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| Name: | mel campbell |
| E-mail address: | campbell1644@att.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'm about ready for the fox farm.
It ment that I was like a horse and when I died they would grind me up and sell me to the fox farm for fox meat. |
| Name: | Bo Hudson |
| E-mail address: | hudson0013@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That boy has more hands than a room full of clocks. |
| Name: | David B |
| Comments: | More slippery than snot on doorknob! |
| Name: | David Sparks |
| E-mail address: | bigsparky88@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Howdy I started doin' genealogy through a Robert Ragan and I found this wonderful place lookin for a taylor...Well I told him about it and hope he likes it as much as I...Thanks...David... |
| Name: | Rich Chamberlain |
| E-mail address: | rchambo@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
One side or a leg off! |
| Name: | Liz Williams |
| E-mail address: | lizjwilliams@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Wehn I moved to Arkansas I heard a neighbor say "I'm fuller than a tick on a houndog's ear." |
| Name: | susie |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | your cheaters have been checking out my chasey since i met you. |
| Name: | Pigleg |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Your mouth looks like a possums butt in polk berry time." When I would put on red lipstick. |
| Name: | Linda |
| E-mail address: | chewgababy@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When my mother would bring in a package and I would aske her what was in it, she would reply, "layover to catch meddlers." To this day I have no idea what she meant except to say "it's none of your business." |
| Name: | bill |
| E-mail address: | terbil4@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | when the sun is out and it is raining
"The devil is beating his wife" does antone know where this originated?? |
| Name: | Joe Poe |
| E-mail address: | jdppoe45@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My Grandmaw was loaded with old sayings, so one morning we were getting up to go deer hunting and it was raining we were wondering if we should go out and grandmaw blurted out "if its raining before 7 it'll be over by 11, if it starts after 8 it'll rain till its late" and the wierd part is that it holds true most of the time. |
| Name: | doc |
| E-mail address: | docwatchout@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | my grampa used to say to me:
"that boy's no bigger than a steer a second after." |
| Name: | Becky |
| E-mail address: | squidge_17@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I am so mad I could tear a kleenex |
| Name: | Erica |
| E-mail address: | moonbeam0003@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | lord willing and the creek dont run dry... |
| Name: | Chrissy |
| E-mail address: | esntloil@yahoo.ca |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Liked your site!
My old sayings: Slower than the 2nd coming. Wound up like the Barber's cat. Busier than a one armed paper hanger. (wallpaper) Noisier than 2 skeltons dancin' on the roof in a hailstorm. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! :D |
| Name: | arlene |
| E-mail address: | arleneg65@suddenlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen meaner than a one-eyed snake i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that you aint worth 2 cents you aint got 2 cents to rub together your foot dont fit no limb i knock you six ways til sunday i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know. |
| Name: | arlene |
| E-mail address: | arleneg65@suddenlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen meaner than a one-eyed snake i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that you aint worth 2 cents you aint got 2 cents to rub together your foot dont fit no limb i knock you six ways til sunday i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know. |
| Name: | joe poe |
| E-mail address: | jdppoe45@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | grandmaw allways had a sayin for different things but my favorite one is, if it rains before 7 it'll be over by 11, and if it rains after 8 it'll rain till its late |
| Name: | Chris H. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When I was a kid and my Dad was playing pool with me. He would make a good shot and say "How 'bout them apples!" |
| Name: | LULU |
| E-mail address: | Seabreeze215@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:
"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow." |
| Name: | LULU |
| E-mail address: | Seabreeze215@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:
"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow." |
| Name: | Tom |
| E-mail address: | tommysutter@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Youre as clumsy as a bull in a china shop. |
| Name: | lward |
| E-mail address: | lward@tds.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then. |
| Name: | lward |
| E-mail address: | lward@tds.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then. |
| Name: | Don Fox |
| E-mail address: | two_foxes@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | My old saying is "He's crazy like a fox". The OED takes it back to 1935, but i think it's older. Anyone out there that can refute of support that? |
| Name: | Daryln Marlar |
| E-mail address: | bare25428@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My family calls the glove comartment a possumbox |
| Name: | Franchesca |
| E-mail address: | icecream901@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The frogs cricket.
