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Name: Shane
Comments:Cool site, very funny people!!
Saturday, March 31st 2001 - 08:59:36 AM
Name: Seán
E-mail address: SMcCorry16@hotmail.com
Comments:Probably the best site in the world!
Saturday, March 31st 2001 - 12:21:51 PM
Name: McCluskey
Comments:Champion site 'n' all. It's the only one in my favourites
that isn't porn or some nasty rotten.com-esque malarky.
Saturday, March 31st 2001 - 01:43:48 PM
Name: Somebody Somewhere
Comments:Smells like spide to me. That had to happen sometime.
Wouldnt worry about it guys. Looks like the anti-spide-
ness hit a nerve. Maybe he's a little sensitive about his
collection of desert boots?

by the way ... great site!
Saturday, March 31st 2001 - 05:17:44 PM
Name: Fionnuala (again)
Comments:Clearly Seanog wasn't breast-fed by his mammy, and I
seriously doubt he has a life. I almost feel sorry for him.
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 05:22:03 AM
Name: Aineback ya bitch
Comments:right there mucker what a class site so it is... hav to go -
im meetin me mates behind the offy so I am cos we're
gettin bollaxed the night so we are. need to go as its way
past opening time so it is and i still hav to get me 56 x
21 inch 42ct gold hoopy earrings in so I do and the weans
are all bawlin so dey are. Ay bit o' oooo bit o' ahh snip
snip bobs yer auntie so it is. Cheerio A.H.
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 06:35:49 AM
Name: Fabio
Comments:Excellent description of Belfast-student life. I couldn't
agree more. That spide-construction site of yours is
hilarious!!!, not to mention the lingo. Keep up the work
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 07:57:38 AM
Name: The littlest hobo
E-mail address: mr_agreeable02@hotmail.com
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 08:54:38 AM
Name: The littlest hobo
E-mail address: mr_agreeable02@hotmail.com
Comments:Yep this site does rule. Maybe we can get something going
to get something to keep the spides down. this is
anamazingly put together site. P.S can anyone tell me any
good shops in Belfast like Fresh Garbage? cause i'm new to
belfast and i need anti-spide shops. Sorry for using your
guest book to make the request lads. But the site fuckin
rules. Now let us all get pissed on cheap vodka, i hear
tesco sells a full bottle for a fiver
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 09:13:16 AM
Name: spide killer
Comments:like to say this site is fucking excellent, havent seen
somethin this funny on the net for a while keep it up. as
for seanog and his threats, looks like someone has taken
the spide generator as a complete insult on their pathetic
lifestyle...must have been the sleggin of his barcode hes
been lookin after for all these years!! Seanog how do u
take care of this in belfast then, will yee get a battle a
old E and break it over his head will yee...fuckin get a
real life, from the sounds of things ur the one with the
expert knowledge in homsexual tendancies...u study it a lot
then?
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 10:46:43 AM
Name: Fourjokers
Comments:Check out another Belfast student site,
http://www.fourjokers.co.uk, ok so its a loads of almost
funny jokes, and no belfast stuff in it, fuck I wish I'd
thought of this idea first.
FJ.
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 11:02:18 AM
Name: nannu cannuno
Comments:this site is the fuckn boom, say hi to tiger, im a big fan
of bucky and cider de fuck. totaly make tis site bigger and
put more funny shit on it. FUCK SPIDES
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 12:00:38 PM
Name: Fionnuala
Comments:Just wanted to point out to Seanog that he clearly hasn't a
clue about the law and that verbal abuse of the slightest
form is construed as harrassment by the police. They can
cancel your interenet subscription to start with if they
have your IP address, but from the way you come across I'd
say that would be the least of your worries as you stirke
me as someone with more enemies than friends. Here's some
sympathy for you [ ]. Not much though.
Funny that.
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 12:36:13 PM
Name: Adam
E-mail address: bestyofoz@hotmail.com
Comments:I am a "spide" and I take greeyt affence at thus
weybshite.. only kiddin.
Fair play, the spide generator is hilarious- fun for all
the family!!!
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 02:09:09 PM
Name: Dons
E-mail address: ultimategirlracer@hotmail.com
Comments:Class site! Fuckin mental!! Think u need 2 add these
phrases though!: Nitemare! and Powerfull (pronounced par-
ful!!):)
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 04:25:39 PM
Name: Yer man
Comments:Ayeeeeee wha? fuckin' magic wha? fuckin' magic so it is naw.
I was like, wee website, wee spide ganarator, aye i'll try
at so i will, an i did, fuckin' magic
WHA?
Sunday, April 1st 2001 - 06:17:14 PM
Name: Ap
Comments:Just had to say i thought the site was well layed out and
quite funny........ until i seen you slagging off the
spides. Dont critisise just because you think your better,
coz your not. And fionnula, keep your winging little trap
shut, the "spide" epidemic already controlled coleraine and
its surrounding areas, it is the "skateboarding" phase
which is threatening normal society these days. I mean,
they just make towns look untidy, clutter up street corners
and those wee hats and baggy trousers. Grow a fuckin brain.
And not one of them know how to roll a decent joint. Taking
their boards and jumping over 3 foot ramps to get "big
air". My advice, buy a scrambler or a decent bike, the
world will look soooooooo much better (and lay off the
anti - depressants). As for everyone hating novas, i
totally agree, as i do with saxos. And just to point out to
those 2 that are arguing, you cant take his thing to the
police, due to the police service being to stupid to know
anything about computers and the fact that it could have
been you that made that up. And if you were to hack his
computer, he could do you for criminal damage. Or, of
course, he could do what hes threatening. Which lets face
it, is the way it works in this country. Plus you asked
people to sign your guest book and either give good points
about the site, or critisise it. Which he did (maybe to
extreme, but you did ask for it). And as for Aideen, fuck
man i dont agree. Good looking girl. And back to fionnula,
your too young to have a say.
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 05:46:34 AM
Name: gerri
E-mail address: grainne_m19@hotmail.com
Comments:i'm sitting in the computer room in denmark and all these
people around me are speaking some really weird, coded
language i think they call it danish or something. thanku
for a moment of sanity or maybe not sanity and more
normality. miss belfast like mad and tigger has made me
miss my elmo. luv you all loads, cant wait to come home and
get off my tits in the union.
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 06:23:45 AM
Name: Ciaran@no31online
Comments:FAO : Ap

Could'nt agree more man, well spoken. I dont have any
quarrels about anyone saying that site is shit, crap and
airing their opinions. Personal remarks are another matter
though, and Sean has taken it to the ultimate extreme. I've
left it up though for u to see anyway! Say what u want
about the site and it will remain up, thats your opinions
and they matter. But stupid personal shit is off limits, I
think thats common sense. Ppl are taking the spide thing
far too seriously too, its only a bit of fun and meant to
be laughed at, we're not anyones champion or leading any
cause, it could have easily been rockers, or punks! we just
wanted to give a local slant on something and have a laugh!

