Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from:
New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Dreamservers!If you have a minute, please sign my Dreambook too!
| Name: | Kevlar Shanahan |
| E-mail address: | Kevlarster@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.microsoft.com |
| Comments: | This damn Penguin will not give me the soap back.........Damn him, Damn him to hell! |
| Name: | JEAN KING |
| E-mail address: | jeanwking@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://????? (don't know) |
| Comments: | You are a funny guy, I enjoyed visiting. |
| Name: | Chris |
| E-mail address: | bsad@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | omg that was so awesome and funny lol |
| Name: | Kez |
| E-mail address: | kezzavt@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I have to tell you, this is the best collection of nothing and yet it's so bloody insightful and thought provoking I couldn't look away. FABULOUS READ JOHN! |
| Name: | jose |
| E-mail address: | jokers_laughing@yahoo.com |
| Name: | fred |
| E-mail address: | fyerzy@oakdale.k12.ca.us |
| Comments: | AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny! |
| Name: | Justin schlabach |
| Comments: | I really like it, nice. I also like beef and chicken. But this is a lot better. |
| Name: | yeutyiju fyj |
| Comments: | ynhjfjmf |
| Name: | Lizzy |
| E-mail address: | misslizz@charter.net |
| Comments: | Just wanted to say hello and pass the gas! hahahaha BRAAAAP Have a gassy good day! |
| Name: | Kaula |
| E-mail address: | Luckcharms101@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/queenkoala |
| Comments: | loved it! |
| Name: | Sam |
| E-mail address: | info@wouldyouprefer.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.wouldyouprefer.co.uk |
| Comments: | Very funny :) Like the site. |
| Name: | jordan |
| E-mail address: | tightbeats4@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | sweet. thats all. |
| Name: | Jack D. |
| E-mail address: | jmdforce5@bellsouth.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.freewebs.com/psychedelichobo |
| Comments: | Cool site. If you like random stuff you should look up the lyrics to "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan, and you'll like the album by Pink Floyd, "Dark Side Of The Moon". |
| Name: | mr wonderful |
| E-mail address: | tim.ted@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | wow funny shit man seriously it was like eating,sleeping,shittin, and havin sex alla t the same time. i got one for ya two If barbies so poupulour, why do you have to buy her freinds? ponder that while i go kill my wife...er...damnit wheres the delete button!!!!???? |
| Name: | joshua |
| Comments: | i loved your site,it was hilarous. |
| Name: | Barley |
| Comments: | OK, I officially have a new favorite site. Very humorous indeed. Telling everyone. |
| Name: | jalesha |
| E-mail address: | pinkjokester@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | this page is cool! |
| Name: | mike |
| E-mail address: | mike@laughterpromotions.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.laughterpromotions.com |
| Comments: | I really like this site ! |
| Name: | sam |
| E-mail address: | fliptucktwist@aol.com |
| Comments: | hye wow your webpage is pretty wierd and i'm not learning what i'm suppose be learning... sam |
| Name: | I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.gamerseurope.com |
| Comments: | I remember the C64 had a random nonsense generator just like the one on this site. Those were the days. Anyone know how to make N2O at home? |
| Name: | saher |
| E-mail address: | sahermansour@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | very good site |
| Name: | Siegenthal |
| Comments: | Verrrrrry funny and really quite good. Have been sharing your site with all my friends. Cheers, mate. |
| Name: | c0g |
| E-mail address: | garfields_car@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://fdfgfgdgjdhj.com |
| Comments: | NICE |
| Name: | The AirConditioner |
| E-mail address: | theairconditioner@netscape.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ut/idiotheros |
| Comments: | Awesome site! I was laughing my ass off, so you know it was good. I enjoyed being here and after I leave I will come back for more humor. |
| Name: | larry beitzel |
| E-mail address: | larrybeitzel@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is probably the best and funniest sight i have ever seen man..!! hahahahahahaahah!!! |
| Name: | Walaa |
| E-mail address: | sweetywala@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | this was hell hilarious....i looooooooooooooved it!!!! Man! ur weird thoughts are the hope of the world. here r some: "Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers. I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy , throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. " |
