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| Name: | David E. |
| E-mail address: | hiitisi@peoplepc.com |
| Comments: | I still do not know the difference between Katchup and Catsup!!! thanx, anyway. |
| Name: | Jenners |
| Comments: | Thanks! I'd been having a pretty blah day 'till now. I typed in "amuse me" into google, not expecting much, but I found your site and actually laughed out loud at the cow joke. The "swishing tails" part caught me. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it! |
| Name: | mercedez |
| Comments: | I LUV your wizard of oz things. I'm doing that play in Drama club. (i'm turning 13 in april. yes, i'm a youngin') Wait, u came up with all those right? Those were good. me and my friend had the best time CRACKING UP to the soungs. like the revised version of over the rainbow. lolz. GTG!!! UPDATE YOUR WIZARD OF OZ SONGS!!! i think they would be good. wait, not good, GREAT. ttyl dudes!!! byebyez
luvz yaz. |
| Name: | ketty |
| Comments: | you have some good info on cheese |
| Name: | mike |
| E-mail address: | yellow_tofu@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | doesnt the atomic clocks around the world keep perfect time. |
| Name: | Martin |
| E-mail address: | mheslin@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Funny. Please keep going.
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| Name: | Mutak |
| E-mail address: | mutak_kuna@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I'd like to know, do you know anything more on the history of cheese or cheese in general? I would like to know before Dec.12, as it is for a project... please email me. |
| Name: | BEXZ |
| E-mail address: | dunno_element@hotmail.co.uk |
| Comments: | dude :O this is so funny :P im enjoyin school :| never thought i would say that... anyway, i consider myself AMUSED :P |
| Name: | private krankenversicherungen |
| E-mail address: | matzik@kermana.ru.ev |
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| Name: | Mutak |
| E-mail address: | mutak_kuna@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I like cccccchhhhhhheeeeeessssssssseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! |
| Name: | renata martin |
| E-mail address: | rawniegurl05@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | amuse me suz...i had a few questions about viking rituals if you could please email me id like to ask you.
Renata: Hello! Questions about viking rituals... hmm... I may be the last person you want to confer with as I haven't met up with any recently and come from a long line of non-vikings. But I do admire their furry boots.-Suz |
| Name: | Ruth |
| E-mail address: | jacquline_rouge@yahoo.co.uk |
| Comments: | LOL....I have a really hard day working today and I thought I would take a break and randomly search the internet. after looking for "things to make ruth smile" which did not turn up anything of interest, I tried..."Amuse me" and your site came up....and you know what....it did amuse me! Actually it made my day! I smiled, I laughed, I WAS AMUSED!
So thank you for having such a nice and funny site. from Ruth @ http://uk.geocities.com/unknown_3rd/ |
| Name: | ruth |
| E-mail address: | friskymole@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | one thing to say: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Name: | Kelley Adams |
| E-mail address: | KleeBug@aol.com |
| Comments: | Hi Suz. Regarding the ketchup-catsup controversy, I just thought you should know that some subversive catsup diehards put "catsup" as the proper spelling on my fourth-grader's online spelling test last week. Hoping to make a comeback in the next generation, perhaps? Some people just won't give up!
--Kelley |
| Name: | Valerie |
| E-mail address: | vtabers@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | HILLLLL-AAAAAR-IIIII-OUS!
Enjoyed every word. Couldn't stop until I had read every single item. But, how do you come up with all this? |
| Name: | Eric Thomas |
| E-mail address: | ebthomas@colby.edu |
| Comments: | My wife and I have been having an ongoing battle over the correctness of catsup vs. ketchup. It's comforting to see other great minds seriously involved in this most contentious and sublime areas of study-keep up the good work. |
| Name: | Malcolm Dale |
| E-mail address: | malcolm@btl.net |
| Comments: | I loved the site. Saw a "damning with faintpraise" comment by someone neamed Richard Okeefe lower down this guestbook. Funny thing is he put exactly the same comment on my homepage too. (http://malcolmdale.com) which contains about 6 years hard work - and all free.
