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Name: Carlos
E-mail address: sharazanct@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:do not uncock the foot of the winefloor. please dont ask me what it means if you know please tex me and let me knows what it means.
Friday, November 6th 2009 - 06:28:48 AM
Name: Mythica
E-mail address: dawn_rambeau@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My family uses a lot of different sayings. Like "It's by the snakebite kit." and "By god i sure did!" But I have always made some of my own. "By the stars..." and "What in the name of Mother Moon is going on now?!"
Thursday, November 5th 2009 - 06:51:14 PM
Name: Margaret Murphy
E-mail address: toma1@westnet.com.au
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:She or He is thrrepence of God help us
Sunday, November 1st 2009 - 04:09:52 PM
Name: Doug Marshall
E-mail address: hi-acres@insightbb.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Lick your calf over
Thursday, October 29th 2009 - 04:42:30 AM
Name: Jeff
E-mail address: jiggawho@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Where these actually came from I'm not entirely sure, but growing up in rural Kansas these are a few that you could hear down at the co-op.
If you were over worked or not feeling well, etc.:
"I feel like a one-legged midget in an ass-kicking contest."
If someone was plain stupid:
"He's dumber than a sack of hammers"
Really busy:
"I'm busier than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond."
If it's raining really hard:
"It's raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock."
Someone who's ugly:
"She's uglier than a mud fence."
Thursday, October 22nd 2009 - 06:30:14 AM
Name: andrew
E-mail address: morris.andrew84@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:worthless as tits on a boar hog
Tuesday, October 20th 2009 - 08:33:49 PM
Name: Vickie Young
E-mail address: hardworkinmom@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandpa used to say,"I could eat the rearend out of a rag doll." when he was hungry.
Tuesday, October 20th 2009 - 07:37:01 PM
Name: Smokey Joe
E-mail address: drake-hill@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When someone asks how some questionable work looks (or if your wife asks if these pants make her butt look big):
A blind man on a trottin' horse can't tell the difference.
Tuesday, October 20th 2009 - 04:58:32 PM
Name: Vonda Mason
E-mail address: vmason1947@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I'll never forget the phrase my dad stated after I commented on some writings that were on a restroom stall .. he said "Fools names 'n fools phrases are always seen in public places". That echoes in my head every time I see it and I just have to smile!

My grandfather would say "Chickens today....feathers tomorrow"...in place of here today, gone tomorrow.

My mother's phrase always comes to mind whenever I face something dreaded (ie: medical tests, surgery, etc.)...
"Just take the bull by the horns 'n git 'r done". That tidbit has brought me thru so very much and I've shared it with many!

Sunday, October 18th 2009 - 11:44:45 PM
Name: Ronnie
E-mail address: ronald.reynolds@comcast.netWhen
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When my grandma would burn her hand on the stove she would hollar, "Shit fire and save matches."
Sunday, October 18th 2009 - 06:24:56 PM
Name: Chipperie
E-mail address: Maidolean26@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I once was told by a doctor when I was in my early twenties that "All things come to those who wait, including the 'wild goose'" and think about this statement for one moment.

If all things come to those who wait, doesn't that suggest that the 'wild goose' doesn't wait.

And then in the next breathe, the 'wild goose' is included with the coming of all things, who wait!

What has waiting got to do with coming of all things?

I always thought that 'weights sink ships!"

Can someone explain this to me?
Friday, October 16th 2009 - 07:36:40 PM
Name: Carolyn Jenkins
E-mail address: stormhillstudio@earthlink.net
Homepage URL: http://mamabesssays.blogspot.com/
Comments:A world and one more.
Everybody and their brother too.
Off like a herd of turtles.

