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Name: mel campbell
E-mail address: campbell1644@att.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I'm about ready for the fox farm.
It ment that I was like a horse and when I died they would grind me up and sell me to the fox farm for fox meat.
Friday, July 3rd 2009 - 06:23:52 AM
Name: Bo Hudson
E-mail address: hudson0013@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That boy has more hands than a room full of clocks.
Thursday, June 25th 2009 - 04:33:47 PM
Name: David B
Comments:More slippery than snot on doorknob!
Wednesday, June 24th 2009 - 10:01:41 PM
Name: David Sparks
E-mail address: bigsparky88@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Howdy I started doin' genealogy through a Robert Ragan and I found this wonderful place lookin for a taylor...Well I told him about it and hope he likes it as much as I...Thanks...David...
Monday, June 22nd 2009 - 02:17:51 PM
Name: Rich Chamberlain
E-mail address: rchambo@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

One side or a leg off!

Sunday, June 14th 2009 - 11:51:00 AM
Name: Liz Williams
E-mail address: lizjwilliams@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Wehn I moved to Arkansas I heard a neighbor say "I'm fuller than a tick on a houndog's ear."
Friday, June 12th 2009 - 07:02:23 AM
Name: susie
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:your cheaters have been checking out my chasey since i met you.
Thursday, June 11th 2009 - 06:50:57 PM
Name: Pigleg
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Your mouth looks like a possums butt in polk berry time." When I would put on red lipstick.
Monday, June 8th 2009 - 06:57:15 PM
Name: Linda
E-mail address: chewgababy@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When my mother would bring in a package and I would aske her what was in it, she would reply, "layover to catch meddlers." To this day I have no idea what she meant except to say "it's none of your business."
Monday, June 8th 2009 - 03:06:54 AM
Name: bill
E-mail address: terbil4@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:when the sun is out and it is raining
"The devil is beating his wife"



does antone know where this originated??
Monday, May 25th 2009 - 05:26:27 PM
Name: Joe Poe
E-mail address: jdppoe45@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My Grandmaw was loaded with old sayings, so one morning we were getting up to go deer hunting and it was raining we were wondering if we should go out and grandmaw blurted out "if its raining before 7 it'll be over by 11, if it starts after 8 it'll rain till its late" and the wierd part is that it holds true most of the time.
Monday, May 25th 2009 - 06:55:19 AM
Name: doc
E-mail address: docwatchout@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:my grampa used to say to me:

"that boy's no bigger than a steer a second after."
Sunday, May 24th 2009 - 10:22:06 PM
Name: Becky
E-mail address: squidge_17@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I am so mad I could tear a kleenex
Sunday, May 10th 2009 - 10:29:48 AM
Name: Erica
E-mail address: moonbeam0003@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:lord willing and the creek dont run dry...
Saturday, May 9th 2009 - 11:53:07 AM
Name: Chrissy
E-mail address: esntloil@yahoo.ca
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Liked your site!

My old sayings:
Slower than the 2nd coming.
Wound up like the Barber's cat.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger. (wallpaper)
Noisier than 2 skeltons dancin' on the roof in a hailstorm.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
:D
Wednesday, May 6th 2009 - 08:41:40 PM
Name: arlene
E-mail address: arleneg65@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen
meaner than a one-eyed snake
i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that
you aint worth 2 cents
you aint got 2 cents to rub together
your foot dont fit no limb
i knock you six ways til sunday

i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know.
Wednesday, April 29th 2009 - 04:44:17 PM
Name: arlene
E-mail address: arleneg65@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen
meaner than a one-eyed snake
i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that
you aint worth 2 cents
you aint got 2 cents to rub together
your foot dont fit no limb
i knock you six ways til sunday

i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know.
Wednesday, April 29th 2009 - 04:44:06 PM
Name: joe poe
E-mail address: jdppoe45@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:grandmaw allways had a sayin for different things but my favorite one is, if it rains before 7 it'll be over by 11, and if it rains after 8 it'll rain till its late
Sunday, April 26th 2009 - 03:19:17 PM
Name: Chris H.
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When I was a kid and my Dad was playing pool with me. He would make a good shot and say "How 'bout them apples!"
Thursday, April 23rd 2009 - 01:52:02 PM
Name: LULU
E-mail address: Seabreeze215@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:

