Ruairí Robinson just testing to see if this works... Thursday, February 2nd 2006 - 07:06:53 PM

me this site sucks and you are a retard. I have no respect for you in the morning. Fifty percent grey sucks because I don't get it. It's stupid. Yours sincerely Ruairí Robinson Thursday, February 2nd 2006 - 07:52:45 PM

ger roe Rory i made you bitch you'd still be rendering shite in a basement on frederick's st. you owe me big scale. talk soon g. Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 03:05:15 AM

Katherine Howya Ruairi, what were you nominated for the Oscar for (four years ago)? And were you in Heat magazine afterwards? Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 04:01:49 AM

Ruari Robinson Wow I really made your list? Fuck you too, you cant touch me with no Giraffe Kind regards, Ruari Robinson (editors note - posted by professional Comedian Ed Bruce. Oh how we laughed.) Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 04:45:44 AM

mike [e] I like boobies ones that gigle... Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 06:29:23 AM

mike v. jig·gled, jig·gling, jig·gles v. intr. To move or rock lightly up and down or to and fro in an unsteady, jerky manner: The gelatin jiggled on the plate. Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 06:33:14 AM

we miss you so much bleeeeeh bleh fuck wank bleeeh... (edit by R.R. - I get the gist) Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 06:40:07 AM

SUMS ONE Where are ya, ya fuckin cock smoker.. Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 09:07:23 AM

Your Producer Wheres the film???? Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 10:02:11 AM

Ruairí Robinson ger roe >>> Rory i made you bitch you'd still be rendering shite in a basement on frederick's st. you owe me big scale. Hey Ger, good to hear from you again. Btw I was never in the basement on frederick's st. Which casts considerable doubt over the veracity of your statements, as well as calling into question your credibility and honesty and integrity as a human being. If you go to confession on sunday, I can forgive you. If you don't go, well I have my spies. I'll know. If you'll recall, the real truth of the matter is that you were working as a waitress in a coctail bar, when I met you... Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now And I can put you back down too. Friday, February 3rd 2006 - 11:45:10 AM

James Hey Ruairi, man I love your work. I've followed your career closely since 50% grey and this website really helps showcase your tallent. You are one of the best guys in animation I know of today. I'm sure you will continue to have a wonderful career in animation making plenty of good ones like fifty % grey and those great milk commercials. Keep up the great work and don't be too hard on yourself, you're not that fat! Regards James Saturday, February 4th 2006 - 09:54:26 AM

mark tsang [e] [h] I agree with everything stated above Saturday, February 4th 2006 - 01:45:56 PM

John [e] [h] Move along folks, nothing to see here... Sunday, February 5th 2006 - 07:49:43 AM

TRUTHBTOLD Hey Ruairi, man I hate your work. I've havent followed your career closely since the shit 50% grey and this website really helps showcase your lack of tallent. You are one of the worst guys in animation I know of today. I'm sure you will continue to have a wonderful career in macdonalds making plenty of good burgers like the bigmac and those great milk shakes. Keep up the contnual shit work and do be hard on yourself, you are that fat! Regards Sunday, February 5th 2006 - 08:57:02 AM

Ronnie Kline [e] I simply cannot wait to be cast in your new movie. Monday, February 6th 2006 - 04:03:28 PM

Einnor Enilk Last night I finally met the infamous Ruairi Robinson at a Hollywood watering hole. Although very short in stature, his personality is larger than life. He was making out with Scarlett Johansson in a corner booth when I approached him, and seemed almost relieved by my intrusion. He spent hours and hours with me discussing everything from politics to women’s fashions. For those of you out there who want to know, Mr. Robinson is very approachable and doesn't mind signing autographs. In fact, he insisted on signing more than I actually asked for. He loves talking about his work and his high-rolling friends Ronnie, Lu and Yo. I guess this Ronnie he kept raving on about is this actor from LA starring in his next film. And to you, Mr. Robinson, I just want to thank you (and Scarlett) for taking the time to visit with me all night long for hours and hours and hours. Tuesday, February 7th 2006 - 06:25:07 PM

