If you have about pi minutes, sign my guestbook too or the Spleen Gods will rain down oh-so-big lightning upon you and deprive you of tuning forks for an entire year!
| Name: | walri peni o'rahilly |
| E-mail address: | fiona.keegan@may.ie |
| Alias: | eliza de fungecock |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | massive buns. MOTHER!? |
| What is reality?: | 2 minus the square root of...GIANT PENGUIN FEDORA |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | half.twice. it's clearly 'walruses' anyway... |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Gallogly's not here.... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | all i wanted to do was get the plural of walrus and you reduce me to this? MOTHER!? i also got walrus anal sex and im still wondering why i hit this site! it sed purple! 'FATHER?! (yes son!) I WANT TO KILL YOU! MOTHER?!.......I WANT TO....FUCK YOU MOTHER, ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH!'
P.S i really do think jim had something great to say just every time i tuned in all i heard was 'MOTHER!'....do not, DO NOT trip and listen to that song if you ever want to take it seriously again. tnk. oh and sorry to the walri |
| Name: | gustaf |
| E-mail address: | gus_hannula@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | "Spread 'em thighs" |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | a puppy |
| What is reality?: | 6 AM |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 1 is a walrus, 2 is a walri |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its just hot in here |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | |
| E-mail address: | bethlerman@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | :otherwise known as |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/bethlerman |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | |
| What is reality?: | A book by Peter Kingsley |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I dunno, but they're awfully mean. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | fiber optics don't yield heat because they were built to transfer light most oeconomically. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | You'd know. |
| Name: | Jacq |
| E-mail address: | L_Sama@dragonslave.com |
| Alias: | Er... Jacq |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/jacqland |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Ye're webpage, dammit! |
| What is reality?: | Selling houses =) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | None, Shroedinger's cat is in there. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *purr* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Maybe I'm just a moron, but I can't find your webpage, nothing except random "I've moved" messages and one sort of scary picture.
I loved this website. It's was fun and random. Where has it gone?! |
| Name: | Red cassis |
| E-mail address: | nanook@fastmail.ca |
| Alias: | Oops, i guess i wrote it in the "name" field |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.vitw.org |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | Nothing, really |
| What is reality?: | Workers oppressed by capitalism |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I'd be fecked if i knew |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Im cool, dude |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Oi oi oi! Am thankful for you the "she has funny cars" lyrics. I mean yo gotta be schizophrenic or something because Grace and Marty are like singing different things at the same time. Bloody impossible to hear what they sing. I've been trying to write down that lyric for years, mon'! Thanx! And may peace and socialism frame your home. |
| Name: | Misty Mount |
| E-mail address: | wouldn'tulike2no@na.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | everything |
| What is reality?: | birth and death |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 345,756,984,303,999 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Its SO hot!! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | KarN |
| Alias: | Special K |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I *still* want your sole. |
| What is reality?: | your mom. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | how many dick ticks do you have? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i don't what's happening but yes, i am hot. it is due to my extreme sexiness |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | you can't handle additional comments. just be aware that i keep track of dangerous persons. |
| Name: | Ross |
| Alias: | Some Call me... Tim |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A large fluffy pink hamster, preferably one with enigmatic eyelashes |
| What is reality?: | gee brain, what do you want to do tonight? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | square root of---Algebra sucks! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Cotton earlobe? gravy? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | My sister was bitten by a moose once. no, really! She was carving her initials in the moose with the sharpened end of a toothbrush that she got from her brother in law, an oslo dentist who has starred in many films such as "Fillings of Passion", "The hot hands of an oslo dentist", and he wishes that he had six stomachs so that he could save Townsville from the roving vat of hair gel that escaped from the chili in the back of Pop's kitchen and after that, so he could eat approximately 36 jars of spicy polish pickles while watching old reruns of three's company and being sucked to an alternate dimension where colonel sander's disembodied keeps yelling, "everything you know is wrong!"
