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| Name: | Marley |
| E-mail address: | marley@cox.net |
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| Name: | Ingrid Alpha |
| E-mail address: | ialpha@accelplus.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I love you Balki and Mark. I love Perfect Strangers. Your Fan, Ingrid |
| Name: | P-DUB |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/buttrockerforhire |
| Comments: | Rock on Balki!!!!!! |
| Name: | Betty R |
| E-mail address: | sunboid@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I just rewatched Stephen King's "The Langoliers" and as far as I am concerned, Bronson deserved an Emmy for his performance. He was great. |
| Name: | Strong |
| E-mail address: | Strong@yahoo.com |
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| E-mail address: | nevaeh_ann@juno.com |
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| Name: | stephen grecco |
| E-mail address: | sgrecco@yahoo.com |
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| Comments: | Hey Bronson whats up I wanted to let you know that I am a huge fan of yours and would love to meet you in person one day |
| Name: | jennifer |
| E-mail address: | jentcden@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I love Bronson Pinchot I think he doesn't get the credit he deserves..A great actor I hope to see him around for along time. |
| Name: | MUGU MAN TOGO |
| E-mail address: | mugu_TOGO@MUGU.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http://mugu.com |
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| Name: | joe |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/joeloke22 |
| Comments: | hey guys!! check-out these 3 episodes of Perfect Strangers that i found on youtube.com!! all you have to do is follow the links that i placed below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp_AHM3on3E&search=Perfect%20Strangers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT7LoqWsaYc&search=Perfect%20Strangers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOkFYPtpx_Q&search=Perfect%20Strangers |
| Name: | joe |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/joeloke22 |
| Comments: | i still can't believe there has'nt been an (official) dvd release of the "Perfect Strangers" t.v. series. i used to watch Perfect Strangers growing up as a kid with my older brothers and we loved it!! so far i've searched amazon.com & ebay.com etc. and not a damn thing came-up for Perfect Strangers.
is Perfect Strangers really that (under-rated) that hollywood, universal studios and/or big marketing companies won't bother to release a dvd series of them?! |
| Name: | Hey Rach! |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: |
Love you Balki! especially the vests |
| Name: | Robert E. Rose |
| E-mail address: | zuvuya4@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.hondurazimports.com |
| Comments: | AMAZING!! I, (like many) grew up with your face on the television screen, and became very familiar with it. What is more amazing, is that my partner and I were just talking the other day about the show... NOT KNOWING YOU WERE ON SURREAL LIFE!!!! LOL! You are awesome! Keep on Keepin On!!
See you in Real Life! Peace, Robert E. Rose HondurAz Imports, Llc www.hondurazimports.com |
| Name: | john furlong |
| E-mail address: | johfur3@charter.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://webs.morainepark.com/jonsweb/ |
| Comments: | I was just looking for some information on the show and found your site. It is cool. |
| Name: | Austin |
| E-mail address: | calicapdweller@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/bowdown84 |
| Name: | mike |
| E-mail address: | hlukrew@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | im 19 years old now, and ive been searching my brain for a number of years trying to remember the name of the show with that guy and that other guy. Recently i remembered the name bowkey (balki)(keep in mind the show first aired the year of my birth), so i wrote it down so i wouldnt forget. The next day I was watching some show on Animal Planet with a pannel of judges who were rating cheap dog tricks, when i recognized one of the judges. His name read BRONSON. I was sure it was bowkey from my revelation.. So I hit the internet. The first site i stumbled across was famous for having theme songs for all shows in the 80s. Sure enough the name PERFECT STRANGERS came up and rang a bell. I then later came across the extensive list of PERFECT STRANGERS fan sites. In conclusion, the internet is crazy, you can find literally anything, and WHAT A TRIP?!?! |
| Name: | Greg Casiglia |
| E-mail address: | floridianitalian@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I Loved this show! This was the best show on A.B.C.'s T.G.I.F.! I Loved The Laurel and Hardy Episode, The Episode where they both get stuck on a Billboard with a Holland Deodarant Sign, The Episode with the lottery,the one with Uncle Shaggy's Dog House, the episode where they buy a house and they get stuck in a chandeleur,The Ducking Hunting Episode with their Boss Mr. Weinwright, The Episode with The Myposion Family Feud and the episode with Tess The Terrible! Bronson Pinchot is A Very Talented, Gifted Entertainer as Balki Bartuckmos! I hope he will do more Acting in recent times! I Loved The Songs Balki and Larry used to Sing together when they worked at "The Chicago Chronicle" such as "Take Your Sunday Clothes Off Tonight" and "Fee -Fi -Fiddle- Li -I O". |
| Name: | shay shay |
| E-mail address: | shrrn_thomas@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | what other movies did balki star in or play in I tried to get over the internet but couldn't and do you know if the reruns are still coming on television and what channel. He is one of my favorite actors if not the favorite i love this guy. |
| Name: | Justine |
| E-mail address: | jerrygavin@adelphia.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/monkeytoez531 |
| Comments: | oh my god, i love your web page. All thought for the longest timeI thought that I was the only one who loved that show and still remembered it. If you have anymore interesting stuff about them leave it on my livejournal. |
| Name: | Thomas Nyambane |
| E-mail address: | thomas.nyambane@undp.org |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You are a genius in your acting. Man, you have a talent.
Keep it up and God bless. Thomas Nyambane Nairobi, Kenya |
| Name: | James Olacio |
| E-mail address: | JamesOlacio@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I would love to get this show on DVD. |
| Name: | imran sheikh |
| E-mail address: | jaff_h@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | this gr8 work keep it up!!!!!! |
| Name: | Nado Castro |
| E-mail address: | mugu@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I done land here ooooo.
Nice site keep it up |
| Name: | Bronson |
| E-mail address: | Aberrantorqu@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | No Home Page |
| Comments: |
Blarg! I wasn't finished typing, all apologies. I feel like I've just stepped into the twilight zone. Anyhow, throw me an e-mail! I would love to talk to you and see how similar we are. Moreover, when's your birthday? Mine's June 24, 1984. Tell me that yours is different, otherwise I think I might have stumbled on some kind of temporal paradox. ;) Aberrantorqu@Aol.com. E-mail me. -Balki. |
| Name: | Bronson |
| E-mail address: | Aberrantorqu@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: |
You wouldn't believe me if I told you this, but I'll tell you anyway. My first name is Bronson, my last name is Penilla (Yes, Penilla! Pronounced Pay-NEE-ya, Pay-NEE-ja, and rarely Pa-Nilla.) I've also found it a strange coincidence that my last name had the same initial as Pinchot, and I've idolized Balki growing up. |
| Name: | Bronson |
| E-mail address: | N/A |
| Homepage URL: | N/A |
| Comments: |
I used to love the show growing up, and by coincidence, my first name is Bronson! Creepier still is the fact that my last name (Penilla) bears the same initial as Bronson Pinchot. I now go by Balki as a nickname, and that character holds a special place in my heart. |
| Name: | jeff |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Balchi is a god. Hes is an omnipotent source of strength in my life.
Don't be ridiculous cousin Larry |
| Name: | Balki Bartakimous |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Whel. It is very unfortuent that we have some ignorant jerks out there who have to resort to childish name calling and think it's funny to use bad words. Shame on you. By the way if you are going to do that at least learn how to spell the name right you idiot. |
| Name: | alfredo mepos |
| E-mail address: | eichern@dickinson.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.perfecthomos.com |
| Comments: | Balki, if you're out there and reading this, I just want to let you know that you are the most incredible actor of your time. You have been so influential in my life. Without you, I would not be where I am today. I now hold a steady job as the Chuck E. Cheese mascot and you have truly made that dream come true for me.
Thank you Balki Bartokomus, alfredo |
| Name: | Prashant |
| E-mail address: | praxsh@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://prashant-online.tripod.com/ |
| Comments: | Nice Site... |
| Name: | Melanie again |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Please come to my Perfect Strangers messageboard.
http://www.voy.com/165469/ Thanks! |
| Name: | Melanie |
| E-mail address: | balkiandlarry4eva@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hi Bronson, (Balki)
If you're reading this could you, please email me? I would love to, write you a fan letter. Also I have a lot of questions about PS, and I'm sure you know a lot about the show and could answer them. Or so could anyone who's reading this, that knows a lot about PS. My email is balkiandlarry4eva@hotmail.com Bronson I really adore your Balki charater, your work, and PS. Keep up the wonderful work! I hope to see more of your acting, in the future. I will always adore and cherish PS. I just wish someone would, put it back on tv. Or release it on tapes and dvds. Maybe you could help out, with some of this? Thanks very much for your time, and Bronson if you ever read this, please email me. Or anyone who's reading this, please email me if you know a lot about PS to answer my questions. Thanks! Lots of love to Bronson from a huge devoted PS fan, Melanie |
| Name: | joseph bruno |
| E-mail address: | jactNcoke@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Emily wheeler |
| E-mail address: | nelson.pat@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://The balki page |
| Comments: | I love bronson pinchot
im yyour biggist fan i stay up until 3:00 just to see balki i love all of your movies and i really whant to see you remember your my favorite actor!!! |
| Name: | Emily Shaffer |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You have to be one of the funniest actors ever not to mention the hottest. |
| Name: | Jenna |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | is justin bronson's twin brother or something because somewhere it says that they were both 44 on may 20, 2003 |
| Name: | Randy Dunn |
| E-mail address: | Clayen2@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | your my faviroit charter in the show! that is why I watch the show every day to see what funney thing u will do next! |
| Name: | guyman |
| E-mail address: | mugu@mugu.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Assalamu Alikum Warahmatullahi Wabraktuhu
What can I say? When listening to the Qur'an it leaves my heart tender and sheds light in life. Mashallah may Allah ta'ala Bless you and be with you in all aspects of life. Assalamu Alikum Warahmatullahi Wabraktuhu |
| Name: | Dicehiggins |
| E-mail address: | dicehiggins@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bronson_Pinchot/ |
| Comments: | I love balki and have created a yahoo groups dedicated to him. if you wanna join go to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bronson_Pinchot/ I would love to see you there. :) |
| Name: | Cindy Selph |
| E-mail address: | cindyselph1@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I love to watch the show & they are funny If I'm up at 4:00 a.m. I will be watching.
