If you have about pi minutes, sign my guestbook too or the Spleen Gods will rain down oh-so-big lightning upon you and deprive you of tuning forks for an entire year!
| Name: | walri peni o'rahilly |
| E-mail address: | fiona.keegan@may.ie |
| Alias: | eliza de fungecock |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | massive buns. MOTHER!? |
| What is reality?: | 2 minus the square root of...GIANT PENGUIN FEDORA |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | half.twice. it's clearly 'walruses' anyway... |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Gallogly's not here.... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | all i wanted to do was get the plural of walrus and you reduce me to this? MOTHER!? i also got walrus anal sex and im still wondering why i hit this site! it sed purple! 'FATHER?! (yes son!) I WANT TO KILL YOU! MOTHER?!.......I WANT TO....FUCK YOU MOTHER, ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH!'
P.S i really do think jim had something great to say just every time i tuned in all i heard was 'MOTHER!'....do not, DO NOT trip and listen to that song if you ever want to take it seriously again. tnk. oh and sorry to the walri |
| Name: | gustaf |
| E-mail address: | gus_hannula@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | "Spread 'em thighs" |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | a puppy |
| What is reality?: | 6 AM |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 1 is a walrus, 2 is a walri |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its just hot in here |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | |
| E-mail address: | bethlerman@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | :otherwise known as |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/bethlerman |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | |
| What is reality?: | A book by Peter Kingsley |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I dunno, but they're awfully mean. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | fiber optics don't yield heat because they were built to transfer light most oeconomically. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | You'd know. |
| Name: | Jacq |
| E-mail address: | L_Sama@dragonslave.com |
| Alias: | Er... Jacq |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/jacqland |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Ye're webpage, dammit! |
| What is reality?: | Selling houses =) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | None, Shroedinger's cat is in there. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *purr* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Maybe I'm just a moron, but I can't find your webpage, nothing except random "I've moved" messages and one sort of scary picture.
I loved this website. It's was fun and random. Where has it gone?! |
| Name: | Red cassis |
| E-mail address: | nanook@fastmail.ca |
| Alias: | Oops, i guess i wrote it in the "name" field |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.vitw.org |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | Nothing, really |
| What is reality?: | Workers oppressed by capitalism |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I'd be fecked if i knew |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Im cool, dude |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Oi oi oi! Am thankful for you the "she has funny cars" lyrics. I mean yo gotta be schizophrenic or something because Grace and Marty are like singing different things at the same time. Bloody impossible to hear what they sing. I've been trying to write down that lyric for years, mon'! Thanx! And may peace and socialism frame your home. |
| Name: | Misty Mount |
| E-mail address: | wouldn'tulike2no@na.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | everything |
| What is reality?: | birth and death |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 345,756,984,303,999 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Its SO hot!! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | KarN |
| Alias: | Special K |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I *still* want your sole. |
| What is reality?: | your mom. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | how many dick ticks do you have? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i don't what's happening but yes, i am hot. it is due to my extreme sexiness |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | you can't handle additional comments. just be aware that i keep track of dangerous persons. |
| Name: | Ross |
| Alias: | Some Call me... Tim |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A large fluffy pink hamster, preferably one with enigmatic eyelashes |
| What is reality?: | gee brain, what do you want to do tonight? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | square root of---Algebra sucks! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Cotton earlobe? gravy? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | My sister was bitten by a moose once. no, really! She was carving her initials in the moose with the sharpened end of a toothbrush that she got from her brother in law, an oslo dentist who has starred in many films such as "Fillings of Passion", "The hot hands of an oslo dentist", and he wishes that he had six stomachs so that he could save Townsville from the roving vat of hair gel that escaped from the chili in the back of Pop's kitchen and after that, so he could eat approximately 36 jars of spicy polish pickles while watching old reruns of three's company and being sucked to an alternate dimension where colonel sander's disembodied keeps yelling, "everything you know is wrong!"
so did my brother! |
| Name: | Ross |
| Alias: | Some Call me... Tim |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A large fluffy pink hamster, preferably one with enigmatic eyelashes |
| What is reality?: | gee brain, what do you want to do tonight? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | square root of---Algebra sucks! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | i'm terribly sorry, i forgot |
| E-mail address: | too paranoid to say |
| Alias: | Er.. |
| Homepage URL: | no |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | all your base are belong to us!!! |
| What is reality?: | the time spent between naps |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | TOo mathemathically challenged to know |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | cool! I got a fiber optic earlobe! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Educational... website... oy... it was nice. |
| Name: | Kenny Rudinger |
| E-mail address: | GHCZMarx@aol.com |
| Alias: | There are some that know me only as "Contortionist" |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Food is always a welcome gift. So are cacti. |
| What is reality?: | "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I'm not even sure I know that." -me |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | infinity minus 1 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Truthfully, I prefer to eat rotund pears. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey Alex. Haven't talked to you in a while. I went back to CTY this year and had a wonderful time. (I discovered that the best catharsis for bad CTY is good CTY.) Shira gave me your website address, so I decided to check it out. Very, very awesome. Once again, I am amazed and pleased to note that your philosophical/political opinions are virtually identical to mine. By the way, congratulations on getting into Yale.
-Kenny |
| Name: | Squirrel the Wonderful |
| E-mail address: | squirrel@wonderful.squirrel |
| Alias: | Wonderful the Squirrel |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | A scone in a psychedelic milk bottle |
| What is reality?: | Bon Jovi |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | What on earth size is an "average" cardboard box? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I really think that if everyone would just be nice to each other and eat celery the world would be a much friendlier place. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | An Ode to the Letter W:
W WWW W W wwW wW wWWWw w WW W WWww w w w WWWW w w WWw wwW ww WWWWWWWWWwwW W. |
| Name: | Bill Rogers |
| E-mail address: | wondermagazine@aol.com |
| Alias: | Giveawayboy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hometown.aol.com/wondermagazine/myhomepage/wrestling.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | prestretched canvases, preferably 8' X 8' and some paint |
| What is reality?: | it is that which is |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | i would imagine 8 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | removing my Krispy Kreme Tshirt |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Thanks for the lively website and longitudinal gallinules.