My grandmother Mama Bess used to say these. I know there was probably more and would love to know. I love the turtles one, especially when I'm stuck in traffic. My blog is about my grandmother, living off the land and a lot of down to earth garden wisdom.
Friday, October 16th 2009 - 04:12:51 PM
Name: Phoebe
E-mail address: phoebem@windstream.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"funny people these Chinese" My grandmother would say that, if someone did something strange. I heard an interview of someone who had written a book of old southern sayings. The person doing the interviewing did not believe that people really said these things. I felt sorry for him.
Thursday, October 15th 2009 - 08:39:28 AM
Name: Larry
E-mail address: hsblarry@zeecon.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest."
Tuesday, October 13th 2009 - 08:28:56 AM
Name: Old Man
Homepage URL: http://
Sunday, October 11th 2009 - 06:47:57 AM
Name: pachildress
E-mail address: priscillasavala@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road! courtesy of my daddy
Saturday, October 10th 2009 - 07:47:50 AM
Name: Walter Childress
E-mail address: priscillasavala@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road..
Saturday, October 10th 2009 - 07:44:30 AM
Name: Grady Chandler
E-mail address: priscillasavala@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You look like an earthworm with all the sh@? flung out! (look like a skinny, mess)
Saturday, October 10th 2009 - 07:42:41 AM
Name: Grady Chandler
E-mail address: priscillasavala@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You look like an earthworm with all the sh@? flung out! (look like a skinny, mess)
Saturday, October 10th 2009 - 07:40:10 AM
Name: Froghairs
E-mail address: echore@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Even a skinny cow is grateful come slaughter time.
Thursday, October 8th 2009 - 09:27:09 AM
Name: MARK
E-mail address: GRUNTE4@HOTMAIL.COM
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I AINT SCARED OF YOU, MY MOMMA RAISED A MAN
Friday, October 2nd 2009 - 12:09:59 PM
Name: west
E-mail address: wes.post@comcast.net
Comments:"People like you... well they just wrinkle my butt!"
Friday, September 25th 2009 - 10:35:15 AM
Name: Connor Casey
E-mail address: connormcasey@cox.net
Comments:That barn is closed tighter than a bulls ass in fly season.
Friday, September 25th 2009 - 12:53:58 AM
Name: Lotus
E-mail address: lotuswolf@live.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My father used to say "children should be seen and not heard". Then there was "A watched pot never boils" and "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink".
Wednesday, September 23rd 2009 - 10:03:39 AM
Name: Mert Weikel
E-mail address: rvmert@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My Grandmother used to say, "You are a Caution, You are."
Thursday, September 17th 2009 - 01:50:00 AM
Name: Mert Weikel
E-mail address: rvmert@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:She was so ugly that when the buzzards flew by they would put one wing over their eyes.
Thursday, September 17th 2009 - 01:47:37 AM
Name: carol
E-mail address: applespice54@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:it's colder then a witches tit.
Monday, August 31st 2009 - 11:22:11 AM
Name: carol
E-mail address: applespice54@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That's so good it'll make you kiss your Grandma.
Monday, August 31st 2009 - 11:18:30 AM
Name: ann
E-mail address: jaelahd@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That was more fun than stompin baby chickens!

and

I don't know whether to go bowling or drag a board...I have no idea what that meant.
Sunday, August 30th 2009 - 06:41:40 PM
Name: dag
E-mail address: daddio283@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:A pig in a poke
Saturday, August 29th 2009 - 12:27:11 PM
Name: Donna Lu Smith
E-mail address: slc6201980@yoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother from Missouri would say,"For every stitch you sew on Sunday, you will have to pick it out with your nose in your grave".
Wednesday, August 26th 2009 - 04:34:37 PM
Name: Katherine Brooks
E-mail address: gardens203@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Upon overhearing a neighbor boy (aged 13) ask me: "If Jane doesn't come up this weekend, do you want to go to the hayride with me?" My grandmother called me in the house and said: "You go tell that boy if you can't be the tablecloth you won't be the dishrag". This was in about 1964. I'll never forget it!
Tuesday, August 25th 2009 - 07:31:25 PM
Name: kayak kurt
E-mail address: kurtz@kayaknature.com
Homepage URL: http://www.kayaknature.com
Comments:That food so good it'll make you stand up to slap yur granny!
Friday, August 21st 2009 - 03:13:15 PM
Name: Nancy Maloney
E-mail address: najamal@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Her mouth runs like a bell clapper
Everyone to their own liking said the woman as she kissed the cow

