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| Name: | Netmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Yes Mr. Winkelman, I now realize our calculations on the net were slightly unrealistic. But as you can see from the new set of pics from our more recent Oct trip, those problems have been largely ironed out.
The problem was not so much that we don't own a large net, we have about 7 of them, it was more that the large net was not present in the boat that day, but was instead leaning against the wall back at the cabin. Our Boat Captain (ironically the same guy whose fish was lost) opted instead for the small space saving, tangle free, rubber net over the large game net. I guess the thinking was that the odds were low that we would be having an encounter with a fish that large that day and the extra boat space could be used to carry more beer. The same mistake was not made in October, and the results are there to see on the pics page. Poolmaster Mike |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com/Photos.htm |
| Name: | Babe Winkleman |
| Comments: | I'm just wondering who though a 48" fish would fit in to a 18" net? According to my calculations that leaves 30" still hanging out. Here's my advise for next year; |
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| Name: | Steely |
| Comments: | Way to hand the Playoff Money over to Brad Timmy. How the heck do you not take the FAVORITE when your sitting in first place? Yeesh. |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | Dave
Sorry I didnt notice your message until after the fact. I would have been happy to wager Bryan's car against a keg of german beer and a couple kilos of wienerschnitzel on that game. I was thinking it would be a typical Cleve- Buffalo game with the Browns winning something like Clev 5 Buf 3. I never thought the Bills would win in a high scoring 13-6 shoot out though. I didnt know that the Bills could light up the scoreboard like that. It was great game though, especially if you like fumbles, interceptions, penalties, punts and incompetent offense.. But the Bills #32 ranked rushing defense just dominated a bungling, out coached, and physically weak Browns offense however. 2 stinking field goals was all that Joke DelHomme and crew could manage for the entire 60 minute football game. Congratulations Buffalo Bills, you are the better football team. Maybe the league can mix in a sunny day for one of these Cle-Buf games some year. |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Ohhh Noooo, it is that time of year again when the Bills meet the Browns!!! Torn apart I am...Born and raised a Bills fan but also a Browns transplant.....arghhhh.
Prediction: Bills 16-13 Browns Any bets? |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Stoney |
| Comments: | Trust me poolmaster I know Bryan gets no favors in your pool. I was thinking he may have changed it himself but we know he is not that tech savy. |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | Stoney
You should know by now, that out of all the Swamis, my brother would be the last person in this pool to receive special considerations from me. I do enjoy, punishing him when he screws up his picks every now and then, but receive no joy from seeing him victorious. I only enjoy seeing ME victorious, which I have not been in some time. So, I definitely am not in any mood to grant special favors to others, especially him. If I was cooking the numbers, it would have read Mike Week 11 ATS Winner, not Bryan. I didnt like it any more than you did, and I understand it might sound kind of funny, but that's how the numbers read. Really Bryan with the exact number 49 and all 3 (three) second place swamis with the same, off by one number, 48. Here, read them again and weep. S.D 35 Den 14 = 49 1 Bryan 5 0 0 49 2 Mando 5 0 0 48 2 Steely 5 0 0 48 2 Stoney 5 0 0 48 I was silently pulling for you, Mando and Steely. (in that order). But, much like my own picks, I was sadly disappointed. Sorry, There's always next week/year. Poolmaster |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Stoney |
| Comments: | Bryan nails the Tie Breaker on the head. Sounds fishy. I guess that's one way to stop gambling from tearing the family apart. |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Leo,
The funny thing is that both Volker (SU winner) and I (ATS winner) forgot the Thursday pick! I hope it doesn't screw me in the end. |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Leo DiCaprio |
| Comments: | Dave
Yes it was an impressive week for the European division. Even more impressive considering that half of the division was unaware of Thurday football being played. Luckily for you, no penalty flags are thrown for Thursday ATS no shows. My very close friends, the Poolmaster and Jim Cameron have called upon me to help raise public awareness on these Thursday NFL games, so as part of that. I will send along to you a few personally autographed copies of the NFL wallet schedule, complete with Thursday games circled in red, for easy reference. I thought it was very insensitive of the Poolmaster to not include a german translation of last weeks message for our European division friends, so here goes. Excuse my grammar. Bitte vergessen Sie nicht FuBball Auswahl am Donnerstag senden. And please visit my web site at http://www.leonardodicaprio.com to learn about what you can do to help me save the tigers. Yours truly Leo |
| E-mail address: | leo@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://leonardodicaprio.com/ |
| Name: | James Cameron |
| Comments: | If you read the Home Page with your Avatar 3-D glasses it kind of freaks you out. |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Well, that was an impressive week for the European Division!!! |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Ahh My favorite time of the season. The annual naked swami run at Wembley Stadium.
I see the NFL is sending 2 of their finest to represent American football to the world this year. The 2-5 Denver Broncos, fresh off having 61 dropped on them by the Raiders. and the 1-6 S.F 49ers come in off yet another putrid loss to the previously winless Panthers. I only hope our European neighbors are not too aghast and appalled at the low level of skill and competiveness they will have to witness at Wembley on Sunday. A good soccer match might seem refreshing after watching that game. At least the league had the good sense not to send the Buffalo Bills over there as the ambassadours of Quality American Football to the civilized world. What an embarassment that would be. And I dont think you need to worry too much about getting snot-bubbled during your streak into Swami history. Nobody on those 2 teams have laid a hit on anyone all season. Although you may want to steer clear of the Niner bench. Coach Singletary may come over and jack you up if you get too close to him. He is probably not in very good humor these days. If Singletary is looking at you and his eyes look like they are about to pop out of his skull, you are in trouble and should run the opposite direction very quickly. But anyway Good luck with your little jog on Sunday. We will be looking for you in the ESPN game highlights (London police blotters??) Hey Stoney, Hows that Nostradamus octopus working out for you??? Can you get me one and how soon??? Poolmaster |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Only one week until the NFL Swamis European Division invades Webley Stadium for the Broncos bs 49ers game. There is a strong chance of seeing my bare butt running across the field wit NFL Swamis painted on my ass! |
| Name: | bryan |
| Comments: | Who is Abe? Did you look to the left? I found it. |
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| Name: | Bryan |
| Comments: | Who is Abe? Abe , look left. I found it. |
| Name: | Stoney |
| Comments: | After the success in the World Cup, I bought that Prognosticating Octopuss on Ebay and have decided to let it pick for me this year. You guys are in trouble now. |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Hi Kelly
No, no one ever comments much here these days, It's just you, me, Dave R and Kathryn the anti insomnia chick. I'm betting she is not moving a whole hell of a lot of product from her advertising efforts here. Glad you are back, and good to hear you are going to play all 17 weeks this season. Those 3 or 4 bye weeks you took last year certainly affected your place in the standings. Dave I've decided to wait till the end of the season before shipping all the prize money off to Europe. I've got this feeling that there is going to be some red blooded American in this pool, that is going to stand up and say ENOUGH ALREADY !!! and bring our Playoff Payoff Championship back to America, where it belongs. It just seems like everything is leaving the USA and moving overseas these days. I mean, what's next??? A Super Bowl in London??? |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Abe |
| Comments: | Anyone else notice that Peyton on the home page looks like little Grau staring at an empty 12 pack box? |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Do you guys just want to send the money to the European Division now and just get it over with? |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Kelly |
| Comments: | Love the fishing pictures Mike!!!! So whats the deal no one comments on here anymore??? Im ready this year thats it I'm not ending up in last place anymore.... Im actually going to make picks EVERY week!!! LOL!!! Good Luck Everyone!!! :-)
GO PANTHERS!!!! |
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| Name: | Kathryn |
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| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Sorry I missed the game, Dave. It was not televised here in the Cleveland area. Sadly, at the time, we were forced to witness our home town Browns being administered another, unspeakable, horrific beating over at the local Chamber of Horrors (Cleveland Browns Stadium)
Unfortunately, the naked Euro-Swami streaking across the field did not show up in the ESPN highlights of the game. I can picture it in my mind though, an enraged Junior Seau, standing over and taunting, the prone limp body of a naked Swami curled in the fetal position at mid field with snot bubbles coming out of his nose and a grass and mud smeared Swami sign on his ass. I hope you took pictures... |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://nflswamis.com |
| Name: | dave r |
| Comments: | Well, today the nfl swamis european division is in london for the pats v bucs game...so look for me to streak across the field naked with nfl swamis painted on my ass ;) |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | What's up Stoney.
