... Dreambook ...scripted

no longer a G U E S T B O O K

Name HoP
Self description Oddly interested...

Comments

I really enjoyed looking at your work. I hope to see more in the future.
DATE Monday, February 27th 2006 - 07:23:15 PM

Name Chipmunk

Comments

<3 Ninja hamy
DATE Friday, November 11th 2005 - 01:26:17 PM

Name sachi
Self description head full of fluff

Comments

Oooh. This was always my favourite design. The new Colette picture doesn't work. MAKE IT WORK PLEASE.
DATE Wednesday, August 10th 2005 - 07:09:01 PM

Name peipa
Self description rising turd
URL http://peipa.deviantart.com

Comments

glad to see your still around : D Also glad to see new art.
DATE Wednesday, July 27th 2005 - 11:13:01 AM

Name Hugh M
Self description disagreeable hermit
Email hyoomik@vaxxine.com

Comments

I love the boisterous birds on the line. And so much excellent new art hitherto unknown to the general public. Always a pleasure to behold.
DATE Tuesday, July 5th 2005 - 05:10:37 PM

Name Hugh McD
Self description disagreeable hermit
Email hyoomik@vaxxine.com
URL http://www.vaxxine.com/hyoomik

Comments

I love the boisterous birds on the line. And so much good new art hitherto unknown to the public. As always, a joy to behold.
DATE Tuesday, July 5th 2005 - 05:08:07 PM

Name sachiko
Self description sleppy

Comments

The redesign is the fantasmo. I'm so into it.
DATE Tuesday, June 28th 2005 - 09:08:57 PM

Name Kate
Email kbarrymore@gmail.com
URL http://redhandedjill.blogspot.com

Comments

hey marian, cool site!
DATE Tuesday, June 28th 2005 - 05:35:45 PM

Name Kimi
Self description furry and flexible
URL http://www.chasingtyrants.blogspot.com

Comments

The new look is absolutely fab. Juniper and George concur.
DATE Tuesday, June 28th 2005 - 11:09:59 AM

Name Marian
Self description alla gloria militar

Comments

Wow, Jed. Are you still making music and snapping pictures of the ladeez? I guess if I'm going to form questions I should just use email, but that's scary and direct. Anyway, nice to hear from you.
DATE Sunday, May 8th 2005 - 12:49:59 PM

Name Jed Johnson
Self description so good
Email jedediaj@artofsorts.com
URL http://myspace.com/jedjohnson

Comments

You are still very very good Churchland. Do you remember me? I came on a Pale Horse, and Hell came with me, in the form of Justin Taber.

I still want to make an album called "Married in Churchland"
DATE Tuesday, March 15th 2005 - 10:06:55 PM

Name Chan Tien Yee
Self description awake
URL http://chan.hackrifice.com

Comments

Hey Marian. I was just working on my website, because I've started drawing again, and came across that gift drawing you did for me ages ago (4 years?). I love all the new drawings! Keep it up.
DATE Saturday, March 12th 2005 - 02:04:24 AM

Name sachiko
Self description 94% garlic

Comments

hee hee. It's the sneaky hidden EASTER EGG comment!

Although you probably won't see this until long after the joke is stale.

DATE Thursday, January 27th 2005 - 10:00:47 PM

Name Marian
Self description I am, now, as fresh, as hot, as high

Comments

She can't phone the pizza place (what if they yell at her?), or return emails, or tie her shoes properly, or make eye contact with people on the street without grimacing dementedly at them, and so on.
DATE Friday, December 31st 2004 - 05:36:53 PM

Name sachiko
Self description Not bred amongst clods, and clot-poules, here on earth.
Email sachiko.murakami@gmail.com
URL http://authorfunction.blogspot.com

Comments

I looove the new design. So talented, that Marian. And good-looking. What can't this woman do?
DATE Friday, December 31st 2004 - 12:55:49 PM

Name U. Arnault Daniel
Self description Am so.
Email dcc254@nyu.edu

Comments

How, Big Chief Lake Trail.
Your site is fantastic. I loved the mud bunny comic, as well as some of the paintings and sketches. I bow to your majesty. I'll now recommence my e-mail barrage.
Yours, Johnny Deep Ravine
DATE Monday, November 15th 2004 - 04:20:39 PM

Name Kimiko
Self description Cat Fancy
Email kimikomurakami@yahoo.ca

Comments

I am crazy for Ninja Hamu!
George is apples for him.

