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Jopes.
Sunday, January 3rd 2010 - 03:40:47 PM 
| Yubi Shines
sez:
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Heh. I was flicking through the Umiliphus' Comics archive, having found it through the BnG Wiki (because it is four in the morning and there really is nothing else to do how about drinking or masturbating or murdering or nothing?), and noticed the Karnak banner. "Woah," I said, "Something I made has been internet-trashed by a stranger. I'm famous!"
Well, I did not say that, because, four in the morning and also because most sites are viewed more in a day than mine is in a year. But yes, I made that banner for Karnak. I might have been deathly pained at your comments, but I think I made it about four years ago, possibly three, so I'm about as mortified by it as anyone else.
I will, however, point out a few errors in your critique: Firstly, that was not a glow filter blendificater mode, it was airbrushed, as in those enlightened days, filters not in the Filters option were unknown to me. Secondly, the background was pilfered from some website or other, subjected to approximately sixty-eight filters that were not glow filters, and pasted there. Thus heralded a bright future in website graphic design. I eventually felt bad about being mean to Karnak (that was but a mere three and a half years ago), but not his graphics. I just assumed he made the title picture himself because it matched up with the comics so well/badly. I don't suppose you really made those, too? The word "blendificater" sounds familiar, though a look at my personal records suggests I used neither it nor filter, and I surely would have spelt it with an O, besides. I only noted that the red font is glowing, and ehhh the background. I think you've just become very sensitive about font related issues over time, if your tutorial on comic lettering is any indication. Was it not, after all, Eeplivopu who said ARRRRRAAAAGH! I'VE BEEN SHOT!You might want to add something about always using CAPITAL LETTERS. Lower-case have given me more trouble than a plateful of pink onions. And now you know! Aren't you happy at acquiring this new knowledge? I'm just glad someone has used my guestbook again. I thought it was done. As a birth-day present this is a bit disappointing, but I should probably take what I can get.
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| Also, this |
WCS |
Saturday, March 17th 2007 - 05:00:39 AM
Tuesday, December 26th 2006 - 08:51:16 PM
| Mxy
sez:
|
The latest page of your comic reminded me of a porno movie I once watched, in which aliens from planet Sexylvania set up a motel and fill the rooms with spy cameras. The aliens liked watching the couples staying in the motel from a monitoring room similar to the one in your comic.
Haw? Bah, I've been found out!
The main difference is that in their monitoring room the aliens had a sex-o-meter, a machine they could use to measure and increase the level of horniness in each room.
I'll just be rewriting the next part...
Also, I believe the phrase "love nectar" hasn't been used by your characters, at least not yet.
You should not be so naive.
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| Also, this |
BizWeb |
Monday, October 30th 2006 - 11:22:23 PM
| Clemintine
sez:
|
Francis Rexford Ass, or twit with an a as he shall now be referenced, from- my least favorite type of- Fruit College of Art needs to don an un-straight hat and "fap" off! I retract that,Cooley boy doesn't deserve the pleasure. Are you drunk?
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| Also, this |
Paier has fallen from grace |
Thursday, August 17th 2006 - 01:39:09 AM
| Venice Goldenguard!
sez:
|
Hello, I came to this place searching for a Super Mario Bros walkthrough. Your walkthrough isn't very good because it doesn't help me with the game. Thank you very much.
Venice Goldenguard!HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME, MORTAL PLEBEIAN! RTFCONTACT RULES! I'M BLOCKING YOU ON AIM!
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| Also, this |
This. |
Saturday, June 17th 2006 - 12:46:39 AM
| Mr. McDonald
sez:
|
What do you mean what am I whining about? As far as I can tell, your page featured solely around my amazing video gaming experience is nothing but whining! Maybe you should re-focus your attention on your probably dwindling attention span (like the goldfish in a ridiculous water commercial) and just stop whining. Oh, and eat McDonald's mm mm love it, JERK!
I think you must have me confused with someone else. I personally thought Taking it to the Streets Fighter II was one of the finest products to show up in arcades after Capcom totally ruined them. I would never deride it in any way. Pay more attention, Mr. McDonald! Similarly, I feel your performance on MadTV has improved considerably since your first season, so that I might almost be sad to see you leave.
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| Also, this |
Resteraunt to eat good food at. |
Thursday, May 11th 2006 - 01:18:53 AM
| Mortimude Stapleton Meepmire
sez:
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What's the deal with the passwords now? I hate those! They remind me of Kid Icarus! That game scares me!
