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You can foul some of the sheep some of the time, but you CAN'T fouls SOME of the sheep some of the time.
Four on the floor is better then two in the bush You think I just jumped off a turnip truck, well I didn't I jumped off with my own two feet! Larry and Balki talking. Balki comes in singing, "YOUNG GIRL GET OUT OF MY MIND." He sees Larry on the couch. "Cousin what the matter with you is?" "Well you were finding out what it's like dating a fox like american chick, I was finding out how the human body could bounce off of conceret." |
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"We are so happy we do the dance of joy!".... Dai dai dai dai daidai daidai dai dai, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!! Then Larry jumped into Balki's arms
"Why of course not Cousin Larry dont be ridiculous!" |
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| Wonderful page, please keep up the good work. I'm a teacher, and a site such as yours is already being recommended by me. |
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| "forgotten my little cheep Dimitri" |
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BALKY: "Well feed me garlic and call me stinky!"
& "Get out of the city!" |
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| "You Pouting Thomas..." |
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| "You Pouting Thomas..." |
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| patience is a virgin Cuzzin. |
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LARRY: Jennifer's a woman of the 90s.
BALKI: Wow, she does not look that old. LARRY: No, not a woman IN her 90s, a woman OF the 90s. |
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"Mr. Coffee's on fire!!!"
(the first of several fires he and Larry comically put out to save the firehouse) |
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(Balki has talked Larry into letting him go duck hunting, as he's eager to extract revenge on the "ducks" for carrying off his poor pet turtle Bebe as a kid. Only these aren't the ducks he's after that they're hunting)
LARRY: What ducks are you talking about? BALKI: Well, they have triangular heads, and long leathery wings, and they screech loud and... LARRY: Balki, you have just described a pterodactyl. BALKI: Well you know how the grammar goes, cousin: You say pterodactyl, we say pteroductyl, you say tomato, we say tomahto. The language is so strange. |
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(he and Larry are screwing around in the dentist office and are under the effect of the laughing gas; the dentist comes in and asks what's going on):
"What's going on!? We are having an Orel Hershiser!!!" |
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From Star Trek, B&L in the trunk, Balki's immitation:
Captain Kirk: Scottie, you've got to get us out of here! Scottie: Captain, I can't give you anymore power! Without the dilithium crystals, I need more time! Bones: Damnett, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a machine! Larry: Nothing uses up oxygen quicker than talking, so why don't you shut up!?! |
Stolen car Radio |
| BALKI: OH, PLEASE COUSIN, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO VEGAAAAAS! |
Babies in Babylon |
| Does anyone remember the "dance of joy?" |
dance of joy |
| some of the quotes on this page sadden me. Have some of you people have no respect for Balki? |
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(Balki to Marvin |
Dog Day Mid-Afternoon |
| my favorite phrase is ''don't be ridlulas from of a couple of episodes and i like ''oh my lord'' from a lot of episodes well not a lot but some of them. |
knock knock who's there |
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LARRY: Didn't you drive in Mypos?
BALKI: We only had one car. LARRY: Well, my family only had one car... BALKI: My COUNTRY only had one car. |
Baby, You Can Drive My Car |
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LARRY: Didn't you drive in Mypos?
BALKI: We only had one car. LARRY: Well, my family only had one car... BALKI: My COUNTRY only had one car. |
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| Cousin, are you going to have a nervous breakdance? |
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| Supplies! |
Check This |
| I have...checks. |
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o/~ When you're rollin' out the dough be sure you roll it slow if you roll the dough too quick bibbybabkas make you sick! When you pour the filling in make sure you wear a grin doo doo doo doo doo bibbybabkas turn out right! I am shocked at the lack of bibbybabka references on this site! |
Hmmm the bibbybabka one! |
| Balki: I think we overdid the workout a little or you threw me out the window |
Hunks like us |
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(Mr. Twinkacetti) What's in the bedroom?
(Larry) Nothing (Balki) My Girlfriend (Larry) Nothing But His Girlfriend Inga |
the dog comes |
| BO-BOE!! (or sometimes) Um-BOE-BOE!! |
he says this a lot when he finally understands something |
| Coosin La-ri!! |
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| And now it's time we do the dance of joy! |
he says this in a lot of eps |
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Now your makin BALKI mad, BALKI clause |
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(Larry to Balki)
Balki after the baby goes boom boom you put a new diaper on him. |
Two men and a cradle |
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(Larry to Balki after Balki puts on wax lips)
Balki waxs lips to not a romantic evening make. |
Balki in love |
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(Larry to Balki after Balki puts on wax lips)
Balki waxs lips to not a romantic evening make. |
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| How old You are Young |
EPISODE Pizza Hut |
| Balki You are the Coolest in the show |
EPISODE Puppy Dog |
| Balki i don't know what these but there little soft drinks and you can eat the bottle no deposit no return. |
Balki in love |
| Balki bartokimousxe=kjhdfkekkgfkjgk is a ass ramming anus licking foreigner. |
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| I'm throwing down the cutlet |
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I am Conehead the Barbarian |
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| "Well paint me green and call me Gumby" |
no clue |
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Of course it is don't be ridculious.
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all the episodes |
| Please give me your offer! |
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| Don't be Re-Dic-U-Lous |
not sure |
| I am Balki. |
I just think he sais this a lot. |
| The common thing to do during the popular dance of meepos is to tuck our balls between our legs and make out with eachother like dirty women. |
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| Hey Cousin Larry, why don't you do me a favor and wrap your ugly ass lips around my meepo juice drippin cock, you fuckin assface. Rot in hell cousin larry, rot in hell. |
Fuck you |
| "Oh, cousin! You're ship has finally hit the fan!" |
forget which episode...I think it was when they bought a house to fix up and sell |
| I love you cousin Larry. |
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"Can we get the little diver with the boobles?" |
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| Larry! Tug my bingie bingie like my mother did back home on the fields! |
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| "Stop noticing what someone doesn't do...and...Start noticing what they do, do" |
me |
| "NOk,nok,nok!" "We are gonna play bingie, bingie, bingie!" |
EPISODE 81 "Hello Ball!!!" |
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" I'm about to perform an Oral Herscheiser." " I can't feel my arm." |
Balki's first trip to the dentist |
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"It's all water under the fridge!" "You are wise behind your ears!" "Booiingy boingy!" |
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| Get out of the city!!! |
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"Don´t be ridiculous cousin larry!" |
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Fuck me in the ass cousin Larry! Forget about Jennifer and Mary Ann. Fuck me like I used to fuck the goats in Meepos! |
Belvis Hopper |
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yo, wasabi balkii, ya fucken blow, eat ma nuts
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