Lu [e] Oh Ruairi, it was great having you in LA, it’s been loads of fun…aside of course for the tasteless jokes, blatant misogyny and nonsensical drunken babbling. I think I may even kinda miss you. Looking forward to the next adventure…in the meanwhile sending you a firm yet affectionate smack on the noggin. xo Tuesday, February 7th 2006 - 06:42:03 PM

Mrs Robinson ...so for once i'm being seduced.........nice...... Thursday, February 9th 2006 - 09:39:16 AM

Fred Does anyone know where the toilets are? What do you mean they're for customers only - I pay my god damn taxes....... Thursday, February 9th 2006 - 11:49:13 AM

Owen Mc Loughlin Very Nice Friday, February 10th 2006 - 12:52:04 AM

saint [e] Good afternoon, hollywood rock star, Great site Raw..reeee...It's superb, I really like the.. if you want to cantact me ...go fuck yourself!! Sorry..I mean ... Nice One..I think i rememeber saying that you should.. say.. or do what you feel but..Jesus! Anyway, (The Historical Legend) ED-DA-BRUCE (no relation) showed me the rest of the Milk ad's...They are brilliant, Well done..Class...Respect..and thing. Is there a directors cut of Thorntons?.. Where the Turkey gets it in the end?...Oh And by the way don't panic...I don't have a DVD of Point Blank..But,I know a man who does.... Respect..and.. in, an, all, and in an anyways... Saint. Thursday, February 16th 2006 - 01:31:32 PM

Stu [e] [h] rooo-owww-reeee! you rock! stu Friday, February 24th 2006 - 02:02:22 AM

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booze-buddy When u back in Dublin? This beer doesnt drink it self you know... Tuesday, March 7th 2006 - 02:38:28 AM

preidy [e] ruairi is fun because he has boobs that jiggle Friday, March 10th 2006 - 08:20:10 AM

Cliquez hello ruairi you have lovely pages. very well done. when will the film 'The Leveller' be in the cinema? i look towards it very much. Cliquez Sunday, March 12th 2006 - 11:26:58 AM

eoinsy alright dude! milk ads look fuckin great! Well done! Monday, March 20th 2006 - 04:22:56 AM

fiona [e] [h] Excellent work!! I envy you. Im just signing your gest book cause I had to take mine of the pages, only sex links in the comments.:( Monday, March 20th 2006 - 07:43:14 PM

Ruairi Topping [e] Hey you rock man, I typed in my name on yahoo cause I was bored and I found your site, pretty strange.. Saturday, March 25th 2006 - 11:55:35 AM

Sterling Youngman [e] I love your style. I burst out laughing, and looked out the window to see if my neighbors noticed. Very funny!!!! Thursday, April 6th 2006 - 11:02:28 AM

Binger [h] Hey, cool site. Did anyone ever tel you you're a <a href="http://kooktalk.com">kook</a>? Just teasing! Sunday, April 16th 2006 - 07:13:24 PM

Laguna Company Very well-designed site. Will check out the short films here shortly. Laguna Company Friday, April 21st 2006 - 05:12:33 AM

Laguna Company Also wanted to ask what kind of features you wanted to make. Not that I could help with that. Sorry. Say, a movie charting your rise to Oscar-nominated glory might be fun ;) Laguna Company Friday, April 21st 2006 - 05:15:36 AM

Dimitris K. [e] Hey Ruairí, As an aspiring film director myself, I have to say that you are the kind of individual that makes me want to congratulate you, and kill you just afterwards... You're so talented, and I don't need that kind of competition man! Plus, you won an Oscar®. Oh no. Wait. You didn't. You just got nominated. But until I have more Oscar® nominations than you, I'll admit that you're fucking awesome. Which means that I'll admit that for at least the next XX years... Keep up the good work! Me P.S.1.: Also notice how I bother using the REGISTERED symbol when I reference the OSCAR® above? This is because I do have respect for authority. P.S.2.: By the way, "50% Grey" rules! Saturday, June 3rd 2006 - 11:19:42 AM