At least it's not Kid Alcedes.
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| Also, this |
Aw naw! |
Friday, April 21st 2006 - 05:47:58 AM
| Francis Pistachio McSweeny
sez:
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I can personally attest that the below poster has indeed been observed to hitle on numerous occasions, and by all accounts appears to take great pleasure in the process.
I'm sure the war crimes tribunal will find your testimony of great value.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Wednesday, April 19th 2006 - 04:46:00 AM
| Hitler.
sez:
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I enjoy hitling!
I'm glad things have worked out so well for you.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Saturday, April 15th 2006 - 03:58:28 AM
| Mxy
sez:
|
So, for whatever reason I clicked on the "next" link in the tripod banner on top of your site, and it took me here: http://italiangenealogy.tripod.com/ "Happy Italian Family Tree Researching to all of you," indeed. That's how they get the big bucks. I, however, have never gotten so much as "previous" from them. It. Who the ever.
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| Also, this |
BizWeb |
Thursday, February 9th 2006 - 11:36:16 AM
Friday, January 6th 2006 - 11:44:55 PM
| Lupine F. V. Griswold
sez:
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I was the person who complimented your review of "Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure" some time ago. I hope my guestbook signature is welcome.
I cannot think of a reason why it would not be. Even if I could, this place isn't popular enough that I can afford to send away people who bother me. At this stage, the best I can do is claim to hate things I think they like. By the way, that page was terrible.
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| Also, this |
Oh well. |
Monday, December 19th 2005 - 07:04:36 AM
| Mark Prindle
sez:
|
M-Mark... Prindle?
Alas, 'tis true. The last person who came through here told me all about it.
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| Also, this |
Mark Prindle
Why do I suddenly desire canned potato chips? |
Thursday, December 1st 2005 - 08:06:12 PM
| Mark Prindle
sez:
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Mark Prindle. Yes.
Well, I'm not really Mark Prindle. But I thought you should check out his site.
Who are you to think anything about me if you lack a even thing to be identified by? Who is this "I" you speak of in reference to yourself? Who is having that opinion? Why should the opinion of no one mean anything to anyone? Hey Meeplesworth, some goofball who lacks the vague sense of self to come up with but an online alias wants me to look at some other person than that's website! Doyhee!
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| Also, this |
Mark Prindle Is this Caroline again? |
Saturday, November 26th 2005 - 06:25:17 PM
| MC Crocomire
sez:
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Your size changes so much, I can see why you do not wear clothing. Oh, and also because you have six limbs. And are a monster.
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| Also, this |
Crocomire |
Friday, November 25th 2005 - 09:46:38 PM
| Crocomire
sez:
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AHHHHYLNNNNNNN! AHHHHHYLNNNNN!
What's that? You're saying I should have more information about Alan Thicke's beloved Late Night talk show attempt Thicke of the Night? You monster!
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| Also, this |
Crocomire |
Friday, November 25th 2005 - 09:42:07 PM
| Mr. J. Soccum-Mc-Boppers
sez:
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basically, (Of course! It's all right there in the manual!) there was this thing where this dude that i was another dude and now hehas me doing all sorts of strange things, like posting pictures of other people and stuff into horrible fiends' (aka you) guestbooks. (thank you for clearing that up. Before now it did not make sense.) please forgive the following:
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| Also, this |
Dont Click |
Monday, October 17th 2005 - 11:46:17 PM
| Mortimer McMortigon
sez:
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I'll Smack Some Smackers into your sences.
No thank you. Don't worry about me. I'll manage without it just this once.
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| Also, this |
That. |
Tuesday, September 20th 2005 - 05:50:23 AM
Frank Stallone
(I should have guessed!)
sez:
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MEEK-MOK!
Truly? This is the first I've heard of it.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Sunday, September 18th 2005 - 11:49:14 PM
| Not Mortimer
sez:
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where do you come up with all the stuffz u rite? That's correct, I steal it from Shop Rite.
haha. yea. u need to have a MYSpace or something. that would be kool later.
How much later? I can't fathom TheirSpace being kool in my lifetime.
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| Also, this |
ok |
Saturday, September 10th 2005 - 05:18:30 PM
Saturday, September 3rd 2005 - 12:53:09 AM
| Markhaven Robertson
sez:
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Hey, are you “kesglarbix” or “Frimbip”?