The big cheese. The cat's meow. The dog's bark. The pillow's fluff. The man's mustache. The nose's nostrils. He's a goner. He's donziez. RADICAL. I like peas. |
| Name: | Rebekah Morley |
| E-mail address: | Rebekah.Morley@HCAHealthcare.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "I would talk to ya, but, you wud think I was in the cups!" |
| Name: | Brooke |
| E-mail address: | tatertot3908@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | yessday - not yesterday
ima get that butter bean - your about to get spanked go finda good switch - your about to get spanked bull butter - bull shit |
| Name: | Joe Mckenzie |
| E-mail address: | dunedin1988@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Has the mail left yet. |
| Name: | Starr aLDRIDGE |
| E-mail address: | starr.aldridge@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | i love this!!!! |
| Name: | Jody Dillard |
| E-mail address: | jody@dillard.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/d/i/l/Jody-S-Dillard/ |
| Comments: | When my mother was busy trying to get things done, she would tell us to leave her alone because she had 'forty-leven' things to do. |
| Name: | April |
| E-mail address: | lirpascorpio@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother from Eastern Carolina always said, "She's in high-cotton." Meaning just about as pleased as a person could be. |
| Name: | Geri |
| E-mail address: | geriedwards@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | How 'bout "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs", or "as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest", or " as clumsy as a bull in a china shop", or "the chickens always come home to roost" |
| Name: | molly |
| E-mail address: | mrohan@gvtc.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://google.com |
| Comments: | this is what my grandma always used to say and now my mom says it to: "whatever floats your boat" |
| Name: | Savannah K |
| E-mail address: | kings93@ymail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Was ya weaned on a pickle
or Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat! |
| Name: | Savannah K |
| E-mail address: | kings93@ymail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Was ya weaned on a pickle
or Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat! |
| Name: | smith |
| E-mail address: | ewsartist@embarq.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "On the Bum." It has nothing to do with body parts |
| Name: | pats |
| E-mail address: | Misskitty2008@live.ca |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Hi heres one...Tell that to a dead horse and he will kick your brains out. |
| Name: | Jeff Martin |
| E-mail address: | jeff.martin1@insightbb.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I always wonder how old some of sayings ive heard.just how far back they go like "I FEEL AS PERT AS A RUTTIN BUCK or "HOLD YOUR BRITCHES" |
| Name: | Shawnie |
| E-mail address: | patricknshawnie@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Everytime I asked Ma "What fur"? She would say "Cat fur to make kitten britches". |
| Name: | Brian Harrison |
| E-mail address: | jbhtide@yahoo,com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle! Meaning of course I would or I do, stupid! |
| Name: | Lieura |
| E-mail address: | rast@casscomm.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It's good enough for who it's for. |
| Name: | Stanley mason |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | They say you should never eat fish in a month with an R in it. |
| Name: | scoot |
| E-mail address: | mcradencrock@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Smells bad enough to scare a buzzard from a manure wagon. |
| Name: | kellie |
| E-mail address: | kelliemcauley11@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | if you put an umberella up in the house you will get bad luck |
| Name: | Jan Carpenter |
| E-mail address: | hellousa@volcano.net |
| Comments: | He's lower then a snakes as in a wagon track! |
| Name: | ashley |
| E-mail address: | pinkmonkey10@optonline.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | you catch more flies with honey, then you do with vinegar . |
| Name: | J Tracy |
| E-mail address: | jtrace@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The first hundred is the worst! |
| Name: | Cyndy Woller |
| E-mail address: | hawtie48@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Several years ago I was at a wives club meeting. One of the members wasn't there and the others asked where she was. I had talked to her earlier in the day so I told them she was "down in the back". A few minutes later, I was asked again and I repeated that "she was down in the back." Come to find out, they thought she was in another room and I meant that she wasn't coming because her back hurt! |
| Name: | Betty Edwards |
| E-mail address: | bettyedwards@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The puppy dog pied you on the stump and the sun hached you, |
| Name: | Mert |
| E-mail address: | rvmert@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers. |
| Name: | trent |
| E-mail address: | trentlandry08@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | if you put a dress on a pig, its still a pig. |