tough titty said the kitty as th milk ran dry
Friday, August 21st 2009 - 01:23:37 PM
Name: Nancy
Homepage URL: http://
Friday, August 21st 2009 - 01:17:36 PM
Name: Tammie
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Country as a sugar sandwich
Thursday, August 20th 2009 - 08:01:02 PM
Name: Sandi
E-mail address: sandisp@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My step-dad~` she's got a face that could bite a nickel watermelon through a picket fence./ We're passing another bone orchard (cemetery)/ He's so ugly, he wasn't just whipped with an ugly stick, but the whole damn tree fell on him!

my mother~~ you gotta dance with the one who brung ya./ I'll knock you into the middle of next week!/ You want me to jerk you up silly? / I came to rattle your cage. ( talk to you)/ I'll turn you every which way but loose!

Private parts ~~ without getting gross or specific: my sis-in-L "squash"/ my mother: "possible" ( comes from a joke about the lady telling her bewildered dr she had washed as far as possible and he told her to go back and wash "possible"/ my mother also said up the "ying yang" as a measure.... too many clothes, or too much work to do ie " She had chores up the ying yang"
Friday, August 14th 2009 - 06:56:06 AM
Name: sandi
E-mail address: sandisp@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You can tell how tall he's gonna be, by how much of him is folded under ( meaning the size of the feet on a growing boy).
You're a "pill". ( meaning hard to take or hard to swallow)
He's no taller than a bee's knees! (short stuff)
I brought you into this world...I can take you OUT!
Were you raised in a barn? ( if door was left open)
This room is a pig sty! ( a plain and simple mess)
Don't let the door hit you in the behind on your way out! ( meaning get on out of here, fast)
Now you're paying for your raisin' ( meaning any tough times your kids give you, you deserve for giving your parents a hard time while growing up)
We're gonna have a 'come to Jesus meeting'. ( a serious talk)
You're a day late and a dollar short.( arriving too late to help)
That house is catty-whompus to the corner. ( The house is not square on the property)
He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! ( disorganized rushing around~~note the chicken is a "HE")
It's snowin' down south. ( meaning your slip is showing)
The barn door's open. ( means he needs to zip up)
It's colder than tits on a boar hog! ( now THAT's COLD!)
It's half a dozen of one or 6 of t'other. ( means it doesn't matter what you choose).
Now you're singin' to the choir. ( telling me something I already know)
It was clean as a whistle. ( not mucked up inside...nothing left)
~~ My Mother...born and raised around Greenville Tx.

It's colder than blue fludgins! ( pronounced like "flew"-gins. ( Don't ask..I don't know, but it's COLD!) ~~ my sister



How talL am I? Why I'm just 5 ft,16 1/2 inches!
I never drink water. It'll rust my innards!
~~ Uncle RA

I just picked a mess'o beans. ( gardening: picked enough for a meal)
He walks like he's got a corncobb stuck up his back end!
~~ my M-I-L

Friday, August 14th 2009 - 06:06:01 AM
Name: sandi
E-mail address: sandisp@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You can tell how tall he's gonna be, by how much of him is folded under ( meaning the size of the feet on a growing boy).
You're a "pill". ( meaning hard to take or hard to swallow)
He's no taller than a bee's knees! (short stuff)
I brought you into this world...I can take you OUT!
Were you raised in a barn? ( if door was left open)
This room is a pig sty! ( a plain and simple mess)
Don't let the door hit you in the behind on your way out! ( meaning get on out of here, fast)
Now you're paying for your raisin' ( meaning any tough times your kids give you, you deserve for giving your parents a hard time while growing up)
We're gonna have a 'come to Jesus meeting'. ( a serious talk)
You're a day late and a dollar short.( arriving too late to help)
That house is catty-whompus to the corner. ( The house is not square on the property)
He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! ( disorganized rushing around~~note the chicken is a "HE")
It's snowin' down south. ( meaning your slip is showing)
The barn door's open. ( means he needs to zip up)
It's colder than tits on a boar hog! ( now THAT's COLD!)
It's half a dozen of one or 6 of t'other. ( means it doesn't matter what you choose).
Now you're singin' to the choir. ( telling me something I already know)
It was clean as a whistle. ( not mucked up inside...nothing left)
~~ My Mother...born and raised around Greenville Tx.

