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JD gave me herpes. |
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Sat, Mar 22nd 2008 - 12:03 AM |
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Ator [UpYours@FuckYou.com] [website] |
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This website is a travesty. It should be taken out behind the barn and shot. It's all MySpace this...and MySpace that. Fuck MySpace...and Fuck The Paper Stanleys! |
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Fri, Jan 18th 2008 - 11:04 PM |
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Fish Belly [?] |
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WTF Shitass, I'll play your shoe store |
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Sun, Oct 7th 2007 - 01:16 AM |
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Bridget Porter [topheavy@hotmail.com] |
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hi joey do you remember me?
this is Bridget from Harvey. Its been so long, how are you? Im coming to St. Pete in August is there anyway i can see you and hear your band? If you want to get in touch with me, call Bob L. im living outside of Boone, NC now and bob mows my grass.
I told him not to tell for a long time where i was living, but i think im ready to see you now.
if you want my cell ask Bob, he has it.
love,
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Sun, Jun 10th 2007 - 04:06 PM |
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Ator [website] |
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Is that a frickin typo on the March 30th gig at the Iguana? It says you are playing from 10am to 2am. Did Sessions book this gig? |
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Mon, Mar 26th 2007 - 02:32 AM |
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Mayor Pam Iorio [mayor@tampa.gov] |
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I have a crush on Marcus.
Madam Mayor |
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Tue, Feb 20th 2007 - 10:03 PM |
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Immortus [immortus45@yahoo.com] |
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Dear Small Man or to whomever knows the answer,
What happened to Dawson Flinchbaugh ? Thanks. |
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Wed, Jan 31st 2007 - 07:55 PM |
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Wed, Jan 31st 2007 - 07:33 PM |
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Hart [hart@mai.com] |
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A private party for Gasparilla! WTF? The mayor needs to share you all with everyone! Aaargghhh! I love you! -Hart |
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Wed, Jan 17th 2007 - 02:22 PM |
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Hartwell [Hart@mai.com] [website] |
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Hey Guys! I was back at McDintons on Saturday night to support you guys!!! Thanks for playing Billie Jean for me!!! When are you coming to LA? Write back!
Latrix, Hart |
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Mon, Nov 27th 2006 - 10:30 PM |
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Hartwell [Hart@mai.com] |
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Hey Guys!!! Me again!!! I miss you all!!! You guys f'in rock!!! McDintons f'in rocks too!!! Chillaxin in T town, Hart |
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Sat, Nov 25th 2006 - 03:50 AM |
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Hartwell [Hart@mai.com] |
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Hey Guys!!! I was at McDintons tonight and yall were awesome!!! See you tomorrow night!!! Latrix, Hart |
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Sat, Nov 25th 2006 - 03:47 AM |
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Jason [Jason.miller@bicgraphic.com] |
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Hey Guys,
I was just checking in to see if you have recovered from your BIC event. We all had a blast and the Paper Stanley's made the week! My best to all and I hope to check you out soon at one of your gigs.
Jason |
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Wed, Oct 4th 2006 - 05:23 PM |
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joe [website] |
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hey guys this is joe from sweetspot, thanks alot for throwing our name out there to the couple looking for a cover band, we havent heard back from them yet but anytime we can't do I gig we will surely return the favor! Thanks again, Joe |
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Sat, Aug 5th 2006 - 08:30 PM |
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shawn wilson [swilson@envisionfunding.com] |
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met you guys at the RARE OLIVE. can you do a wedding on sept 23rd is what we talked about with my fiancee` Rachael...was checking to see if that date is still open and price of $750 for 3 hours.... you can be out to do another show by 9:30 |
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Wed, Jul 19th 2006 - 04:12 PM |
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Ami argh! |
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What have you done with the Ask Erin page ?! Now I can't leave the steve-meister harassing messages. Im am officially blaming you for global warming, starvation, and illiteracy in Estonia....
hugs,kix, and broken drum stix,
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Sat, Jul 1st 2006 - 07:19 PM |
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Ami [website] |
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where is my post ? *sniffle* |
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Sat, Jul 1st 2006 - 07:15 PM |
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Ami !!!! [website] |
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Hey, Im the mistress merch fairy, let me know if you ever need t-shirts or any other merch done! I have taken special interest in you guys, great choice of songs to cover !! |
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Sat, Jul 1st 2006 - 07:13 PM |
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Bill Gates |
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Ken, when are you going to get the photoviewer working for my Windows users????? Apple snob!
