Pert Moody Newt's Garden of Phone Etiquette
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E-mail address: travisotope@juno.com
Comments:LOve the Hondros and grandya- stuff on pots bellied pigs--- i've listened to the pranks over a couple dozen times-- you gotta update this site! It's better than that smell inside an old school lunchbox!
Monday, August 21st 2006 - 09:43:48 PM
E-mail address: phonephuckers@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.phonephuckers.net
Comments:Hello Hello..... glad to see you are still around.
Thursday, September 22nd 2005 - 07:35:58 PM
Comments:That call with the pots bellied pig was the funniest shit ive ever heard
Wednesday, October 13th 2004 - 08:29:23 AM
E-mail address: jenna
Comments:impossibly funny
Sunday, May 18th 2003 - 03:25:27 AM
E-mail address: georgesdegaulle
Comments:you are the brilliant you bastard the pert moody newt
Wednesday, May 14th 2003 - 12:25:05 AM
E-mail address: I pity you.
Saturday, May 10th 2003 - 04:08:58 AM
E-mail address: I pity you.
Saturday, May 10th 2003 - 04:08:29 AM
E-mail address: i pity you
Saturday, May 10th 2003 - 04:08:19 AM
E-mail address: bryanne@cuteandsingle.com
Homepage URL: http://cuteandsingle.com
Comments:Your site is quite interesting.
Monday, April 14th 2003 - 02:01:41 PM
E-mail address: spam@instantlobotomy.com
Homepage URL: http://www.instantlobotomy.com
Comments:These are the acme of telephone communication. I heartily endorse this site.
Friday, December 13th 2002 - 10:02:15 AM
E-mail address: nathan@bigpond.com
Comments:This site is a pissa! especially the Meow-meow meow omne an the white baby
Tuesday, December 3rd 2002 - 10:23:41 PM
E-mail address: regulationplanet@msn.com
Comments:THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!
Monday, November 18th 2002 - 10:25:55 PM
E-mail address: melissaoftroy@yahoo.com
Comments:I love all of them! Is Pert the name of a real person? Who is the real person? Is it just one person? I want to make out with the war veteran activity director, and call him daddy! I wonder if you do voices at intimate times.
Saturday, September 28th 2002 - 01:28:20 PM
E-mail address: monicawong@excite.com
Comments:Now these were hilarious! But you're much funnier in person.
Saturday, July 13th 2002 - 09:51:13 AM
E-mail address: merlinmerlyn@hotmail.com
Comments:Could the audio quality be any worse??
Friday, July 5th 2002 - 11:04:49 AM
E-mail address: SMMIRACLES1@prodigy.net
Comments:I'd rather spend my free time practicing armpit farts!!

Friday, July 5th 2002 - 10:58:11 AM
E-mail address: whitepeoplesmelltoo@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://pickmynose.com
Comments:Nice <3 sexcorpse
Friday, May 24th 2002 - 01:56:35 AM
E-mail address: shalaidah@amateur-wife-sex.com
Homepage URL: http://www.amateur-wife-sex.com
Comments:this site is .... different but in a good way! I like it alot!
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 - 01:01:18 AM
Comments:SWEET
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 - 09:28:26 PM
E-mail address: inari@american-mink.com
Homepage URL: http://www.american-mink.com
Comments:Good stuff, enjoyable.
Saturday, March 30th 2002 - 02:58:09 PM
E-mail address: Susan White
Comments:Love the site. Thanks!<br><br>
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Thursday, March 14th 2002 - 03:12:05 AM
E-mail address: myoung17@hotmail.com
Comments: Dude,you gotta show your victims who's
boss.You gotta have the upper hand over
the idiot on the other end of the line.
Have you heard the calls on "THE FLAMING
GENITALS" site? Let those calls serve as
lesson
to you in the future.Also,if you ever get
the chance...listen to "THE SEATTLE PHONE
PRANKS"tape...that guy really knows how to
sock it to em'! Good luck...and don't give
up on pranking...it's for life!-Mike
Monday, February 25th 2002 - 10:53:50 PM
E-mail address: Infect.zznStaff@Infect.zzn.com
Comments:My friends and I always love a good laugh, but your site, your phone calls, they gave me the most side splitting laughter I ever had! Seriously, I have NEVER, laughed so damned hard! I love your work, and I hope you keep it up, because I must, MUST hear more! If you'd like a good number, try (925)706-9736. Its the number of some lil weiner kid who sits around all day, easily freakable. To all who read this! PHONE HIM! Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!!! Keep up the awsome work!!! >>Kevin<<
Thursday, June 21st 2001 - 01:04:48 AM
E-mail address: flal@iafrica.com
Comments:Was interested in finding the STABBINS on you web site - I used to be Hilary Stabbins before I married!
Sunday, June 17th 2001 - 06:38:34 AM
E-mail address: instantkarmakop@yahoo.com
Comments:everyone should call the youth hostel in boston their number is 1888 host 222 ask for bob the manager and complain about something
Friday, February 2nd 2001 - 12:28:54 AM
E-mail address: tprice@calover.com
Monday, December 18th 2000 - 02:53:29 PM
E-mail address: tomc@oda.state.ok.us
Comments:Looking for ideas for a training class on phone etiquette.
Monday, December 18th 2000 - 01:47:14 PM
E-mail address: edgewood@stelizabeth.org
Monday, December 4th 2000 - 12:12:00 PM
E-mail address: Yo baby!! you got class I love your calls I love your style it is so original!
Monday, November 6th 2000 - 10:15:59 PM
E-mail address: What book the bible?
Monday, November 6th 2000 - 10:12:35 PM
E-mail address: STABBINS@aol.com
Comments: Is the book the most important thing in the world ?( What
about the rest of the Universe ?)
Saturday, October 28th 2000 - 03:26:37 AM
E-mail address: Jackiemeathead@coca-cola.com
Homepage URL: http://members.xoom.com/rodscribner
Comments:You have the funniest site on the internet. Your prank
calls are also the funniest i've ever heard. I especially
like the premise to many of your calls where you reply to
an ad really late at night.Keep up the good work.
Tuesday, July 11th 2000 - 06:38:39 PM
E-mail address: g_k1@hotmail.com, lemonlime44@hotmail.com
Comments:Nobody said anything about the Blue House and that was the
best one. Some of them weren't too funny, but most of
there were atleast a little funny. This is a good site to
visit.
Monday, July 3rd 2000 - 11:43:17 AM
E-mail address: mystcmgc@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://hometown.aol.com/mystcmgc/myhomepage/profile.html
Comments:Iwas serching and came upon your site but i was trying to
get the audio sounds for the prank calls and i couldn,t any
idea what i,m doing rong?please reply new commer bear with
me lol. thanks kathy v.
Thursday, May 25th 2000 - 02:44:26 PM
E-mail address: kelly.holmes@ni.com
Homepage URL: http://www.shinybluegrasshopper.com/
Comments:ooh...funky front page...love it!
Thursday, May 18th 2000 - 07:27:17 PM
E-mail address: acaraph0bia
Comments:It's gotten better since yahoo.
Saturday, April 29th 2000 - 11:01:48 AM
E-mail address: fightlboap@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.poctpia.com
Comments:
"I am pouring a cup of water on you right now. I am
pouring a cup of water on you in my mind."

