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Kittyleopard's Diary

Yo. You're prolly here to sign my book-o-love, am I right? (You know I am.) Well, kudos to Dreambook for letting me have this.

I would love it uddlums if you pulled out your pocket protector and your can of Cheese-Whiz and left some good ol' graffiti on my book. Spread the love, yo.

So lets go make a mess!. Got your cheese helmet? Seatbelts? Bullhorn?? Duct tape?? Good? OK.

:::And the newest entry is::: ...

Sign the book, foo'.
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, September 21st 2011 - 01:01:44 AM
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Name: Austin
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Homepage URL: http://cokemoreno.blackapplehost.com/zovirax/zovirax-used-for.html
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, March 9th 2011 - 12:06:27 AM
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Name: Charles
E-mail address: charles@rogers.com
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Thursday, March 3rd 2011 - 12:19:30 PM
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Name: Fay
E-mail address: fay@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://appe.sufx.net/lortab/hamilton-lortab.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, February 8th 2011 - 04:06:45 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: James
E-mail address: james@msn.com
Homepage URL: http://rx4u.renamed.de/wellbutrin/riverside-wellbutrin.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, January 17th 2011 - 09:07:52 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jana
E-mail address: jana@terra.com.br
Homepage URL: http://smyth.gobot.com/singulair/generic-drugs.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, December 31st 2010 - 01:38:29 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Nevaeh
E-mail address: nevaeh@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://cuza.limewebs.com/norco/norco-window.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, December 22nd 2010 - 06:35:28 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Wyatt
E-mail address: wyatt@terra.com.br
Homepage URL: http://pettyt.chez.com/albenza/side-effect.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
<a rel="dofollow" href="http://digilander.libero.it/ps6600/vermox/mebendazole.html">mebendazole</a> is about mebendazole... <a rel="dofollow" href="http://sory.xf.cz/sumycin/discount-drugstore.html">discount drugstore</a> is about discount drugstore... Haven't had much luck finding such a good info! GREAT JOB! Visit us too!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, November 17th 2010 - 10:04:29 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Rose
E-mail address: rose@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://varey.website.org/adderall/provigil-medication.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, November 13th 2010 - 08:23:17 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kaydee
E-mail address: kaydee@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://quirat.cwahi.net/norco/norco-hydrocodone.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, April 27th 2010 - 12:01:27 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Mckenna
E-mail address: mckenna@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.galeon.com/davidverde/accutane/birth-defects.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, July 18th 2009 - 02:37:45 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Zoey
E-mail address: zoey@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://www.freewebtown.com/thienvuhost/ultram/selegiline-hydrochloride.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, July 8th 2009 - 02:17:23 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Christian
E-mail address: christian@earthlink.net
Homepage URL: http://sober.9k.com/vicodin/vicodin-and-alcohol.html
Graffiti:Our partners :
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Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, July 4th 2009 - 12:49:54 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: 300180300180794
E-mail address: 300180300180794@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://auto-cheap-insurance.at.tut.by/cheap-car-insurance-quote.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, October 2nd 2005 - 08:53:07 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: geep338
E-mail address: geep338@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://delta-faucet.atspace.org/delta-monitor-faucet.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, September 7th 2005 - 02:08:29 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: alexxey732
E-mail address: alexxey732@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://uazikk.boom.ru/sistema-ohlazhdeniya-vaz.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, August 31st 2005 - 06:06:35 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: kevin666951
E-mail address: kevin666951@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://selena.net.ua/magma/crowley-wudu-spellwork.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, July 25th 2005 - 02:14:57 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: rev999246
E-mail address: rev999246@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://searcherella.com/ultram47/IMPORTANT.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Thursday, June 30th 2005 - 10:32:17 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Yanka112
E-mail address: Yanka112@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://best-hyip-investment.info/high-yield-investing.html
Graffiti:cool site!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, June 4th 2005 - 10:32:27 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: esmartbiz
E-mail address: esmartbiz@hotmail.com
Graffiti:Yesss!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, June 4th 2005 - 12:09:24 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: rev999176
E-mail address: rev999176@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://searcherella.com/levitra104/REACH.html
Graffiti:Hello
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, June 3rd 2005 - 06:35:45 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: FreeAds
E-mail address: freeads@orlandoflorida.com
Homepage URL: http://www.velesa.ru
Graffiti:If you'd like to get free design hosting $300 prepaid Google Adwords ads for your site please call us (800) 821-6601
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 04:57:56 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: FreeAds
E-mail address: freeads@orlandoflorida.com
Graffiti:If you'd like to get FREE design FREE hosting $300 prepaid Google Adwords ads (for FREE as well) for your site please call us (800) 821-6601
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, May 11th 2005 - 04:31:49 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: 030van
E-mail address: 030van@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://benzphetamine.rx4.org/
Graffiti:That's a pretty cool site! I love it.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Thursday, April 28th 2005 - 01:52:23 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Well I love you and I'm never leaving...though I know that doesn't matter as much, since I'm a chick and all...but still. I LOVE JAMMERBAMMERNOODLEPANTS!!!

I should bake you some cookies. *nods*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Saturday, April 16th 2005 - 12:34:15 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jennnnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Ok that is total and utter bullshit and I am PISSSSSSED!!!!!!!!!! Gimme his address I'll kick him in the nuts really effin hard. Then I'll staple open his eyelids and stick lampreys all over his body, removing them quickly so as to cause more pain and damage...then...here's the kicker...I'll throw him in uber salty water. yep. it'll be great, jammers. You just wait and see. ((((HUGS)))) I LOVE YOU!!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Thursday, April 14th 2005 - 12:51:49 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:what's wrong, beautiful?? :(
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, April 12th 2005 - 08:09:28 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAMIE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! I'll even share Pippin with you. ;)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, April 5th 2005 - 06:47:47 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Uhm, rather not. Thanks.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, April 3rd 2005 - 08:57:46 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: vectigal1994
E-mail address: fuckyou@apssupply.be
Homepage URL: http://chi-origin.be
Graffiti:Please rate my new website
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Thank You!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, March 30th 2005 - 10:50:32 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: JENNNNNNY
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:JAMIE I KEEP HAVING DREAMS ABOUT YOU!! They're weird dreams too...The one I remember most clearly, you were in my choir in high school...and your family had just lost their sewer treatment business (???) due to flooding...You were all sad and so we gave you hugs and then Mr Smith (choir director) got all pissed off...It was bizarre. Anyway, then I went to Metal Arts with you (one of the best classes EVER in high school!) and we had tons of fun and sculpted penises to cast. It was fun. Yep.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:D Cups are no fun
Duct Tape is almost better
To hold the boobies
You play an instrument?? What kind??:your mom
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm-a gonna send your ass a postcard (and more if I can afford it!) from Germany. GO YOU! *prance*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:pictures...as always ;)
Wednesday, March 9th 2005 - 01:48:50 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jeff
E-mail address: biscuitman18@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://biscuitman18.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I suddenly felt the urge to stop by and tell you that I loves you, kid.

(Sidenote: In case you were wondering (as you seem to be the only one who cares these days), I do intend on writing again. I'm just waiting for the right moment.)