"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow."
Saturday, April 11th 2009 - 04:39:45 AM
Name: LULU
E-mail address: Seabreeze215@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:

"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow."
Saturday, April 11th 2009 - 04:39:11 AM
Name: Tom
E-mail address: tommysutter@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Youre as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.
Thursday, April 9th 2009 - 05:51:41 PM
Name: lward
E-mail address: lward@tds.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
Wednesday, April 8th 2009 - 09:20:43 AM
Name: lward
E-mail address: lward@tds.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
Wednesday, April 8th 2009 - 09:20:23 AM
Name: Don Fox
E-mail address: two_foxes@hotmail.com
Comments:My old saying is "He's crazy like a fox". The OED takes it back to 1935, but i think it's older. Anyone out there that can refute of support that?
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 - 07:53:46 PM
Name: Daryln Marlar
E-mail address: bare25428@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My family calls the glove comartment a possumbox
Saturday, April 4th 2009 - 07:46:09 PM
Name: Franchesca
E-mail address: icecream901@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The frogs cricket.
The big cheese.
The cat's meow.
The dog's bark.
The pillow's fluff.
The man's mustache.
The nose's nostrils.
He's a goner.
He's donziez.
RADICAL.
I like peas.
Friday, March 27th 2009 - 11:04:16 AM
Name: Rebekah Morley
E-mail address: Rebekah.Morley@HCAHealthcare.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"I would talk to ya, but, you wud think I was in the cups!"
Friday, March 27th 2009 - 12:30:28 AM
Name: Brooke
E-mail address: tatertot3908@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:yessday - not yesterday
ima get that butter bean - your about to get spanked
go finda good switch - your about to get spanked
bull butter - bull shit
Monday, March 23rd 2009 - 09:24:19 AM
Name: Joe Mckenzie
E-mail address: dunedin1988@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has the mail left yet.
Sunday, March 15th 2009 - 04:48:16 AM
Name: Starr aLDRIDGE
E-mail address: starr.aldridge@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i love this!!!!
Tuesday, March 10th 2009 - 03:46:40 PM
Name: Jody Dillard
E-mail address: jody@dillard.net
Homepage URL: http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/d/i/l/Jody-S-Dillard/
Comments:When my mother was busy trying to get things done, she would tell us to leave her alone because she had 'forty-leven' things to do.
Monday, March 9th 2009 - 09:20:27 PM
Name: April
E-mail address: lirpascorpio@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother from Eastern Carolina always said, "She's in high-cotton." Meaning just about as pleased as a person could be.
Monday, March 9th 2009 - 06:38:44 PM
Name: Geri
E-mail address: geriedwards@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:How 'bout "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs", or "as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest", or " as clumsy as a bull in a china shop", or "the chickens always come home to roost"
Sunday, March 8th 2009 - 05:07:13 PM
Name: molly
E-mail address: mrohan@gvtc.com
Homepage URL: http://google.com
Comments:this is what my grandma always used to say and now my mom says it to: "whatever floats your boat"
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 05:31:40 PM
Name: Savannah K
E-mail address: kings93@ymail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Was ya weaned on a pickle
or
Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat!
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 03:13:19 PM
Name: Savannah K
E-mail address: kings93@ymail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Was ya weaned on a pickle
or
Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat!
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 03:13:18 PM
Name: smith
E-mail address: ewsartist@embarq.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"On the Bum." It has nothing to do with body parts
Sunday, March 1st 2009 - 01:06:25 PM
Name: pats
E-mail address: Misskitty2008@live.ca
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hi heres one...Tell that to a dead horse and he will kick your brains out.
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 09:46:26 PM
Name: Jeff Martin
E-mail address: jeff.martin1@insightbb.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I always wonder how old some of sayings ive heard.just how far back they go like "I FEEL AS PERT AS A RUTTIN BUCK or "HOLD YOUR BRITCHES"
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 04:42:41 PM
Name: Shawnie
E-mail address: patricknshawnie@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Everytime I asked Ma "What fur"? She would say "Cat fur to make kitten britches".