And if you think thats bad, wait til you see the
FootandMouth simulator which goes up tonite.........suppose
we'll be anti farmers then!! If you cant laugh at yerself
then yer no fun!! I'm the biggest prick I know. Aint life
grand!!
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 06:45:02 AM
Name: krazi
Comments:ur site is fuckin funny!!! it kool, i like the spide
generator. it shows just how teenagers r on a fri nite .....
(the carryout!!! and the smoke!!!) keep up the good work
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 07:18:54 AM
Name: Pat
Comments:Great site. Best wishes from a former Tandragee spide and
other miscellaneous wasters.
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 07:35:22 AM
Name: Gaz Maunders
Comments:Like fuck like!!!!!!!!!!!! Not bad........
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 07:37:07 AM
Name: Seanog
Comments:You people are a bunch of sad middle class, ‘it’s ok my
daddy will pay for it’ twats. You are not funny! If you
don’t like living in Belfast then LEAVE ! Your spidey
Belfast accent has a Derry twang to it hay. Go back to
Derry where you came from and take a good look.
If you have any balls put the street name on the site.
Aideen might put the street name on as she obviously has
balls as big as oranges to put a photograph of herself on a
website.
Aideen – you’re FAT – you’re ULGY – and you’re clearly
paranoid about your LARGE / FAT NOSE. Do something with
your hair you wide eyed, chinless HOE. You wish a bloke
would use a cheesy chat up line on you. Do me a favour and
DIE – but don’t jump in the Lagan as there is enough
pollution in it already.
Ciaran you are obviously in love with yourself and most
likely have homosexual tendencies. Are you related to
Aideen ? As your nose is rather FAT also. I bet this
website was your idea as you look like a VAIN Derry TWAT.
Gavin – Visual Communication ??? Take a look in the
MIRROR !!! I mean, you’re a SKATE BOARDER and you’re
slagging off spides!!??
Declan – have a BATH. You don’t like people who don’t make
any sense yet one of your hobbies is collecting CREAM
CRACKERS. Oh you’re really cooooollll. Oh and maybe you
should start eating brown sauce as you look as if you could
do with some sort of protein intake.
Alan – WISE UP!!!!
Tigger I feel sorry for you being trapped in that house
with those VAIN, STUCK UP CRUSTY ASSHOLES and AIDEEN. I
hope Rolf Harris can get to you in time and stitch up your
ARSE after all the SEXUAL ABUSE from those FAGS and AIDEEN.
Aideen, before I go, I must tell you again – you really are
a piss poor attempt at a female !! All the MAKEUP in Paris,
all the manicures in Sweden and all the PLASTIC SURGEONS in
the world could not help you. Hope to see you in the town
so I can tell you face to face.
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 09:48:15 AM
Name: WOO
Comments:Rockin hi, Fuckin rockin HI
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 09:59:16 AM
Name: Ciaran
E-mail address: Fao: Seanog
Comments:All true, except you left out the bit about my stint in
prison for murder and Declans paranoid schizophrenia. Now
if you'll excuse me I have to go phone dadiiiieee to see if
he'll buy me a bmw!! Us derry council house yuppies are
loaded these days, what with them putting the dole up by
1.57 a week.

Good man, thanx!!

Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 10:56:04 AM
Name: DJ Kevy B
E-mail address: djkevyb@hotmail.com
Comments:Qualitay site people. Nice swan. As for the spide
generator. Leafal
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 11:11:02 AM
Name: Fionnuala
Comments:To Ap, just wanted to say that you know too little about my
life to judge me, and all I was doing in replying to
Seanog's message was sticking up for Aideen as what he said
was uncalled for, hurtful, and plain wrong to be honest.
And I was only making a joke about the Coleraine thing, it
was actually intended for a mate of mine to read. Hope
there are no hard feelings with anyone, and Ciaran, looking
forward to the foot and mouth generator as although I'm not
a farmer I live in the country and I could do with a laugh
at this whole situation. Cya'll later . . .
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 12:14:00 PM
Name: Terry Reilly
Comments:"Qualitay" site! I like the definition of spide! hate the
little fluffly lipped so and so's....
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 02:03:57 PM
Name: the lads at no 30
E-mail address: rich689@hotmail.com
Comments:"alright big lad" love the site. We also have a tigger but
we stole ours from Tescos. He is over 6 foot tall and
would "knock yer ballacks in". We hate spides and stupid
bum fluff tashes. keep up the good work. " were all
ballacksed the night"
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 02:11:47 PM
Name: La D Dog
E-mail address: djdog18@yahoo.co.uk
Comments:As a semi reformed spide I find the site................A1,
not in the sense of a crap boy band but in the sense that
it is creative, funny, and most of all it kicks. But one
bad point my good man is that some of the photos u have of
me self r less than flattering in fact there darn right
rude, but its all good. And as for mister sexual
frustration seanog u clearly have other issues at heart and
u should vent your anger by perhaps putting your privates
in ahigh speed blender and wacking your head of a pebble
dash-wall, and personally I think u spend to much time
behind your computer which has led to the delusions of u
being able 2 slap everyone who has a different opinion to
your own (WISE UP WEE MAN) as a reformed spide would say.
As a proud Belfast man I can say that that the site brings
a different, but good perspective on the smick smack
GENERATION, and it also give's sweet reviews of the citys
hotspots.
Big up da SMICKERS, JONTY, BUBBS AND MACKERS

LA D DOG.
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 02:26:37 PM
Name: Dino
E-mail address: fockaff@spideville.com
Comments:reet lods, emm gonna have tee fockin kill yis all, so get
this fockin sheet aff the internat leek


go to:
www.toorandom.com
hehe
Steve
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 05:26:42 PM
Name: packy
E-mail address: pwgmallon@hotmail.com
Comments:Greetings from OZ lads! The spide generator has managed to
get around to here also. It is absolutelyuckinclassleke!
Anyonesainanyhingelsesisanunckinnobgobblerneillnockerballick
sinleekwa?
Keepupagoodwerkledsandbeetauckinlickercleenintillyesdafuckwa
?
Oi..seeyalaterlekewa?
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 08:05:25 PM
Name: packy
Comments:as for sean og - neesinabagbiglad! wa?
Monday, April 2nd 2001 - 08:08:11 PM
Name: FELLOW COMRADE OF DA ANTI SPIDE LEAGUE!!!
Comments:Da amazi'ness' of dis site!!! PURE QUALITAY-'NESS'

Don't stp at da SPIDES da MILLIE tandencies of Belfast
NEEEEEEEED YOUR HELP!!!!!