The King "that blokes a nutter, Oii NuTtEr!" See ya in Kinsale... Maybe youll win some more awards? Or just our hearts........ Thursday, September 7th 2006 - 05:05:41 AM

Ben, the tallest one in the family! Has Anybody seen my fucking Keys? Saturday, October 14th 2006 - 11:03:12 AM

Karl Kinsella [e] Came to visit, stayed to laugh (At all the right places...I think) Excellent stuff. Saturday, October 28th 2006 - 09:13:39 AM

Bo Mosley [e] [h] Hey, nice work. Looking forward to your film. But I hope this one doesn't win because then i'll feel better about myself. :) Just kidding. Good luck! Bo Tuesday, October 31st 2006 - 12:50:18 PM

Marilyn You are a very funny, charming guy, and ultimately super-talented! Congrats on Fifty Percent Grey, loved it. You mentioned on the CG forum that you posted The Silent City trailer and effects breakdown, but...I CANNOT find it. Please help and thanks! Wednesday, November 1st 2006 - 09:49:45 AM

Marilyn Woops...I mean I cannot find the video(s) on YouTube. Wednesday, November 1st 2006 - 09:57:24 AM

Paul fuck you you sexy bastard Wednesday, November 1st 2006 - 10:32:12 AM

Pete Cheers for posting the VFX breakdowns - beautiful work. If there's any justice, you'll get a feature. Wednesday, November 1st 2006 - 11:35:08 AM

Edward Its a beautiful world when a guy like you succeeds. Friday, November 3rd 2006 - 04:15:52 AM

Bob [e] [h] It frightens me muchly that you can fluently quote Human League songs. Weirdo. P.S. Very nice work. All of it. P.P.S. Don't let 'em chew you up and spit you out. Unless you like that kind of thing. P.P.P.S. Whaddaya mean how do I know it's the Human League? Uhh... I, er... Wednesday, November 8th 2006 - 07:24:17 PM

robert [e] [h] Hi Ruairi, Please keep us posted on release info with your new work! Silent City looks fantastic! Can't wait to see. Hope all is well. Cheers, Robert Animation Show Tuesday, November 14th 2006 - 03:50:20 PM

TP MAC CURTAIN [e] From one expanded ego to another. Great meeting you last nite 'me ol son'. With pages like these you can't go wrong...keep up the good work.....your distant uncle tp Saturday, December 16th 2006 - 09:24:39 AM

Someone [e] hmm, nice work, but you seem like a dick, no seriously! Thursday, December 21st 2006 - 02:50:22 PM

Finn hey Saturday, January 27th 2007 - 06:30:26 AM

ryan [e] [h] love the copy. you rock. i mean i hate you. nice work tho, keep it up. Tuesday, February 13th 2007 - 09:41:54 AM

amigo [h] Fsck, I lived the day to see that acted short finished after so many years. I hope those low lives in Holly-wood finally give you a chance on the big screen instead of defaulting to the googoo-ga crap that Pixar makes each year. Oh yeah, and this time get a real spin-doctor - you know how bad you are in creating hype yourself :P Cheerz! Wednesday, February 21st 2007 - 08:01:12 PM

ADT Great site. Real funny. Fifty percent grey was great and Silent city was great too. I am looking forward to watching your work in the future. Sunday, March 4th 2007 - 06:01:04 AM