It's colder than blue fludgins! ( pronounced like "flew"-gins. ( Don't ask..I don't know, but it's COLD!) ~~ my sister



How talL am I? Why I'm just 5 ft,16 1/2 inches!
I never drink water. It'll rust my innards!
~~ Uncle RA

I just picked a mess'o beans. ( gardening: picked enough for a meal)
He walks like he's got a corncobb stuck up his back end!
~~ my M-I-L

Friday, August 14th 2009 - 06:05:27 AM
Name: Joan Bell
E-mail address: gramjbel@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:He's as odd as Old Dan's hat band. My Great Aunt Alta Wilson used this expression - I think it's Irish!
Wednesday, August 12th 2009 - 07:22:19 PM
Name: keithehlert
E-mail address: keithehlert@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:aint worth a hoot
hooten nanny
dont give a rats ass
up a creek without a paddle
dumb as a box of rocks
meadow muffin....a cow pie
don't know shit from shinollah
so ugly would chase flys offen a wagon load of goat guts
caint rightly tell
over yonder a ways
slicker than owl shit on a wet branch
could sell shit to a stable
butter would'nt melt in his mouth (a liar)
would rather climb a tree n tell a lie than stand on the ground n tell the truth.
beat you with a knotted ploweye
strange as all get out
weirder than a two headed cat
has a head thicker than a brickbat
give yah a whuppin yah won't soon forgit
don't give a hoot
get shed of that (to get rid of whatever)
more n one way to skin a cat
ain't worth a plug nickel
Wednesday, August 12th 2009 - 03:22:13 AM
Name: Glenn Spraker
E-mail address: gaspraker@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My folks used to say, "He's so crooked, he has to screw his pants on." and "After you shake hands with him, be sure to count your fingers."
Monday, August 10th 2009 - 02:42:46 PM
Name: Debbie Pope
E-mail address: dbpope@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Every time we used to pass a cemetery, my grandma would always say , " There goes another marble orchard."
Sunday, August 9th 2009 - 08:43:01 PM
Name: Angus
E-mail address: angusippi@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:" IT'S HOTTER THAN A WITCHES TIT IN A BRASS BRASSIERE."
Sunday, August 9th 2009 - 08:33:41 PM
Name: Debbie Pope
E-mail address: dbpope@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandfather always used to say , " He was shakin' all over like a dog passin' razor blades." Meaning the person in question was scared or frightened.
Sunday, August 9th 2009 - 08:21:52 PM
Name: Carlos Man of Love
E-mail address: cgl_1111@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:" Rattle yer hocks on back here! "
Thursday, August 6th 2009 - 03:42:45 PM
Name: Joyce
E-mail address: geejaa37073@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has anyone heard of "topping cotton" and if so, what does mean?
Monday, August 3rd 2009 - 07:53:23 AM
Name: Danny-Boy
E-mail address: DANIEL.BURRUS@YAHOO.COM
Homepage URL: http://http://www.myspace.com/danieljamesburrus
Comments:MY GRAMPA USE TO SAY BACK WHEN HE WAS ALIVE... A OLD SAYING THAT REALLY USED TO CRACK ME UP.....WHEN EVER TIMES WERE HARD OR THINGS WEREN'T QUITE GOING HIS WAY.....HE'D SAY "I'M SUCKIN' THE NINTH TIT OF THE PIG" WHICH OF COURSE PIGS ONLY HAVE 8 TITS.
Wednesday, July 29th 2009 - 01:24:33 PM
Name: Truelinor
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:One of my favorites is "Well, slap me thrice and hand me to my mama!"