Cos like dey is da ones that have to fuck da Spides

Please educate dhese SPIDE WHORESHIPERS

Free der braided locks
Prevent der ears from da mulitiple creoles syndrome

and please for the general health of N.Ireland
STOP da puungent odor that comes from the unnessaserily
huge bluges above their feet dat they arrange 'neatly'
afore leavin da hous' every mourin'
THERES JUST NO NEED
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 02:15:46 AM
Name: Ciaran@no31online
Comments:FAO: Seanog You must think you are pretty smart with your
stored abusive document which you paste in to the
guestbook. But what you dont realise is that I keep a
record of all IP numbers when ppl post. I can perform a
number of things with this ranging from simply passing it
on to the police and your ISP or perhaps youd just like an
old fashioned trojan virus to delete yor hard drive. Let me
know!!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 03:25:06 AM
Name: Ciaran@no31online
Comments:FAO: Seanog You must think you are pretty smart with your
stored abusive document which you paste in to the
guestbook. But what you dont realise is that I keep a
record of all IP numbers when ppl post. I can perform a
number of things with this ranging from simply passing it
on to the police and your ISP or perhaps youd just like an
old fashioned trojan virus to delete yor hard drive. Let me
know!!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 03:26:00 AM
Name: Ciaran@no31online
Comments:: FAO: Seanog You must think you are pretty smart with your
stored abusive document which you paste in to the
guestbook. But what you dont realise is that I keep a
record of all IP numbers when ppl post. I can perform a
number of things with this ranging from simply passing it
on to the police and your ISP or perhaps youd just like an
old fashioned trojan virus to delete yor hard drive. Let me
know!!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 03:31:15 AM
Name: Eric
E-mail address: notfromderry@glad2bnotfromderry.derryisnotsocool.com
Comments:At first I was impressed that someone had taken the time to
compile a student site from Belfast but I think that it is
possibly a bit stereotypical. As someone who’s Student days
were spent in Belfast I had expected that there may have
been a few advances in time.
Maybe it’s the fact that you guys seem to be from Derry hey
and are overwhelmed by the fact that you are living in the
second largest city in Ireland.
I have to say that there is more to (student or other) life
in Belfast than simply living in some run down house and
making a cheap attack at people who have distinctive
Belfast accents. Do you even realize were the term Spide
comes from and if so that it is not an attribute solely
akin to Belfast.
I also notice that your ‘places of interest in Belfast’ is
taken straight from the Northern Ireland tourist boards
nice things to do list. Have you ever heard of Casement
Park, or the GAA, which is I might add, the largest
sporting organization in not only the North but in Ireland
and is enjoyed worldwide by people from all communities,
but I guess that the players are not all American or
Canadian so that wouldn’t be cooool.
I just feel that if anyone from a student or other
perspective checks out the site that they could get a view
of Belfast life, which is to my opinion boring and
repetitive. I would suggest that you stop one of
the ‘Spides’ as you say and ask them what is really
happening in Belfast instead of sitting in Lavery’s etc
like the thousands of others before you thinking that you
know where the coooool places are to go are in Belfast. As
you appear to be from Derry why don’t you put some input
from there into your site? I think this site should be
remained, the out of Towner’s.
After looking in your guest book you seem to come down hard
on anyone who disagrees which your coooool look at student
life so I half expect you to replace this comment with one
of your own in which you think that the site is excellent.
Open your eyes to what is really happening in Belfast, if
is too much for you there is always Derry hey!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 04:20:02 AM
Name: Og
Comments:Cool site lads but fuck youse boys are ugly bastards! Less
of the God awful photographs PLEASE!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 05:49:27 AM
Name: Freddy Freud
E-mail address: marty1973@hotmail.com
Comments:FAO Seanog
Dear Junior,
I just wanted to write to say that we all feel your pain. We
understand that you've had a hard life and it's little
wonder you've turned out a small-minded, twisted soul who
lives in your own little world of hate. It can't have been
easy getting beaten up by your dad (on the few occasions you
saw him when he was out of prison or trying to steal money
of your mum)and the insecurity you must have felt when you
woke up each morning to find a different man in your mum's
bed. And as for those late night visits to your bedroom by
your uncle - well, say no more. But we understand. You feel
threatened by anyone who shows a bit of creativity or by
people who are making something of their lives. You just
want to tear it down don't you? Let us help. Let go of the
pain and free yourself to make something of your life
instead of attacking others. You've already learned to spell
a few words and even use basic functions on a computer so
you're half way there.
Good Luck and all our thoughts are with you.

PS FAO Ciaran - please don't threaten to get the police on
little junior or break his computer - he just needs a
little love and perhaps a few years in therapy.
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 05:51:13 AM
Name: beermonstar
E-mail address: beermonstar@lycos.com
Comments:Swollie a beer site Boyos !!!


http://members.tripod.co.uk/beermonstars_pub/index.html
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 07:15:03 AM
Name: your landlord
E-mail address: marcomckay@ntlworld.com
Comments:Right, you little shits,
stop pissing about, I'm owed £140 from each of you if
you dont pay up, I'll throw youse all out of the house in
Camden Street, and you wont ne so smart then.

Ha ha
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 11:58:59 AM
Name: Rebecca
E-mail address: beccar2000@hotmail.com
Comments:me and my mates are coming to queens in september, and were
just wondering, can we come live with you lot-we can show
how to really party!anymore ideas on developing the spide
generator-we all love it!but just whos voice is that?love
rebecca, claire s, claire l, anna and deeds
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 12:55:26 PM
Name: Chin
E-mail address: ULSTERPILLMONSTER@hotmail.com
Comments:Extreamly class website, but don't forget to leave plenty
of time for partying,

And yes you do throw class partys.
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 02:15:28 PM
Name: orla
E-mail address: orla doyle
Comments:is there any man out there i havent been out with if so
give me a bell!!!!
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 06:26:07 PM
Name: jenna j.j
E-mail address: jennajj@hotmail.com
Comments:great site can u advertise parties we are very bored
students at the moment and need something different...we are
open to suggestions
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 06:31:58 PM
Name: jenna j.j
E-mail address: jennajj@hotmail.com
Comments:great site can u advertise parties we are very bored
students at the moment and need something different...we are
open to suggestions
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 06:31:59 PM
Name: jenna j.j
E-mail address: jennajj@hotmail.com
Comments:great site can u advertise parties we are very bored
students at the moment and need something different...we are
open to suggestions
Tuesday, April 3rd 2001 - 06:31:59 PM
Name: Cunt
E-mail address: Whoever@wherever.com
Comments:Was there really nothing better to do?
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 02:02:50 AM
Name: shabba ranks
Comments:Boys and girls

just about the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
about time someone really ridiculed the spides and desert
boot wearers. brings back good old memories of queens.

keep it up
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 04:05:49 AM
Name: Belfast zoo
Comments:we are wondering if we could have our tiger back please.
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 04:54:26 AM
Name: Spides are the best
Comments:Being a spide is normal not being a spide is weird, u might
be one of those hippies or gothics that go around wearing
make up and skulls on their jackets (personally i think
that is gay) so spides are normal and not being one would
be boring
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 05:28:03 AM
Name: Alan
Comments:Read a few comments about Aideen so I went looking to see
if I could fancy her but her page is not working. Any
chance of getting it fixed.












































by the way, your experience has made its way to
Warrenpoint.. Keep up the good
work
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 05:57:33 AM
Name: mark and sarah in germany
Comments:Hi everyone!! Class website. We are over here in Germany
partying away but its good to know that nothings changed in
Belfast!! miss the cider and buckie though!!
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 06:17:05 AM
Name: Ap
Comments:Yes, fionnula, i do know you. Believe it or not. And yes,
you do know me. And i do agree with ciaran, you cant slag
off a general type of person and get away with it. Some
people are just that narrow minded. But thats society, deal
with it and move on. And you have to excuse seanog, it took
him 3 weeks to think that big paragraph up, give him time
to recharge his thinking process before you get another one
(dictonarys are complex these days).
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 06:18:45 AM
Name: Niall
E-mail address: tylerdurden72@hotmail.com
Comments:Alan get your fucking hair cut and whatever happened to
carry outs every sunday you hippy bastard
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 08:07:07 AM
Name: Senior el berutti.
E-mail address: davesenior99@hotmail.com
Comments:The M club and other clubs you have slagged are class,
reason givin packed crowds and people on the pull, what do
ya want from a nite out exactly??

