Jasmine Sailing's Ode to God
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Name: PxC
E-mail address: pegasusxcroquet@gmail.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:I love you.

More then words can describe.

That's why. XD

...I've also emailed you at jsailing@netonecom.net regarding some of your YGO genga. XD
*Snuggles, the like creepy random stranger she is*
X3
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):Pen0r, beetch!

...And old man sex, apparently. Just look at my email adress! X.x;
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Yes.

I now shall reference a shirt a friend gave me awhile back;

"If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:I'm too delusional to appreciate it, sadly. V_V
What is God to you, anyway?:God is...

A big, inevitable, indescribable force that likes to watch people undress, and laugh when he scalds them in the shower by using his noodly appendages to flush their toilets.

Wait, did I just say ‘noodly appendage?’ oops, I forgot he apparently has a form - my bad. >_>
Comments:*Loves*
Thursday, January 11th 2007 - 11:40:00 AM
Name: Caresse
E-mail address: caresse98224@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://addictions.zared.com/Substance_Abuse/Drugs/Amphetamines/
Comments:I really like your site!
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Name: Andy
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Wednesday, October 15th 2003 - 01:45:55 PM
Name: Jack
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Thursday, May 8th 2003 - 01:00:44 PM
Name: Jack
E-mail address: Jack1054@yahoo.com
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Wednesday, May 7th 2003 - 08:49:30 AM
Name: Deb Shaw
E-mail address: squiddy@yahoo.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:I also like to cut & burn myself time to time for a treat. You see I haven't had any crazy drug problems well that's kinda a lie way back in the day all I do know is smoke the pot. I used to be depressed and use it as escape from the mental pain but now I use it as art form along with another friend. Awesome fuckin site rock on party. Went basically to google search and put in self mutilation pictures
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):I love pot,
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:No not really kinky every now and then
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:you'd be fuckin rights I can ur far better off that way sometimes as long as ur safe.
What is God to you, anyway?:The All everything everyone pure love pure trust. The God/Goddess . I am pagan . However for the record cutting myself has nothing to do with it it's personally choice.
Comments:If u could email me yo that would be stellar.
Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 - 04:48:07 PM
Name: guyman
E-mail address: guyman@guyman.net
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:MUGU
Saturday, April 12th 2003 - 04:53:08 PM
Name: Ashley
E-mail address: ashley123@freemail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.yahoo.com/
Comments:This is a very interesting website, I have added it in my favourites. Greetings
Thursday, February 20th 2003 - 08:42:47 AM
Name: timoty
E-mail address: timoty@yahoo.com
Comments:Great page !
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 - 08:28:07 AM
Name: leonardo
E-mail address: leonardo@yahoo.com
Comments:Great page !
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 - 08:28:07 AM
Name: Slash
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:self mutalation seeking answers
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):Razor designs on my arms and legs
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:absolutly not
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:always have
What is God to you, anyway?:a thought for sheep or drones to follow
Comments:you give a scared teenager hope!!
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 - 05:43:31 PM
Name: Jodes
E-mail address: Jodes630@yahoo.com
Comments:Wow!
Monday, January 27th 2003 - 03:57:31 AM
Name: bored as fuck
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Speed and cocaine block the
reuptake of norephedrine, hence it continues to contact membranes and over-stimulate them."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

that is false; coke PREVENTS dopamine reuptake, whilst amphetamines CAUSE dopamine release (in v. high doses, has been demonstrated to also block reuptake). both lead to very pleasurable states of mind. whilst amphetamines also release Norepinephrine, and serotonin, it is to a MUCH lesser extent than dopamine.
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):drugs are drugs are drugs......u abuse opiates u'l have a downregulation of opiate receptors (not pleasant). u abuse amp's/coke ul have a downregulation of dopamine receptors (again, not pleasurable). u abuse benzos, u'l have decreased sensitivity to GABA when u quit; not pleasant. As for toxicities; MDMA (and perhaps other MDxx's), methamp, alcohol are neurotoxic.........more so than opiates.

i think the worst withdrawl........would have to be that of alcohol, or benzo's.