| Name: | Jerome R. Barber |
| E-mail address: | jrbarber27@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "You'll don't believe Fat meat is greasy" |
| Name: | Harry Shelton |
| E-mail address: | hfshelton1945@embarqmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Has anyone ever heard when the food is getting low, "It's time to put on your cap bundle." |
| Name: | Jim |
| E-mail address: | jimtaylor1@fuse.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mother would often say, "Cat's fur to make kitten's britches.". I never had a clue what it meant. Any idea? |
| Name: | Don |
| E-mail address: | dc4pres@cfl.rr.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Never seen a chicken's ass until the wind blows |
| Name: | BOB FRANK |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | COPE A SNEAK |
| Name: | Wayne Rider |
| E-mail address: | waynerider@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Slicker than hot snot on a china door knob"
"That's enough to puke a dead dog off a gut wagon" |
| Name: | anna |
| E-mail address: | annahengst123@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | A stitch in time saves nine. (if you give something attention when it first needs it, it'll take less mending than if you wait till it's far gone) |
| Name: | Jimmy Hyde |
| E-mail address: | carthenh1950@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When something is good you might say
This is so good it would make a Tadpole tug a whale |
| Name: | melany |
| E-mail address: | melanyswanson@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My farite sayin is the early bird always gettin the warm |
| Name: | Lachelle Hall |
| E-mail address: | lachellehall@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Being from Kentucky and having moved to PA I say things that others here seem to stare and wonder. Here are a few sayings that I grew up with.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. He's a flea bag eating varmit. So ugly you have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. He pert nert got runned over He's as onry as a fox in a chicken house. |
| Name: | Louis |
| E-mail address: | louis185@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Grinning like a mule eatin briars though a barb wire fence. |
| Name: | Bob Hampton |
| E-mail address: | qtipnbet46@cox.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You can fool some of the people some of the time -- etc etc
help !! I forgot the rest |
| Name: | Harriett Hurt |
| E-mail address: | harrietth@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He's tighter than Dick's hatband! (I never could figure out who Dick was) |
| Name: | Harriett Hurt |
| E-mail address: | harrietth@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He's tighter than Dick's hatband! (I never could figure out who Dick was) |
| Name: | DIANE MALTESE |
| E-mail address: | YAYAYALL@YAHOO.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My Mother-in-Law used to have to count every penny. Whenever I would ask her to go to a store with me "just to look", she would always say "No Ba, What the eyes don't see, the heart don't cry for!" I love that saying. |
| Name: | DONNA |
| E-mail address: | donnadottaylor@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'm busier than a one legged man in a ass kicking contest |
| Name: | shelby maxwell |
| E-mail address: | sugartym@2virginias.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | just found this by accident, i love it! i have been makeing a list of things my mom and granny used to say. some were familiar but i have one my mom would say to me all through my childhood. When i would act ugly she would "Pretty is as pretty does" meaning if you act ugly you will appear ugly. |
| Name: | Candy |
| E-mail address: | candydickerson@rocketmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | D Grass Isn't Always Greener On D Other Side |
| Name: | HELLO |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | hey, this is me! |
| Name: | HELLO |
| Comments: | hey, this is me! |
| Name: | HELLO |
| Comments: | hey, this is me! |
| Name: | TED |
| E-mail address: | tpowell17@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "I'm going to see a man about a dog" |
| Name: | robsense |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | how about"He's busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest. |
| Name: | Vicky Brown |
| E-mail address: | modocca@citlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It's hotter than a popcorn fart. |
| Name: | Vicky Brown |
| E-mail address: | modocca@citlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When asked How I am? I say "Fine as frog hair". |
| Name: | Vicky Brown |
| E-mail address: | modocca@citlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first. |
| Name: | Vicky Brown |
| E-mail address: | modocca@citlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up first. |
| Name: | Debbie Himmelsbach |
| E-mail address: | bluzmuzyk@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | colder then a witchs tit. |
| Name: | Jerry |
| E-mail address: | jerste@genair.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When asked how she is, sometimes my 92 year old mother in law will answer "Oh, about two an a hill". Does anyone know what this means or refers to? |