"Improve a little bit and put in new content" That's really helpful isn't it? I'd like to see his homepage. |
| Name: | annie |
| Comments: | Heyy that was some funny lyrics! If you made them, you rock my socks! lol j/k |
| Name: | Diana |
| E-mail address: | MamiDiPain@hotmail.com |
| Name: | russ |
| E-mail address: | russprinternospam@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | site hasn't been updated in over a year...Suz, are you still reading this? |
| Name: | James wagner |
| E-mail address: | james@wagnersonline.org |
| Comments: | Too funny.
linked in at www.bucket-o-cool.com |
| Name: | Bjärnihild Þörrsdottir |
| Comments: | You are the nerdiest person in existence!
I love you! |
| Name: | Richard OKeefe |
| E-mail address: | richard@cashette.com |
| Comments: | Nice one, but i think you should focus on improving a little bit and putting new content. Ohterwise i always encourage such ideas. |
| Name: | i forgot i am pretty sure its harry tho |
| E-mail address: | what the hell is email |
| Comments: | cheese is groovy maaaan its funky all the way |
| Name: | John Lee |
| E-mail address: | john@asthostnospam.com |
| Comments: | Very exciting
ASTHost.com |
| Name: | lincoln |
| E-mail address: | no_bloody_swearing@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | YES!its me again!this site is as funny as ever.keep it up!
i dont think ive done enough crazy stuff yet.sneeyurgh now i can win goose laxative for the bloke in the halifax advert! |
| Name: | demi |
| E-mail address: | ollie_N_jess@hotmail.co.uk |
| Comments: | i really like you script because we are doing it at school and i am goona print it and show my school so thank you alot |
| Name: | grace |
| E-mail address: | gracie_poop@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | great |
| Name: | Nicole Phillips |
| E-mail address: | niklki_phllps@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | That was the gratest ever |
| Name: | Phil |
| E-mail address: | manufanphil@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hey, great paper towel ideas! I'll be back soon to make sure there are some more!! |
| Name: | SUE |
| E-mail address: | sue@yhoo.com |
| Comments: | Hi GUYS :)
I found another (: Free Post :) Free Yard & Garage Sale Post! http://www.shagdr.com/free-yard-and-garage-sale-post They Have RSS Feeds TO!!! |
| Name: | vincent jared |
| E-mail address: | vincentmj@aol.com |
| Comments: | I'm trying to validate my genetic heritage that grandma keeps talking about. She's fanatical about our family being related to Albert Einstein. So far it seems true.
Write back and I'll let you know. Vincent |
| Name: | monkeyman |
| Comments: | monkey monkey monkey-Hey! |
| Name: | some crazy guy uh.. lincoln. definatly lincoln |
| E-mail address: | no_bloody_swearing@hotmail. com |
| Comments: | tremble puny idiots i have already read this site mahaha! simulated evil lincoln is back! i mean defftod yuothe goo hahahahjahahahahaha duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh change the channel marge no no leave me alone darth maul get out of my chicken suit and ask before using my toothbrush!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! |
| Name: | Adam UK |
| Comments: | Your site kept me amused for a while. :) |
| Name: | fuu |
| E-mail address: | ... |
| Comments: | I just found this site, and must say that it is brilliant. Sheer, complete, and utter brilliance. Thank you, my life has just been made complete. ;] |
| Name: | Jean |
| Comments: | Thank you very much; I have to send Amy this link. |
| Name: | charlotte |
| E-mail address: | charlottewhitlock@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | i like da inventions dat u fond n da first 1 dat u wrot bout da Wright brofas is wot we r doin at scool
i fink ur neat lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx chaz |
| Name: | jack blackwell |
| E-mail address: | jackblackpot@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | it is an excellent site and since i was in it i gave the adresss to my friends and they loved it to |
| Name: | Darla Terrell |
| E-mail address: | drwt10866@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hi Suzanne