I would delete the duplicate, but I said like three posts below here that this guestbook has a problem like that, and now am saying it again and... why attempt to cover up the flaws? I acknowledge this guestbook has a disability.
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| Also, this |
Hate |
Saturday, September 3rd 2005 - 12:53:11 AM
| Ole Petey
sez:
|
Roneldo walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Get out," replies the bartender, "We don't serve Roneldos here." So Roneldo exits the bar.
Once outside, he rolls around in the dirt, tangles himself up, and makes a general mess of himself. He then reenters the bar. "Hey," says the bartender, "Aren't you that Roneldo who just came in here?"
"No," Roneldo replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
Those things ought to be locked up The bartender displayed good judgement.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Monday, August 29th 2005 - 05:16:55 AM
| Mxy
sez:
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I hate you.
I knew you'd wise up someday.
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| Also, this |
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Tuesday, August 23rd 2005 - 06:56:26 PM
| Mxy
sez:
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The service in this place is just awful. I left a guestbook entry the other day, saying "MEEK-MOK", and today I find out it wasn't added. That's happened before. A couple of times people have signed a second time and then the first's product has not shown itself until then. I believe it is a result of ARRRRRRRRGH! I'VE BEEN SHOT! It took me fifty-seven minutes to type that entry. After that terrible experience, I have vowed never to sign this guest book again.
The rest of the website is okay, I guess. Use a calculator and see your error!
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| Also, this |
BizWeb |
Sunday, August 21st 2005 - 06:40:33 PM
Friday, August 19th 2005 - 10:04:37 PM
| Klemn/Karsk/Kilias/
sez:
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Honestly, I think your site is VERY funny, Well, that's just your opinion and resourceful. It's nice to know that you update every day (or atleast I think you do) If this sort of thing counts as an update, perhaps Keep up the good work!
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| Also, this |
Wah...? |
Sunday, June 19th 2005 - 08:12:21 AM
| Miko
sez:
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Nikea is as evil as its massive 70's blue eyesore predecessor full stop
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| Also, this |
Das ist wirklich komish I don't speak Chinese! |
Thursday, January 13th 2005 - 12:43:14 AM
| Richard Clergyman
sez:
|
Talking paper scares me. So does spell check. Never giving me the right kind of thTalking paper scares me. So does spell check. Never giving me the right kind of there, always giving me their instead. It’s like all the gods have taken there salty revenge on my by giving me a faulty spellchecker. And sticky keys. Not the kind of sticky keys like when you but doorknob colored chewing gum in the doorknob lock of the annoying preaching lunatic missionary preacher who won’t leave you alone just because you would not eat the Christ cause that would be cannibalism in cracker form. I mean the kind of sticky keys on za laptop computer. Mittens. If no one suspects the Spanish Inquisition does that mean they would make the perfect killers? I wondered that after watching the Saved by the bell where that one chick with the hair gets into a crazy mishap with the lead hero. I never mishap, I always hit the hap right on the target. But I don’t shop at Target anymore. Unless it’s for there pizza. The kind the restaurant in the check out line sells. Speaking of which, I have a Jewish German friend who goes by the name Ironic. Yet I don’t get dairy jokes so the pun is lost on me. I lost to me once. Shoots and Ladders. I kept missing the ladders so I had to run to the store and get more ammo. But I remembered it was a dry county so I had to wait till 2:00 AM in the sundown near old man Jenkins place. He always did say to taste the rainbow which sounded more like a racist joke the way he said it, and boy did he say it. It was weird, like a monkey, they don’t burn well but I wouldn’t know that seeing as how they were there when the police said he was dead but was in fact fictional. A good name for a non fictitious child would be Fudge. Myah! It would be funny. I am so tired, LIKE ALWAYS! Really, I am. Reality is nothing but a dream similar to that one Twilight Zone episode. How come in the south only the white people dress up as ghosts? Elementarily is what came up in my spell check. How can you check a spell? Only warlocks can do that. And they’ve been African American for up to three years and twenty weeks ago, we built a log cabin made entirely out of metal. What kind of metal? Why, the same kind that why is island have an s in it? Nyu. Only God should have the answer to fried chicken is best served with KFC style hamburgers. I think I’m hungry now. The hunger sets in. What a legendary thing to say. I shall feed much later in the mid morning rush hour two, staring Jackie Chan and rated two out a five. I hate girl power! PEOPLE POWER! Rahhh! I got the rage in me! It demands sustenance! Substandard you say? You do not know the location! WHAT LOCATION? This kind! Sazbot. She’s got sailors. That kind is too much for you and your horrible children. I HATE THEM! SO MUCH! It is not recommended by your daily child hitting doctor of meat and pain. The world is too much to be not enough by Chinese strangers, but then again, who is to say why it is burning that way in the flowers smell driving nonalcoholic head. Urged to slam head into keyboard… rising… Yet no yeast do I seem to have right now please. Teacher might be good job for me. But it can’t be writing class. Or English dictators one oh one. Or is it? Might be polar wind think hard so it must be done by either you or that guy. Duck! WHERE?! I do not like the taste of duck, taste to much like children. Neither do I. That's no excuse. Kinda funny how that turned out. You'd be surprised.