all my love Cindy |
| Name: | Laura |
| E-mail address: | pouts_poucette@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://pouts.cjb.net |
| Comments: | YES!! I thought that I was one of the only people left who loved that show! I'm not alone! :D
When Perfect Strangers was on TV, I taped all the episodes (I love Balki the best) In fact I love the show so much, that my year 12 drama group performance is revolving around episode 35 THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT. If anyone in has any information about where to buy some more episodes or do trades, please email me, sign my guestbook or Forum. |
| Name: | balki fan 9000 |
| E-mail address: | piratesale@earthlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I have a question: What language did Balki speak before english? email me if you know. thanks! |
| Name: | Virginia Davis |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.4guests.com |
| Comments: | great site. |
| Name: | steve |
| E-mail address: | Once again, we are relying on YOU to provide us with all of your favorite Balki quotes. Of course, there are old standards such as "Don't be ridiculous," but what makes Balki really Balki is when he takes a stab at philosophy or American slang. So get to work on those Balki-isms and e-mail me!
E-mail Quijkhler "America--land of the free, home of the Whopper." [ 1 | 2 ] "New YorkCity: The Big Banana." "On Reagan, on Nixon!"(confusing Santa's eight tiny reindeer with corrupt presidents, apparently) "That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back." "What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner; we could have gone to the movies instead." "If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry." "Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great--there are none so blind as those who will not hear." "That's disgusting. Putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest-hairs on the Mona Lisa" -- Poetry in Motion (Quijkhler) "Well it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings" (Quijkhler) (Balki, upon learning they were flying to Hawaii instead of New York) "Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?" -- Come Fly With Me by Rose M. All of the following six Balki-isms were submitted by Rose M. and are in Out of Sync 1. "I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep." 2. (To Larry who is trying to convince him to lip sync and rattles off the names of famous people who have done it.): "Wait a minute, Cousin, I know you like the back of my head. You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain." 3. (Suffering stage fright): "What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?" 4. (To Larry desperately trying to convince him to do it): "You are wasting your breath-mints." 5. "Paint me green and call me Gumby." 6. (To the fast-talking talent scout): "You are a dishonest person and I wash my face of you". From Episode #029 - TAKING STOCK by Rose M. 1. (Balki, upon being told by Larry that he shouldn't buy stock because he knows nothing about the stock market) "Why on Mypos I used to sell my sheep at the stock market". 2, (Larry helps him buy one share in a cereal company that manufactures "Raisin Puffs") "An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon." 3. (Balki finds that the Raisin Puffs "100 raisins per box" promise is not true.) "Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks." 4. "To forgive is divine - to be an airhead is human." From Episode #035 - SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO by Rose M. 1. (When Larry is unconvinced that the Chronicle's upper management female predator, Olivia Crawford, is after Balki's body) "She's all over me like a wet tee shirt!" 2. (While waiting nervously for Olivia's reaction to Larry's letter to the editor exposing her.) "When do you think Olivia will hit the fan?" 3. (To the Editor who says to Larry, "You are making some serious accusations here.") "...and if you don't believe him, you can dust my body for fingerprints." "I'm in debt. I am a true American" -- Knock, Knock.. Who's There (Quijkhler) "You can pretend to be someone else, but sooner or later, you have to dance with the butcher" -- Hello Ball (Quijkhler) "Doctor do your duck impersonation. Cousin Larry says you are a real quack!" -- Stress Test (Quijkhler) "Well toss my greens and call me Ceaser" -- Up, Up, and Away (Quijkhler) "Every minute, of every day, for the rest of your life... you will have someone to take care of." -- The Break Up (Quijkhler) "Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth" -- Assertive Training (Quijkhler) In Larry and Jennifer's wedding in jail, Balki does the wedding vows and stuff. After all that, he says, ''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.'' -- The Wedding (John C.) Also, the episode that balki decides to marry maryanne, he says something like: ''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.'' -- Get Me to the Dump on Time (John C.) "There are none so blind as those who can't ski" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) "Well rub my chest and call me Vix" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) Episode #76 THE NEWSLETTER (For hurting people's feelings in his newsletter stories, repentant Balki makes himself wear the Mantle of One Thousand Itches. Larry tells him he is carrying this too far.) (Rose M.) BALKI: "No, no, Cuzzin, if I carried it too far, I'd be wearing the Boxer Shorts of Eternal Chafing." -- The Newsletter (Rose M.) From Episode #110 - FINDER'S KEEPERS (by Rose M.) 1. (After a few false alarms, the boys wait for the owner of a box of lost money to come and claim it) BALKI "This could be the one - keep your eyes crossed!" 2.(A man dressed as a priest claims the money. Greedy and suspicious, Larry tries to break him down with a barrage of questions.0 BALKI: "Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!" 3. (Larry continues to taunt the old priest unmercifully.) BALKI: "You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?" "I am a halloween" -- Stress Test (Balki tells Larry the way to address King Ferdinand) "Your superfluousness" -- `Weekend at Ferdinand's "Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!" -- See How They Run (Krista) From Episode #74 - ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (by Rose M.) 1. BALKI: "Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!" 2. (To keep Balki from interfering with his plans for Lydia's TV show, Larry wraps him in duct tape.) BALKI: "I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot." From Episode #76 - THE NEWSLETTER )by Rose M.) 1. (Larry sees a question dawning on Balki's face and automatically responds, "NO!") BALKI: "I dont even know what question I'm going to ask and you already know the answer? Do you have ESPN? HBO? PMS?" 2. (Despite Balki's begging, Larry says he is too busy to help Balki with his new assignment as editor of the Company Newsletter.," BALKI: "Well, throw acid rain on my parade!" 3. (Larry tells Balki: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics.") BALKI: (shyly) "I put on a new pair this morning." "If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent." (SEE HOW THEY RUN) (The Balkster) "Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say." -- A Catered Affair (Jean B.) (Larry and Balki on being a reporter) "You might have to go on incognato" -- #76 (Rose M.) "I don't know Cuzzin, I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Pithon's revenge" (Rose M.) "Oh please, I want to ride the fire truck. It's been my dream since yesterday!" -- Great Balls of Fire (Quijkhler) "Well feed me garlic and call me stinky." (Linds) Give me a line of credit!!! -Bibby Bobka when Larry says "do yo want to make Mypos famous?" -- Just Desserts (MKlez) BALIFF: This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto. BALKI: Aww... I was hoping for Judge Whapner. BALIFF: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? BALKI: Well of course I do don't be ridiculous! "Babaschtiki" -Various (Heather) Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison, he's very big in the underworld!" Balki: "Boxers or Briefs!!!" -THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH PART 1 (PavanBadal) Mr. Gorpley: "This box of money was mine and i was going to give it to my mother!" Larry: "He doesn't even have a mother!" Balki: "Mr. Gorpley is this true?" Does this mean that you don't have a bellybutton!" -FINDERS KEEPERS (PavanBadal) Larry (reading): Six paces south, please be maticulous. Balki: Of course we will, don't be ridiculous!! (Episode # 78 - - Poetry in Motion) (Ace) (Balki comes in from Larry's room wearing Larry's blue robe and is reading a book Balki is trying to stall Twinkie away from the dog) (Comes in and in a weird accent and says:) Balki: "Huh! Why Mr.Twinkacetti, you caught me unwears!!!!" -DOG GONE BLUES (Pavan & Badal) "Cousin, are you going to have a nervous breakdance?" (Webster) Roger Morgan: "Oh nice outfit kid! Very Myposian!" Balki: (Speaks in Myposian) Roger Morgan: "Oh, Tach Mach Bing Bing!!!" (The leaves the conversation) -TUX FOR TWO (PavanBadal) "Well of course not don't be ridiciouls!" Gheeraj@prodigy.net "Boochie, Boochie, Boochie", Thats a Myposian Tag Game, You have to say Boochie 3 times!(For the rules how to play e-mail me: Gheeraj@prodigy.net or PavanBadal@aol.com LARRY: If we give him enough rope, he'll hang himself BALKI: Oh, Cousin, I prefer non violence - He's the Boss (Rose M.) "Balki: Hello Mr. Elevator, May I call you Otis?" -- The Elevator (Lynn Saastad) "khello, my nam iz leary apleton balki tries to remind larry of his name when he loses his memory" -- Speak, Memory (Schfagnum Muncher) Larry refuses to believe that there is a ghost named Chester haunting Balki's room. BALKI: "That's where you're wrong, Mr.Pouting Thomas". - Fright Night (Rose M.) episode #040: "I give, and give, and give, until I am blue in the head!" -- Your Chetin' Heart (Palmer) Thanks a lot for those of you who submitted any Balki-isms! > Turn Back the Page! Buy Posters at AllPosters.com! Once again, we are relying on YOU to provide us with all of your favorite Balki quotes. Of course, there are old standards such as "Don't be ridiculous," but what makes Balki really Balki is when he takes a stab at philosophy or American slang. So get to work on those Balki-isms and e-mail me! E-mail Quijkhler "America--land of the free, home of the Whopper." [ 1 | 2 ] "New YorkCity: The Big Banana." "On Reagan, on Nixon!"