-Bill |
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Sat, Apr 29th 2006 - 05:12 PM |
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Ator [website] |
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This site is a joke, good sirs!! I will no be privy to a bunch of MySpace SELLOUTS!!!
C'mon, Sherman...We're LEAVING!! |
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Tue, Apr 18th 2006 - 08:19 PM |
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McRock |
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This page is to distract JD's friends from going to the myspace page and leaving long "Tolkien" like comments. |
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Mon, Mar 27th 2006 - 03:39 PM |
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Ken |
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Excellent question. redundancy is the cornerstone of quality. |
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Mon, Mar 27th 2006 - 10:49 AM |
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Ator [website] |
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Then...what's...this....page...for?? |
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Sun, Mar 26th 2006 - 11:33 PM |
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Ken [website] |
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Ators: get with the program - the link to the photos (and secrutiy footage) are on our MySpace page. |
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Fri, Mar 24th 2006 - 12:21 PM |
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Ator [website] |
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Looks like the Nazi wants to see the pictures. What gives, Marlewski? |
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Tue, Mar 21st 2006 - 01:51 PM |
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STOP, KILLABORIERT UND HOERT ZU ....... |
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Ihr Schweine, machst mal zu und bringt die Bilder auf diese Seite .... wir wollen den Film vom Zerztoerer sehen!
VW in da Haus, ja?! |
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Mon, Mar 20th 2006 - 11:21 AM |
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Mon, Mar 20th 2006 - 10:48 AM |
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It was great to party the Stanleys for 2 nights in Jax. You guys truly rock. More good news: Ators did not slip into even one diabetic coma nor did he throw one of his massive paws at anyone in anger. He did, however, soil 8 pairs of shorts.
I remark with disgust that Morrow claims to hae retained the services of consel, and yet I am certain said counsel has not received a dime in compensation or as a retainer. In fact, I am quite certain that the Morrow has not even paid said counsel for auto rental or gas from the Carolina trip.
Where i reilly? |
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Mon, Mar 20th 2006 - 10:20 AM |
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Marcus |
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Your bickering is a bore and a waste of space on this board.
JAX was a blast! woo-hoo
Where are the pics Ken? |
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Mon, Mar 20th 2006 - 09:57 AM |
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JD |
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Dear Ed Morrow: Whomever you retain to represent you will be faced with two difficuct tasks. One. It is my official statement that i did not, nor do i know who posted that horrible story about you. Two. If you can somehow remove ALL doubt that it WAS me who did it, you may have a devil of a time proving that I am in violation since our agreement involved 'speaking' of the incident and you never mentioned 'writing, posting, texting or the MANY forms of communication now available to us in the cyber age...tsk...tsk. sounds like someone should have negotiated a more firm contract. suing on a verbal is never easy. good luck, my friend, good luck. |
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Thu, Mar 16th 2006 - 05:50 PM |
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Ed Morrow [edwardmorrowcpa@aol.com] |
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JD
I believe (with the trusted advice of my counselor and friend Geoff Sessions), that you posting a message regarding the smashing of your head and subsequent payout, violates the strict "do not speak about it" policy that the $250 payout was meant to cover. Your culpible negligence in this regard has forced me to seek legal advice concerning my rights as to recouping my $250. Remember, I am an accountant and the following bit of math I find troubling, smashed heads + $250 + promise of silence - good judgement * broken promise^2 = lawsuit. What is Session's mumber you asshole. |
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Thu, Mar 16th 2006 - 01:13 PM |
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Ator [website] |
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I think Brett's bio page should link to here:
http://disney.go.com/home/today/index.html
Thanks for the rest of your bios. It gives me greater insight as to what makes you sick fucks tick. GREAT NEWS! Sessions landed 1 bedsore and 2 slip-and-fall cases from your gig last Friday! Go team!