I'm glad to see someone still visits this page. I thought it was just Chloe, Charlotte and me in here. (insert crickets chirping sound effect here) Those Pre-MNF updates usually dont happen till around 6PM on Monday. You cant do it till the Sunday Night game is over, and I am rarely awake for that, so it has to happen after work on Monday. It usually happens between 6 and 6:30PM. You can give your refresh button a vacation for week 3, since there will be no update that week. And don't call that week either, or I'll have to back charge you the long distance fees. By the way, this is not the place, to come to, "pretending" to know about football. That place is at espn.com/expert picks. NFL Swamis is the place where pretenders are weeded out, exposed and publicly humiliated. That is the NFL Swamis mission statement. We already know you are a mid to upper middle of the pack-er, not quite, a perrennial bottom feeder. Maybe you can step your game up and join the Swami Elites this year???? Yes NFL Swamis Europe is back again and I've heard rumours that a couple of Euro-Swamis might be infiltraiting the Week 7 NE v TB game in London, and possibly sporting NFL Swami signage for the internationally televised game. I'll let you know if that is going to happen. GO Browns, maybe we can hold Denver to under 180 yards on the ground this week. Poolmaster |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Stoney |
| Comments: | The time has finally arrived. I have to pretend like I know something about football again. I know exactly what I am doing on any given THursday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, hell we are more than halfway there, lets have a game every damn day. And I get to visit this great site several times a week. Ten times on Monday until the poolmaster updates the standings. Not that I am saying he has nothing else to do besids run this page. It is the fact that I need to know where i stand. Like 7 and 9 is in the running? Maybe everyone else sucked too! The rest of you degenerates are doing the same so don't laugh. At least I don't call... unless necessary.
Hopefully the NFS Swamis Europe is back in the league. Remember this is American Football, you are not waiting for Manchester United to insite a riot in some third world country. This is the great game of prima donnas who can't be touched anywhere because they throw the ball. Or the ones you can't bump and grab because they catch the ball. 350lb giants who tweet about taking fluffy out to pee. Shit maybe this is plain old Football. My apology to Solon's youth soccer league. Anyway, I hope everyone is back except for the fortune telling kids (the power of Christ compells you), people who pick games by uniform color, and Lew who hasn't watched a football game since 1982. That was a bit rough, sorry Lew. ( I still owe him some money! Love you man!! ) best not poke the Bear. Good luck to all and God bless the Poolmaster for giving us this playground. Oh yea GO BROWNS |
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| Name: | Poolmaster |
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| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Solid week 12 performance from the European Division! |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Another angry Browns fan |
| Comments: | Kellen Winslow. Shut your stupid mouth and play football. Quit your crying about GM Phil Savage not coming to see you in the hospital and how he thinks you are a piece of meat. Hello, I hate to be the one to tell you this but you are a piece of meat. You do not receive those $250,000.00 checks each week because of your superior intellect. You are a football player, not a brain surgeon. Grow up already, Soldier.
Braylon Edwards. Quit dropping the friggin football you idiot. You are frickin killing us already with the dropped passes. And quit making stupid comments about how you underestimated the Redskins. How does somebody who plays on a 2-4 team underestimate a good team??? Good teams underestimate lousy teams, You are on a lousy team. Part of the reason they are so lousy is because they are counting on you to catch passes for them each week, but you're dropping them by the bushel instead. You need to spend less time working on your touchdown celebration dances and more time on the fundamentals of the game ,like catching the ball. I think your intelligence and talent are overestimated. Derek Anderson How can someone who went to the Pro bowl less than a year ago suck as bad as you do??? Your game is not even good by Arena league standards anymore. You can't manage the game, you cant read defenses, you cant throw the ball. You look like a bungling idiot out there. We have played 6 games and 4 and a half of those have been "bad games". Im guessing your about 1 more bad game away from being a former starting NFL quarterback like your buddy Charlie Frye. Romeo Crennell Time is running out. You need to turn around this whining, crying, botching, bungling, heavily penalized, poorly coached, pack of morons, right now. This needs to change now or your fat ass will be fired before Thanksgiving. Your team is swirling the drain, and so is your Head coaching career. OUT |
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| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Hey Dave R
It's always good to hear from the guys in the NFL Swami European Division. Yeah, the Bills are off to a good start. They got the same easy schedule the Browns had last year. The Browns went 10-6 on that schedule. With Oak, Stl and Arz for your next 3, if your not 5-0 or at least 4-1, you got problems. As for that 8-0 embarassment last season, I was at that blizzard, and it was certainly not a good day for football. The Bills lost because their coach was afraid to kick a 30 yd field goal into 100 mph headwinds and driving snow, and punted, while the Browns coach was dumb enough to try a 43 yd field Goal in the same hurricane force winds. It was truly a miracle that the kick was good. He pretty much kicked the ball straight at his own bench, and the wind miraculously curved it around and thru the goal posts. Oh yeah, the bills snapper sent one over the punters head for a safety and the browns kicked another 20 yard FG, but offense and especially passing was all but impossible that day. The game was here in Cleveland, but the weather was extremely bad, even by Buffalo standards I think the players were more concerned about death from exposure and frostbite, as were the fans. So I wouldnt call it an embarassment, you wouldnt have gone to the playoffs anyway, since you lost to the giants the next week and to philly the week after that, in good weather, so your problems were more than just Cleveland. By the way, we didnt go to playoffs either, because we lost to the 7-9 Bengals in sickening fashion the next week. As for a side bet, ask me around Nov 16 (that's 16 Nov for those in the Army). I wouldnt bet a wooden nickel on the Browns right now. I dont even know who our coach will be for that game. Our current coach is about to field goal his own ass, to the unemployment line. Get Well Soon Browns Poolmaster |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | A Beaten Ex-Fan |
| Comments: | 1.) Fat Albert (the head coach of the Browns) just doesn't get it. Quit kicking field goals you fricking idiot. Doesn't the front office test these morons before they hire them?
Isn't Cower available yet? 2.) Mr. Buckeye.... why run the option with the old lurpy white guy and not the young athletic black guy? Why can't you beat a good team, ever, outside the big ten, why are you out coached in every big game? Lose the vest you sissy homo. |
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| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Greetings from Deutschland!
After an impressive 2-0 start, my (usually disappointing) Bills have a shot at starting 5-0 before their bye week. The real question is, "Can the Bills avenge an embarrassing 8-0 lost to the Browns on Monday Night Football, 17 Nov 2008"? Side bets anyone? Stoney? Bryan? Mike? Lew? Go BILLS!!! |
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| Name: | Big DAWG |
| Comments: | HERE WE GO BROWNIES, HERE WE GO, WOOF WOOF!!!!