(confusing Santa's eight tiny reindeer with corrupt presidents, apparently) "That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back." "What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner; we could have gone to the movies instead." "If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry." "Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great--there are none so blind as those who will not hear." "That's disgusting. Putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest-hairs on the Mona Lisa" -- Poetry in Motion (Quijkhler) "Well it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings" (Quijkhler) (Balki, upon learning they were flying to Hawaii instead of New York) "Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?" -- Come Fly With Me by Rose M. All of the following six Balki-isms were submitted by Rose M. and are in Out of Sync 1. "I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep." 2. (To Larry who is trying to convince him to lip sync and rattles off the names of famous people who have done it.): "Wait a minute, Cousin, I know you like the back of my head. You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain." 3. (Suffering stage fright): "What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?" 4. (To Larry desperately trying to convince him to do it): "You are wasting your breath-mints." 5. "Paint me green and call me Gumby." 6. (To the fast-talking talent scout): "You are a dishonest person and I wash my face of you". From Episode #029 - TAKING STOCK by Rose M. 1. (Balki, upon being told by Larry that he shouldn't buy stock because he knows nothing about the stock market) "Why on Mypos I used to sell my sheep at the stock market". 2, (Larry helps him buy one share in a cereal company that manufactures "Raisin Puffs") "An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon." 3. (Balki finds that the Raisin Puffs "100 raisins per box" promise is not true.) "Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks." 4. "To forgive is divine - to be an airhead is human." From Episode #035 - SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO by Rose M. 1. (When Larry is unconvinced that the Chronicle's upper management female predator, Olivia Crawford, is after Balki's body) "She's all over me like a wet tee shirt!" 2. (While waiting nervously for Olivia's reaction to Larry's letter to the editor exposing her.) "When do you think Olivia will hit the fan?" 3. (To the Editor who says to Larry, "You are making some serious accusations here.") "...and if you don't believe him, you can dust my body for fingerprints." "I'm in debt. I am a true American" -- Knock, Knock.. Who's There (Quijkhler) "You can pretend to be someone else, but sooner or later, you have to dance with the butcher" -- Hello Ball (Quijkhler) "Doctor do your duck impersonation. Cousin Larry says you are a real quack!" -- Stress Test (Quijkhler) "Well toss my greens and call me Ceaser" -- Up, Up, and Away (Quijkhler) "Every minute, of every day, for the rest of your life... you will have someone to take care of." -- The Break Up (Quijkhler) "Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth" -- Assertive Training (Quijkhler) In Larry and Jennifer's wedding in jail, Balki does the wedding vows and stuff. After all that, he says, ''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.'' -- The Wedding (John C.) Also, the episode that balki decides to marry maryanne, he says something like: ''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.'' -- Get Me to the Dump on Time (John C.) "There are none so blind as those who can't ski" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) "Well rub my chest and call me Vix" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) Episode #76 THE NEWSLETTER (For hurting people's feelings in his newsletter stories, repentant Balki makes himself wear the Mantle of One Thousand Itches. Larry tells him he is carrying this too far.) (Rose M.) BALKI: "No, no, Cuzzin, if I carried it too far, I'd be wearing the Boxer Shorts of Eternal Chafing." -- The Newsletter (Rose M.) From Episode #110 - FINDER'S KEEPERS (by Rose M.) 1. (After a few false alarms, the boys wait for the owner of a box of lost money to come and claim it) BALKI "This could be the one - keep your eyes crossed!" 2.(A man dressed as a priest claims the money. Greedy and suspicious, Larry tries to break him down with a barrage of questions.0 BALKI: "Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!" 3. (Larry continues to taunt the old priest unmercifully.) BALKI: "You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?" "I am a halloween" -- Stress Test (Balki tells Larry the way to address King Ferdinand) "Your superfluousness" -- `Weekend at Ferdinand's "Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!" -- See How They Run (Krista) From Episode #74 - ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (by Rose M.) 1. BALKI: "Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!" 2. (To keep Balki from interfering with his plans for Lydia's TV show, Larry wraps him in duct tape.) BALKI: "I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot." From Episode #76 - THE NEWSLETTER )by Rose M.) 1. (Larry sees a question dawning on Balki's face and automatically responds, "NO!") BALKI: "I dont even know what question I'm going to ask and you already know the answer? Do you have ESPN? HBO? PMS?" 2. (Despite Balki's begging, Larry says he is too busy to help Balki with his new assignment as editor of the Company Newsletter.," BALKI: "Well, throw acid rain on my parade!" 3. (Larry tells Balki: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics.") BALKI: (shyly) "I put on a new pair this morning." "If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent." (SEE HOW THEY RUN) (The Balkster) "Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say." -- A Catered Affair (Jean B.) (Larry and Balki on being a reporter) "You might have to go on incognato" -- #76 (Rose M.) "I don't know Cuzzin, I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Pithon's revenge" (Rose M.) "Oh please, I want to ride the fire truck. It's been my dream since yesterday!" -- Great Balls of Fire (Quijkhler) "Well feed me garlic and call me stinky." (Linds) Give me a line of credit!!! -Bibby Bobka when Larry says "do yo want to make Mypos famous?" -- Just Desserts (MKlez) BALIFF: This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto. BALKI: Aww... I was hoping for Judge Whapner. BALIFF: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? BALKI: Well of course I do don't be ridiculous! "Babaschtiki" -Various (Heather) Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison, he's very big in the underworld!" Balki: "Boxers or Briefs!!!" -THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH PART 1 (PavanBadal) Mr. Gorpley: "This box of money was mine and i was going to give it to my mother!" Larry: "He doesn't even have a mother!" Balki: "Mr. Gorpley is this true?" Does this mean that you don't have a bellybutton!" -FINDERS KEEPERS (PavanBadal) Larry (reading): Six paces south, please be maticulous. Balki: Of course we will, don't be ridiculous!! (Episode # 78 - - Poetry in Motion) (Ace) (Balki comes in from Larry's room wearing Larry's blue robe and is reading a book Balki is trying to stall Twinkie away from the dog) (Comes in and in a weird accent and says:) Balki: "Huh! Why Mr.Twinkacetti, you caught me unwears!!!!" -DOG GONE BLUES (Pavan & Badal) "Cousin, are you going to have a nervous breakdance?" (Webster) Roger Morgan: "Oh nice outfit kid! Very Myposian!" Balki: (Speaks in Myposian) Roger Morgan: "Oh, Tach Mach Bing Bing!!!" (The leaves the conversation) -TUX FOR TWO (PavanBadal) "Well of course not don't be ridiciouls!" Gheeraj@prodigy.net "Boochie, Boochie, Boochie", Thats a Myposian Tag Game, You have to say Boochie 3 times!(For the rules how to play e-mail me: Gheeraj@prodigy.net or PavanBadal@aol.com LARRY: If we give him enough rope, he'll hang himself BALKI: Oh, Cousin, I prefer non violence - He's the Boss (Rose M.) "Balki: Hello Mr. Elevator, May I call you Otis?" -- The Elevator (Lynn Saastad) "khello, my nam iz leary apleton balki tries to remind larry of his name when he loses his memory" -- Speak, Memory (Schfagnum Muncher) Larry refuses to believe that there is a ghost named Chester haunting Balki's room. BALKI: "That's where you're wrong, Mr.Pouting Thomas". - Fright Night (Rose M.) episode #040: "I give, and give, and give, until I am blue in the head!" -- Your Chetin' Heart (Palmer) Thanks a lot for those of you who submitted any Balki-isms! > Turn Back the Page! Buy Posters at AllPosters.com! Once again, we are relying on YOU to provide us with all of your favorite Balki quotes. Of course, there are old standards such as "Don't be ridiculous," but what makes Balki really Balki is when he takes a stab at philosophy or American slang. So get to work on those Balki-isms and e-mail me! E-mail Quijkhler "America--land of the free, home of the Whopper." [ 1 | 2 ] "New YorkCity: The Big Banana." "On Reagan, on Nixon!"