:36:15 AM
Name: chenGOD
Comments:Yes...i agree 100%. I will be posting links on my site to
whatever other host i decide to go with...BOLLOX to you
mp3.com....making me wait 2 weeks to upload a single
track and then dumping this shite on us...to quote the
Dead Kennedys,"Tin eared, graph-papered brained,
accountants instead of music fans, call all the shots at
giant record companies now, the lowest common
denominator rules. Forget honesty, forget creativity, the
dumbest buy the mostest that's the name of the game"
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: Ears
Email Address: chengod2korea.com
Friday, March 16th 2001 - 11:32:04 AM
Name: vodkah
Homepage URL: http://www.ampcast.com/057
Comments:uhh, mp3.c is shit.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: vodkah057@netzero.net
Friday, March 16th 2001 - 09:38:02 AM
Name: Flopper Jones
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: That ATB song (The second one not the first one)
Email Address: danger_moose@hotmail.com
Monday, January 15th 2001 - 10:47:40 AM
Name: dunston the invisible robot
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/dunstontherobot/ (it sucks don't go there)
Comments:duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes!

heya this is steve from knebworth. i haven't spoken to you
guys in fucking AGES! hey charlie, how ya doin? my email
address changed by the way- it's now
greebosteve@ntlworld.com or parasite_twin@hotmail.com
(better one). send me a mail sometime.

later
steve
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: parasite_twin@hotmail.com
Friday, January 5th 2001 - 09:25:19 AM
Name: Dr Freudstein
Homepage URL: http://www.freudstein.co.uk
Comments:The doctor is in the house!
How's it going guys?
Hope you had a Happy New Year. How about a link from your
MP3 page to ours that you mentioned at christmas? And we'll
return the favour soon enough...Death to all chumps!!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Email Address: david1103@yahoo.com
Thursday, January 4th 2001 - 01:54:49 PM
Name: knowa lazarus
Homepage URL: http://www.knowalazarus.com
Comments:good ish man!! u got my support!!! i'm feelin the music
dawg... one, knowa..

i am sick because i like to punch little kids in the face
with car bumpers, while eating pigeon meat....
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: knowalazarus@aol.com
Friday, December 15th 2000 - 02:15:13 PM
Name: ZeroZero
Homepage URL: http://www.pcworks.demon.co.uk
Comments:Autofire has new tracks to download on mp3.com...
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: zerozero@pcworks.demon.co.uk
Wednesday, December 13th 2000 - 01:34:22 PM
Name: ben king
Comments:alright there charles,hope you are smoking a fat pipe like ourselves
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: ben__king@hotmail
Friday, December 8th 2000 - 04:29:07 PM
Name: strix mix
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/nautilis
Comments:heloc..

finished you mix.

it will be up soon..i need to listen to it intoxicated.

late.
notillis
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, November 25th 2000 - 08:19:45 PM
Name: nautilis
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/nautilis
Comments:found the track i am going to remix. I have a list of
remixes to do and yours is first. I will start it
Saturday, if not sooner..

Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Bicycle Clips
Email Address: mp3rmx@hotmail.com
Wednesday, November 22nd 2000 - 05:11:02 PM
Name: anthands
Homepage URL: http://www.chaseylain.com
Comments:I spent yesterday consoling myself with strips of bark, they had been left to me by a man who is only visible on tuesdays.
It's been a rough auld week y'know and one things for sure, i'm never making cottage pie with Tesco value mince again. I'm off to capture Devon and sell it for crack. bye.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Email Address: haddock
Saturday, November 18th 2000 - 03:27:37 AM
Name: dopepoo
Homepage URL: http://davegrey.com/dope/
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: the_fonz@rocketmail.com
Tuesday, November 14th 2000 - 08:41:35 AM
Name: David
Homepage URL: http://www.freudstein.co.uk
Comments:If you have any gigs sorted then tell me. Also check out
our web site for very exciting news.

Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Wednesday, November 1st 2000 - 04:29:39 PM
Name: Ol Hughes
Comments:Mr Noseybonk... Mr Scarybonk more like
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Pie & Chips
Email Address: atomic.finger@tinyonline.co.uk
Tuesday, October 24th 2000 - 03:29:42 PM
Name: nool
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/nool
Comments:Phat music -- thanks for it!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Floss
Email Address: ncp1341@is6.nyu.edu
Sunday, October 15th 2000 - 08:34:09 AM
Name: vodkah
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/057
Comments:yo chuck, lissenin to the trax, nice work! gonna do some
drinkin when i get home tonight. must dub some Åutofire.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Garden Furniture
Email Address: vodkah@netzero.net
Friday, September 29th 2000 - 06:46:45 PM
Name: Pete
Homepage URL: http://www.london-net.net/kornshire
Comments:Hello Charles, did you make that banner up there say that?
Make some more tunes please, I haven't heard any new
Autofire stuff for aaaages.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Email Address: there
Thursday, September 28th 2000 - 04:52:05 AM
Name: james+alma+ben
Comments:i am astonished at what a remarkable
web sight i have found.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Email Address: jalemas.7@ntlworld.com
Saturday, September 16th 2000 - 08:59:46 AM
Name: Russ hahahaha i am mad
Comments:Hallo I am finally on the web and can annoy you now even
though I am nowhere near you - what you think of that you
bastards
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Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: kissmyass@youstink.com
Saturday, September 2nd 2000 - 07:03:30 AM
Name: Russ the bus gus dus sus puss
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, September 2nd 2000 - 06:57:11 AM
Name: lovely
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: MISS-AVA@prodigy.net
Tuesday, July 18th 2000 - 04:50:14 PM
Name: oli_lolly
Comments:never heard your music as am unable to download anything at
work, you just made me laugh you pissed so many people off
at warpcomm(even when you were saying nice things to them)
so i thought i would have a look at your site(can't get to
homepage due to cheekiness of access controls at work) and
realised you come from Hertfordshire, funny coincidence cos
so do i, little place called Knebworth(near the hole they
call Stevenage, no offence if thats where you live).

Please mail me when you and the tefosav crew play live.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: oli_lolly@mailcity.com
Wednesday, July 12th 2000 - 08:50:45 AM
Name: Kevin
Comments:Thanks for putting your music out there so people can have
the opprotunity to hear it.
I just heard a few of your tracks and enjoyed them very
much!
Hope there's more to come.
Take care<
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: foul
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Pie & Pie
Email Address: indalab@msn.com
Monday, June 26th 2000 - 08:14:02 PM
Name: wesley
Comments:why does nobody sign the guestbook?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, June 24th 2000 - 02:49:10 PM
Name: aaaaaaaargh
Comments:kcus ym sllab
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Blowing chunks
Favourite Thing: Goats
Thursday, June 22nd 2000 - 08:30:35 AM
Name: Chulk
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/chulk
Comments:I ssed wot lookd luyk an cat, but i seed a horss reelee!

The money's rollin in I see, good frr Yow!

Hello
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Sunday, June 4th 2000 - 11:42:27 AM
Name: Argent Nois
Comments:So do I get a free AUTOFIRE mug and mousemat or what?

;)
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Pie & Pie
Wednesday, May 31st 2000 - 06:17:40 AM
Name: Argent Nois
Homepage URL: http://www.london-net.net/kornshire
Comments:Nothing to say really. My imagination is somewhat lacking
since I actually got a job. Ah, buggery.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: kik@kik.kik
Wednesday, May 31st 2000 - 06:13:42 AM
Name: what the fuck is a lorrie
Comments:"a sure fire way of calculating how stupid children are is
to flagrently play tricks on them all the time with out
pause or letting them know exactly what your up to until
they either seem; a:very confused, or, b:rather ept in their
confusion, b being trademark qualities of adult
professionals, it should be concluded that they are less
stupid..."

state:minneasota,beneath canada, there is no "state above",
except whatever canadian one there is, ok ok, i'mma tosser,
whatever the fuck that is...

ace toones
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: goat94@yahoo.com
Wednesday, May 24th 2000 - 12:31:49 AM
Name: Preset
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/anthands
Comments:Hello. Just thought i'd give you a quick message as I
haven't done so in a while. i'm in the process of
downloading all your tunes, it takes so long it does my
head in. Heres the ingredients for a roasted vegetable and
sausagemeat roll:

1 small yellow, red and green pepper, deseeded and cut into
chunks
1 red onion cut into wedges
1 tbsp of olive oil
1lb of fresh sausagemeat
2 tbsp fresh chopped parsley
1 500g packet of fresh puff pastry
1 eg, beaten
cherry tomates and cumcumber to serve

enjoy.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Floss
Saturday, May 20th 2000 - 07:34:36 AM
Name: aem
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/a_e_m
Comments:Damn.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: Sausage & Chips
Friday, May 19th 2000 - 12:25:40 PM
Name: rodion
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/rodion
Comments:hey, dog latin :) stop collecting so many listens,
otherwise you'll become too rich !