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| Name: | Poolmaster |
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| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | 8-0!!! Buffalo should cut their hands and feet off! Congrats to my new favorite team...The Browns!! Good luck and go deep in the playoffs. |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| web link: | http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/ |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Cleveland is going down like a $5 hooker on a $20 bill!!
Cleveland is going down like a blind roofer!! Cleveand is going down like my prom dates's dress did 20 years ago!! The Browns are going down like the Indians did....OK, OK....sorry about that one. GO BILLS!!!!! |
| E-mail address: | ralstondd@hotmail.com |
| web link: | http://www.buffalobills.com/ |
| Name: | George T |
| Comments: | Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
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| Name: | Bud Light Salutes the Blue and Gold |
| Comments: |
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Notre Dame football Fan.... Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high pre-season ranking. Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?? Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to yet another grossly inferior opponent. Backup singer: Charlie's headset was broken! Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born. Backup singer: We wore leather helmets!! Announcer: You will point out that you have more Heisman winners than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season. Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss! Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to BostonCollege in the regular season for the 6th consecutive year... Backup singer: BC has better Catholics!! Announcer: And continue to believe that you'll actually win a bowl game some time this century. Backup singer: We're O for the 2000's!!! Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the pre-season polls come out next year. Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and Hopelessly Pathetic Irish Fannnnnnn! |
| Name: | STEELERS CRUSH BROWNS AGAIN |
| Comments: | Well its week 2 of the NFL season and another Cleveland Browns season of hope has come to a tragic end with their 34-7 abomination at Cleveland Stadium on Sunday.
They gave it all they had, but it wasn't quite enough against a mediocre Steeler team that went 8-8 last season. Charlie Frye playing as though the football was super glued to his hand was brave as he stood in the pocket and took sack after sack. 5 sacks in all, 1 interception and 34 yds of passing before the call to the bullpen went out early in the 2nd quarter. Frye becomes the first Quarterback in NFL history to start for his team in week 1 and be traded before week 2. New Browns punter Peter Ernstler gave the steelers their first touchdown by dropping his first snap as a Cleveland Brown and setting the steelers up at the cle 22 on a play that featured a NFL record 4 penalties on the same team. (2 defensive holdings, an illegal formation and a ineligible downfield kick, all on the same play) Only 7 Browns players were not penalized on the play. Big free agent aquisition Jamal Lewis contributed to the buffonery by fumbling the ball away at the Cle40. The Cleve secondary was scorched for a 40 TD pass on the very next play as Santonio Holmes streaked wide open right down the middle of the field without a Cleveland Brown defender in shouting distance. The Browns Defense provided little opposition as the Steeler offense rolled up and down the field all day long crushing the confused and bewildered Browns Defense like an empty beer can. Big Ben Roethlisberger threw touchdown, after touchdown, after touchdown, after touchdown, and willie Parker rushed for 109 yds. After the game Coach Romeo Crennel said quote "We didn't play good at all and there's no explanation I can give for it"unquote. Despite their sickening performance vs. the Steelers, the Browns hope to bounce back this week against the Cincinnati Bengals. A team that soundly thrashed the Browns twice last year, including a 30-0 appalling embarrassment at Cleveland Stadium. Ocho Cinco has promised a special show for the few Browns fans who bother to show up for the game. It is not known yet if Josh Cribbs will guarantee a victory, like he did for the Steelers game. Tony Grosseee |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | Ok, I know what you are all thinking. Poolmaster you suck, You are incompetent, You idiot, You got drunk Saturday, and slept all day Sunday, You dumb ass, you forgot to pay the web site bill again, You moron, you let your stupid brother run the web page again.
Well none of these are true this time. In fact I had nothing to do with it this time. I was just a poor victim of a "WEB SERVER ERROR". A "WEB SERVER ERROR" is just what it sounds like. It is where the server that my web resides at, has some sort of unknown error, for some unknown reason???? And when you go to upload your web site, like I did on Saturday afternoon, Windows gives you a "WEB SERVER ERROR" message and any web page updating stops immediately right there. Then Poolmaster also notices that that web site has somehow reverted back to the Sunday Nov 5 2006 update even though he distinctly remembers successfully updating the web site on Wed Nov 8 2006 with the winners for Week 9. Feeling he stuck is in some twisted time warp Poolmaster is just left scratching his head and wondering "what the fuck"????. Poolmaster suspects something is wrong, but doesn't really know what is wrong, plus the Poolmaster's real job does not allow him the time to screw around all Saturday afternoon trying to figure out a problem that probably has nothing to do with him anyway, so he figures he will just ignore the problem and hopefully it will just go away on its own. After all it is a "WEB SERVER ERROR" which should mean that it has nothing to do with my equipment or software. It's them, not me, I'm sure they must notice this and will fix the problem. That's why I pay them. That was the Poolmaster's mistake But of course Sunday morning rolls around and we still have "WEB SERVER ERROR". Poolmaster immediately attempts to lash out in anger at his Web site hosting company, only to find out that his web host's customer service does not even work on Sunday's, so the Poolmaster is reduced to sending futile email messages to his web host's closed offices. Needless to say, I got no response. In fact I discovered that since I have NFL SWAMIS. COM on the "Budget Hosting Plan" I do not rate phone tech support even if they are open, They will only communicate with me via email. So finally , late Monday evening, one of my emails finally broke through and someone over at my webhost's office pushed the reset button and all the "WEB SERVER ERRORS" went away and all is good again. The only damage done is a less than satisfactory Week #10 for everyone and the Poolmaster's blood pressure up a few points. So for the second time in the last 45 days, I come to this forum to humbly apologize for any inconvenience or damages this Poolmaster, his website, or webhosting company, may have caused you. And my web site hosting company(who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons)also sends along their sincerest regrets as well. Excellent work everyone (except for 3. You know who you are) for having the intelligence to understand that their was a problem with the Swami web site and the determination to not be shut out by some stupid "WEB SERVER ERROR" and overcoming that problem by sending me an email, with your picks on it, ON TIME. Thumbs up to you Swamis. Poolmaster Out P.S The Pike and Walleye (Moose strike) pics are up on the Pics page |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster @nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com/Photos.htm |
| Name: | Erie Derie |
| Comments: | Swam,
Where's the pics of the walleye and pike from the fishing trip up in Cananda? Time to delete the cars with fire shooting out of the exhaust....... |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | You are right Mike J, I am ashamed.
The simple task of updating the point spreads on Sunday morning was a miserable failure by Asst poolmaster Bryan and Ex pool member Dave. I have no one to blame but myself. I knew these two dumb asses did not have the collective brain power to succeed at even this simplest of chores. Next time I will try training a chimp. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster @nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Mike J. |
| Comments: | Poolmaster -
Good for you on your fishing trip. Shame on you for your techno-challenged brother.... |
| Name: | Dear Swamis |
| Comments: | We would like to sincerely apologize for the poor performance of our respective football teams in this weeks games and especially to those swamis who had the misfortune of picking our sadsack poorly coached teams. We hope that it did not do too much damage to your record. We promise to work extra hard this week to have our teams prepared for the week 2 games. Our players also wish to apologize for their putrid work ethic, obvious mental deficiencies and poor physical skills . But we haven't given up on ourselves yet so please be patient and dont give up on us. 1 game does not make a season.
Best regards to our friends at NFL Swamis Sincerely, Romeo Crennel, Art Shell, John Fox, Jon Gruden, and Mike McCarthy, |
| web link: | http://www.wesuck.com |
| Name: | Poolmaster |
| Comments: | Hello everyone. Glad to be back. Looking at the dates on this Smak board, I noticed that the last time I've posted here was October of 2004. It seems like it was only yesterday. I guess I should check in more often, and will try to do so more often this season.