(confusing Santa's eight tiny reindeer with corrupt presidents, apparently) "That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back." "What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner; we could have gone to the movies instead." "If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry." "Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great--there are none so blind as those who will not hear." "That's disgusting. Putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest-hairs on the Mona Lisa" -- Poetry in Motion (Quijkhler) "Well it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings" (Quijkhler) (Balki, upon learning they were flying to Hawaii instead of New York) "Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?" -- Come Fly With Me by Rose M. All of the following six Balki-isms were submitted by Rose M. and are in Out of Sync 1. "I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep." 2. (To Larry who is trying to convince him to lip sync and rattles off the names of famous people who have done it.): "Wait a minute, Cousin, I know you like the back of my head. You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain." 3. (Suffering stage fright): "What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?" 4. (To Larry desperately trying to convince him to do it): "You are wasting your breath-mints." 5. "Paint me green and call me Gumby." 6. (To the fast-talking talent scout): "You are a dishonest person and I wash my face of you". From Episode #029 - TAKING STOCK by Rose M. 1. (Balki, upon being told by Larry that he shouldn't buy stock because he knows nothing about the stock market) "Why on Mypos I used to sell my sheep at the stock market". 2, (Larry helps him buy one share in a cereal company that manufactures "Raisin Puffs") "An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon." 3. (Balki finds that the Raisin Puffs "100 raisins per box" promise is not true.) "Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks." 4. "To forgive is divine - to be an airhead is human." From Episode #035 - SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO by Rose M. 1. (When Larry is unconvinced that the Chronicle's upper management female predator, Olivia Crawford, is after Balki's body) "She's all over me like a wet tee shirt!" 2. (While waiting nervously for Olivia's reaction to Larry's letter to the editor exposing her.) "When do you think Olivia will hit the fan?" 3. (To the Editor who says to Larry, "You are making some serious accusations here.") "...and if you don't believe him, you can dust my body for fingerprints." "I'm in debt. I am a true American" -- Knock, Knock.. Who's There (Quijkhler) "You can pretend to be someone else, but sooner or later, you have to dance with the butcher" -- Hello Ball (Quijkhler) "Doctor do your duck impersonation. Cousin Larry says you are a real quack!" -- Stress Test (Quijkhler) "Well toss my greens and call me Ceaser" -- Up, Up, and Away (Quijkhler) "Every minute, of every day, for the rest of your life... you will have someone to take care of." -- The Break Up (Quijkhler) "Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth" -- Assertive Training (Quijkhler) In Larry and Jennifer's wedding in jail, Balki does the wedding vows and stuff. After all that, he says, ''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.'' -- The Wedding (John C.) Also, the episode that balki decides to marry maryanne, he says something like: ''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.'' -- Get Me to the Dump on Time (John C.) "There are none so blind as those who can't ski" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) "Well rub my chest and call me Vix" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) Episode #76 THE NEWSLETTER (For hurting people's feelings in his newsletter stories, repentant Balki makes himself wear the Mantle of One Thousand Itches. Larry tells him he is carrying this too far.) (Rose M.) BALKI: "No, no, Cuzzin, if I carried it too far, I'd be wearing the Boxer Shorts of Eternal Chafing." -- The Newsletter (Rose M.) From Episode #110 - FINDER'S KEEPERS (by Rose M.) 1. (After a few false alarms, the boys wait for the owner of a box of lost money to come and claim it) BALKI "This could be the one - keep your eyes crossed!" 2.(A man dressed as a priest claims the money. Greedy and suspicious, Larry tries to break him down with a barrage of questions.0 BALKI: "Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!" 3. (Larry continues to taunt the old priest unmercifully.) BALKI: "You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?" "I am a halloween" -- Stress Test (Balki tells Larry the way to address King Ferdinand) "Your superfluousness" -- `Weekend at Ferdinand's "Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!" -- See How They Run (Krista) From Episode #74 - ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (by Rose M.) 1. BALKI: "Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!" 2. (To keep Balki from interfering with his plans for Lydia's TV show, Larry wraps him in duct tape.) BALKI: "I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot." From Episode #76 - THE NEWSLETTER )by Rose M.) 1. (Larry sees a question dawning on Balki's face and automatically responds, "NO!") BALKI: "I dont even know what question I'm going to ask and you already know the answer? Do you have ESPN? HBO? PMS?" 2. (Despite Balki's begging, Larry says he is too busy to help Balki with his new assignment as editor of the Company Newsletter.," BALKI: "Well, throw acid rain on my parade!" 3. (Larry tells Balki: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics.") BALKI: (shyly) "I put on a new pair this morning." "If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent." (SEE HOW THEY RUN) (The Balkster) "Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say." -- A Catered Affair (Jean B.) (Larry and Balki on being a reporter) "You might have to go on incognato" -- #76 (Rose M.) "I don't know Cuzzin, I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Pithon's revenge" (Rose M.) "Oh please, I want to ride the fire truck. It's been my dream since yesterday!" -- Great Balls of Fire (Quijkhler) "Well feed me garlic and call me stinky." (Linds) Give me a line of credit!!! -Bibby Bobka when Larry says "do yo want to make Mypos famous?" -- Just Desserts (MKlez) BALIFF: This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto. BALKI: Aww... I was hoping for Judge Whapner. BALIFF: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? BALKI: Well of course I do don't be ridiculous! "Babaschtiki" -Various (Heather) Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison, he's very big in the underworld!" Balki: "Boxers or Briefs!!!" -THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH PART 1 (PavanBadal) Mr. Gorpley: "This box of money was mine and i was going to give it to my mother!" Larry: "He doesn't even have a mother!" Balki: "Mr. Gorpley is this true?" Does this mean that you don't have a bellybutton!" -FINDERS KEEPERS (PavanBadal) Larry (reading): Six paces south, please be maticulous. Balki: Of course we will, don't be ridiculous!! (Episode # 78 - - Poetry in Motion) (Ace) (Balki comes in from Larry's room wearing Larry's blue robe and is reading a book Balki is trying to stall Twinkie away from the dog) (Comes in and in a weird accent and says:) Balki: "Huh! Why Mr.Twinkacetti, you caught me unwears!!!!" -DOG GONE BLUES (Pavan & Badal) "Cousin, are you going to have a nervous breakdance?" (Webster) Roger Morgan: "Oh nice outfit kid! Very Myposian!" Balki: (Speaks in Myposian) Roger Morgan: "Oh, Tach Mach Bing Bing!!!" (The leaves the conversation) -TUX FOR TWO (PavanBadal) "Well of course not don't be ridiciouls!" Gheeraj@prodigy.net "Boochie, Boochie, Boochie", Thats a Myposian Tag Game, You have to say Boochie 3 times!(For the rules how to play e-mail me: Gheeraj@prodigy.net or PavanBadal@aol.com LARRY: If we give him enough rope, he'll hang himself BALKI: Oh, Cousin, I prefer non violence - He's the Boss (Rose M.) "Balki: Hello Mr. Elevator, May I call you Otis?" -- The Elevator (Lynn Saastad) "khello, my nam iz leary apleton balki tries to remind larry of his name when he loses his memory" -- Speak, Memory (Schfagnum Muncher) Larry refuses to believe that there is a ghost named Chester haunting Balki's room. BALKI: "That's where you're wrong, Mr.Pouting Thomas". - Fright Night (Rose M.) episode #040: "I give, and give, and give, until I am blue in the head!" -- Your Chetin' Heart (Palmer) Thanks a lot for those of you who submitted any Balki-isms! > Turn Back the Page! Buy Posters at AllPosters.com! |
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[ 1 | 2 ] "New YorkCity: The Big Banana." "On Reagan, on Nixon!"(confusing Santa's eight tiny reindeer with corrupt presidents, apparently) "That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back." "What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner; we could have gone to the movies instead." "If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry." "Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great--there are none so blind as those who will not hear." "That's disgusting. Putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest-hairs on the Mona Lisa" -- Poetry in Motion (Quijkhler) "Well it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings" (Quijkhler) (Balki, upon learning they were flying to Hawaii instead of New York) "Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?" -- Come Fly With Me by Rose M. All of the following six Balki-isms were submitted by Rose M. and are in Out of Sync 1. "I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep." 2. (To Larry who is trying to convince him to lip sync and rattles off the names of famous people who have done it.): "Wait a minute, Cousin, I know you like the back of my head. You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain." 3. (Suffering stage fright): "What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?" 4. (To Larry desperately trying to convince him to do it): "You are wasting your breath-mints." 5. "Paint me green and call me Gumby." 6. (To the fast-talking talent scout): "You are a dishonest person and I wash my face of you". From Episode #029 - TAKING STOCK by Rose M. 1. (Balki, upon being told by Larry that he shouldn't buy stock because he knows nothing about the stock market) "Why on Mypos I used to sell my sheep at the stock market". 