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| Comments: | "He was as drunk as a boiled owl."
"My 'get up and go' got up and went." "He was grinnin' like a mule eating saw briar." |
| Name: | Sky |
| E-mail address: | xoxosky07@myspace.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "I'm happy as a coon in a cornfield." |
| Name: | Jeff Whitfield |
| E-mail address: | biddysere1@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "That's tougher than Woodpeckers' lips!" |
| Name: | Jan |
| E-mail address: | mrssantatx@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My granny would say she was "goin to skin us alive" when we werent being good.
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| Name: | Jan |
| E-mail address: | mrssantatx@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My granny would say she was "goin to skin us alive" when we werent being good.
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| Name: | CM |
| E-mail address: | braggrcm@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My sister and I can remember part of this old saying and not the ending. Can anyone help?
Half past a freckle, quarter to a _____________? Thanks! |
| Name: | ruth soper |
| E-mail address: | ruthsoper7@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Love the sayings brings back good memories. |
| Name: | Connie Fisher |
| E-mail address: | fishers.wife@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: |
Happy as a hog in a waller. Praise the Lord and pass the biscuits! You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. (trying to improve something) |
| Name: | Dan |
| E-mail address: | daniel1060@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Make your head spin like the button on an outhouse door" |
| Name: | Don Verner |
| E-mail address: | dverner56@bellsouth.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Being from the South, many saying remain, handed down from past generations:
Ugly as a mud fence ( referring to someone's appearance) poor as a church mouse "a frog strangler" was heavy rain skinny as a rail cold as a well diggers butt * ( cleaned up for publication) grandaddy put things in the car "boot" Off like a jughead ( leaving in a hurry ) |
| Name: | Austin |
| E-mail address: | yellerdog11@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://igoogle.com |
| Comments: | There ain't enough water in there to baptise a weasel! |
| Name: | Julie G. |
| E-mail address: | vera_gemini2007@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That's like teaching your grandmother to suck eggs!
As a crow flies ( distance in a straight line ) The haints are a flitting or someplace is hainted (meaning haunted) |
| Name: | Kent Mcclain |
| E-mail address: | macdaddy1225@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mom used to say when she thought it was really cold outside:
"Boy it's colder than a well-digger's bobo outside" or if i was taking along time to do something she would say: "Your moving slower than molasses in January" |
| Name: | MARY SHAW |
| E-mail address: | blumagic61@YAHOO.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | COMMON SENSE ISN'T.
CLOSED AS TIGHT AS A CLAM WITH LOCKJAW. HOTTER THAN A PISTOL! TWO SHADES BLACKER THAN THE ACE OF SPADES. SHARP AS A WET NOODLE. SHE HAS A FACE THAT MAKES TIME STAND STILL. (TRANSLATION: HER FACE WOULD STOP A CLOCK.) IT IS BETTER TO SAY NOTHING AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT! AS GROUCHY AS A BOA CONSTRICTER WITH ARTHRITIS. |
| Name: | MARY SHAW |
| E-mail address: | blumagic61@YAHOO.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | NUTTIER THAN A CHINESE FRUIT CAKE
AS MUCH FUN AS A ROOT CANAL. ALL THE TACT OF A SHERMAN TANK. IF BRAINS WERE DAYLIGHT, HE'D/SHE'D BE IN TOTAL DARKNESS. |
| Name: | Ricki |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I grew up with my grandparents so i grew up with all the old sayins. Anytime i would go out on a date nanny (my grandma) who always say, "now rick. don't trust em any farther than you can throw em." |
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| Name: | C J Macias |
| E-mail address: | coralgate58@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "He can talk the britches off a preacher during a Sunday sermon." - (one who is a sweet talker or who has a way with words)
"He wouldn’t catch his breath if it didn’t come natural." - (describing laziness) |
| Name: | Frieda |
| E-mail address: | dddfmd@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mother would say, "I'm so tired I feel like I've been pulled through a knot hole backwards." |
| Name: | Jennifer Wright |
| E-mail address: | pagemakerjennifer@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | If the creek don't rise I'll see you tomorrow |
| Name: | AMR |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother used to say "I'll jerk a double bow knot in your tail" when my cousins and I were up to trouble as kids. She said it to us as adults too, to get a laugh out of us. |