I was woundering if you knew anything about a George Washington "photo" donated to an attorney's office in Chicago in whatever year........dated in 1800-something I think, gift and office stamp on the back? Or do you know where I could go to investigate it? Darla, Thanks for writing, but sorry I don't. Any Washington photo dated 1800-something would be very, very rare as he passed away in 1799 and so probably wasn't available for photos after that year. But don't be disappointed. I was able to come across some interesting other George Washington gift ideas, should you be interested, all readily available at the Mount Vernon Gift Shop. How about a "George Washington Portrait"? This George Washington Presidential Portrait is captured on this light blue color cat's meow wood block for $12.50. A little more than you want to spend? How about "George Washington on Horseback"? For a mere $8.00 you get a portrait of what Thomas Jefferson has called "the best horseman of his age, and the most graceful figure that could be seen on horseback." Like practicality and George? How about the George Washington Bottle Cork for only $6.00. This bottle cork has a pewter bust of George Washington on top. Why spend endless hours searching for an old George Washington item that conceivably doesn't exist when there are so many easy to find items at the gift shop. (Like a GW bobblehead...only $12.00!) - Suz |
| Name: | gina r |
| E-mail address: | aupaircarecc@aol.com |
| Comments: | I am a coordinator for exchange students. They would enjoy reading this! Some of it is very true! |
| Name: | youphine |
| E-mail address: | youphine@cox.net |
| Comments: | i love all the blurbs..... there all so funny and true. |
| Name: | Jim Paterson |
| E-mail address: | jimp2003@yahoo.ca |
| Comments: | Wow; I didn't know others cared about CATSUP as I do. I was SO disappointed when Del Monte made the change. My grandfather, Malcolm Paterson, worked in the San Francisco office of Cal Pak starting before the great depression. Cal Pak distributes (distributed) Del Monte products throughout North America. Malcolm traveled from California through the south including Texas, Louisiana, Mississipi, Alabama and Florida each year in January to service Del Monte clients, and I would always receive postcards from various cities. He had a special room at home with rows and rows of Del Monte canned goods. Our families have bought Del Monte catsup and other products for three generations. My own grandchildren now kid me because I still say 'catsup' while they have learned to say 'ketchup'. Is there really hope for 'catsup' supporters? Jim Paterson |
| Name: | Tim |
| E-mail address: | timthemagpie@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This place is very amusing. Here i was thinking i might never find someone out there with a sense of humour so much like mine, i'm so misunderstood. Just like Napoleon. He just had an inferiority complex. poor guy.
Tim, Professional rain king sub dean of venison |
| Name: | Heather |
| E-mail address: | heva_2121@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This site is pretty cool, I went through and read some of the ones about shy people, as I'm really shy and have troubles trying to be like the other teens, that arent shy. Thanks for the tips |
| Name: | Semone |
| E-mail address: | semonejs@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Very clever! You had me completely fooled until I read your disclaimer! Cute! But, I still need to know why are there two spellings?
Ketchup? or Catsup? Just one of the world's unsolved mysteries! :-) |
| Name: | kirsty smith |
| E-mail address: | kirstysmith@yaroo.co.uk |
| Comments: | hi suz iv been think in about a boy that i really like wat shuold i do
Kirsty, If ur thots r (let me start over...) If your thoughts are enough then enjoy them. But if you want someone to know the real you in the real world, then you'll have to find ways to make your presence known and see what happens. PS. And stop daydreaming about him during English class or soon no one will be able to understand you (except other instant/text messagers, of course). - Suz |
| Name: | Bill Gallant |
| E-mail address: | beelaker@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I always knew there had to be mayonaisse people and mustard folks. |
| Name: | Brenda |
| E-mail address: | shadybea@comcast.net |
| Comments: | Great to see you are still at it!