| Name: | Terry |
| E-mail address: | tmoore1000@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | i hit him so hard he thought it was next week already!!!! |
| Name: | Paul Garling |
| E-mail address: | pwgarling@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | dryer than a popcorn fart
colder than a welldigger's ass harder than the hubs of Hell crazier than a s*** house rat When my mother had no idea who someone was she would say "I wouldn't know him from a bundle of brooms." as if a bundle of brooms When my dad balled someone out He would say he showed so and so where the bear s*** in the buckwheat. When my dad wanted to convey something to just one person he would say "Just between you and me and the fence post I think................. When my great aunt talked of something that was futile she would say "like pounding sand down a rat hole" For those who haven't been around old barns rat holes run endlessly through out |
| Name: | Kermit |
| E-mail address: | maynard_ins@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Don't worry bout the mules, just load the wagon." |
| Name: | Berticus |
| E-mail address: | bssr1refsd@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He's not bright enough to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. |
| Name: | Jim Dennison |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The crazier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest |
| Name: | Jim Dennison |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The crazier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest |
| Name: | Angela |
| E-mail address: | dannang90@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Well I'll swan! |
| Name: | Marlene Burry |
| E-mail address: | burrylaura@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Its a one-horse town and that horse died
Home James and don't spare the horses Up shit creek without a paddle |
| Name: | Sara |
| E-mail address: | SNRRRXWHOAHHH@AIM. COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | So my history teacher always says these ones:
Don't mean to kick a dead horse but... Its clear as mud that... Just jump in the fire here. |
| Name: | BILLIE HENDRIX |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | How about....he's not worth the salt that goes in his bread! |
| Name: | BILLIE HENDRIX |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Well, Forever More" My mother always said this when I was growing up and I guess I picked it up from her. I never noticed anything strange about it until my coworkers started saying it and then would always ask what it meant. I couldn't explain it, it's just something you know! |
| Name: | June Plyler |
| E-mail address: | tplyler1@carolina.rr.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | The Golden Age Ain`t for Sissy`s
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| Name: | April Lew |
| E-mail address: | Lewmylove@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | How about, I aint seen him in a coon's age! Meaning I havent seen him in a long time |
| Name: | David Compton |
| E-mail address: | davidcompton60@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Does anyone know where this old saying came from:
dadgumit |
| Name: | Jim |
| E-mail address: | tubybuby@charter.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He wuz as crooked as a boxer's nose! |
| Name: | Jim |
| E-mail address: | tubybuby@charter.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He wuz as crooked as a boxer's nose! |
| Name: | Scott |
| E-mail address: | veronakid@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/atestrings |
| Comments: | Not knowing how to use technology: "It's like beating a rug with a vacuum cleaner." |
| Name: | Kylie M. |
| E-mail address: | kylie.leanne@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://myspace.com/kylieleanne |
| Comments: | I never realized how old-fashioned I am, well atleast in my words and phrases. I'm only 19 but it seems I've got the mindset of my grandmother in some of the little things I say.
"I'm finer than a frogs hair split in two." "Fit as a fiddle" "Thats as handy as a pocket in an overshirt." When asked the time: "It's a hair past a freckle." "Let's get like a horse turd and hit the trail" "Lets make like a tree and leaf" (The last two are from my beloved father, always making up new phrases) |
| Name: | Rhonda Novacek |
| E-mail address: | ronniruthie@cox.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | If something was "really pretty"...It's just as shiny as a diamond in a mule's butt. |
| Name: | Bshaun |
| E-mail address: | Youngkelly10@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Time longer than twin |
| Name: | Darrell Palmer |
| E-mail address: | dlp2155@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My saying is, That's smaller than the small end of nothing, whittled down to a sharp point! |
| Name: | aaron |
| E-mail address: | woohog1@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | one of my favorites... "A blind hog will find an acorn everynow and then." Means that even the biggest moron will get it right everynow and then.