DATE Sunday, October 31st 2004 - 02:29:33 PM

Name Marian
Self description Toast of the Town

Comments

Nernie! I'll send you my little ninja hamu, and that way you can luuuuurve him in person.

(I'm not really the toast of the town - except in that you are what you eat - but I want to be, I do! I do!)
DATE Saturday, October 30th 2004 - 10:21:46 PM

Name Sachiko
Self description Hopping with excitement.

Comments

Yay updates! The new sketches are gorgeous. And I think I'm in lurve with Ninja Hamu.

You're so fancy!
DATE Thursday, October 28th 2004 - 03:32:33 PM

Name Sachi(ko)
Self description Soon to be updated.
URL http://www.authorfunction.blogspot.com

Comments

Where's the updates, bitches? The world needs more Marian, but for Murphy's sake, woman, throw me a bone. Even a little chicken bone. A carpal. I'm dying, here!

DATE Monday, October 4th 2004 - 09:33:21 PM

Name sister
Self description sister
Email cawcaw2

Comments

i want more, MORE goddamnit
DATE Friday, September 10th 2004 - 03:50:14 PM

Name Susan

Comments

i've just kinda stumbled across ur site... i love the dancer picture its beautiful this is a great site and i will definately be back...
DATE Friday, June 4th 2004 - 12:53:19 PM

Name serin

Comments

AHHHHHHHHHH your alive!!! I had my doubts for a while! Glad to see your back.
DATE Friday, May 14th 2004 - 07:05:47 AM

Name Ithelruna
Self description Dreamer/Ghost/Enjoyer of Good Art/and perhaps an Artist too, of sorts

Comments

I just wanted to say that I came across your site quite by accident and found it to be most increadible...I simply love the gestures your characters have and the way they hold themselves...Your art as a whole speaks of a bleek life and a heart that was deadened by pain (?), or perhaps disappointment....but what I like best about your work is that each picture kind of convays a whole world in it, like a snach of a dream...that is a rare gift to be sure and like a perfact day at the beach or a first kiss gone well, should be charished as something of great value...I do hope you still create stuff (even if I don't get to see it) for it would be a shame if your gifts where to be lost forever in the folds of time....

Ithelruna
DATE Tuesday, March 30th 2004 - 01:52:41 PM

Name Claire
Self description Formulated with the natural goodness your cat deserves.

Comments

I too, of course, am frankly tickled to see Co'tokyo up again. It tickles me real nice!
DATE Wednesday, March 3rd 2004 - 05:34:11 PM

Name Mark
Self description Writer of clever e-mails, yes?
Email carpe_canum@hotmail.com

Comments

I'm glad to see that the site is back up, because it is a fine sight to see, site-wise.
DATE Monday, March 1st 2004 - 09:36:38 PM

Name MUGU
Self description FINE
Email MUGU@MUGU.COM

Comments

I DEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DATE Wednesday, January 14th 2004 - 04:37:01 AM

Name the Last Puppeteer
Self description an analystic linguist and very private artist
Email swordcombat@hotmail.com
URL http://www.angelfire.com/moon/maidsnminstrels/

Comments

Wow. Extraordinarily spiffy. I found the Greymalkin comic entirely by accident; you really should post a good like to it. All the art is awesome. Update "Fetchers"!!! I love Enid... [/randomness]
DATE Thursday, November 20th 2003 - 05:05:37 PM

Name Al Roback
Self description a dreamer who never accomplishes anything
Email junk_me83@hotmail.com

Comments

I am glad to have stumble apon this site; your art is impressive.