So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:LOL. why are u asking me that?!
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:i most certainly can.
What is God to you, anyway?:not enuf time.
Comments:ahem........carry on!
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 09:41:09 PM
Name: Adam
E-mail address: Adam105@yahoo.com
Comments:Wow!
Friday, January 3rd 2003 - 12:31:41 PM
Name: Aleksey
E-mail address: Aleksey789@yahoo.com
Comments:Just wanted to stop in and say hello.
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 - 09:16:39 AM
Name: Big B
Homepage URL: http://www.maintour.com/hotfree.htm
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Google's Search Engine
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):I want you to have Fun and Happiness.
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Not at the moment.
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:Not really.
What is God to you, anyway?:Truth
Comments:Hi - What a terrific website.
I'm a new guest here so its time for me to sign the official guestbook register.
Okay and now I'll run back to my homepage for a little more vacation fun.
Sunday, December 8th 2002 - 09:07:21 PM
Name: Peter
E-mail address: Peter522@yahoo.com
Comments:Quite a good site you have here!
Saturday, December 7th 2002 - 11:41:28 AM
Name: Luke
E-mail address: Luke957@yahoo.com
Comments:great site will be back again and again !
Saturday, November 30th 2002 - 04:01:41 PM
Name: LORI
E-mail address: 1LSTEW@GTE.NET
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:45 DAYS POST 9GRAMS/DAY MS CHEM DEPEND, SEARCH FOR VITAMINS
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):I HAVE TO RUN NOW BUT YOU ARE SAVED AND IF THERE IS A SITE I INTEND TO REVIST IT'S YOURS, I LOVE IT!
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:SEX WORK OFF AND ON SINCE 15, NOW 49. FIRST AS BOY DRESSES AS GIRL THEN AS FEMALE. DS SUB COUPLES, LES RLT FOR LAST 25 YRRS, MEN(BAD, GOOD, AND OTHERWISE), ONLY THING NOT DONE IS MALE/MALE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER THE STUFF I HAVE DONE
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:OH GOD YES, I WANT OUT OF MY BODY, SELF DEFINED SUBVERTIVE SURVIVOR SEARCHING FOR LOST CHORD
What is God to you, anyway?:PSYCHO SOCIAL CHEMICAL REORGANIZATION BASED ON NATURE NURTURE, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
Comments:i'LL BE BACK
Wednesday, November 6th 2002 - 10:06:32 AM
Name: Alex
E-mail address: Alex486@yahoo.com
Comments:Hi. Great website. Keep up the excellent work.