2, (Larry helps him buy one share in a cereal company that manufactures "Raisin Puffs") "An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon." 3. (Balki finds that the Raisin Puffs "100 raisins per box" promise is not true.) "Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks." 4. "To forgive is divine - to be an airhead is human." From Episode #035 - SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN CHICAGO by Rose M. 1. (When Larry is unconvinced that the Chronicle's upper management female predator, Olivia Crawford, is after Balki's body) "She's all over me like a wet tee shirt!" 2. (While waiting nervously for Olivia's reaction to Larry's letter to the editor exposing her.) "When do you think Olivia will hit the fan?" 3. (To the Editor who says to Larry, "You are making some serious accusations here.") "...and if you don't believe him, you can dust my body for fingerprints." "I'm in debt. I am a true American" -- Knock, Knock.. Who's There (Quijkhler) "You can pretend to be someone else, but sooner or later, you have to dance with the butcher" -- Hello Ball (Quijkhler) "Doctor do your duck impersonation. Cousin Larry says you are a real quack!" -- Stress Test (Quijkhler) "Well toss my greens and call me Ceaser" -- Up, Up, and Away (Quijkhler) "Every minute, of every day, for the rest of your life... you will have someone to take care of." -- The Break Up (Quijkhler) "Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth" -- Assertive Training (Quijkhler) In Larry and Jennifer's wedding in jail, Balki does the wedding vows and stuff. After all that, he says, ''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.'' -- The Wedding (John C.) Also, the episode that balki decides to marry maryanne, he says something like: ''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.'' -- Get Me to the Dump on Time (John C.) "There are none so blind as those who can't ski" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) "Well rub my chest and call me Vix" -- Little Apartment of Horrors (Quijkhler) Episode #76 THE NEWSLETTER (For hurting people's feelings in his newsletter stories, repentant Balki makes himself wear the Mantle of One Thousand Itches. Larry tells him he is carrying this too far.) (Rose M.) BALKI: "No, no, Cuzzin, if I carried it too far, I'd be wearing the Boxer Shorts of Eternal Chafing." -- The Newsletter (Rose M.) From Episode #110 - FINDER'S KEEPERS (by Rose M.) 1. (After a few false alarms, the boys wait for the owner of a box of lost money to come and claim it) BALKI "This could be the one - keep your eyes crossed!" 2.(A man dressed as a priest claims the money. Greedy and suspicious, Larry tries to break him down with a barrage of questions.0 BALKI: "Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!" 3. (Larry continues to taunt the old priest unmercifully.) BALKI: "You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?" "I am a halloween" -- Stress Test (Balki tells Larry the way to address King Ferdinand) "Your superfluousness" -- `Weekend at Ferdinand's "Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!" -- See How They Run (Krista) From Episode #74 - ALMOST LIVE FROM CHICAGO (by Rose M.) 1. BALKI: "Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!" 2. (To keep Balki from interfering with his plans for Lydia's TV show, Larry wraps him in duct tape.) BALKI: "I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot." From Episode #76 - THE NEWSLETTER )by Rose M.) 1. (Larry sees a question dawning on Balki's face and automatically responds, "NO!") BALKI: "I dont even know what question I'm going to ask and you already know the answer? Do you have ESPN? HBO? PMS?" 2. (Despite Balki's begging, Larry says he is too busy to help Balki with his new assignment as editor of the Company Newsletter.," BALKI: "Well, throw acid rain on my parade!" 3. (Larry tells Balki: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics.") BALKI: (shyly) "I put on a new pair this morning." "If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent." (SEE HOW THEY RUN) (The Balkster) "Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say." -- A Catered Affair (Jean B.) (Larry and Balki on being a reporter) "You might have to go on incognato" -- #76 (Rose M.) "I don't know Cuzzin, I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Pithon's revenge" (Rose M.) "Oh please, I want to ride the fire truck. It's been my dream since yesterday!" -- Great Balls of Fire (Quijkhler) "Well feed me garlic and call me stinky." (Linds) Give me a line of credit!!! -Bibby Bobka when Larry says "do yo want to make Mypos famous?" -- Just Desserts (MKlez) BALIFF: This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto. BALKI: Aww... I was hoping for Judge Whapner. BALIFF: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? BALKI: Well of course I do don't be ridiculous! "Babaschtiki" -Various (Heather) Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison, he's very big in the underworld!" Balki: "Boxers or Briefs!!!" -THE MEN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH PART 1 (PavanBadal) Mr. Gorpley: "This box of money was mine and i was going to give it to my mother!" Larry: "He doesn't even have a mother!" Balki: "Mr. Gorpley is this true?" Does this mean that you don't have a bellybutton!" -FINDERS KEEPERS (PavanBadal) Larry (reading): Six paces south, please be maticulous. Balki: Of course we will, don't be ridiculous!! (Episode # 78 - - Poetry in Motion) (Ace) (Balki comes in from Larry's room wearing Larry's blue robe and is reading a book Balki is trying to stall Twinkie away from the dog) (Comes in and in a weird accent and says:) Balki: "Huh! Why Mr.Twinkacetti, you caught me unwears!!!!" -DOG GONE BLUES (Pavan & Badal) "Cousin, are you going to have a nervous breakdance?" (Webster) Roger Morgan: "Oh nice outfit kid! Very Myposian!" Balki: (Speaks in Myposian) Roger Morgan: "Oh, Tach Mach Bing Bing!!!" (The leaves the conversation) -TUX FOR TWO (PavanBadal) "Well of course not don't be ridiciouls!" Gheeraj@prodigy.net "Boochie, Boochie, Boochie", Thats a Myposian Tag Game, You have to say Boochie 3 times!(For the rules how to play e-mail me: Gheeraj@prodigy.net or PavanBadal@aol.com LARRY: If we give him enough rope, he'll hang himself BALKI: Oh, Cousin, I prefer non violence - He's the Boss (Rose M.) "Balki: Hello Mr. Elevator, May I call you Otis?" -- The Elevator (Lynn Saastad) "khello, my nam iz leary apleton balki tries to remind larry of his name when he loses his memory" -- Speak, Memory (Schfagnum Muncher) Larry refuses to believe that there is a ghost named Chester haunting Balki's room. BALKI: "That's where you're wrong, Mr.Pouting Thomas". - Fright Night (Rose M.) episode #040: "I give, and give, and give, until I am blue in the head!" -- Your Chetin' Heart (Palmer) Thanks a lot for those of you who submitted any Balki-isms! Premier Season: 1986 EPISODE #001: KNOCK, KNOCK.. WHO'S THERE Larry's Mediterranean cousin, Balki, moves to Chicago, but finding him a job might mean risking his own. EPISODE #002: PICTURE THIS Larry wants to get a head start at his career as a photographer by taking a picture of Dolly Parton--with a man who isn't her husband, but this can be difficult living with Balki. EPISODE #003: FIRST DATE Balki twists Larry's arm to take him to a singles' bar. EPISODE #004: BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR Larry is forced to teach Balki to drive when he makes a bet with Mr. Twinkecetti that Balki can get his drivers' license. EPISODE #005: CHECK THIS Balki goes on a spending spree when he gets a checking account. EPISODE #006: HAPPY BIRTHDAY It's Larry's 24th birthday! Is it a happy birthday? Season Two: 1986-1987 EPISODE #007: HUNKS LIKE US Larry joins a health club with Balki so a girl will think he's a jock. EPISODE #008: HELLO BABY When Balki invites a pregnant woman to stay at the apartment, Larry tries to think of a plan to get to the hospital. EPISODE #009: THE UNNATURAL When Larry loses a baseball player and Balki joins the team, he is worried that he will never win a trophy, but all Balki wants to do is to play baseball. EPISODE #010: LADIES AND GERMS Larry is worried that he will miss his date when he catches a cold. EPISODE #011: LIFESAVERS When Larry saves Balki's life, he is smothered with thanks, because in Mypos when someone saves your life, you are their servant until you save their life. EPISODE #012: BABES IN BABYLON All Balki wants to do is go to the casino when Larry and Balki win a trip to Las Vegas. EPISODE #013: FALLING IN LOVE IS When Balki falls in love with a girl from his citizenship class, Larry warns him the she'll break his heart. EPISODE #014: TWO MEN AND A CRADLE Larry and Balki lose Gina's baby while babysitting. EPISODE #015: CAN I GET A WITNESS When Balki's new boss is discovered to be a criminal by Larry and Balki, he threatens to kill them if they testify at the trial. EPISODE #016: THE RENT STRIKE When Mr. Twinkecetti doesn't meet the tenants needs, they hold a rent strike. EPISODE #017: A CHRISTMAS STORY Larry is depressed when he is unable to go to Madison for Christmas. EPISODE #018: DOG GONE BLUES There's trouble with Mr. Twinkecetti when Balki brings a stray dog to the boys' apartment EPISODE #019: SINCE I LOST MY BABY Mrs. Twinkecetti kicks Mr. Twinkecetti out of the house, so Balki invites him to stay with Larry and Balki. EPISODE #020: TROUBLE IN PARADISE Arguments between Larry & Balki and Jennifer & Mary Anne erupt during a dinner fiasco. EPISODE #021: BEAUTIFUL DREAMER Balki's homesickness keeps him awake at night, but he has decided to take a snooze the next day at Mr. Twinkecetti's "Annual" Going-Out-Of-Business sale. EPISODE #022: TUX FOR TWO A professional photographer invites Larry and a guest (Balki) to a formal exhibition of his pictures. EPISODE #023: TEN SPEED AND SOFT TOUCH A shoplifting teenage boy learns how to stay out of trouble with a