Getting pissed fair enough but attracting a member of the
opposite sex is usual high on peoples agenda. Some people
have the ability to attract females with corny chat up
lines cause although the lines may be shallow and empty
there are`nt ugly basterds. So guys hide the bitterness and
give the M club a proper review.

Apart from that a class website, spide generater is the
buissness!
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 05:53:27 PM
Name: Senior el berutti.
E-mail address: davesenior99@hotmail.com
Comments:The M club and other clubs you have slagged are class,
reason givin packed crowds and people on the pull, what do
ya want from a nite out exactly??

Getting pissed fair enough but attracting a member of the
opposite sex is usual high on peoples agenda. Some people
have the ability to attract females with corny chat up
lines cause although the lines may be shallow and empty
there are`nt ugly basterds. So guys hide the bitterness and
give the M club a proper review.

Apart from that a class website, spide generater is the
buissness!
Wednesday, April 4th 2001 - 05:53:55 PM
Name: Winne T Poo
Comments:I was just windering if tiger is OK he has not been at the
last 3 AA meatings and E'oar and my self are hoping he has
not fallin off the wagon
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 03:21:02 AM
Name: Eric
Comments:Guys I noticed that you gave the M Club a bad review.
Having only been there a couple off times it was'nt all
bad. What is your objection to picking up women on a night
out? Did'nt Kylie Minogue visit the M club, obviously a
premier Belfast site for picking up celebs and dazzling
them with your ship yard humour or in your case Derry talk.
Still no fixtures for casement or any festivals on in the
town, any chance? Possibly could you do some servey of the
bouncers in Belfast as of cities in Ireland, Belfast seems
to have a fare collection of strange folk in black on doors
with the who have that out of mental hospital look.
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 04:01:05 AM
Name: jess
E-mail address: queenjess_uk@yahoo.co.uk
Comments:aright lads, i wuz just leek,dus readin da guestbook dus
and i fink it is feckin massive yoooooooooooooooooo! wass
wrong wi spides leek cuz ai luv me orange kappa battams
leek dus wa cos there dead cool and i always wear em every
day! yooooooo! and leek for leek goin clubbin cos i luv
rave it beezer i always wear me trusty white pedal pushers
and black nickers. Me boy janty sez i look well class in
dem leek waaaaaa!yoooooooo! big up me and the other
spides!!! by the way my name is actually faloola-charlene
chicken-smickers-emmma-ann-claar mc smickers oh yeah. nah
really boys this is such a cool site and your house sounds
loadsa fun!!! i wanna move in! aww go on or ill get my ma
to do yer knees!
lotsa love to ya all esp the cute gavin(we think) love and
whipped cream!
jess
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 04:27:10 AM
Name: naoimh doherty
E-mail address: naoimhdoherty@hotmail.com
Comments:Kieran,
finally got to see the famed site. lovely job, hope to see
you in person sometime soon - it's been too long!
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 12:34:59 PM
Name: Pat
E-mail address: darkangel1_0@hotmail.com
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 03:34:36 PM
Name: Pat
E-mail address: darkangel1_0@hotmail.com
Comments:Im sorry, but the 'spide generator' is quite possibly the
most accurate and hilarious thing i have ever seen. It
hits the nail on the head for all the impressions of spides
we enjoy doing so much. Keep up the good work and add to
it!
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 03:36:02 PM
Name: hippy bastard leek
Comments:hmmm...wats wrong with the M-club, well its the biggest
pile of piss, theres no originality in the place, if u want
to go out and watch a bunch of posers talk shite and think
their it all nite then fine maybe this is the place for u,
but personaaly i couldnt be fucked with this bunch of sad
bastards, as with attracting the member of the opposite
sex, wtf is wrong with that, its part of the whole deal
with the night out experience, although u dont need stupid
fucking chat up lines to do it unless ur a pathetic bastard
in the M-Club. Anyway guys this is a fucking kick ass site
keep it up u lot r local celebrities now!!...well at least
amongst the dumbass student poulation...like we have
anything better between lectures!!!
Thursday, April 5th 2001 - 05:23:23 PM
Name: smick dog
E-mail address: ??what
Comments:whaat da fack r use all on bout. ill dig the fuckin head of
all of youse an run you over with my vauxhall cavalier that
ijust stole after swalling a barrick buster.

wa wa youse r all gay
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 04:20:02 AM
Name: your local off-lise
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 05:03:04 AM
Name: the local off-licence owner
Comments:hey you guys, just wanna thank you for putting my first
daughter through university, now i have 3 sons and another
daughter yet to go, so get your arses down here now and buy
some booze!!!!
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 05:04:43 AM
Name: Micky alias Danso
Comments:My names Micky, I’m a former spide, it is good to see our
fellow spides still suffering out there have support. It
started with the bum fluff on my chin,soon I was buying
Barrack Busters (3 litres of cider) wearing shell suits
going to snooker halls and shouting at people ‘ I’ll knock
youre ballacks in so I will’. Or rolling a J and watching
my mates do handbrakers in the stolen cars. Know what was a
real ballacks that new jobseekers crack. I had to get up at
2pm so I did, it was fucking desbrit specially drying the
yfronts out on the radiator cos I’d only 1 pair.
The turning point came when Mach3 razors came out. One
shave and your bum fluff takes 4 years to come back which
gives you time to burn all the spide clothes, melt down
your gold jewellery and saying bollocks instead of
ballacks, what a relief.

THERES STILL HOPE OUT THERE

A reformed Spide
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 06:20:24 AM
Name: Caroline Ryan
Comments:Brilliant, brilliant site, especially the Tigger movie. I
laughed. I cried. I remembered living at no. 72 North
Parade, only there's not a movie yet. That's because Ross
and Dermie are too lazy to make one.

More interesting pictures of Alan and Gav, please. And
Tigger, too.

Thanks from a Yank.


Friday, April 6th 2001 - 08:19:06 AM
Name: Bazza
E-mail address: barrystrain@hotmail.com
Comments:Ive only had a breif look at this site, the address of
which i got from a friend. it looks pretty good and i think
it would do no harm to put flyers about the university area
or even in the union and student bars.

