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The following monkeys would like to share their thoughts... (36 entries)
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Streak or Harry no Glenn Reisig |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://www.streak.com |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Mars |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Aliens dropped me off here |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Well if life is a peach, when it dies does it rot and DRAWS BUGGS? Finding the monkey showed me that when I look like an ASS I am only monkeying around! | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Richard 'Fathitler' Scanlan |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://buggeryboys.com |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Fort Myers, Florida |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Look, I have several unnaturaly fat children, but that's hardly my biggest problem. My biggest problem is my own gross obesity. It's gotten to the point that even the shemales in Gator Lanes Lounge in Fort Myers, Florida refuse to let me bugger them. They mock me because I'm a former "gay skinhead" by calling me names such as "Fathitler". I'm so lonly and horny I could cry. Hugs and kisses, Richard "Fathitler" Scanlan | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Mr. Phatteus Steavins |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | I can't answer this question, as i lack any voices in my head. I happen to be sane at the moment, though i might be able to answer someother time. Not quite sure, though. |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Odd, or more accurately "Odd, and different" | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Ritchie "Fathitler" Scanlan |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://pornoisland.com |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Fort Myers, Florida |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Look... If you can imagine my tacomoian cromulence I was really hoping for some information on how to prepare monkey meat and where I can buy this succulent taste treat. My goalis to eat one of every animal and bug that the good Lord put on this planet for me to feast upon. If you have any USEFUL information on this most cromulent of topics please send it to me at nobluefood@prodigy.net | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | (Yo) Gurt |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://geocities.com/embodythewind |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | I'm not sure, but the cans of Diet Pepsi say I should probably eat my socks |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Figured there were still a few braincells I hadn't killed yet |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: What's there to say? I found the monkey...the monkey within myself... | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | pee |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | earth |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Aliens dropped me off here |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: nice | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Spanky |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Blue. No - Green! |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: It inflates my Manties. | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Jehovah |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://killmeinageneralmanner.edu |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | the shunken ship seascarf |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: marry me? please?
i hunger for human compaionship....please make me whole, master |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | i don't know |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | i don't have any voices in my f***ing head! |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Figured there were still a few braincells I hadn't killed yet |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: i don't have any idea! | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Marco |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://www.reisedom.com/angebot/index.html |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | from heaven |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Great site, mein Lob an die Macher dieser Seite sehr übersichtlich und informativ gemacht. Ich bin selbst Webmaster und immer auf der suche nach Inspirationen . Macht weiter so! Marco/Germany
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | random almoshan...spiffiliferous |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | well, mike says i'm from Jupiter but then linda always argues and says no mike, she's from canada...you know...the conspiricy counrty that doesn't really exist... |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: what? what's that? i've never heard of that before. and who do you think you are, anyway, running about, making up silly games that obviously don't exist. it's a blatant evil nasty nasty person sitting in a jam jar and broadcasting these abominable lies across the internet! honestly, nothing is sacred. and did you ever consider what the hula girl thought about the situation? NO! YOU DIDN'T! and you know how I know? i know because i saw her crying on the shoulder of the road last tueasday. have you ever seen a hula girl cry? broke my heart it did.
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | cheeseheadgirl-that's me! |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | England |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: very silly
very very silly it was the silliest find the monkey page I've ever been to (plus the spam was ok) |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Monkey |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://www.3walthamclose.fsnet.co.uk |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | FEL:kfew; |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Brilliant | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Princess Ladybug |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://www.geocities.com/kallisti69 |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | That place, over there........NO!!! OVER THERE!! |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Aliens dropped me off here |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: I was looking for a monkey?!?!?! | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | stupid |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://dont have one |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | your butt |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: STUPID | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Julius |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | South cackalacky |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: as i sat here for about 6 hours looking for the monkey, i
could feel myself slowly slip into madness. Thank you. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | matt murphy |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | healdsburg |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: since i have found the monkey i have learned to type
faster, play the piano, act, and tie a noose |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Ensign Harry Kim |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://ryjrfyrjfgyjrxyj544ghj |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | The USS Voyager [star trek] |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Aliens dropped me off here |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: setuuthgutlszrhtuetyfghuhyoetsyut74774848774teyuoutyotyioyuo
yuotyuoyoty5irtuogjg. Sorry, the Cardassians made me do that.rugtieurhyort;setiyojgdfgjUTGYHFUJG64 |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Andell |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Not HERE! |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: cool. | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | isha |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | india |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Search engine |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: i think this is mere stupidity to find the monkey as it is
not there only.mere wastage of time. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | GOD |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Heaven |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Referred by friend or fellow mafia staff member |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: This site is pretty funny... See... I created boredom for a
