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Tales of the Ninja Celt
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Seimei (name): muahahahahahaaaa
Meruado (email): sneakyclevermongols@hotmail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments): Well, well.

One thousand hits on the site, since moving it away from the money-grubbing devils at Homestead.com.

A body can't get any privacy, can they?

Brothers, we MUST take better care to keep that door shut in the future. Or heads are gonna dance.
Friday, February 24th 2006 - 01:59:47 PM
Seimei (name): Tabitha
Meruado (email): tabitha@cogeco.ca
Kinwa (respectful comments):Ransom for our King was delivered at Pennsic. It was accepted on your behalf by your Khan. Did you ever get it? I enjoyed collecting "shineys" throughout the Kingdom that summer and seeing how much outpouring there was for our King. Tabitha Former Kingdom Exchequer

Gracious Tabitha-san,

Indeed, the N. C. was standing beside her employer when the goods were delivered, and was greatly pleased that a fun time was had by all!

Looking forward to invading your kingom in the near future,

N. C.
Thursday, November 17th 2005 - 10:52:53 AM
Seimei (name): Kristi
Meruado (email): sexy420chic@yahoo.com
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://www.geocities.com/sexy420chic
Kinwa (respectful comments):This page is kewl. Keep up the great work!
Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 11:27:10 PM
Seimei (name): Buntaro ferch-Meurig
Meruado (email): grymbold1987@hotmail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Bravo, N.C.

You have succeeded in creating a website so stealthy and terrifying, no Gaijinn has dared commit their name to this ledger in six months.

Way to scare off the Sassanach Round-eyes, my brother. May your enemies die screaming...
Friday, June 18th 2004 - 09:35:36 PM
Seimei (name): MC Ninjahz in da hiz-owse!
Meruado (email): NinjaBardsBah@portalofevil.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):HUMPH! Bring it on, white devil!

The Gai-jinn is plucky
To fight with bard-fu.
But your rhymes sukiyuki
And so do you.


:::breakitdown!:::
Friday, October 24th 2003 - 08:46:25 AM
Seimei (name): Ragnarr Dragonheart
Meruado (email): ragnarr1001@webtv.net
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://community-2.webtv.net/ragnarr1001/WELCOMETO
Kinwa (respectful comments):Sneaky, sneaky Ninjacelt...
walking cat-like, and bagging royalty.
Plaided pajama's or nay,
you will surely be caught some fine day!

Dig'n the website!

~Ragnarr
Thursday, October 23rd 2003 - 11:18:18 PM
Seimei (name): Kiki
Meruado (email): kiki@basset-hound-dogs.com
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://www.basset-hound-dogs.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Great site. I liked it a lot.
Wednesday, July 10th 2002 - 09:35:25 PM
Seimei (name): freiman the Ninja
Kinwa (respectful comments):Sweet!

Ninjas are totally cool.

Ninjas are so cool because they just don't care about anything! They just flip out and kill Everybody.

there was this Ninja one time that killed a man just for nothing, right at the dinner table!

Ninja Celts are even Cooler!

They play bagpipes while they chop your head off!

sweet!
Thursday, June 20th 2002 - 06:37:26 PM
Seimei (name): jericho loveria
Meruado (email): asianhawk@end-war.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):i want to know some more in formation bout this ninja celt pls send to my email addss
Sunday, June 9th 2002 - 08:26:55 AM
Seimei (name): The nice Cherubic guy Ronin
Meruado (email): icrash@sympatico.ca
Kinwa (respectful comments):It had come to my attention that I had been immoralized as an angel in the mist of adversity. Yes, I am Ronin (aka Adam) the cherubic young, and might I say damn cute knight (well not really a knight ). I was told there was a small passage about my chivalrous nobility. I would like to add to the story, seeing many parts were left out (not that you could remember hehe). Yes Roak did say " RONIN... please take care of her" , and of course I saw the wild hounds about to jump on this rather....well....hammered young lass, and I felt it was my duty as a noble warrior to protect this beautiful young lady. So, I FINALLY staggered her back to the cabin, trying my best to keep her from face planting into the ground, my journey was just beginning. Once in the cabin, I then realized just how hard it was to get someone that "pie eyed, hehe" into the #2 bunk. So, as this young beautiful maiden attempted to "climb" into bunk #2 , it seemed to take forever....no reallly....FOREVER, motor functions were somewhat limited. I could have easily grabbed hold of her soft.. rather nice "bottom" and heaved her into bunk #2, but no....I couldn't....not very chivalrous, so I was patient. Then all the sudden....wham.....style and grace did an exit and this young lass lay quietly on my ONE MAN (lady) matress. Seeing she was cold, but comfortable (as I lay on the wood!...ONE MAN matress remember) I draped the blanket over her with my arm to keep her warm and we fell quietly asleep.
MORNING!!!!!!!!!....Amazingly, we wake up at the same time, her eyes meeting mine....first words...."No...we didn't have sex, nothing happened". A relieved look falls apon the young maidens face, not sure why..I'm real cute, and I'm SURE the smile would have been there if we did the deed, LOL! So as she/I fall out of bunk #2 and stagger to the camp site, all eyes look apon us, thinking....DID THEY? After much explaining and witnesses in cabin, all later realized ....I am that NICE! A pleasent hug and smile the young lass departs only to see her once again...at PENNSIC!