| Name: | David |
| E-mail address: | Allen@Taftlaw.com |
| Comments: | Respond to Mr. Hanf's sign-in as he has really big news about Russ. Great website. Stands up to ice and everything! DVA |
| Name: | Scott Hanf |
| E-mail address: | scotthanf@hammerpatent.com |
| Comments: | Johnny is that you?? Happy pug nose day! Send me a line, I have big news about Russ. Have you heard from Mr. Mike lately? Scott |
| Name: | schlabisky |
| Homepage URL: | http://geocities.com/schlabisky/ |
| Comments: | Try my comics! Transfat free! |
| Name: | kimbob |
| Comments: | I like the random nonsence genarator cos its crazy just like me! |
| Name: | mike |
| E-mail address: | mike@laughterpromotions.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.laughterpromotions.com |
| Comments: | Hey, your book is wicked ! Great fun and you keep on updating it !! Have a good New Year, and keep up the good work !!! (I found your site when browsing, as my site sells laughing gas itself !) Mike |
| Name: | Michelle |
| Comments: | youre site is entertaining keep it up the praying mantis one was so funny |
| Name: | an abducting alien. with s and that joined up with the gangsta dolphins. |
| Comments: | this was good. |
| Name: | gallant goofus |
| Comments: | much funny. random means it's out of my control and i don't have to be responsible. Can you grok Divernon, Illinois? |
| Name: | CR@ZY M@N |
| E-mail address: | NOT NEEDED |
| Name: | sarah hall |
| Comments: | this is brilliant, i found it by mistake, but boy o boy am i glad a slipped and fell on this website, its pure genius! keep up the good work, glad that other people have this sence of humour,it may not be of the interlectual kind but who cares its just so much fun...yipee! |
| Name: | kim |
| E-mail address: | xXkimberley85Xx@aolcom |
| Comments: | ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he HAAAAAAAAAA! |
| Name: | Suzanne |
| Comments: | Tims, (08-14-05) Hmmm…now that you mention it…the few times I’ve spoken to John lately he did seem to go on and on about what I thought was dinner. Green peas this and green peas that… I frankly find them one of the more mundane of the veggie choices and consequently tuned him out, filling my time with listening to loud music and staring at wallpaper patterns. I admit once the “peas natter” started (as I came to refer to it) I’d crank up the volume until his voice sounded like little unintelligible pips and squeaks. Thinking back though, once, between two excruciatingly loud Nirvana songs I thought I heard him say, “I rode Moby’s back today. Wet and slick” Confused, I figured I had either mistaken “bike” for “back”, or he was really butchering the words to the song. Each was a strong possibility. But now, its all so clear. It totally explains the blood stained “Anything for you (front)…Shamu (back)” T-shirt he wears so much, and why he also smells of dead fish and brine. (Not a hormonal imbalance reeking havoc with his sweat glands after all. Good news there.) Only someone like John would think to leave the comforts of his home to give blood to whales. (I know it hadn’t crossed my mind, ever.) Oh yes he’s one gem of a brother and friend. But what’s more, he’s one gem of a human being, and each and every person on this Earth should be thanking him for his sacrifice, because I believe, as I’m sure John does, that the future lies with whales. God bless them all. And God bless tiny whales. |
| Name: | TimS |
| E-mail address: | esquire@greenpeace.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://greenpeace.org |
| Comments: | Well, Suzanne (7/28/04), sometimes the family is the last to know. As his long time friend and legal counsel, I have now received clearance from the IRS to explain why John has not been updating his website. He's been actively involved with a Greenpeace anti-whaling vessel off the coast of Iceland for the past year and a half. Specifically his appointment is with the plasma donation division. I could make your skin crawl with the stories of how these selfless Greenpeace workers lose blood on an average anti-whaling mission. Sure, there's the daily nicks and scratches from shaving legs and armpits, incidental biting of the inside of the mouth while chewing and the like, but most of the "flowage" as they call it comes from "hook disengagement". Imagine wrestling a 30 ton behemoth to submission while on a board of a heaving ship on choppy waters armed with nothing more than a pair of tweezers. These heroes daily put their life on the line to save these noble creatures from near extinction. John, meanwhile, the unsung hero that he is, remains below deck, uncomplaining, with an intravenous tube permanently attached to his femoral artery, ready to supply the crew with his universal donor life blood. God I love him! So the next time you whiny comedy drones harp about John, just remember what I said. |