From...a former chat friend, shadybea aka myk (from Dallas area) (was that another life or what?) Brenda :) |
| Name: | francisco |
| E-mail address: | carbonmacintosh@yahoo.com.ar |
| Comments: | "In Chile if you meet people you know and you want to speak to them, you should kiss those people on their right cheeks. Also, if those people are with friends, you have to greet them with a kiss, too."
in this wrote you have a mistake because this way of greet just the woman. and if a men meet a woman too make the greet of this way like as woman ,but if a men meet a other men just the greet is with a handshake. i´m chilean and i wish make a contribution for your work . congratulations for your website is very good and interesting. |
| Name: | Francisco |
| E-mail address: | scandiskwindows9x@yahoo.com.ar |
| Comments: | very good website and nice work |
| Name: | Jonathan Sharpe |
| E-mail address: | Janistego427@msn.com |
| Comments: | I spell it Ketchup. Catsup, Ketchup....it means the same thing. |
| Name: | Jenna |
| E-mail address: | jennav45@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Very funny and entertaining. I loved George Washington's photo album. Very creative! |
| Name: | Mike |
| Comments: | http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/sleuth/0799/
Seems someone took your Ketchup stories as truth for a food website! Ah, gotta love the internet. |
| Name: | Casey P. |
| E-mail address: | ketchupgrl@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I'm a ketchup lover and was very happy to find out some facts about it. Yes...i did say that i was a KETCHUP lover...whats up with catsup??? |
| Name: | sara |
| E-mail address: | flyinggophergrrrl@Hotmail.com |
| Comments: | very interesting site, confused me at times but it was fun along the way. heres my url if you want to visit my site sometime http://www.returnofthegopher.cjb.net |
| Name: | Torkjell Hakonsen |
| E-mail address: | johnk@nepean.com.au |
| Comments: | ...still a bit short on Viking tales of pillage, plunder, and sumptuous cold helpings of Bergens Fiskesuppe. |
| Name: | kimmy |
| E-mail address: | loved_Always44@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | hi!!!! |
| Name: | Raymond Simawekaputo |
| Comments: | Viderit Anaximander, si plures putat, uiderit, si quis uspiam alius, ad Meropas, ut Silenus penes aures Midaeblatit, aptas sane grandioribus fabulis. Sed et si quem Plato aestimat, cuius imago hic sit, etiam ille habeat necesse est proinde mutare. Quippe si mundus, ex diuersis
substantiis officiisque constabit, ad formam eius quod mundus hic est (Suz: Thanks!) |
| Name: | UMUAFRICA |
| E-mail address: | GUYMAN@MAGANET |
| Comments: | I DEY HEREEEEEEEEE |
| Name: | Ruth Olson |
| E-mail address: | kitty@smig.net |
| Comments: | I haven't the time today to go into this album but want to tell you I have a picture of George's Courtship if you would like me to email it to you....a beautiful 16x20
FRIEND Ruth |
| Name: | Shirley Irvin |
| E-mail address: | Grn.Eyez@verizon.net |
| Comments: | I really enjoyed your website. I've been here on and off all day. I read a little, then got busy with some chore (including preparing for my yardsale) then I'd end up here again, in front of the computer, reading more of your stuff. It was entertaining and helpful. Good Job Suz! |
| Name: | wylsen |
| E-mail address: | http://www.geocities.com/wylsen |
| Comments: | Is it ketchup or catsup?
Ketchup of course! The majority rules where only one word will do! Most foreign languages agree with ketchup except Spanish that even spells it identical to the English catsup. Even where the English spelling isn't used most languages still clearly have the chup or chap sound. Most foreign language dictionaries site catsup as being a US spelling, I wonder what the UK has to say about this? |
| Name: | Biggs |
| E-mail address: | johnk@nepean.com.au |
| Comments: | Worth pondering. Apparently, polar bears are left handed. Your thoughts on the matter...?
Biggs- Obviously I appreciate the tip and will keep this in mind before seating myself to the left of a polar bear during a dinner party. (I'm right handed.) - Suz |
| Name: | Jo and Clo |
| E-mail address: | jozibabe@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | As enthusiastic tea drinkers we were delighted to read your page and hencefore we make some additional comments of our own.