~Al
Vancouver B.C.
DATE Monday, November 3rd 2003 - 04:36:03 PM

Name Natursekt
Self description Natursekt
Email motu@gmx.de
URL http://www.xpantispy.de/natursekt/

Comments

Very nice Site!!!! please look a my site too, its very natursekt sexy
DATE Monday, October 20th 2003 - 07:43:32 AM

Name Hugh
Self description artist/translatorofphilosophy
Email hyoomik@vaxxine.com
URL http://www.vaxxine.com/hyoomik/images/images.ehtml

Comments

I found your site by accident. I spent a good few hours enjoying your art (and the unfinished story - what happened with the Russian assassin and his target). Keep it up. I will habitually dropby for a look.
DATE Wednesday, October 8th 2003 - 03:14:37 PM

Name P-Air
Self description yep yep
Email mr_socko_rules@hotmail.com
URL http://www.p-airart.com

Comments

I Really like your art, hope you don't mind if I color your Orlandu picture.

ps: sorry about the messed up entry right below. clicked sign by accident.
DATE Wednesday, October 8th 2003 - 10:10:25 AM

Name -air
DATE Wednesday, October 8th 2003 - 10:08:34 AM

Name little sister
Self description sicky
Email cawcaw2

Comments

hey sister, greetings from kingston ontario, I WANT TO SEE NEW STUFF... wanna know whats being created in ur head.. evem poetry and such
love ur little sister
DATE Monday, October 6th 2003 - 11:22:26 AM

Name little sister
Self description sicky
Email cawcaw2

Comments

hey sister, greetings from kingston ontario, I WANT TO SEE NEW STUFF... wanna know whats being created in ur head.. evem poetry and such
love ur little sister
DATE Monday, October 6th 2003 - 11:22:27 AM

Name Blu
Self description Tattoo Girl
Email thepandapunch
URL http://tattheory.htmlplanet.com

Comments

Is it wrong that your work give me the Gibblies?*shivers in anticipation* I want to hug you for hours. Thankyou.
DATE Friday, September 26th 2003 - 02:24:15 PM

Name foetten
Email foetten@gmx.net
URL http://www.hardcore-bilder-galerie.com

Comments

Your Homepage is very useful and nicely designed. Greetings from Netherland
DATE Tuesday, September 2nd 2003 - 11:20:52 AM

Name Fred
Email f.charve@wanadoo.fr
URL http://funky.crouton.free.fr

Comments

I just wanted to say i spent a really good moment watching your art (so much volume in your lines!). Bravissimo!
DATE Sunday, August 31st 2003 - 04:00:56 PM

Name [A witty internet persona]

Comments

Wheres your comic section gone Marian?
DATE Saturday, August 9th 2003 - 05:49:14 PM

Name baby nayoka
Email mugu@guy.com
URL http://WWW.MUGU.COM

Comments

igbo i am here abegi00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
DATE Thursday, July 17th 2003 - 02:55:53 PM

Name Private Krankenversicherungen
URL http://www.pkv-online-vergleich.com

Comments

Greets from germany!
DATE Monday, June 30th 2003 - 08:46:43 AM

Name Private Krankenversicherung
URL http://www.pkv-online-vergleich.com

Comments

Really cool site and a nice design!
DATE Monday, June 30th 2003 - 08:46:29 AM

Name Private Krankenversicherung
URL http://www.pkv-online-vergleich.com

Comments

I want to sign your book because I really like your site.
DATE Thursday, June 12th 2003 - 12:04:53 AM

Name Bobby
Self description tinkerer
Email baquitania@yahoo.com
URL http://groups.msn.com/DigitalArtBoard/thelandofbaquitania.msnw

Comments

Came upon your art through a google search... really nice stuff, love your digital coloring... thanks for the eye candy... B.
DATE Friday, May 16th 2003 - 05:54:37 AM