| Name: | Kreigory |
| E-mail address: | ishmael_goat@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.homestarrunner.com |
| Comments: | hooray random nonsense! |
| Name: | Kelly K. |
| E-mail address: | twokids232002@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Great information and funny too !!!! |
| Name: | Azmat |
| E-mail address: | Azmat_Hussain@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I am Jealous, why didn't I think of this first. Is the random generator a program? Or do you actually write that stuff?? Can't tell the difference. |
| Name: | christine spray |
| E-mail address: | cspray2@washcoll.edu |
| Comments: | I have been researching the black hole,milky ways, solar system, astrology, astronomy, the big bang, alienation, and much more. Ever read the Greening of Primedian? It includes visitors to earth bringing the Bewitched Princess Biker. Check it out, it may put things into perspective. I am all for time machines and traveling back to the future to replace war with peace!! |
| Name: | Christine Spray |
| E-mail address: | cspray2@washcoll.edu |
| Comments: | We've had a visitor from the future. They've created the World Thirteen Moon Calendar Change Peace Plan in 2004. They are implementing a Peace Plan. A new world community is now forming and an establishment of a time of peace is being created to replace the time of war called The Planet Art Network. Because in 2012, I believe World War 3 will wipe out billions of humans on earth. |
| Name: | rev999032 |
| E-mail address: | rev999032@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hello |
| Name: | Roger Henry |
| E-mail address: | rhenry@uark.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://comp.uark.edu/~rhenry |
| Comments: | Ever read Charles Fort's "Book of the Damned"? He chronicles all kinds of things that fell from the sky in the 19th and 20th Centuries. Check out http://comp.uark.edu/~rhenry/bucks.html, archives of a newspaper column I did in the '80s. Lampoon wantads for ridiculous and impossible goods and services. It was great fun. I have enjoyed your site. Thanks. RH |
| Name: | jamal1553 |
| E-mail address: | jamal1553@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.domen1.ru |
| Comments: | Hello |
| Name: | Rachel |
| Comments: | OK you're American and I'm British .... but quite funny anyway, have cheered me up, nice one mate!!! |
| Name: | reza |
| E-mail address: | reza_sky93@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | i' really love it so i want be u personil... but how can i be in... ok thank's |
| Name: | David McCaffer |
| E-mail address: | dagaffer@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.slicedbread.tk |
| Comments: | ahahahaha. Man, this is useful. |
| Name: | Michael Sopko |
| E-mail address: | numberfour78@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.xanga.com/FoxyGrandma094 |
| Comments: | Hi, I just nocticed that you are a very funny person. I hope that the Carb People don't go through your belly button, and eat all your orgains like a bunny rabbit. I hope that you also don't celeabrate Thanksgiving, because cream corn taste like ToFu. I also hate those short indians. Signing this book, Michael James Sopko |
| Name: | Jesse |
| E-mail address: | welton_27@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www. matchstickcats.com |
| Comments: | This site f'ing rules!!! It's definitely been bookmarked. check out the site i write for as well, if you love cats, and off the wall writing and commentary, you'll love it!! |
| Name: | Meistro Echola Amerstadle |
| E-mail address: | Ziggieliz@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.talesofmyworld.blogspot.com |
| Comments: | haven't actually looked at the site yet, but as a very kool person recommended it to me, i'm sure it will be lush. Everything's great when life is great, but who is great when life isn't? Sucess is getting what you want, Happiness is liking what you get. What have you got? just some almost-pearls-of-wisdom smile! it mite not happen xxx |
| Name: | Thomas Danaher |
| E-mail address: | thomasdanaher04@Yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Just found your site. Am ready to view it now. CordiallY,Tom |
| Name: | Gillian Davidson |
| E-mail address: | gidavidson@hotmail.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http://wanadoo.co.uk |
| Comments: | I was lying is my bed one night looking up at the stars when I wondered, where the hell is my ceiling gone? Brilliant website |
| Name: | ian burton |
| E-mail address: | www.korn_holio03@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | that was frekin funny |
