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THE MARS CHRONICLES Behold the previous guest writers brilliant entries. Did they really work alone or were UFOs involved? We'll never know...
Name: Wah tze tuya - Thursday, September 20th 2007 - 12:21:50 PM Name: Wah tze tuya - Thursday, September 20th 2007 - 12:18:34 PM What would you do if you attached a battery in reversed polarity in a clock and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards? Run in reverse as fast as I can, then pull the batteries and re reverse the polarity before we hit the big bang. phew!!! So... what are you wearing? my skin Is your microwave oven a gateway to another dimension or simply a cooking device? A device for cooking things from another dimension. Guest question from wah_tze_tuya: What does the sign at the end of the universe say? "Do Not Enter" What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? If an immovable object is met with an irresistible force what jam would you like jam with your toast? Last time I performed an autopsy on myself I found Gilligen in my spleen. Comments: I am honored to be a reoccurring guest questioneer. Thanks for the mammaries. Name: Robert W. Robinson jr. - Tuesday, August 14th 2007 - 01:23:59 PM E-mail address: obadiahorthodox@yahoo.com What would you do if you attached a battery in reversed polarity in a clock and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards? I would stop huffing the hair spray So... what are you wearing? nothing Is your microwave oven a gateway to another dimension or simply a cooking device? yes Guest question from wah_tze_tuya: What does the sign at the end of the universe say? next stop earth What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? why is the earth flat Last time I performed an autopsy on myself i cut off my... Comments: why Name: zyg - Thursday, May 3rd 2007 - 05:07:50 PM E-mail address: agmz30@gmail.com What would you do if you attached a battery in reversed polarity in a clock and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards? eat my holographic hat So... what are you wearing? the rainments of non-sense Is your microwave oven a gateway to another dimension or simply a cooking device? a wormhole to the giant microwave that cooked the Big Bang Guest question from wah_tze_tuya: What does the sign at the end of the universe say? Please come and visit us again What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? Should I bring my surfboard ? Last time I performed an autopsy on myself I discovered that I had ingrown wings Comments: Elvis on Mars , but where is Hendrix? Name: DuffPaddy - Saturday, August 12th 2006 - 05:29:38 PM What would you do if you attached a battery in reversed polarity in a clock and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards? Wait ten years for some decent television. So... what are you wearing? Out. Guest question from wah_tze_tuya: What does the sign at the end of the universe say? How's my creating? Call 1--800-YHWH What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? How many roads must a woman walk down before they call her bi-curious? Last time I performed an autopsy on myself I diagnosed Munchausen's Syndrome. Comments: Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. (Apart from that microwave question). Name: The Editor - Saturday, March 25th 2006 - 02:22:42 AM What would you do if you attached a battery in reversed polarity in a clock and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards? I guess I would wait for the right moment and then try to undo my mistake and hope nobody noticed the altered structure of the universe. So... what are you wearing? A knitted tie and hemp clogs. Is your microwave oven a gateway to another dimension or simply a cooking device? According to the manual it's a gateway to another dimension, a cooking device, and a tool of the evil space emperor Ming. Guest question from wah_tze_tuya: What does the sign at the end of the universe say? "CAUTION This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign. Also, the bridge is out ahead." What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter? "What question do you think I should ask in the next chapter?" Last time I performed an autopsy on myself I had to change batteries in my little tape recorder in which I speak of the gory details. Unfortunately I attached them in reversed polarity and the entire structure of the Universe as we know it substantially altered as time then ran backwards. Comments: My utter lack of a social life has resulted in this first entry. [ Sign my Dreambook | Back to Mars Pathfinder Mission Pictures ] |