I'll see you sweaty tea bags at Fionn MacCools this weekend. Party me! |
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Wed, Mar 15th 2006 - 12:05 AM |
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special offer |
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The Paper Stanleys have scheduled 2 attorneys For the Rare Olive on May 10th. They will be available to dispense free legal advice at this show. Sessions & Saud - For the People. |
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Mon, Mar 6th 2006 - 11:39 AM |
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Ed Morrow |
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The paper Stanley’s are my fountain of youth, I really like the Friday dance and swing parties. I always meet nice men. |
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Fri, Mar 3rd 2006 - 02:56 PM |
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Lord Crumbleshanks [lp1977@aol.com] [website] |
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In response to your persistent questions... Legend has it that Rome was founded in 753 B.C. by Romulus and Remus, the twin sons of the god of war, Mars, who were suckled as infants by a she-wolf in the woods. |
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Fri, Feb 24th 2006 - 03:14 PM |
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Marcus |
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Don't blow his cover!! |
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Thu, Feb 23rd 2006 - 12:58 AM |
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Ken |
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OK OK - they're linked! A bunch of thirty-somethings poking around in the realm of pubescents - sad. I repect Brett for being a mature adult and abstaining. |
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Thu, Feb 23rd 2006 - 12:38 AM |
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JD |
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Come on Ken... Link the bios to our my space accounts! we could have fun making one up for brett that he has absolutely no input on. cant think of a better way to spend time... do it do it do it. |
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Wed, Feb 22nd 2006 - 08:25 AM |
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Ator [website] |
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Sike...what's the dealio with the band bios? How am I suppose to get closer to Sherman if I don't know his fuckin back story!! At least change the error message to say "Not EVER" when I click on a dude! |
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Mon, Feb 20th 2006 - 10:51 PM |
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Sike |
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Hay JD...
You abuse donkeys, you wastrel necropheliac bastard who pukes on the stringy Dinosaur named Barney and the degenerate wanker.
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Fri, Feb 17th 2006 - 10:40 AM |
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JD |
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To the counselor from JAX: Is my account accurate? |
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Fri, Feb 17th 2006 - 09:39 AM |
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JD |
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My trip to NC with my idiot friends...
Ed threw me to the ground and split my head open gushing blood on Thursday night. Pills and booze is not a good combo for the boy, but his guilt caused him to pay for my plane fare. $250.00 for a concussion? sold! Friday afternoon he mentioned date rape to a frightened waitress effectively removing us from the ski-lodge bar rather quickly. That evening Ed was so drunk that he was ditched at the cabin while everyone else went back out again. This caused him to hide everyones personal items (including Ator's insulin) While out, Sike was asked by a hot chick his name and he replied: 'I don't know' ... pure genius. Hammil spent more money on champagne then the bar probably takes in on Thursday nights. Sike had a lengthy conversation with a chair and took it upon the dance floor. Then flipped off a redneck truck in the parking lot flying full confederate colors. He grabbed riley's ass on the way home and fondled his own balls the entire 30 minute ride. Upon their arrival at the cabin, Ators threw ed to the ground with such force it reminded me of 'when animals attack.' Riley deivered an impassioned 'glengary glenross' speech to Ed calling him a drunk and finishing with 'I have thought of you almost as a son you bastard and you have no idea how much you dissapoint me!' Saturday my pants were off in a crowded bar for many minutes before and after puking out front in the blizzard. A hot chick and her friend were heard to say - its a little too early to be that F*cked up. i cried.