But, mainly, I wanted to tell you that I loves you. ;)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:The Tarantino
Making Duct Tape Seem Yucky
In Just One Movie
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 28th 2005 - 10:01:26 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: idinaahuy
E-mail address: idinaahuy@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://payse.boom.ru
Graffiti:Hello, nice to meet you!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, February 22nd 2005 - 10:59:14 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Silverstorm
E-mail address: Silverstorm@mail.ru
Homepage URL: http://ixplayer.info
Graffiti:Silverstorm was here
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 21st 2005 - 09:28:26 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:And you shall get one, my love...I just need thy address to send it. or...perhaps we shall stop by Tennessee this summer on our way to Georgia/Florida??? :) What kind of souvenir dost thou desire?
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Pepper Jack cheese YUM!
It's so peppery and good
It makes me prance lots
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more pics, yo!!!
Sunday, February 20th 2005 - 11:29:12 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I LOVE JAMMERBAMMERNOODLEPANTS!!!!!!! *****hugs*****

I can't figure out your other comments thing 'cause I'm about as bright as a doorknob. :( but I love you nonetheless!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I ate cheese at work
A chicken quesadilla
Oh my god 'twas good
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I miss Jamie. I love Jamie. Jamie rocks my effin socks off!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, February 15th 2005 - 10:48:02 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jeff
E-mail address: biscuitman18@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://biscuitman18.diaryland.com
Graffiti:You asked for comments...and comments you shall recieve. Whaaaaa! *tackles* You're adorable, kid. Don't ever change.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 7th 2005 - 12:40:31 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Mandi
E-mail address: brockoli221@midsouth.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://i-dont-plsy-drums.blogger.com
Graffiti:Hey you. <hugs> Guys do suck, and you're not doing a single thing wrong. Whatever you're feeling, whatever you think you need, whoever you think is relieving themselves on your holiday, don't you ever think that this is as good as it gets. It'll get better; I promise it will. Girl scout's honor. ;) It's weird, though, how I'm going through the same thing. I'm here if you need a rantfest. Or a bitchfest. Or any kind of fest you need. I'm here.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Sunday, January 30th 2005 - 06:03:50 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:****HUGS***** Guys suck. I wish I could make everything all better for you!!!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, January 30th 2005 - 01:41:52 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:HELLO!!! WHERE ARE MY UPDATES??? I MISS YOUR UPDATES!!! DAMNIT UPDATE YOU GODDAMN DIARY!!!! :) Love of Love (and LAVA!),
ME
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:That quiche sounds so gross
Have you heard the joke about
Prez Bush and the quiche?

that has to do with cheese damnit!!! the haiku, not the joke...
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:After being violently ill for a day, one should NOT go to the Green Mill immediately upon feeling better. Lots of garlicky greasy heavy Italian food after having ONLY water for a day? BAD idea
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, January 12th 2005 - 11:56:13 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I LAVA YOU!!!!!!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, December 27th 2004 - 04:36:56 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:You always make me giggle!!!! :) :) :) I HEART THE NOODLES!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I can smell cheese sticks
They make my tummy rumble
I must go eat them
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:13 days for me! 16 days for you! *much prancing ensues*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Friday, December 10th 2004 - 11:06:19 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I LOVE YOU TOO YOU SEXY HO!! *ahem* ;) I missed you... :(
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, December 1st 2004 - 11:43:18 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: ahyutta
E-mail address: ahyutta@deforum.ru
Graffiti:cool!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, November 17th 2004 - 04:40:59 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: JENNNYYYYYYY
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Jammers, you rock my effin sockies off!!!! THANKS FOR PUTTIN' THE GBOOK BACK UP!!!!! I HEART YOU!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Jamie is so cool
Putting the gbook back up
wahoo I heart you
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i have tiger ears on. it's halloween. actually it's 2 mins past halloween. damnit.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:pictahs!! as always
Monday, November 1st 2004 - 01:05:07 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Mandi
E-mail address: brockoli221@midsouth.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://i-dont-play-drums.blogspot.com
Graffiti:Being dm blows, donnit? Yeah ... I hope everything's cool, and you know that if you ever need a fellow dm ear, I'm always here. Hey that kinda rhymes ... Hm. Anyway. Yeah, my contest for this weekend was canceled, and I am totally clueless as to how I'm supposed to use all of this extra time. It's driving me nuts. Holla.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Monday, October 11th 2004 - 10:44:50 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Ebintel107
E-mail address: Ebintel107@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://ebintel.com/
Graffiti:that's pretty good site
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, October 8th 2004 - 12:09:39 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jen
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:How can you take seriously a man who has the name of a woman?? Mr MEREDITH??? Honestly...I would just giggle in his face every single day. That makes me laugh. I know you've mentioned him before and I've laughed at his name before...but I just thought I would let you know what amusement I find at his expense. hahahahaha Meredith...hehehehehe!! He sounds like a douche by the way. *douches him outta he-ah with some extra cleansing vinegar and h2o douche stuff* Wow. I'm making no sense. I LOVE MY PEA PERV!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I think I had cheese
With one of my meals today
Then I found five bucks
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I didn't REALLY find five bucks...I wish I did tho. Does that count? Plus it makes the story MUCHO more interesting. Usually I say "then I found $20" but...it didn't fit in the last line of said haiku...so...ya get what ya pay for...and you paid for a free haiku...so you got...whatever came out...Sorry pea perv. I lava you tho! *MJWAH* that's a kissie noise
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Friday, October 8th 2004 - 12:06:37 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Corey
E-mail address: In my yard...
Graffiti:Ahem. Hi.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:you know who iam.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Friday, October 1st 2004 - 04:41:01 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:heheheh. heh. heeheh. heheheheheheeeee!!! I LOVE THE PICS!!! Especially the one of you in the awful mullet wig!! WOOT! WOOT!!!! Thank you sooooo very much!!! You rock my socks right off. See? Sockless tootsies...I'd take a picture to show you, but...really....I'm too lazy. ;) Imagine that. PEA PERVS UNITE!!!! (insert way cool non-imitatable sweetass pea perv hand signal) Rock on, sistah!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Thank you for the pics
Entry devoted to me
I'm so annoying
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I made an ass out of myself in my EMT class today...We were pretending to be injured and our partners were assessing us...and the room got quiet and I didn't notice...and my partner and I were deciding what kind of horrific injury to give me...and I said something extremely lewd...loudly...and the whole room stopped and stared...heh..OOPS!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 - 12:41:19 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Ell
E-mail address: fr_e_aky@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://nutty-kiddo.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Lets see if my demented and not to mention very fecked up computer will let me post this:

Just want to let you know that your grand total of three readers, is in fact one person richer. And have been so for long, yo.