Name serin

Comments

Your dog looks alot like mine :X
DATE Wednesday, May 7th 2003 - 01:38:41 AM

Name Vache and Cow
Self description Vache and Cow
Email spambox@vacheandcow.com
URL http://www.vacheandcow.com

Comments

Congrats for your website, we LOVE it !!! Don't hesitate to come by our great little cow world to say hi :-)

Vache and Cow : Cow's Paradise

Vache and Cow - shopping cadeaux vaches - vaisselle bains vêtements accessoires jouets peluches gifts cows


DATE Thursday, April 17th 2003 - 05:12:06 AM

Name Friedrich O. Petterson
Email friede_dontspam_@hostings-xxl.com
URL http://www.netter-partner.net/

Comments

Kewl!
DATE Monday, April 14th 2003 - 02:40:31 AM

Name SHOPPING DEALS

Comments

DATE Sunday, April 13th 2003 - 09:15:36 PM

Name Maxi Windisch
Self description Zahnzusatzversicherung
Email maxi.w@gmx.com
URL http://www.hanswaizmann.de/

Comments

Thank you for all tips on your site!
DATE Tuesday, April 1st 2003 - 06:26:27 AM

Name nadia roberts

Comments

i was in drawing with you in the fall.. in gu's class... codrin told me about your site... hope you don't mind... i liked your work in class, and i am as impressed and inspired by this stuff as i was with your sketch book when you showed it to me. still don't ahve the name of the artist who did the faerie book, but at least i know how to tell you when i do find it... i like your new paintings. they be good. bye
DATE Sunday, March 30th 2003 - 04:54:58 PM

Name chikachy
Self description O_O
Email chikachy@yahoo.com
URL http://www.geocities.com/chikachy/

Comments

every time i come, i see something new and better ^_^. a very good thing, no?
DATE Thursday, March 20th 2003 - 08:27:27 PM

Name Rak
Self description Raven's Anomalous Kingdom
URL http://www.geocities.com/rakbird/

Comments

Perdy, perdy site. Love Celes, and adore the Arthur painting. There's a lot of subtle messages - I don't know if you put them there or they just manifested - but it's cool.
DATE Monday, March 3rd 2003 - 02:17:02 PM

Name chantienyee
Self description lonely
Email chanman@footbag.org
URL http://chan.pixelnation.cc

Comments

absolutely love fetchers
DATE Tuesday, January 21st 2003 - 12:32:58 PM

Name Carlo O.
URL http://www.ipicture.de

Comments

Frohes neues Jahr an alle!
Gruß
C.
DATE Thursday, December 26th 2002 - 04:01:41 AM

Name Liz Park
Self description 83395012
Email Little.Lizard@seznam.cz
URL http://it will be up by this year.. hopefully...

Comments

You said to me, "I'm an insult to people like you."
That's not true. You're a light to me. Thank you for letting me see.
I am glad we crossed each other's path at least once in our lives. i hope to see you around and when i get my shit up for more ppl in the world to see, I shall revisit cold tokyo and ask you politely to come see my stuff and sign my guestbook and make constructive criticism on how crappy my work is in comparison to yours.
happy winter break
DATE Sunday, December 15th 2002 - 11:57:04 PM

Name from the great yonder
Self description confused

Comments

if it is no longer a guest book, why are guests still signing it?
DATE Sunday, December 15th 2002 - 05:18:13 PM

Name codrin
Self description sleepy and lazy
Email ilovecodrin@hotmail.com

Comments

...aimlessly surfing...then i found your sight
DATE Friday, November 29th 2002 - 05:45:01 PM

Name Daniel Ritter
URL http://www.natursekt.de.nr

Comments

You have a very interesting site. My printer ink ran out, I have to go and buy more inkjet cartridges. I just want to sign your guestbook before I go to the ink cartridges store to get printer cartridges.
DATE Wednesday, November 6th 2002 - 04:04:42 AM