Then there's also "Slicker than a water on a duck's back".
Tuesday, July 21st 2009 - 11:58:40 PM
Name: Leanne Barnes
E-mail address: loopsb@hotmail.co.uk
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Oh my, my favourite old saying is IF YOU CANT BEAT EM,JOIN EM! This just has so much potential of becoming a modern and cool word for the teens to use. I saw some young people mention this phrase in a youtube video, you should check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyGh5v7t2f4
It was quite interesting to see, however todays society is based upon bullying. My dear old mother used to say this all the time and it is so close to my heart. I grew up with that.
Andrea and Simon and Leanne xx ;)
Monday, July 20th 2009 - 04:53:56 AM
Name: Daniel m smith
E-mail address: katheenl@CABLEONE.NET
Homepage URL: http://
Tuesday, July 14th 2009 - 08:34:40 AM
Name: Daniel M. Smith
E-mail address: katheenl@CABLEONE.NET
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: IM GOING TO KICK A MUD HOLE IN YOUR BUTT AND WALK IT DRY.
Tuesday, July 14th 2009 - 08:32:01 AM
Name: Daniel M. Smith
E-mail address: katheenl@CABLEONE.NET
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:CLOUD UP AN RAIN ALL OVER YOU . WHIP YOUR BUTT
Tuesday, July 14th 2009 - 07:52:50 AM
Name: Daniel M. Smith
E-mail address: katheenl@CABLEONE.NET
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: IVE ABOUT PLAYED MY STRING OUT OR ABOUT WORE MY HORSES OUT RANCH HANDS IN OLD WEST.
Tuesday, July 14th 2009 - 07:48:39 AM
Name: James
E-mail address: airborne1092@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I'd rather run through hades with kerosene britches!

More nervous than a hog on slaughter day.

My mother used to tell me "I'd complain if I were hung with a new rope."
Tuesday, July 14th 2009 - 12:17:32 AM
Name: Heebe Hoobe
E-mail address: carljr.3215@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Look at you. Both of ya'll fatter than a chilly brick.

You pill-headed rascal!

I couldn't make this turn if I was whistling dixie.

Sunday, July 12th 2009 - 07:14:37 PM
Name: pia
E-mail address: piazink@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Damn, if that don't taste like owl pee!" (bad beer)
Tuesday, July 7th 2009 - 07:11:09 AM
Name: Priscilla Zink
E-mail address: piazink@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Slick as snot on a doorknob."
Tuesday, July 7th 2009 - 07:09:52 AM
Name: Priscilla Zink
E-mail address: piazink@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"A real frog stranglin' gully washer." (a heavy rain)
Tuesday, July 7th 2009 - 07:07:23 AM
Name: Justin
E-mail address: Jahslaw@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.justinfrenchfusion.wordpress.com
Comments:If you touch a sore back hoss he'll flinch everytime.
(Hoss = Horse)
Monday, July 6th 2009 - 07:47:50 PM
Name: mel campbell
E-mail address: campbell1644@att.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I'm about ready for the fox farm.
It ment that I was like a horse and when I died they would grind me up and sell me to the fox farm for fox meat.
Friday, July 3rd 2009 - 06:23:52 AM
Name: Bo Hudson
E-mail address: hudson0013@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That boy has more hands than a room full of clocks.
Thursday, June 25th 2009 - 04:33:47 PM
Name: David B
Comments:More slippery than snot on doorknob!
Wednesday, June 24th 2009 - 10:01:41 PM
Name: David Sparks
E-mail address: bigsparky88@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Howdy I started doin' genealogy through a Robert Ragan and I found this wonderful place lookin for a taylor...Well I told him about it and hope he likes it as much as I...Thanks...David...
Monday, June 22nd 2009 - 02:17:51 PM
Name: Rich Chamberlain
E-mail address: rchambo@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:That beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

One side or a leg off!