Unlike the majority of tea drinkers we have not been drinking since birth but have been awakened to the pleasures, mainly through peer pressure and general curiosity. Tea is best not drunk alone, it is best to share the pleasure, but then it is recommendable to drink from the same teapot to find life long fulfillment. Though it could be said that one should experiment with different varieties and from different pots to appreciate the pot one has. However, please remember to always use a tea bag to avoid leakages. Thank you for your comments, we shall be recommending them to others as guidelines for safe tea drinking. Many thanks and long live tea!!!! |
| Name: | Lauren P. |
| E-mail address: | paradisegirl@att.net |
| Comments: | I found your yard sale scene quite funny, and I would like to know if it would be OK with you if I used some of your material in a One-Act I'm writing. Please let me know. Thank you very much!
Lauren |
| Name: | Stanley |
| Comments: | Prius etiam, ad simplicem captatelam eius, nullo taedio constat.Adeo nec artificem necesse est qui pridie rugas ab exordio formet et inde deducat in tilias totumque contracti umbonis figmentum custodibus forcipibus assignet, dehinc diluculo, tunica prius cingulo correpta, quam prae |
| Name: | Pete |
| E-mail address: | peter.shelley.co.uk |
| Comments: | You seem to have waayyyy too much spare time on your hands. I, on the other hand am stealing this time from my employer. But who, in reality, is actually in the wrong?
That would be me. Made me chuckle though... |
| Name: | Madison |
| E-mail address: | Madison@Madison.commm |
| Comments: | will recommand |
| Name: | Frank Steppel |
| E-mail address: | Frank_1988@web23.de |
| Comments: | Good Site, u realy made a great job. Nice design too! |
| Name: | stocking tease |
| Comments: | I liked very much your web site. |
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| E-mail address: | hitcher1237@aol.com |
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| Name: | Sarah Susan |
| E-mail address: | mrgooles23@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Nice site, seems to be very popular! |
| Name: | Henry Donaldson |
| E-mail address: | wildguy@aol.com |
| Comments: | This is your mother speakng. Is your room clean? Is your homework done?Did you feed the animals? If so why haven't you called your mother?:-) |
| Name: | Sue |
| E-mail address: | ssdeejay@attbi.com |
| Comments: | My kids wanted to know why there are different spellings for their favorite vegetable: ketchup/catsup Google led me right to you...and now we know, Thanks! |
| Name: | SAM |
| Comments: | FUNNNY |
| Name: | Drew |
| E-mail address: | email@changinglinks.com |
| Comments: | I love everything you did here!
As usual, im bored - so I go looking for things to do when bored. If you ever get bored, you can find tons of useless info at my site. Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com suggest a site. |
| Name: | Sarah |
| E-mail address: | Sarah@Sarah.commm |
| Comments: | hmmm |
| Name: | Helllo |
| E-mail address: | john.guoaliomo@eudoramail.com |
| Comments: | Helllo, nice!! |
| Name: | Henne Franke |
| E-mail address: | spma@uni.de |
| Comments: | Well Done! Great GB! Cya later |
| Name: | Mike |
| E-mail address: | mike@comp.com |
| Comments: | smile :) |
| Name: | lucy |
| E-mail address: | lucy@lucyspage.com |
| Comments: | Hi, just a quick buzz to say how much i liked your site, keep up the good work, lucy :-) |
| Name: | A. Klein |
| E-mail address: | Alexandra.Klein1@gmx.de |
| Comments: | Hi, i like your site. Please visit my website:
http://www.blitzrgleich.com Alexandra |
| Name: | Laura |
| Comments: | Nice, but maybe give some stuff aobut paper towels. Not just the uses for them. |