reason... without boredom funny sites such as these would not have been created... |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Whaa...? |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://didyasaysomin'?@oookay.com |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | I'm not sure.............what was the question again...? |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: I thiiiink...........nope. no idea. | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | I'm not sure, they're all talking at once |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: I think it's great, everyone else says it's great too. Overall, we'd say it's great, wouldn't we guys? | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | The Zone Man |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | California, near water... |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Of course, it's always the last place that you look! Well,
except when I tried the Expand-o Version. Then, it was the first place I looked, but not the last. Strange how that works. Anyway, found the monkey, spanked it and put it back. Idea Girl, you rock! I'll thank you if you'll thank me. Okay? Okay... at the same time now... one... two...three -- THANK YOU! |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Let me introduce myselves (Me, Myself and I) |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://members.aol.com/bljedi5/autograph.gif |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | They're too busy arguing right now |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Referred by friend or fellow mafia staff member |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Treet....yum....can't....resist....must...have.... | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | moo |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | space |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: i learned what a monkey relly is i thought a spoon was a
monkey thanks to find a monkey the spoon told me to seek help and i did just that!?!?!? |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Ally |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Iowa |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: monkeys kick | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Leeriekins |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Stargate/6105/ |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Voices? Voices? I never allow others in on what the voices say. What an impertinent question. |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Um... *trying* Ow! Sorry, my brain isn't working today, so I
can't answer. What? Oh, one of my voices would like to say that she loves apricots. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | I laughed my socks off! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | The Anti-Napoleon |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://The opposite of http://napoleon.xidus.net... which would be ten.sudix.noelopan//:ptth, I guess. |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | What... voices? There's... no... voices... eheh... |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Two words: sea chimps |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Hey, I'm just testing the revamped guestbook forms. Leave
me be, dangnabbit! |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Amazingly funny! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Xidus |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://xidus.net/~xidus |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | My chair |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Aliens dropped me off here |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Borkborkborkborkbork! | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Not Vinyl Boy |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://most definitely not http://free.prohosting.com/~vinylboy |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | Iceland |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: It was one of those desperately cold nights, when the sun
goes down at 5 in the afternoon and you're all alone in your suburban Rhode Island home. There was nothing for Thomas to do except order a pizza. So he called up the local greasy bacteria factory and ordered and tomato and olive pizza, light on the cheese. Just like Jessica used to like it. He fingered his was through some old photo scrap books, picking out the best ones until the pizza arrived. The doorbell rang and Thomas went to go answer it. The door creaked open and the 17 year old kid said sleepily, "Nine bucks, man." Thomas handed over a 10 dollar bill and told that filthy animal to keep the change. He walked with his medium pizza for one to the kitchen. He opened it up, and on the pizza, in olives were the words "I STILL LOVE YOU." Thomas got into his car and drove off a bridge. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It was stupid. Please kill me now, since I'm obviously suicidal. |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Homer...I think.. |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | here, there, everywhere...mostly Georgia |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Forced at gunpoint to visit |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: In the words of the implementors: Spiff. | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Post-Apocoliptic Painted Poptart |
| Homepage URL (we do visit people's pages, ya know!): | http://xidus.net/~random |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | The Land of the Easily Amused |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Referred by friend or fellow mafia staff member |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: It made me most happy, and it was my idea!!! ::evil
laughter:: It made me happy, did i mention that? The sea chimps told me that the beenie babies all went to Cleveland without me. They took the purple polka dotted elephants with them. -MY- purple polka dotted elephants, and they went there without me, evil beenie babies who corrupted the sea chimps and caused them to take my purple polka dotted elephants to Cleveland....but i digest. I LOOOOVEE the mapricotonkey. It is my friend! |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | You people are cool! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Hawk |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | "nice group" potential infants selection program |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Forced at gunpoint to visit |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Hmm...what do I think....See, it's just so hard to think
when the television is playing Simpson's episodes....Well, to begin with, it taught me that you shouldn't throw a banana peel at a person wearing a purple hat with a feather in it, glasses, tall shoes, striped pants, and a furry-feathery coat....er, whoops, wrong trail of thought. It taught me that if you go with treet, you'll go with the wrong answer. So please, take care of your non-treet diet. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | Best page I've seen in a long time! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Hawk |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | "nice group" potential infants selection program |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Forced at gunpoint to visit |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Hmm...what do I think....See, it's just so hard to think
when the television is playing Simpson's episodes....Well, to begin with, it taught me that you shouldn't throw a banana peel at a person wearing a purple hat with a feather in it, glasses, tall shoes, striped pants, and a furry-feathery coat....er, whoops, wrong trail of thought. It taught me that if you go with treet, you'll go with the wrong answer. So please, take care of your non-treet diet. |
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| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
| Name (i.e. which personality is in charge today?): | Spaco |
| Where do the voices in your head tell you you're from?: | A magical land where monkeys frolic |
| How did you wind up at Find-the-Monkey?: | Believe me, I wish I knew |
| What do you think of Find-the-Monkey?: Not only have I found the monkey, but I have also found peace and enlightenment. Thank you. | |
| Overall, how would you sum up your impression of FtM?: | It's great, I love it! |