Sunday, June 14th 2009 - 11:51:00 AM
Name: Liz Williams
E-mail address: lizjwilliams@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Wehn I moved to Arkansas I heard a neighbor say "I'm fuller than a tick on a houndog's ear."
Friday, June 12th 2009 - 07:02:23 AM
Name: susie
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:your cheaters have been checking out my chasey since i met you.
Thursday, June 11th 2009 - 06:50:57 PM
Name: Pigleg
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Your mouth looks like a possums butt in polk berry time." When I would put on red lipstick.
Monday, June 8th 2009 - 06:57:15 PM
Name: Linda
E-mail address: chewgababy@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When my mother would bring in a package and I would aske her what was in it, she would reply, "layover to catch meddlers." To this day I have no idea what she meant except to say "it's none of your business."
Monday, June 8th 2009 - 03:06:54 AM
Name: bill
E-mail address: terbil4@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:when the sun is out and it is raining
"The devil is beating his wife"



does antone know where this originated??
Monday, May 25th 2009 - 05:26:27 PM
Name: Joe Poe
E-mail address: jdppoe45@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My Grandmaw was loaded with old sayings, so one morning we were getting up to go deer hunting and it was raining we were wondering if we should go out and grandmaw blurted out "if its raining before 7 it'll be over by 11, if it starts after 8 it'll rain till its late" and the wierd part is that it holds true most of the time.
Monday, May 25th 2009 - 06:55:19 AM
Name: doc
E-mail address: docwatchout@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:my grampa used to say to me:

"that boy's no bigger than a steer a second after."
Sunday, May 24th 2009 - 10:22:06 PM
Name: Becky
E-mail address: squidge_17@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I am so mad I could tear a kleenex
Sunday, May 10th 2009 - 10:29:48 AM
Name: Erica
E-mail address: moonbeam0003@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:lord willing and the creek dont run dry...
Saturday, May 9th 2009 - 11:53:07 AM
Name: Chrissy
E-mail address: esntloil@yahoo.ca
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Liked your site!

My old sayings:
Slower than the 2nd coming.
Wound up like the Barber's cat.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger. (wallpaper)
Noisier than 2 skeltons dancin' on the roof in a hailstorm.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
:D
Wednesday, May 6th 2009 - 08:41:40 PM
Name: arlene
E-mail address: arleneg65@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen
meaner than a one-eyed snake
i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that
you aint worth 2 cents
you aint got 2 cents to rub together
your foot dont fit no limb
i knock you six ways til sunday

i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know.
Wednesday, April 29th 2009 - 04:44:17 PM
Name: arlene
E-mail address: arleneg65@suddenlink.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:a few old sayings for you
madder than an old wet hen
meaner than a one-eyed snake
i wouldnt take a plug nickel for that
you aint worth 2 cents
you aint got 2 cents to rub together
your foot dont fit no limb
i knock you six ways til sunday

i am making a list with my friends and would love to send them to you if you are interested, let me know.
Wednesday, April 29th 2009 - 04:44:06 PM
Name: joe poe
E-mail address: jdppoe45@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:grandmaw allways had a sayin for different things but my favorite one is, if it rains before 7 it'll be over by 11, and if it rains after 8 it'll rain till its late
Sunday, April 26th 2009 - 03:19:17 PM
Name: Chris H.
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When I was a kid and my Dad was playing pool with me. He would make a good shot and say "How 'bout them apples!"
Thursday, April 23rd 2009 - 01:52:02 PM
Name: LULU
E-mail address: Seabreeze215@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:

"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow."
Saturday, April 11th 2009 - 04:39:45 AM
Name: LULU
E-mail address: Seabreeze215@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother used to say this when she wanted something that not many others might want:

"Everyone to their fancy, and me to my Nancy, said the old lady as she kissed her cow."
Saturday, April 11th 2009 - 04:39:11 AM
Name: Tom
E-mail address: tommysutter@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Youre as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.
Thursday, April 9th 2009 - 05:51:41 PM
Name: lward
E-mail address: lward@tds.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
Wednesday, April 8th 2009 - 09:20:43 AM
Name: lward
E-mail address: lward@tds.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
Wednesday, April 8th 2009 - 09:20:23 AM
Name: Don Fox
E-mail address: two_foxes@hotmail.com
Comments:My old saying is "He's crazy like a fox". The OED takes it back to 1935, but i think it's older. Anyone out there that can refute of support that?
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 - 07:53:46 PM
Name: Daryln Marlar
E-mail address: bare25428@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My family calls the glove comartment a possumbox
Saturday, April 4th 2009 - 07:46:09 PM
Name: Franchesca
E-mail address: icecream901@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The frogs cricket.
The big cheese.
The cat's meow.
The dog's bark.
The pillow's fluff.
The man's mustache.
The nose's nostrils.
He's a goner.
He's donziez.
RADICAL.
I like peas.
Friday, March 27th 2009 - 11:04:16 AM
Name: Rebekah Morley
E-mail address: Rebekah.Morley@HCAHealthcare.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"I would talk to ya, but, you wud think I was in the cups!"
Friday, March 27th 2009 - 12:30:28 AM
Name: Brooke
E-mail address: tatertot3908@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:yessday - not yesterday
ima get that butter bean - your about to get spanked
go finda good switch - your about to get spanked
bull butter - bull shit
Monday, March 23rd 2009 - 09:24:19 AM
Name: Joe Mckenzie
E-mail address: dunedin1988@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has the mail left yet.
Sunday, March 15th 2009 - 04:48:16 AM
Name: Starr aLDRIDGE
E-mail address: starr.aldridge@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:i love this!!!!
Tuesday, March 10th 2009 - 03:46:40 PM
Name: Jody Dillard
E-mail address: jody@dillard.net
Homepage URL: http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/d/i/l/Jody-S-Dillard/
Comments:When my mother was busy trying to get things done, she would tell us to leave her alone because she had 'forty-leven' things to do.
Monday, March 9th 2009 - 09:20:27 PM
Name: April
E-mail address: lirpascorpio@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My grandmother from Eastern Carolina always said, "She's in high-cotton." Meaning just about as pleased as a person could be.
Monday, March 9th 2009 - 06:38:44 PM
Name: Geri
E-mail address: geriedwards@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:How 'bout "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs", or "as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest", or " as clumsy as a bull in a china shop", or "the chickens always come home to roost"
Sunday, March 8th 2009 - 05:07:13 PM
Name: molly
E-mail address: mrohan@gvtc.com
Homepage URL: http://google.com
Comments:this is what my grandma always used to say and now my mom says it to: "whatever floats your boat"
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 05:31:40 PM
Name: Savannah K
E-mail address: kings93@ymail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Was ya weaned on a pickle
or
Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat!
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 03:13:19 PM
Name: Savannah K
E-mail address: kings93@ymail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Was ya weaned on a pickle
or
Well i'll be a son of a long eared goat!
Wednesday, March 4th 2009 - 03:13:18 PM
Name: smith
E-mail address: ewsartist@embarq.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"On the Bum." It has nothing to do with body parts
Sunday, March 1st 2009 - 01:06:25 PM
Name: pats
E-mail address: Misskitty2008@live.ca
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hi heres one...Tell that to a dead horse and he will kick your brains out.
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 09:46:26 PM
Name: Jeff Martin
E-mail address: jeff.martin1@insightbb.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I always wonder how old some of sayings ive heard.just how far back they go like "I FEEL AS PERT AS A RUTTIN BUCK or "HOLD YOUR BRITCHES"
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 04:42:41 PM
Name: Shawnie
E-mail address: patricknshawnie@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Everytime I asked Ma "What fur"? She would say "Cat fur to make kitten britches".
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 01:26:49 PM
Name: Brian Harrison
E-mail address: jbhtide@yahoo,com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle! Meaning of course I would or I do, stupid!
Friday, February 27th 2009 - 07:31:15 AM
Name: Lieura
E-mail address: rast@casscomm.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:It's good enough for who it's for.
Thursday, February 26th 2009 - 08:35:38 AM