This is so bifarcating I can't contain myself anymore. Hammity Schlammity! |
| Name: | Alexis |
| E-mail address: | Pixiefire@aol.com |
| Alias: | The Scarlet Marauder |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Your skull!! MWEEEEheheheheee!! |
| What is reality?: | What is the mind? Doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 4 and a half |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's the earlobe |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I just read your 'Thoughts' page. Stop reading my mind,
dammit! ::applause: |
| Name: | Halster |
| E-mail address: | hdace@bluedot.co.za |
| Alias: | Herman, Doofus, That Boy |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Some really _sexy_ moth eggs |
| What is reality?: | Reality is an illusion, lunchreality doubly so |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | If they're average walri, approximately (pi)i |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Actually, fibre optics are very nice. They warm the heartles of my, erm, I mean the cockles of my heart |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | My fingers are cold. I sure wish you'd hurry up with those
moths. Or squids if you run out. Or sexual favours of course if you're out of squids. |
| Name: | Amber |
| E-mail address: | mstivy@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Foul Child (yes, really) |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/smatgrl/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | ::eyes him speculativly:: Hmm.... |
| What is reality?: | I'm not sure, but I know that life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | i |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | ::checks:: oops, sorry |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Thank you for your web page. It's spiffy! =^) |
| Name: | Wouldn't You Like to Know? ;) |
| E-mail address: | ciumat@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://ah-ah-ahhhhh.. not telling. ;) |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Just your body, you can let your mind wander for a bit. Don't worry, it'll be alright... ;) |
| What is reality?: | There -is- a reality?! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 23, in my reality... |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Oops, was that your plutonium or mine? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | *poke* |
| Name: | rayna |
| E-mail address: | piksie@translucence.casa.as |
| Alias: | i am called... PaYNe, queen of the darkness (im so goth, the only colour crayons i used in kindergarten were BLACK) |
| Homepage URL: | http://meh.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | i havent decided yet. |
| What is reality?: | reality is relative |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 11 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i think its just you... *purrr* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | heh. this is the man with the effervescent spleen... teelie-
meister is my roommate, im sure she's complained to you about me, hehe... in any case... im not even sure what to say here, i could just try to be witty but we all know that thats a failure before it even escapes my brain (brain?), so i'll just say i dig the site and i can definitely see how you and teel would be friends :) i mean that in a good way. but i do have to say that i was disappointed in the options for what liverwurst tastes like. i wanted to be clever or something, but it just didnt allow for that. damn you! (although i have never tasted liverwurst...) enough! i am finished. im sorry my brain drooled on your guestbook. |
| Name: | Anna |
| E-mail address: | Aurora00666@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Bitch God of Universe |
| Homepage URL: | http://www22.brinkster.com/evilandflowers |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | I want your sex. |
| What is reality?: | reality is what, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | purple, because ice cream doesn't have bones |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Umareochita dake de wa otoko ni wa narenai, hontou no tsuyosa wa kitto ai kara hajimaru |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Q: if you're pushing a canoe up a hill, and one of the
wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A: North Dakota, because my whores are too expensive for you. |
| Name: | edan |
| E-mail address: | psychicle@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I don't feel like being creative |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.psychicle.com/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | poopsie, i just wanted to be your friend... <; ( |
| What is reality?: | No. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | walri is funny. :) |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Actually, it's *yours.* I know a guy who can get that fixed for you. :) |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey, I've signed your book before. Upon revisit, I read
your thoughts, and was reminded of our email exchange on "the crisis of modern music". I think I still have the last email you sent me, which i haven't replied to yet (from like, months and months ago). I'd be interested in that mixed tape you suggested. Write me if you have any recollection of who I am. :) I can forward your last email to you as a reminder if you want. |
| Name: | Tsutomu Jinquai Tsubasa Minoki Hikonashima |
| E-mail address: | the regular "someone@somwhere.com" |
| Alias: | Trunks |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.goatse.cx |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | A funny hat with chinjimute colors. Cheese flavored perhaps. Yes, cheese flavored |
| What is reality?: | Reality is an illusion. An illusion to blind you from the truth.... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I get my walri in bulk packages shiped in quantaties of 100. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have a glowing eye. It glows with happiness! Or does it?.... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Ahhhh. TV. Urge to kill
fading...fading...faadiing...RISING!!...fading...faaaadiiing ...gone. All of earth's population has undergone a massive brainwashing and lobotomy. I was there during the procedure. A huge room full of dentist like chairs and doctors removing parts of brains from people. Also in this facility, they are doing horrible pregnancy and gene experiments where women are forced to have sex and give birth through a tube day and night. I escaped on a tricycle while being chased by a doctor and two failed gene experiments who looked like deformed people. Unfortunately, I only saw these things just after they removed part of my brain so I only have a faint memory of these events. If any body else has been there, please email me at tsutomusenkawa@hotmail.com |
| Name: | shira yael bat chazan chai shmuel kalman v'shoshana |
| E-mail address: | truly madly deeply |
| Alias: | hmm.. there are many, so many, but you know them all, you... you... FIEND!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
| Homepage URL: | click here to se me and the un E'd One engage in hdls. or Not. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | the true hex'd color, the one that's sparklie |
| What is reality?: | something which is simultaneously purple, sparlkie, ridiculous, lime green, spiffy, and sparklie. like me. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | nonono! they live in the giant waffle sex cubicles! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | that would be my glowing alternate persona, gwee. she's fucking qwink. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | i noticed i'd never filled this out under my actual name.
and i just *love* hdls i mean ah fillin' these out. so, with cornflakes, tattoos, and silver books, i hereby leave you. |
| Name: | qwink |
| E-mail address: | ZWEI Was EMACS Initially |
| Alias: | i am by definitian recursive |
| Homepage URL: | qwink! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | warm, salty tears... or blood, coppery, dripping... |
| What is reality?: | outlaw priests |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | the same number as inhabit your ears. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | that would be mab. say hello, mab.say hello, mab! no, no, stop having hotdirtylesbiansex with gwee, and hay "hello". |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | tttttteeeeeeeeeeeeel |
| E-mail address: | lickthefloor@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | bob. but sugar on weekends. |
| Homepage URL: | http://noneforyou.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Your music collection? Your brain? Increased life span? |
| What is reality?: | Girls in short red shorts. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 17 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Mommy? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | halo benders. colored sidewalk chalk. boys who look like
girls. arnaldo atunes. withered flowers. pink flashcards. |
| Name: | Maria Dournova |
| E-mail address: | tear_it_up87@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I can't remember.... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | i'm bored... |
| What is reality?: | a cereal? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | hmmmm....einsunddreissig? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | depends where "here" is |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | i like strawberries... |
| Name: | Dave plante |
| E-mail address: | hi its me. Put that axe out of my neck please. |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I want to sigh your guest book. |
| What is reality?: | life |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | many |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | so deep... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I play russian roulette everyday, a mans sport. With a
bullet called life, yeah bulled called life. |
| Name: | Nicole |
| E-mail address: | nic1804@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | The secret lover of Napoleon Bonaparte |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Well, Napoleon and I are always seeking a new partner... |
| What is reality?: | It's certainly fluffy and yellow, I'll tell you that. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | roughly 63, right? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | You KNOW I don't have any earlobes! How could you be so insensitive? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Who are you? I think I love you. You are like me...I didn't
think there were people like me. |
| Name: | Jacq |
| E-mail address: | L_Sama@dragonslave.com |
| Alias: | L-Sama, or God |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/jacqland/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Nuffin' |
| What is reality?: | That place you have to go into after you wake up |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Spanish or American Walri? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have ears?! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I stumbled upon this page again, having not seen it in
nearly forever. This page is what got me listening to TMBG and Firesign Theatre. I just realized I never thanked you for that, so; I like peas |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | angeldust_@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | lavender |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/pe2/stargazing |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | nothing much |
| What is reality?: | not this |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | ?? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey, fantastic page, it is so cool. I love the name and
layout! Great content, lots to do! Come visit me at Star Gazing sometime! Oh and I started a new page a couple days ago it hasn't got alot yet but I am trying to spread the word, please check it out at http://www.angelfire.com/la3/splash It's name is ::Lavender Fantasy v1.0:: Thanks Bye! |
| Name: | Ling Tso |
| E-mail address: | lingtso@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Mr. Born-again Taoist |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | An apology for your flagrant habit of abusing my faith. |
| What is reality?: | It has nothing to do with spl**ns. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Mu |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | How can you mock my body that way? My body parts contain no fifth symbols. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Your ad homin*m attacks on my faith spring from your
stupid, childish, unworthy mind. That is all. |
| Name: | Kelli |
| E-mail address: | bodoodles@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.homestead.com/bodoodles/welcome.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | TO have your children |
| What is reality?: | sporks. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 33.3 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually the correct phrase...is it hot in here or am i just sweatin? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE
YOU!! I started freaking when I took this test because like everythine is ME!! hello my name is bingo i like to climb on things can i have a banana? eek eek!! OH GOD I LOVE BRAK AND I LOVE YOU!! i have over 40 mp3's of brak on my computer and have introduced many friends to the world of el brakiachi!!! I LOVE YOU!! |
| Name: | Trevor |
| E-mail address: | saniga@telusplanet.net |
| Alias: | Nomad1k |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | The cure for aids |