nice work mate, keep on

cheers
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: e.cianfanelli@libero.it
Thursday, May 18th 2000 - 01:03:18 PM
Name: iv.onah
Homepage URL: http://www.bigfoot.com/~ivonah
Comments:hey dog latin

now look what you've done to warp-net, oh-well i'll see who
i can agitate in the chatrooms.

peace

x
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: ivonah@bigfoot.com
Tuesday, May 16th 2000 - 10:23:37 AM
Name: iv.onah
Homepage URL: http://www.bigfoot.com/~ivonah
Comments:hey dog lati

now look what you've done to warp-net, oh-well i'll see who
i can agitate in the chatrooms.

peace

x
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: ivonah@bigfoot.com
Tuesday, May 16th 2000 - 10:23:34 AM
Name: Wesley
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/chulk
Comments:Sorry gotta go, i'll post again later :¬)
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Email Address: hah@h.a
Sunday, May 14th 2000 - 07:30:08 AM
Name: anon
Homepage URL: http://home.beseen.com/friends/surgical_tool/wompage.html
Comments:HJKGG
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: the
Saturday, April 29th 2000 - 04:54:57 PM
Name:
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, April 29th 2000 - 04:52:30 PM
Name: Dr. Ike of Spain
Homepage URL: http://www.ike.org.uk
Comments:I'm just waiting for this computer to download the MP3
plug-in for Real Player. I like to wait so much that my hair
is stanging salute to the National Anthem of Venezuela.
Likka Stylez! P.S. My Gran says "If there's any rude words
in yo' songs, I'll take out that MuthaFu@ka wid my '72 Chevy
and my Antelope, Peter.

CAREFUL!
Keep up the good sound.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Blowing chunks
Favourite Thing: Garden Furniture
Email Address: ikeofspain@hotmail.com
Tuesday, April 11th 2000 - 12:34:32 PM
Name: pole master
Homepage URL: http://bumhead@bumraa.com
Comments:he he Im signing your guest book its the funniest



champion
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: bumsnake@hotmail.com
Saturday, April 8th 2000 - 12:49:59 AM
Name: anthands
Comments:God i've wrecked my life
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Thursday, April 6th 2000 - 12:23:27 PM
Name: kompkt
Comments:i'd say look for the copper in you!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Red Lorries
Email Address: midikir@yahoo.com
Tuesday, April 4th 2000 - 02:58:09 PM
Name: Darf Fader
Homepage URL: http://darffader.go.to
Comments:come visit my site!!
ALSO PLEASE SEND US YOUR MP3 4 ON THE SITE
this is freeeeee!!!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: webmaster@darffader.zzn.com
Friday, March 31st 2000 - 04:25:38 PM
Name: Dan Stacey
Homepage URL: http://www.pitofmayhem.co.uk
Comments:I just bought the Gridopolis E.P.
Very impressive stuff!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: difused@hotmail.com
Monday, March 20th 2000 - 09:21:05 PM
Name: Prehands
Homepage URL: http://mp3.com/Preset
Comments:Yo Charliundo, hows it going. I thought i'd leave you a
messgage as you seemed fed up at people not signing your
guestbook, I know the feeling. I've uploaded a track to
CcommD, you may like it. i'm not sure I do. I've been well
fussy recently though. Anyway, gotta dash, things to do
(Well, drinking and eating pizza anyways(obviously I don't
drink the pizza)) Later dude.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Email Address: u.know@it
Saturday, March 4th 2000 - 05:26:50 PM
Name: Chulk
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/chulk
Comments:Groofi site Dog.
Just out of curiosity, could put a link to my site at
mp3.com on TEFOSAV like you said yonks ago.
Red is nice, but red and grey are nicer - see emmelstarch.
I don't really have much to say except for some recomended
additions to the "Favourite Thing" section in the guest
book.

*Diarrhoea Sow
*Shellsuit
*White Gloves
*Shit Eating Grins
*Rancid Mare Sphincter
*Heavy Vynil
*44band EQ (!)
*|||||||||||||||| Computers
*Bass
*Flying Sack Of Dick
*Moss and other Lichen
*Brown and Orange Bed Spread for my Half sister's Caravan
*Nozzle Test pass
*Cannon Norris describing how his gay lover and tramp Eddie
"The-Red-Hat" Jip drags sheep into his house by their hind
legs in the early hours of the moring.