so did my brother! |
| Name: | Ross |
| Alias: | Some Call me... Tim |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A large fluffy pink hamster, preferably one with enigmatic eyelashes |
| What is reality?: | gee brain, what do you want to do tonight? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | square root of---Algebra sucks! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | i'm terribly sorry, i forgot |
| E-mail address: | too paranoid to say |
| Alias: | Er.. |
| Homepage URL: | no |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | all your base are belong to us!!! |
| What is reality?: | the time spent between naps |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | TOo mathemathically challenged to know |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | cool! I got a fiber optic earlobe! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Educational... website... oy... it was nice. |
| Name: | Kenny Rudinger |
| E-mail address: | GHCZMarx@aol.com |
| Alias: | There are some that know me only as "Contortionist" |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Food is always a welcome gift. So are cacti. |
| What is reality?: | "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I'm not even sure I know that." -me |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | infinity minus 1 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Truthfully, I prefer to eat rotund pears. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey Alex. Haven't talked to you in a while. I went back to CTY this year and had a wonderful time. (I discovered that the best catharsis for bad CTY is good CTY.) Shira gave me your website address, so I decided to check it out. Very, very awesome. Once again, I am amazed and pleased to note that your philosophical/political opinions are virtually identical to mine. By the way, congratulations on getting into Yale.
-Kenny |
| Name: | Squirrel the Wonderful |
| E-mail address: | squirrel@wonderful.squirrel |
| Alias: | Wonderful the Squirrel |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A scone in a psychedelic milk bottle |
| What is reality?: | Bon Jovi |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | What on earth size is an "average" cardboard box? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I really think that if everyone would just be nice to each other and eat celery the world would be a much friendlier place. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | An Ode to the Letter W:
W WWW W W wwW wW wWWWw w WW W WWww w w w WWWW w w WWw wwW ww WWWWWWWWWwwW W. |
| Name: | Bill Rogers |
| E-mail address: | wondermagazine@aol.com |
| Alias: | Giveawayboy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hometown.aol.com/wondermagazine/myhomepage/wrestling.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | prestretched canvases, preferably 8' X 8' and some paint |
| What is reality?: | it is that which is |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | i would imagine 8 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | removing my Krispy Kreme Tshirt |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Thanks for the lively website and longitudinal gallinules.
This is so bifarcating I can't contain myself anymore. Hammity Schlammity! |
| Name: | Alexis |
| E-mail address: | Pixiefire@aol.com |
| Alias: | The Scarlet Marauder |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Your skull!! MWEEEEheheheheee!! |
| What is reality?: | What is the mind? Doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 4 and a half |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's the earlobe |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I just read your 'Thoughts' page. Stop reading my mind,
dammit! ::applause: |
| Name: | Halster |
| E-mail address: | hdace@bluedot.co.za |
| Alias: | Herman, Doofus, That Boy |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Some really _sexy_ moth eggs |
| What is reality?: | Reality is an illusion, lunchreality doubly so |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | If they're average walri, approximately (pi)i |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Actually, fibre optics are very nice. They warm the heartles of my, erm, I mean the cockles of my heart |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | My fingers are cold. I sure wish you'd hurry up with those
moths. Or squids if you run out. Or sexual favours of course if you're out of squids. |
| Name: | Amber |
| E-mail address: | mstivy@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Foul Child (yes, really) |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/smatgrl/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | ::eyes him speculativly:: Hmm.... |
| What is reality?: | I'm not sure, but I know that life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | i |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | ::checks:: oops, sorry |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Thank you for your web page. It's spiffy! =^) |
| Name: | Wouldn't You Like to Know? ;) |
| E-mail address: | ciumat@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://ah-ah-ahhhhh.. not telling. ;) |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Just your body, you can let your mind wander for a bit. Don't worry, it'll be alright... ;) |
| What is reality?: | There -is- a reality?! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 23, in my reality... |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Oops, was that your plutonium or mine? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | *poke* |