Name Kevin Waller
Email kevin_walter@hotmail.com
URL http://www.britney-spears-nackt.de.nr/

Comments

Every once in a while I run across a site such as this. Too many webmasters spend so little time organizing their content that when I find a site like yours it's a treat. Personally, I operate a number of sites in the industries of: golf clubs, stair steppers, water filters, hair care, laptop batteries, entertainment, sunglasses and even inkjet cartridges. Good job!
DATE Wednesday, October 30th 2002 - 03:36:00 AM

Name Ed Collins
Email edschalk@hotmail.com
URL http://www.sexcam.de.nr

Comments

This is a very interesting website, I have added it in my favourites. Greetings Ed
DATE Sunday, October 27th 2002 - 01:43:36 PM

Name Ulrich Zank
Email uzank@mail.com
URL http://www.lolitasex.de.nr

Comments

Your Homepage is very useful and nicely designed. Greetings from Switzerland
DATE Saturday, October 26th 2002 - 03:14:21 PM

Name Daniela Bach
Email daniela_bach@hotmail.com
URL http://www.potenz.de.nr

Comments

Hi all! Just wanted to wish you a great weekend! :-)
DATE Friday, October 25th 2002 - 03:22:34 PM

Name Tobias
Email sexcracks@firemail.de
URL http://sexvideos.piratez.net

Comments

hi ;)
DATE Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 - 10:07:27 AM

Name Webcams
Email info@webcams.de.nr
URL http://www.webcams.de.nr

Comments

Wow, what a site!
DATE Sunday, October 20th 2002 - 12:19:13 PM

Name Fesseln
Email peter.fesseln@fesseln.de.nr
URL http://www.fesseln.de.nr

Comments

Hi! Just happened to be in the area and thought I'd sign the guestbook :-) Keep up the good work!
DATE Thursday, October 17th 2002 - 12:01:46 PM

Name Anime
URL http://www.anime-erotic.de

Comments

Your site is great. I just happened to have a moment to surf the net and came across it. I like your web page I am going to tell my friends about it.
DATE Tuesday, October 15th 2002 - 01:18:59 PM

Name PKV Private Krankenversicherung Private
URL http://www.private-krankenversicherung-analysen.net

Comments

Hello and many Greetings from PKV :-)
DATE Wednesday, October 9th 2002 - 04:45:09 PM

Name nathan
Email idn13@hotmail.com
URL http://gabe.nu/aki

Comments

whooops, i accidently hit enter on that last one, before i typed anything. sorry. >_
DATE Sunday, October 6th 2002 - 12:42:35 AM

Name nathan
Email idn13@hotmail.com
URL http://gabe.nu/aki
DATE Sunday, October 6th 2002 - 12:39:21 AM

Name Private Krankenversicherung
URL http://www.krankenversicherung-info24.de

Comments

Hello, I found your website in a search engine! Didn't want to go away without signing your guestbook. ;-)
Many Greetings, CR.
DATE Friday, October 4th 2002 - 05:26:56 AM

Name steffi
URL http://www.private-krankenversicherung-1.info

Comments

Hallo

i like your page an i will be back soon.
DATE Monday, September 30th 2002 - 05:29:40 AM

Name serin
Self description Stuff

Comments

Im glad to see my link here is still alive, which is more than i can say for my site. Dude, how long has that fish been sitting out?

-Serin
DATE Sunday, September 1st 2002 - 12:26:22 AM

Name Claire
Self description strong as ten regular men
Email claire@incedental.net
URL http://www.incedental.net

Comments

Thanks for linking me, you dirty lady. If you were a BC Ferry, you'd be the Queen of Vancouver. Making stops at all the little boy's hearts.
DATE Monday, August 26th 2002 - 02:38:47 AM

Name Thomas
Email Thomas@private-krankenversicherung-links..de
URL http://www.private-krankenversicherung-links.de