Ah well that's all from me.

Hello
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Vomiting
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: in16bit@aphextwin.zzn.com
Saturday, March 4th 2000 - 12:31:40 PM
Name: Underwatertorch
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/underwatertorch
Comments:Praveen's lost in cyber space.



stuck in the UK...owch

::Puking::
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Pie & Pie
Email Address: underwatertorch@cableinet.co.uk
Saturday, March 4th 2000 - 04:34:53 AM
Name: frog pocket
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/mouthmoth
Comments:gastirc expectoration.

i don't like anything on your favourite thing list.
my favourite thing is white gloves you put to go raving.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: i_am_john@hotmail.com
Tuesday, February 29th 2000 - 02:05:53 AM
Name: red_azril
Comments:just dowloaded your mp3's. liked them, listened to them
again. liked them a bit more.

any recommendatins for music pakages / equipment (grovel)

l8r

red_azril
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: red_azril@hotmail.com
Sunday, February 27th 2000 - 01:09:33 PM
Name: Dan/difused
Homepage URL: http://home.beseen.com/churches/i_h8_u/html/all_that_are_false.html
Comments:The site rocks lads!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Red Lorries
Email Address: difused@hotmail.com
Friday, February 25th 2000 - 06:57:33 PM
Name: Noriega
Homepage URL: http://-
Comments:I am About to download some music, I hope its good. KIR foe
tha Y2K Big Pun RIP y'all.
I want an RM1X V.Much coz I am off to Italy for all of next
year and can't take my studio with me.


Fjords of Panama Woz 'ere.
Bokaboka!
POLE MASTER? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? DO YOU EVER SLEE
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Email Address: wankedmyselfblind
Saturday, February 19th 2000 - 02:12:44 AM
Name: anthands
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/preset
Comments:H el lo Charles, tis I. Just downloading all yaw tunes and
all yaw tunes. i've got all day as am vorking in internet
cafe, sorry I have nver downloaded them before but i'm a
lazy, obelisk shaped haddock. I have heard "insect box" and
"spellcheque" however and I liked the.m I'm going to pump
winamp full of quality moozac tonite, get rendered and
listen to it. Jim tells me that you used to make straws out
of crushed up egg-shells, good stuff.
Not really sure why i'm writing this, maybe it's because
i'm a londoner that I have love London town. Even though
i'm not a londoner and have only been there about 7 times
ever. Anyway, i'm off to spray paint my goldfish. See yee
soon.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Pie & Pie
Saturday, February 12th 2000 - 12:33:40 PM
Name: Argent Nois
Homepage URL: http://sites.netscape.net/phishpharmer/homepage
Comments:Good to see the guestbook back in action at last - bastard,
unreliable server to blame no doubt (that means you
Dreambook). Also, the TEFOSAV site is looking even more
splendid than ever (CF - thanks for the thanks, glad to be
of service) if you haven't been there and explored every
nook and cranny, although if you are here, you probably
have, GO THERE NOW (too much punctuation and brackets for
one message). Ta TA.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Garden Furniture
Email Address: phishpharmer@netscape.net
Wednesday, February 9th 2000 - 06:31:31 PM
Name: Dog Latin
Homepage URL: http://www.afreehome.com/autofire/tefosav
Comments:Hello! I think this has to be the best site ever.
Yay!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chucking
Favourite Thing: Blue Lorries
Email Address: cframe@essex.ac.uk
Tuesday, February 1st 2000 - 07:54:02 PM
Name: 987394875903487590847098263628889239487
Comments:a bit too much red, don't you think?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Chundering
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: gsn10@hotmail.com
Tuesday, February 1st 2000 - 02:35:14 AM
Name: Argent Nois
Homepage URL: http://sites.netscape.net/phishpharmer/homepage
Comments:That is 'white' with an invisible 'w' in case you were
wondering what the hell I was on about below.

'Ten Werds' is the bollox. An hour's worth of minutes and
seconds well spent I'd say. Keep it TEFOSAV. I'm off now to
pour boiling water on freeze dried, bean based granules. If
there is any water spare I may scald my eyes.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: dositex@yahoo.com
Saturday, January 29th 2000 - 10:59:45 AM
Name: Franco
Homepage URL: http://feeltheentertainment.com
Comments:cool site
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Email Address: darth26@email.com
Thursday, January 27th 2000 - 09:23:46 PM
Name: anthands
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/anthands
Comments:'ve changed my m nd, that blonde vet with the weird red
face is flavour of the day.