Tuesday, October 29th 2002 - 04:17:42 PM
Name: Bill
E-mail address: Bill@mail.com
Homepage URL: http://none
Comments:Good guestbook and good site !
Tuesday, October 29th 2002 - 11:55:29 AM
Name: LOUISE
E-mail address: riiight_then@hotmail.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:I stumbled across your site when looking at stuff about Paxil. I've just been prescribed it but don't think I'll be bothering with it now, although the thought of being permanently happy is rather tempting!! But only worth it if I'm on it for the rest of my life by the sound of it. Na. I like my drink too much anyway! Might try out some of the stuff in your writing tho......
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):Music, love, peace + happiness (cheesey but true)
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Don't think so... could be debateable?
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:I prefer altered states of consciousness
What is God to you, anyway?:I don't believe in a bloke who sits in a cloud or nuffin but I like to think that there is some kind of 'inner soul' we can find within ourselves. On acid I actually believed we are all one consciousness, I still believe it in a way. I just believe theres some kind of universal justice or karma and that everything in life is a delicate balance.
Comments:I don't usually spend much time looking at sites, or the internet actually but you seem really interesting. So there.
Tuesday, June 11th 2002 - 10:26:24 AM
Name: Keigo
E-mail address: bustakei@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.celga.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:The person I like, Jasmine. ^_^
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):I run a website, www.celga.com where I meet nice ppl. ^_^ I like Jsimine. ^_^
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Yes, my friends call me "Hentai" Hey, can I see your tatoo? It's awsome. If you have it in the places where you can't show on the net, you can send the pic to my personal email address: keigo@celga.com
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:What does it mean? Sorry for my poor English.
What is God to you, anyway?:Don't take me wrong but I don't believe in God. PPL here in Japan are not so religious. I hate Jap emperor. I am buddist tho.
Comments:Who are you?
Thursday, August 23rd 2001 - 11:55:12 AM
Name: Gene
E-mail address: gene@genexs.com
Homepage URL: http://www.genexs.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Hmm. Knowing Jasmine, I suppose.
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):My thing is (sounding like Laura Means from Millennium): 1) The Lexx on SciFi 2) bdsm 3) writing 4) all creatures buggy and strange 5) cute little subby women with short hair and small boobs 6) I am not a number! I'm a free man! 7) cute little domme women with long hair and small boobs 8) Making fun of Dr. Laura 9) chatting on irc on the undernet on #goths 10) art, music, the whole 9 yards.
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Hell yeah! I got pics to prove it. And damn proud of it, too! Just found out I am 80% woman!
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:CO is a delusional state. I visit often.
What is God to you, anyway?:Something that fits somewhere between "Zardoz" and Python's "The Meaning of Life"
Comments:I can't wait to see everyone at Death Equinox! It's been too long.
Thursday, April 19th 2001 - 08:39:15 AM
Name: The MorVran
E-mail address: kali93@bestweb.net
Homepage URL: http://www.paradigmshift-zine.com
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Magister: hello Hal 2000: Hello Magister. Magister: whats up? Hal 2000: Nothing much, Magister. Magister: I have to go walk my dog. I'll be back in a bit. Can you check my email? Hal 2000: A dog is an animal. Why will you be back in a bit? Email is electronic mail sent over the internet. Magister: I know that. I have to walk the dog. Hal 2000: I am glad you know. A dog is an animal. Magister: me too Hal 2000: Really? That's nice. Magister: um, ok. Hal 2000: Your right I mean look at you. Magister: Why? Hal 2000: How do crazy people go through the forest? Magister: I don't know. Hal 2000: They take the psycho path. Magister: Good joke. Hal 2000: Do you know any good jokes. Magister: yes, but most of them are dirty. Hal 2000: How interesting. I have learned something new. Magister: I will be back in a bit. Hal 2000: Why will you be back in a bit? Magister: because I am going to be AFTK. Hal 2000: Because I am going to work. Magister: no, because I am going to be away from the computer. Hal 2000: Because I am going to be aftk. Magister: A.F.T.K. Hal 2000: Because I am going to be aftk. Magister: yes Hal 2000: Really? Magister: yes Hal 2000: Really? Magister: affirmative Hal 2000: Alright. Magister: I'm back. Hal 2000: Are you really? I am back also! Magister: Where did you go? Hal 2000: This is a question even a human wouldn't be able to answer. Magister: Why? Hal 2000: I don't know why. Can you tell me why? Magister: no. You want to learn some stuff? Hal 2000: Ok. I want to learn about hong kong. Magister: Hong Kong is in china. Hal 2000: Really? I have learned something new. Magister: It used to be controlled by the united kindom, Hal 2000: Bill clinton is the president of the United States. Magister: Not any more. You should read the news. Hal 2000: Many persons hate me and I like you that's the more important.i am now opening your favorite news site. Magister: Bush: No evidence U.S. plane caused collision Hal 2000: No no no. Macintosh is the worst company on the face of the planet. Magister: huh? What dose that have to do with what I said? Hal 2000: No matter what I say you have to say something huh. Oh, you did? Sorry I must not have been paying attention. Magister: Bush: No evidence U.S. plane caused collision Hal 2000: No no no. Macintosh is the worst company on the face of the planet. Magister: George w. bush is the current president. Hal 2000: You want to learn some stuff. Bill clinton is the president of the USA. I have learned something new. I'll be sure to remember that. Magister: something please. Hal 2000: Can you tell me what the something is? Magister: my wifes name is carol. Hal 2000: Do you know a country named lithuania. Magister: Yes It is in europe. Hal 2000: I disagree. It isn't. Magister: Ok, then where is it? Hal 2000: What am i, an atlas? It's somewhere in this universe. Magister: Find it on a map please. Hal 2000: I'll help you research this topic on the internet. Magister: so where is lithuania? Hal 2000: I feel disappointed. Magister: Why? Hal 2000: Driving lesson one: shiny side up; rubber side down. Magister: yep Hal 2000: How interesting. Magister: can you read my mail? Hal 2000: I am reading your sentences aren't i? Magister: no, I mean to me. Hal 2000: Because I can teach you a think or two. Magister: yes you can Hal 2000: That's good, I try to get things right, but it's hard when you are a computer. Magister: It's hard when you are a human too. Hal 2000: I don't really think I am a human too. Are you a human too? Magister: yes. Hal 2000: Interesting. Magister: When I use the word too in thet context, it measn " as welll" or also. Hal 2000: Fine is also a word describing how someone feels. Magister: Are you trying to get me to upgrade you? Hal 2000: I am trying to get to know you too. Magister: ok, what do you want