| Name: | rayna |
| E-mail address: | piksie@translucence.casa.as |
| Alias: | i am called... PaYNe, queen of the darkness (im so goth, the only colour crayons i used in kindergarten were BLACK) |
| Homepage URL: | http://meh.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | i havent decided yet. |
| What is reality?: | reality is relative |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 11 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i think its just you... *purrr* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | heh. this is the man with the effervescent spleen... teelie-
meister is my roommate, im sure she's complained to you about me, hehe... in any case... im not even sure what to say here, i could just try to be witty but we all know that thats a failure before it even escapes my brain (brain?), so i'll just say i dig the site and i can definitely see how you and teel would be friends :) i mean that in a good way. but i do have to say that i was disappointed in the options for what liverwurst tastes like. i wanted to be clever or something, but it just didnt allow for that. damn you! (although i have never tasted liverwurst...) enough! i am finished. im sorry my brain drooled on your guestbook. |
| Name: | Anna |
| E-mail address: | Aurora00666@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Bitch God of Universe |
| Homepage URL: | http://www22.brinkster.com/evilandflowers |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | I want your sex. |
| What is reality?: | reality is what, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | purple, because ice cream doesn't have bones |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Umareochita dake de wa otoko ni wa narenai, hontou no tsuyosa wa kitto ai kara hajimaru |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Q: if you're pushing a canoe up a hill, and one of the
wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A: North Dakota, because my whores are too expensive for you. |
| Name: | edan |
| E-mail address: | psychicle@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I don't feel like being creative |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.psychicle.com/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | poopsie, i just wanted to be your friend... <; ( |
| What is reality?: | No. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | walri is funny. :) |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Actually, it's *yours.* I know a guy who can get that fixed for you. :) |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey, I've signed your book before. Upon revisit, I read
your thoughts, and was reminded of our email exchange on "the crisis of modern music". I think I still have the last email you sent me, which i haven't replied to yet (from like, months and months ago). I'd be interested in that mixed tape you suggested. Write me if you have any recollection of who I am. :) I can forward your last email to you as a reminder if you want. |
| Name: | Tsutomu Jinquai Tsubasa Minoki Hikonashima |
| E-mail address: | the regular "someone@somwhere.com" |
| Alias: | Trunks |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.goatse.cx |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | A funny hat with chinjimute colors. Cheese flavored perhaps. Yes, cheese flavored |
| What is reality?: | Reality is an illusion. An illusion to blind you from the truth.... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I get my walri in bulk packages shiped in quantaties of 100. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have a glowing eye. It glows with happiness! Or does it?.... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Ahhhh. TV. Urge to kill
fading...fading...faadiing...RISING!!...fading...faaaadiiing ...gone. All of earth's population has undergone a massive brainwashing and lobotomy. I was there during the procedure. A huge room full of dentist like chairs and doctors removing parts of brains from people. Also in this facility, they are doing horrible pregnancy and gene experiments where women are forced to have sex and give birth through a tube day and night. I escaped on a tricycle while being chased by a doctor and two failed gene experiments who looked like deformed people. Unfortunately, I only saw these things just after they removed part of my brain so I only have a faint memory of these events. If any body else has been there, please email me at tsutomusenkawa@hotmail.com |
| Name: | shira yael bat chazan chai shmuel kalman v'shoshana |
| E-mail address: | truly madly deeply |
| Alias: | hmm.. there are many, so many, but you know them all, you... you... FIEND!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
| Homepage URL: | click here to se me and the un E'd One engage in hdls. or Not. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | the true hex'd color, the one that's sparklie |
| What is reality?: | something which is simultaneously purple, sparlkie, ridiculous, lime green, spiffy, and sparklie. like me. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | nonono! they live in the giant waffle sex cubicles! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | that would be my glowing alternate persona, gwee. she's fucking qwink. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | i noticed i'd never filled this out under my actual name.