On the spide issue, i hate the fuckers, cos they robbed my
house then kicked my "Ballacks" in broad day light. So keep
dissin!!

All the best with this site and im sure if you advertise it
well, it could take off.

Keep it together!!


Director of Operations

The Mange Tu? Crew
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 08:30:34 AM
Name: Bazza
E-mail address: barrystrain@hotmail.com
Comments:Ive only had a breif look at this site, the address of
which i got from a friend. it looks pretty good and i think
it would do no harm to put flyers about the university area
or even in the union and student bars.

On the spide issue, i hate the fuckers, cos they robbed my
house then kicked my "Ballacks" in broad day light. So keep
dissin!!

All the best with this site and im sure if you advertise it
well, it could take off.

Keep it together!!


Director of Operations

The Mange Tu? Crew
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 08:30:55 AM
Name: Ap
Comments:Just one more comment, where the fuck is the M club???? It
must be good considering i have never heard of it (im just
waiting for the comment saying im not in the know). No one
ever hear of Lush?? or is that just way too old fashioned
or up-market for some of you lot? Cheers again
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 10:00:43 AM
Name: Ap
Comments:Just one more comment, where the fuck is the M club???? It
must be good considering i have never heard of it (im just
waiting for the comment saying im not in the know). No one
ever hear of Lush?? or is that just way too old fashioned
or up-market for some of you lot? Cheers again
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 10:00:48 AM
Name: Ap sounds like a tit
Comments:hey Ap, if you say things like 'in the know', you must be
quite sad and you're not 'in the know'.
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 11:14:18 AM
Name: Fionnuala
Comments:Ap, I didn't say you didn't know me, I said you didn't know
me well enough to judge me. For a start no one is too young
to have a say, if that were the case then we would still
have children working in mine shafts and up chimneys. And I
already said that my comments about spides were as much for
fun as any made on this site, and if you're so adamant that
you agree with Ciaran then why not with me on that point?
And were you not the one who started laying in to
skateboarders as a group of people and you're trying to
tell me that's inexcusable? Everyone has a right to live
the way they want, it makes no odds to me. And if you
really do know me then get the nerve to tell me who you
are. Considering some of the comments you made I'm not
surprised you're too afraid to use your real name instead
of your initials.
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 11:24:56 AM
Name: Scarbs
E-mail address: cabalha@hotmail.com
Comments:Sweeeeeet... Love the site, saying any more would be arse
licking, so I won't. Oh and for all those haters out
there... get a life, its a fun site - some people just take
their sad act lives out on others, and they seem to be
taking it out on you guys.... nevermind, but then I'm sure
you don't.
Hope you get the processor problem sorted....

Thanx for cheering up an alcohol free Friday night in,
doing work for fukkin' Art College.
Friday, April 6th 2001 - 06:36:47 PM
Name: THE 'V' MAN @ 41 WELLESLEY
E-mail address: CIARANCLARK@HOTMAIL.COM
Comments:AGREE WITH YOUR ANALYSIS OF PART TIME STUDENTS GOING HOME
TO SUCK THEIR MA'S TITS AT THE WEEKEND. THEY SHOULD STAY IN
BELFAST MORE AND EXPERIENCE REAL STUDENT LIFE. GETTING
READY TO GO TO VICOS. MIGHT GO FOR A TACTICAL CHUNDER FIRST
THOUGH. WARNING - DONT MOVE INTO 41 WELLESLEY AV. NEXT
YEAR. ITS A FECKIN' SHITEHOLE.......
Saturday, April 7th 2001 - 08:14:32 AM
Name: true belfast people
Comments:we would just like to correct a few of your lingo phrases,
as two girls who grew up in west belfast we think we know
what the craic is! seriously!

torpedo - where did u get that, really known as a barrack
buster, oh and by the way u can only buy one or three litre
bottles of the mean green/bing/beat the wife/wreck the
house/green man!

jo-maxi - really known as jo-baxi, get with the programme!

phrases that simply don't exist, must have been imported by
all those village idiots who escaped from the outback to
educate themsleves in our wonderful city:
lethal,bleak,u-boat,jabronie, action, head in the fridge,
sham (definitely not)!

spides are also known as schmicks, janty's and moustaches
are also known as barcodes and mucktaches!

if you insist on trying to pinpoint our local lingo try
doing abit of research first i.e. hit the falls road and
not the unions! you will find real belfast people here!
Saturday, April 7th 2001 - 08:37:21 AM
Name: Ciaran#1
Comments:Well said Ciaran et al about SeanOg. What a fuckin bungalow
(nothin upstairs) that sap is.
Bored shitless in work today and read your diary. laffed my
clackerbag off!!
mos def stickin out
Saturday, April 7th 2001 - 09:56:50 AM
Name: 'trina
Comments:in response to the lingo chicks from the falls, I suppose
it's a bit obvious to point out that this is the Belfast
STUDENT website......most of the students IN belfast aren't
actually FROM belfast........so c'mon , why can't we all
just live together in harmony and bring all the lingo's
together..........It seems to me that you's have been
living all your lives in Belfast, and don't believe there's
anything outside it........get with it and cop
on......we're not just dumb bastards from the sticks u
know, and no, we don't all shag our cousins either!!!!
Saturday, April 7th 2001 - 04:44:19 PM
Name: im a niger and damm proud of it
E-mail address: niger@hotmail.com
Comments:ur fuckin site is amazing and adieen i a bit of all rite
Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 09:13:09 AM
Name: im a niger and damm proud of it
E-mail address: niger@hotmail.com
Comments:ur fuckin site is amazing and adieen i a bit of all rite
Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 09:13:25 AM
Name: im a niger and damm proud of it
E-mail address: niger@hotmail.com
Comments:ur fuckin site is amazing and adieen is a bit of all rite
spites r gay
i'll kick ur ballacks in
r u startin who u startin

Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 09:14:55 AM
Name: DEE
E-mail address: meekdogg@hotmail.com
Comments:ur fuckin site is amazing and adieen is a bit of all rite
spites r gay
i'll kick ur ballacks in
r u startin who u startin
spite suck
hippys rule

Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 09:16:00 AM
Name: DEE
E-mail address: meekdogg@hotmail.com
Comments:ur fuckin site is amazing and adieen is a bit of all rite
spites r gay
i'll kick ur ballacks in
r u startin who u startin
spite suck
hippys rule

Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 09:21:25 AM
Name: Ronan
E-mail address: duffyronan@hotmail.com
Comments:Ciaran, look at the shape of you now, I always knew you'd be
a drunk tosser
Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 12:22:59 PM
Name: Grimmy
E-mail address: grimmy_14@hotmail.com
Comments:hey, guys ur site is fuckin amazin. It's a PURE legend!!!!
It purely kicks ass! Its the funniest thing i've seen in
quite a while! Dressing the spide is sooooooooooooooo funny
and yet so realistic! So ROCK HARD AND LIVE LONG PEOPLE!!!!
Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 02:20:39 PM
Name: cat
Comments:totally class site...recommended by my ex-trendy, ex-
student brother in law...i'm ashamed to say he found it
before me!!!!
Spide page is deadly....what about a millie page...complete
with hoopy earings and MR T necklaces??
also....as a student, i fully appreciate the bars and
clubs...but when fully pished as a fart i love nothing more
than a good feed....what about reviewing the afterhours
food selection...which van is the best?which undercooks yer
burger?is the infamous bot burger the cause of my
conversations on the big white telephone? this is your
mission............should you choose to accept it!
Sunday, April 8th 2001 - 02:46:30 PM
Name: equaliser
Comments:Die you Queens faggots, diiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 03:49:20 AM
Name: Eric
Comments:In response to 'True Belfast People' and Trina.
Yes it is true that there are a percentage of students in
Belfast who are NOT from Belfast but from UP THE COUNTRY
somewere. But it is also true that to the people who live
in Belfast all this coooool lingo is NOTHING NEW. Going to
the places you mention and doing these things are NOTHING
NEW. As far as getting out and seeing the world and
embracing new experiences and people, what's with the spide
generator. Are these 'Spides' as referred too not a new
experience for you?
If you wan't to experience new things in Belfast and meet
interesting people from all around the world why don't you
visit one of the largest tourist attracting events in
Belfast. Namely the West Belfast festival and not
forgetting the North or the city also. I suggest checking
out there web site, and getting invloved. What do you think
READY for something NEW?
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 07:19:19 AM
Name: Andrew AKA (Baggy)
E-mail address: lesshelp@heavymetal.co.uk
Comments:Yeah I used to be a student once (actually I still am part-
time!) Really liked the Spide generator. As a member of
Belfast's cult Grindcore band 'Lesshelp' whose entire
musical back-catalogue has been devoted to taking the piss
out of spides and general aniti-spide activities I can
appreciate the generator. Lesshelp have recorded the
classic tracks: 'City knee-deep in dead Spides','You can
live, the spide must die','Spides drive novas','Tomb of the
unknown spide','Die in horrific pain (the ballad of the
dead spide)','Escape from spide city','Football spide (the
ultimate spide)' and of course 'shellsuit immolation' and
'You wont rave when youre in your grave'

Check our noise out at:
www.ferox.i12.com/lesshelp
or check out this other spide hatred web site run by some
crazed kids
http://www.btinternet.com/%7EGareth.Pestilence/spides.htm
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 09:05:10 AM
Name: Marko
Comments:Great Spide Generator! Perhaps some Kneecap/broken finger
etc. wounds, could be incorporated in "Spide Generator 2 -
the Sequel"
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 10:04:08 AM
Name: Ciaran@no31online
Comments:HELLO....A FEW WORDS!!

ALL COMMENTS GOOD AND BAD ARE WELCOME, BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU
ENGROSSED IN DEBATES OVER THE SITE AND THE GEOGRAPHICAL
SIGNIFICANCE OF SLANG ETC, PLEASE GO TO THE NEW DISCUSSION
FORUM WE'VE SET UP. IT COULD USE SOME REGULAR SUPPORT FROM
ALL YOU FOLK!!

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!

CIARAN
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 11:30:45 AM
Name: The Lord himself
E-mail address: me@thebigserverinthesky.com
Comments:My children,
Wonderful site. Insightful, witty and original. But why are
ye all feckin' dirty hippies ( except fer tha' bit o' skirt
aideen, I wouldn't mind her sittin' on me face. Does she do
a masters degree in minxology? ).
It was good to see that hippies actually have a sense of
humour and go out from time to time.
C'mon now, tell the truth, the only reason you didn't like
the Bot was because they wouldn't let you take yer
skateboard upstairs, and the dj didn't have any Nirvana with
him at the time.
Our house would kick seven shades of hippy shit out of ye,
but ye are good craic all the same. If ye are looking for
sponsorship, surely Rizla would give ye a couple o' quid. Ye
look like the type who would use rollies of some
description. All the best and good luck with the site.
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 12:03:38 PM
Name: The Lord himself
E-mail address: me@thebigserverinthesky.com
Comments:My children,
Wonderful site. Insightful, witty and original. But why are
ye all feckin' dirty hippies ( except fer tha' bit o' skirt
aideen, I wouldn't mind her sittin' on me face. Does she do
a masters degree in minxology? ).
It was good to see that hippies actually have a sense of
humour and go out from time to time.
C'mon now, tell the truth, the only reason you didn't like
the Bot was because they wouldn't let you take yer
skateboard upstairs, and the dj didn't have any Nirvana with
him at the time.
Our house would kick seven shades of hippy shit out of ye,
but ye are good craic all the same. If ye are looking for
sponsorship, surely Rizla would give ye a couple o' quid. Ye
look like the type who would use rollies of some
description. All the best and good luck with the site.
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 12:04:36 PM
Name: STRAIGHT
Comments:A HIGH QUALITY SITE LADS. MY COMPLIMENTS. I FEW DODGY BITS
IN IT, BUT OVERALL ITS LETHAL
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 01:42:29 PM
Name: The Blair
E-mail address: blairiz@hotmail.com
Comments:This website kicks ass!!!! Its amazin the way ur slaggin
SPIDES cos i hate the fuckers they should all be shot at
birth. CHEERZ!!!!
The BLAIR
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 02:25:30 PM
Name: Cat
Comments:Excellent website people, sums up Belfast pretty well.
Declan's looking pretty sexy these days, wouldn't you
agree? Keep it up everyone, you're doing a great job!
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 04:26:27 PM
Name: jules
Comments:Ciaran, just completed operation foot and mouth-30 dead
sheep no prob! bring on 2nd Level! this feat was witnessed
by Jar.......
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 04:32:30 PM
Name: Jar
Comments:I was there, he did it...Jules got the 30, but he used to
shooting sheep not just with his mouse though!
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 04:38:54 PM
Name: joe laverty
E-mail address: jaissus@hotmail.com
Comments:Fucking leathal guys, i'm beginning to regret forsaking
belfast for newcastle! But i'll be showing them, over in
England, the way forward!! I'll also be teaching them the
lingo with the help of your indispensible guide!!