Where can I buy your album?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Thursday, January 27th 2000 - 12:35:47 PM
Name: ikeofspain
Homepage URL: http://www.ike.org.uk
Comments:The bile erupted and made me dance. BUT, hell, I enjoyed
myself, even without my plastic eye.

All guns blazin' ?
Yip, they shot my daddy too.

;(


Sick: Puke-ole-outo
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: ikeofspain@hotmail.com
Tuesday, January 25th 2000 - 02:53:23 PM
Name: anthands
Comments:Alice Beer does it for me
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Monday, January 17th 2000 - 12:45:25 PM
Name: Piiiiikolol
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/Piiiiikolol
Comments:We must maintain the techno age post-apocalypese!!


Love the show!!!!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Email Address: www@mp3com.Piiiiikolol
Thursday, December 30th 1999 - 09:43:41 PM
Name: Argent Nois
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/sd/dote
Comments:My favoutite way of describing the way I am sick is
'chatting to God on the big hite telephone', although
usually I don't get past 'ch'. anthands would probably tell
you that its 'I'm just going to sort myself out' or 'Do you
mind if I sit in your garden?'. Its all lies. I'm off to
teach melons how to stack themselves. Toodleoo.


PS why isn't wood turning on the list of favourite things.
Are you some kind of freak?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Pie & Chips
Email Address: dositex@yahoo.com
Saturday, December 18th 1999 - 10:16:50 AM
Name: Jeb Siamonz
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/xoojuice
Comments:2 ants


5 reindaers


8 castke motion guards


half an ironing board


a kettle


a bomb to destroy the government



an ant eaters helmet



a pixies toothbrush



557 plimpsols



yi there!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Urging
Favourite Thing: Floss
Email Address: tyme@post.com
Friday, December 17th 1999 - 01:04:24 PM
Name: Johann Parillaud
Homepage URL: http://travel.to/rainbows
Comments:Thanks for linking to my site matey :)

Maybe some photos or more imagery would go down a treat! :)
(Hate the garish red! Sorry! :)

Loved InsectBox.. Will download some more soon..
What equipment do you use by the way?

Fave way of describing being sick.. "Ralphing"
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: saire@vodkamartini.co.uk
Wednesday, December 15th 1999 - 08:43:26 PM
Name: Johann Parillaud
Homepage URL: http://travel.to/rainbows
Comments:Thanks for linking to my site matey :)

Maybe some photos or more imagery would go down a treat! :)
(Hate the garish red! Sorry! :)

Loved InsectBox.. Will download some more soon..
What equipment do you use by the way?

Fave way of describing being sick.. "Ralphing"
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: The Secret Of Monkey Island 3
Email Address: saire@vodkamartini.co.uk
Wednesday, December 15th 1999 - 08:43:25 PM
Name: anthands
Homepage URL: http://www/angelfire.com/ab2/anthands
Comments:olleh. i'm just about to put a link to AUTOFIRE on
anthands. i hear your off for a while, have a good un, i'll
see you, then. Here's a closing thought for Christmas- When
shaving baboons, collect the hair in a box and use it to
weave a massive, Stoke shaped rug and sell it to a
ombudsman.

dripping ears.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Pie & Pie
Wednesday, December 15th 1999 - 12:29:16 PM
Name: bod42zx (dave)
Comments:ha ha finally made it. and i'm being paid overtime for
this. nice one all round1
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: bodprole@hotmail.com
Monday, December 13th 1999 - 08:57:32 PM
Name: Ded Rep
Homepage URL: http://geocities.com/dedrep
Comments:Do ya want Mike 'n' Rich on CD?
For nothing?
Mail me