| Name: | Henry Pardo (Doobie) |
| E-mail address: | bawosso@aol.com |
| Comments: | It's been Awhile! Do you remember me? |
| Name: | pearltuddy@msn.com |
| Name: | Elise |
| E-mail address: | rzeznik_ggd@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | hahaha OMG you just completely summed up my argument about dolphins! EVIL FISH!! |
| Name: | Andrew |
| E-mail address: | andrew.skalka@ntlworld.co.uk |
| Comments: | Hi! |
| Name: | mug |
| E-mail address: | merskinekellie@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.averyant.com |
| Comments: | You make a laugh -- and I mean that in a good way. Hopefully I can make you laugh as well. Check out www.averyant.com. Watch the rants. Avery's a stop motion animated ant and PO'd pismire who rails against all that is wrong (and right) in this world. thank you, Mug |
| Name: | Ariya Turner |
| E-mail address: | Not_avaubul@hoymail.com |
| Comments: | i must have chock on laughter twice in every sentence |
| Name: | matt |
| Comments: | this site is great. |
| Name: | somebody |
| E-mail address: | tootsieroll91011@wmconnect.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.lol.com |
| Comments: | hey hey hey im bored bye bye |
| Name: | jason |
| E-mail address: | jrockon4@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | wassup |
| Name: | Robert Tso |
| E-mail address: | takutanuva204@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | this site rocks!!!speaking of rocks that reminds me of a joke!i can't seem to remember it now so i'll e-mail you if I do |
| Name: | jonathan |
| Name: | italiancharms701 |
| E-mail address: | italiancharms701@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hello, you have been making good site :) Respect. |
| Name: | Crest Heavenfyre |
| E-mail address: | crest252@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://(AIM) Wisestofallfools |
| Comments: | Hey dude! this shit is the funniest around. I love laughing gas and just like the thousand other morons that signed your dreambook, I want you to update! "Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you make fun of them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." |
| Name: | aaron rivera |
| E-mail address: | frenchy_vonrichter@yahoo |
| Comments: | awesome |
| Name: | header69 |
| E-mail address: | header69@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://header69.com |
| Comments: | go to the website its great!!! |
| Name: | stephanie diaz |
| Name: | Chief Monkey Handler |
| E-mail address: | chiefmonkeyhandler@linkmonkey.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.linkmonkey.net |
| Comments: | Hi there, This is just a quick message to let you know that your site has been featured on LinkMonkey.net on 10-15-2004, with a link to the page at http://pages.prodigy.net/jschla/random.htm. You may consider this email as either a congratulatory message or a note of apology, whichever you feel fits best. In any case, thanks for doing your part to help make the web a more interesting place. Anthony Cook Chief Monkey Handler www.LinkMonkey.net |
| Name: | Bobby |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.joeant.com |
| Comments: | Can't stop laughing! |
| Name: | Amee |
| E-mail address: | anrika921@aol.com |
| Comments: | This site is awesome, ive sent it to all of my friends, funny stuff!! |
| Name: | Candy DellRey |
| E-mail address: | candaceelder2002@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.google.com |
| Comments: | I love Laughing Gas and how you can just see things in a warped way. I'm like that too. |
| Name: | Grim & Evil |
| E-mail address: | falcon36_1@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is the funniest site I've ever been to keep updating and the good work. ^^* |
| Name: | Ebintel719 |
| E-mail address: | Ebintel719@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ebintel.com/ |
| Comments: | that's pretty good site |
| Name: | hunk of flamable cheese |
| E-mail address: | insaneforcharity@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.freewebs.com/rubber_chicken_123 |
| Comments: | welll, this site rocks, and its so nice to finaly meet some fellow rubber chickens!! hohoho! see my site above yonder? click! do so and donate your own delicious brand of randomness! |
| Name: | teKnomom |
| E-mail address: | jcovington1958@yahoo.com |
| Name: | ronny |
| E-mail address: | mcdougley |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.kawt.com |
| Comments: | your site is cool |
| Name: | SCHMOOPIE!!!!!!!!! |
| E-mail address: | heza77@msn.com |
| Comments: | i have found you, yet again!! shoot me an email if you get this one............. ;) |
| Name: | sheryl |