Oh and thank you Mike J for your kind words of nearly 8 months ago. It is words like that that keep this poolmaster with his 44 percent 15 year ATS winning percentage at his post and happily carrying out his duties. I'm currently working on your bust carving out in my garage. I'm making it from wolmanized lumber so you can display it outdoors in front of the house. My sincerest condolences go out to Lecharles Bentley and the Cleveland Browns on their 2006 season's untimely demise in early August again this year. I hope all those torn ligaments heal up well for you. On a lighter note, I have decided on a green motif for the web page this year, green like the field turf the games are played on, green like the money I probably will pay at the end of the season, green like the ganja in Ricky Williams water bong. Enjoy the green. Thats it for now, back to the basement, Just want to let everyone know the pool is on again this year. I will try to check back in again before 2009. Poolmaster Mike |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster @nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Poolmaster -
Thank you for another excellent job running the pool this year. Hats off to you for finally getting a pair and implementing the "All picks in before first kickoff" rule. I heard you made it out of the basement twice this season as a result. I will be available just about every weekend from mid-July to mid-August for the induction ceremony, however my people will need at least a month's notice to make arrangements, my size is 44 long for the gold Hall of Fame blazer, and I can drop off a picture of myself to use as the model for the Hall of Fame bust. Next season starts in 247 days. Mike J. |
| Name: | pam |
| Name: | pam |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | I would like to submit the following retraction -
The previous smack was directed at Nick "The Waitress Formerly Known As Pickle" who fouled this pool a couple of years ago and not the Nick currently in the football pool. Sorry for the confusion. |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Pickle-
How could we ever forget our favorite glassy-eyed "waitress". The man (allegedly) who left his lowly job as a bar-backup in a drab and dreary mid-western city to become...well..a bar back-up in Las Vegas. You see Nick, where you come from popping tops off Coors Light on Sundays is considered skilled labor. You had a career with a bright future, and you broke your family's heart by throwing it all away to chase some crazy dream. Well at least the move has improved your grammar and spelling to a third grade level. I had always thought Vegas was considered a vast intellectual wasteland. Boy was I wrong! As far as the picking teams blast, last time I checked you were 30th out of 32 in both ATS and Straight-Up. And you thought you're high rolling Vegas "johns" were giving you the inside scoop......silly boy! |
| Name: | Pickle or "The Pick" |
| Comments: | thats right you silly bastards. its me, the almost 2004 ATS champion. for those of you that dont remember me, i used to be the man that popped the tops off Grau's coors lights on sundays. thats right the bartender with the "Pork Chops" that gave all you flammers a run for your money a couple years ago. not even knowing anyhting about football i might add. well time has passed and im in Vegas now picking the games with the big boys. im sure you freaks are all still sitting at gay ass Slam Jams sucking down purple hooters and MGDs. putting more money in Pony Tails pocket. by the way has he cut that rat tail off yet? anyways i just wanted to let you know i will personally be stopping by to moniter everyones progress this season. laying smack on those of you who still cant pick teams for shit. you have been warned. now beware.
hey Grau the titans are looking pretty sweet this season LOL SUCKER ATLANTA ALL THE WAY BITCHES!!!!!!!! PICKLE OUT |
| E-mail address: | pickleak@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Pickle or "The Pick" |
| Comments: | thats right you silly bastards. its me, the almost 2004 ATS champion. for those of you that dont remember me, i used to be the man that popped the tops off Grau's coors lights on sundays. thats right the bartender with the "Pork Chops" that gave all you flammers a run for your money a couple years ago. not even knowing anyhting about football i might add. well time has passed and im in Vegas now picking the games with the big boys. im sure you freaks are all still sitting at gay ass Slam Jams sucking down purple hooters and MGDs. putting more money in Pony Tails pocket. by the way has he cut that rat tail off yet? anyways i just wanted to let you know i will personally be stopping by to moniter everyones progress this season. laying smack on those of you who still cant pick teams for shit. you have been warned. now beware.
hey Grau the titans are looking pretty sweet this season LOL SUCKER ATLANTA ALL THE WAY BITCHES!!!!!!!! PICKLE OUT |
| E-mail address: | pickleak@hotmail.com |
| Name: | Dave R |
| Comments: | Put a big X next to my name......I suck! |
| Name: | gers |
| Comments: | Way to go Mary. 14-0 is sweet! |
| Name: | gers |
| Comments: | Way to go Mary. 14-0 is sweet! |
| Name: | Level Red Alert |
| Comments: | The Coalition pressure must be working, Bryeen-Al-Graaaudr must be on the run due to the fact he picked against his beloved Titans.....what's next? A certian beverage change? Now may be a good time to buy stock in Budweiser. |
| Name: | Level Orange Alert |
| Comments: | ATTENTION ALL NFL SWAMIS
PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BRYEEEN – AL- GRAAAUDR. A KNOWN THUG AND LEADER OF THE AL-TAWISD REBELLISHEE FINGEERSAYAF MOVEMENT (REBELLIOUS FINGERS IN ENGLISH) HE IS WANTED ON FEDERAL WEB SITE HIJACKING CHARGES OVER THE WORLD WIDE WEB, AS WELL AS CONSPIRACY TO ANNOY BAR PATRONS, ATTEMPTED PERJURY ON FOOTBALL PICKS WITH THE INTENT TO WRONGFULLY WIN WEEKLY POOL Known aliases: Wherede El Izzmybeeeer, Inneeda A Kuursliiit, Ikan Smokaboro, Waddi-El-Izzgowinon, Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin. Suspect is a master of disguise. Sometimes known to masquerade as opinionated barstool sports expert and radical Tennessee Titan supporter, Please click on the web link below for a mug shot of this ignorant criminal Please do not attempt to apprehend. Suspect is to be considered drunk and extremely unintelligent. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS FUGITIVE, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL BUREAU OF ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND FIREARMS |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com/al%20graaadr.jpg |
| Name: | Hey Mike J |
| Comments: | I take exception to your "pulling up our skirt" comment. Just because we ran that wide receiver reverse play to Northcutt in every pre season game doesn't mean we are "pulling up our skirt". We ran that play in every regular season game last season and it came very close to being a big play for our football team. Just because that play averages -8 yards in the times weve tried it, doesn't make it any less tricky and deceptive. Besides weve been working on a few new wrinkles to that play that I think you are going to like. But I am keeping those under my skirt, if you know what I mean.
