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NAME jon

COMMENTS

 IWANT TO FUCK GRANNY IN THE ASS MMMMM NICE
DATE Sunday, June 25th 2006 - 05:37:21 AM

NAME Sean Holleran
E-MAIL chiefjugando@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 Site still cracks me up.
DATE Thursday, October 20th 2005 - 10:54:52 AM

NAME travis
E-MAIL lil6gangsta94eva@aol.com

COMMENTS

 this ho is crazy
DATE Sunday, May 23rd 2004 - 02:53:16 PM

NAME carly
E-MAIL argyle6540@aol.com

COMMENTS

 Your granny is like my mom. Scary
DATE Tuesday, May 11th 2004 - 09:09:28 PM

NAME Lindsay
E-MAIL wind_song_floating@yahoo.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/wind_song_floating/index

COMMENTS

 hey!
thought you'd like to hear my granny story. my cuz and i play a game whenever we go to granma's called "The Spice Game". We spin the spin drawer around and guess which one's the oldest. She still uses mustard seeds or oregano, etc. from the 50s!! It's cool cuz the things say it costs 10 cents still, but it's crazy grandma still has that stuff laying around!! we get a kick out of it every time!!
DATE Wednesday, January 14th 2004 - 10:12:30 PM

NAME conor
E-MAIL west_haven_camp_rox@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 you are my best friend lalalala i feel so crazzy
DATE Wednesday, December 3rd 2003 - 05:08:40 PM

NAME Pablo
E-MAIL exprealtor@aol.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/co_realtor/Pablos

COMMENTS

 Rye.... what happened to you/?? Where are living?? ...Stink Lines.... ...Stink Lines....
I bought a new fish... named Uday, you know Qusays' brother???? ....stink lines... etc.... e-mail me.... stink lines... stink lines....
DATE Tuesday, November 18th 2003 - 02:03:01 PM

NAME Pablo
E-MAIL exprealtor@aol.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/co_realtor/Pablos

COMMENTS

 Rye.... what happened to you/?? Where are living?? ...Stink Lines.... ...Stink Lines....
I bought a new fish... named Uday, you know Qusays' brother???? ....stink lines... etc.... e-mail me.... stink lines... stink lines....
DATE Tuesday, November 18th 2003 - 02:02:26 PM

NAME Paul Barratt
E-MAIL exprealtor@aol.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/co_realtor/Pablos.html
DATE Tuesday, November 18th 2003 - 01:56:12 PM

NAME Cindy
E-MAIL deesin909@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 I laughed so hard while reading this site that I got scared because it really shouldn't be funny.
DATE Tuesday, November 11th 2003 - 04:29:25 PM

NAME Keely-ann
E-MAIL princess_lub@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 I LOVE this site..me and my friend "Hannah" found it last year when doing a search and we have been on it ever since..re-reading the storys to all our friends! Please update soon we wanna hear more about Granny! Love from Wales (U.K)
DATE Friday, September 12th 2003 - 04:24:07 AM

NAME Jordan
E-MAIL jord69er@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 Thank you ! Your site made me smile, and ... feel a bit ill !! cheers !
DATE Friday, August 1st 2003 - 03:57:25 AM

NAME margaret bell
E-MAIL maggie@columbus.rr.com

COMMENTS

 one of these days we will be doing the same thing
DATE Tuesday, July 22nd 2003 - 11:19:01 AM

NAME margaret bell
E-MAIL maggie@columbus.rr.com

COMMENTS

 one of these days we will be doing the same thing
DATE Tuesday, July 22nd 2003 - 11:18:52 AM

NAME Katie

COMMENTS

 I feel bad for you! I had to sit and talk with a granny (she wasn't even MY granny) and it was torture. I found out that my aunt's bladder leaks, her father died on the couch that I was sitting on, and the fact that she pukes up her cranberry juice everytime she drinks it. In between those discussions she said "damnit cat!" a lot. There was not a cat in sight. I freaked the hell out of me. Good luck!
DATE Tuesday, June 24th 2003 - 10:37:10 PM

NAME OlgaP
E-MAIL fretg@narod.ru
URL http://www.biysk.ru/~alena/casino/

COMMENTS

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DATE Sunday, May 18th 2003 - 01:36:20 PM

NAME bp

COMMENTS

 PLEASE GIVE US MORE UPDATES ON GRANNY! Doesn't she write you crazy letters you can post?

Love it!

You should also have a "my crazy granny" section where people can contribute stories of their crazy granny. Love the great dane rocks story!
DATE Monday, April 14th 2003 - 10:19:57 AM

NAME Me

COMMENTS

 Yes, it's me. I forgot about the website and never update. Here's the deal. I live in Germany now, and am writing this from Amsterdam....I came for the archecture! Seriously!

Granny is still alive and well and as crazy as ever!

Thanks for hating this website!