| E-mail address: | sherylmac573@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | On your 21 foods you will never find on a menu, what happened to: real food, as in tofu ? Bless the possums, rats, skunks (should be my kids) mice, etc. Just a sad english woman seeking attention and veggie ok |
| Name: | Andy |
| E-mail address: | s |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.andysjunk.0catch.com |
| Comments: | Hey. I like this site but you suck because it hasn't been updated in like a year OR MORE. SO hahah. But yeah its funny. Ok well You have a big huge box herr to type a large comment in and I don't know what else to say, but I don't want to look like an idiot and just type a stupid little thing that says "i like ur site" and then just leave. Well maybe that's what most people do but not ME. SO nyah. But yeah um anyway. OK. |
| Name: | Jess F |
| Comments: | i accidently stummbled on to your website, but none the less i was quite intreged hoe you have an open opinion about pretty much everything. i must agree with you on the raisn thing, they are disgusting, and i wouldnt pop a raisen in my mouth even if i was fourced, yuck! keep writin. |
| Name: | Suzanne |
| Comments: | Its pretty sad when your sister has to sign your guestbook to complain you're not updating. As Heather pointed out just a few entries ago, its been over a year since you've updated. Now, to those of you reading this that may be seriously wondering what's happened to John I can fill you in. According to a recent dicussion I had with him he's just not "into computers" much these days. They've lost their charm. Is he still writing? Oh yeah he's still writing plenty of stuff he says. He's just more into music these days and updating his webpage is not as much fun as working or playing guitar or watching TV I guess. Yeah, that about sums up his feeble excuse. So take heart, I'm working on him. And I can assure you his writing isn't a passing phase. Years ago we would mail letters to each other and they were equally as funny. In fact when I was in college I would have people ask me if he had written because they loved reading his stuff. Those were also the days of Kurt the Squash, a particular favorite. He would actually painstakingly cut out squash pictures from Burpee Seed Catalogs and make his adventures into little pamplets that made the rounds at my dorm. What were they like? Well I can't tell you now as he "borrowed" back all of his letters to me and I haven't seen them since. But I distinctly remember laughing hard. The kind of hard that almost makes you choke. And that's another thing John, when am I going to get another issue of Kurt the Squash? Time to get out the scissors and get to work. |
| Name: | Jon |
| E-mail address: | trouveur@aol.com |
| Comments: | Three guys were sleeping in a bed. The guy on the end said, "It's too crowded in here. I'd rather sleep on the floor." So he got out and laid down on the floor. The guy who was in the middle moved over and said, "It's not so crowded now, you can get back in." |
| Name: | Autumn |
| E-mail address: | tudorgal@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Just stopping in again for a laugh. Take care. |
| Name: | Autumn |
| E-mail address: | tudorgal@yahoo.com |
| Name: | Heather |
| E-mail address: | HeatherMonkie (AIM) |
| Comments: | Well... It's been over a year since you've updated your page and it is really starting to make me sad. Hopefully you're still kicking and if not, thank goodness that your humor lives on. I've read your entire site at least four times and I wet myself every time :) Thanks for the laughs good buddy... and once you get that writer's block away, you should really add some new stuff! Your most devoted fan (been reading longer than anyone on this silly dreambook) is signing off with a thanks and best wishes. Don't eat warm brown feces. |
| Name: | driver mugu |
| E-mail address: | tata@mugu |
| Comments: | i day brother |
| Name: | Kayla |
| E-mail address: | kaylak41@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://aol |
| Comments: | I LOVE IT |
| Name: | Amy |
| Comments: | this website rocks big time!! the random nonsense generator is wicked it makes me laugh everytime i read it, the things on there are stupid but make me laugh so much!!:D this website is soo kool, i reali like the way it is set out!! keep up the good work!!:D Amy xxxxx |
| Name: | MonkeyButt |
| E-mail address: | asuperlez00@aol.com |
| Comments: | I like I like I like |
| Name: | Nic |
| E-mail address: | g04a5705@campus.ru.ac.za |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.ru.ac.za |
| Comments: | Definitely making my night. Nice work John. |
| Name: | djay |
| E-mail address: | djaytalian@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://yahoo.com |
| Comments: | i love what's in here!!!! |
| Name: | Rachel Bodak |
| E-mail address: | mushen_34@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://yahoo.com |