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| Also, this |
Yes |
Friday, December 31st 2004 - 02:21:36 AM
| Tandori Jones
sez:
|
A long, long time ago, in a place that wasn’t quite far but close enough to the middle to pose a threat to both republicans and equestrian statues alike. But that would be redundant, or at lest it would be if you had studied both math and political dance at the JSU during the lab riot of 1989. Even still, that has little if nothing to do with what you are currently might be here for today last June. You ever notice how people in Japan have weird colored hair? It’s like there parents drank a whole bunch of hair dye right before they went into labor. I wish I had red hair. Red hair that shoots exploding bees. Bees that exploded. Explode into more bees. But they would be wasps. Wasps like bees. And the wasps would speak French. But since wasps can’t talk it would be a pointless skill. And those kinds of skills don’t pay the bills.
Why so few wasps have credit cards is at last explained. Among other things.
It's all so clear now.
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| Also, this |
Child |
Thursday, December 23rd 2004 - 12:13:43 AM
| Clememtine
sez:
|
Dr. Oglethorpe's shoe buckles sold for $10,000.
Is it true? This certainly is news.
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| Also, this |
Cupcakes |
Thursday, November 18th 2004 - 03:15:26 PM
| Clememtine
sez:
|
Dr. Oglethorpe's shoe buckles sold for $10,000.
I heard about that. That's old news now.
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| Also, this |
Cupcakes |
Thursday, November 18th 2004 - 03:15:21 PM
| Clementine
sez:
|
Homemade cookies are in the drawer of the desk across from the frog and the bird and the other bird.
Would anyone else like to sign my guestbook?
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| Also, this |
The Pumpkins are coming |
Sunday, October 3rd 2004 - 06:43:38 PM
| Rick O'Shay
sez:
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Would you happen to be an underwater creature?
Are you crazy? That's the first place the ducks would look!
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| Also, this |
Phineas |
Sunday, September 26th 2004 - 09:38:32 PM
| Lenore
sez:
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My eyes bled, my brain is melting and my hair seems to have caught fire. I love this place!
I was wondering when Michael Jackson would find me.
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| Also, this |
Sweet Nothings. |
Sunday, September 26th 2004 - 05:35:32 PM
| Crobdan
sez:
|
I wonder why no one takes your guest book seriously innless there talking (writing) about how much they don’t like it. Anyways, I also noticed that my internet name is mentioned on your page about “Father of the Pride” if you change your name to "And" then it will be on every page. I do not wish for it to be removed, but (not) knowing you, you’ll probably deleted it. Still, I enjoy your site very much. I'll see what can be done about that.
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| Also, this |
Once it was here... |
Thursday, August 26th 2004 - 07:35:15 PM
| Robert
sez:
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There needs to be more pickles. That's about all.
I know I asked. This will be reflected in the tip.
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| Also, this |
All right, I will!!! |
Monday, August 9th 2004 - 11:54:26 AM
| auntie Patt
sez:
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where is the story about patrick's wedding??????
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
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| Also, this |
This. |
Saturday, July 10th 2004 - 12:49:01 PM
| Caroline
sez:
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Hey this is Caroline your cousin. How are you? Please write back. And I'll give you my e-mail again, caroline93@sbcglobal.net. How is Sally your sister?
Caroline
I suddenly feel very afraid.
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| Also, this |
Caroline Truly? I was unaware. |
Sunday, June 27th 2004 - 04:08:02 PM
| Caroline
sez:
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hey breneldo!it's nice to talk to you.i miss you a lot and i am glad to see what you have done
Oh no, what have I done?!