Comments

Just happened to be in the area and thought I'd sign the guestbook...:-) æî‘
DATE Sunday, August 25th 2002 - 08:30:39 PM

Name jonasFX
Self description shaved (not THERE!), baggy eyes, burnt hair a little here and there
Email cp_cp@hotmail.com
URL http://swelife.keenspace.com

Comments

aah! it's up! I thought you had closed this site down. ;; <-tears of joy
I'll make you another fanart to celebrate if I can find the time ^^

wee!
DATE Saturday, August 10th 2002 - 08:58:16 AM

Name C
Self description have the same nose, shoulders, eyes, mouth as marian. aka blood realted
Email cawcaw2@hotmail.com

Comments

thier was a prarie girl, a prarie girl, a parries girl
the prarie span from here to there and there to here and here to there
then she moved inside a cardboard box...
DATE Sunday, July 14th 2002 - 10:49:30 AM

Name johnnyblu
Self description self loather..... or sorts
Email shatter34@yahoo.com

Comments

and if misspelled your name... marian... i appologize...
DATE Monday, July 8th 2002 - 06:07:14 PM

Name johNNyblu
Self description dork
Email shatter34@yahoo.com
URL http://fly.to/johnnyblu

Comments

eh... i feel a bit less than before... leaving Instant messages with people and feeling a tad castrated afterward... sorry about that marion... juiceboi34 has a problem with first impressions... i'm much better in real life... i've got salesman charisma...
DATE Monday, July 8th 2002 - 06:01:49 PM

Name johNNyBlu
Self description sickened by the sight of it
Email shatter34@yahoo.com
URL http://fly.to/johnnyblu

Comments

i need a chubby model... i'm tired of drawing thin boney starving models.... need someone who looks comfortable with their dinner plate..... why am i telling you this? i dunno...
DATE Monday, July 8th 2002 - 04:42:48 AM

Name dansama
Self description Spaghetti flavoured monkey antics.
Email uhohd@hotmail.com
URL http://www.skidvis.com/dojo

Comments

eh? not a guest book? I'll pretend it is anyway.
Um, you still kick ass, only much much more so.
Yus..
DATE Thursday, July 4th 2002 - 12:26:05 PM

Name Marc
Self description A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.

Comments

Word. Have a nice trip, the botha youse (sic).
DATE Saturday, April 27th 2002 - 11:13:58 PM

Name Claire
Self description A chain link fence and a scrap iron jaw.
Email claireisyow@hotmail.com

Comments

For anyone still around, I got Marc's goods to him last night and he made me a cd covered in Midwich gobin children. I'm going with Marian where she's going.
DATE Saturday, April 27th 2002 - 01:14:40 PM

Name Conjohnson
Self description brown hair
Email conjohnson@hotmail.com
URL http://wmtu.mtu.edu

Comments

Your art is good... your pictures are so human. Keep on truckin starving artists, etc.
DATE Wednesday, April 24th 2002 - 10:36:44 PM

Name Claire
Self description T'aint the mince meat filigree and t'aint the turkey neck stew.

Comments

No sweat Stan, I'll get those boys straight to ya. But seriously, I also have that video and I have a CD of Mike's, and I'm sure I have Marian's ass pickled in a quart jar somewhere(s). I'm just going to ebay it all off and use my five hundred dollars to buy a shoe.

So I don't know, lets meet on a street corner and get this sorted. Only don't say what street corner here, or all the murderers will show up on the same day and murderers us.
DATE Saturday, April 20th 2002 - 07:06:18 PM

Name Marck
Self description I don't say 'swell' that much.

Comments

This is like one of those situations where there's an evil twin and a good twin, and the bystander has to shoot the evil one, but she (it's usually a girl) can't tell which one to shoot, and then the good one says something key, like "Hey, remember when we played hopscotch? That was awesome." Eureka!

As for proof (like my silly preamble wasn't evidence enough).. hmm... You have my boys from Brazil and I want them back.
DATE Friday, April 19th 2002 - 07:14:42 PM

Name Marian
Self description My good friend King Jimmy will probably build me a shrine.