Signed Butch Davis Head Coach, Cleveland Browns P.S Can I get in this pool???? My pick this week is Browns 35 Ravens 3 |
| web link: | http://clevelandbrowns2004playbook.com |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Stoney-
Well.......well.........well....looks like another Stoli-O and Oreo cookie induced Saturday evening binge at "Ole La Casa El Stone" But instead of the usual chasing your cat around the condo, wearing nothing but your boxer shorts and a Jedi warrior mask, you decided to live on the edge, bang away at your Commodore 64 and fire the initial 2004 shot over the bow. Well done!! This is pre-season, and unlike Butch Davis, I do not plan on "pulling up my skirt" and showing every gadget play I have in my smak page arsenal. However, I would like to offer a couple of comments on your first, albeit somewhat rambling, entry. 1) Feel free to mix in capitalization of proper nouns when required. Yea....Yea....I know you Gen X'rs get this subversive rush when you don't follow rules, but c'mon already! 2) I won't get into the spelling. I will attribute the type-o's to Oreo crumbs getting stuck between the keys. 3) You are correct as far as leveling the playing field versus my wife. I now realize that the Sunday morning coffee visits were not "bonding time with Daddy" but were actually a chance for an ex-bookie, grrrrrrrrrrrr!! handicapper to pipeline his picks. She'll be locked in the shed on Sundays until the 8PM ESPN game kickoff this season. Well, as I've mentioned this is pre-season and like the big boys in Berea right now, my timing's not right and I need to get used to working with some new faces. So, I will see you back on the smak page after my two-a-days end, locked and loaded. I'm looking foward to a great smak page season. Bryan continues to provide me quality fodder on a daily basis, so this could be my breakout year. Stoney, not a bad start, definately not regular season worthy yet. However, it's something to build on. Look at it this way, you can only get better from here. Out, Mike J |
| Name: | STONEY |
| Comments: | lets get it started-
there is only one thing in the world that could possibly make clevelanders get excited about the approaching winter! you guessed it FOOTBALL. for the next seven months the sports page has something to read, espn has things to watch, and talk radio seems like the only station that comes in clearly. what else could make mondays be a day we look forward to? only the great institution of the NFL! this message is a wake up call to all fellow swamis. school is almost in session and i hope you are doing your summer reading. no more mr.nice guy, last year was a fluke that will not repeat itself. so i got beat by a guy that wears diapers, so what, he beat all of you also. i mean come on, mike's wife beat him ATS. that right there proves that we few bright individuals were not bad at picking winners, only that the majority got lucky making sensless picks that [only god knows why]came to pass. i think the pool master said it best,"i make the right picks, the teams just aren't performing". well said mike! bryan,bryan,bryan,it looks like you have to find a new team this year. picking the titans this year looks like it might get you less wins than taking the browns. scary thought. good luck on finding a new team to ride. pam,this year it is time to take off the training wheels. you are a big girl and you can make decisions on your own. if you want to play with the big boys, no more help from daddy! love ya. mike,snap out of it. pretend every game is monday night football. that seems to be the only game you get right. you seem to know what you are talking about. hopefully my comments to pam will even the playing field and give you a shot at the Jezorski Cup. i know you want it on your side of the bed!good luck all this thinking is hurting my brain. i shall continue my onslaught of the human psychi at a later date. i am looking forward to answering for my comments, i expect some brutal shit from all of you. see you all in september! I AM OUT |
| Name: | STONEY |
| Comments: | MIKE,THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER GREAT YEAR! AS i did not do well AGAIN i would still love to give my money away next year. And i promise to be online so you don't have to talk to me every sunday and monday. Although you do have an enchanting voice!
SO TO YOU ALL MORE TO PICKLE LOSING MORE TO MIKE J BEING BEAT BY HIS SON MORE TO MIKE J BEING BEAT BY HIS WIFE MORE TO BRYAN ASKING ME WHAT I THINK [CLEVELAND ALL THE WAY] MORE TO PAM BEING THE FIRST LOSER MOREB TO POOLMASTER MIKE HAVING JUST AS BAD A YEAR AS ME FUCK DAVE, YOU'VE WON LONG ENOUGH MORE TO KELLY THINKING SHE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!!! MORE TO COLONEL DAVE,THANK GOD YOU HAVE A MILITARY JOB BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT MAKING PICKS. BILLS ALL THE WAY. MORE TO CARL LOSING MOTOR SKILLS SO HE CANT MAKE ANY MORE WINNING PICKS. THAT WAS WRONG. CONGRATS!!!! SEE YOU BITCHES NEXT YEAR!!! BY THE WAY I WONT READ ANY REBUTTLES BECAUSE I'M NOT ONLINE SO EMAIL BRYAN AND GIVE HIM HELL! MORE TO STONEY CLEANING HOUSE! MORE TO STONEY RUNNING SMACK! SEE Y'ALL NEXT YEAR, I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | STONEY |
| Comments: | MIKE,THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER GREAT YEAR! AS i did not do well AGAIN i would still love to give my money away next year. And i promise to be online so you don't have to talk to me every sunday and monday. Although you do have an enchanting voice!
SO TO YOU ALL MORE TO PICKLE LOSING MORE TO MIKE J BEING BEAT BY HIS SON MORE TO MIKE J BEING BEAT BY HIS WIFE MORE TO BRYAN ASKING ME WHAT I THINK [CLEVELAND ALL THE WAY] MORE TO PAM BEING THE FIRST LOSER MOREB TO POOLMASTER MIKE HAVING JUST AS BAD A YEAR AS ME FUCK DAVE, YOU'VE WON LONG ENOUGH MORE TO KELLY THINKING SHE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!!! MORE TO COLONEL DAVE,THANK GOD YOU HAVE A MILITARY JOB BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT MAKING PICKS. BILLS ALL THE WAY. MORE TO CARL LOSING MOTOR SKILLS SO HE CANT MAKE ANY MORE WINNING PICKS. THAT WAS WRONG. CONGRATS!!!! SEE YOU BITCHES NEXT YEAR!!! BY THE WAY I WONT READ ANY REBUTTLES BECAUSE I'M NOT ONLINE SO EMAIL BRYAN AND GIVE HIM HELL! MORE TO STONEY CLEANING HOUSE! MORE TO STONEY RUNNING SMACK! SEE Y'ALL NEXT YEAR, I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | brYan |
| Comments: | dad you still suck! |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Fellow Swamis -
After receiving that dreaded "Football Bill 2004" e-mail this morning from Poolmaster Mike and his sadistic "....better luck next year...." closing I've come to grips with the reality that this season is almost over. So as I eagerly look forward to yet another over-hyped "thriller" won by the Patriots 8 to 5 on Super Bore Sunday, I'd like to take a few minutes to look back on this season and recognize several people who made this another interesting year: Poolmaster Mike - Thank you for another efficiently run website and pool. Your top notch in my book and I mean that! Perhaps the day will come when your brother will learn that the internet is much more than just on-line poker and Amish porn, sparing him the aggravation of his "Dot-Dot-Dash" Dewey Decimal tracking system. However, until he takes that great leap into the 21st century, I'll continue to enjoy watching him in a drunken haze struggle with his shreds of paper in nicotine stained hands trying to remember if he put a dot next to St. Louis or not. Props to you for actually getting out of the basement TWO TIMES this season (you and Karl are rewriting the NFL Swami record books!!) Looks like the agoraphobia concern running rampant throughout the pool earlier this season has quieted down for now. Thank you for your patience in putting up with the endless Sunday afternoon cell phone calls from my wife (and you thought your brother has a stalker!!)Thank you for your tireless efforts to track down the origins of the Rebellious Finger. It's great Americans like yourself that allow us to wake up under the flag of freedom everday, and I for one salute you. Karl - Congratulations on a fine season. According to NFL Swami historians a first ever (ATS and Straight Up winner)You almost had the hat trick buddy!! Now I know you were hoping for the sweep so that you could "trip" out your new Rascal Scooter. Not to worry, that sled will still be "phat" with a leather seat. Just take it easy on aisle 4 at Tops there Speedy! Pickle - I may have finished a disappointing 6th in the ATS this season but thank you for making me look like a genius and tanking the last half of the season, fullfilling the prediction I made on September 22nd. Now you can look forward to what really excites you on Super Bowl Sunday, the commercials. I'm sure you'll be giving that remote a workout banging back and forth between the World Series of Poker and Super Bowl commercials. Feel free to mix in the actual game at any point, you might learn something. Just for old times sakes though, who do you prefer, the Flaming Fucia of Carolina or the Renegade Red of New England? You can fill me in on whether or not Brittany makes out with Jessica in a Pepsi ad later. I, like most fans, will be in the can during commercials. Just out of curiosity, will the head shaving go off as planned the week after Super Bowl? Or have you and Bryan agreed on something more gatifying like naked wet towel snapping? If it's OK with you, I'll pass on tickets for that one. Oh, and before before you get off a "Dude......you're wife was higher in the standings than you" blast I'd like to make it public knowledge on this forum (and something I pray to God you never witness first hand) that I talk in my sleep. I now know that the notebook sitting on the nightstand was not "a diary of my dreams" as Pam originally told me, but in fact my nocturnal ramblings of the picks I WANTED ON SUNDAY! In essence I finished ahead of you, so keep your pie-hole shut! B-R-I-A-N - I know this is kind like of arguing over who is tougher, the French or the Italians, but the facts are this: 2003 ATS Mike J 54.6% B-R-I-A-N 52.7% SCOREBOARD!!!!!!! That's 2 years in a row my friend! Can you spell dynasty?.......Oh hell you can't even spell your first name so never mind. Instead of a Titans sweatshirt I should have given you a "I'm Mike J's ATS Bitch" sweatshirt. Until the NFL Draft in April, have fun watching bowling and NECKCAR everyone! I am out! Mike J 12-4 Monday Night ATS Record 2003 First Place (hey...I need something to hold onto this season!) |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Memo to the Rebellious Fingers: This Poolmaster will not be intimidated by your inflammatory rhetoric. In fact I dont understand Spanish and dont know what the hell you were talking about, but I know I dont like it a bit. You probably are a bunch of mexican soccer freaks. Well habla this freaks. This pre-emptive attack will not go un-punished. The nflswami organization has has long tentacles and we will smoke you out of your holes and bring you to justice, no matter where you are at, no matter how long it takes. Those who attack the nflswamis will be destroyed. Long live the NFLSWAMIS and screw soccer. OUT |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Rebellious Fingers |
| Comments: | I knew Pickle would snap under the pressure but I never dreamed it would be this bad!