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| Also, this |
This. |
Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 04:00:56 PM
| Timmmy
sez:
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I'm was laughing my ass offf this whole entire time.
Truly? You were have been right now?
I know you from Mad Mumblings, man. I'm Hamsterguy, remember?
I remember that a few moments ago you told me your name was Timmmy.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Friday, June 11th 2004 - 03:10:05 PM
| Bill Cunningham
sez:
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I find this website to be variably offensive.
Oh, excuse me. I did not mean for the offense to vary. My intention was to consistently offend by always the exact same amount.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Friday, June 11th 2004 - 12:54:09 AM
| A duck
sez:
|
Quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quaaack.
Quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack?!
QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAAAACK!!! QUAAAACK QUAAAACK QUAAAACK
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
I'm not going to dignify this with a response. Why start now?
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| Also, this |
D-d-d-danger lurks behind you |
Thursday, May 27th 2004 - 01:21:45 PM
Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 11:56:25 AM
| hungry
sez:
|
i don't know if i did the above things right. no, not really. why am i putting my livejournal address up there? because it's like my website. people can view it and leave comments. Yes, this is definitely the main toll booth of the internet, isn't it, through which all website traffic must pass. People that aren't me or you come to this guestbook all the time. In other news, I've captured Bat-Man and he will soon be signing this guestbook as well, for he is now my guest. i need to get out more. I WUV WOO. I LOVE YOU, GANGSTA.
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| Also, this |
http://www.livejournal.com/users/purple_midget2o/ |
Sunday, March 28th 2004 - 08:21:53 PM
Thursday, March 18th 2004 - 04:13:25 PM
| Kermit the Frog
sez:
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hi ho mitten! you're site is rocking! That statement is wrong in so many ways. i'm lovin' it! anyway, i think your site is good...BYE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Also, this |
This. |
Wednesday, March 10th 2004 - 08:46:45 PM
Monday, March 8th 2004 - 01:56:57 PM
| Robert Barry James II
sez:
|
Monkeys need to be more green than they usually are. Such temerity for them to not be! That's about it. Thank you for your time. Good-night and Good noodles
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| Also, this |
Glixnorb |
Monday, March 1st 2004 - 06:11:07 PM
| Clementine
sez:
|
Why yes, I did mean Armadillos. Or is it Armadilli? I think it is just armadill. But, let us not forget the anthropomorphs or the other scadwillion species our genius NASA scientist fellows who haven't had the decency to explore. Schucks.
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| Also, this |
Redemption please-- elehcim |
Monday, February 2nd 2004 - 08:46:37 PM
| occifer Snotcicle
sez:
|
Why did Superman's mother, Joelle, put him in a basket and send him down the Amazon?
Ooh, I know this one. Tuba toothpaste, right?
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| Also, this |
Ming Twa |
Friday, January 30th 2004 - 09:18:11 PM
| Occifersnotcicle
sez:
|
Why did superman's mother, Joelle, put him in a basket and send him down the Amazon?
A great fool once asked me that question, and I feasted upon that fool's intestinal fortitude for as long as I could keep from gagging. Remember this, young Brandon.
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| Also, this |
discomboobled |
Friday, January 30th 2004 - 09:05:08 PM
| dividerpokersRus
sez:
|
I think I just got a prank phone call from the girl with the itchy red venereal bumps!
All those people whining about telephone-marketers are ignoring the real enemy.
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| Also, this |
Panda Monium |
Tuesday, January 27th 2004 - 08:25:03 PM
| Mngamojemo
sez:
|
Okay, I am whining about "it's". You use "it's" wrong, I've seen it. What I know is that it's implies ownership and its voids the contraction apostrophe rule for some reason which I do not know. Or maybe it's the other way around. Its confusing.
My English teacher uses "it's" wrong, as do many of my comic-book idols.
Oh, and I didn't like how they did Nightcrawler and Mystique in X-2. You don't think the two were portrayed as the good role models you'd come to idolize? And I hate the president. But on a what-I'm-not-whining-about note, I like the way you do some stuff. Like the video game page. Get Typing of the Dead on there. Do it or be cursed with a thousand bundtshafts. Or if I'm in a nassssty mood I sic Mngwa on you.
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| Also, this |
Abi In Malam Crucam |
Tuesday, January 27th 2004 - 03:07:33 PM
| Munkyluvva
sez:
|
Did you know your webpage was a googlewhack???