You should have specially tailored socks done for you for keeping up with all the crapola (AND non-crapola) going on. Kudos to you, Jamie!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I'm a Swede. Swedes aren't familiar with the concept of haikus. Or at least so I say.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:The noseflute
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm the female equivalent of Yoda. But less green. And more confusing.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:stuff
Tuesday, September 28th 2004 - 09:57:06 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:What happened? You HAVE to tell me!!!!! You can't just leave me in suspense!! I'm gonna go crazy!!! *bangs head against wall repeatedly* SEE?!?!?!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I am in suspense
What's going on with Jamie
That is so happy?
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:uhmm...pictures? :) heh. I'm such a bitch.
Tuesday, September 28th 2004 - 01:06:43 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:In response to your entry entitled "corey:" I DO have something to say to him. FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FOR HURTING JAMIE!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN!!!!!! You deserve the world...I wish I (and the man of your dreams) could give it to you... I LOVE MY PEA PERV!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheesy goodies taste
So yummy in my tummy
Die, Corey, you bitch!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, September 24th 2004 - 01:35:42 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennyyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Wow...I'm sorry!! Any parent would be BLESSED to have a kid as great as you...I don't know what's wrong with your dad that he can't see that...I hope MY kids turn out like you... Much lava!!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Haikus are so hard
To write when I am so tired
What's up with that yo?
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Monday, September 20th 2004 - 07:01:28 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Dang you're a cute skinny lil bitch! I wish I looked like you. *flies into jealous rage then gets over it* Anyway. That was fun. I love the "long and soft" thing...hehheeheheheheee!!! That's great! Reminds me of an ex-boyfriend...oh wait...that'd be MINISCULE and SOFT! ANYWAYYYY. That was many years ago. *AHEM* soda...heheh I just can't get over that. SODA! Do you think that the other people in Tennessee have weird accents? 'Cause if you don't, then you have an accent. hehhehehe..I love watching "PARAMEDICS" when they're in Tenn...makes me giggle.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I am so bad at
Coming up with these haikus
When I sign your book
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I have a headache. I wish I were a drinker sometimes. Drinking would be fun. My dog is perfect. I just went on the treadmill for like a zillion freaking hours. Now I'm hungry. I wish Ivan would come home soon and marry me. We'll have cute kids. He has really curly hair. We're both really short. They'll look like hobbitses. Hey, we're driving from Minnesota to Georgia next summer and some other places...Ohio and Michigan and...I don't remember where else. Maybe we can come seeee you! That'd kick ass. Then I could giggle over your cute accent. I like scrambled eggs. I hate math. This is way too long. I'm trying to see how annoying I can be but I'm just annoying MYSELF. I'm going now.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:even moooooore pictures!!
Wednesday, September 15th 2004 - 12:28:06 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnyyyyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:hehehe. soda. hahahahahahahhahaaaa...soda!!! that's so silly!!! i didn't realize "pop" was an upper midwest thing until I went to college and you can easily tell the minnesotans from the people from the more uncivilized parts of the nation. *snort* like "POP" sounds real sophisticated...anyway. soda hahahahah!!! at least you don't call everything "coke" that's just dumb. "i'd like a pepsi coke..." uhmmm ok... i so want to hear you talk. i want to see if you have a cute southern accent. do you say "y'all?"
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I miss my Ivan
He is afraid of the cheese
Well that's what he claims
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i'm so gonna be a cute skinny ho like you...minus the ho part. i mean i'll be a ho, but you're not a ho...ya see what i'm sayin yo? right. i think they spiked my sierra mist...i'm all hyper.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:you getting your camera back from fuckwick and putting pictures on here!! :)
Monday, September 13th 2004 - 09:23:51 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnnyyyyyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I LOVE JAMIE I LOVE JAMIE I LOVE JAMIE I LOVE JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could wave my magic wand and make everything all better...But since I can't...I'm here for you. Whenever you need me. I'm sorry I haven't been signing. I've been reading. I just didn't think I could make anything better, which really isn't the point of signing a guestbook, but I have a superwoman complex with fixing everything for everyone. SO. My apologies and I understand if you totally hate me for not signing your gbook in like a zillion years. BUT if you don't..I LAVA YOU LIKE A SUPAH VOLCANO!!!!! I miss my pea-perv. I should make you something and send it. That would make things all better. Ok, not even close, but it would be fun. ;)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I miss my Jamie
I'm such a horrible friend
I didn't sign the book
You play an instrument?? What kind??:your mom, my mom, bill clinton's mom...i've done 'em all.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:My work pants are filthy from pushing carts all day. Pushing carts sucks. I got free pop though. Do you call it pop in Tennessee too or is it "soda?" Eh. It's pop, damnit.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more pictures of YOU
Sunday, September 12th 2004 - 09:21:34 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kassie
E-mail address: k_mcelvain@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://miniknickers.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey Jamie, I am sorry thing have been going so rotten for you lately. I hope things turn out for the best and that you can find happiness in something that will fill up the hole you feel. Maybe you are looking for love too hard, sometimes the best way to find it is not to look at all. It just happens to find you when you least expect it. So don't give up hope.
Remember you aren't alone.
Toodles.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I read your diary all the time. I normally find it very amusing, but lately it's been very serious. My diary is miniknickers. I am fourteen-year-old from Missouri. And I don't feel like typing more.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Sunday, August 15th 2004 - 12:24:56 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: luminary
E-mail address: kikiblue@graffiti.net
Homepage URL: http://kiki-blue.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Thanks! And thanks for adding me to your favourites :) I had a peek at a few of your entries, I think I'll be back for more :)
You play an instrument?? What kind??:Catch and kiss?
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm a 7'1" albino ferret from the outer Gobi Desert, and my siamese twin is a 1'4" spotted goldfish. We're joined at the right ankle, left elbow, and right eyebrow.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, July 25th 2004 - 06:29:18 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: JENNNNNYYYY
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:THANK YOU!!! hehehe. that's soooo great about your mom's comdom comment!! I thought only I had a crazy mother like that!! Rock on sistah!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I need to go pee
I should leave the guestbook
And go urinate

Wow. That is the LAMEST Haiku ever...it's true though...
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I gotta peeeeee (in case you didn't know that already)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Thursday, July 15th 2004 - 12:57:13 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Brock
E-mail address: brockmiester@yahoo.com
Graffiti:I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! Sweetie Snookums? You're cruel...real cruel.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, July 5th 2004 - 07:44:20 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: rurisue
Homepage URL: http://rurisue.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Yo essay -- Just wanted to say 'allo and all that rot. I'm outtie. (Actually, I'm an innie, but whatever.) Ta! (And the colors of your guestbook continue to amaze me.)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, June 29th 2004 - 03:54:08 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Nat
Homepage URL: http://puh-lease.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Thank you. Your country be weird. Cheese in a can be good. It sorta evens out.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, June 21st 2004 - 07:43:44 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kaila
Homepage URL: http://opinionshere.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I just wanted to know if you were still reviewing for Opinions Here. Please let me know one way or the other.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 11:45:54 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: JENNNNNNYYYYY
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!! :) I wish I were as cute as you!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Jamie is so cute
What a supah hot mofo
She is so gorgeous
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I heart da Jamie :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more pictures!!!! :)
Tuesday, June 15th 2004 - 10:23:09 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Hanna Banana
E-mail address: hannajean06@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://bandismadfun.diaryland.com
Graffiti:YO jamie. i love you tons chick, and you GOTTA check out my new entry......i did it cause i love you. ha! thanks to krisin it's all linkified. yours is messed up, i'm sorry, but as soon as diaryland loves me again, it's fixed!! but anyway.....if you don't get it...it's http://bandismadfun.diaryland.com/cheese.html
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:oh cheese and crackers
i cannot express my love
in a simple poem

wow, that DIDN'T totally suck hairy monkey balls, how awesome.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i love youuuuuuuuuu! you're GORGEOUS. oh wait....me, not you. haha! uh, i update for you? haha i'm out girl........bye!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:uh..dunno...me loves the pictures!
Friday, June 11th 2004 - 05:51:35 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:btw I absolutely ADORE my new layout!!!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON EVAH!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOX I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Jamie is the best
My Pippin layout rocks socks
And it makes me madge
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, June 11th 2004 - 02:40:08 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnnyyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Check out my diary!!!!!!! It's soooooo hot!!! *mjwah* xoxoxoxox I'm so glad you're feeling better!! How do you stay SO THIN?? Damnit. I was thin all through high school...now I'm fat and I can't get skinny again. Goddamn metabolism.... ANYWAY. LOVE YOU! xoxoxox MEEEEEE
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:My dog is perfect
That has nothing to do with
Duct tape, band, or cheese