Name: Stanley mason
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:They say you should never eat fish in a month with an R in it.
Monday, February 23rd 2009 - 09:06:56 AM
Name: scoot
E-mail address: mcradencrock@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Smells bad enough to scare a buzzard from a manure wagon.
Friday, February 20th 2009 - 08:56:19 AM
Name: kellie
E-mail address: kelliemcauley11@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:if you put an umberella up in the house you will get bad luck
Wednesday, February 18th 2009 - 11:47:06 AM
Name: Jan Carpenter
E-mail address: hellousa@volcano.net
Comments:He's lower then a snakes as in a wagon track!
Monday, February 16th 2009 - 03:32:47 PM
Name: ashley
E-mail address: pinkmonkey10@optonline.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:you catch more flies with honey, then you do with vinegar .
Thursday, February 12th 2009 - 10:23:12 AM
Name: J Tracy
E-mail address: jtrace@comcast.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The first hundred is the worst!
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 05:02:48 PM
Name: Cyndy Woller
E-mail address: hawtie48@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Several years ago I was at a wives club meeting. One of the members wasn't there and the others asked where she was. I had talked to her earlier in the day so I told them she was "down in the back". A few minutes later, I was asked again and I repeated that "she was down in the back." Come to find out, they thought she was in another room and I meant that she wasn't coming because her back hurt!
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 10:35:08 AM
Name: Betty Edwards
E-mail address: bettyedwards@sbcglobal.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:The puppy dog pied you on the stump and the sun hached you,
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 - 06:12:39 AM
Name: Mert
E-mail address: rvmert@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
Tuesday, February 10th 2009 - 09:17:31 PM
Name: trent
E-mail address: trentlandry08@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:if you put a dress on a pig, its still a pig.
Monday, February 9th 2009 - 05:30:54 PM
Name: Jerome R. Barber
E-mail address: jrbarber27@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"You'll don't believe Fat meat is greasy"
Monday, February 9th 2009 - 12:27:26 PM
Name: Harry Shelton
E-mail address: hfshelton1945@embarqmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Has anyone ever heard when the food is getting low, "It's time to put on your cap bundle."
Thursday, February 5th 2009 - 04:41:16 AM
Name: Jim
E-mail address: jimtaylor1@fuse.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My mother would often say, "Cat's fur to make kitten's britches.". I never had a clue what it meant. Any idea?
Saturday, January 31st 2009 - 09:09:48 PM
Name: Don
E-mail address: dc4pres@cfl.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Never seen a chicken's ass until the wind blows
Saturday, January 31st 2009 - 07:51:33 PM
Name: BOB FRANK
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:COPE A SNEAK
Wednesday, January 28th 2009 - 09:04:34 AM
Name: Wayne Rider
E-mail address: waynerider@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:"Slicker than hot snot on a china door knob"
"That's enough to puke a dead dog off a gut wagon"
Monday, January 26th 2009 - 06:51:03 PM
Name: anna
E-mail address: annahengst123@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:A stitch in time saves nine. (if you give something attention when it first needs it, it'll take less mending than if you wait till it's far gone)
Sunday, January 25th 2009 - 07:20:10 PM
Name: Jimmy Hyde
E-mail address: carthenh1950@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:When something is good you might say
This is so good it would make a Tadpole tug a whale
Sunday, January 25th 2009 - 05:37:38 AM
Name: melany
E-mail address: melanyswanson@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:My farite sayin is the early bird always gettin the warm
Friday, January 23rd 2009 - 04:18:56 PM
Name: Lachelle Hall
E-mail address: lachellehall@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Being from Kentucky and having moved to PA I say things that others here seem to stare and wonder. Here are a few sayings that I grew up with.

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

He's a flea bag eating varmit.

So ugly you have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

He pert nert got runned over

He's as onry as a fox in a chicken house.
Friday, January 23rd 2009 - 01:11:41 PM
Name: Louis
E-mail address: louis185@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Grinning like a mule eatin briars though a barb wire fence.
Thursday, January 22nd 2009 - 06:39:43 PM
Name: Bob Hampton
E-mail address: qtipnbet46@cox.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:You can fool some of the people some of the time -- etc etc
help !! I forgot the rest
Sunday, January 18th 2009 - 11:44:35 AM
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