Another, if wishes were horses then beggers would ride." Basically if someone wants something but its not a matter of life or death then it doesnt really matter. |
| Name: | Silly BJ |
| E-mail address: | bjashworth21@charter.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It got so cold that it was a 'Three dog night'. ~ that's how many dogs that it took sleeping in bed with you to keep you warm. bj |
| Name: | FrancisWalter |
| E-mail address: | fxwalter@cafes.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Don't teach your Granny how to lap ashes"
A dreat Alabama story teller, Katherine Tucker Windham, does not know the origin of this saying. I'd love to tell her the origin. |
| Name: | Tom Propes |
| E-mail address: | datatech@juno.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut" and "The elivation is so low here you'd have to hall in dirt to dig a well" |
| Name: | Elora G. Duckworth |
| E-mail address: | lori_beth247@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Enjoyed your page, caught a few laughes. Just doing some reserch trying to find out if I really came from under a rock, My Dad has told me this since day one.
Thanks Lori |
| Name: | Benny Phillips |
| E-mail address: | bjphillips@cyber-south.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | This is one I heard a lot growing up."If you keep messin' with me, I'm gonna slap you so hard yo' momma ain't gonna know you!" |
| Name: | Benny Phillips |
| E-mail address: | bjphillips@cyber-south.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | This is one I heard a lot growing up."If you keep messin' with me, I'm gonna slap you so hard yo' momma ain't gonna know you!" |
| Name: | Marlene Chimay |
| E-mail address: | nad29@verizon.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Why buy the cow when he can get the milk for free
Nutty as a fruitcake "snake oil" When pigs fly More than one way to skin a cat "Big wig" What am I... chopped liver... |
| Name: | Ted Weigt |
| E-mail address: | dabmaps@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | It was my dear ol' Norwegian GranDad that had the good ol' sayings.
Price: He's higher than a hunchback's a$$. Tight: He's tighter than a skeeters peter stretched across a rain barrel. |
| Name: | Ted Weigt |
| E-mail address: | dabmaps@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It was my dear ol' Norwegian GranDad that had the good ol' sayings.
Price: He's higher than a hunchback's a$$. Tight: He's tighter than a skeeters peter stretched across a rain barrel. |
| Name: | Charles Stanley |
| E-mail address: | bluesea112@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "I was sweating like a whore in church" |
| Name: | Charles Stanley |
| E-mail address: | bluesea112@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "I was sweating like a whore in church." |
| Name: | Byron Bruner |
| E-mail address: | byron_bruner@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | www.myspace.com/byron_bruner |
| Comments: | You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. |
| Name: | John Wesley Hardin |
| E-mail address: | redeyehardy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It got so quiet you could hear a gnat pi$$ing on dry cotton!! |
| Name: | John Wesley Hardin |
| E-mail address: | redeyehardy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | It got so quiet you could hear a gnat pi$$ing on dry cotton!! |
| Name: | John Wesley Hardin |
| E-mail address: | redeyehardy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Grinning like a jackass eating briars. |
| Name: | elizabeth |
| E-mail address: | shy_guy@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ridinby.org |
| Comments: | aint no river to feed a horse |
| Name: | Teagan |
| E-mail address: | TeaganMarie@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | My grandmother used to ask people if they were 'Losin' their Chinese' if they were acting silly or nutty. Sort of like losing your marbles. Still don't understand what it means! |
| Name: | Vicki Scribner |
| E-mail address: | maplevalleyprimitives@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | They were poorer than church mice. (My momma use to say that_
He is like a fart in a mitten. |
| Name: | Queen |
| E-mail address: | queen4lifenotaday@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Fare change anit never been no robbery |
| Name: | Frances Foley |
| E-mail address: | lilfromtheville@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://yahoo.com |
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