| Name: | T |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I have several (bein from Texas and all...) but I use these all the time:
Hotter than a road lizard in a flannel shirt You can put your boots in the oven but that don't make em biscuits |
| Name: | Alicia |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | She went to sh*t and the hogs ate 'er! |
| Name: | Donna |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'm too broke to pay attention |
| Name: | jerald |
| E-mail address: | jerald_ancheta.96797.com |
| Comments: | "I can kill to stones with one bird". |
| Name: | francisco |
| E-mail address: | aguileraf11@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Name: | Pamela Glasscock |
| E-mail address: | ladybug@glasscock.us |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I grew up hearing this all the time from my mother,"They act like they have dead lice falling off", which means someone that is real slow. |
| Name: | Della Jones |
| E-mail address: | dellajones47@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | How Do You Feel??? Answer,Like A woodpecker with a headache. |
| Name: | Louis King |
| E-mail address: | Loubatrsq@att.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Winds from the East, fish bite the least,
Winds from the West, fish bite the best. But is there more? I don't know. Thanks if there is. |
| Name: | GARY J SMITH |
| E-mail address: | madyln116@embarqmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | LOST AS A DOODIE IN HIGH WEEDS ! |
| Name: | Shawn Fischer |
| E-mail address: | euphaytoc@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | How about this one? "...Lower than a grassnake's ballbag." |
| Name: | madison taylor gym |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | common sense is not so common |
| Name: | Tom Stembridge |
| E-mail address: | tstembridge@mead.k12.wa.us |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "You MUST be nervous..... You're sweatin' like a dog in a Chinese restaurant!"
Love the site! I was born in Georgia and the site brings back great memories. My other favorite was when I would climb the tree in the backyard, my mother would say, "If you fall and break both legs, don't come runnin" to me!" |
| Name: | CURTIS |
| E-mail address: | TURBOLENNY2@YAHOO.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That boy is nuttery than a squirel turd |
| Name: | Snowonderful |
| E-mail address: | carouseldesigns@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | What a fun site, and I hope to recall more old family sayings as time goes along, and share them with you! |
| Name: | Snowonderful |
| E-mail address: | carouseldesigns@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.", said my mama everytime I cried that I didn't mean to do whatever damage I had done, and that I meant to help. |
| Name: | Mildred |
| E-mail address: | md8651@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Why the last time I saw you, you were knee high to a grasshopper!
Good Night Alive! Heavens to Betsy! He's grinning like a jackass eating briars. |
| Name: | sarah |
| E-mail address: | sarah22@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | shut yo face!! |
| Name: | cc |
| E-mail address: | therays1996@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | And thats the straw that broke the camels back
i think this boys cheese is a little off his cracker |
| Name: | Carol Brown |
| E-mail address: | carolclanohay@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Per an old timer I knew many years ago: back when fur trappers were common, they marked their traps with a stick floating above the trap and told no-one for fear of poachers. The greatest mark of friendship and trust was to let someone set their traps near yours. Hence the expression, "My stick floats with his". |
| Name: | Charlene |
| E-mail address: | granmommy1422@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'm goin knock a mud hole in you ,then stomp it dry |
| Name: | Palmer |
| E-mail address: | hungpalm@utm.edu |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You got to risk it to get that biscuit |
| Name: | Charlene Sherry |
| E-mail address: | davidhsherry@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother use to say:
Don't let them know where your goat's tied. Meaning, if you let someone know where your goat is tied they will get it. TRANSLATION: If you let someone know what makes you mad or bothers you they will continue to do just that thing to make you mad and to bother you. As I translated to my kids: if a kid on the bus grabs your hat and you let him know it upsets you...they will continue to do it. Now I hear my kids saying to thier kids "Don't let them know where your goat's tied." |
| Name: | billy |
| E-mail address: | billymears@vzw.blackberry.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock!