You've just been googlewhacked by a girl in the UK, congratulations, you're retarded how does it feel???
Knowing as I do now that the utter contempt for my website is so powerful, people have devised a way to physically attack it, despite it not being a physical entity... it feels pretty much exactly the same as it did before, surprisingly.
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| Also, this |
?
Arrrrr! You found me hook! |
Friday, January 23rd 2004 - 06:40:01 AM
| Clementine
sez:
|
Wondering why NASA sends a poor helpless robot to Mars to test if there was life sustaining water a Quxillion years ago. Why do they think that just because humans need water to sustain life, that any other type of being would as well? You mean, like armadillos? Egomaniacs!!! Did they even arm the poor robot with visine? But yes, despite your technique, you make a good point. It is a shame then, that I've met you, and know how foolish you actually are. You can't even spell your own name backwards.
Also:
I love this website! And whose fault is that?
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| Also, this |
elehicm |
Wednesday, January 21st 2004 - 02:40:04 PM
| The Doobie Brothers
sez:
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You like to draw strange impish creatures.
That's funny.
I'm almost certain that's meant to be counter-complimentary, but I like it anyway, because it actually is relevant to something, and impish is a funny word.
|
| Also, this |
The Devil hates iron! I would like to get a pizza. Next time, you should sign seperately. Quantity over quality, you understand. |
Sunday, December 28th 2003 - 11:13:24 PM
| Oldwa
sez:
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Why do all guessbooks have the same font? It annoys me.
That sounds like as noble a cause as any I've heard in recent times.
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| Also, this |
This. |
Thursday, December 4th 2003 - 10:53:43 PM
| Heart Attack Jones
sez:
|
Have you ever visited the Virgin Records "Megastore" in Boston? I recently saw a scrawl on the wall of a restroom in that store whose idiosyncrasies reminded me of your own. . . . . . . Yep.
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| Also, this |
The Grand Ole Opry. |
Tuesday, November 11th 2003 - 08:47:42 PM
Monday, November 10th 2003 - 02:08:09 AM
| Horatio Hornblower
sez:
|
I dont believe my last message was posted properally. A man of my intelligence and elligance does not deserve such treatment. I will arrange a party, where all daughters must dance with me, and I will choose whom I shall mary. Love Joy an old friend of mine is not invited, because of is jealousy of me. I have a much scruffier face, my witt far exceeds his, and i've sailed on boats, and this has made me strong....women like strongmen....women Love the one and only...Horatio Hornblower
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| Also, this |
Prime and prejudice |
Tuesday, October 28th 2003 - 12:25:28 PM
| Horatio Hornblower
sez:
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Ive sailed the seven sea's and have come in contact with goons, pirates, vikings and other things... Ive seen the strongest of men get scurvey. ....Yet I have never come to a websight where someone has stolen my name.....and has discraced it......I am the only Hornblower in life...me and LoveJoy are both ladies men and noOne can change that...NeOne who opposes me is in for it....
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| Also, this |
Sir Henreys last hope |
Tuesday, October 28th 2003 - 12:15:41 PM
Wednesday, October 15th 2003 - 11:37:09 AM
| Scary Shari
sez:
|
Thanks for signing my Guestbook and making me laugh. :) I've been stressed about a lot of stuff lately (some of it worthy of my brainwaves, some unworthy), so a good giggle is always appreciated. Your comment about my web graphics being reminiscent of 1998 Geocities-esque clipart definitely fit the bill! (LOL) I guess I'm just a freak for the motif of oak leaves & acorns, so wherever I can find 'em, I use 'em! Anyway, I hope you made it past the clipart and read my poetry and quotations pages; they show my serious (rather than silly) side. Thanks again for visiting and have a grrreat week - Shari from California. P.S. Your Guestbook is a hoot!! Indeed, after your clipart, I have plenty more reason to be scared.
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| Also, this |
OakMeade |
Thursday, September 25th 2003 - 11:48:45 PM
| Bert
sez:
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Bluto's messing with the plumbing! I'd like to help, but I'm not legally permitted to intervene once the status has been upgraded from "fiddling."