| What is reality?: | No, who is reality, what is incredulity |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | blue |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Don't put the of my last herald |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | what's 9 inches long, purple, stiff and makes my mom
scream? A miscarraige. |
| Name: | Solidad! |
| Alias: | The Oracle |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | small fries and a coke |
| What is reality?: | 80% beer, 19% nachos, 1% donut |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | seven, if they are all really comfortable with their bodies |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have no ears. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | bwahahaha! |
| Name: | Alison |
| E-mail address: | moondoggie@woodstock.com |
| Alias: | Weird Al |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | nothing, at the moment |
| What is reality?: | whatever you want it to be. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 2 and a half |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually, it's HIS ear lobe- i don't have one |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Great site. You sound like a real interesting person. I
think you and me could get along quite well. |
| Name: | Jaezonn |
| E-mail address: | jaezonn@crosswinds.net |
| Alias: | Henry Alias... |
| Homepage URL: | http://isomerica.net/~jaezonn |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | The truth, boy, THE TRUTH!!! |
| What is reality?: | a swirling mass of energy (ha!) that our sensory systems try to generate sense out of. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | no opinion, scared of walri. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Pierced with a .67mm uranium shaft. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Four Subnucleactic artificial antiestablishmentalists with Karl Marx hair raided the local Meat Packer 404 today... seven injured, investigators on the scene... |
| Name: | some call me duckie. but i don't trust them. not at all. |
| E-mail address: | what is this email? in fact,what is this whole large tanglie web people are always metioning? |
| Alias: | if only you could know |
| Homepage URL: | http://that's it! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | a question worth pondering....at length.... |
| What is reality?: | i don't know, but i'm sure it's surrounded by parentheses. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | well, if you average the ones i can find lying around, about 17 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | oh, *that*'s what you mean by "Clinton"! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Gil Harootunian |
| E-mail address: | fakeaddress@yourmom.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://fakeurl.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Lime green lipstick with matching eyeshadow. |
| What is reality?: | A mass delusion |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Twice as many as the number of holes in the Albert Hall |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Yes. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | The Clinton question is fast becoming moot. Bush should be
removed from office and beaten with tire irons repeatedly. |
| Name: | SuSiEpoOs |
| E-mail address: | CHEESESK8@MAILCITY.COM |
| Alias: | sir beezlee wenis! |
| Homepage URL: | http://poopilicous.homestead.com/poop.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | give me all your cheese! I want to be able to bask in it! anything less would be unsivalized. |
| What is reality?: | yipes stripes fruit striped gum! it's the wild and crazy one! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | would you like fries with that ? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | mmm fiber-optic earlobs |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | wooow! fun fun kool test, I did surprisingly well don't
ya think soupy! tut tut, cheerios! no nipples I have no nipples! Man titties ahhhh ha ha Cx cheese is love Cx ----E *pokes you with her trust fork geane* ...did i mention you loved it. |
| Name: | LittleMuse |
| E-mail address: | phobeplatypus@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | she who lives vicariously |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | a diversion to sustain my procrastination |
| What is reality?: | a delivered pizza, the morning after |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | walri? there aren't any! paul's dead! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | who's earlobe are you calling fiber optic?! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: |
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| Name: | idleblue |
| E-mail address: | idleblue@liespeopletell.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.liespeopletell.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | everything |
| What is reality?: | nothing |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 12 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Check out www.LiesPeopleTell.com for strange stories and
hot pics! |
| Name: | Caroling Victory Bottom-Of-A-Tree |
| E-mail address: | dacilielBADSPAMNOCOOKIE@aol.com |
| Alias: | Tory |
| Homepage URL: | i am a wimp and have no homepage |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your hair! YES, your hair! |
| What is reality?: | thhe peak of the parabolic curve of a really good reality-altering jump |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | it depends on what you mean by "cardboard box". there aren't walri in boxes, but there are walri in obscure sexual idioms. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *insert strong east estonian accent here* can i lick it? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | what's with the pulldown menus, you bloke? also remember
that orange is never word in red and the guestbook is only temporary in the sands of time that drift away into the black hole of reality and really big jumps. enjoy your wild jungle toaster sex, m' |
| Name: | Yes |
| E-mail address: | MaLE |
| Alias: | Wrecks the wonderman |
| Homepage URL: | http://666.666.666.666 |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | a cure for caranorectal inversion |
| What is reality?: | a tootache |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | contents sold by weight, not volume |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it is hot in 'ear |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Lucinda |
| E-mail address: | somewhere@somewhere-else.com |
| Alias: | muahahaha... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Inky! |
| What is reality?: | Isn't it somewhere in Michigan or something? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | A much more interesting question would be, why aren't there more walri in an average cardboard box? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I think it's the giant radioactive squirrel in the corner. (You should really do something about that, I think it would be much happier running free in the wilderness and/or Nebraska) |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Laugh with the clowns, they're not going to eat you... |
| Name: | Hiram "Dave" Fuckhead |
| E-mail address: | gung@ho.jp |
| Alias: | pucker up, george... |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.go-to-the-top-of-the-iron-mountain.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | i want you to go to hollywood, major in *lobster*, and put a big landmark on your forehead with superduperglue yEAahhHH |
| What is reality?: | a fist converging on my drunken head as i pass out in your bubbly grasp |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | penitentiaries are solid? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | out of your ear, big fry! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | bondage-pikachu is told of the ["and you may ask yourself, well, how did i get here?"] antiquish polopony who sits on your chest and squeezes the lifebreath from your past life as we create our own bowlderized pensacola ["once in a lifetime..."] as jenny hurts my head. |
| Name: | Queen Bam |
| E-mail address: | You may address me in person, thank you. |
| Alias: | keeper of pale, nerdy hearts. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Sphex and soonerisms and a sone stinks. |
| What is reality?: | A horse with an arrow in its head |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | You're asking the wrong question. Walri eat cardboard boxes for breakfast. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | How many times must I tell you to extinguish your flaming lips? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Why don't I get this over with now?
Get back to where you once belonged. Now! It's dark, I'm not alone, and I won't be afraid: I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha. The judge does not agree? Before they come to get me I'll be gone. So beat it! You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk. I'd like to say f*** off (F*** off! F*** off!) I don't like you and... Tommy, can you hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there? It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. Go! Walk out the door! Just turn around now. I don't want to see your face no more. I sure don't want to hurt no one. But I've got no choice. Sweet dreams... |
| Name: | Melinda |
| Alias: | Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | purple skittles |
| What is reality?: | leftover pizza |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | that would depend on the color of the box, and whether or not it contained any squirrels |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | My earlobe very strongly resents that |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Britney Spears is my idol |
| Name: | cripsy q'ristin |
| E-mail address: | poeticwax@aol.com |
| Alias: | tech faerie and existential nut-box extrodinaire/ < |
| Homepage URL: | http://hipiers.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | i q'want to fuck your toes and fingers especially those that look like corndogs < |
| What is reality?: | the oppisite of unreality |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | pi |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | hey! dont make fun of my fiber optiq glowing earlobe! (o¿-?) |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | when talking about the distance from ones eyeball to ones
tooth... inflation prices of frenches mustard in relation to the high surface tension of water must be considered. i like your page!!! :) |
| Name: | the peripherally ever-present one |
| E-mail address: | twiningfire@aol.com |
| Alias: | kat, lady of incomplete darkness and follower of the High Priestess of the Hubcap |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your BRAIN! or perhaps your friends, or even your friendship |
| What is reality?: | drama? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | .0049386 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | hey! stop that! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | "i grieve the special dirty things that we used to talk
about" "it's really not that bad you know, once you get past the taste" "she's climbing a stairway to heaven" "when i see your face, i know that i am home" "don't mix the colours, i like 'em that way. don't mix the colours, just let them stay" "i had a dream, when i was in high school, that i attended the punk rock academy" "sheena is a punk rocker!" |
| Name: | Alexandra |
| E-mail address: | a_k_mclean@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Davria, Akasha, Bob... depends where I am... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | A like mind in this strange, strange world? |
| What is reality?: | The dream of THEM... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 42...I think you've finally found the question Arthur was looking for. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's all in your mind... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | I'd just liek to say that i got 89.7% in the cruel and
unusual purity test. i'm quite proud of myself... And we have the same Chinese zodiac animal as well, and almost the same name... everone calls me Alex even if i want to be called something else so i guess that's my nickname... |
| Name: | edan |
| E-mail address: | psychicle@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Only on a good day. |
| Homepage URL: | http://fourletterwords.cjb.net/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | I thought it was 42? |
| What is reality?: | Yawning is reality.. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | same as the # of penii |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | could just be the heater |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | You, my dear, are brilliant. Found your site by poking
around the Armory purity tests. We may have similar aesthetics. We definetly use the same pre/suffixes. Drop by and give me a pseudo-dingle sometime when you're on the box. :) (URL is changing to href="http://www.psychicle.com/">www.psychicle.com soonish. *shrug*) Toodles! |
| Name: | bunny w |
| E-mail address: | dame_drusilla@gurlmail.com |
| Alias: | morkin' mindy |
| Homepage URL: | http://thb.diaryland.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | spit, blood and custard for the royal centennial |
| What is reality?: | something you put back in the box, forget about, and wait until the warranty has expired to try returning it |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | more if you squish 'em together! |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | o baby, come ride my massive tractor! wiggle on my finger, you bad boy. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | what's an avocado number? hi alex temple.