CONTINUED INTO ANOTHER HAIKU

But nonetheless true
Check out my hot diary
I want to do him
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I LOVE JAMIE! :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Friday, June 11th 2004 - 02:36:40 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: JENNNNNNY (who loves da JAMIEEEEE!!!)
E-mail address: in URANUS...haha..your anus...haha. ha. ha. ha. *laughter dies out*
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:*xoxoxoxoxoxo* I wish I could make everything all better for you!!! All I can say is it WILL get better!! Things will start to look up in the guy area and someone will come along (maybe already Tyler?) who will understand that you need time and space and are afraid of getting hurt/hurting him. They'll love you and be willing to go slowly on YOUR terms and the way you need to. Trust me. And it will be worth the wait and the pain. I LOVE YOU JAMMERS!!!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Men suck donkey balls
There's one for you who doesn't
You just wait and see :)
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I LOVE MY JAMMERBAMMERDOODLEPANTS!!!!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:PICTURES! :)
Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 02:19:19 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: It's me...hanna
E-mail address: hannajean06@hotmail.com
Graffiti:ummmmmm.yo.........your entry is like......mostly in struck out type. just so you know. a tiny bit hard on the eyes. but yeah.....
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i'll tell you that i'm still waiting on that layout..haha just a reminder, no rush.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:MORE PICTURES! YAY! you need a digital camera.
Tuesday, June 8th 2004 - 09:37:12 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kimmie
E-mail address: rmsoboist@diaryland.com
Homepage URL: http://rmsoboist.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Congrats on drum major! One of my best friends is one of ours this year, so it seems like 2004-2005 is a good school year for amazing DMs! Good job!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Oh my tasty cheese
Yellow like a blazing sun
Will you marry me?
You play an instrument?? What kind??:Oboe, soccer, flute (or I used to), gong/tam tam, bass drum, chimes...
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm almost sixteen and I'm a rising junior in high school. I live in Rome, Georgia, which is the city that holds the WORLD record for largest Coca Cola consumption (per capita). I think this is largely due to a guy named Zach Norman. But back to myself...I'm about 5'8.5" and have light brown hair. I love to write. My diary has gone downhill in the past three months. I'm a baptist. I love going to church and learning about God. I wish I could play the guitar. I have a pink acoustic guitar and used to be able to play three songs on it, one of which was "Last Kiss" as done by Pearl Jam. My memory fails me; I don't remember who did it first. Glenn Phillips is my favorite guitarist ever. He's amazing. I like to dance, but I have White Girl Syndrome and therefore dance quite poorly. I'm going to be the Vice President of my school's FBLA chapter next year. That's all I have to say! I guess it was more than "a little." Have a lovely day.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're a band dork, duh.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:E. T.!
Sunday, May 23rd 2004 - 02:35:17 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Joe...Joe Mama....or maybe it's JENNNNNNNY
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *supah prance* My favorite drum majorette cutie pie!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dr Pepper toast*
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:You made drum major
I'm so so happy for you
You rocked their socks off!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:ex boyfriends suck...your fuckwick and my fuckwick...*ugh* CONGRATS ONE MORE TIME ON DRUM MAJOR!!!! I KNEW YOU'D GET IT!!!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Tuesday, May 18th 2004 - 10:20:49 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Nat
E-mail address: gargh
Homepage URL: http://puh-lease.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey biatch! I know you rocked their socks today! Thumbs up for you.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I like cheese so much
yes yes yes y'all I sure do
But I'm tired now
You play an instrument?? What kind??:Ze piano, slyna. (And that would be Swedish for slut/bitch.)
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I live in Sweden. I have a cold.





(you DID say 'a little')
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:More pics! I love them pwetty pictures.
Tuesday, May 18th 2004 - 06:16:15 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:hahahahahaaaa!!! fuckwick's in the rain!!! mwahahahahahahahaaaa!! *giggles maniacally* that rocks my socks!! *lifts up pretty tootsies to show the lack of sockage*
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape bra for prom
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
hurts my boobies lots
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, May 17th 2004 - 05:59:42 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: The Ell
E-mail address: fr_e_aky@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://nutty-kiddo.diaryland.com
Graffiti:The pictures! You pretty prom person, you! Oh, and methinks you rawk for dissing off fuckwick. Shall I whip out my voodoo doll and make him trip and fall into a pile of fresh manure?
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Thursday, May 6th 2004 - 03:21:28 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:YAY!!!!!!! PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooo cute! :) How come everybody (meaning...well..you and Kitty-Kaboom) are so pretty? Huh? WHY?!?!?!? *sobs hysterically then gets over it* It's ok. 'Cause I have...personality...yeah....that's it...personality...heh.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Jamie is so cute
Her prom pictures are pretty
Such a little doll!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I haven't done anything TOO stupid yet today. It's pissing me off. I DID, however, pose in a toga as the statue of liberty on Saturday. I'll have to upload that one for ya. :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 08:22:22 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kitty
Homepage URL: http://kitty-kaboom.diaryland.com
Graffiti:you are SO beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!1
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 07:40:56 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Hanna
E-mail address: hannajean06@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://bandismadfun.diaryland.com
Graffiti:hey homes. it's wayyyyyyyy ok on the layout. lol i'm doing good to update nowadays! lol anyway gotta jet...tah tah!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 08:10:34 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Eternally Grateful Jennnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Holy fucksticks Batman!!!!!! That layout KICKS ASS!!!! Ohhhhh da Pippin.... *droooooooooool* I'm all aboot that. I LOVE IT!!!!! Sock rocking, I tell you!!!! If my camera wasn't on the other side of the room and I wasn't the laziest fookerpants ever, I'd take a picture of my sockless footsies to prove that you rocked the socks right the freak off. :) :) :) :) You rock, girlie. Like you didn't already know that.