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| Also, this |
Fun to eat! |
Saturday, September 20th 2003 - 09:07:05 PM
| Heinrich Himmler
sez:
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Up until recently, I had viewed this site on a monitor which tended to darken all images displayed by several shades. As a result, I believed that the backgrounds on each page of this sight were simple black voids. However, having recently changed monitors (and indeed computers) I have discovered that the backgrounds are in fact bizarre tiled images, ranging from annoying flashing bands to strange, swelling, checked patterns. To be frank, I'm rather disappointed.
I seek to create an atmosphere of total disappointment. I'm happy to know I'm succeeding.
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| Also, this |
Hip-hip-horrific are the words we sing, hip-hip-horrific is our...thiiiiing... |
Saturday, September 13th 2003 - 10:07:51 PM
| Phospholipid bilayer
sez:
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Ah yes, the whimsical Roneldo has returned in the dimension of time and all concieved reality as far as i perceive it. You aspire to change your total identity and move from adobe to humble adobe, yet you still carry with you the reciprocating gear of time. Did you know the most erudite people do not capitalize the letter i. Why would you, you understand what is stated...why waste time doing something irrelevant. I conveyed my internal electrical impulses into words for you to perceive and interrpret in your own way. Never waste time spell checking, it is an assinin thing to do with such a short chemical life that these elemntary particle formations called humans have. Time is of the essence Roneldo. Time
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| Also, this |
This. |
Monday, September 8th 2003 - 05:47:24 PM
| Love Joy
sez:
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I've been to the darkest allies in London and came out unscathed. My brutal hands, wicked witt, and legendary scruffy face has been the main reason why all the ladies pay homage to me.
NeWayz...keep up the good work ....I want to see more pictures of grubby british, and Irishman.
LoveJoy
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| Also, this |
This. |
Monday, September 8th 2003 - 05:11:21 PM
| Freepfop Frupidor
sez:
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I've just discovered: There are no twenty-seven free “members only” daily newsletters! Such a shock! I thought for certain that bit was 100% sincere! Especially the radio field without a "no" option! I so wanted those newsletters for my collection! I like to print them out and roll around on them nude while the ink is still wet! That is what they are for.
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| Also, this |
They're kidding, right? |
Wednesday, September 3rd 2003 - 12:27:23 PM
| Horatio
sez:
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fgdfgdfgdfg Ohhh... dear.
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| Also, this |
fgdfgdfg That's good. I was worried for a moment there. |
Wednesday, July 23rd 2003 - 08:57:53 AM
| Amillyah
sez:
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Just wanting to say Hi Then do it, and stop wasting my time!
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| Also, this |
This. |
Friday, July 11th 2003 - 05:32:36 AM
| Horatio (really)
sez:
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I just saw the page. I've read and can comprehend you're saying, but it's simply incorrect. It's not right. It's wrong. A little later you say something else, and that *is* true, but it doesn't prove anything. I thought maybe you'd go somewhere with it and make it relevant, but you just drop it and move on, to more inaccuracy. That's just not right (it's wrong).
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| Also, this |
It has fanart, even. |
Wednesday, July 9th 2003 - 06:40:52 PM
Sunday, May 25th 2003 - 03:00:03 AM
| The Naked Ape
sez:
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Around and around the toilet goes!
Where it stops, nobody knooooooooows!
I have to give credit to anyone who'll link to alexchiu.com without trying to get themselves a free bracelet. It's all "oh, ha ha ha, look at this crackpot! He thinks he can live forever! Now click my signature 50 times so I can be immortal, too! A'doiy!" Ehhh.
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| Also, this |
Makes mouths happy. |
Friday, April 25th 2003 - 08:58:20 PM
| Inspector Javert
sez:
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I have only known one other
Who can do what you have done,
He's a convict from the chain gang,
He's been ten years on the run.
But he couldn't run forever;
We have found his hideaway!
And he's just been rearrested,
And he come to court today.
Well, of course he now denies it-
You'd expect that of a con.
But he couldn't run forever,
No!
Not even Jean Valjeaaaaaaaan!
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| Also, this |
It's smut like this that's ruining today's youth. |
Tuesday, April 8th 2003 - 07:16:32 PM
| Kurt Vonnegut
sez:
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What if there was a timequake? Whooooooooa!!