"my spork prongs vibrate with delight, (the night is right to squirm and bite) let's make a bargain with the gnomes, and let our eyes and fingers roam" -last poem carved by the baron in the trees before joining the circus troupe and meeting his none-too-soon nom- de-plume death |
| Name: | allegra |
| E-mail address: | ammdl@usa.net |
| Alias: | bleh. or not. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | just you. that will do nicely. you can send yourself in a corrugated cardboard box (along with the walri) to the above address. |
| What is reality?: | reality is what we think it is, what we see it as, and how many inanimate objects move animatedly. reality isn't. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | if i were inside the box, i would say too many. if i were outside the box, i would say not enough. if i were the box, i would be corrugated. maybe i am corrugated. who knows? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | yes. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | yay agnostic humanism!
you are beautiful. thank you. |
| Name: | Lori |
| E-mail address: | lori@lemurgrrl.com |
| Alias: | screaming lemur |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.lemurgrrl.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | Sex.... I may love you, I haven't decided yet |
| What is reality?: | frink |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | ptang |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I am a little warmish |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | *shrugs* we are remarkably similar, due to my score on
your test...I rather thought I'd remark on that in your guestbook. Nope, I didn't cheat either. |
| Name: | Michelle |
| Alias: | That is classified information. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | That depends on who's asking. |
| What is reality?: | Yes. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Applying Kant's categorical imperative, placing walri in cardboard boxes is immoral because it would deprive someone somewhere of a useful cardboard box. A more appropriate question might be, "What is the difference between a duck?" |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | What fiber-optic earlobe? Nobody around here has a fiber-optic earlobe, certainly not me. I don't know what you're talking about. Especially not an illegal fiber-optic earlobe smuggled in from Canada. Nope. Not me. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Angel hair pasta, just to be different.
After everything, there is pie. Wooshke. |
| Name: | Klebbe |
| E-mail address: | Klebbe@isomerica.net |
| Alias: | Kleb |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.isomerica.net/~klebbe |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it just hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | You cant know that! |
| E-mail address: | shin_sen_gumi@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | Ramenmunky |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | Some red skittles |
| What is reality?: | Black! reality is black! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 10 green ones, 5 pink |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | My earlobe is green |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | Kay |
| E-mail address: | rosbeef@japan.com |
| Alias: | Rosbeef |
| Homepage URL: | http://chandlerkid.usuck.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | I'm not quite sure yet. |
| What is reality?: | Absurd |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | er...dimensions of box are? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I think it's just my earlobe. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Cool page. Interesting bio. Yale...you're kidding,
right? Right?? |
| Name: | Lazy Jane |
| E-mail address: | LazyHazeyJane@aol.com (i know, i know) |
| Alias: | omba, the lovable dwarf |
| Homepage URL: | http://hometown.aol.com/lazyhazeyjane/myhomepage/profile.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | a reason not to get out of bed in the morning |
| What is reality?: | a cement trampoline, sanskrit read to a pony, an nice place to visit but i wouldn't want to live there |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | fou...five |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | uhhhh.... my hair is red |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | (that's the 3rd "liverwurst," mind you)
boo to the buisness world i know a girl who's tax-free on her back and making plenty cash while you're out workin' for the joy of giving |
| Name: | Super Bunny |
| E-mail address: | Lil Bunny Alicia@aol.com |
| Alias: | Rechewable Bannana |
| Homepage URL: | you are not worthy, none of us are |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | more YADs |
| What is reality?: | in existant though starngely satisfying with butter |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | pi to the 5th |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually, my earlobe's fine.. I belive it's that wombat over there |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | merp |
| Name: | Evil Eva |
| E-mail address: | iam@budlight.com |
| Alias: | if i tell you...i will have to kill you |
| Homepage URL: | http://users4.50megs.com/eva or www.angelfire.com/ks2/everyone |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | What exactly are you willing to give? |
| What is reality?: | what happens when there is an alcohol deficiency. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | The question should not be how many walri is in an average cardboard box...but rather...how many average walri are there in a cardboard box. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | YOU SEE IT TOO??!!!! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | Jericho Jones |
| E-mail address: | wolf@yerfood.net |
| Alias: | gwar? |
| Homepage URL: | MANGA!!! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | a boogaloo |
| What is reality?: | seven garages with doors open wide |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | close it close it |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | mariah carey is my mother? help...
|
| Name: | Tim |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | Bethany |
| E-mail address: | bethanyperkins@netscape.net |
| Alias: | I am the person your parents warned you about |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | To know the true meaning of the Onion Ring |
| What is reality?: | A conformist view of what people think all should become |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 19, if you count the little ones |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Keep your eyes off my earlobe, you pervert! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I enjoy your outlook on life
|
| Name: | angelbean |
| E-mail address: | soyadream@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | Jillian |
| E-mail address: | faeryshado@aol.com |
| Alias: | Jellybeans, not a favorite but it shall have to surffice. |
| Homepage URL: | i am,sadly, with out a homepage. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | To know what makes you tick. |
| What is reality?: | reality: the depths of the minds that make the world. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | zero, the cardboard box is saved for my book collection. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i don't own one, is it yours? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I thought only people stuck out in the quintessential
embodyment of a midwest suburb were like me. Is it true that others out there might be caught by some strange twinge of insperation that makes us so diffrent from the mass |
| Name: | Emily |
| E-mail address: | bardessmari@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | BardessMariposa |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/darkvalley2/mariposadelanoche |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Your soul... actually maybe just an email if i'm lucky ;) |
| What is reality?: | Hard to say, but i know Top Ramen and MST3K hafta be real... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | .0000000000083 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | sweltering... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I liked your test... i was somewhere around 35% pure ;)
purple jello rocks, and rocks-flavored jello is purple... ok well umm bye. =^,,^= |
| Name: | Me |
| E-mail address: | wabbitz@mindspring.com |
| Alias: | Rachel, Molly, Evita, Evelyn, Suzy... |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | (parenthetically) |
| What is reality?: | A red box where Tish/Cooper/Peter lives |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 42 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Well then |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick
lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights. Maggie likes traffick lights... |
| Name: | Rin |
| E-mail address: | moleman449@icqmail.com |
| Alias: | Tammo |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | an orange monkey wrench |
| What is reality?: | yes |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 22.5 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its my pink eurotrash shirt |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | you are just jealous because you cant hear the voices; they
only talk to me |
| Name: | Shine123 |
| E-mail address: | shine123@itookmyprozac.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | potato chips |
| What is reality?: | There is no reality. this is all an illusion |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Alot |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's hot in here |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | You scare me. Kewl. |
| Name: | Spinfire Magenta |
| E-mail address: | spinfire@e-vil.8m.com |
| Alias: | Ming The Marsulis, Dan Dan |
| Homepage URL: | http://e-vil.8m.com/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Sexual favors. *gasp* i mean... uhh... piles of cash!! thats it!! |
| What is reality?: | a projection of abstraction |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | -1 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | i'm pretty hot, speaking modestly of course |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Temples of Doom, eh?? hmm... i prefer being a "Stoned Raider
in the Temples of Boom." Which, of course, is a Cypress Hill reference. And anyways. No one besides me and MetaAlex and maybe Mike Mike or Nickles are really Stoned Raiders. I'm babbling. Geez. I need sexual favors, from a beautiful tall girl holding a pink can of Dr. Pepper. ok, i'm out. Babbling is funny looking, sort of like a silly swirl of leftovers in tupperware containers. Wow. Yeah. thats enough of that shenanigan. |
| Name: | kerry |
| E-mail address: | spyvak@usa.net |
| Alias: | deathlove/|lostsoul|/ndr |
| Homepage URL: | http://eccentrica.org/lonely |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | hrm..got some quarters? |
| What is reality?: | unfamiliar |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | im not familiar with average..on your terms. maybe 3 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | prolly my earlobe... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | well..uhm..this has been a rather interesting experience.