| Name: | Matt |
| E-mail address: | BigVernon13@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | What are you dooing? |
| Name: | Angeleka |
| E-mail address: | angeleka@angelfire.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.killervamp.com |
| Comments: | I laughed at that. |
| Name: | adriana |
| E-mail address: | softballbabie492@aol.com |
| Comments: | njsdf |
| Name: | Kailee |
| E-mail address: | mckell@netzero.net |
| Comments: | Hey, you seem like a pretty smart guy maybe you can help me figure his out. If Santa gives the good kids what they ask for on Christmas and gives the bad kids a lump of coal, what does he give a bad kid who asks for a lump of coal? Anyways your site rocks. Later |
| Name: | brenda |
| E-mail address: | moppyandbars@powwwer.net |
| Comments: | I MUST SAY THAT IT WAS A VERY AMAZEING SITE. I DIDN,T STOP LAUGHING DURING MY TRIP THROUGH. I AM SAVEING THIS IN MY FAVORITES TO COME BACK TO LATER AND LAUGH SOME MORE. THANKS. BRENDA |
| Name: | Kim |
| E-mail address: | lisa_red@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is really weird. So is your sense of humor. |
| Name: | clayton raiche |
| E-mail address: | hndacra@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | RE: time machines: Maybe their already here,if they look like us how would you recognize them ?.Also terence mckenna suggests you can not go back in time before the first time machine is invented. |
| Name: | Alice |
| E-mail address: | xxcynicalxx@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://freewebs.com/pinsandcandy/ |
| Comments: | Well... i like your website. I bet you get alot of dates with that pessimistic additude. No room for me.... anyway...... |
| Name: | ronesia slaskinsy |
| Comments: | what r u wearing?? call me u know where anytime ill be waiting |
| Name: | Jessica |
| E-mail address: | still won't tell |
| Comments: | Hey you know I was thinking about it and I think it might be a good idea to put a link at the bottom like "email me" on the front page or you could say somthing like "sitemaster" or something like that. If you think you might get too many emails, then you could set up a different email account for it, so that it doesn't fill up your usual one. Anyways, then people like me could correspond with you somehow. And do please add more!!! = P |
| Name: | Jessica |
| E-mail address: | wont tell here |
| Comments: | Hey I cruised into your site looking for information about locusts- this stuff is hilarious! I love it! I was dismayed when I read in the guestbook that you don't update often. I hope you do soon = (. Why don't you update often? Do you ever respond to people in your guestbook? Anyways, I've emailed your site to everybody I know because you are just absolutely funny and I hope that you do please update soon = ) |
| Name: | nickname yet is nothing close to my real name STU |
| E-mail address: | none |
| Comments: | ummmmmm...uh.....wut do i say......ummm cool......so much space to write so much time you know what to make it last longer i'll do tripple spaces from now on. this site is cool wow kasaz shibam sooee ok this isn't workin' so um yeah STU out |
| Name: | Destanie |
| E-mail address: | idasbestfriend03@yahoo.com |
| Name: | Ben |
| Comments: | i love the site now tstyl |
| Name: | kristal |
| E-mail address: | shimmering_beauty_04@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | hmm |
| Name: | Amanda Bertram |
| E-mail address: | crazylove200420@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://mandy |
| Comments: | hey love the sight!! O FUNNY STUFF YOUVE GOT HERE!! just love it keep writing ! i was in school and the whole class looked at me when i was reading it maybe you can tell alittle more about your self!! i cant wait to see what you write next. funny stuff!! funny stuff!! g2g c ya |
| Name: | amanda |
| E-mail address: | non |
| Comments: | i was doing a report on this web page and it ask for info on this web page but there is non nore and there is no way we could get a hold of you but this way this web sight rocks only if i could talk to you how do you make these up chat l8er |
| Name: | Cher |
| E-mail address: | vndrbilt@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | ok, I always check in to read your site. You have had the same material for months now despite the fact that the updated date changes. So, what's up? I hope you have more material as you are hilarious. |
| Name: | michael |
| Comments: | This site is great but theres one very important thing you forgot to comment on That Cookie Crisp add. Why would a wolf be so desperate for a breakfast cereal? and why would he try to steal it from children. Even if a wolf really did want to steal cereal from children rather than catupulting themselves into their house why not just burst the door down and take the damn children, and if the children protest roar at them, or kill them. I doubt the children would try to fight a wolf even if he as gay as the wolf from the ad. So glad i got that off my chest |