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| Also, this |
If there was, I expect you would write a book about it. Or possibly a book about how you tried to write that book. |
Sunday, March 30th 2003 - 07:28:58 PM
| The Evilest of Mittens
sez:
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And what about me? I enjoyed citizenship with the best of them! I engaged many vicious bush-mice in battle, I edited the misanthropes in their own social club, and nearly lost my life after a particularly hard hit from the watcher-ball. I watched the whole of the Athanon crumble around me by the might of the combined forces of Kurt Angle and one known as Franta. And when all was done and said, I emerged from the ruins of Castle Spectrex and once more entered the fray, a different fray, mind you, and while this castle was notably more excellent than the last, to this day I do not know how I escaped with my life. Oglethorpe, I hereby challenge thee to a duel! Fight, fight, fight-to-the-death!
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| Also, this |
Some of my lesser-known exploits! |
Tuesday, March 18th 2003 - 12:46:46 PM
| Your lovable adorable pal Oglethorpe
sez:
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Oh, so I'm not good enough for a comment, am I? No, not quite. Come on, you unctuous little tart! Surely you can improvise some yellow letters for the person who gave you your big break! Before I came along, the longest you ever got was four minutes! Not even long enough to watch 8-Minute Abs! You could watch half! Wait a minute...... yes, half!
(this is not a true ending. Try again with your friend)
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| Also, this |
I'll save you some trouble! |
Saturday, March 15th 2003 - 11:28:23 PM
| Herbert (pronounced "ER-bert")
sez:
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There was a time when I enjoyed this site. That time is not now. No, my enjoyment of this site is a thing of the past. Up until a certain point, however, this site was enjoyable.
What was this point,you ask, this point that brought an end to this site's enjoyability in my eyes?
That lovely little tirade on "anal ramming."
Honestly now. I never expected you to sink to such a level.
The Hungry Man ad was a veritable gold mine for satire and mockery, and all you give us is a stupid sodomy joke. If I wanted one of those, I'd simply search the walls of any public restroom.
You sicken me. I am so astoundingly sickened, I feel the need to place an extra line break between every other sentence.
You are disgusting. A true insult to the human species.
I could carve a better man out of a banana.
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| Also, this |
I have long been of the opinion that all my jokes are stupid, sodomy or otherwise. I do appreciate at last having that confirmed by another person! In fact, you even mentioned an "us!" I am truly grateful for your feedback, oh Herbert (pronounced "ER-bert")! I'll be sure to mention you if I ever meet someone who needs some bananas carved. |
Saturday, March 15th 2003 - 10:17:44 PM
| Oglethorpe Marinara Delirium
sez:
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Who's this upstart? I thought I was supposed to be the mustachioed, senile, self-aggrandizing geriatric around here! I should think one with such a name as fine and respectable as Duvalier would not be so silly! You are very silly, my dear, and not... no, not in the least worthy of acknowledgement from one so great as I! Know this! There can be none oglethorpier than Oglethorpe, which my valet has just reminded me is my name.
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| Also, this |
I'd rather be watching this! |
Monday, March 10th 2003 - 12:04:00 AM
| Molfarm Duvalier
sez:
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It's not too bad, I suppose. Actually, it is. I've seen better. I believe I've seen worse, but my eyesight's not so good these days, so maybe just maybe I haven't. You know, back when me and great grandpappy Smuphie built the first internet out of eight and a half solid Dakota pine back in 1917, this was not what we had in mind! You with your moving back-ground and your ill-gotten counting device...in my day, we wouldn't hear of such flim-flammery! It makes one sick, it does, and it's not just my cholera acting up this time! I haven't been this offended since they forcibly integrated black with white film! Indeed, the blank screens before that weren't all that interesting to watch, but they were a sure sight (site, ha ha, I make joke!) better than this!
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| Also, this |
No. |
Thursday, March 6th 2003 - 01:17:17 PM
| Poncharillo
sez:
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Hello there, I'm tv's Poncharillo. You may know me from such roles as "Poncharillo," on "The Rob Kamphausen Message Board," "Poncharillo," on the collective "Emulation World Message Boards," as well as my Neldo award winning role as "Gun" in "Annie get Your Gun." This March, you can see me as the washed up, pathetic, living-in-the-past "Poncharillo," in the world premier and hopefully subsequent episodes of the "Whatever this Site is Called" guestbook. That is assuming they don't fire me for urinating in the sink. What can I say, I was drunk, in the wrong restroom, and it was the only thing that looked like a urinal.
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| Also, this |
Not gov, you dope. GOB. Only GOB knows the way. |
Monday, March 3rd 2003 - 11:23:48 AM
Friday, February 28th 2003 - 01:40:31 PM
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