Steo [h] ha man reading your page made my day, its fookin mad funny! "ridden with hilarity" so it is. Monday, March 5th 2007 - 08:37:16 AM

johnjohn [e] feckin legend Thursday, March 8th 2007 - 08:49:04 AM

Ivan Reese [e] [h] I like your animations! I'm a novice 3D artist myself, though I've fallen out of the habit (kicked it, if you will) recently in favor of recording music. It's so bloody hard to mix the two, being bloody-fuck expensive in more than just the time-consuming fashion. I've got the Hi-Def torrent of Silent City on the download, and I watched that cool grey-ish short that was nominated for some "Ochre" award or something like that... you seemed very excited about it, whatever it was.. "Oswald"? "Oscillator"? Who knows. Good stuff, all around. Friday, March 9th 2007 - 08:58:45 AM

You're a very talented man Wednesday, March 14th 2007 - 08:59:51 AM

foodi why in the name of all that is holy is DEMON by Eoin Ryan only available on crap-on-a-stick youtube? the quality is SHIT!!!!! and the film BRILLIANT! can someone please get in touch with this kid and get the film uploaded to the p2p networks? bit-torrent? hello? please? you know him, ruairi! hes your friend!!!! PLEASE! that said, great work from you and all your buddies. sorry to use the guestbook for this , but i found no other means of contacting you. (didn't want to bug your talent agent :P) thanks! Foodi Saturday, March 24th 2007 - 10:24:02 PM

foodi why in the name of all that is holy is DEMON by Eoin Ryan only available on crap-on-a-stick youtube? the quality is SHIT!!!!! and the film BRILLIANT! can someone please get in touch with this kid and get the film uploaded to the p2p networks? bit-torrent? hello? please? you know him, ruairi! hes your friend!!!! PLEASE! that said, great work from you and all your buddies. sorry to use the guestbook for this , but i found no other means of contacting you. (didn't want to bug your talent agent :P) thanks! Foodi Saturday, March 24th 2007 - 10:52:02 PM

Colleen wow What you do is amazing! I just watched your silent city effects breakdown whoaaaaa yeah Sunday, April 1st 2007 - 12:36:22 AM

Audrey [e] so you won't look like an eejit. Wednesday, May 2nd 2007 - 03:20:44 PM

Sean O'Donnell [e] [h] Amazing work Ruairi, I would love to see a feature set in the Silent City world. You should stick Silent City up on revver.com, you would reach a pretty cool audience and make a few bucks in the process (I work for em so I am biased). Saturday, June 9th 2007 - 09:29:29 PM

Ne0v001 [e] Don't try and pronounce my name. If you do, good luck with it. I love the work on the The Silent City. Seriously. Like, I'm not even joking. Okay, I might be a little, but not really. Damnit, you get the point. Keep up the good work. Thursday, July 26th 2007 - 11:36:07 PM

blackmanok [e] [h] YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Sunday, July 29th 2007 - 09:12:37 PM

Ruairi Byrne [e] [h] Hello Great website Left you a message on myspace... :) Wednesday, August 22nd 2007 - 09:25:14 PM

el buche Mr wobinson.. you alive? Still in the GAY parEEE.? Or in LA? bla bla bla Wednesday, September 26th 2007 - 07:27:19 AM

Ruairi Conneely [e] Really liked The Silent City, fellow Ruairi. It was like one of those 5 page stories that used to be in 2000Ad. Wednesday, October 31st 2007 - 11:07:46 AM

Tory Miles silent city was excellent Sunday, November 4th 2007 - 10:51:16 PM

Ruairi O'Brien [e] [h] Dear Ruairi, I'm glad you pronounce your name Raw-Ree. I pronounce my name Roo-ree. This way if we're in the same room and someone calls one of us there should be no confusion. This means that this town IS big enough for the both of us! Of coure the rest of the world might just get confused and get it wrong but in theory we should be safe. I like your site. Not just the work on there but the writing. I think if it were an industrial cementists site it would still be fun. So I'll be back. Ruairi O'Brien. Monday, November 5th 2007 - 04:53:08 AM

His Imperial Majesty Frank Horrigan II Liked Silent City. But only because I'm a FALLOUT fan. Sunday, December 16th 2007 - 12:45:54 PM