This made me laugh 'til tears were in my eyes. Also, the
bus-driving origami-folding pill-taking activity
director... Inspired. Genius. Please make more. I come have
coffee with you tonight.
Thursday, March 23rd 2000 - 08:31:10 PM
E-mail address: Purehearts@msn.com
Comments:Pert, the Jerky Boys have nothing on you! ...You should be
a stand up comedian (If you're not already) This website is
the most entertaining thing on the web & I needed to laugh
tonight ....With talent like this, I hope your getting
paid! Nobody should be this funny & unknown!!!!! Please
don't stop ...keep us laughing...this stuff is
hilarious!!!! M.L. Los Angeles
Wednesday, March 1st 2000 - 06:47:04 AM
E-mail address: k@thx.bye
Homepage URL: http://www.yaya.com
Comments:Heh... this shit is fucking hilarious. And that "Meow,
meow, meow" prank was pure genius! Keep up the good work,
it's pranks like yours that remind me why I started
pranking in the first place.
Sunday, February 27th 2000 - 02:53:51 AM
E-mail address: Same old crap still, *YAWN*
Homepage URL: http://udder.co.uk
Comments:^^Just kidding, I've sent a link to this site to everyone I
know and maybe I don't know, BYE!
Thursday, February 10th 2000 - 10:06:12 PM
E-mail address: none@none.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/4209
Comments:Bonsoir? I start tonight? **too funny!!** Thanks ever so for
sharing your creative and ingenious pranks with us, not too
mention imparting us with your wisdom on phone etiquette!
Take care.
Wednesday, February 2nd 2000 - 05:47:20 AM
E-mail address: mink@cnmnetwork.com
Homepage URL: http://users.cnmnetwork.com/~mink/jez.html
Comments:come by

:)

jane
Sunday, January 30th 2000 - 09:12:17 AM
E-mail address: that purple bamboo chick
Comments:meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
smooches from that purple bamboo chick.
Thursday, January 27th 2000 - 10:09:22 PM
E-mail address: jonnytz@icqmail.com
Comments:wicked site keep um cummin
Monday, January 10th 2000 - 10:07:54 PM
E-mail address: urur2@yahoo.com
Comments:Excellent! Very funny bits. My favorite is the activities
director bit. You have come up with some very creative stuff
a true sign of a little to much free time. I know you have
heard of this guy, Roy D Mercer but he is one of the
originals. I'll check back later.

Carl S.
Thursday, December 16th 1999 - 02:58:45 PM
E-mail address: disposableband@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.disposableassassins.com
Comments:Pert,
Wow, I didn't realize the Jerky Boys had competition. Great
page too! Thanx for the link. If we ever get our sight
updated or finished, we'll put a link to your site.
Word up,
*Bradley, Disposable Assassins
Monday, November 29th 1999 - 10:07:26 PM
E-mail address: Cuervo1800@bigfoot.com
Comments:Damn funny site. Loved the Meow, Meow, Meow ... oh.. and
the white baby skit--Absolutely hilarious. You are talented
!!! Keep up the good work !!
Monday, November 1st 1999 - 12:33:13 AM
E-mail address: aref@hotmail.com
Comments:Only person I have seen with a skill in making prank calls
that almost equals mine.
Friday, October 8th 1999 - 03:02:05 PM
E-mail address: hillaryclinton@anti-social.com
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ma/hillaryclinton
Comments:Outstanding, Private Pile!
Saturday, September 18th 1999 - 06:43:44 PM
E-mail address: PCentral
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/tn/prankcentral
Comments:Cool site. Check out mine.
Sunday, August 22nd 1999 - 03:44:00 PM
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