Welcome to the world of the HellCycler, please add your entry to those below by signing my guestbook!
| Name: | Terbond |
| E-mail address: | terbondd@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | This has been around for over 10 years and we have never witnessed it's hypnotizim? This thing would be a great addition to many memorable events! Perhaps an on board generator so even the campers or ice fishing folkes can take advantage of the Fun! An ice bin with tubing coiled around or through it would chill and also be useful for icing patrons cups! Always willing to help test the idea! |
| Name: | Bud-Bob |
| E-mail address: | savedbyzero@hosehead.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.astrozombie.net |
| Comments: | It's all so obvious! Mercury's journey through Aquarius is followed by a new Moon in Capricorn on January 8. This can only portend the coming of the new model Hell Cycler 2.0 this year. Wake the kids! Phone the neighbors! Mararitas, anyone?! |
| Name: | Mays |
| E-mail address: | maysmayhew@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Nice Machine! I wish I had that out East! Does it make waffles too? |
| Name: | Lee Anderson |
| E-mail address: | cops@nelson-tel.net |
| Comments: | Leave it to one who had the vision to see the beauty of the Opel GT back in 1980 or so, to come up with this wonderful product. Why did you wait so long?? We certainly could have put it to good use back then!!
Take Care, Lee |
| Name: | Sandy (Hewitt)Berschneider |
| E-mail address: | chocolatesandy@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hey Marty!
We could have used this thing 25 years ago,even better last weekend at the reunion! |
| Name: | Mr Man |
| E-mail address: | Don't Cha Know |
| Comments: | This is a test message. |
| Name: | Randy A. Saastad |
| E-mail address: | rs9873@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Make a export version of it. |
| Name: | John Beaty |
| E-mail address: | biscuitslinger2@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Congratulations, this is really something. Too bad I had to give up drinking. Hope all is going well for you. |
| Name: | Craig |
| E-mail address: | chetekclassof1982@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey Marty, I think we might be needing your machine for the class reunion. Email me please.
Sid |
| Name: | brother man |
| Comments: | test at 7:40pm Tuesday |
| Name: | Rob Fawkes |
| Comments: | I suspect that the Drunken Braggert is a relative of the founding father and therefore his lawsuit has no merit as he is genetically predisposed to such episodes.
I offer my assistance in this matter as I have had a similar experience to D.B. We may have grounds for a class action suit. Anyone else? I did not call the 800 help line, but when I asked a CIT member for some support, he grabbed my crotch. What's that all bout? RF |
| Name: | Drunken Braggart |
| E-mail address: | rdhamm@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I have drunk from the Hellcycler and I can honestly say that the experience caused dizziness followed shortly by lineoleum impressions upoon my face.
Therefore I am very dissappointed. I have scoured the website for a refund form, but I could not find one. I called the 800 number and was treated a rendition of "La Bamaba" as sung by the Vienna Boys' Choir. I have now contacted my attorney and we will be starting litigation as soon as I find my crayons to sign the form. See you in Court! |
| Name: | Brian |
| Comments: | This is Brian, one of the Founding Fathers of the Fall Before Winter Bar to Bar Bike Tour. In our 7th year, we amped things up to one past ten with the Hellcycler. No CIT members were there, but we managed to survive. Started with the hellcycler, went to the bars for six hours (on bikes), then back to finish off the evening. One participant noted "This is the greatest use of technology EVER." Apparently he isn't familiar with the widget in Guinness cans, but we forgive him.
Great product that I see going into mass production sometime soon. Next year, in addition to the hellcycler, we're getting a stripper pole. That should really amp things up. |
| Name: | Sara |
| E-mail address: | mancx001@umn.edu |
| Comments: | Thanks to you and the Hell Cycler for bringing me into my 30s in style. It wasn't pretty but it sure was fun! |
| Name: | Brian & Amanda Wilmot |
| Comments: | Thanks for the experience Morten! Hellcycler RULES! |
| Name: | catherine and Will Mcbride |
| E-mail address: | dontyouwant toknow.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ditto.html |
| Comments: | HEY!! What a great lookin' aprty! Wow! Wish we werre therssfb k sdn lxcvnAdr;69=456mnq ngkld b |
| Name: | The Greenhead Gunner |
| Comments: | Its me yah..................short white male.
Your PaL Kromer |
| Name: | joanna reynolds |
| Comments: | this is marty's cousin from illinois. i wish i lived in minnesota to party with you guys. thats a cool machine im jealous i wish i had one. have fun |
| Name: | Craig (AKA 'Sid') (AKA 'RTG') |
| E-mail address: | rocktriviagod@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Verry cool guys!! One thing I want to know. Marty, why didn't you invent this thing in high school?! You know I'd have helped with the R & D. Eight gallons on 'Orange Insomniacs' MMMMMM
Sid |
| Name: | Rogue Newtron |
| Comments: | Hello from inside the HellCycler!!!!!. I fell into the bottomless abyss of the hellcycler a few years back and have not found the courage or want to remove myself.
Have more party’s dam-it I am getting thirsty in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Rob Fawkes |
| Comments: | Necessity is the Mother of invention?? HA! I think NOT!
As an adder to the recipes section, please note that the addition of Women’s undergarments adds no undesirable flavors to any of the recipes. Especially after 11:00 PM. P.S. Dave Holmes is gay. |
| Name: | Mariah Hamm |
| Homepage URL: | http:// ???? |
| Comments: | The Hell Cycler ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) |
| Name: | Bud-Bob |
| E-mail address: | bud-bob@factory_systems_engineering.com |
| Comments: | I wuz searchin for recipes with beer, cuz it's breakfast time, and I found your site. You guys are so funny! Rock on, man! |
| Name: | Will's Cousin from OR |
| Comments: | Will!
Why, oh why did I have to find out about this from the Mother Figure? What am I, 'Sauced' Bread? I always thought that S&T's kegerator in the garage was da bomb(ed)! Shame on me for not being a loyal follower of "Agitation Nation!" Yeah, and (for the record) if you use that line you'll owe me royalties! Cool website and way cool invention! Kudos to you and your crew! PS Great recipes! Luv, Michelle |
| Name: | Dave Holmes |
| E-mail address: | tpacer@comcast.net |
| Comments: | I laughed so hard at the HC website I peed in my pants and Don Julio came out my nose. |
| Name: | HellCycler |
| E-mail address: | hammster@hellcycler.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hellcycler.com |
| Comments: | This is a test message, had this been an actual message the text you have just read would have been followed something meaningful and funny. Blah Blah Blah. |