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 01:26:49 PM
Name: Brian Harrison
E-mail address: jbhtide@yahoo,com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle! Meaning of course I would or I do, stupid!
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 07:31:15 AM
Name: Lieura
E-mail address: rast@casscomm.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It's good enough for who it's for.
Thursday, February 26th 2009 - 08:35:38 AM
Name: Stanley mason
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:They say you should never eat fish in a month with an R in it.
Monday, February 23rd 2009 - 09:06:56 AM
Name: scoot
E-mail address: mcradencrock@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Smells bad enough to scare a buzzard from a manure wagon.
Friday, February 20th 2009 - 08:56:19 AM
Name: kellie
E-mail address: kelliemcauley11@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:if you put an umberella up in the house you will get bad luck
Wednesday, February 18th 2009 - 11:47:06 AM
Name: Jan Carpenter
E-mail address: hellousa@volcano.net
Comments:He's lower then a snakes as in a wagon track!
Monday, February 16th 2009 - 03:32:47 PM
Name: ashley
E-mail address: pinkmonkey10@optonline.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:you catch more flies with honey, then you do with vinegar .
Thursday, February 12th 2009 - 10:23:12 AM
Name: J Tracy
E-mail address: jtrace@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The first hundred is the worst!
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 05:02:48 PM
Name: Cyndy Woller
E-mail address: hawtie48@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Several years ago I was at a wives club meeting. One of the members wasn't there and the others asked where she was. I had talked to her earlier in the day so I told them she was "down in the back". A few minutes later, I was asked again and I repeated that "she was down in the back." Come to find out, they thought she was in another room and I meant that she wasn't coming because her back hurt!
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 10:35:08 AM
Name: Betty Edwards
E-mail address: bettyedwards@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The puppy dog pied you on the stump and the sun hached you,
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 06:12:39 AM
Name: Mert
E-mail address: rvmert@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
Tuesday, February 10th 2009 - 09:17:31 PM
Name: trent
E-mail address: trentlandry08@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:if you put a dress on a pig, its still a pig.
Monday, February 9th 2009 - 05:30:54 PM
Name: Jerome R. Barber
E-mail address: jrbarber27@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"You'll don't believe Fat meat is greasy"
Monday, February 9th 2009 - 12:27:26 PM
Name: Harry Shelton
E-mail address: hfshelton1945@embarqmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has anyone ever heard when the food is getting low, "It's time to put on your cap bundle."
Thursday, February 5th 2009 - 04:41:16 AM
Name: Jim
E-mail address: jimtaylor1@fuse.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My mother would often say, "Cat's fur to make kitten's britches.". I never had a clue what it meant. Any idea?
Saturday, January 31st 2009 - 09:09:48 PM
Name: Don
E-mail address: dc4pres@cfl.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Never seen a chicken's ass until the wind blows
Saturday, January 31st 2009 - 07:51:33 PM
Name: BOB FRANK
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:COPE A SNEAK
Wednesday, January 28th 2009 - 09:04:34 AM
Name: Wayne Rider
E-mail address: waynerider@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Slicker than hot snot on a china door knob"
"That's enough to puke a dead dog off a gut wagon"
Monday, January 26th 2009 - 06:51:03 PM
Name: anna
E-mail address: annahengst123@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:A stitch in time saves nine. (if you give something attention when it first needs it, it'll take less mending than if you wait till it's far gone)
Sunday, January 25th 2009 - 07:20:10 PM
Name: Jimmy Hyde
E-mail address: carthenh1950@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When something is good you might say
This is so good it would make a Tadpole tug a whale
Sunday, January 25th 2009 - 05:37:38 AM
Name: melany
E-mail address: melanyswanson@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My farite sayin is the early bird always gettin the warm
Friday, January 23rd 2009 - 04:18:56 PM
Name: Lachelle Hall
E-mail address: lachellehall@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Being from Kentucky and having moved to PA I say things that others here seem to stare and wonder. Here are a few sayings that I grew up with.