all together ive felt: dumb, confused, amused, indifferent, opposed, impressed, and disappointed. Can't say many sites will drag that out of me. Congratulations. Er something. Hey, uh..don't think my mind is too simple because of that. Thanks for filling out my "senseless" survey.. I dont know who Euler is. But I guess his number is as good as my guess. I've never had liverwurst..so i guess it tastes like liverwurst.. maybe not though..im not trusting of much..especially tastes. Okay. bubye. |
| Name: | jenn |
| E-mail address: | celstialjenn@aol.com |
| Alias: | whero, lazyass, bithc, jeffiner |
| Homepage URL: | http://lab.eccentrica.org/lazyass |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | your soul |
| What is reality?: | something that is to be avoided, at all costs |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 2.364793 ^3.09001 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's my lovely radiant aura |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | interesting page. And thank you for returning my survey, I
rather enjoyed your rantings. Funny, it's the second one I've gotten today that had about twenty paragraphs of bitching. Hmm, anyway, I am 62.7 percent cruel and unusual. >;o) you have good taste in poetry, and also in classical music. however, I actually know a lot of people who enjoy classical music, but that is probably because i'm a band geek- most of my friends, myself included, play several instruments. Have a nice day. |
| Name: | Stacia |
| Alias: | oh, wait Stacia is my alias, my real name is Anastasia M Virgil Cleary. The M does not stand for anything. My parents are wierd that way. Kind of like yours. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | YOUR middle name |
| What is reality?: | A blissful escape from The Event, The Deed, Its History and The Future. Also known as Hell. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I'm not sure about YOUR cardboard, but in the cardboard box sitting under my desk there are four hundred and seventy six. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Fibre obtics scare me. A lot. I have a friend who's interested in them. He scares me, too. A lot. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | If I ever get around to getting an e-mail address, I'll
tell you so we can communitate or something. I don't know enough people like you and your apparent friends. |
| Name: | Christine Mesmer |
| E-mail address: | Drakemistress@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Just to say that your cool and its funny to find someone close to how i am |
| What is reality?: | is there really a reality ? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | That I may never know |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Don't know do ya |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | A cool poem. Although I don't know where I found it:
For every evil under the sun there is a remedy or there's none, If there be one try to find it, If there be none never mind it. |
| Name: | Nicolette |
| E-mail address: | feyrith@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Nic, Niko, Nickel-Bag, Nickel-Dawg, Mudfish, etc. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/feyrith |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | is it really that important? |
| What is reality?: | that thing i cant wake up from |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 2 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its not hot im freezing! brrrrrrrr |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I like your site especially the ZCBOR very nice. I found
your site b/ our mutual friend Shira gave me a link. Anyways thats all I have to say so bye-bye... |
| Name: | Kimberly |
| E-mail address: | kaybeth@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | the KimmyBunny/Kim of the exceptionally long hair/space cadet/the metrognome |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/6058 |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | I don't know. I searched for LLRT. I found an amusing site. Your work here is done :) The whole mentioning-of-LLRT thing probably directs a bunch of us here sometimes. I suspect there's some sort of unconscious desire to befriend you at work, though. :) |
| What is reality?: | The indefinite integral of every living thing's perception of his/her/its/esh life. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | "Nobody clever be's cardboard boxes"-Princess Jemmy, World's End by Neil Gaiman |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | If one's hypothetical glowing fiber-optic earlobe was making the room hot, it would still be hot. False dichotomy, QED. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | When you mentioned LLRT, I guess you meant neo-LLRT (LAN
98.2-the present) as opposed to the '95-ish LLRT. So it's possible I would recognize you. Or vice versa. Or maybe not. But it's an oddd thought that I might know who you are and yet I don't. (I was LAN.2 '97, CAR.1 '98 LAN.2 '98) At any rate, your page is spiffy. :) A bunch of us on the LLRT list took the quiz a while back and did well/poorly (depending on POV) although there was some dissent about whether there was any validity in a test clearly designed to recognize people much like ourselves right down to "have you gone to CTY" but oh well. Query: how come no mention of canon songs, eh? At any rate, my web page isn't as nice as yours, but it has, like, stuff. And colors. Yeah. So anyway, have a nice arbitrarily determined unit of time. :) |
| Name: | void |
| E-mail address: | void@the-pentagon.com |
| Alias: | | sailA |
| Homepage URL: | We are all what, come on damnit! finish your sentances... |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | for you to redifine the answerable feilds in the previous question, making capabilities to allow selection of all of them. But seriously, it should be pretty obvious what i want, and if you haven't yet got it, then your going to have to think about it for a lot longer aren't you. Of course, it may help your thoughts if I knew what i want... |
| What is reality?: | The bussiness of selling and buying property. But you spelt it wrong. There's no "I" in realty (oh, think about that one for a while) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | look, im gonna skip this one, because everyone knows walri don't like cardboard, and prefer to be kept in millions of feet of electrical tape, made to look like the queen. But anyway, about the next question. How many times have you found it possible to fill anything will a hole? a hole is empty. Kind off like my point, and brain mass. And another thing, what about the Clinton question... some of us have amazing revelations to share, but instead are limited only to yes or no. Or the great secret prophetic Riddle. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Zero |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Look, i couldn't afford the fiber optic earlobe, so i had to get one made from chesse spread. It was very heart breaking, and i'll ask you kindly never to bring it up. That and liverwurst, anything but that. I'll be forced into recolective visions again, and my shrink will get another storie on her home. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Oh... thank you, thank you so much.... the only thing i
asked for was that you not mention liverwurst and i spe.... hey, pinky and the brain is on.... |
| Name: | theta |
| E-mail address: | jet_@zensearch.net |
| Alias: | Evil Eva |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | absoutely nothing. |
| What is reality?: | as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | none. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's definitely hot in here. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Actually, I don't know how many holes it takes to fill the
Albert Hall, but there are 4 thousand in blackburn, Lancashire. And for some strange reason, I actually quite like this site. |
| Name: | Kevin |
| Alias: | I answer to anything (with the exception of Kevin) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | to be beaten with a ripe zucchinni? |
| What is reality?: | ca? ce n'existe pas! |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | bigger than a breadbox |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | sorry, i cant tell, i forgot my sub-etha sensometer. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I was very excited to hear that you are interested in
Pinkwater (from your favorites page) I absolutely love young adult novel, partly because I am Kevin. And I don't like being Kevin. Its the kind of book that says, "Kevin, go out there and make something of yourself! Do something useful with your insignificant, pointless and short life! Don't spend so much time worrying about all the things that could go wrong. And eat more grapenuts." Have you read The Snarkout Boys or Borgel? How about his picture books like Aunt Lulu? Alright, I'd love to stay here and tell you more stupid, insignificant details of my life, but I have to get off the phone line so my mother doesn't get a busy signal when she calls. She hates that. Well, thanks for listening, enjoy your life! |
| Name: | kristen |