Luv,
Me
DATE Friday, April 11th 2003 - 09:31:00 AM

NAME Ronny

COMMENTS

 I need updates. Did she die or something? If so, put her in the closet.
DATE Saturday, March 1st 2003 - 04:38:12 PM

NAME Keely-ann
E-MAIL princess_lub@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 Oh my gawd, me and my friend Hannah LOVE this site. It's by far the best site around! Its soooo funny, and we love the story about the christmas tree! Keep up the good work :p
DATE Wednesday, February 26th 2003 - 03:15:57 PM

NAME ROBERT
E-MAIL Robsvilla@aol.com

COMMENTS

 "WOW", this site was fun! We had a party for my Granny this past summer for her 85th B-Day and she did it again! "What did she DO?!!"-YOU ASK-. Well for starters Granny has a dog a BIG DOG(GREAT DANE). The party was out side and the wind was blowing everthing off the table; SO Granny put rocks on the tablecloths, plates, napkins and yes on top of the food bowls so they would not blow over. They were not rocks, they were hard dried-up piles of dog shit that were out in the sun so long that they were white and the size of river rocks! GOTTA LOVE YOUR GRANNY. Bye
DATE Sunday, February 9th 2003 - 01:23:12 AM

NAME Russ

COMMENTS

 Good GOD! I feel I'm going to hell for laughing so uncontrollably at your crazy Granny and her house. But one can only fight off such hilarity for so long before exploding in a fury of giggles and snorts.
DATE Friday, February 7th 2003 - 12:21:51 PM

NAME Jessica Hensley
E-MAIL bitch_got_back_2004@yahoo.com
URL http://groups.msn.com/SirRobsMistress

COMMENTS

 I have been coming to this website for a little while but i havent signed the guest book until now. i love this site, its really fucking great, and its a great past time if u are really wanting to laugh! One of my favorite parts was the letter to the army, its true, so true. keep up the work!
DATE Sunday, December 29th 2002 - 11:42:34 AM

NAME Dave
E-MAIL wired203@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 This site is a riot, good way to kill some time at work ;-)
DATE Monday, December 16th 2002 - 08:33:30 AM

NAME todd luter
E-MAIL taluter@spartanmotors.com

COMMENTS

 Great site! Reminds me of my grandmother-in-law, may she rest in peace.

Rockin'
DATE Sunday, December 15th 2002 - 11:37:40 AM

NAME Adam White.
E-MAIL whitedude692003@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. this site is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol...thats all.
DATE Friday, December 13th 2002 - 07:35:37 PM

NAME BASIL
E-MAIL Basil_M_noSpam_@212.com
URL http://cheap-iternational-phone-cards.com

COMMENTS

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These cards allow to save money on telephone talks.
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DATE Thursday, November 7th 2002 - 10:55:58 AM

NAME Ash
E-MAIL piersac@auburn.edu

COMMENTS

 Oh yeah, a great diversion.
DATE Friday, November 1st 2002 - 11:10:10 PM

NAME Christine
E-MAIL xhoticeskaterx@aol.com

COMMENTS

 This is some funny shit. Keep up the funny ass work.
DATE Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 - 01:38:05 PM

NAME Darkest Warlock

COMMENTS

 When I first saw this site I laughed my ass off. Can I please borrow some of Grannys ass cream to fix it? I'm sure she could spare some.
DATE Thursday, October 17th 2002 - 05:12:55 AM

NAME kevin
E-MAIL kevinkrouse@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 you should continue with this website if you have the time. it is very amusing. keep it up
DATE Wednesday, October 16th 2002 - 09:40:57 AM

NAME rex

COMMENTS

 this place is a disease hole. is this where aids started?
DATE Tuesday, September 24th 2002 - 08:38:16 AM

NAME Dee Dee

COMMENTS

 Hmmm....Your granny seems slightly eccentric! Just one question though, was it really her that wore your undies?!!
DATE Thursday, July 25th 2002 - 02:50:36 PM

NAME Dreamstealer
E-MAIL armostris@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 yeap yeap things could be worse:)like alzhimer:)its the best site automatically is on my best sites
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DATE Wednesday, July 24th 2002 - 04:06:11 PM

NAME Sam
E-MAIL somegirlcalledsam@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 Wow I laughed my ASS OFF at this site! I'm so glad you decided to share all these interesting/horrible things about your grandma on the internet. I hope you find time to maintain it, because it is fantastic! I'm going to direct all my friends here! :)
DATE Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 - 10:48:39 AM

NAME Lea Ann
E-MAIL Lea-Ann@cox.net

COMMENTS

 How wonderful is this site? I was raised by my grandparents and my own grandmother/mother is 80 years old. However she is totally hip and cool, she dates, she does lunch and she looks like a million bucks...at least 20 years younger than she is. So go figure...how did you end up with a crazy granny? Well if it's any consequence you can go visit mine sometime!!! Poor crazy granny....she needs some cool friends!
DATE Monday, July 22nd 2002 - 07:31:28 PM