If you lay down with dogs you wake up with fleas! |
| Name: | john caudell |
| E-mail address: | snickers9@windstream.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Name: | maddie |
| E-mail address: | hp online8yahoo.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away |
| Name: | janet |
| E-mail address: | jksettlemyer |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mother must have had hundreds of old saying, two of the more crude ones were:
1. If something was really sweet and chocolate she would say "this is rich as 10 foot up a horse's ass." 2. My mother had been sick and my then husband asked her how she was feeling and she said, "I feel like I have been dragged up shit creek and beat over the head with buzzard guts". Another thing she would say not crude if she said no and really meant it she would say "no sir ree bob tail". |
| Name: | janet |
| E-mail address: | jksettlemyer@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I was born and raised in Upstate SC, I can remember my brother teaching school in another state and said to a group of other teachers, "it looks like it's coming up a cloud" and nobody knew what he was talking about. We also called moths "miller bugs", dragonflies were "snake doctors". I have many more of these some not so nice. |
| Name: | Lagina |
| E-mail address: | lenise1973@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.facebook.com/lagina.living |
| Comments: | One of my favorites is "Nothing gets the fish out the water but its mouth". What it means is that you can't get into trouble with your tongue if you don't open it and say anything. |
| Name: | gary higginbotham |
| E-mail address: | ghigginbotham@bellsouth.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Busy as a one arm wallpaper hanger! |
| Name: | Pat W |
| E-mail address: | oypay@verizon.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Whenever I would ask for something we couldn't afford, my mom would promise it to me "when my rich uncle gets out of the poor house." Imagine how embarrassed she was when we were visiting one of her uncles and I blurted out, "Is this your rich uncle that's in the poor house?" |
| Name: | Walter Hough |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Many a' slip between the cup an' the lip |
| Name: | Jane |
| E-mail address: | ljslittle@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mom used refer to things that were going bad as " goin' west" "Looks like this lettuce has already gone west."
When asked if she wanted more food at dinner, she would say "just a particle." |
| Name: | Sheri Friend |
| E-mail address: | duazido@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My mother used to say things like: "Every tub stands on its own bottom",(Every man for himself)and "Two dirty sheets don't make a clean bed",(Two 'wrongs' don't make a 'right'). |
| Name: | rob |
| E-mail address: | barb6ovus@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | they're closer than two coats of paint |
| Name: | Bethany |
| E-mail address: | Bethanycolbert@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | oh my goodness look at pony scrubing its pajamas |
| Name: | Bethany |
| E-mail address: | Bethanycolbert@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | www.google.com |
| Name: | kaitlyn |
| E-mail address: | k8lyns@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | pawpaw says "You've got too many arns (irons) in the far(fire)" -means you have too many things to do. He also says "Twixt you, me, and the gate post...."-means just between us. |
| Name: | s.j.w. |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Till Hell freezes over"
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| Name: | Mike Gee |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My father-in-law calls a heavy rainstorm a "gully washer", sounds like "golly washer" |
| Name: | Norma Harvey |
| E-mail address: | pettrekker@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My Mom always used to say
"I have not seen him since Hector was a pup" |
| Name: | Larry |
| E-mail address: | blebushard@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'm proud as a puppy with two peters!! |
| Name: | tim sadler |
| E-mail address: | tim.m.sadler@verizon.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | can't dance to wet to plow |
| Name: | pj |
| E-mail address: | p.j.sanchez@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Everyone in ta wrld has done som bad,but it's jus a chapta in ur lYf dat u wish never happend but all u can do is turn ta page and start a new chapta in da book |
| Name: | bucky foe |
| E-mail address: | foebucky@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | took off like snyders hounds |
| Name: | Nat Fox |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Heavier than a dead minister.
Doesn't that just jar your grandmother's preserves? |
| Name: | Tony Grissom |
| E-mail address: | tonyg2448@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | 1 Boy is a boy, 2 Boys is 1/2 a boy, and 3 Boys ain't no boy at all... |
| Name: | W Selby |
| E-mail address: | dwselb@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://hughes net |
| Comments: | I have a friend next door and every small hole or any speed bump. They are always called a "Dip Narrow" |
| Name: | Kevin Corey |
| E-mail address: | kjcorey1@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | For God so loved the world he did not send a commitee. Unknown |
| Name: | ANNIE R. DAVIS |
| E-mail address: | davisannie53@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE DID THIS SAYING COME FROM
YOU ARE AS CRAZY AS A BETSY BUG meaning you are insane |
| Name: | Jake |
| E-mail address: | jakelw14@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When I was a kid walking through a pasture with my childhood friend and his Dad, he would say "Don't cut your foot". Meaning don't step on any cow patties. |
| Name: | james |
| E-mail address: | jamesshore@ymail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good |
| Name: | Carlos |
| E-mail address: | sharazanct@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | do not uncock the foot of the winefloor. please dont ask me what it means if you know please tex me and let me knows what it means. |
| Name: | Mythica |
| E-mail address: | dawn_rambeau@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My family uses a lot of different sayings. Like "It's by the snakebite kit." and "By god i sure did!" But I have always made some of my own. "By the stars..." and "What in the name of Mother Moon is going on now?!" |
| Name: | Margaret Murphy |
| E-mail address: | toma1@westnet.com.au |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | She or He is thrrepence of God help us |
| Name: | Doug Marshall |
| E-mail address: | hi-acres@insightbb.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Lick your calf over |
| Name: | Jeff |
| E-mail address: | jiggawho@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Where these actually came from I'm not entirely sure, but growing up in rural Kansas these are a few that you could hear down at the co-op.