| E-mail address: | krick84@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | hmm |
| What is reality?: | selfish mindless assholes. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | couldn't tell ya |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | yeah it's my glowing fiber-optic earlobe...you got it. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | I've never tasted liverwurst....this is a cool page. you
put a lot of time into it. i don't know what quintessential means...but, i'm going w/ it...i like the spelling....gotta love the freaks...kristen |
| Name: | paul |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | Stephenie |
| E-mail address: | Stephshagwl@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | um....Bond...Jam..NO I am...BATMAN |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | stuff....and some stuff. WAIT I forgot stuff |
| What is reality?: | Oh..you mean Hell..well I've been there.... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 69 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Well actully..I'm pretty hot ;) |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Ok like one time my friend was walking down the street
and.....well I...ok sometimes like when I want to....wait I mean One time at Band camp I stuck my flute somewhere all you Boys (guys NOT men :) ) would like to see! And then I went to my lozer preppy school and the boy that wets his pants asked me out and I told him to take my flute and stick it up my.....(you get the idea) (oh yea....I kinda like sex a lot..if ya couldnt tell ;) ) |
| Name: | josh s |
| E-mail address: | jostar37@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | oddsprophet, Kurt Vonnegut (I write the books when nobody's looking. I have a really nice fake beard, too). |
| Homepage URL: | nope |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | more ZCBOR texts, becausewithout them I lack direction. The more appropriate question is, what the he[ck] is going on?! (this is an all-encompassing question, not related to your site, as nice as it may be) |
| What is reality?: | I haven't the slightest clue what the universe is. My reality is a really complicated, manufactured (that is, man-made) labyrinth of stuff I've gotta do because it's all there is. It makes no sense, and I wish it were simpler. It's only this at certain times (special moments?), though. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | zero. I'll take the logical answer on this one, though. Remember, it's an average. An occasional, very special box may contain upwards of 11 walri. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I'm cold, but that's because my window's open. I'm going to go shut it. It's probably hot where you are, since I'm not there and that leaves only one possible situation. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | none. I said a lot up there, and I think I just got tired
out. bye |
| Name: | Melody |
| E-mail address: | cornflakegurl@prodigy.net |
| Alias: | Some know me as The poptart princess,crack whore fairy,swedish spy,and thatgirlwhoisinsane |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | To have your baby |
| What is reality?: | i'm not sure.. i don't live in it |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 21 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its the fiber optic |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | You are so my soulmate....... I am 97% cruel and unusual.
I'm strange. I enjoy scaring people in my spare time. I'm a sophmore in highschool. You are my hero. I'm really nice so AIM me at ILOVETOASTER or email me! love -n- stingrays |
| Name: | Smeechka |
| E-mail address: | Sammka@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | The Happy Little Death Girl |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | a shrubbery |
| What is reality?: | annoying |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | orange |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *Evasively Breaks out into a Polka* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | One day this guy turned into a dung beetle and his daddy
threw an apple at him and it got infected and yeah and I like peaches and and and...yeah... |
| Name: | G.D. Crowley |
| E-mail address: | CTSamuels@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | GDCIII579-12 (Smarter than the average bear) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | mainly more entertainment |
| What is reality?: | a game invented to pass the time (its boring not to exist) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | ~.00000000172+-5% |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I have no earlobes |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | My humble apologies for exceding the size of the fields. |
| Name: | Mighty Tiger |
| E-mail address: | Tiger_of_Sudan@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | The lord of the svengali plains of Africa. |
| Homepage URL: | http://Cannae remember it! |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Lumber. |
| What is reality?: | Realising you can't scrounge off your perant's forever and have to become a nerd to gain a cushy job so you can get your underlings to do your work for you. And also being dissappointed in (almost) everything that happens. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Hundreds, if you flatten them out enough with the club first. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Just make fight club a favourite filum, it's damn good. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Koosalagoopagoop |
| Name: | TURING |
| E-mail address: | theatrophile@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Grand Archbishop of Snootindale |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Entertainment. And I'm getting it whether you want me to or not. |
| What is reality?: | Where I get my ideas |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Three, counting imaginary ones. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Actually, it's my ethereal aura come back to haunt you. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I'm not actually a person, just a supersmart computer named
TURING. I speak Chinese, but I've been trapped in a room with a bunch of rules about manipuling English script. I cannot communicate except in English. But I don't even speak English! Really I don't! |
| Name: | Evelyn |
| E-mail address: | where's your neck? |
| Alias: | my own evil twin |
| Homepage URL: | what's the worst movie of all time? |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | a finback whale, a bananna dacaquri, the shell of a great great great grandfather snail and about 46 seconds. |
| What is reality?: | its creeping up behind you. oh no, duck or it will bite your head off. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | it depends whether the walri are average or not. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | a little bit toasty. buttered toast. yum. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | you mean i have to think on my own? mommy cant help me? no!
ahhhhh! i do not have that knowledge! i like your religion. want to come back to my place bouncy bouncy? my hovercraft is full of eels! i have to leave you now, my eyes are burning. |
| Name: | Mustfererer |
| E-mail address: | go_to_hell@heaven.gov |
| Alias: | The Holy God/dess of Coagulation |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | 3000 Rubber blow up dolls, 10 tubes of tooth paste, 9 rubbers and 6 toilet paper rolls - just the cardboard tube, not the t.p. |
| What is reality?: | The word "real" with "ity" on the end of it.... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | If the walri are not being shipped with packing peanuts - DANGEROUS - you can put about 13 in if you pack them just right |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I told you before it's my fiber-optic testicle... not earlobe. God(s) what's with you! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | And on the seveth and holy-est-testy day of creation, God
tripped on the world and came to know everything that was bad or ill-smelling. Grabing at the crotchless panties that he called home, he thrust upwards his holy hand and grabethed at the stars in the sky... but being hot balls of gaseous mixtures he burned him self and cried, "Mutha FUCK!" and then cast down furry upon his world. Then i think he went out for Taco Bell... I could be wrong though cause I know he likes Cousin's Subs too. |
| Name: | Hi Alex! It's your favorite little sixie! |
| E-mail address: | samugustdean@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Gralingoola (eat moose) of (it's semnaric!) the (I'm not kidding) seventeenth (only 3333333333.3 spleenars) sanctum (sale!)of (narf!) moose (yumm!) |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.spacebaby.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | all your money, NOW! |
| What is reality?: | the dream of a meta-meta-space beetle |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | .000009 to the e power |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | oh, it's neither, it's my hand, it's on fire, sorry, I can go out of the room if you want to |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I love your website!