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

He's a flea bag eating varmit.

So ugly you have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

He pert nert got runned over

He's as onry as a fox in a chicken house.
Friday, January 23rd 2009 - 01:11:41 PM
Name: Louis
E-mail address: louis185@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Grinning like a mule eatin briars though a barb wire fence.
Thursday, January 22nd 2009 - 06:39:43 PM
Name: Bob Hampton
E-mail address: qtipnbet46@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You can fool some of the people some of the time -- etc etc
help !! I forgot the rest
Sunday, January 18th 2009 - 11:44:35 AM
Name: Harriett Hurt
E-mail address: harrietth@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He's tighter than Dick's hatband! (I never could figure out who Dick was)
Friday, January 16th 2009 - 12:25:16 PM
Name: Harriett Hurt
E-mail address: harrietth@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He's tighter than Dick's hatband! (I never could figure out who Dick was)
Friday, January 16th 2009 - 12:25:11 PM
Name: DIANE MALTESE
E-mail address: YAYAYALL@YAHOO.COM
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My Mother-in-Law used to have to count every penny. Whenever I would ask her to go to a store with me "just to look", she would always say "No Ba, What the eyes don't see, the heart don't cry for!" I love that saying.
Friday, January 16th 2009 - 10:28:10 AM
Name: DONNA
E-mail address: donnadottaylor@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I'm busier than a one legged man in a ass kicking contest
Thursday, January 15th 2009 - 06:23:06 AM
Name: shelby maxwell
E-mail address: sugartym@2virginias.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:just found this by accident, i love it! i have been makeing a list of things my mom and granny used to say. some were familiar but i have one my mom would say to me all through my childhood. When i would act ugly she would "Pretty is as pretty does" meaning if you act ugly you will appear ugly.
Wednesday, January 14th 2009 - 09:15:46 PM
Name: Candy
E-mail address: candydickerson@rocketmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:D Grass Isn't Always Greener On D Other Side
Thursday, January 8th 2009 - 10:19:09 AM
Name: HELLO
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:hey, this is me!
Wednesday, January 7th 2009 - 11:59:41 AM
Name: HELLO
Comments:hey, this is me!
Wednesday, January 7th 2009 - 11:59:11 AM
Name: HELLO
Comments:hey, this is me!
Wednesday, January 7th 2009 - 11:51:56 AM
Name: TED
E-mail address: tpowell17@msn.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"I'm going to see a man about a dog"
Friday, January 2nd 2009 - 11:24:23 PM
Name: robsense
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:how about"He's busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest.
Friday, January 2nd 2009 - 06:44:32 PM
Name: Vicky Brown
E-mail address: modocca@citlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It's hotter than a popcorn fart.
Monday, December 29th 2008 - 06:34:17 AM
Name: Vicky Brown
E-mail address: modocca@citlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When asked How I am? I say "Fine as frog hair".
Monday, December 29th 2008 - 06:31:29 AM
Name: Vicky Brown
E-mail address: modocca@citlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Monday, December 29th 2008 - 06:29:13 AM
Name: Vicky Brown
E-mail address: modocca@citlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up first.
Monday, December 29th 2008 - 06:27:57 AM
Name: Debbie Himmelsbach
E-mail address: bluzmuzyk@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:colder then a witchs tit.
Friday, December 26th 2008 - 06:16:10 AM
Name: Jerry
E-mail address: jerste@genair.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When asked how she is, sometimes my 92 year old mother in law will answer "Oh, about two an a hill". Does anyone know what this means or refers to?
Monday, December 22nd 2008 - 11:19:51 AM
Name: Terry
E-mail address: tmoore1000@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i hit him so hard he thought it was next week already!!!!
Sunday, December 21st 2008 - 08:35:06 PM
Name: Paul Garling
E-mail address: pwgarling@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:dryer than a popcorn fart
colder than a welldigger's ass
harder than the hubs of Hell
crazier than a s*** house rat
When my mother had no idea who someone was she would say "I wouldn't know him from a bundle of brooms." as if a bundle of brooms
When my dad balled someone out He would say he showed so and so where the bear s*** in the buckwheat.
When my dad wanted to convey something to just one person he would say "Just between you and me and the fence post I think.................
When my great aunt talked of something that was futile she would say "like pounding sand down a rat hole" For those who haven't been around old barns rat holes run endlessly through out
Sunday, December 21st 2008 - 05:03:52 PM
Name: Kermit
E-mail address: maynard_ins@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Don't worry bout the mules, just load the wagon."
Wednesday, December 17th 2008 - 09:44:18 AM
Name: Berticus
E-mail address: bssr1refsd@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He's not bright enough to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
Tuesday, December 16th 2008 - 06:34:20 PM
Name: Jim Dennison
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The crazier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest
Tuesday, December 16th 2008 - 08:25:36 AM
Name: Jim Dennison
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The crazier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest
Tuesday, December 16th 2008 - 08:25:11 AM
Name: Angela
E-mail address: dannang90@msn.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Well I'll swan!
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 09:21:07 PM
Name: Marlene Burry
E-mail address: burrylaura@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Its a one-horse town and that horse died
Home James and don't spare the horses
Up shit creek without a paddle
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 04:39:29 PM
Name: Sara
E-mail address: SNRRRXWHOAHHH@AIM. COM
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:So my history teacher always says these ones:
Don't mean to kick a dead horse but...
Its clear as mud that...
Just jump in the fire here.
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 01:11:14 PM
Name: BILLIE HENDRIX
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:How about....he's not worth the salt that goes in his bread!
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 11:32:24 AM
Name: BILLIE HENDRIX
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Well, Forever More" My mother always said this when I was growing up and I guess I picked it up from her. I never noticed anything strange about it until my coworkers started saying it and then would always ask what it meant. I couldn't explain it, it's just something you know!
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 11:15:41 AM
Name: June Plyler
E-mail address: tplyler1@carolina.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The Golden Age Ain`t for Sissy`s
Wednesday, December 10th 2008 - 09:01:25 AM
Name: April Lew
E-mail address: Lewmylove@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:How about, I aint seen him in a coon's age! Meaning I havent seen him in a long time
Tuesday, December 9th 2008 - 07:57:58 AM
Name: David Compton
E-mail address: davidcompton60@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Does anyone know where this old saying came from:

dadgumit
Saturday, December 6th 2008 - 11:53:05 PM
Name: Jim
E-mail address: tubybuby@charter.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He wuz as crooked as a boxer's nose!
Friday, December 5th 2008 - 07:08:01 PM
Name: Jim
E-mail address: tubybuby@charter.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He wuz as crooked as a boxer's nose!
Friday, December 5th 2008 - 07:07:10 PM
Name: Scott
E-mail address: veronakid@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.myspace.com/atestrings
Comments:Not knowing how to use technology: "It's like beating a rug with a vacuum cleaner."
Wednesday, December 3rd 2008 - 08:03:31 AM
Name: Kylie M.
E-mail address: kylie.leanne@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://myspace.com/kylieleanne
Comments:I never realized how old-fashioned I am, well atleast in my words and phrases. I'm only 19 but it seems I've got the mindset of my grandmother in some of the little things I say.

"I'm finer than a frogs hair split in two."
"Fit as a fiddle"
"Thats as handy as a pocket in an overshirt."
When asked the time: "It's a hair past a freckle."
"Let's get like a horse turd and hit the trail"
"Lets make like a tree and leaf"
(The last two are from my beloved father, always making up new phrases)
Monday, December 1st 2008 - 12:32:49 PM
Name: Rhonda Novacek
E-mail address: ronniruthie@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:If something was "really pretty"...It's just as shiny as a diamond in a mule's butt.
Saturday, November 22nd 2008 - 12:58:45 PM
Name: Bshaun
E-mail address: Youngkelly10@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Time longer than twin
Thursday, November 20th 2008 - 01:48:33 PM
Name: Darrell Palmer
E-mail address: dlp2155@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My saying is, That's smaller than the small end of nothing, whittled down to a sharp point!
Thursday, November 20th 2008 - 12:36:11 PM
Name: aaron
E-mail address: woohog1@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:one of my favorites... "A blind hog will find an acorn everynow and then." Means that even the biggest moron will get it right everynow and then.
Another, if wishes were horses then beggers would ride." Basically if someone wants something but its not a matter of life or death then it doesnt really matter.
Wednesday, November 19th 2008 - 06:47:08 PM
Name: Silly BJ
E-mail address: bjashworth21@charter.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It got so cold that it was a 'Three dog night'. ~ that's how many dogs that it took sleeping in bed with you to keep you warm. bj
Tuesday, November 18th 2008 - 08:13:34 PM
Name: FrancisWalter
E-mail address: fxwalter@cafes.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Don't teach your Granny how to lap ashes"