If you were over worked or not feeling well, etc.: "I feel like a one-legged midget in an ass-kicking contest." If someone was plain stupid: "He's dumber than a sack of hammers" Really busy: "I'm busier than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond." If it's raining really hard: "It's raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock." Someone who's ugly: "She's uglier than a mud fence." |
| Name: | andrew |
| E-mail address: | morris.andrew84@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | worthless as tits on a boar hog |
| Name: | Vickie Young |
| E-mail address: | hardworkinmom@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandpa used to say,"I could eat the rearend out of a rag doll." when he was hungry. |
| Name: | Smokey Joe |
| E-mail address: | drake-hill@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When someone asks how some questionable work looks (or if your wife asks if these pants make her butt look big):
A blind man on a trottin' horse can't tell the difference. |
| Name: | Vonda Mason |
| E-mail address: | vmason1947@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I'll never forget the phrase my dad stated after I commented on some writings that were on a restroom stall .. he said "Fools names 'n fools phrases are always seen in public places". That echoes in my head every time I see it and I just have to smile!
My grandfather would say "Chickens today....feathers tomorrow"...in place of here today, gone tomorrow. My mother's phrase always comes to mind whenever I face something dreaded (ie: medical tests, surgery, etc.)... "Just take the bull by the horns 'n git 'r done". That tidbit has brought me thru so very much and I've shared it with many! |
| Name: | Ronnie |
| E-mail address: | ronald.reynolds@comcast.netWhen |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | When my grandma would burn her hand on the stove she would hollar, "Shit fire and save matches." |
| Name: | Chipperie |
| E-mail address: | Maidolean26@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I once was told by a doctor when I was in my early twenties that "All things come to those who wait, including the 'wild goose'" and think about this statement for one moment.
If all things come to those who wait, doesn't that suggest that the 'wild goose' doesn't wait. And then in the next breathe, the 'wild goose' is included with the coming of all things, who wait! What has waiting got to do with coming of all things? I always thought that 'weights sink ships!" Can someone explain this to me? |
| Name: | Carolyn Jenkins |
| E-mail address: | stormhillstudio@earthlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://mamabesssays.blogspot.com/ |
| Comments: | A world and one more.
Everybody and their brother too. Off like a herd of turtles. My grandmother Mama Bess used to say these. I know there was probably more and would love to know. I love the turtles one, especially when I'm stuck in traffic. My blog is about my grandmother, living off the land and a lot of down to earth garden wisdom. |
| Name: | Phoebe |
| E-mail address: | phoebem@windstream.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "funny people these Chinese" My grandmother would say that, if someone did something strange. I heard an interview of someone who had written a book of old southern sayings. The person doing the interviewing did not believe that people really said these things. I felt sorry for him. |
| Name: | Larry |
| E-mail address: | hsblarry@zeecon.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | "Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest." |
| Name: | Old Man |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Name: | pachildress |
| E-mail address: | priscillasavala@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road! courtesy of my daddy |
| Name: | Walter Childress |
| E-mail address: | priscillasavala@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.. |
| Name: | Grady Chandler |
| E-mail address: | priscillasavala@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You look like an earthworm with all the sh@? flung out! (look like a skinny, mess) |
| Name: | Grady Chandler |
| E-mail address: | priscillasavala@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You look like an earthworm with all the sh@? flung out! (look like a skinny, mess) |
| Name: | Froghairs |
| E-mail address: | echore@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Even a skinny cow is grateful come slaughter time. |
| Name: | MARK |
| E-mail address: | GRUNTE4@HOTMAIL.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | I AINT SCARED OF YOU, MY MOMMA RAISED A MAN |
| Name: | west |
| E-mail address: | wes.post@comcast.net |
| Comments: | "People like you... well they just wrinkle my butt!" |
| Name: | Connor Casey |
| E-mail address: | connormcasey@cox.net |
| Comments: | That barn is closed tighter than a bulls ass in fly season. |
| Name: | Lotus |
| E-mail address: | lotuswolf@live.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My father used to say "children should be seen and not heard". Then there was "A watched pot never boils" and "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink". |
| Name: | Mert Weikel |
| E-mail address: | rvmert@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My Grandmother used to say, "You are a Caution, You are." |
| Name: | Mert Weikel |
| E-mail address: | rvmert@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | She was so ugly that when the buzzards flew by they would put one wing over their eyes. |
| Name: | carol |
| E-mail address: | applespice54@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | it's colder then a witches tit. |
| Name: | carol |
| E-mail address: | applespice54@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That's so good it'll make you kiss your Grandma. |
| Name: | ann |
| E-mail address: | jaelahd@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | That was more fun than stompin baby chickens!