Javaid Yousaf [e] Just saw fifty percent guy...spent hours thinking about what it meant...the guy....heaven....purgotory.....hell. Didn't get it but then again wasn't meant to. An amazing short movie, if I hadn't gone onto the website I would have probably sent days thinking about it. Sunday, December 16th 2007 - 01:05:53 PM

Unimportant [e] [h] ... wow... i watched "the silent city" on youtube... amazing... truly amazing... taking up space!!! still taking up space spaaaaaccceeeeee!!!!! oh dear lord!! Saturday, January 26th 2008 - 08:50:46 AM

Sridhar Reddy [e] All the best with 'Akira', mate! You're proof that hard work and persistence pays off. Have fun with it. :o) Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 06:04:57 AM

Tim N [e] Hey, heard you're making Akira...well good luck to you sir.(If it finally leaves developmental heaven/purgatory/hell..cause well at the moment the progress of that movie has often looked very similar to 50% Grey)) You definitely seem to have the chops artistically as "The Silent City" definitely suggests. And got a wicked sense of humor to boot! Although I am concerned over how you will successfully direct this movie sufficiently while being very very dead. You will probably never read this anyway, considering how busy you are....but yeah, felt like venting what I feel...no harm in that. PS - The SFX work you produce on your own is amazing...I guess it is because you put more effort into it and have more time than some of the mediocre sfx you see in big hollywood movies (permitted they are on a harsh deadline). Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 06:22:54 AM

Glen [e] You better not fuck up Akira....... ¬_¬ Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 02:17:07 PM

marty [e] Yes curb is good, but blackadder would be/have been the best in my humble one? Thursday, February 21st 2008 - 03:27:04 PM

borregoelectrico [e] humm men,,, i dont write in english very well ,,,, coz iam a mexican boy,, but ,, i realy enjoy your page ,,,, yes and i want to be a film maker too,,, so i get envi of you,,, because yor achieves ,,,, im still studig to make my "opera prima" so dont get to far because still in te fight,,, may be see you in one time o another in some "festival de cine " ,,,, saludos,,, and congratulations for Akira !!!,,,,,if you need some tecnical advise about ummm ,,mexican tequila ,,,call me,,, adios Friday, February 22nd 2008 - 04:12:51 PM

The Grammys Well, at least you got something. Here ya go. Monday, March 3rd 2008 - 02:30:29 PM

Nikola Tasic [e] [h] BRAVO Ruairí. Can't wait to see AKIRA!!! Please give your best on it as you have done till now! Hope to work one day with you! It seems like so much FUN!!! Tuesday, March 4th 2008 - 06:11:17 PM

Kelley Van Dilla [e] [h] So I was catching up on Hollywood gossip on www.firstshowing.net and I read that a live action Akira was in the works. Somehow, I just couldn't grasp the possibility that that might be a good idea. Then I hopped on over to your youtube page and viewed The Silent City. wow. I see why they chose you. I think that, while the animated version will always have special place in my heart, your version just topped my list of movies that I am excited about (in a very positive way.) I am an aspiring artist, actor, and film maker myself, and hope to pursue all three next year in college. My most recent film (the only one on my youtube I actually spent some time working on) can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/user/kelleydvd (its the featured one (Velocity (Final)).) Got enough parentheses? I would be honored to receive comments and or criticism from you. Oh, and here's some art if you're interested: http://hisorpheus.deviantart.com/ I look forward to seeing your next project, and from hearing from you. Many thanks -Kelley Van Dilla Thursday, March 6th 2008 - 06:39:51 PM

elle ko [e] [h] put me in akira put me in it. come on! come on, come on! put me in it. i like frosted mini wheats, too! dude. come on. ok i'm done. p.s. a dreambook guestbook on a mono column homepage is a nice blast from the past, much like akira. control the noise ahhh. Sunday, June 29th 2008 - 02:34:22 PM