Comments

I totally knew it was Marc. It was one of the first solutions that occured to me. The "swell" was unmistakable; furthermore, I could not help but notice the distinctive orange rust on his hat brim.

And that is how I solved the case of the missing hyena pelt.

You're very clever too, Claire. You figured out that Comberbutch thing, and you may also have discovered Marc's doppleganger, whose name is Mark.
DATE Thursday, April 18th 2002 - 11:55:40 PM

Name Claire
Self description Did not poo on the fire escape.

Comments

I knew it was Mark. I was all "it's Mark" and Marian was like "totally no", and then she said "awesome" for no real reason. But Mark, I have your stuff at my... wait, doesn't your name end with a C? Aren't you Marc? Are you the Marc I think Marc is, or are you some kind of crazy Mark? Marian, do you know this guy? This Mark? And Mark, if you are Marc, PROOVE IT.

This form of communication sucks.
DATE Thursday, April 18th 2002 - 11:06:20 PM

Name Mark
Self description Founding member of the dream syndicate.

Comments

It was I! Ha ha!

I just wanted to participate is all.
DATE Thursday, April 18th 2002 - 07:35:44 PM

Name Claire
Self description And the Jazzy Folk, at Denny's Den, Tuesdays.

Comments

Silas T. Comberbache was the name Coleridge used to join the army. But I'm not him. I mean, I didn't post that. That post is like the faintest recollection of the oldest memory of a dream I had once about the past.





DATE Thursday, April 18th 2002 - 11:43:13 AM

Name Silas T. Comberbache
Self description Swell

Comments

The dream is over.
DATE Wednesday, April 17th 2002 - 11:19:42 PM

Name Marian
Self description Whose mother is beastly dead.

Comments

It isn't so much a forum, I think, as a free for all blogging Hydra.
Anyway, this is a revolution. One small step for Nem0, one giant step... and so on.
Although, I don't approve of "soothing ocean sounds", who is actually my little sister in flimsy disguise.
DATE Tuesday, April 16th 2002 - 12:15:01 PM

Name Soothing ocean sounds
Self description rrrrr. maty, CAW CAW CAW CAW
Email cawcaw2@hotmail.com

Comments

ummmm, marian, i find relly quite humours that only u and little clairenums write in your guest book.... considering its your guest book. well thats all i have to say about that...

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
DATE Monday, April 15th 2002 - 08:13:42 PM

Name nem0
Self description I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie

Comments

Since when did your guestbook turn into a forum? THE ENTERTAINMENT, GOOD GOD, THE ENTERTAINMENT.

*goes back into hiding*
DATE Monday, April 15th 2002 - 02:39:43 PM

Name Marian.
Self description A freak-out of soot.

Comments

Q.E.D. I think.

(ohh no!)
DATE Monday, April 15th 2002 - 01:06:35 AM

Name Claire
Self description Translated from the original German by John Nathan.

Comments

Claire: Don't I know you from the cinematographers party?

Marian: Who am I to blow against the wind.
DATE Sunday, April 14th 2002 - 11:21:34 PM

Name Marian
Self description 'She's like a wee pony!'

Comments

Well, look here. That's not really fair. For one thing, it's "Yams are the king of CROPS." Not vegetables.
But you do a smashing Ishiguro, as you well know.

You're much better at this guestbook thing than I am. So much so, I feel inclined to sulk about it.

(MTC, supporting repressive institutions world-wide.)
DATE Saturday, April 13th 2002 - 04:41:11 PM

Name Claire
Self description Of the cardboard.

Comments

Obviously Achebe would win.

Achebe: "Yams are the king of vegetables!"

Ishiguro: "But perhaps, in my old age, I am attributing Achebe with somewhat more violence than he exhibited that day. I cannot recall the form of my reply, but I may have begun talking rather loudly, as my memory of Achebe sticking a fat yam into my mouth, presumably to silence me, is very clear."