and I don't know whether to go bowling or drag a board...I have no idea what that meant. |
| Name: | dag |
| E-mail address: | daddio283@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | A pig in a poke |
| Name: | Donna Lu Smith |
| E-mail address: | slc6201980@yoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandmother from Missouri would say,"For every stitch you sew on Sunday, you will have to pick it out with your nose in your grave". |
| Name: | Katherine Brooks |
| E-mail address: | gardens203@comcast.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Upon overhearing a neighbor boy (aged 13) ask me: "If Jane doesn't come up this weekend, do you want to go to the hayride with me?" My grandmother called me in the house and said: "You go tell that boy if you can't be the tablecloth you won't be the dishrag". This was in about 1964. I'll never forget it! |
| Name: | kayak kurt |
| E-mail address: | kurtz@kayaknature.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.kayaknature.com |
| Comments: | That food so good it'll make you stand up to slap yur granny! |
| Name: | Nancy Maloney |
| E-mail address: | najamal@aol.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Her mouth runs like a bell clapper
Everyone to their own liking said the woman as she kissed the cow tough titty said the kitty as th milk ran dry |
| Name: | Nancy |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Name: | Tammie |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Country as a sugar sandwich |
| Name: | Sandi |
| E-mail address: | sandisp@suddenlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My step-dad~` she's got a face that could bite a nickel watermelon through a picket fence./ We're passing another bone orchard (cemetery)/ He's so ugly, he wasn't just whipped with an ugly stick, but the whole damn tree fell on him!
my mother~~ you gotta dance with the one who brung ya./ I'll knock you into the middle of next week!/ You want me to jerk you up silly? / I came to rattle your cage. ( talk to you)/ I'll turn you every which way but loose! Private parts ~~ without getting gross or specific: my sis-in-L "squash"/ my mother: "possible" ( comes from a joke about the lady telling her bewildered dr she had washed as far as possible and he told her to go back and wash "possible"/ my mother also said up the "ying yang" as a measure.... too many clothes, or too much work to do ie " She had chores up the ying yang" |
| Name: | sandi |
| E-mail address: | sandisp@suddenlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You can tell how tall he's gonna be, by how much of him is folded under ( meaning the size of the feet on a growing boy).
You're a "pill". ( meaning hard to take or hard to swallow) He's no taller than a bee's knees! (short stuff) I brought you into this world...I can take you OUT! Were you raised in a barn? ( if door was left open) This room is a pig sty! ( a plain and simple mess) Don't let the door hit you in the behind on your way out! ( meaning get on out of here, fast) Now you're paying for your raisin' ( meaning any tough times your kids give you, you deserve for giving your parents a hard time while growing up) We're gonna have a 'come to Jesus meeting'. ( a serious talk) You're a day late and a dollar short.( arriving too late to help) That house is catty-whompus to the corner. ( The house is not square on the property) He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! ( disorganized rushing around~~note the chicken is a "HE") It's snowin' down south. ( meaning your slip is showing) The barn door's open. ( means he needs to zip up) It's colder than tits on a boar hog! ( now THAT's COLD!) It's half a dozen of one or 6 of t'other. ( means it doesn't matter what you choose). Now you're singin' to the choir. ( telling me something I already know) It was clean as a whistle. ( not mucked up inside...nothing left) ~~ My Mother...born and raised around Greenville Tx. It's colder than blue fludgins! ( pronounced like "flew"-gins. ( Don't ask..I don't know, but it's COLD!) ~~ my sister How talL am I? Why I'm just 5 ft,16 1/2 inches! I never drink water. It'll rust my innards! ~~ Uncle RA I just picked a mess'o beans. ( gardening: picked enough for a meal) He walks like he's got a corncobb stuck up his back end! ~~ my M-I-L |
| Name: | sandi |
| E-mail address: | sandisp@suddenlink.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | You can tell how tall he's gonna be, by how much of him is folded under ( meaning the size of the feet on a growing boy).