Forrest Covington [e] Hi Ruarerirawerae, I have to say your site amuses me somewhat. Peep up the good skirt, Cov Thursday, July 10th 2008 - 07:55:41 AM

whatever [e] YOU are a FELTCHER Wednesday, July 16th 2008 - 09:09:44 AM

You better not fuck up Akira! At least your not American. Friday, July 25th 2008 - 01:44:43 AM

badoli [h] Wow! You got ur directing hands on my favourite anime. Please make it a good one,... pleeeease or you would make me cry and i'm a grown up man and shouldn't cry like a little baby! Well, i guess i should trust you on that one, after all Silent City was great! Monday, August 18th 2008 - 10:15:38 AM

dom [e] please don't ruin Akira Monday, August 25th 2008 - 04:38:26 PM

Michael Anthony Snowden [e] You have an ego big enough to be a black porno star! That being said, I can see why. You make films, short or tall, POP! I've been writing professionally for almost twenty years. I think I've seen it all and kicked enough ass around town to be noted as a bad boy with a bad apple complex, but YOU CAN FUCKING DIRECT YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF!! Okay, enough sucking on your left nut. You really have the juice. I came to your site after I found out you where the fucking loser (Well, really the winner) who was directing "Akira." One of my all time favorite movies. I thought, "How did this cocksucker get to director Akira?!" So, I came here to see what your were all about and FUCK YOU! You really put your money shot where you mouth is. No shit, your work is up there with the best. It's about time we start seeing someone grab nuts and go out and make these great pieces of short fiction. And knowing that you did this with one arm tied behind your back (Meaning, you did 95 percent of the work by yourself) is fucking amazing.... Okay, I'm not sucking your right nut, no matter what.... but you are the real fucking deal and continue to big up that ego of yours. You have every right to.... Why isn't Hollywood A-listing this cocksucker (and I mean that in a nice way) is the most puzzling thing. You have the gift. You are the one. The fucking A-badass jedi. Keep up the great work and please keep me posted about your future works... damn, I'm a fucking fan of someone. I can't believe it. Cheers. Thursday, August 28th 2008 - 02:44:49 PM

Pinyl [e] Hey man, I really liked Silent City. I'm not sure how I found it but as soon as I started watching it I (thinking it was a trailer) started looking for a torrent for the movie. Damn, how I wish it were a feature length film. I love that wasteland look of the burned out city and the overall appearance of the soldiers was great. Also, the skeletal sniper looked really fucking cool!! Also, I like how death came flying the fuck out of that building and out toward the soldier on the radio. Especially the part where it blasts that busted car out of the way. You should direct Mad Max IV. Anyway don't sweat the assholes bitching about Akira, they're going to bitch no matter how you do it because it's going to be a different medium (just as we see with Fallout 3). I think you can do it, you've definitely shown that you can lay down some assbad upfucked post-apocalyptic city action and capture the sweet&sour moods of isolation and hopelessness. Hopefully they'll let you rock it RC (fuck those Aussies if they're gov't won't let them buy it) so you can get all that gritty human baseness of Akira into the film. I will say that I just hope to God the film is in Japanese with English subtitles because the English version of Akira just can't capture the goodness of its Japanese glory. Push those cut up envelopes brother. Assault those dirty bastards. Hopefully these big media companies start to realize that there are those of us out here who want some hardcore noir shit and not the same retarded Colon Farrell, Matt Damon, watered down, over hyped shit they've been putting out. I'm sick of seeing movies without any ugly people in them! Get some real, /real/ ugly motherfuckers for extras in Akira if you dig it. Anyway, enough said, keep truckin'. Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 10:52:07 PM

Adam Reilly Greetings all the way from Cape Town. I enjoyed the short films. The Silent City was pretty cool. I can't wait to see your feature films. Best wishes Adam Friday, November 14th 2008 - 02:34:21 AM

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