great work, keep it up!!
Monday, April 9th 2001 - 08:17:04 PM
Name: Eamon
E-mail address: eamon_walsh@yahoo.com
Comments:Great site..... funny!
For an even better foot and mouth sheep culling experience
visit http://www.sheepcull.co.uk
great craic!
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 08:25:38 AM
Name: Dolly
Comments:Your website is so cool, well done on filling your first
guest book, keep up the good work and tell Tigger he is the
best.By the way I really love your spide generator it is so
realistic!
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 09:24:25 AM
Name: friend of tony`s from ski & sports
Comments: This is a fuckin excellent site well done lads.I hope ur
get ur web camera idea going it should be fuckin
excellent.u can thank tony knipe 4 introducing me to this
site.
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 10:26:49 AM
Name: Die by the sword
E-mail address: I don't think so!
Comments:Great fuckin' site, fuck the spide debate, there are dirty
little cheeky scumbag mutherfuckers all round the Beautiful
island of Ireland (That won't cause a debate, surely?!) but
that's life.
Yackety shmackety, Blah Blah Blah
P.s. The Lord is full of shite, Satan's got us by the balls
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 10:46:17 AM
Name: Johnny
E-mail address: boydjonathan@hotmail.com
Comments:i need help lads, i went out with another women and then e-
mailed my girlfriend to tell her what i'd done, needless to
say i was very very drunk, what should i do now?
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 12:25:32 PM
Name: Melanie
E-mail address: rubyslippers1310@hotmail.com
Comments:Just wanted to say that your site is class especially that
spide generator thingy!! Your site has shown me what I
can look forward to when Im a student next
year(hopefully). Anyway, cheers for a coooooooool site
and by the way- Gavin you're one fine looking bloke!
Tuesday, April 10th 2001 - 02:20:46 PM
Name: Dave
E-mail address: Treblewinners@celtic.co.uk
Comments:Excellent Site Big Man! Cud a done wif a few more slang
words in there! Some of the ones you got are really bad!
Nice one Brouva!
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 03:13:47 AM
Name: Wee Tammy Sniper
Comments:Here's me wah, stap 'at ye!
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 03:16:44 AM
Name: me
Comments:have a section on malonians oioi thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
daddy buy me a car daddy daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 03:18:19 AM
Name: Tucker
E-mail address: tmcgover@hotmail.com
Comments:hello Belfast,

i have to be honest i only logged on to see bronagh and i
am glad i did,She is fine and you all seem to be having a
great time, anyway it is times like this i miss college.

cya's
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 04:37:12 AM
Name: Tucker
E-mail address: tmcgover@hotmail.com
Comments:hello Belfast,

i have to be honest i only logged on to see bronagh and i
am glad i did,She is fine and you all seem to be having a
great time, anyway it is times like this i miss college.

cya's
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 04:37:15 AM
Name: Dave
Comments:I left Ireland 13 years ago, my little sis sent me the site
address. When I read the Lurgan champagne line I laughed my
tits off, same booze new generation of drunks. I'm coming
back for the first time next year, gonna' have to learn how
communicate verbally all over again. I will be checking
back. Pisser of a site, Good Luck. Gotta go now and enjoy a
desease free steak.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 07:00:33 AM
Name: ruffrider
Comments:i heard about kids tuckin' their trackies into their socks
in Newry. This isn't a Northern Ireland phenommenom cos when
i was in Liverpool in January i had to look twice at the
spides with their trackies tucked into their diamond
patchwork socks!!! I WAS SHOCKED WHAT STYLE THEY NEEDED.
ITS SPREADING LIKE FOOT AND MOUTH!! BEWARE
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 07:10:06 AM
Name: paul randall
E-mail address: webmaster@randalls.zzn.com
Comments:Very good website guys...your site was refered to me by a
friend and in turn i had a noisey and theres alot of funny
shit in it good work.I have website
www.randallsonline.homestead.com pritty shit but i'm new to
the internet;i thinks it good!Sign my guest book if you get
a chance to have a look at it.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 07:27:30 AM
Name: paul randall
E-mail address: webmaster@randalls.zzn.com
Comments:Very good website guys...your site was refered to me by a
friend and in turn i had a noisey and theres alot of funny
shit in it good work.I have website
www.randallsonline.homestead.com pritty shit but i'm new to
the internet;i thinks it good!Sign my guest book if you get
a chance to have a look at it.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 07:29:55 AM
Name: Urban Buckfast Collective (Quartermaster)
E-mail address: egt_is_back@yahoo.com
Comments:Folks, just echoing me comrades comments...nice fuckin
work. The UBC salute you!!!
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 11:31:00 AM
Name: Thomas FLavell
E-mail address: tomricketboysmit@hotmail.com
Comments:indeed,
funny students livuing 2 gether
once more i think i may know one of them
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 11:36:19 AM
Name: Maud Baustard
Comments:sweet mucker nice wee website ye have yereslef here neigh
dont be sleggin the novas now check out
http://www.geocities.com/belfast_ie
some nice cars in that website cya's
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 12:53:01 PM
Name: dee mc conaghy
E-mail address: deesperehole@hotmail.com
Comments:yous boys are all a bunch of sad bastards. there is nothing
there is nothing the matter with the belfast people. u
should make a site about hippys. long greasy hair, smelly
clothes, clothes that are too big, crap looking shoes and
yous listen to music that would make you go crazy and kill
some poor fucker.

get a fucking life. if yous hate belfast people that much
then move back to where ever the fuck yous came from.

p.s. i would shag the fuck out of the girl in the pic.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 01:09:48 PM
Name: Lizzy
E-mail address: offtherails2001@hotmail.com
Comments:Great website boys and girls. The spide generator is a work
of sheer brilliance-bout time the spides of this island
were brought down grrrrrrr!!!!! Poor Tigger he has had a
hard life of it no wonder he turned to the alcohol! Rite im
away to kill more fantasy sheep. aua revoir love me.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 01:18:23 PM
Name: Pete
E-mail address: peteroulston@yahoo.co.uk
Comments:I find that few sites are funny,
the spidegenerator is fantastic,
That's my humour - I love it,
Suggestions for phrases:
Here 's me what?
Here Minto, get the baseball bat oughta
the capri.
...But I took you bowlin' last week Chantal.
Wednesday, April 11th 2001 - 04:44:52 PM
Name: michael
E-mail address: mbrennan@engineer.com
Comments:i agree with dee, belfast people are generally alright
especially havin to put up with culchie, cabbage eared
inbreeders, once they get to belfast and uni they think
they are very cool and streetwise. usually waiting for the
da to pop there clogs then inherit the farm and its back to
the pig shit. culchie students smell and spread disease
(foot and mouth)
Thursday, April 12th 2001 - 01:41:43 PM
Name: Rach
E-mail address: rachmaster@hotmail.com
Comments:you said to talk a big pile of poo so i wil... poo poo poo
poo poo poo poo.. ok enough already!!! KUl site guys....
All the guys look really cute.. especially that one called
tigger...yummy!!! Is it Queens u`s r at?? sounds like
fun!!! piece of advice...GO MENTAL!!! p.s Aideen you can
never have enough shoes!!!
Thursday, April 12th 2001 - 06:46:09 PM
Name: Paul mc Garrity
Comments:good site
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 02:07:21 AM
Name: Mathal Mullen
E-mail address: cheba2000@hotmail.com
Comments:very funny fella's. please push the cider angle a bit
further because i think it is potentially funnier than
buckie. with names such as "bing" "shantytown champagne" "a
bottle o' beat the wife" and then you could have a poem
like your spide poem called "an ode to bing" i think this
holds potential to be funny as fuck. also, could ther be a
chance of some sounds of yous fucking about while out on
the swall? like shouting swear words really loud in quiet
places or shouting "beef" in mass? if you could reply i
would be very gratefull because when i read the site a shat
my pants laughing. spide generator. oh holy jesus! "comin'
for a few frames big lawwwd!" excellent! is there a way
that i could send yous files of me and my mates fucking
about just so you could listen to them because we share
your mentality and i think you would find them very very
funny. merky boocup. Mathal.
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 02:52:43 AM
Name: Professor Valkiries the rider
Comments:I could'nt agree more with Dee and Michael. Nothing worse
than country bumpkins comming to Belfast to go to uni and
spending the whole time telling you how wonderful the whole
in the the big smoke, o it's so great to drink on thursday
night, I'm doing future underpants repair skills BA, would
you hold my pint I have to go to another bar which is
cooler, my hair is too short, o what a witty Belfast
saying, I must develop a saying for my most daily boring
activity involving buttering toast. Pass the shotgun
martha. I mean what do you do! - disclaimer:This does not
apply to normal Country folk with real lives who appreciate
the finer aspects of a Massy 325
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 04:21:06 AM
Name: Lee Guy
E-mail address: Leeguy@theman.co.uk
Comments:
Alright lads,
Im not the fucky Georgie Best, but i know what is what.
Hey get in my Belly.