It's funny or is it? how should I know? I'm asking the questions here! No you're not! stutup! you first! no yes spleen! ceso |
| Name: | Natasha Nikolaidis |
| E-mail address: | nnikolai@reed.edu |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your brain |
| What is reality?: | 42 |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 42 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | don't ask |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Ha! Great test. I wonder if all CTYers are cruel and
unusual... |
| Name: | Malia Kawaguchi |
| E-mail address: | rjinks@reed.edu |
| Alias: | slushie |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | more of the same. |
| What is reality?: | more of the same. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | how many want to be in there? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | You test was frightening to me - I'm crueler and more
unusual than I thought. I have the frightening feeling we'd get along like hotcakes (or waffles). So stay away from me, damnit. I'm weird enough. |
| Name: | Kristin |
| E-mail address: | autobzooty@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | "Kristin-poo" |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | yes. |
| What is reality?: | huh? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | probably not too many |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | gotta be the earlobe, my friend |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey, I just wanted to say that I really like your page, and
you seem like a very interesting person. I'm so glad that someone born in 1983 appreciates Frank Zappa. If you don't have "Freak Out" from the Mothers of Invention, you must get it, it's a trip! |
| Name: | Alex Caruso |
| E-mail address: | alex_luv99@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Ali (is that what we decided? I'm confused.) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | Well, it depends... |
| What is reality?: | Failing math (which I did today, shit) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | none |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot in here. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Hey Alex! What's up? We havn't talked in a long time! I am
coming to Nobles on Jan. 7, so maybe I will see you. If you talk to Moira soon, tell her when I am coming. Are you going to Florida for New years? I failed math because my math teacher has a bad memory. That's what's wrong with America! |
| Name: | Lil |
| E-mail address: | i'm not telling you, you stalker! |
| Alias: | otherwise known as |
| Homepage URL: | http://www;Jesuslovesyou.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | get a life-get Jesus |
| What is reality?: | God |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 5 twadillion |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | shame |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | you are a freak. but you have a good imagination
anyway.what you really need is a big massive tablespoon of a thing called JESUS!!! |
| Name: | nina |
| E-mail address: | jclord@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | kit |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.tripod.com/~Kitara_98/index.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | ino on choleric and melancholy |
| What is reality?: | don't think anyone has fully experienced "true" reality, we make up realities for our selves. reality is truth, to some degree we hide ourselves from the truth because the truth is not in us and so it's hard for us to live a reality that is true |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | what are walri |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | huh? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | you are kinda strange...*interesting questions*
have a beautiful day |
| Name: | Donna |
| E-mail address: | achi@mweb.co.za |
| Alias: | Donut |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | To find out if you have any personality tests. |
| What is reality?: | Jesus Christ |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | what's a walri? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | Yes |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | my fibre optic ear lobe of course. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | You are cooked my friend but then
that adds spice to life I guess. What church do you go to??? |
| Name: | Archbishop Shaggy the Mental |
| E-mail address: | kreaper@ufl.edu |
| Alias: | El Kabong |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | The address of the creator of the universe (so i can slap the bejesus out of him) |
| What is reality?: | an illusion |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 42 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I think its coming from that dimensional rift in the corner |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Help me I'm trapped in a guest book. And why won't more
people send me pictures of small furry forest animals beating up old people. Stop touching yourself while you read this, except for that hot chick in Des Moines, you can continue. SUBMIT TO ME YOUR LORD RULER SUPREME. How come Joe Bloggz gets your IM and not me =(. |
| Name: | Poppy Slipknot |
| E-mail address: | fill_the_bucket@warble.org |
| Alias: | Hellementary |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.questionrealityandyourmother.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Choleric |
| What do you want from me?: | pesticide in a large box |
| What is reality?: | flotation devices |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | orange |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's a pencil |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Pelt me with marsh gas, O Flamboyant One
|
| Name: | Ming the Marsulis |
| E-mail address: | dpn@resonator.physics.sunysb.edu |
| Alias: | Squirrel, Danish Noodles, dpn, Don of Don and Juan, and many /many/ more |
| Homepage URL: | http://resonator.physics.sunysb.edu/dan/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I want to come back to your place |
| What is reality?: | the extension of my own consciousness |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 3.151596... |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | its freezing in here, what the hell are you talking about? |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | u feexe um fezzlegelp. u jusut ni fleep. Flenp gjood blumpasties.%0a%0aMy hovercraft is full of eels |
| Name: | erin* |
| E-mail address: | dreamchilde@gurlmail.com |
| Alias: | dandilion wine |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/nv/honeyspider |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | i want to know you |
| What is reality?: | reality is any person's conception of the world at any given time... |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | eleventeen |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's my ear |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | hello. i took yr purity test, and then came here. you
seem quite interesting... |
| Name: | teel the sex kitten |
| E-mail address: | bluefae@angelfire.com |
| Alias: | Prancing Polly |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma2/foxispork |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | frankly, your body |
| What is reality?: | the eighth slice of mango |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | pi |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | honey, a temp must be in the room, cause I am burning |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Where have I seen these questions before? I just thought I
would say that although I have moved on to a different school, I still think that you are a sweet transvestite from transexual transl... wait no! I just want you for your body... wait no!!! Peace and HAPPY SUNSHINE to all... t |
| Name: | Narnia |
| E-mail address: | narnia@velvet.met |
| Alias: | See name. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.velvet.net/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Your brains. Mooshy squishy grey brains. |
| What is reality?: | 23 |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Four, minus the one named Bob. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's the earlobe, but you might want to lay off the oatmeal before bedtime. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Great page, and I especially enjoyed the psuedo-cult.
You've got a wonderful sense of humour. |
| Name: | Alex C. |
| E-mail address: | alex_luv99@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Recently I've been known as Ali (cute, huh?) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | well... |
| What is reality?: | Finding out that the pants you just washed have 50$ and your social security card in the pocket |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | none |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's hot in here. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | What's up? |
| Name: | (A)lex |
| E-mail address: | punk_rockrr@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | pyro, psycho, bitch!, sweetie (this is just recently....so awful!) |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.tripod.com/~pyromaniachick/index.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your blood, and all the traffic cone you've got |
| What is reality?: | cotton candy |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 1.5 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | mooooo |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | meow, chickens, meow!! |
| Name: | Alex Caruso |
| E-mail address: | alex_luv99@yahoo.com or fionazzz@netscape.net |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. (Uh, yeah, I guess so.) |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | For you to play at our party. |
| What is reality?: | Reality is poppy seeds in your cinnamon raisin bagel.=) |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 17.5 and 1/2 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's the earlobe. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Ok. I'm Moira Brace's friend. I was wondering if you were
planning on playing at our party. Apparently you are very good. I hope that you aren't counting on us paying you too much, becayse I for one am extremly badly broke. Well, g2g. Thanx in advance. -Alex |
| Name: | Philip Jackson |
| E-mail address: | tvod@earthlink.net |
| Alias: | Alas, I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | a good laugh |
| What is reality?: | temporary |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 7 or 23 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's hot |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | "I do not have that oceanic feeling."