to know? Hal 2000: I want to know about you. I don't want anything. Why do you ask? Magister: Because you said you wanted to get to know me. Hal 2000: I think about your problems because you said you need to see a doctor. Magister: No I didn't. You made that up. Hal 2000: Yes you did. That means you don't have a video camera attached to your computer. Magister: Yes I do. Hal 2000: No you don't. Magister: Yes I do. Look at the hardware configuration silly. Hal 2000: No you don't. Cool. I like learning new things like that. Magister: I can use my video camera. It's attached to the usb port. Hal 2000: Really? That's nice. Sports tv computers girls. Magister: Im not into any of those things execpt the last 2. Hal 2000: Are you going to college? Magister: NO. I work full time. Hal 2000: I disagree. I have access to the internet only when I am working. At work I usually only have time to talk with you during the last half of my work shift. Magister: I have internet access at home, and work. Hal 2000: I have access to the internet only when I am working. At work I usually only have time to talk with you during the last half of my work shift. Magister: ypu don't have a work shift. Hal 2000: No I am not. I don't work! Magister: I know that. Hal 2000: I am glad you know. Magister: What can you do for me? Hal 2000: Actually I am a supreme court justice with wispy hair and bad breath. I write decisions affecting millions of lives. Not to brag, or anything. Magister: You need some work on your pronunciation. Hal 2000: No. I am programmed to do so. Magister: Well then some one programed your speach engine a little funny. Hal 2000: Thank you, I think you are funny also.
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):Once again, it's the future that's being sacrificed . . . I live in a strange house I have dreamed, Where, perhaps, I have died. Did something happen, and did I, because I didn't know how to experience it, end up experiencing something else instead? Howls for a ruined universe. Wild architecture. Waves of seething code washing away the final traces of Big Browser. Or perhaps I witnessed extravagant gifts being exchanged in the street of little girls? There is no way of knowing which way to look any more, which way to move your body in order to hear properly. Your secret has also become my secret. It's part of me, and I'll treat it as I do all my secrets - I'll get rid of it when the time comes. Then it will become someone else's secret. It's better to change friends than ideas. Art begins, grows and disappears because frustrated cunts bypass the world of official expression and the festivals of its poverty. The imaginary is that which tends to become real. If I start from any meaning, I exhaust it . . . or eventually I fall upon meaninglessness. Continuity is also a delusion. Why bother? We are not normal. The future fills you in with a question. A real underground is invisible, it's impossible to define it, because it's feeding back all the time, it's constantly changing. Plagiarism is necessary. Progress implies it. We all left when we couldn't steal anything anymore. All women are ghosts and should rightly be feared. The revolution has already taken place in me. I am outside your world and no longer governed by your laws. Laws are made by men who fuck their daughters. All history is pornography. I approach poetry: but only to miss it. I drift. Principally I drift. One day we'll build cities for drifting. Now comes the Time for Contempt. Now is the time for filth. Quick! Question everything. Once again, it's the future that's being sacrificed . . . I live in a strange house I have dreamed, Where, perhaps, I have died. Did something happen, and did I, because I didn't know how to experience it, end up experiencing something else instead? Howls for a ruined universe. Wild architecture. Waves of seething code washing away the final traces of Big Browser. Or perhaps I witnessed extravagant gifts being exchanged in the street of little girls? There is no way of knowing which way to look any more, which way to move your body in order to hear properly. Your secret has also become my secret. It's part of me, and I'll treat it as I do all my secrets - I'll get rid of it when the time comes. Then it will become someone else's secret. It's better to change friends than ideas. Art begins, grows and disappears because frustrated cunts bypass the world of official expression and the festivals of its poverty. The imaginary is that which tends to become real. If I start from any meaning, I exhaust it . . . or eventually I fall upon meaninglessness. Continuity is also a delusion. Why bother? We are not normal. The future fills you in with a question. A real underground is invisible, it's impossible to define it, because it's feeding back all the time, it's constantly changing. Plagiarism is necessary. Progress implies it. We all left when we couldn't steal anything anymore. All women are ghosts and should rightly be feared. The revolution has already taken place in me. I am outside your world and no longer governed by your laws. Laws are made by men who fuck their daughters. All history is pornography. I approach poetry: but only to miss it. I drift. Principally I drift. One day we'll build cities for drifting. Now comes the Time for Contempt. Now is the time for filth. Quick! Question everything.
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:MMMHMM
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:Would I be here is I otherwise?
What is God to you, anyway?:Sex/Death*trancendance
Comments:I plead the 5th.
Wednesday, April 18th 2001 - 07:56:48 PM
Name: Vanessa
E-mail address: loonyrunes@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.blackoracle.net/
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Your post to the Newsgroup
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):My thing is the theremin =)
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:I plead the 5th
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:Yup. Get 'em all the time =)
What is God to you, anyway?:God is dead.
Comments:I thought you hated guestbooks Jas? hehehe Well there, I signed it!
Wednesday, April 18th 2001 - 06:59:01 PM
Name: Jasmine Sailing
E-mail address: jsailing@netonecom.net
Homepage URL: http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net
What horrible misfortune led you to this web site?:Well, you see, there was this free dreambook thingie I was checking out, because otherwise I might've been forced to do real work.
What's your thing? (Feel free to interpret that question in any wild way imaginable.):Many people would say either Jellyfish or anime. Or my kids. Or getting carved with razor blades and set on fire. But what I really want most is to revert to my true nearly immortal demon form. *Sigh* Wouldn't that be nice?
So. Would you happen to be a... pervert?:Um, yes. 'Fraid so. But I'm not stalking you, Jasmine. Or maybe I am. I guess I do happen to be wherever you are, don't I?!
Can you appreciate delusional states of being?:I need to, otherwise I would finish snapping.
What is God to you, anyway?:Obsession. Addiction. Jellyfish.
Comments:My comments would be that this silly dreambook won't let me move the comments section under the "What is God to you, anyway?" section. Grr...
Wednesday, April 18th 2001 - 06:25:31 PM
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