624@mailcity.com
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: That ATB song (The second one not the first one)
Email Address: 624@mailcity.com
Monday, December 13th 1999 - 08:33:11 PM
Name: anthands
Comments:olleh is my voice, i forgot you asked. sdl;fn;aon
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, December 11th 1999 - 04:43:24 PM
Name: anthands
Comments:olleh is my voice, i forgot you asked. sdl;fn;aon
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Saturday, December 11th 1999 - 04:42:09 PM
Name: anthands
Comments:glad you like the tune. should be some new ones there
sometime soon. used rubish pc with soundforge on it. Cubase
to sequence. 64gold card with 4megs sample time + Dodgy GM
synth. anyway enough of the tech babble, I heard the other
day that the reason pigeons are always nodding when they
walk is because of the heavy weights they insert into their
foreheads to promote neck gowth.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Chalk
Saturday, December 11th 1999 - 04:37:36 PM
Name: anthands
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/anthands
Comments:alright mate. love the tunes, keep it up. my sheep think
they're wicked as well.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Rope
Friday, December 10th 1999 - 12:50:39 PM
Name: LR
Comments:Ciao Auto
Thanks to you and anthands for keeping the warpcomm page
going. If it wasn't for you guys it would be all serious
talking about music but thank god you are there to plug
your goddamn site and tunes and generally annoy the fuck
out of us. Priceless chaps yis are. Keep it up.

My favourite way to say I'm sick is:
I'm going to blow my cookies
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: leorosa@usa.net
Friday, December 3rd 1999 - 04:09:45 PM
Name: The Widdlemeister
Homepage URL: http://surf.to/fogdonkey
Comments:Alright chaps, Autofire keepin it real, hope everything is
going well for you guys, keep it rockin, never put a sock
in a toaster


Check out FOG DONKEY kids too, a veritable array of colour
and sound to rock your world at the above URL.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Donkey Donkey
Email Address: fogdonkey@mailcity.com
Saturday, November 13th 1999 - 06:39:40 AM
Name: Ded Rep
Homepage URL: http://geocities.com/dedrep
Comments:When I got time, I'll get past the guestbook and look at
the rest of your site.....
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Bacon & Egg
Email Address: 624@mailcity.com
Wednesday, November 10th 1999 - 08:53:43 AM
Name: evlove
Comments:Hope you are no longer such a wrek about your girlfriend.
You should try taking a walk?
Climb a tree?
Eat Food?
Sleep?
...?
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Sausage & Chips
Email Address: the_lim@hotmail.com
Tuesday, November 9th 1999 - 11:41:49 AM
Name: anthands
Comments:sorry to hear about the girlfriend. still there's plenty
more camels in the desert, if thats were they live. i'm not
suggesting that your girlfriend looked like a camel or that
she spat everywhere or anything, just offering some
soothing words of calm to nurse you back to health. try
writing a tune, you may find a good one comes out. i find
extreme emotions can help creativity. thats why I always
stab myself in the leg before writing anything, this tends
to make me thouroughly miserable, but the end product is
usually cracking.
Anyway, chin-up old bean, worse things happen in prague.


my favorate thing today is an anvil.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Honking
Favourite Thing: Goats
Email Address: anthands@settingcarpetsonfireathomebase.singe
Tuesday, November 9th 1999 - 04:54:03 AM
Name: Ded Rep
Homepage URL: http://geocities.com/dedrep
Comments:Is it for real or did you trick me into visiting your
website?!?!?!

>!!
Yeah.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Yakking
Favourite Thing: Bacon & Egg
Email Address: 624@mailcity.com
Monday, November 8th 1999 - 03:46:19 PM
Name: Ben
Homepage URL: http://mushroom.com
Comments:Hi chuck,good to see yo are doing something useful with
your life!



My favorite thing is south american cactus and women
although not in that order...but you don´t have it ,you spam
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Hurling
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Email Address: bollocks
Thursday, November 4th 1999 - 11:33:32 AM
Name: adam
Comments:donkey
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Other [Please state above]
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Email Address: goat
Thursday, November 4th 1999 - 11:29:37 AM
Name: cat
Homepage URL: http://ummmmmmmmmmm..yummy
Comments:hey,CBF.
hope everything is going ok unlike my life that is going
decidedly pearshaped!!!
E-MAIL ME.
See you soon
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Gonna blow
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Email Address: chappers99_uk@yahoo.com
Thursday, November 4th 1999 - 03:34:17 AM
Name: anthands
Comments:hello. strange how the bubbles in washing up water stay
white, no matter how dirty the water is.