| Name: | Sheila Moss |
| E-mail address: | http://www.humorcolumnist.com/writebug.htm |
| Comments: | At last, someone with stranger ideas than mine. Keep em coming, Suz! |
| Name: | heidi |
| Comments: | i read ur page!! ha ha!! |
| Name: | Pierre |
| E-mail address: | pierre141@lycos.nl |
| Comments: | It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. (Douglas Adams) |
| Name: | Biggs |
| E-mail address: | johnk@nepean.com.au |
| Comments: | Been a looong time. You're STILL strange and nefarious. (I mean that in the nicest way btw)..... |
| Name: | sergio |
| E-mail address: | aoluser@aol.com |
| Comments: | hi, im bored, u must b too |
| Name: | Morry |
| E-mail address: | morry@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | i needed the in fo 4 a p-ject thanks |
| Name: | Jack Craig |
| E-mail address: | jackcraig@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Very clever humor stories and originality. I chuckled a lot as I read through. You need to expand your Albert Einstein theories - How about the theory of indigestion, or the theory of traffic congestion, or the theory of human manipulation, theory of bad celebrities, theory of positivity, the theory of negativity, theory of junk mail delivery, theory of someone named Hillary, and this is the last one ---> theory of Beverly, ~ hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
Take care, Jack |
| Name: | al |
| E-mail address: | cryogenics9000@aol.com |
| Comments: | man del monte has the best ketchup ever. heinz doesnt come close. i bought it and i would have it wiht white rice or hotdogs or any type of hamburger or cheeseburger. heinz is left in the dust. bye and email me cuz ur email address is not at the bottom of ur page
al: Thanks for reminding me that an old email address is still listed. I will make an attempt to update the site in the next few weeks. Meanwhile this guestbook is all I have. Thanks for writing.- Suz |
| Name: | Tracey |
| E-mail address: | traceywashere@charter.net |
| Comments: | oh my GOSH!! your musings are SOO FUNNY ... i LOVE the catchup vs ketchup story ... too bad there's really no cornchoppy ... i was laughing my butt off .. you know, i wish you really could laugh weight off ... i'd be anorexic by now! hahaha
you have a great mind ... thnx for sharing! |
| Name: | Furio |
| E-mail address: | Furio6667_11@hotmail.it |
| Comments: | helllo, nice page |
| Name: | cymbal |
| E-mail address: | cymbal@tellmeimcute.com |
| Comments: | Hey there!
Thanks for the pick me up. I was just having "one-of-those-days", but your site did quite the job. Keep up the good work... I know I will be back! Szymbal |
| Name: | Audrey Miller |
| Comments: | Fab site. Thanks |
| Name: | Trevor |
| E-mail address: | Trevor803@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | nice site.. will be back |
| Name: | nwakas |
| E-mail address: | nwakas |
| Comments: | i am still looking. |
| Name: | erin |
| E-mail address: | golderin.com |
| Comments: | i only read the wizard of oz but it wiz exalant i canni really spell well .i know another 1 for ding dong ya know ne way it wiz gd and will be reading more of the stuff ya wrot. cya
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| Name: | Lori Smith |
| E-mail address: | helplori@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | A great web site.Thanks. |
| Name: | Scott |
| E-mail address: | Scott355@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Good resource |
| Name: | Dilan |
| E-mail address: | Dilan543@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Nice site...will visit often! |
| Name: | Christo Swart |
| E-mail address: | christo@jeffreysbay.net |
| Comments: | I am a South African but Yes,I do enjoy American humor as well.