little help from Larry & Balki. EPISODE #024: SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY PT. 1 On a Wisconsin skiing trip, Larry decides to fake an injury in order to lure Jennifer to a mountain cabin. EPISODE #025: SNOW WAY TO TREAT A LADY PT. 2 An avalanche traps the boys in the cabin with Jennifer & Mary Anne, but they are determined to dig their way out before the roof caves in. EPISODE #026: UP ON A ROOF Larry has an image of the best picture to take for a contest--which has the best view from Mr. Twinkecetti's roof EPISODE #027: GET A JOB Discouraged with Mr. Twinkecetti's working conditions, Larry & Balki quit Ritz Discount and take a job at a Fat Martha's Burger joint. EPISODE #028: HELLO ELAINE Larry's sister pays a visit and disappoints him by announcing that she's not going to college. Season Three: 1987-88 EPISODE #029: ALL NEWS THAT FITS New jobs for the boys at the Chicago Chronicle teaches them to meet their bosses deadlines. EPISODE #030: WEIGH TO GO BUDDY Balki vows to keep Larry on the "Mypos Diet" no matter what it takes. EPISODE #031: SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN CHICAGO A female editor (Holland Taylor of "Bosom Buddies") invites herself over to Balki's apartment hoping to view more than just his exquisite tapestry. EPISODE #032: TAKING STOCK Balki becomes upset after investing in a cereal company because there's not enough raisins in "Raisin Puffs". EPISODE #033: BETTER SHOP AROUND The boys win a supermarket shopping spree, but Larry has a plan that Balki isn't very reluctant to follow. EPISODE #034: YOUR CHEATIN' HEART Larry gets suspicious when Balki and Jennifer are planning a surprise for him. EPISODE #035: THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT Balki, Jennifer, and Mary Anne are worried about a reading from a psychic that tells that Larry will die at midnight. EPISODE #036: KARATE KIDS When Larry and Balki get beat up they decide to take karate lessons. EPISODE #037: NIGHT SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL Larry & Balki decide to go under cover and infiltrate a gang of phony watch solicitors at a night school. EPISODE #038: FUTURE SHOCK Larry dreams of what his life would be like 40 years from the time that he didn't allow himself to prevent Jennifer from moving to L.A. EPISODE #039: COUCH POTATO All Balki does is watch TV when Larry and Balki get cable. EPISODE #040: THE BREAK IN Balki delivers the wrong story of Larry's to Mr. Wainwright, the publisher, so they decide to switch them late at night. EPISODE #041: TO BE OR NOT TO BE When Larry is chosen to be in a small commercial for the chronicle, he thinks he's a professional actor. EPISODE #042: MY LIPS ARE SEALED Balki learns how to prevent himself from being taken advantage of, but Larry pressures Balki into telling him whether he got a raise (so that he can buy an expensive car). EPISODE #043: PEN PAL Balki invites Vince, his boss from "CAN I GET A WITNESS" to stay with him, but Larry is still thinking about his threat. EPISODE #044: JUST DESSERTS Balki creates a recipe for success. EPISODE #045: PIPE DREAMS Larry and Balki have a lot to learn about plumbing when they replace a shower head in Jennifer and Mary Anne's bathroom. EPISODE #046: BYE BYE BIKI Balki's grandmother dies on a trip to Chicago. EPISODE #047: THE GRADUATE EPISODE #048: DEFIANT GUYS The boys find themselves locked together in handcuffs (without a key) and trying to keep a lunch date with Mr. Wainright. EPISODE #049: MY BROTHER, MYSELF When Larry's rich brother visits Chicago, Larry lies about his wealth, but Balki might tell the truth. EPISODE #050: YOU GOTTA' HAVE FRIENDS Balki has a difficult time convincing Larry that track star Carl Lewis is his new friend. Season Four: 1988-89 EPISODE #051: THE LOTTERY When Lydia wins $100 from the lottery, Balki thinks he will win $28,000,000. Larry warns Balki that he won't, but will he? EPISODE #052: ASSERTIVE TRAINING EPISODE #053: ALIENS Balki is planning to hypnotize earthlings, make them wear a vest, and take them to Planet Mypos, and Larry tries to stop him. EPISODE #054: PIANO MOVERS Balki helps a friend in distress. He volunteers to lift a piano ten stories up the stairs at Lydia's apartment. EPISODE #055: HIGH SOCIETY Balki gets invited to an elegant party when he tells the wife of a high executive at the chronical that he's the prince of Mypos--but he doesn't mention that he is 976th in line to the throne. EPISODE #056: UP A LAZY RIVER, PT. 1 Mary Anne and Jennifer agree to go on a camping trip with Larry and Balki. One condition-- Balki is the camping leader, but will Larry take over? EPISODE #057: UP A LAZY RIVER, PT. 2 Balki is planning to hypnotize earthlings, make them wear a vest, and take them to Planet Mypos, and Larry tries to stop him. EPISODE #058: COLLEGE BOUND Several flashbacks from this episode. When Larry helps Balki study for his college entrance exam, their friends are reminded of times when Larry failed to help Balki EPISODE #059: THE GIFT OF THE MYPIOT Everybody is miserable when Balki invites Mr. Gorpley to the Christmas. EPISODE #060: MAID TO ORDER Larry's new maid treats him like she's his mother. EPISODE #061: THAT OLD GANG OF MINE EPISODE #062: CRIMEBUSTERS Reginald VelJohnson guest stars on this episode who plays Harriet Winslow's husband on the Perfect Strangers spin-off Family Matters. In this episode Larry wants to get a story about Carl's police work. EPISODE #063: GAMES PEOPLE PLAY EPISODE #064: COME FLY WITH ME Balki and Larry pinch-hit as stewardesses for MaryAnne and Jennifer who have become ill (from eating one of Balki's homemade delicacies). (Description by Rose M.) EPISODE #065: BLIND ALLEY When Larry's bowling team's best player has to leave town on business, (surprize!) Balki joins the team. EPISODE #066: THE KING AND I Balki is hypnotized into thinking he's Elvis. EPISODE #067: PROSE AND CONS Larry and Balki go to jail when they refuse to testify the source of their information on a newspaper article. EPISODE #068: CAR WARS Balki chooses a car he wants to buy, but Larry doesn't like it and buys Balki an ugly car. EPISODE #069: JUST A JIGALOO EPISODE #070: SEVEN CARD STUDS EPISODE #071: TEACHER'S PEST When Mr. Wainwright asks Larry to teach a journalism class at a college, Balki is worried that Larry's grading standards are too high. EPISODE #072: WEDDING BELL BLUES Balki turns 25 and his birthday present is a bride, but Balki is in love with Mary Anne--and his Bride is in love with the man who delivered Balki's cookie. Special thanks to Shaun Qualdieri for contributing, and Rose M. for identifying spelling errorrs and typos. If you have any additions to make, feel free to Email Me! You can also E-mail quijkhler4 about anything. |
| Name: | Perfect Strangers |
| E-mail address: | http:// |
| Homepage URL: | A linchpin of ABC's TGIF comedy lineup for many years, Perfect Strangers was a showcase for the slapstick comedy of Bronson Pinchot, who had his first notable role as "Barry" in the 1983 blockbuster, Risky Business, and Mark Linn-Baker, who began his movie career in the Woody Allen flick, Manhattan and was fleetingly featured on the 1984 summer series The Comedy Zone.
Balki (Pinchot) was a young shepherd from the Isle of Mypos in the Mediterranean who moved to a Chicago apartment with his American cousin, Larry (Linn-Baker), who also left his large family. Mugging, sight gags, and fall-down comedy provided the laughs as Balki learned about America and built a career as an illustrator for the Chicago Chronicle. The two cousins could not be more dissimilar! For, while Larry is panicky, hyperventilative, business-like and mercenary, Balki is placid, unharried, sunny-natured and idealistic. Eventually both men were married to long time girl-friends, Jennifer and Mary Anne. In one of the final episodes, both became fathers while promising to stay together as "friends forever." The series was finally ended in the early 90's (1993?) but USA recently purchased the shows and has given them a morning slot by the USA network. Truly, the legacy continues when it comes to Perfect Strangers! As for this page, it has a little bit of history behind it, as well. It all started last year when my roommate (and co-founder of the original Perfect Strangers page) purchased a Tee-Vee Toons CD, which features a wide selection of various television theme songs. It just so happened that one of the theme songs was that of Perfect Strangers. Just hearing the song evoked fond memories of the slapstick humor of Balki and Cousin Larry. We decided it was time to share the fever with the rest of the web. The first site, which you can find here, was very crude and basic. We were both brand new to web design and publishing, so we were just happy to get two or three pictures on one screen. Something happened as soon as we submitted the site to Yahoo. We began receiving e-mail from people around the world who couldn't be more pleased to see a page devoted to the classic show. We had built something of an underground cult following. Unfortunately, being in school full time has its limits. For one thing, we never had any spare time to update the page or make it more user friendly. There simply was no room between assignments to respond to our loyal visitors and their comments and suggestions. Finally, the time came when we all went our seperate ways for summer break....and the original Mypos page was all but forgotten. The new school year has brought with it a renewed enthusiasm for web design. Starting from scratch, I began learning the HTML language and I created this page in about a week's worth of time. The new page is so much more appealing, thorough, and entertaining that I'm sure it will be a welcome site to our old friends. Remember, this is YOUR page. I would love to hear your suggestions, comments, and I am always looking for new material and information. Make this page last! |
| Name: | blki fan |
| E-mail address: | http:// |
| Homepage URL: | Balki is my favorite, everyone.