Oh yeah, one more thing. I couldn't find your pictures. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I couldn't find a link to any. *sob* I know you had pictures on there before...older ones...but I couldn't find those either. *more sobbing commences*
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Jamie loves me so
She made me the best layout
In the whole wide world!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Well...I took a nap this afternoon and unzipped and unbuttoned my pants for a most comfortable nap...and I just realized I've been walking around with them like that ever since. Yikes. How embarrassing. :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:MORE pictures. heh. I'm such a bitch. I love pictures.
Thursday, April 29th 2004 - 10:51:16 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey! Ho! Your pictures didn't show up. *sobs hysterically* There's one two ways to make me feel better about this and earn my forgiveness for such a grave grave error. One) get more pictures up, STAT! Two) make me that Pippin layout. *purrrrrr* heheheheh. I'm all aboot that, baby. Ohhhhhhh yeah. So, what the FUCK is up with fuckwick? I can't figure him out. He obviously wants you back, but what took him so motherfucking long and why is he being ANNOYING about it???
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Doo doo doo doo doo
I like cheese it's so yummy
Doo doo doo doo doo
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Dude, that haiku totally kicks ass. It should be published in like...the Ultimate Haiku Book of Cool Haikus or something. Yeah. Damn. I'm so good I'm jealous of myself.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:three guesses :)
Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 09:04:33 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jennnnnnnnny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:You are too cute for words. :) I wish I lived in *thinks really hard* Tennessee? Fuck. I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's where you live. Some friend I am eh? I'm almost positive I'm right though. But it's late and I'm not going to dig through entries to find out. lol. Glad you had a "good" time on your band trip. Fuckwick is a stupid asshole dickmuncher. The rest of it sounded fun though. :) At least to me. *supah prance* I'm off to wallow in my unexplainable sorrow until I am tired enough to hike back up to my room. :) Lotsa loves comin' atcha, ho! :)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape is so nice
You could kill fuckwick with it
I'm not sure how, though
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm the sexiest thing YOU'LL ever see. Woohoo!! :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:MORE pictures!!! more more more more!!
Monday, April 26th 2004 - 03:33:50 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jennyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:oh yeah. i have a different diary too if you ever are super bored. it's the one where i bitch. heh. i don't ONLY bitch in it, but i bitch sometimes. it's basically just the one my boyfriend can't know about. heh. if you're so bored you're sticking your fingers in sockets for amusement (don't try it...i did. it hurt.) feel free to get your hot ass over there. www.livejournal.com/users/baby_squirrel
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Yummy in tummy
it makes amy fart real gross
i am so mature
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:uhm. that was a horrid haiku. me bad. still love me? come on. you know you want me. and my car. although there are NO piney scented things in there. they are evil. i have cherry scented feet fresheners. sorry. :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, April 13th 2004 - 11:38:50 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jennyyyy
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:dude. i want to be asked to 3 senior proms at 3 different schools. u is a sexy ho! :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, April 13th 2004 - 11:26:30 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennyyyyyy :)
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Wooooord! Wanna trade cars?? You KNOW you want mine!!! '89 Chevy Cavalier!! Yeah baby!!! All hot and sexy with its stylish rust designs and almost-nonexistant hubcaps!! How about I throw in a free foot-shaped air freshener? You KNOW you want it. ;)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheesypoofs are good
Cartman sings the song so nice
I like South Park lots
You play an instrument?? What kind??:the skin flute. ow ow!!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i'm a hot sexy college co-ed who is super pissed that she hasn't been able to sign said guestbook nearly enough. :( :( DAMN HER! oh wait...she's me...don't damn me...please? yeah. LOVES!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:pictures of your neon...or rather...MY new neon.. mwah
Monday, April 12th 2004 - 04:28:02 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennyyyyyy :)
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Wooooord! Wanna trade cars?? You KNOW you want mine!!! '89 Chevy Cavalier!! Yeah baby!!! All hot and sexy with its stylish rust designs and almost-nonexistant hubcaps!! How about I throw in a free foot-shaped air freshener? You KNOW you want it. ;)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheesypoofs are good
Cartman sings the song so nice
I like South Park lots
You play an instrument?? What kind??:the skin flute. ow ow!!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i'm a hot sexy college co-ed who is super pissed that she hasn't been able to sign said guestbook nearly enough. :( :( DAMN HER! oh wait...she's me...don't damn me...please? yeah. LOVES!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:pictures of your neon
Monday, April 12th 2004 - 04:27:51 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: rurisue
E-mail address: @orangeday.net
Homepage URL: http://rurisue.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Just... You're freaking hilarious, yo.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:The kicking of ass
Is done by duct tape and cheese
Both are oh-so-cool
You play an instrument?? What kind??:Tuba, euphonium, and really twangy rubberbands.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm currently depressed and I hate it, but seeing your super colorful guestbook layout has brought a smile to my face. Super Fantastic!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:More of the same.
Thursday, April 8th 2004 - 03:33:00 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kitty!!!!!!!!!
E-mail address: electricukulele@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://kitty-kaboom.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:cheese is good to eat.
so is duct tape, yo... I think.
duct taped cheese is good.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:the nose flute... I'm quite good.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm a 20 year old Aquarius, I enjoy long walks on the beach and finger painting. Looking for quiet, and attractive llama who is interested in the same.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more grandma porn..... oh wait, ummm... I mean, LESS grandma porn... pervert!.
Wednesday, March 31st 2004 - 04:54:18 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Mandi
E-mail address: brockoli221@midsouth.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://annastwin01.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Yay! Thanks for the review, and I'm sure you'd be honored to know that you're my first reviewer! w00t!! Your diary is way too awesome for words. I like the ducky. hehe. Your guestbook is even gorgeous! Thanks again, and keep in touch!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheese is really nice.
I like it more than duct tape.
Would you like some cheese?

(I'm usually good at poetry. Usually. You just got lucky, punk.)
You play an instrument?? What kind??:clarinet, yo. jazz piano, sax, flute, and ... I like Twister. ;)
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I like to eat apples and bananas. </singing>
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:words and smilies. :D
Saturday, March 27th 2004 - 07:44:47 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Nat
E-mail address: you'd like to know
Homepage URL: http://puh-lease.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Just started reading your diary. Awesome.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Waut...haiku, that's like 7 syllables, then 5, then 7 again, right?
You play an instrument?? What kind??:The piano. Oh, and at the mo, some funky NERD-stuff.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm bored too! Let's air clash across the ocean: *clash*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:Who are you again?
Saturday, March 27th 2004 - 04:14:48 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Ell
E-mail address: Hell?
Homepage URL: http://nutty-kiddo.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Homegirl - you rawk. You and your pogosticks.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Meh. Can't be arsed. Cheers(e).

(See, almost had the word cheese. Kind of. Oh, get off my back already!)
You play an instrument?? What kind??:The noseflute?

Nah, I play the keys. And the boys if you choose to believe in rumors. Bah.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:From the Filippines and Sweden - living in the ghetto part of this whackjob of a city. In Sweden.