Have a nice day, Christo |
| Name: | Ryan |
| E-mail address: | Ryan.Alfred@bloodservices.ca |
| Comments: | Absolutley awesome site! I enjoy coming and reading your stuff while I'm at work bored out of my mind! It's a great place to just come and have a nice laugh! thnaks very much! |
| Name: | Miles B. |
| E-mail address: | www.mecaha@mato.com |
| Comments: | Dear Suz,
I really enjoyed your Wizard of Oz spoof. In fact i liked it so much, i would like to do it for an High School Oral Interpration project. But before i can do that i need to know who you had it copyrighted by, so i can give credit to them and you for this very funny skit. I would greatly appreciate this. Sincerely, Miles B. (Note from Suz: Miles, Glad you enjoyed it. I wrote the Wizard of Oz Song Lyrics that were Cut or Revised for my Amuse Me Suz page and have a copyright on it as a webpage. Anyway, feel free to use it for your class. You know its best when sung so get those vocal chords ready.) |
| Name: | Martha |
| Comments: | Served with a warm cup of cider and autumn golds and crimson floral place settings, this site will delight your holiday guests. |
| Name: | Rad |
| Comments: | hello! great site.
rad |
| Name: | Russell |
| E-mail address: | rcindahouse@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | How did I get here? How can I get out?
I like your writing style. Had a few chuckles... there's a word for you... chuckle... where did that word originate? (Note from Suz: Welcome to the Hotel California, Russell. What a nice surprise… Bring your... boots? You may need them for wading through my response. Read it in its entirety on my Dear AMS page and thanks for stopping by! |
| Name: | King Arthur |
| E-mail address: | King@roundtable.com.net.uk |
| Comments: | Forsewth (?) fine damsel SuzWuh.. tis indeed a veritable fine dish of comedy that you serveth herewith. Chuckleuth much did I in merriment and myrth at such jocularity that my armour did verily wibble and chinter (actually I'm not sure that's a real olde worlde word.. but that's what armour would do isn't it?... where are the heritage society for advice when you need them.!) Joineth me and my knights of the round (well, square actually.. round just didn't look right with the pattern of the curtains.) table for the quest for the holey vest! |
| Name: | Tony Rogers |
| E-mail address: | tonwell2@onetel.net .uk |
| Comments: | read the article on Ketchup, BRILLIANT Tony Rogers |
| Name: | Jackie Savage |
| E-mail address: | jackie1@henderson.net |
| Comments: | Great sight. You had me chuckling for hours. Thanks for the fun. |
| Name: | Cass And Travis |
| E-mail address: | TRCSJL3@EV1.NET |
| Comments: | Best way to start the day! Thanks! |
| Name: | Lola |
| Comments: | Very very funny site!!!! :-) |
| Name: | Daphne |
| E-mail address: | ducky_5112@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Just stumbled onto this site by accident but it's hilarious and I told my mom about it..which means that the whole world will know in about 30 minutes or so..*LOL* Very funny, thanks for the laughs!
Daphne |
| Name: | a person |
| E-mail address: | penguinchick442hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is a very funny website.The short jokes are the best!My humor is not very funny but I tell everyone to come here and i get good remarks! Kool huh!:):-);) :} :] |
| Name: | Paul Willams |
| E-mail address: | - |
| Comments: | This was for a school assignment so i didnt really want to know enything about cheese but now that iv seen yoursite its REAL COOL and i have found out alot about cheese!!!
THANKS! |
| Name: | Tom |
| Comments: | While I sit here waiting for your other uses for paper towels I thought I'd pop in your guestbook and say,
great site! |
| Name: | IamGoat |
| E-mail address: | Goat@ijustdontcare.com |
| Comments: | ha..ha..ha
you humor me! |
| Name: | Suztoo |
| E-mail address: | slarge@cox.net |
| Comments: | Thank you. I'll come back (although not leaving yet) Slarge is not a joke although I can see..... |
| Name: | Misyel |
| E-mail address: | leysim@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | i really love catsup! thanks for the history!
(Note from Suz: Misyel, a catsuper! And thanks for signing my guestbook! You know, I wouldn't really call it "history". Perhaps "anecdote" or "fairy tale" or even "fabricated twaddle" would be more accurate. But I think "history" only works if its preceded by the word, "made-up".) |
| Name: | Shonri |
| E-mail address: | irnohs@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | this is really funny. Your just like my future best friend. |
| Name: | Charlie Hodgson |
| E-mail address: | crazy_chimps_r_us@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | nice info!! |
| Name: | Steph |
| E-mail address: | burgess@wilkshire.net |
| Comments: | Great Site! Keep on writing. |
| Name: | Dave McI-W |
| E-mail address: | david@mcilveen-wright.com |
| Comments: | Hi Suse!