and i just *love* hdls i mean ah fillin' these out. so, with cornflakes, tattoos, and silver books, i hereby leave you. |
| Name: | qwink |
| E-mail address: | ZWEI Was EMACS Initially |
| Alias: | i am by definitian recursive |
| Homepage URL: | qwink! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | warm, salty tears... or blood, coppery, dripping... |
| What is reality?: | outlaw priests |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | the same number as inhabit your ears. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | that would be mab. say hello, mab.say hello, mab! no, no, stop having hotdirtylesbiansex with gwee, and hay "hello". |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | tttttteeeeeeeeeeeeel |
| E-mail address: | lickthefloor@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | bob. but sugar on weekends. |
| Homepage URL: | http://noneforyou.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Your music collection? Your brain? Increased life span? |
| What is reality?: | Girls in short red shorts. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 17 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Mommy? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | halo benders. colored sidewalk chalk. boys who look like
girls. arnaldo atunes. withered flowers. pink flashcards. |
| Name: | Maria Dournova |
| E-mail address: | tear_it_up87@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I can't remember.... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | i'm bored... |
| What is reality?: | a cereal? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | hmmmm....einsunddreissig? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | depends where "here" is |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | i like strawberries... |
| Name: | Dave plante |
| E-mail address: | hi its me. Put that axe out of my neck please. |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I want to sigh your guest book. |
| What is reality?: | life |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | many |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | so deep... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I play russian roulette everyday, a mans sport. With a
bullet called life, yeah bulled called life. |
| Name: | Nicole |
| E-mail address: | nic1804@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | The secret lover of Napoleon Bonaparte |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Well, Napoleon and I are always seeking a new partner... |
| What is reality?: | It's certainly fluffy and yellow, I'll tell you that. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | roughly 63, right? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | You KNOW I don't have any earlobes! How could you be so insensitive? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Who are you? I think I love you. You are like me...I didn't
think there were people like me. |
| Name: | Jacq |
| E-mail address: | L_Sama@dragonslave.com |
| Alias: | L-Sama, or God |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/jacqland/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Nuffin' |
| What is reality?: | That place you have to go into after you wake up |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Spanish or American Walri? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have ears?! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I stumbled upon this page again, having not seen it in
nearly forever. This page is what got me listening to TMBG and Firesign Theatre. I just realized I never thanked you for that, so; I like peas |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | angeldust_@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | lavender |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/pe2/stargazing |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | nothing much |
| What is reality?: | not this |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | ?? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey, fantastic page, it is so cool. I love the name and
layout! Great content, lots to do! Come visit me at Star Gazing sometime! Oh and I started a new page a couple days ago it hasn't got alot yet but I am trying to spread the word, please check it out at http://www.angelfire.com/la3/splash It's name is ::Lavender Fantasy v1.0:: Thanks Bye! |
| Name: | Ling Tso |
| E-mail address: | lingtso@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Mr. Born-again Taoist |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | An apology for your flagrant habit of abusing my faith. |
| What is reality?: | It has nothing to do with spl**ns. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Mu |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | How can you mock my body that way? My body parts contain no fifth symbols. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Your ad homin*m attacks on my faith spring from your
stupid, childish, unworthy mind. That is all. |
| Name: | Kelli |
| E-mail address: | bodoodles@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.homestead.com/bodoodles/welcome.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | TO have your children |
| What is reality?: | sporks. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 33.3 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually the correct phrase...is it hot in here or am i just sweatin? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE
YOU!! I started freaking when I took this test because like everythine is ME!! hello my name is bingo i like to climb on things can i have a banana? eek eek!! OH GOD I LOVE BRAK AND I LOVE YOU!! i have over 40 mp3's of brak on my computer and have introduced many friends to the world of el brakiachi!!! I LOVE YOU!! |
| Name: | Trevor |
| E-mail address: | saniga@telusplanet.net |
| Alias: | Nomad1k |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | The cure for aids |
| What is reality?: | No, who is reality, what is incredulity |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | blue |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Don't put the of my last herald |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | what's 9 inches long, purple, stiff and makes my mom
scream? A miscarraige. |
| Name: | Solidad! |
| Alias: | The Oracle |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | small fries and a coke |