A dreat Alabama story teller, Katherine Tucker Windham, does not know the origin of this saying. I'd love to tell her the origin.
Monday, November 17th 2008 - 08:05:30 AM
Name: Tom Propes
E-mail address: datatech@juno.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut" and "The elivation is so low here you'd have to hall in dirt to dig a well"
Tuesday, November 11th 2008 - 06:22:19 PM
Name: Elora G. Duckworth
E-mail address: lori_beth247@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Enjoyed your page, caught a few laughes. Just doing some reserch trying to find out if I really came from under a rock, My Dad has told me this since day one.
Thanks Lori
Tuesday, November 11th 2008 - 06:20:04 PM
Name: Benny Phillips
E-mail address: bjphillips@cyber-south.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:This is one I heard a lot growing up."If you keep messin' with me, I'm gonna slap you so hard yo' momma ain't gonna know you!"
Tuesday, November 11th 2008 - 04:04:01 PM
Name: Benny Phillips
E-mail address: bjphillips@cyber-south.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:This is one I heard a lot growing up."If you keep messin' with me, I'm gonna slap you so hard yo' momma ain't gonna know you!"
Tuesday, November 11th 2008 - 04:03:56 PM
Name: Marlene Chimay
E-mail address: nad29@verizon.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Why buy the cow when he can get the milk for free

Nutty as a fruitcake

"snake oil"

When pigs fly

More than one way to skin a cat

"Big wig"

What am I... chopped liver...
Saturday, November 8th 2008 - 02:28:27 AM
Name: Ted Weigt
E-mail address: dabmaps@yahoo.com
Comments:It was my dear ol' Norwegian GranDad that had the good ol' sayings.
Price: He's higher than a hunchback's a$$.
Tight: He's tighter than a skeeters peter stretched across a rain barrel.
Saturday, November 1st 2008 - 11:13:20 AM
Name: Ted Weigt
E-mail address: dabmaps@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It was my dear ol' Norwegian GranDad that had the good ol' sayings.
Price: He's higher than a hunchback's a$$.
Tight: He's tighter than a skeeters peter stretched across a rain barrel.
Saturday, November 1st 2008 - 11:12:52 AM
Name: Charles Stanley
E-mail address: bluesea112@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"I was sweating like a whore in church"
Friday, October 31st 2008 - 02:36:17 PM
Name: Charles Stanley
E-mail address: bluesea112@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"I was sweating like a whore in church."
Friday, October 31st 2008 - 02:35:29 PM
Name: Byron Bruner
E-mail address: byron_bruner@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: www.myspace.com/byron_bruner
Comments:You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 12:47:06 PM
Name: John Wesley Hardin
E-mail address: redeyehardy@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It got so quiet you could hear a gnat pi$$ing on dry cotton!!
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 05:28:55 AM
Name: John Wesley Hardin
E-mail address: redeyehardy@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It got so quiet you could hear a gnat pi$$ing on dry cotton!!
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 05:28:44 AM
Name: John Wesley Hardin
E-mail address: redeyehardy@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Grinning like a jackass eating briars.
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 05:25:09 AM
Name: elizabeth
E-mail address: shy_guy@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://ridinby.org
Comments:aint no river to feed a horse
Monday, October 27th 2008 - 01:53:47 PM
Name: Teagan
E-mail address: TeaganMarie@hotmail.com
Comments:My grandmother used to ask people if they were 'Losin' their Chinese' if they were acting silly or nutty. Sort of like losing your marbles. Still don't understand what it means!
Friday, October 24th 2008 - 07:59:14 PM
Name: Vicki Scribner
E-mail address: maplevalleyprimitives@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:They were poorer than church mice. (My momma use to say that_
He is like a fart in a mitten.
Friday, October 24th 2008 - 06:26:50 PM
Name: Queen
E-mail address: queen4lifenotaday@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Fare change anit never been no robbery
Friday, October 24th 2008 - 12:51:43 AM
Name: Frances Foley
E-mail address: lilfromtheville@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://yahoo.com
Comments:Love this page
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