Am short.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:Stuff. Fun stuff.
Thursday, March 25th 2004 - 12:18:31 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Hanna
E-mail address: hannajean06@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://bandismadfun.diaryland.com
Graffiti:hey jamie.......i have a problem....with my template....on the archives page....it has the date and time like i want but where the title of the entry is supposed to be there is just %%short description%%.......do you know how to fix it?
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, March 23rd 2004 - 10:45:41 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Umi
E-mail address: scrawl/at/spiralnotebook.net
Homepage URL: http://spicycanines.blogspot.com
Graffiti:I *still* like your blog. Considered yourself bookmarked.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:What pieces you'll be playing in band.
Thursday, March 18th 2004 - 05:00:43 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Kathy
Homepage URL: http://ktdream.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey, I just wanted to say thank you so much for the review you did in Opinions Here.. I had the link up but I was told that it might not be open still or something like that so I thought it would be safe to get rid of it but I'm glad I was wrong and my diary was reviewed. Really appreciate all your comments and the peeves make sense. Here's the explanation behind the Contact page: at one point I locked my diary and deleted contact page because of a potential stalker (probably just should've not deleted the page and just erased everything on there so I could add to it when the whole situation was over but I didn't think of that; was very scared) so I didn't know where to put contact info and just stuck it there. But anyway that doesn't excuse why it's there.. just a little background info. Thank you again for the review. I enjoyed receiving it. =)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Give me a rain check; I'll write a haiku for you some other time. You'll just have to remind me and tell me the rules...
You play an instrument?? What kind??:Hmm, do you really want me to answer that? Just kidding.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I think you might know a little something about me already, seeing how you reviewed my diary. =)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:whatever you want to put on it brah
Thursday, March 18th 2004 - 04:15:32 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Miss Behaved
E-mail address: missbehaved@diaryland.com
Homepage URL: http://missbehaved.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Popped in to check out your diary. One of the cooler ones out there.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:I play MP3s.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Not much to tell...so sad but true, I have no life.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, March 17th 2004 - 05:37:38 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Britt
E-mail address: poopinshmicken@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://brittyhope0.diaryland.com
Graffiti:<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/amiga2/poopinshmicken/gf/edited.gif">
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:It can fix things well.
Gray is the chicest color.
Come and tape me now.
- A duct tape haiku
You play an instrument?? What kind??:I play monopoly.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Well... I'm in my basement typing in another person's virtual diary at 11:47 at night. I think it's safe for people to assume that I have no life. I as well love socks. I thought I was the only crazy person that did (along with Dobby in the Harry Potter books). I'm also obsessed with dental hygene. We all need to admit it's important. I also like to entertain my classmates in school by letting everyone know what I think in inappropiate manners. I'm bored with this now. If anyone wants to know more about me, go to my diary.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more bling-bling dawg!
Tuesday, March 16th 2004 - 11:58:06 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Hanna
E-mail address: hanna_spearman@hotmail.com
Graffiti:hey jamie! you're diary is great.....but dude......UPDATE!! i live for this stuff! you're frickin awesome! so.....amaze us with your humor. aight--i'm out.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, March 15th 2004 - 06:06:20 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: rurisue
E-mail address: rurisueatorangedaydotnet
Homepage URL: http://rurisue.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Dude, you rock. The term kickass comes to mind, actually.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Super Fantastique //
Is the coolness of Duct Tape //
Cheese is great as well
You play an instrument?? What kind??:As far as musical instruments go: Tuba, Euphonium, Baritone, Trumpet, and I've diddled around with practically every other instrument unless it requires me to suck on a reed. Ew.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm bored as well, but I'll do anything to avoid homework.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:Everything that's on it now, except, you know, new and stuff. Just keep doing what you're doing, yo.
Tuesday, March 9th 2004 - 07:08:14 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: megan
Homepage URL: http://stoopid-me.diaryland.com
Graffiti:it's o-tay .. i haven't written in a while :/
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Tuesday, March 9th 2004 - 10:28:55 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: lita
Homepage URL: http://ohsoxpretty.diaryland.com
Graffiti:thanks!!! yr diary is totally awesome, too.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, March 8th 2004 - 08:18:07 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Umi
E-mail address: scrawl/at/spiralnotebook.net
Homepage URL: http://spicycanines.blogspot.com
Graffiti:Hey... saw you leave a note in my friends' journal and followed it over to here. You sound really cute, like the girl on the top of your blog. I think it's 'cause your personality peeks through in your writing.

That, and you can spell *and* form a complete sentence.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Sticky and strong,
It's used for binding objects...
Example: freshmen.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:I playED violin and cello, along with some doublebass and viola. I can play the bells if needed, though. Now I play RPGs and music games.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:hm. I'm young, vital, and wordy. I could easily take this (already long) guestbook and make it a five page essay in no time.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're a band dork, duh.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:A shoutout to me, "duh."
Monday, March 8th 2004 - 02:00:22 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: kristin
Homepage URL: http://dayglocheese.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey, thanks for the note. Your diary rocks my socks as well--so much that I put on shoes. Two pairs. For extra protection. Anyway, I really like your diary. Very awesome.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:duct tape
is nice
and so
is cheese
but you can't eat
duct tape
but you can make
a duct tape sandwich
with cheese
You play an instrument?? What kind??:bass.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm hottt.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:a link to my diary. HA!
Saturday, March 6th 2004 - 03:22:41 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jennnnnny!!!!!
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey chica, love the template!! I'll probably use it when I'm done with the cuddly one. :) Too cute!! Thanks so much! You're sooooooooooo sweet!! Sorry it's been so damn long since I've been on here. College is kicking my ass. :P Good luck with the snare by your sexy lonesome! ;)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheese is good for you
It gives Amy real bad gas
'Cause she's a fooker
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Thursday, March 4th 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Hanna J
E-mail address: hanna_spearman@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://bandismadfun.diaryland.com
Graffiti:stopped writing in diary due to the fact that too many people i know found it, oh well. Yeah, you're diary rock my friggin socks yo, pimpalicious if i ever seen it. (bad grammar, you'll live)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape or Duck tape?
Does it matter? no
they are both right, duh.

yeah that sucked, sorry.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:flags rifle and mallets and the occasion drum. not good at it. lol
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:i'm me, that should amaze you. i'll talk to you more later, do you have a hotmail address?
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:more links! yay! haha yeah, that too.
Sunday, February 29th 2004 - 03:09:21 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jules
E-mail address: puckingpink@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://pinknvinegar.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey...Just letting everyone who has me listed as a favorite know that I'm locking my diary. If you want a p/w, email me at puckingpink@hotmail.com
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 23rd 2004 - 09:34:30 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Braedon
E-mail address: braedohplaydoh@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://randomsnark.diaryland.com
Graffiti:You.are.freakin'.adorable.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:String cheese is awesome
I built my house out of it
Yum yum cheee-eeee-eese.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:I play with minds and fire.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'M SUPA AWESOME. And tall. Like, giantish. Except not. And I drink a lot of chocolate milk. Everything is better with chocolate.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:pictures! yay.
Sunday, February 22nd 2004 - 01:19:27 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: molly
Homepage URL: http://groundhogday.diaryland.com
Graffiti:thanks so much. adios amigo muchacho endelay areba reba poor favor!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:Who are you again?
Monday, February 16th 2004 - 05:36:27 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Crazeegrape
Homepage URL: http://crazeegrape.diaryland.com
Graffiti: I just wanted to say thanx for looking at my diary and I love yours too. Catch ya later
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.: Duck tape.
You are there to make my life sticky.
You fix things when broken.
Why not fix my heart?
You play an instrument?? What kind??: I play..Music!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.: Im a dancer. All the way...and I dont believe in love.