| What is reality?: | 80% beer, 19% nachos, 1% donut |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | seven, if they are all really comfortable with their bodies |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have no ears. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | bwahahaha! |
| Name: | Alison |
| E-mail address: | moondoggie@woodstock.com |
| Alias: | Weird Al |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | nothing, at the moment |
| What is reality?: | whatever you want it to be. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 2 and a half |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually, it's HIS ear lobe- i don't have one |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Great site. You sound like a real interesting person. I
think you and me could get along quite well. |
| Name: | Jaezonn |
| E-mail address: | jaezonn@crosswinds.net |
| Alias: | Henry Alias... |
| Homepage URL: | http://isomerica.net/~jaezonn |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | The truth, boy, THE TRUTH!!! |
| What is reality?: | a swirling mass of energy (ha!) that our sensory systems try to generate sense out of. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | no opinion, scared of walri. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Pierced with a .67mm uranium shaft. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Four Subnucleactic artificial antiestablishmentalists with Karl Marx hair raided the local Meat Packer 404 today... seven injured, investigators on the scene... |
| Name: | some call me duckie. but i don't trust them. not at all. |
| E-mail address: | what is this email? in fact,what is this whole large tanglie web people are always metioning? |
| Alias: | if only you could know |
| Homepage URL: | http://that's it! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | a question worth pondering....at length.... |
| What is reality?: | i don't know, but i'm sure it's surrounded by parentheses. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | well, if you average the ones i can find lying around, about 17 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | oh, *that*'s what you mean by "Clinton"! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Gil Harootunian |
| E-mail address: | fakeaddress@yourmom.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://fakeurl.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Lime green lipstick with matching eyeshadow. |
| What is reality?: | A mass delusion |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Twice as many as the number of holes in the Albert Hall |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Yes. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | The Clinton question is fast becoming moot. Bush should be
removed from office and beaten with tire irons repeatedly. |
| Name: | SuSiEpoOs |
| E-mail address: | CHEESESK8@MAILCITY.COM |
| Alias: | sir beezlee wenis! |
| Homepage URL: | http://poopilicous.homestead.com/poop.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | give me all your cheese! I want to be able to bask in it! anything less would be unsivalized. |
| What is reality?: | yipes stripes fruit striped gum! it's the wild and crazy one! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | would you like fries with that ? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | mmm fiber-optic earlobs |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | wooow! fun fun kool test, I did surprisingly well don't
ya think soupy! tut tut, cheerios! no nipples I have no nipples! Man titties ahhhh ha ha Cx cheese is love Cx ----E *pokes you with her trust fork geane* ...did i mention you loved it. |
| Name: | LittleMuse |
| E-mail address: | phobeplatypus@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | she who lives vicariously |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | a diversion to sustain my procrastination |
| What is reality?: | a delivered pizza, the morning after |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | walri? there aren't any! paul's dead! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | who's earlobe are you calling fiber optic?! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: |
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| Name: | idleblue |
| E-mail address: | idleblue@liespeopletell.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.liespeopletell.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | everything |
| What is reality?: | nothing |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 12 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Check out www.LiesPeopleTell.com for strange stories and
hot pics! |
| Name: | Caroling Victory Bottom-Of-A-Tree |
| E-mail address: | dacilielBADSPAMNOCOOKIE@aol.com |
| Alias: | Tory |
| Homepage URL: | i am a wimp and have no homepage |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your hair! YES, your hair! |
| What is reality?: | thhe peak of the parabolic curve of a really good reality-altering jump |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | it depends on what you mean by "cardboard box". there aren't walri in boxes, but there are walri in obscure sexual idioms. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *insert strong east estonian accent here* can i lick it? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | what's with the pulldown menus, you bloke? also remember
that orange is never word in red and the guestbook is only temporary in the sands of time that drift away into the black hole of reality and really big jumps. enjoy your wild jungle toaster sex, m' |
| Name: | Yes |
| E-mail address: | MaLE |
| Alias: | Wrecks the wonderman |
| Homepage URL: | http://666.666.666.666 |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | a cure for caranorectal inversion |
| What is reality?: | a tootache |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | contents sold by weight, not volume |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it is hot in 'ear |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Lucinda |
| E-mail address: | somewhere@somewhere-else.com |
| Alias: | muahahaha... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Inky! |
| What is reality?: | Isn't it somewhere in Michigan or something? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | A much more interesting question would be, why aren't there more walri in an average cardboard box? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I think it's the giant radioactive squirrel in the corn |