Always charming m'lady, and when you need... you are welcome to "crash" with me again, it would be my honour. I would hope at Murder Melee this year..... I get a nice long hug when we meet.

Ronin Cavalos Stern (Adam Szelei)

P.S Yes you did repeat the same song over and over again, like 15 times! Take care M'lady
Thursday, April 18th 2002 - 02:25:26 AM
Seimei (name): Dyanna Flynn
Meruado (email): sndsfnny@aol.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):If I signed before, I forgot and wanted to make sure I did.
This really made me laugh.
Tuesday, April 9th 2002 - 10:11:05 AM
Seimei (name): Duncan McIshikawa
Meruado (email): starlight_Reborn@yahoo.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):So! you've formed a household of ninja celt, i see... welcome, my brothers and sisters in the way of the plaid katana... i, duncan, have long followed the path. as an outcast from my own clan, i humbly seek acceptance into yours...
Tuesday, January 8th 2002 - 02:01:22 PM
Seimei (name): Morgen ni'Calleigh
Meruado (email): shadowfaye@hotmail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):****snicker, snicker, snicker*********


Good Goddess you need help!!!!!!!!

Love it!
Friday, December 14th 2001 - 09:06:13 AM
Seimei (name): Sister Insubstantia
Meruado (email): holy_orifice@hotmail.com
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://ece.uwaterloo.ca/~arnora/arnora/insubstantia.htm
Kinwa (respectful comments):You can't escape our vigilance, you know.

The Holy Orifice SWAT team will beat you back as the first and final line of defence (sometimes that will even be the same Holy Sister) *every* time, you godless heathens.

Your nick our king, we nick your chins...

Sister Insubstantia,
Commander, Holy Orifice Tactical Ops, Alpha Company
Friday, November 30th 2001 - 03:50:11 PM
Seimei (name): leta
Meruado (email): msleta1
Kinwa (respectful comments):pretty good so far. ;heheheh
Sunday, November 18th 2001 - 04:45:23 PM
Seimei (name): Dee
Meruado (email): sndsfnny@aol.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):I'm so proud of you. ::::::::roflmao:::::::::::
Friday, November 16th 2001 - 09:19:31 PM
Seimei (name): Fujiko O' Chullanainn of the Inky Black Grip of Death
Meruado (email): I_WasNeverHere@cloakndagger.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Top of the mornin' and Genki deska to Moira-san. Your capacity to devise brutal torture on-the-spot is always a delight, especially so early in the morning. (Damn. I'd never have thought of THAT before my morning green tea and scones.)

It is not necessary to single M-the-M out for your spleen, however. He is not Gai-jinn, he is a last-minute recruit that our fearless leader got from "Ninja-Celts-R-Us." Sort of a scab, I guess.

Waitaminnit..... We're a union shop, no?

Changed my mind. Fry the little rotter.
Friday, November 16th 2001 - 09:01:52 PM
Seimei (name): Moira ni Edo-Akahito longunpronounceablenamewithnovowels
Meruado (email): WeNickedYourKing@portalofevil.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Ho-ho-ho.

The Albino Gaijin-who-does-not-shave, thinks that he is a Very Funny Joe indeed.

Note to self. Stop by his house tonight with a roll of double-sided duct tape, some cherry blossom honey (extra sticky) and a bag of angry scorpions. (Underscore: the wee ultra-painful kind that Mr. Aussie Croc Hunter-San was chasing on telly last night.)

Don't screw with us, puny white devil.
Friday, November 16th 2001 - 08:27:37 AM
Seimei (name): Malicor the Mad
Meruado (email): boles3@marshall.edu
Kinwa (respectful comments):I need a large fry, pie, and a large coffee.
ya got that?
Thursday, November 15th 2001 - 06:41:40 PM
Seimei (name): AmyBeth
Meruado (email): Monarch26@hotmail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Sick sick sick..... where do I sign up!
Tuesday, November 13th 2001 - 03:47:51 PM
Seimei (name): Alchamar Mor Taraid
Meruado (email): fightinghippy@hotmail.com
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://nix
Kinwa (respectful comments):Good work Lassie! It's aboot tyme someone recognized the value of a Celt! Keep up the sillieness!
Monday, November 12th 2001 - 10:03:22 AM
Seimei (name): Sigvald
Meruado (email): lost puppies
Webuadoresu (homepage): http://yurtz
Kinwa (respectful comments):Nice ta know dere aint no ninjacelts (tm)...me be worried udderwize..dem can be dangerous
Monday, November 12th 2001 - 03:08:25 AM
Seimei (name): Tetsuo Raven No-Minegishi  O'Flaherty
Meruado (email): letdagamesbegin@evilemail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):Nakamura-san,

Most honorable clan-brother and partner in stealth, if YOU are near, I fear there will be no sleep for the little gai-jinn at all. You may fight like a morally outraged mother dragon, but you snore like a congested Argyle heifer during hay fever season. Respectfully suggest you ask for some Flo-Nase for New Year's. Till then, sleep on your side, already.

Sunday, November 11th 2001 - 08:56:40 PM
Seimei (name): Nakamura Og Shikaku mac Laidir
Meruado (email): sneakyclevermongols@hotmail.com
Kinwa (respectful comments):All is proceeding according to plan. Sleep well, unsuspecting little gai-jinn.

Warm regards,

The Dreaded Society of Ninja Celts
Sunday, November 11th 2001 - 08:50:03 PM
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