In any case, Ishiguro's hair would be mussed. I feel it worthwile to point that out.
DATE Friday, April 12th 2002 - 06:31:55 PM

Name Marian
Self description Looking as if she were alive.

Comments

If we lived in prewar Japan, the thought-Police would no doubt hunt us down for endangering the solidarity of the nation. We would be bereft of our rights, and tortured. I would die, and you would live on to write bitter, bitter books about it.

So if Ishiguro and Achebe were to fight, I wonder who would win? (You see, literary criticism can be loads of fun)
DATE Friday, April 12th 2002 - 03:31:26 PM

Name Claire
Self description I want to track Ishiguro down and muss his hair and run away with his glasses.

Comments

Oh, essays are such a sick fucking plague, redundant or no. I am glad I have finished mine. I am glad I am old. We are not here to worship the mountains.

Solitary celebratory posting is fun.

DATE Friday, April 12th 2002 - 04:13:09 AM

Name Claire
Self description All beads and ankles.

Comments

"...yes."

"What? What?"

"...Yes."

And so on. I'm glad you've retitled this thing. Everything is so different now, and I feel healthy posting here.
DATE Thursday, April 11th 2002 - 05:13:01 PM

Name Marian
Self description Very 'umble, sir.

Comments

This guestbook is a tenko-sha, because having remembered its emperor and its family, it has repented and turned away from communism.
Marian, we must remember, is extremely silly. Very seldom is she "up to" doing things with nice, normal people.
(And her bread, in all truth, is as thick as a stane)
DATE Thursday, April 11th 2002 - 04:39:23 PM

Name Claire
Self description Pawing at Marian's shoulder, saying "seriously".

Comments

That's the second time my entry has been posted before I was finished. It's really quite wrenching. One has to be ready for this sort of thing and I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. No.

DATE Wednesday, April 10th 2002 - 12:51:57 PM

Name Claire
Self description Tell me why I have to leave the house.

Comments

bird's nest cookies, The Oxford Book of Japanese Short Stories, coffee rings, floppy hair, brief eye contact with napping father, The University of British Columbia, Sanford SPEEDERASE
DATE Wednesday, April 10th 2002 - 12:44:17 PM

Name Marian
Self description I wouldn't go so far as to say desperate and long-winded.

Comments

Amazing. Claire has stoppered coldtokyo's final death rattle with one selfless gesture. Yay.
Thus ends the great human drama. Thus pass the glories of the world. etc.
DATE Wednesday, April 10th 2002 - 12:49:15 AM

Name Claire
Self description Gestures while using the word "down" and "fruit".

Comments

Your name is Asher Lev.

(Marian is my friend. She can make bread.)
DATE Tuesday, April 9th 2002 - 11:30:43 PM

Name Marian
Self description In a mothering smell of wet and ring-wormed chestnuts.

Comments

I may seem like a trenchant bitch on the outside, but really, all this hacking each other to pieces is very hard on me. I suspect I might have blown a membrane.
But obviously. Your Nixon. Totally. I mean, I was only paying homage.
And I guess you didn't get the catwoman quote, where batman hits her, and then... anyway.
But I say, there's no cause in waving your tasty pending Tandori King dinner in my face. Especially after the whole ass extravaganza!
DATE Saturday, April 6th 2002 - 10:13:31 PM

Name Claire
Self description Quote some Shameys.

Comments

I am battered with allusions. Before I call the crisis hotline, I must tell you, no fair bringing Mrs. Brown into it. And if that was a Nixon reference, you bastard. Not your Nixon, and so forth.

The iron curtain thing was okay.

In other news, my Tandori King dinner is slow to arrive. I'd like to initiate a universal prayer for the speedy arrival of my Tandori King dinner. Thank you. It's a hard thing, working to ensure peace in our time, and we'd like to be fatty doing it.
DATE Saturday, April 6th 2002 - 08:57:52 PM

Name Marian