Friday, April 13th 2001 - 06:29:58 AM
Name: Lee Guy
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 06:36:24 AM
Name: club wells
E-mail address: wells.com
Comments:
Poeple class website! your house looks better than ours- we
live in wellesley-can we have urs next year its cleaner
than ours but we have better fotos.bet we've went with some
of ya's.
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 08:09:35 AM
Name: club wells
E-mail address: wells.com
Comments:
Poeple class website! your house looks better than ours- we
live in wellesley-can we have urs next year its cleaner
than ours but we have better fotos.bet we've went with some
of ya's.
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 08:10:55 AM
Name: Robert
E-mail address: robertmccreary@hotmail.com
Comments:Christ, good site. Very original and full of decent
content. Where do you get the time.

Check out another student site, http://www.hillside.4t.com
From Dundee, Scotland. However we really do live like
students and couldn't be arsed updating our site.
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 11:33:24 AM
Name: spide catcher
E-mail address: watch me
Comments:nice site cats, but im for defs surprised u havent picked
up on the spides branching into gangsta rap. i know cos my
wee bro has gone to the darkside. he's packin heat and
poppin caps in asses all over the show here in derry.
change the spide generator music to 2pac or some bitch ass
shit like that. keep it real. peace out
Friday, April 13th 2001 - 03:35:07 PM
Name: Ap
Comments:Um........... right, fionnula. You go to that school about
5 miles outside coleraine (im not going to say where just
incase theres a derranged stalker person about), and Ap are
not my initials. Oh, and heres a big clue. I know youve
been to France. Not remember how few an amount of decent
bikes there were over there? Cant say i ever thought you
enjoyed my company, and quite frankly i dont blame you, but
hey. (and as for that person who called me a tit for
the "in the know" thing, did you not notice that i put it
in brackets as to show that i would be expecting someone
lame to say something like that). Idiot
Sunday, April 15th 2001 - 09:26:06 AM
Name: Ap
Comments:Um........... right, fionnula. You go to that school about
5 miles outside coleraine (im not going to say where just
incase theres a derranged stalker person about), and Ap are
not my initials. Oh, and heres a big clue. I know youve
been to France. Not remember how few an amount of decent
bikes there were over there? Cant say i ever thought you
enjoyed my company, and quite frankly i dont blame you, but
hey. (and as for that person who called me a tit for
the "in the know" thing, did you not notice that i put it
in brackets as to show that i would be expecting someone
lame to say something like that). Idiot
Sunday, April 15th 2001 - 09:26:17 AM
Name: Fionnuala
E-mail address: fionnualadempsey@hotmail.com
Comments:Hey all, I just wanted to say the foot and mouth
generator?? Genius and really funny, my sister thought it
was class. She goes to uni in Cork and had to go through
disinfectant to come home for Easter, heh heh. Pity my
mouse is bust and I can only get about 14 of the sheep -
I'll never get to see the crap winner's screen! Ap, email
me. Happy Easter everyone at no 31 and Tigger don't get
cross-addicted to chocolate just cos there's lots about,
ok??
Sunday, April 15th 2001 - 11:18:32 AM
Name: Ap
Comments:It would be an awful lot easier to email someone if you
knew their email address. Am i right or am i just imagining
things?
Friday, May 4th 2001 - 04:47:53 AM
Name: eoin mcconville
E-mail address: lavjn@hotmail.com
Comments:Hi Ciaran! Whats the craic? Glad you saw sense and put this back on the internet where it belongs. Hope everything is well. Say hi to DF, GOC, Adn and Aln. Best of luck in your final year, E
Sunday, October 20th 2002 - 08:52:14 PM
Name: Colin
Comments:great fu*kn site \/ peace
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Monday, November 4th 2002 - 01:43:11 AM
Name: Big Dave
E-mail address: Big_dave@hotmail.com
Comments:Hooooooolllllllllllyyyyyyyy fuk! i pulled a handbraker at 200mph leek!
Thursday, December 5th 2002 - 10:43:13 PM
Name: School of Spides
Comments:As the headmaster of the school of spides i find this site insulting. Fuck do i! Spides are the scum of the earth and deserve to become an extinct spieces. Why do they talk so much bullshit?
Thursday, December 5th 2002 - 10:46:57 PM
Name: Meekdogg
Monday, December 30th 2002 - 05:59:42 PM
Name: Meekdogg
E-mail address: meekdogg@meekdogg.com
Comments:Hey, I thought I was the only Meekdogg on the Net...Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Monday, December 30th 2002 - 06:00:45 PM
Name: Phil
E-mail address: N/A
Comments:What the hell is this place????
Saturday, January 4th 2003 - 02:10:03 AM
Name: Sumbody fae Scotland
Comments:I love the way u irish lot talk but i gotta say wen u babble 100mph in irish, ye don't make a lotta sense ya bunch o weirdos!!!! Never been to Ireland but i can tel by this site that yer all a bunch of frikkin lunatics!!! not much different fae here then...........
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 - 12:24:18 PM
Name: sorry - did it look like i give a shit?
Comments:ur all mad.i'm only 14 by the way, so the amount of swearin' thats on this site is a fuckin' disgrace!!!
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 - 12:33:19 PM
Name: homophoebic spide
Comments:i think u guys r a bunch of turd pushers who have too much time on their hands so u have to design something like this. you would be better sticking to what u do best and keep on biting those pillows
Tuesday, March 18th 2003 - 10:19:59 AM
Name: Maeve
Comments:This web site was the greatest way to chill out, after a hard days work in the books. Kept me amused! Cheers!
Sunday, July 20th 2003 - 10:01:31 AM
Name: Steven
E-mail address: fuck of @ fuck of. fuck of
Comments:NICE FUCKING SITE MANNIT FUCKING ROCKS SPECIALLY THE FUCKING SPIE GENERATOR FANKS MATE..
Saturday, October 11th 2003 - 07:28:19 AM
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