Thats a good little bit about me.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:I want to see your soul.
Monday, February 16th 2004 - 04:09:09 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: satellitebob
Homepage URL: http://satellitebob.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Thanks for reading. I'm gonna make a haiku now.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:the tape wraps her boobs
squishes them down all flat-like
she says, "flat is in"
You play an instrument?? What kind??:soccer
game
candy land
life
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I stay up too late on the weekends being unhealthy. I don't use the shift key enough, forget to spell check.
Spend the weekdays longing for the weekend so I can stay up late. sometimes I go outside in my socks.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 16th 2004 - 11:42:25 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Sarah
Homepage URL: http://mangofarmer.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey there. Nice diary yourself. :)
You play an instrument?? What kind??:flutamaphone
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're a band dork, duh.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:cheese
Sunday, February 15th 2004 - 06:21:06 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey pea perv! Thanks sooo much for the cute banner! Me wuvs it BIG LOTS!! As soon as I figure out where it should go, I will be proudly displaying my pretty banner from da Jamabama one!! *prance* You rock socks!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Christmas Ball duct tape
Taping my poor boobies down
Hellish coming off
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Bush is an idiot. That's all. :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Friday, February 13th 2004 - 01:33:00 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: kittytastic
E-mail address: kittytastic@diaryland.com
Homepage URL: http://www.kerrymay.com
Graffiti:hey, thanks for the note in my diary! I've not been there very long. I had another diary before that - it's locked tho so drop me a line if you want the username and password. Your diary looks cool, I'll drop by again! :o)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Cheese
is
my oxygen.

I'm crap at Haikus. Sorry.
You play an instrument?? What kind??:PS2 mostly.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I have wide feet. I always have my minidisc player on when I'm walking anywhere or on the bus. I have a cumbersome amount of old paper diaries and I don't know where to keep them.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:Who are you again?
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:I dunno.. pictures?
Friday, February 13th 2004 - 10:51:59 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Mary
Homepage URL: http://watty.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey! Thanks so much for visiting. Your diary rocks, especially the dictionary. Nothing wrong with wear mismatched socks... I do it all the time!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I can't get enough
Of that addictive, gooey
Real, prime mac and cheese

It's a haiku... didn't specify wanting a good one!
You play an instrument?? What kind??:I used to play the clarinet in concert/marching band. I've played a few musical instruments over the years. I just play my stereo these days.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Drop by and visit me again soon to know more. I'll come back again soon.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, February 9th 2004 - 09:10:04 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey, you want to see some Chewy? Well here he is!! http://webpages.charter.net/jstraka/family/images/chewy%20over.JPG Isn't he adorable??!?!?!? That's my puppy-wuppy one!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, February 7th 2004 - 05:46:21 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey lots of love-age going out to the pictures! Soooo cute! You're adorable! And man...that splash cymbal...DEAD sexy. Mm-hmmm!! Good idea about the duct tape for the crazy cracked-ass window. I don't have any tho. Doh! :(
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:My window is cracked
From the fucking bitter cold
I so need duct tape
You play an instrument?? What kind??:your MOM!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm bored. I need to eat. Maybe that's why I'm not losing any weight. I walk miles to class every damn day but I eat like a friggin' pig. Oink! Oink! Oh well. It's CUTE. It's love-chub. Yep. *tries in vain to convince self as she shoves more cookies in her gaping maw*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, January 31st 2004 - 02:20:22 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Me feel so accomplished. Added 5 new pics. GO ME!!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, January 30th 2004 - 08:29:25 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Gr.

Well. Well. I have Captain Jack!! HA!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, January 27th 2004 - 04:36:47 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I don't know about tickling him to death... That sounds way too nice. He's gotta be PUNISHED!! Anyway, I'm sorry to have to do this, but hun, Pippin is ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL MINE!!! Mine. Mine mine. As well as Billy Boyd. Yep. I got them both in my pocketses. :)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Pippin is all mine
He feeds me cheese mouth to mouth
And makes kinky love
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, January 25th 2004 - 09:27:13 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Bring Cheese. I'm heading to see my fellow perv pea. Hopefully she'll take care of the fuckwick. Maybe tickle him sensless, I dunno.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, January 24th 2004 - 06:24:28 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Yo, sorry about getting stuck with fuckwick. That sucks donkey balls, man! *hugs* Maybe you should do what people did in my high school: duct tape people you don't like upside down to their lockers. Ok, they only did it to sophomores but it was still funny. heh. Duct tape his bitch ass, then cover him in Cheez Whiz. Yep. Works every time. :)
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape his bitch ass
To his own fucking locker
Spray Cheez Whiz on him
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Thursday, January 22nd 2004 - 05:15:32 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Sarah
E-mail address: huh? fluff73@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://cricketball.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey Jamie, Your dairy kicks ass!
You play an instrument?? What kind??:guitar, bass, Panio, sing and a tiny bit of drums.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:well... I love music, I play guitar and have been for 5 years. I am from Australia. Not much else.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Tuesday, January 20th 2004 - 07:47:33 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey perv pea!!! You can come over and duct tape stuff in my dorm ANY OLD TIME!!! When you go' get yo' Tennessee ass up to my Minnesota room? Huh? :) Wish ya could. That would rock my socks right the freak off!!! *looks at socks on floor* See? It's all you dawg! Good luck at school tomorrow. School sucks my socks on. Yep.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I wish my pea perv
Could come to Minnesota
And duct tape stuff here
You play an instrument?? What kind??:YOUR MOM!
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm perfect. Oh wait. No I'm not. But my DOG is!!!! Yay for Chewy Ma Booey aka Mr Pretty Pants aka Perfect Puppy Prince aka Da Babiest Puppy One aka Chewbert aka Chewbacca Straka (it rhymes y'see...) aka Mr Ma Booeyest aka Da Cuddlebug!!! *hugs picture of Chewy* Who's dumb idea was it to ban doggies from the dorm rooms? Goddamn fish. *glares at Amy's 1 year old fish who is NOT as cute as Mr Pretty Pants*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:moooooore pictures :) you's so cute
Monday, January 19th 2004 - 10:34:14 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Cherri K.
Graffiti:This' a cool diary. I really like the back ground, it's really nice.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:Who are you again?
Sunday, January 18th 2004 - 06:57:47 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Just keep swimming swimming swimming...swimming swimming...
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, January 17th 2004 - 12:56:22 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Hmmmm....just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming...

Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, January 16th 2004 - 11:53:02 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:You dog seems obsessed with itself. And your boyfriends er. Self. Yeah.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, January 14th 2004 - 04:50:11 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:You dog seems obsessed with itself. And your boyfriends er. Self. Yeah.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, January 14th 2004 - 04:50:10 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey girlie, don't worry about your belly button. I've got a tiny one too. I prefer to think of it as "petite and cute." heh. I try to think of myself that way too since I'm barely 5 feet tall. Tee hee! As for the bruising, I hear ya sweet stuff. My button was bruised a lot in high school too between my friends poking me (I'm TOO ticklish!) and having Star Wars light saber type fights with violin/viola/cello bows. Yep. Mad fun I tell ya. :) *hugs you and gives you an "all better" belly button kiss* Argh. That sounds sick. sorry.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:My dog is perfect
In every way possible
He loves to eat cheese
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:My dog is obsessively licking his penis currently. Humph. I hope I don't forget and let him kiss my face. Gross. :)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, January 13th 2004 - 11:38:30 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Aw...the guestbook seems a little lonely and unloved. *hugs monitor*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, January 12th 2004 - 05:30:31 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Aw...the guestbook seems a little lonely and unloved. *hugs monitor*
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, January 12th 2004 - 05:29:48 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Very traumatized. Mother on way home thought (wrongly) that it would be mad fun to sing along (off key) to "Babe..I got you babe." I wanted to bang my head on the dashboard. Even if I set off the airbag.