Out Mike J |
| Name: | Rebellious Fingers |
| Comments: | Hablo Espanol? El Football es "soccer". Adios, Senor Michael. |
| Name: | REBELLIOUS FINGERS |
| Comments: | REBELLIOUS FINGERS RULE MAN. A NEW AGE HAS ARRIVED. DOWN WITH THE NFLSWAMIS. WE HEREBY SEIZE COMMAND OF THE GREAT SWAMI WEB PAGE AS A WARNING TO THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT THE REBELLIOUS FINGERS ARE COMING TO ESTABLISH ANARCHY AND OVERTHROW THE CAPITALIST SWINE. AFTER OUR DESTRUCTION OF THE ARROGANT POOLMASTER COWBOY AND HIS GREEDY MONEY GRUBBING COHORTS THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL BE OURS FOR THE TAKING. OUR REBELLIOUS MIDDLE FINGER IS POINTED DIRECTLY AT YOU POMPOUS POOLMASTER MAN. THE NEW AGE IS HERE |
| web link: | http://www.kucinich.us/index.php |
| Name: | cory |
| Comments: | hello folks say hello to the true winner of week 11 straight up picks.
Dad you still suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cory |
| Name: | Honest Abe |
| Comments: | Hey Cory, your right! |
| Name: | cory |
| Comments: | Mike J
DAD YOU SUCK |
| Name: | cory |
| Comments: | Mike J |
| Name: | cory |
| Comments: | Mike J |
| Name: | Pickle |
| Comments: | Hello to all. First and formost i would like to give a shout out to Yul and Telly. Good work guys that picture was beautiful. Brian you got kind of a whole Vin Diesel thing goin on. Its real sexy the chicks will love it. Yeah anyways. Maybe you should ask Santa for a new hat this year. Your gonna need it since you just keep fallin down the ladder every week. Yul and Telly as for you guys i just wanna say thanks for given all of us a glimpse into brians future. Telly "Who loves you Baby."
Now i would like to address the my public and apologize for not runnin smack last week. I was felling a little under the weather and was not able to type. For those of you who were devistated and gave up all hope on life. I do apologize. I will make it up to you by giving one of my picks this week i suggest everyone follows it. Chicago all the way. Now thats it i give away no more. I cant do it all for you guys. Mike J my uncle allways told me not to kick a man whiles hes down. Of course my uncle is a flamming homo sexual who looks like Freddy Mercury. So he can shove that advice right up his ass. So at this time i will take my first stab at smack master himself and see what kinda blood i can draw. I want you to realize that you are getting that severly beaten in this pool. By a guy that couldnt tell you the difference between a linebacker and a point guard. There are point guards in football right. Shit thats hockey. Anyways whatever. My suggestion is that you start lookin over Pams shoulder when she making her picks and try to learn a thing or two. Because from the looks of your stats so far this year. You dont know what the hell your doin. Even Brians beating you. Thats just pathetic. But i want you to know Pickle is here to help. Its what i do. For just $20 bucks i will teach you my special color picking technique. Just think you to can pick em like the pros and for just $5 more i will let you rub my lucky side burns. They are magical i tell you. Mike im just doin this cause i like you. So you might want to take advantage of this once in a liftime chance. If not good luck in this long marathon we have all embarked on. Wait Mike what are you still doin at the starting line. Silly Mike we started five weeks ago good luck catching up. Pickle The Great IN |
| Name: | For Grau |
| Comments: | Dear Grau
Just because you are about to lose your hair in a drunken bet doesn,t mean you should down and depressed. We know alot of people who are follically impaired and have gone on to have a full and active lives. To help prepare you for your life without hair, we have prepared a computer animation of your dome sans hair. Just click on the web link at the bottom of this message to see your new look. We think your new look will be a hit with all your friends. Just look what it did for our careers. Signed Telly Savalas and Yul Brynner |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com/images/bry1.jpg |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Poolmaster Mike-
I for one applaud your swift and decisive action. Others might say "Hey, what's the big deal?, he just forgot to put his dot on the paper and only picked 4 games" Well folks, behavior like that could be the first step on the path to hell. If a young and impressionable guy like "B-R-I-A-N" knows he can get away with something like this........what's next?.......Hanging out in a bar every night???......Developing a compulsive disorder to constantly steal cigarette lighters from unsuspecting bar patrons???......multiple ATM card scams????.......evading local income taxes????.......the list is endless and scary. Thank you Poolmaster Mike for your firm hand. Your actions probably saved someone a life of decadence. Honest Abe - A solid piece of police work! After you're finished solving the Jon Benet Ramsey and Simpson/Goldman Murders, can you check out a few leads for me? Pickle told me a few years ago he pulled the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag off a mattress and as a child actually tried to step on a crack to break his grandmother's back. I'm 10-8 (that's police code that only Honest Abe and me know about!) Mike J |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Thanks Honest Abe I didnt catch that one. I guess I just assumed GRAU would be able to count to 5 on his own. But going back to last weeks pick sheet, in GRAU's own handwriting, which I still possess, I do see that GRAU only picked 4 games against the spread last week. So he will be duly awarded another ATS loss for being unable to produce 5 (five) spread picks last week. I guess he forgot to put the dot next to tennessee again. How unfortunate for him.
How bout another Coors light It is the alertness and honesty, of people like Honest Abe that help protect the integrity of the pool and its upstanding pool members from the more shady, seedy, alchohol soaked, riff raff that sometimes infiltrate the ranks of the nflswamis. Our stovepipe hats are off to you Honest Abe. Its People like you that made this country great. Thank you and god bless America. P.S Please report any further Brain Grau suspicious activities directly to the below email address, so that I can take swift immediate action. Poolmaster Out |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://www.nflswamis.com |
| Name: | Honest Abe |
| Comments: | Gee Bryan, way to go on your 3-1 record A.T.S. last week, 75%, not bad, I thought there was a 5 game minimum, and just what did you have to do to let Pool Master Mike let that one slide by. Then again maybe I don't want to know.