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Thu, Feb 16th 2006 - 01:06 PM |
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Who is the tiny guy with the back tuft who hogs the spotlight? |
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Fri, Feb 10th 2006 - 02:37 PM |
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McRock |
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It is a mcmarathon of rock. We hope to do it without repeating a song, but know that we will get requests to play The Killers and Def Leppard hourly. |
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Tue, Jan 24th 2006 - 10:33 AM |
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Ator [website] |
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Glad to see the sticky negotiations have been hammered out by your crack legal counsel to play the St. Patrick's Day Bash at Finn McCools. But playing from 9:30pm to 1:30PM sounds a little crazy! That's like 16 straight hours of rockin' both days!! You guys are REE-DICK--YOU--LOUS!!! I'll be the guy wearing green! |
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Mon, Jan 23rd 2006 - 05:30 PM |
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JFD |
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I would like to thank our in-house entertainment lawyer for negotiating the upcoming St. Patricks Day blowout in Fionn McCools in Jax. Though the riders have yet to be finalized, it is my sincere hope that this deal goes to paper within 24 hours. Accessability to the promotional girls has become a sticking point and our drummer needs at least one drum head covered with the skin of English noblemen. I will contact Mr. Sessions as soon as i have visual confirmation from all band members this evening at McDintons. |
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Fri, Jan 20th 2006 - 08:06 PM |
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sue from camp [jaxnoles4@comcast.net] |
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I like the way the singer's mouth moves whenever he says, "pudding". |
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Tue, Jan 17th 2006 - 06:40 PM |
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JFD |
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hi-
Not gay but might consider a post-op tranny if she looks like Paris Hilton.
JD |
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Tue, Jan 17th 2006 - 10:49 AM |
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tailgate party guy |
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Is the singer gay? He has nice buns. I wanna squeeze them. Go Football. |
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Mon, Jan 16th 2006 - 04:55 AM |
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Ken [website] |
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Click on the link to view the bucs tailgate photos. Great time had by all. |
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Mon, Jan 9th 2006 - 09:21 AM |
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JD |
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Steve. I am sorry that i said mean things to you. i was drunk. will you be in town for a gig? |
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Fri, Jan 6th 2006 - 03:12 PM |
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Ken |
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Feel the love. |
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Thu, Jan 5th 2006 - 03:26 PM |
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????? [????@tampabay.??.com] |
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Saw you guys last year at Rare Olive.
Great version of "Rock-a-by-baby". |
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Thu, Jan 5th 2006 - 01:03 PM |
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your upstairs neighbor |
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you know what??? Fuck you steve Kieth yiou pussy!!! If you were man enough to be a player, you never would have let your wife run you out of town.
eat me.
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Wed, Jan 4th 2006 - 11:28 PM |
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Not Steve Keith [steve.keith@mashpotatoes.com] |
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This band was way better when Steve Keith was with them.
Their new bass player knows what, 2 chords. |
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Wed, Jan 4th 2006 - 09:36 AM |
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Ator [website] |
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How much is this New Years gig gonna cost me? If it's over $25 bucks, I'm gonna go see a "real" band. |
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Fri, Dec 30th 2005 - 06:20 PM |
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chris |
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hey eric. great! one photo of this side, you nearly looks like jake nicholson - great entertainer. greatings from germany. |
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Wed, Nov 23rd 2005 - 03:15 PM |
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If I have to say it again - ladies, stop touching my organ - it's bad enough it doesn't work sometimes - makes for a bad show. |
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Thu, Nov 10th 2005 - 03:50 PM |
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rash |
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I would like the keyboard player to know that he should seek medical attention if he gets the same rash I have .....
Hot Chick from MacDinton's |
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Thu, Nov 10th 2005 - 02:16 PM |
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7th Seal Broken |
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Whereth yonder is the beast that spaketh the name of the demon?
It is JD and his soul bleeds for the purification
JD offers his tiny fists along with Sike's hairy-furious fists as a
token of rage at the homecoming of Mike Cheek, shall we punch?
Is it Friday Furious V?
Thursday we gather and sample beer's earthly bounty, and make a plan to
punch a hole through Cheek's life. |
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Wed, Nov 9th 2005 - 12:16 PM |
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Harbinger of Doom |
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Steve 'fishbelly' Keith is coming to town on the 17th of November. Please be ready.
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Wed, Nov 9th 2005 - 12:08 PM |
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fat chick |
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The bass player gave me herpes. |
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Wed, Oct 19th 2005 - 10:53 AM |
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Mark K. |
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Hey - I'm the guy who fell thru the window @ rare olive - sorry I messed up the evening - I know it got hot in there., |
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Mon, Oct 10th 2005 - 11:21 PM |
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x-girlfriend |
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The singer killed a puppy with his bare hands and made me eat it. |
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Wed, Oct 5th 2005 - 09:14 AM |
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Ken [ken@paperstanleys.com] [website] |
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Yo - this is the first entry in our glorious guest book. Drop us a line! -k |
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