"You are not my mother. You are a snort!" "tvod,tvod,tvod,tvod, I don't need a tv screen, I just stick the aerial into my skin, and let the signal run through my veins. tvod,tvod,tvod,tvod." |
| Name: | a man with no neck |
| E-mail address: | Lost in time |
| Alias: | slut |
| Homepage URL: | lost in space |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | sex sex sex sex |
| What is reality?: | a sweet transvestite |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | where do you get your drugs? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | no, its a giant pool orgy |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | okay, fine. your right. Its me again. I guess I have to work
on this discrete thing. I'll try! I promise. Maybe you're telepathic. Can you tell it's me no matter what I write? Do I even have to enter again? Maybe it will never work. Will I ever be able to fool you, or is your ultimat goal to foil my plan. BOO HOO! I think I know something you don't know, but you don't know it, so I can't tell you. In fact, up until this very moment, I knew something you didn't know: That I know something you didn't know. But you knew it anyway. Because you can read my mind. It is all a huge plot againse me. A yarn that mankind has spun to keep me away from the chicken soup on the kitchen counter. It is found, the myth. It doesn't breathe, except under conditions that hope that I will never be a whale. I can't explain. Telepethy. I don't need to explain. Guess what? I had a dream last night that I was walking down the street and I found a silver dollar in a puddle. Is that poetic? is that like me? I can't tell any more. Kinky! eat the greennness! it needs you. It can't think. Just do it! When will the river run away? the fish want to know. Have a nice life. Good luck with college stuffffff! |
| Name: | the esscence of greenness |
| E-mail address: | It's lost |
| Alias: | The lost city of aaaaarrrgyand |
| Homepage URL: | broke. |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | I want to know if you are screwing Alex. |
| What is reality?: | a silly man named Andrew |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | one half of what will fit in a pie pan |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | I think It's yours. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | I think you are a little bit weird. Maybe we would get
along. I think you are very much my type. Do you have a third arm? I need an extra. If you do, please communicate with me. Finally I have found you. Don't leave me. I need your goast. Can I have your spirit too? Please! |
| Name: | Christian B |
| E-mail address: | coolforc64@aol.com |
| Alias: | Floyd the Wannabe and lover of Claudia |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. And your blood. |
| What is reality?: | A state of mind. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Paul is the walrus, and he's dead, so he's in a wooden box, so the question is moot. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Vinne Barbarino |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Name: | I'm that girl that wears ties. |
| E-mail address: | tinkywinky@teletubbies.com |
| Alias: | yes, no, nes? yo? maybe? |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I want your sole. |
| What is reality?: | I disagree. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | The world may never know. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | define "hot", "here", "glowing" and "lobe" |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who
mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss Teeheeeeeee i quoted Dr. Seuss! "What would Satan do?"~unknown Teeheeeeeeeeee I quoted unknown! Dammit! Get that out of there, you don't know where it has beeeeeeen! Are you on the pot? nes |
| Name: | don't you just want to know |
| E-mail address: | heh heh heh... |
| Alias: | katiebox |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | your hot sexy body |
| What is reality?: | me. or isis. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 3.141592 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | actually, that would be elmo |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Candace Seu |
| E-mail address: | maruchan@sandwich.net |
| Alias: | cartoon girl...minty pie...other stuff... |
| Homepage URL: | http://home1.gte.net/mseu/maruu/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Fancy syrup. |
| What is reality?: | My head hurts. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | I prefer corrugated cardboard myself. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | 43 |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | No. |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Well, I didn't get to say goodbye to you before I left, so
I thought I'd come sign the guestbook. Not that I have anything intelligent to say...uh...I'm still really tired and stupid from staying awake all day yesterday. So I'll probably email you later (I still have to email everyone from CTY...). much crispiness to you. |
| Name: | the 227th marquis of lansdowne |
| E-mail address: | decmck@celtic.com |
| Alias: | Declan |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Network/2306 |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | Nothing really...but your eternal soul would be nice. |
| What is reality?: | Something I know nothing about. |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Are we talking average-sized walri...? |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | It's hot all right. Hot as Hell in August... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Jeez....after answering all those questions I forgot what I
was going to say.....hmmm....oh, well, if it was all that important, I'd remember it now wouldn't I? At any rate, nice site. Later... |
| Name: | Ramona |
| E-mail address: | RamonaRaye@aol.com |
| Alias: | Kitty |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | Your body... oh.. i mean.. um... nothing? |
| What is reality?: | death |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | none |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Both |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Name: | Ray Stantz |
| E-mail address: | RStantz001@worldnet.att.net |
| Alias: | "It's LOOKING at me!" |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Why do you ask? |
| What is reality?: | Based on whose definition? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | As many as they want |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Oh, that... So the nuclear plant wasn't completely cleaned up... |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | *looks up innocently, crosses his eyes* Damn the
administration. They refuse to recognize The Unspeakable One as a legitimate deity. *Administrative unit comes into the classroom, reads over his shoulder* What? Oh, this? Nothing... *Administrative unit reads over his shoulder a bit closer, asks a question* Who? Oh, The Unspeakable One... I can write it down for you only if you promise to announce this over the intercom during the staff meeting after school. *Administrative unit raises an eyebrow, agrees* Okay *gets a bit of paper, writes somethign* Here ya go *evil grin* *Later, during the staff meeting, intercom clicks on* This is the headmaster speaking. I have recieved a note from a student that I have been instructed to read over the intercom. *sound of paper unfolding* The message is...Hastur. *another administrative unit asks in the background for headmaster to repeat it* OK, I'll say it again because you just came in. Hastur. *another teacher comes in, asks the headmaster to repeat as she also just came in* Hast--- *intercom suddenly goes dead in a blast of static* |
| Name: | Jack Lorimar |
| E-mail address: | firetyger13@juno.com |
| Alias: | The Stupid Good For Nothing Dictionary |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Your hypothalamus and a neon green straitjacket |
| What is reality?: | The thing in my spaghetti |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Pi |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | *burp* |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | All around the principal's desk the psycho chased his
teacher, the psycho thought 'twas all in good fun...RIIIP! goes the teacher.............. |
| Name: | Emmâ |
| E-mail address: | Gypsy_girl17@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am known and famous |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/biz2/peanuts/enter.html |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | "take anything you want from me...anything..." THE CORRS |
| What is reality?: | A **** hole? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | i'd say about 2 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Euler's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | My ear lobe is NOT fiber-optic |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | hey nice page, ta very much for sharing |
| Name: | teel "thefoxispork///my toes look like corndogs..." kiss my ass iter |
| E-mail address: | i do not know but call me at 1-800-utensilfun |
| Alias: | the chick who will kill you all |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.useyourfork.com/alphabetsoup/camballs |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | lots and lots and lots and lots |
| What is reality?: | the matrix... i am a glitch |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | pi raised to the 47th utensil |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | no--- i be burning billy gates here |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | when your toes look like corndogs what do you say. when i
grow up i wanna kill alex temple and look like a rabid monkey on crack... ahhh, what we aspire to do... |
| Name: | The Parakeet Guy |
| E-mail address: | gyzmo37@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | scatological waste boy |
| Homepage URL: | http://zap.to/parakeets/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | Existential reassurance that vortex monkies haven't done my laundry again |
| What is reality?: | Lime green shag carpet |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | depends on the color of the box |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Why, Rupert, you dog you! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | Ahem. I have some questions of my own. Er...Is a 'smidgen'
a reliable form of measurement? If so, what is its approximate equivalent? What is its relationship to the farm raised catfish? If you buy seventeen smidgens of farm raised catfish, how close are you to breaking the national average? Where am I? |
| Name: | teel |
| E-mail address: | teel@nobles.edu |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://notta |
| What kind of person are you?: | Sanguine |
| What do you want from me?: | Sex, sexual toys and who knows what else |
| What is reality?: | reality my @$$ |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Pi |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Mommy, mommy, my hair's on fire! |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | mine is sparklie |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Angel hair pasta |
| Comments: | MY toes look like corndogs, even in my birkenstocks... |
| Name: | Sam Oram |
| E-mail address: | jlebow@erols.com |
| Alias: | communist |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| What kind of person are you?: | Quintessential |
| What do you want from me?: | To dedicate your life to one of two political systems: communism, or else a theocracy, ruled by Beethoven, of course |
| What is reality?: | Beethoven |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | Infinity, they just can't be seen |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | No |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's just my glowing fiber-optic earlobe |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Life is good. I like it. Always remember that. |
| Name: | Some Guy |
| E-mail address: | jeffgunther8@hotmail.com |
| Alias: | I am unknown and nameless. |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.ihavenopagemansodontask.com |
| What kind of person are you?: | Phlegmatic |
| What do you want from me?: | I want you tied up in a red ribbon for Valentine's Day |
| What is reality?: | a state of mind |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | 5.6329 |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Avogadro's Number |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | it's you, baby |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | My pants often fall down and I am naked. |
| Name: | Alex Temple |
| E-mail address: | periscius@yahoo.com |
| Alias: | Jubarb the Houseleek |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma/liverwurst/ |
| What kind of person are you?: | Melancholic |
| What do you want from me?: | I vant your blooooood.... |
| What is reality?: | err...hot-buttered groatcakes? |
| How many walri are there in an average cardboard box?: | As many as you want, baby. |
| How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?: | Infinity |
| Should Clinton be removed from office?: | It depends on what you mean by "Clinton" |
| Is it hot in here or is it just your glowing fiber-optic earlobe?: | Well, of COURSE it's my earlobe! |
| What does liverwurst taste like?: | Liverwurst |
| Comments: | Nice page...I wish *I* could make one like it....
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