Pool Master - please correct lil G's record to 3-2 / 60%, the more I think about it maybe it should be a big o'fer 5 since some cannot follow the rules. Cin, Phi, SF, G.B. = 4 games played, not 5. |
| Name: | Pickle |
| Comments: | Hello friends of mine,
Well as i predicted i rocked last week for you guys that payed attention. I was a shoe in for both wins goin into monday night. Out of pity for you guys i took Oakland to give someone else a chance to shine in the glory. Your welcome Stoney and Karl, but even in my attempt of good deeds i still managed to tie Stoney. Hooray for me! To be honest i dont care about the week to week. I am in it for the whole thing. So as i dominate this fourth week as well. I just wanna say dont get down guys. Remember we are all winners in gods eyes. Just keep tellin yourselves that. Anyways, it seems i am making all kinds of new friends on this smack page. I would like to address one of my new friends at this time. So GRAU you chose to battle with me. Well let tell you what i have lined up for you this year. Not only will i destroy in this pool, but im also gonna run special smack to you my friend every week for the rest of the season. So come end of January when i have mentally demolished you with my witty comments each week and have shaved evey hair off your head. Oh dont worry chicks dig bald guys just ask Richard. You will see,and fall to your knees to praise your new football god. A man that has redefined picking games. Yes, yours truly Pickle "the Pick" Baudo. Now kiss my feet and you go get me a coors light. Now Mike J dont think i didnt read the crap you wrote about. I did, but i was laughing so hard from reading the stuff you wrote about brian. I totally let it role of my back. You are truly a artistatrunnin smack. Even the shot you took at me was kinda funny. I would retaliate this week, but i see im going to need some time to prepare for you. You much more educated then Brian and not as easy to chop down. But when i am ready i will make you believe and bow down to me as your football god as well. As for now keep up the good work on Brian thats funny stuff man. For the rest of you sheep watch out and dont wind up like these guys. Do not talk smack to me. just follow my picks and you still might stand a chance. Because Pickle Rocks!!!!!!! and so do my Pork Chops!!! Dont ever mess with a man with pork chops. P.S. Kelly you suck at pickin games im gonna kick your ass too. IN |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | "B-R-I-A-N":
I had a hunch that smell of burning wood last night was actually coming from you as you sat in your room feverishly typing away a response. To say I'm disappointed in the response would be an understatement. I guess you were unable to draw your creative aura by staring at the G.E.D. certificate nailed to the wall (too bad, looks like 5 years of hard work went down the drain!) Either that or you were too focused on polishing off your take-home Great Dane in yet another drunken haze. So instead it was yet another tired and worn out "drag the wife and kids into the fray"........yawn...... I raise the smak terrorist alert level from yellow to orange and unleash my "Shock and Awe Campaign", and the only retaliation are spitballs??!!! I can't wait for your next bombshell, will it be, "My brother can beat up your brother", or "I'm made of rubber, your made of glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you"." or "I know you are but what am I??" or how about "Nyaaa, Nyaaa" Well, it's obvious my efforts to raise the bar in this cyber "Think Tank" has failed. It's time to get out of the sandbox and direct my attention to my sputtering ATS season.(yes "B-R-I-A-N", I admit it's pitiful but, AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS SAID FOR YEARS...."It's a marathon not a sprint") Out PS - Has Pickle gone France on us and already surrendered? Way to turtle, Pickle. I knew you had it in you. Mike J |
| Name: | Bryan |
| Comments: | well it's nice to see you finally hicked your skirt up and asked your wife to kick the kids off the computer. (Unless of course your at work, but should'nt you be learning how to run the machines out in the warehouse?) I suppose thats why there going under,because you have nothing better to do than pick on an outstanding member of the football community such as myself. Here me out. I will not be suckered in to such a childish game as you would like. Sincerely, Bryan P.S. If you are to quote someone, get it correct. Richard said( Bryan, We're opening in a little bit. You and Pam should get the hell out of here before Mike gets here! Now thats a friend. OUT! |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | Pickle-
I see you decided to jump into the deep end of the mindless cesspool of Poolmaster Mike's smak page. Welcome! I agree totally with you're original smak posting. You are my worst nightmare. There are two things that totally freak me out,circus clowns........and 6'2" dudes with West Virginia pork chop sideburns nicknamed "Pickle". (I'm still fearing the day I hear the true phallic origination of this nickname) I hate to tell you this "Pickle", but the Travel Channel does not have a show called "The World Series of Football Betting" for you to watch and glom all your picks off of. So when sanity returns to the league in a few weeks and you start losing games because you're "A Lion can eat a Bear so I'll take Detroit" picks blow up in your face, you'll be forced to do some real handicapping and start slugging it out on Pork Chop Hill (pun intended here dude!) with the rest of us. Now, I suggest you go down to your basement and start banging away on your Commodore 64 boning up for the rest of the season. Feel free to mix in a razor every so often Out Mike J |
| Name: | Pickle |
| Comments: | Well Well Well my football friends as we enter this third week of the football season. I just wanna say good luck to all and may the bestman win this week. Wich will probally be me because i rock. I mean seriously, I really ROCK!
Anyways, on a lighter note i just wanna take some time to adress a topic. I think the people of this site will appreciate. There has been a side challenge issued yo me by long pool veteran Brian Grau. Some of you might know him as Grau. This man chose a battle with the wrong man. Fore some odd reason this man has a obsession with my side burns. Yes people, my side burns. I mean dont get me wrong i do have big sideburns "Pork chops" some might call them. Even though i have grown quite fond of them over the years i have chose to wager them in this little bet. In return if i beat Brian Grau or Grau as we call him. I will get to shave his whole entire head with a disposable Bic razor at his favorite location as you all know Slam Jams. Since he doesnt have a chance in hell against my color technique. We will be shaveing him the weekend after super bowl sunday. Tickets are still availible but they are going fast. E mail me for details. Thank you for your time folks Your Fottball Guru, Pickle or just call me "The Pick" |
| E-mail address: | www.lateralus321@aol.com |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | "Brian"-
Here am I minding my own business working out the early season kinks and I get Pearl Harbored by the likes of you??!! 1) When did you sober up long enough to string together some gramtically correct passages? (or did Kelly help you with big words?) 2) Based on the lack of typo's it looks like your no longer trying to type with a Coors Light in one hand and a Marlboro Light in the other. 3) When and where did Don put the cyber room in? and how did you find time from your "busy" evening social schedule to compose this? As you so eloquently put it "it's a sprint, not a marathon" (gee, I wonder where you heard that?, good thing you don't plagerize, some people go to jail for that!) Now, go back to sleep in your pimpn' mobile and leave your usual Noon Sunday wake-up call with Richard (You know........the one where he taps on your car window dangling the keys to the bar saying "Bryan......lookeee......lookeee....time to get up!" War home dogs Mike J |
| E-mail address: | jeziorskit@aol.com |
| Name: | Mike J |
| Comments: | "Brian"-
Here I am minding my own business, working out the early season kinks much like our beloved Brownies and I get Pearl Harbored by the likes of you??!! Your blast has me thinking: 1) You must have been sober long enough that day to coherently string together a couple of random thoughts in a fashion that is gramatically correct (or did Kelly help you with the big words?) 2) The lack of typing errors looks like you're no longer sitting at your keyboard with a Coors Light in your right hand and Marlbaro Ultra Light in the other trying to type with your nose.......congrats! 3) Where and when did Don install the cyber room which allows you the ability to get on-line? and for god sakes how did you find time from your "busy" evening social schedule to even put together this smak? OK, OK, you fired the shot over the bow. But remember as you so eloquently put it "it's a sprint, not a marathon" (nice to see you don't plagarize other people's lines!) Now, go back to sleep in your pimpn' mobile and leave your special wake up call for Sunday morning with Richard (you know.....the one where he taps on the glass and dangles the keys to the door saying "Bryan......lookeee, lookeee.......time to get up!!!!!" War home dogs...... Mike J. |
| Name: | Bryan |
| Comments: | Pickle anyone who knows anything about football realizes that the pool is a marathon not a sprint. It's week two my friend, we'll see you in week 17. One more thing, running smak as a new foolish member is not a good way to make friends in the pool. We'll overlook this one mistake but you are WARNED! Hey mikej I thought you the ATS is for the men? I could'nt help but notice your wife is beating your ass. Better luck next week. Dave I am also sad to see tour reign was so short lived. Keep plugging away, I'm sure you can recapture your thrown in week 3. |
| Name: | Bryan |
| Comments: | Pickle anyone who knows anything about football realizes that the pool is a marathon not a sprint. It's week two my friend, we'll see you in week 17. One more thing, running smak as a new foolish member is not a good way to make friends in the pool. We'll overlook this one mistake but you are WARNED! Hey mikej I thought you the ATS is for the men? I could'nt help but notice your wife is beating your ass. Better luck next week. Dave I am also sad to see tour reign was so short lived. Keep plugging away, I'm sure you can recapture your thrown in week 3. |
| Name: | Pickle |
| Comments: | hello all im here to introduce myself. Im Pickle and i will be claiming the title this year. Im a football fans worst nightmare. Im the guy that doesnt know crap about football, but will win because i pick the teams by there pretty uniform colors. Its a good system i suggest you guys try it. Dont buy in to all that hype of team stats and and wish wash stuff like that. Its all about the colors. If anyone wants any pointers you can e mail me. I would be happy to help.