You're a "pill". ( meaning hard to take or hard to swallow) He's no taller than a bee's knees! (short stuff) I brought you into this world...I can take you OUT! Were you raised in a barn? ( if door was left open) This room is a pig sty! ( a plain and simple mess) Don't let the door hit you in the behind on your way out! ( meaning get on out of here, fast) Now you're paying for your raisin' ( meaning any tough times your kids give you, you deserve for giving your parents a hard time while growing up) We're gonna have a 'come to Jesus meeting'. ( a serious talk) You're a day late and a dollar short.( arriving too late to help) That house is catty-whompus to the corner. ( The house is not square on the property) He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! ( disorganized rushing around~~note the chicken is a "HE") It's snowin' down south. ( meaning your slip is showing) The barn door's open. ( means he needs to zip up) It's colder than tits on a boar hog! ( now THAT's COLD!) It's half a dozen of one or 6 of t'other. ( means it doesn't matter what you choose). Now you're singin' to the choir. ( telling me something I already know) It was clean as a whistle. ( not mucked up inside...nothing left) ~~ My Mother...born and raised around Greenville Tx. It's colder than blue fludgins! ( pronounced like "flew"-gins. ( Don't ask..I don't know, but it's COLD!) ~~ my sister How talL am I? Why I'm just 5 ft,16 1/2 inches! I never drink water. It'll rust my innards! ~~ Uncle RA I just picked a mess'o beans. ( gardening: picked enough for a meal) He walks like he's got a corncobb stuck up his back end! ~~ my M-I-L |
| Name: | Joan Bell |
| E-mail address: | gramjbel@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | He's as odd as Old Dan's hat band. My Great Aunt Alta Wilson used this expression - I think it's Irish! |
| Name: | keithehlert |
| E-mail address: | keithehlert@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | aint worth a hoot
hooten nanny dont give a rats ass up a creek without a paddle dumb as a box of rocks meadow muffin....a cow pie don't know shit from shinollah so ugly would chase flys offen a wagon load of goat guts caint rightly tell over yonder a ways slicker than owl shit on a wet branch could sell shit to a stable butter would'nt melt in his mouth (a liar) would rather climb a tree n tell a lie than stand on the ground n tell the truth. beat you with a knotted ploweye strange as all get out weirder than a two headed cat has a head thicker than a brickbat give yah a whuppin yah won't soon forgit don't give a hoot get shed of that (to get rid of whatever) more n one way to skin a cat ain't worth a plug nickel |
| Name: | Glenn Spraker |
| E-mail address: | gaspraker@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My folks used to say, "He's so crooked, he has to screw his pants on." and "After you shake hands with him, be sure to count your fingers." |
| Name: | Debbie Pope |
| E-mail address: | dbpope@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Every time we used to pass a cemetery, my grandma would always say , " There goes another marble orchard." |
| Name: | Angus |
| E-mail address: | angusippi@sbcglobal.net |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | " IT'S HOTTER THAN A WITCHES TIT IN A BRASS BRASSIERE." |
| Name: | Debbie Pope |
| E-mail address: | dbpope@gmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | My grandfather always used to say , " He was shakin' all over like a dog passin' razor blades." Meaning the person in question was scared or frightened. |
| Name: | Carlos Man of Love |
| E-mail address: | cgl_1111@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | " Rattle yer hocks on back here! " |
| Name: | Joyce |
| E-mail address: | geejaa37073@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// |
| Comments: | Has anyone heard of "topping cotton" and if so, what does mean? |
| Name: | Danny-Boy |
| E-mail address: | DANIEL.BURRUS@YAHOO.COM |
| Homepage URL: | http://http://www.myspace.com/danieljamesburrus |
| Comments: | MY GRAMPA USE TO SAY BACK WHEN HE WAS ALIVE... A OLD SAYING THAT REALLY USED TO CRACK ME UP.....WHEN EVER TIMES WERE HARD OR THINGS WEREN'T QUITE GOING HIS WAY.....HE'D SAY "I'M SUCKIN' THE NINTH TIT OF THE PIG" WHICH OF COURSE PIGS ONLY HAVE 8 TITS. |