When i'm going to be sick i'm going to honk . thats not
listed.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick:
Favourite Thing: Rope
Email Address: anthands@evilroboticempire.buzz
Monday, November 1st 1999 - 05:28:37 AM
Name: ivonah™
Homepage URL: http://www.warp-net.com
Comments:My Favourite way of describing the way you are sick is not
on your list it is Urging!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Throwing up
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Email Address: ivonah@bigfoot.com
Sunday, October 24th 1999 - 05:15:30 AM
Name: cat
Comments:sorry about that. feel free to erase rhiannon from your
websight because shes blond. shes devoid of all things
brain like. TOO MUCH STRESS
piss poff cat you crap piece of monkery scummmmmmm i am
proud andn great so their youb follow me art school you
have no firnds you are so rubbish why do you even talk to
her.
What kind of hardcore cuss is "piss poff you crap piece of
monkery"? At least I make some kind of sense you big big
freak.
can i just piont pout this is code language for all blonds
united.
Oh well in that case Im obviously just stupid then.
you are a dumb arsed blond no firnds who has no the
abitiklt to spella nd that s it so go shag in the
school.loos and i'ii be along shortly darling.
Im quite literally gobsmacked. How can anyone manage to
completely destroy their own argument by being so god damn
stupid???????????????/!
fcan i just poiuiont pout that i have been brain wassshed
by younand i help need help anmd i am not recieving it as i
am tied up in the schoolclassroom at n ioght by cat and
never see the light of day so excuse me if i cxant
communicate we;lll.
You can "poiuiont pout" whatever you like dear. Ummmmm.
So let me get this straight, I lock you up at night but you
never see the light of day? GET HELP!
I am so sorry CBF
Favourite Thing: Bacon & Egg
Tuesday, October 19th 1999 - 10:04:47 AM
Name: rhiannnon
Comments:hello.
how are you.
good, good.
i'm only just learning to type.
i am trying out my fullstops. . . . . .

i must go now.
bye, bye.
Favourite Thing: Goats
Tuesday, October 19th 1999 - 09:47:13 AM
Name: Rasta you Basta
Comments:Hey - Autofire is in the house and soon to be touring.
Possible record contracts and gigs in Brighton.

Keep keeping it real!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: 99031967@brookes.ac.uk
Favourite Thing: Autofire
Tuesday, October 19th 1999 - 06:21:09 AM
Name: Kishon
Comments:hi!
Nice to see the page is up and running. Continue your
conquest of world domination
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: kishon.mather@uwe.ac.uk
Favourite Thing: Sausage & Chips
Monday, October 18th 1999 - 04:33:30 AM
Name: Mr Pussy Licker
Comments:I love it!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Pussy
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Monday, October 18th 1999 - 04:28:01 AM
Name: Bob Monkhouse
Comments:I love little boys!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: bobmonkhouse@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Monday, October 18th 1999 - 04:24:38 AM
Name: meee
Comments:i signed the guestbook
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: me@me.me
Favourite Thing: Another song
Thursday, October 14th 1999 - 10:39:44 AM
Name: Dan Dare
Comments:Autofire, you are a sad cunt. You spam other people's
webpages with your childish excitable messages.
You come across like a spoiled know-it-all brat
shouting 'LOOK AT ME ME ME'.
Furthermore, your band suck rotten eggs out of an old
lady's rancid sagging pussy.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: dan@mekon.com
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Thursday, October 14th 1999 - 08:49:43 AM
Name: not so happy chappy
Homepage URL: http://hi,seeyalater
Comments:HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...........IM BACK TO
ANNOY YOU. YOUR SO ANNOYING YOUR SO ANNOYING YOUR SO
ANNOYING YOUR SO ANNOYING (Im getting bored of that now.
No I lied) YOUR SO ANNOYING!
CBFs birthday tomorow. Wear your birthday suit to uni, go
on you know you want to. How to make an immediate impact,
arrive butt naked!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im distressed by how insane I look. You think Im going to
leave you in peace? Certainly not! What doooo you think I
am? A light-weight or something? Oh no no no no no no.
God, Ive lost the plot. Its all your fault
Love, luck and copious amounts of alcohol.
Blow up a storm in Essex
(I love pigeons)
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: laalaalaalaalaa........bluegh
Favourite Thing: Pigeons
Monday, October 4th 1999 - 08:12:12 AM
Name: chappers
Homepage URL: http://WHATfreakybloodywebsiteconfusingme.comandhaveagoifyathinkyourhard
Comments:Hee hee. Back with avengence (?). Autofire kick arse
unlike the ferrel who can not, under any circumstances, be
left alone with an arse. The Red Hart is indeed one of my
most favourite things, a joy to all who vomit in it. Ha ha.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: massive@clacton
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Monday, September 27th 1999 - 04:01:33 AM
Name: chappers
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: massive@clacton
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Monday, September 27th 1999 - 03:46:56 AM
Name: chappers
Homepage URL: http://pcher
Comments:hey chucky! I've travelled all the way around cyberspace
to find you (well for at least 10 minutes) and finally I've
located your damn website (having first made a rather
misleading trip to an autofire guns homepage. Dodgy? Oh
yes. Some well-adjusted homicidal american teenager je
pense.) And have I mentioned the accidentally visited other
zerozero page where I was forced to witness depraved scenes
of small american children looking unnaturally content
playing with Barney? Well I must say it has all been worth
it to witness Autofire in all its glory (marajuana is
harmless?! Not if Matt smokes it, not lethal however)
If you had an accessable E-mail I wouldn't have had to bore
you here. C'est la vie. E-mail will have to wait for when
your terrorising the odd Essex girl or two - go on work
that Gallic charm. Now i'll have to love you and leave you
(hurray I hear you cry, don't fret I will persevere!) See
ya later, Catherine.
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
Favourite Thing: The Ferral
Monday, September 27th 1999 - 03:38:39 AM
Name: b634aaa
Homepage URL: http://www.globalgoon.com
Comments:COOL SHIT HONEYZ
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: a@a.a
Favourite Thing: Bacon & Egg
Sunday, September 26th 1999 - 09:37:26 AM
Name: h
Homepage URL: http://www.underonesky.net
Comments:liek the site
like the clips