Your Pal, Pickle |
| E-mail address: | www.lateralus321@aol.com |
| Name: | Bryan |
| Comments: | Isee the defending champion has already reclaimed his rightful spot in the pool this year. Way to go Dave keep up the goog work. |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Oh Man. What a downer..... No gersey in the pool.... I will make my picks with a heavy heart this season. Maybe if you put $1.00 per week in your piggy bank by week 17 you will have $17.00 almost enough for the playoff pool. (I will loan you the other $3.00) Maybe by then you will have recovered sufficiently from last years trauma. Good luck and God Bless America Mike
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| Name: | John G |
| Comments: | This could be "my" year? Are you f__ing kidding me? Last year was my year to win until some A-hole (who will remain anonymous), who had absolutely nothing to lose, goes 80% on my azz and steals my kids school tuition money. The last few months haven't done anything to make me forget that horrible nightmare called the NFL season. That's the "slop" part of this football pool that I totally dislike and disagree with, and therefore won't be a part of any mo! It is both an EMOTIONAL and FINANCIAL decision, made by me, on Sept. 4th, 2003.
I have mucho macho bills to pay, 3 kids (all girls) and wife (original) to feed and clothe, private school tuition due (thanks, a-hole, you know who you are) , and a slow economy to deal with. $4.00 a week times 4 weeks= $16.00=liter of Canadian Club. OR give Pool master & Assoc. the money and kiss it goodbye. I can not and will not be a part of this season, especially when Ddave has a chance to three-peat. You will never hear the end of it when Ddave wins this year. That's right, I said "when" , I'm routing for Ddave to win the pool this year. Go Ddave!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, I don't care about your stupid Cowboys and Niners picks for the NFC championship. Please keep them to yourself! Mr. Poolmaster, I have to say you are a true professional and run a great football pool, except for that one late point spread change you made, still a bad call, blaming a misprint on the newspaper. I think it was a "Rams" game??? Good luck to All John G |
| Name: | Steely |
| Comments: | Hey....props to Karl for week one. The rest of us are either in for a long season...or your pretty lucky. Jury is still out.
Steely |
| Name: | Steely |
| Comments: | Jesus H Christ!!! & What the Hell????!!! THERE'S NO CRYIN' IN FOOTBALL!!!!!!! Pull up you jock strap and put in your picks Gers. Christ Almighty!!!!I can't take the Poolmaster babbling like an idiot........
OUT. Steely |
| Name: | Poolmaster Mike |
| Comments: | Grrrrrseee
According to local gossip, (Dave) word is "The Gers" is having doubts about whether he wants to participate in this years football pool.. When I inquired Dave as to why "The Gers" was down on the pool, he seemed to think the reasons were more emotional than financial. Perhaps the stress of coming so close, to winning football pools ultimate prize so many times, and then exploding in a fiery ball of flames in the final weeks of the season had become too much for him to deal with. Well as your Poolmaster, I feel it is my obligation to try and lift your spirits a bit and provide a little motivation to you. The loss of such a highly esteemed and charismatic pool member would be loss to all of us here at NFL SWAMIS.com. For inspiration, you need to look no further than Dave. Here's a guy who's picks were so lousy for so many years he was the laughingstock of the pool. He was picking the Rams against the Niners for years and the rams hadn't beat the niners in ten years. They were 0-21. And so were Daves picks. Last place year after year. Dave and the Rams. Totally pathetic losers. And then one season, something very strange happened, the rams won a game. And if that wasn't shocking enough a week later Dave wins a game. Then the rams win another game and then dave wins another game and the next thing you know the rams are beating the niners and dave is going 5-0 and winning a weekly pot ATS. And then the whole world just spiralled out of control and the rams were going to Super bowl and world Champions and Dave was winning the Season Pool. No longer was it the Niners and Cowboys playing for the World Championship in the NFC Championship game each season, but all kinds of screwy teams have been winning world championships, even AFC teams, like the Baltimore Crows, Boston Patriots and the Tampa Bay Pirates. And Dave wins back to back Season ATS pools. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!, HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!!!!!!! This abnormal trend cant last forever. The Rams are almost back to last place again and dave cant be to far behind. I too am somewhat depressed over the state of the NFL and the Pool. While I have won 5 Season Championships to your 0 that leaves 7 seasons where I didnt win everything and that doesn't sit very well with me, being the old, proud football pool warrior that I am. While my season may have exploded in a fiery ball of flames in week 3 it doesnt make me feel any better about it. And if you refuse to participate in this years pool, I will give you an 0-5 every single week and post the web page every week with you in last place at 0-50. So you might as well make the picks or I will make them for you and tell everyone that you picked them. And then I will bill you for them at the end of the year. That was the motivational part. So, put a jersey on, put on your eye black and get your game face on, and lets get ready to rumble, FOOTBALL POOL 2003 will kickoff THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 4 at 8PM EST. Have your picks in for that game. Cmon gers, This could be your year. I am going to remain optimistic, I think could be the year when the Niners and Cowboys return to the Super Bowl errrrrr NFC Championship Game. Just in case you dont receive this message I will post it on the Football Pool Smak board so you can read it there if you want. Your hopeful Poolmaster Mike |
| E-mail address: | poolmaster@nflswamis.com |
| web link: | http://howboutthosecowboys.com |
| Name: | John G |
| Comments: | Let's get this rite, YOU Mr. Poolmaster change the St. LOUIS/Wash. line, without a majority vote and then you win the ats pool? Summin smells fishy. Thanks for checking for the rest of us BEFORE making a decision. Thank god I have a computer or I would have never known. Keep an eye on him Dave!!!!!!!! |