| Name: | joshua |
| E-mail address: | hackr90@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | i loved it. Thanks for the laughs! |
| Name: | josh |
| E-mail address: | hackr90@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I found this website looking for info on flying cars. This stuff is totally true. I especially love the one about Smokey the Bear. Thanks for the laughs! |
| Name: | Peter Serbian |
| E-mail address: | stratcat6@juno.com |
| Comments: | Wow, What a site! |
| Name: | melanie |
| E-mail address: | adoramel@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | you're hysterical. Are you married? |
| Name: | kevin |
| E-mail address: | kevin.fu@mindspring.com |
| Comments: | No time travel? Well, not exactly... There are always these possibilities: Maybe time travel is dependent upon the equipment and travel is only possible back to the point in time where such machinery has been turned on. If the machine has not been invented yet, travelers could not reach back to this point in time, or... Time travel is invented by those so far advanced from our point that we are of no interest. Consider the theory of you walking through the woods and you come upon a mold growing on the forest floor... Would you try to contact the fungus and provide it with information and tecnology from your world? Or would you simply walk on by? or... Maybe travel is only possible in a forward direction? So many possibilites. Interesting stuff to ponder! -Kev |
| Name: | kel |
| E-mail address: | kinkeykel69@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | hay this page is like totally awsome i was sitting in college in the most boring lecture of my life when i found it and it really brightened up my class when i sent it to everyone |
| Name: | janice |
| E-mail address: | jabu3965@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | this site is great.you have alot of great jokes.do you have a mailing list i can join? |
| Name: | bb |
| E-mail address: | mobicular@myway.com |
| Comments: | The UFO swooshed under the cow and latched itself onto its teet! |
| Name: | Megan |
| E-mail address: | who wants to know?!? |
| Comments: | hey i like this site. i could have made it myself! i have a random comment to add to this site..."any time i see something screech across a room and latch onto some guy's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, i have to laugh, because, what is that thing?"-Jack Handey im not sure if those are the exact words or not, but whatever! to make a long story short, i like your site. unless you want the long story of course........ :-) |
| Name: | Amanda |
| Comments: | I think that you site is totally hilarious! This is the kind of website that I like it is original. |
| Name: | RazZ |
| E-mail address: | lord_razz@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://clix.to/IPInc/ |
| Comments: | Just passing through to say hello. I love some of the comments on this site. Hilarious stuff. I run a comedy newspaper myself, so I tend to search for like minded sites. Great job. |
| Name: | JMW |
| E-mail address: | welton_27@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://clix.to/IPInc/ |
| Comments: | Just brilliant stuff. Such a change from the usual tripe you find online. |
| Name: | MUGULIVY |
| E-mail address: | mugu@mugu.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://mugu@mugu.com |
| Comments: | QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ |
| Name: | vicky |
| E-mail address: | vicky_ls2000@yahoo.co.uk |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.yahoo.co.uk |
| Comments: | it's brill thanx |
| Name: | sammy |
| E-mail address: | smileysam18@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | ur site is the bestest eva!!! im in my ict lesson and ur site is savin me from total boredom! i love it!!!! love sammy xxxxxxxx |
| Name: | H |
| E-mail address: | h_sheppy@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http |
| Comments: | wow this is such a gd site it had kept me entertained through many ICT lesson so thanks 2 whoeva made this site it is great |
| Name: | Neal |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.NewsBurp.com |
| Comments: | And there I was, innocently thinking I was the only person who enjoyed writing drivel on the internet! Love the site, whoever you are. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a fascinating documentary about estate-agents on the TV. Neal from NewsBurp |
| Name: | kT Jacobson |
| Comments: | laughing gasis like a breath of fresh air |