The only cool thing about that song is theres an oboe solo..even if it is repetitive.

Oye Vaye.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Dude Duct Tape Rocks,Foo'
It rocks my bandie world, ho!
For shizzle. Big mac.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, January 7th 2004 - 06:57:36 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:I just wrote the longest entry ever...I have no life.. go me.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, January 6th 2004 - 05:55:08 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:I just wrote the longest entry ever...I have no life.. go me.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, January 6th 2004 - 05:53:19 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Hmmm....duct tape bra.....ooer...also can be used as nipple hair waxing. Oh ja.

Oh my.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, January 5th 2004 - 11:07:58 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Your Own Pea Pervert :)
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Yo, you made me spit out my water all over the computer desk!!! LOL I laughed sooooo hard when you mentioned the boy nut clip torture thing in my guestbook. hehehehehehehe! You are sooo funny!

Much lubage,
MEEEEE
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape is so great
It makes great toilet paper
If you are insane

Hey did I ever tell you about my duct tape bra? Man that thing HURT like the dickens coming off!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Sunday, January 4th 2004 - 03:08:06 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: jamie
Graffiti:yo, anything for my fellow-pea pervert!! :D *grins insanely dorky*

Yes your haiku counts, just cuz your my fellow pea. You're special....wery special. lol.

More of my haikus?? Hmm.....
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:Duct tape rocks my socks
my spiffy spiffy socks
I lub you duct tape!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Saturday, January 3rd 2004 - 12:22:48 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Hey, THANKS!!!!! Seriously, it meant a lot to me that you cared enough to sign my guestbook with happy wishies. :) You da bomb girl! LOL. Hm. Yeah I'm soooo stuck in the 90's. Except music-wise. EIGHTIES ALL THE FLIPPIN' WAY MAN!

So yeah. Thank you thank you thank you! I lub you too!!! :) :) :) :) I feel much much much better.
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:The Packers suck ass
I really really hate them
Die, you damn fuckers

That counts right? Packers...cheeseheads...cheese? It all works out.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:YOUR duct tape and cheese haikus :)
Saturday, January 3rd 2004 - 06:18:17 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Hey guys. Just thought I'd pop a hello fello. I lub you all.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, December 30th 2003 - 11:59:23 AM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: greg
Graffiti:thats cool that you are moving your site. I like your forum thing too.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Monday, December 29th 2003 - 03:14:14 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:Join the crowd...maybe its PMS. I don't know. But whatever. I lub you too Jenny!!!! :::hands jenny a penguin::: Lalalala...
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 07:25:04 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Yo, I totally do NOT understand why your mom is upset. You didn't do anything wrong. ARGH! *pulls hair out* That frustrates me. :) But I LOVE YOU!!! So it's all good. Right? My love is all you need. *prance*
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I hate the Packers
The Vikings almost made it
Goddamn bitch cheeseheads
You play an instrument?? What kind??:the skin flute :)
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:I'm going to have Daunte Culpepper's baby. Hell yeah!
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 07:12:50 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: megan again, i have no life
Graffiti:i made waaay too many grammar mistakes, oops. just want people to know i'm really stupid .. erm, yeah.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 06:21:42 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: megan
E-mail address: fairlybroken@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://stoopid-me.diaryland.com
Graffiti:you signed my tagboard, and so i figured i should check your diary out. amazing how we are alike :D you are hilarious!
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:the power of cheese
being blindfolded nowhere
watch them run away
You play an instrument?? What kind??:i play the role of a subtle human being named megan who lives a rather boring life but makes the best out of it by being overly sarcatic, cynical, and overall, by mockery.
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:or you could just read my diary. it's either for me that way.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:random moments
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 06:20:11 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jenny
Homepage URL: http://mrcleanluver.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Merry Christmas to you too, Pea #2! :)

Love, MEEEE
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:I got a present
Completely wrapped in duct tape
For Christmas This Year

(true story! it's a tradition in my family. hehe)
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Friday, December 26th 2003 - 11:34:24 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: chickenbitch
Graffiti:thanks for posting on my blog. your pretty funny. i like resolution #5. btw.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Friday, December 26th 2003 - 02:00:24 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Homepage URL: http://kittyleopard.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Diaryland is being wonky lately. I can't update my diary. Hm. I guess you'll have to make do with my weird entry about chickens crossing the road an what not.

Unless by any chance, you wouldn't care if I talked about the nasty gum on my shoe, as long as I wrote it, you'd be entertained.

Cheers.

Merry Christmas.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:I love you, man, lets just face facts.
Wednesday, December 24th 2003 - 06:03:20 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: ahhhheather
Graffiti:OMG does everything you say have to make me want to piss in my pants?? The Queen as a 5 ft round missle?? ROFLMAO.
OMFG. Hilarious
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're hysterical!! :)
Wednesday, December 24th 2003 - 02:01:32 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Jamie
Graffiti:A bra? Um. Dunno.
Speaking of bras: I saw on a "Random Facts" site that the Queen wears like a 60 DD or something.
So like if shes 5 foot or so, that would make her a 5 foot round missle.

5 seconds later:
I wish I didn't have that in my head.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Wednesday, December 24th 2003 - 01:34:08 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: Lisa
E-mail address: poetrypixie@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://damnillusion.diaryland.com
Graffiti:I checked out your page a couple days back not thinking anything of it, but I found myself back herr for some mysterious reason. I adore your dictionary. It gave me a good laugh. Bandos for life! *hugs*
Gimme a Haiku about duct tape, band, or cheese.:This band is dragging.
What is the explanation,
duct tape on our feet?
You play an instrument?? What kind??:In the band?
Marching- Flag and rifle,
Concert- Flute.

I can also play piano, horn, and piccolo
Tell me a little about yourself. Im bored.:Band nerd. 'nuff said
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You're a band dork, duh.
Whatcha want to see on my diary-o?:...you just called me a bra, didn't you?
Wednesday, December 24th 2003 - 12:14:11 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: tonya
Graffiti:you are very funny and you make me laugh alot. I hope that you and corey get back together but you need to call him. LoL. I wish you luck. Merry Christmas.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You rock my socks, dawg.
Tuesday, December 23rd 2003 - 08:26:37 PM
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Sign the book, foo'.
Name: John
Homepage URL: http://whosaskin.diaryland.com
Graffiti:Youre really funny and your hot too. (your picture entry)
and your a drummer which is even hotter.
Whatcha like about my diary-o?:You are a drummer. Karma.
Tuesday, December 23rd 2003 - 06:14:43 PM
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