I just can no longer contain my admiration for the fine acting of Bronson Pinchot as the ever-so-lovable Balki Bartokomous. I'm not bullshitting you here kids, I mean normally I'm just feeding you a bunch of donky dirt but not this time, no way. Not when it comes to Balki. "Don't be ridiculous!!" Perfect Strangers was one of the greatest television shows of all time. Let it be set in stone (and engraved in our hearts as well). Balki knew exactly how to make us laugh like we've never laughed before; I had to go to the hospital one time because I laughed too hard and ruptured my rectum. The doctor said I was the 4th guy that week that was injured by Balki's comedic talent. Now let us now read the inspirational lyrics to this fine television program. Balki Sing-A-Long (Theme From Perfect Strangers) Sometimes the world is perfect nothin' to rearrange.. Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change. Standing tall on the wings of my dreams! Rise and fall on the wings of my dreams! Rain and thunder, Wind and haze, I was bound for better days. It's my life, and my dream. And nothing's gonna stop me now! I will stand tall on the wings of my dreams, Balki. Because you are an inspiration to live and breath. My favorite part of that song is the sad part because it makes me so sad. The part about rain and thunder. I can not go on because my eyes are starting to tear from the sadness. It touches my nerves. It's almost as sad as a dying puppy, cast into the ocean. But I like how after that it part it gets happy again because things will be okay for Balki. As long as he is safe with Cousin Larry. Now I am aware there is a chance someday Bronson Pinchot himself might be reading this, saying "I am not Balki!" But it should not be that way, because Balki is loved, and should be celebrated. If I were to ever recieve a letter of dissatisfaction from Bronson Pinchot I would feel a great sadness in my heart. I would jump off of the roof of my building if I were ever to learn Balki felt one once of sadness after reading what I have had to say about him. Because I loved Balki and I am not afraid to admit it. I sent Balki even more fan mail than I sent Alf. And Alf was pissed off at the volume of mail I sent his way. He wanted to fight me. But I said no, I am a lover not a fighter. And we made love. Sweet passionate love on the beach. Oh how I remember that one special night on the beach. I will never forget you Alf. And I'm sorry for what I said. If I could change one thing in the world it would be the things I said that night. I saw Balki in a movie the other night. I think it was called "True Romance." He did a fine acting job (as expected.) He should do Shakespear because he is very talented and respected amongst his peers. I count as a peer right? Well regardless, I've never seen Larry Appleton in anything. Probably because he doesn't know how to act. Like, I bet he was on Perfect Strangers because his dad wrote it or something. Man what an asshole. But keeping on topic, in True Romance Bronson Pinchot played some famous actor's slave or go-getter guy or something. He had to buy the coke, it was real funny when he had coke all over him and he got pulled over by the cop. Oh boy! Don't let Cousin Larry find out! He'll kick you out of the apartment! And he won't take you to watch the Chicago Cubs lose anymore. It'll be right back to herding sheep. C'mon Balki, Don't be ridiculous! Balki is sporting his native smelly yak skins, while Larry stands next to him looking like a dork. He just doesn't understand Balki. He's lucky for Balki, otherwise he would have no job. Now he wishes he still had his pal Balki, but you blew it!! I bet your wife left you. I sure would have. A long, long time ago. I bought "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" for $5 the other day. Man what a kick ass deal. Well I'm watching the video, right? And BAM, right at the beginning there's some shitty Slaughter video. It's amazing this was dubbed "good enough" to be captured on video. And then mass produced! I'm so pissed because I have to fast forward through this crap every time I want to enjoy my fine Bill and Ted video. The assface from Slaughter talks to the camera right in the middle of the song, saying retarded shit like "Oh yeah! You know it!" Did anybody ever find this cool? This is my first time ever seeing it and I want nothing more now than to punch this man in nuts, and maybe someday piss on his grave. I can only hope to god that this man is living in regret at this very moment, pacing and regretting. I'm living in regret of having seen that bullshit so he must be slitting his wrists. That, or making more stupid music and saying more stupid shit into the camera. Fuck you Slaughter. It's people like you that make people like me turn to murder. Speaking of videos, one time Balki was in a music video on Perfect Strangers. For some reason Cousin Larry was in the video too, trying his hardest to look cool (which was much less-cool than not even trying at all. There's just no hope for Larry Appleton..) They were wearing these purple and yellow getups. Maybe a backwards bright yellow hat. It was a pretty interesting episode. At least I think. I hope I didn't just imagine that episode. I just don't understand why Larry Appleton would be in this video, what does he have to gain? Street cred with the kids? Well for one it aint gonna work. I bet he got his ass kicked by every kid in Chicago after that. What was he thinking? He was nowhere near as cool as Fresh Young Balki-B. Larry ruins everything. He ruined my Christmas and made a mockery of my Barmitzfah. I will crush his skull with my fists! This is an open challenge Larry Appleton. Steel Cage Texas Death Match. Do you got the GUTS?! I've been waiting to stomp your face in, Larry Appleton. This has been a long time in the making, Larry. Way too long. This isn't from that episode, but this is equally as shitty and totally uncool, which is in large part due to LARRY. "America or Bust!" Balki says. Here he is on the back of the foreigner wagon. One way trip straight to America! Notice he is carrying with him a loaf of bread, the preferred item of all foreigners. I think Larry tried to take advantage of Balki because he was a little slow, or foreign. What a jerk. Like he tried to make Balki pick all his bets for him because he got a few right. Balki, being so naive (because he's foreign) picked the dominant animal to win football games. That crazy Balki! And that rotten Larry... That is one of the only episodes of Perfect Strangers I can remember and what stands out the most is that I hate Larry Appleton with a passion. And that I will turn to murder to solve my problems. Mainly those concerning Larry Appleton. On the left here is Bronson Pinchot out of character. Right now you're probably saying to yourself "That's not Balki! That's some real cool dude". But you're wrong. Bronson tried to be a cool dude once, but he gave all that up when he signed on for "Meego" [pictured right]. We all hit rough times, even our friend Balki. And sometimes that means giving up all the things you believe in and even giving up on yourself. Just when everyone thought Balki might have ruined Bronson Pinchot's name, some cruel, mean man said "Let's make things worse for Bronson... Give him the starring role in MEEGO!", knowing that Bronson would not have the strength to say no. And Bronson agreed. Proving that there are even deeper depths to sink to than ever imagined... We forgive you, Balki. We will try to forget... To help prove to you that we will not hold career errors like this against you, I am offering this custom made Pro-Balki image, free for all to take and put on their website. Wear this badge with pride, everyone. If Balki has any doubts of our devotion, this will shoot the message "Don't be ridiculous!!" straight into his heart. Rock on, Balki! You are a legend. |
| Name: | James Norton |
| E-mail address: | Excellent show, i love it,
We site is great too good job thank you |
| Name: | SHOPPING DEALS |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
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| Name: | Karin Ahmelia |
| E-mail address: | karinahm@web.de |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.sms-secure.de/ |
| Comments: | With compliments. |
| Name: | Louisa |
| E-mail address: | louisa@cuteandsingle.com |
| Homepage URL: | cuteandsingle.com |
| Comments: | Very appealing site. Fascinating. |
| Name: | Daniel Serian |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Perfect Strangers was one of the best sitcoms ever. It reminds me of another all-time great sitcom, "The Odd Couple". Great classic comedy.
I'm glad it's back on TV(Nick at Nite). Cousin Larry and Balki are really one of the top comedic duos in TV history. Thanks guys for giving me some laughs. Just wrap it in grape leaves, and the girls will love it. |
| Name: | ferlay |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I miss your show. I watch it everytime I can on Nick at Nite. As funny as the shows are today, nothing compares to Perfect Strangers. It reminds me so much of my childhood. Thanks for the memories and laughs! |
| Name: | Elisaveta Petrova |
| E-mail address: | scoobydoo1@top.bg |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Hellow,my hero.My name is Elisaveta Petrova.I live in Bulgaria.There I watch our fulm "PERFECT STRANGERS" EVERY DAY!I love you forever!Please,don't forget me and please send me your answer.I LOVE YOU! BYE!
BEST WISHES from your eternal fan Eli. |
| Name: | Angie |
| E-mail address: | blueangel371115@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I love Balki he was my favorite character. I wish I had a chance to watch those episodes again. |
| Name: | Tahirah |
| Comments: | "Don't be ridiculous"
I love u Balki!! :-) |
| Name: | Michael Meadows |
| E-mail address: | jmmeadows@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | This is the best show that was ever made!!! |
| Name: | margaret |
| E-mail address: | margaretl77@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I LOVE THAT SHOW I MISS IT ALOT AND ME AND MY MOM LOVE WATCHING THAT SHOW TOGETHER AND I TRY TO WATCH IT WHEN I HAVE TIME BUT I WORK NOW AND MY MOM 6YRS AGO AND HAVENT HAVE TIME TO WATCH IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE A FOUR YEAR OLD AND IM TIRED TO DO ANYTHING SO I HOPE THAT I HAVE ENERGY TO WATCH IT SOME DAY AGAIN IVE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON BRONSON PINCHOT HES VERY CUTE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIS AUTO GRAPH. LOVE MARGARET YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN |
| Name: | judisha |
| E-mail address: | judishanjrm3@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The show is really funny ! Keep up the good work ! |
| Name: | Janie D |
| E-mail address: | jduceatt@bellsouth.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Loved the show, wish it would have a reunion show. |
| Name: | roger bourque |
| E-mail address: | rogerpedroman@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Name: | Brandee |
| E-mail address: | brandee@american-mink.com |
| Homepage URL: | www.american-mink.com |
| Comments: | Congratulations on your site! |
| Name: | karen |
| E-mail address: | rheadkc@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | This is the best comedy ever! I want reruns! |
| Name: | andee |
| E-mail address: | marvebaby@bigpond.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Hi; I'm andee from australia and I'm a huge fan of Bronsons.
It all started with perfect strangers, watching the sweethearted kind and gentle balki(or Balcony).I think bronson is a fantastic actor and I thoroughly enjoy watching his work (except the langoliers. It just doesn't fit his profile to play a baddee). But all his other work is fantastic and I look forward to seeing him on more shows in the future. ps The last few shows where the girls had their babies were tooo rushed. |
| Name: | Tori Steele |
| E-mail address: | aol@ts.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Hi Perfect Strangers my name is Tori I hope this show returns real soon. I love you boys! |
| Name: | Megan |
| E-mail address: | CamalotPrincess@aol.com |
| Comments: | Hi! Mr. Pichot. I am not sure if you will ever see this message, but I hope you will. I read an article about you last night and I just wanted to let you know that you are not alone. Growing up with such a violent background can make it really hard to believe in yourself, and believe in the future. But really, and truly, there are better things out there for you. Please don't give up. I would love to talk with you more, please email me if you can. I am not looking to sell your story to the tabloids (they can do their own work!), I can just really relate to some of the things you said. I hope you will contact me, Megan |
| Name: | ata |
| E-mail address: | scastka@iol.cz |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | HI,
Balki is......wow....I love him. I am from Czech republic (small country in Europe). Please mail me or send some photos with perfect strangers and B. Pinchot Thanks ATA |
| Name: | LouAnn |
| E-mail address: | falula2@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I miss this show soooo much! If anyone is taking votes to put re-runs on the air......! I vote yes, please do!