etc

Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: sg@spacelab.net
Favourite Thing: Bacon & Egg
Saturday, September 25th 1999 - 01:26:36 PM
Name: Barry Hobbs
Comments:Cool site, Hee Hee
Great gig on saturday - see you soon...
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: BarryHobbs@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing: Hair shavings you find down the back of your neck when you've been to the barber
Sunday, September 19th 1999 - 01:20:37 PM
Name: nikki
Homepage URL: http://www.digiserv.com
Comments:I need some funky break beats!!!!!please
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: nvizier@digiserv.com
Favourite Thing: Yellow
Tuesday, August 31st 1999 - 10:01:30 AM
Name: The Human Experient
Homepage URL: http://members.xoom.com/Davecore/index.html
Comments:Irgendwie bezahlt man immer!!!

Dave
The Human Experient
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: nachtkind@01019freenet.de
Favourite Thing: Hair shavings you find down the back of your neck when you've been to the barber
Tuesday, August 17th 1999 - 12:05:36 PM
Name: math king
Comments:hey man howzit going man watcha been up to since i sore u in
my house errr sorry the hart on saturaday man.......
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: www.hartoholicsanononomos.com
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Tuesday, August 3rd 1999 - 04:12:41 PM
Name: James-eesifreek guitar type person
Homepage URL: http://come.to/eesifreek
Comments:BIG UP!!
Nice to see a site at last Linden...
Like the 'favourite thing' attachment aswell, may have to
pinch that at some point.
Hmmm........
L8ers
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: eesifreek@mailcity.com
Favourite Thing: Dinosaurs (Particularly Velociraptors)
Wednesday, July 28th 1999 - 11:29:04 AM
Name: AK47
Homepage URL: http://suckmycock.ovaloffice.cum
Comments:Kill everybody! Autofire in da house!
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: blah@blah@blah.MonikaLewinsky's.Pimping.Whore.USA
Favourite Thing: Another song
Tuesday, June 29th 1999 - 09:25:59 AM
Name: schmiddybidbiddyschmidschmee
Comments:*if my mummy doesnt buy me a goat for my birthday than i
will scweem and scweem until im sick.
*i like presents.
*autofire kick ass.
*yah mate.
*i'm not from london y'know.
*really?....really?....you don't say?
*CBF.
*i was born in the red hart and i shall stay there forever.
*sorry for wasting space.
*bye.

Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: Richardj.J@tesco.net
Favourite Thing: The Red Hart, Hitchin
Sunday, June 27th 1999 - 08:20:56 AM
Name: kish
Comments:Hey chuck nice web page.
Yah yah yah

see u around chuck

Kishon with his beards
Favourite way of describing the way you are sick: wbkm@yahoo.com
Favourite Thing: Goats
Thursday, June 24th 1999 - 01:26:29 PM
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