NAME Rachel
E-MAIL RachelFake@hotmail.com
URL http://yousuck

COMMENTS

 HEY HEY HEY! I like a lot. I like granny a lot. I like you a lot. This is a cool website, I like a lot. I like granny's house a lot, I like granny's ass wipes a lot. I like granny's (and yours!) panties a lot. I like stuff a lot. I like that pic of the monkey (actually you seeing grandma nude) a lot. I like a lot. I like a lot-Rachel.
DATE Saturday, July 20th 2002 - 02:17:37 PM

NAME some canadian
E-MAIL deedlebot@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 wow....no wait there's more....wow...LOL yes i have met many grannies like yours thankfully none have been my own. I new one once where if you got up in the wee hours of the morning u could spot her out in the garden taking a huge crap. "helps the plants to grow" she would say...mmmmmmmm pASS the carrots pleez.another would wack u with her cane if u got within striking distance, there didn't seem to be a reason for this, just a love for a good wacking.The one thing they all seem to have in common though is ass creams WTF? its like the ability to shit is more important than life itself....maybe. a good shit IS a good shit no argument there but why the arsenol my god :\ anyway your not alone in fact...she's behind u right now AAHHHHHHHHH
DATE Wednesday, July 17th 2002 - 07:48:54 PM

NAME henry martinez
E-MAIL jim_morrison_69_99@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 great site i love it it is funny as hell
DATE Tuesday, July 16th 2002 - 04:04:57 PM

NAME matt
E-MAIL ssslow289@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 Great site. LMFAO. Found it on Yahoo. Please put a CURRENT pic of yourself.
DATE Monday, July 15th 2002 - 10:30:42 PM

NAME TrenT
E-MAIL vztrentvz@aol.com

COMMENTS
I feel bad for you, thats a horrible situation. You should put a self-pic up however.
DATE Monday, July 15th 2002 - 02:21:14 PM

NAME C.C.

COMMENTS

 Well, Granny definately sounds crazy, but, could you update the site with an explaination as to why you live there? I think we're all curious. I see that some people who signed the guestbook are all judging you for living with her, but really, I'm just curious if there are special circumstances. Does she have deep-rooted psychological problems or what?
DATE Sunday, July 14th 2002 - 06:47:33 PM

NAME dnt tell, i worked so hard to escape

COMMENTS

 oh my gosh, i'm not the only one! My mother and my grandmother are freaks. my mother loves the smell of skunks. no wonder, her dad used to fart on the hour. big nasty bombs that lingered for ever. the chair he occupied all day still smells like crap and he's been gone for years. can you imagine when my husband came to meet these people? in all their naked glory one christmas?
DATE Sunday, July 14th 2002 - 01:38:52 AM

NAME ~MONARCH~juggalette
E-MAIL iloveme317@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 Yes...this site is funny...but your fucked up for making fun of somone else's misfortunes instead of trying to help, she's family bitch. If you dislike her so much why dont you stop leaching of her and get a damn job lazy ass bitch!
DATE Sunday, July 14th 2002 - 12:54:28 AM

NAME Sasha
E-MAIL zib_biz@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 I gotta commend ya, 'Cause if it was me I woulda already got a job and ran from that place. Atleast your making the best of it with this site...It's some funny ass shit (oops didnt mean to say ass...hope your granny doesnt read it and get turned on) I guess you cant move out now or help your granny by gettin her commited...then what would you do with your time...you selfish lazy bitch
DATE Sunday, July 14th 2002 - 12:48:57 AM

NAME Jake
E-MAIL jcstanifer@comcast.net

COMMENTS

 I pray for you. (Hell I dont even believe in God!) You need serious therapy. Grannie's ass juice YIKES
DATE Saturday, July 13th 2002 - 08:11:38 PM

NAME april
E-MAIL aypryll_pop
URL http://vivacious.elektrikcoma.com

COMMENTS

 I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this... so I laughed so hard I cried.

PURE GENIUS, I applaud you and this site.
DATE Thursday, July 11th 2002 - 04:59:20 PM

NAME Hellsbells
E-MAIL sculder731@hotmail.com

COMMENTS

 I've never cried with laughter so much as i did when i read this site. I love it when u surf the net and u land upon a beauty of a site like this one!!

DATE Thursday, July 11th 2002 - 11:49:27 AM

NAME Kristen Henson
E-MAIL Hensonfam4@yahoo.com

COMMENTS

 This is some funny shit, I am actually looking forward to more.......
DATE Monday, July 8th 2002 - 10:54:07 PM

NAME kevin

COMMENTS

 if yu clean yur ass like yu clean grannies house yu must have alot of dern flies following yu.
DATE Monday, July 8th 2002 - 03:11:23 PM

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