I think it would be fun to actually know someone like Balki! If you hear about re-runs coming on please let me know via e-mail! thank you! |
| Name: | james |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Balki is a SuperHero, even though Chantelle doesn't think
so. This page will be a shrine to him. Click here for the Balki SuperHero Profile email me. Sign my Guestbook |
| Name: | jamie |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
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Mohammed Javeed Zaki Assistant Professor Computer Science Department Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Troy, New York 12180 Phone: (518) 276-6340 E-mail: zaki@cs.rpi.edu Biographical Sketch: Mohammed J. Zaki is currently an assistant professor of Computer Science (CS) at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. He is also an affiliated professor in the Decision Sciences and Engineering Systems (DSES) department. He received his M.S. and Ph.D. degrees in computer science, both from the University of Rochester in May 1995 and July 1998, respectively. His research interests include the design of efficient, scalable, and parallel algorithms for various data mining techniques such as association rules, decision tree classification, clustering, and sequence mining. He is working on developing fast methods for the overall data mining process, from the initial data selection to the extraction and management of discovered knowledge. He has published over 40 papers on data mining and parallel computing. He is the editor of the book, ``Large-scale Parallel Data Mining,'' jacketed LNAI Volume. 1759, Springer-Verlag, 2000. He co-chaired the Workshop on Large-Scale Parallel KDD Systems (with the 5th ACM SIGKDD Conference, 1999), and the High Performance Data Mining Workshop (with IPDPS Conference, 2000). He is a co-chair for the International Workshop on Parallel and Distributed Data Mining (with IPDPS Conference, 2001), and is also a guest editor for Distributed and Parallel Databases: An International Journal special issue on the same topic. He is on many program committees, including the International Conference on Machine Learning (2000), ACM SIGMOD Workshop on Data Mining and Knowledge Discovery (2000), PAKDD Int'l Workshop on Web Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining (2000), etc. He is a member of the ACM (SIGKDD, SIGMOD), and IEEE (IEEE Computer Society). Education: University of Rochester, Rochester, New York Ph.D. Computer Science , July 1998 Thesis Title: Scalable Data Mining for Rules Advisor: Dr. Wei Li University of Rochester, Rochester, New York M.S. Computer Science, May 1995 GPA : 3.9/4.0 Angelo State University , San Angelo, Texas B.S. May 1993 Dual Major: Computer Science and Mathematics, Minor: Physics GPA : 4.0/4.0 Professional Experience: Assistant Professor : Computer Science Department, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, New York, September 1998 - Present Adjunct Assistant Professor : Decision Sciences and Engineering Systems Department, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, New York, January 1999 - Present Research Assistant : Computer Science Department, University of Rochester, Rochester, New York, May 1995 - August 1998 Teaching Assistant : Computer Science Department, University of Rochester, Rochester, New York, January 1994 - May 1995 Courses: Theory of Computation, Spring'94 (Undergraduate) Design and Analysis of Algorithms, Fall'94 (Undergraduate) Theory of Computation I, Fall'95 (Graduate) Summer Intern : Quest Data Mining Group, IBM Almaden Research Center, San Jose, California, June 1997 - September 1997. Designed disk-based scalable parallel classification algorithms for data mining on shared-memory systems. Summer Intern : Data Mining and Visualization Group, Silicon Graphics Computer Systems, Mountain View, California, June 1996 - September 1996. Implemented a parallel association rule data mining algorithm. Summer Intern : University of Texas Health Science Center, Houston, Texas, May 1992 - August 1992. Developed software for in-house NUMARIS nuclear magnetic resonance imaging system. Computer Lab. Assistant : Angelo State University , San Angelo, Texas, May 1991 - May 1993. Professional Activities: Co-Editor, Large-scale Parallel Data Mining, Lecture Notes in Artificial Intelligence, State-of-the-Art Survey, Volume 1759, Springer-Verlag, March, 2000. Co-Editor, Parallel and Distributed Processing (High Performance Data Mining), Lecture Notes in Computer Science, Volume 1800, Springer-Verlag, May, 2000. Guest-Editor, Parallel and Distributed Data Mining, special issue of Distributed and Parallel Databases: An International Journal, Kluwer Academic Publishers, 2001. Guest-Editor, Bioinformatics and Biological Data Management, special issue of Information Systems, Elsevier, 2001. Co-Chair, Workshop on Data Mining in Bioinformatics (BIOKDD01), August, 2001 (with 7th ACM SIGKDD Conference). Co-Chair, 4th International Workshop on Parallel and Distributed Data Mining, April, 2001 (with Int'l Parallel and Distributed Processing Symposium). Co-Chair, 3rd Workshop on High Performance Data Mining, March, 2000 (with Int'l Parallel and Distributed Processing Symposium). Co-Chair, Special Session on Large-scale Data Mining, December, 2000 (with Int'l Conference on High Performance Computing). Co-Chair, ACM SIGKDD Workshop on Large-Scale Parallel KDD Systems, August, 1999 (with Int'l Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining). Publicity Chair, SIAM Int'l Conference on Data Mining, April, 2002 Publicity Chair, SIAM Int'l Conference on Data Mining, April, 2001 Program Committee, 2nd SIAM Int'l Conference on Data Mining, April, 2002. Program Committee, 1st IEEE Int'l Conference on Data Mining, Nov, 2001. Program Committee, 2nd IEEE Int'l Symposium on Bioinformatics and Bioengineering, Nov 2001. Program Committee, 7th ACM SIGKDD Int'l Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining, August, 2001. Program Committee, WEBKDD01: Mining Log Data Across All Customer TouchPoints, August 2001 (with SIGKDD Conference). Program Committee, ACM SIGMOD Workshop on Research Issues in Data Mining and Knowledge Discovery, May, 2001 (with SIGMOD Conference). Program Committee, ECML/PKDD Workshop on Active Learning, Database Sampling, Experimental Design: Views on Instance Selection, September, 2001. Program Committee, SIAM Int'l Conference on Data Mining, April, 2001. Program Committee, 5th Pacific-Asia Int'l Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining, April, 2001. Program Committee, Special Session on High Performance Data Management, December, 2000 (with 4th Int'l Conference on Algorithms and Architectures for Parallel Processing) Program Committee and Session Chair, ACM SIGKDD Workshop on Workshop on Distributed and Parallel Knowledge Discovery, August, 2000 (with SIGKDD Conference). Program Committee, 17th Int'l Conference on Machine Learning, July, 2000. Program Committee, ACM SIGMOD Workshop on Research Issues in Data Mining and Knowledge Discovery, May, 2000 (with SIGMOD Conference). Program Committee, Int'l Workshop on Mining, Measurement and Metrology on the World Wide Web, June, 2000 (with Int'l Conference Web Information Systems Engineering). Program Committee, Int'l Conference on Parallel and Distributed Processing Techniques and Applications, June, 2000. Program Committee, Int'l Workshop on Web Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining, April, 2000 (with 4th Pacific-Asia Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining). Program Committee, 2nd Workshop on High Performance Data Mining, April, 1999 (with Int'l Parallel Processing Symposium). Panel Organizer, Large-Scale Data Mining: Where is it Headed?. ACM SIGKDD Workshop on Large-Scale Parallel KDD Systems, August, 1999 (with SIGKDD Conference). Co-Tutor, Tutorial on Parallel and Distribued Data Mining, Int'l Parallel and Distributed Processing Symposium, April 2001. Co-Tutor, Tutorial on High Performance Data Mining, ACM SIGKDD Int'l Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining, August, 2000. Tutor, Tutorial on Data Mining and Bioinformatics, New Directions in Bioinformatics and Biotechnology Workshop, Troy, NY, August 2000. Tutor, Tutorial on Data Mining and KDD, New Directions in Bioinformatics and Biotechnology Workshop, Troy, NY, June 1999. Member, Association for Computing Machinery (ACM), ACM SIGMOD, ACM SIGKDD, Institute for Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE), IEEE Computer Society, American Association for Artificial Intelligence (AAAI). Reviewer for: Data Mining and Knowledge Discovery: An International Journal IEEE Transactions on Knowledge and Data Engineering IEEE Transactions on Systems, Man and Cybernetics IEEE Transactions on Neural Networks IEEE Intelligent Systems IEEE Concurrency IEEE Computer Journal of Intelligent Information Systems Knowledge and Information Systems IEEE Transactions on Parallel and Distributed Systems Journal of Parallel and Distributed Computing The Computer Journal Information Processing Letters Parallel Computing Scientific Programming ACM SIGKDD Conference 2000, etc. University and Department Activities: Courses Taught: Data Structure and Algorithms (CSCI-2300, Fall 1998). Introduction to Data Mining (CSCI-6962, Spring 1999). Introduction to Data Mining (CSCI-4963/6961, Fall 1999). Computer Algorithms (CSCI-4020/6967,Spring 2000). Data Mining (CSCI-4963/6961, Fall 2001). Master's Thesis Supervisor: Tugrul Bingol, Mining Complex Patterns, Dec 1999 Employment: Mineset Data Mining Group, Silicon Graphics, Inc. Ching-Jui Hsiao, Mining Closed Association Rules, Dec 1999. Gordon MacMillan, Visualizing Association Rules, May 2000. Vikram Agrawal, Web Mining. Shan Jin, Predicting Protein Contact Maps. Rohit Kulkarni, Parallel KDD Systems. Jane Liu, File Systems/DBMS Support for Data Mining. Ph.D. Thesis Committee Member: Scott Epter, Data Clustering With Distance Thresholds, December 1999. Ayhan Demiriz, Semi-supervised Learning Algorithms: An Application in Drug Discovery, June 2000. Corey Bufi, Integrated Search Engine. Undergrad Research: Navin Kumar, Information Extraction from Web Logs, Spring 2000. Assad Jarrahian, Web Mining, Summer 2000. Other Service: CS Dept. Colloquium Chair, 1999-2000. M.S. Degree Certificate in Database Systems Curriclum Committee, 1999. Bioinformatics Curriculum Committee, 1999. Data Mining Tutorial, New Directions in Bioinformatics and Biotechnology Workshop, RPI, Troy, NY, June 1999. Data Mining Tutorial, New Directions in Bioinformatics and Biotechnology Workshop, RPI, Troy, NY, August 2000. Funding: RPI Strategic Initiative Grant in Bioinformatics, with John Salerno (Biology Dept. Chair) et al, $137,000 (1999-2000). Patents: "System and Method for Scalable Parallel Classification for Data Mining on Shared-memory Systems," Mohammed J. Zaki, Ching-Tien Ho, and Rakesh Agrawal, IBM Almaden Research Center, U.S. Patent #6230151, Granted on 5/8/2001. Publication List Interests: Painting (Watercolor and Oil), Squash, Hiking. |
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