I just read your "metric time" piece (time piece - not bad?). V funny. BUT, being a pedantic N. Irish scientist I have to say you are confusing "metric" and "decimal". The metric system has to do with metres, litres and kilogrammes. The decimal system is a system of numbers using the base '10'. BTW, Napoleon brought in a decimal system for time nearly 200 years ago ... (Note from Suz:Hi Dave! Thanks for signing my guest book. I guess being an American who only gets her toes wet in the metric system and considering I am probably your antithesis (an imprecise, recreational writer who relies on her half-baked, hastily thought out notions for ideas), I must concede. It clearly sounds like you have an ounce (or several ounces, or even kilogrammes) more understanding in this matter than me. Have you read my Einstein's Theories yet? Now those are flawless in scientific reasoning...) |
| Name: | Traci Clapper |
| E-mail address: | TGtomgirl@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | iiiiiiiiiiiii
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| Name: | Mini Cooper |
| E-mail address: | Mini@GrooveJets.Net |
| Comments: | I'm using Genealogy Detective 2000 and came across your Home Page in my search for Plotts, but no luck. You have done a beautiful job.
(*Note from Suz: I had actually been tossing around the idea of having a Plotts Family Tree on Amuse Me Suz, but then I thought, "Sure, then everyone in the world will want their family tree done on my page." Gees, I'm definitely not up to that task. And besides, I don't think I've ever met any Plotts. Still, it would have been great if I had done one.) |
| Name: | Stephanie Slaton |
| E-mail address: | shewants2tango@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Suz!!!
Thank you so much for keeping me laughing this morning...those short blurbs were amazingly funny...I need friends like you :) I hope you don't mind, but I would like to quote you on one of my message board signatures...please email if you are opposed...of course I would give you credit...you may gain a fan club!!!! Steph |
| Name: | Cady |
| E-mail address: | cady@american-quarter-horses.org |
| Comments: | Fascinating and attractive site! Beautiful work! |
| Name: | amanda whipp |
| Comments: | i think this web page is very amusing if your in a dull mood |
| Name: | Eileen |
| E-mail address: | amuseme@enter.net |
| Comments: | You've got to be an Aquarian. As I clicked from short thought to thought I couldn't help but ponder what might come out of a mating between you and a grown up Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) I enjoyed your sit-down comedy and plan to return to delve into your other writings. There were many references I found strangely synchronistic... co-inky-dinks did abound! Suz -- cute! |
| Name: | SuzW |
| E-mail address: | suzw@nyc.rr.com |
| Comments: | Dear Suz,
I found your webpage quite by accident as I put suzw into a search engine (the handle *I* go by as well) just for the heck of it. Yes, this is what early morning boredom will do for a person. But I have to say that you DO amuse me Suz. Most of us (suz's) ARE quite amusing and interesting so I'm not surprised :) Just thought I'd say Hello and let you know that I found your thoughts and musings really quite.... well.... amusing! :) SuzW |
| Name: | Robert |
| E-mail address: | advisor@zebras-zebras.com |
| Comments: | Please visit our www.zebras-zebras.com site!
(*Note from Suz: I'm always happy to support my hoofed animals friends. I've found we really have no need for any irrational fear of them. Granted, sneaking up behind them and banging two pan lids together may cause them to hoof-kick you in the gut with such extraordinary force you'll wonder if you just felt your liver coming up your throat, but that rare incident aside, on the whole I find them to be extremely gentle creatures. Thanks for signing my guestbook!) |
| Name: | Jerry |
| E-mail address: | advisor@llamas-llamas.com |
| Comments: | Please visit our www.llamas-llamas.com site! |
| Name: | Nancy |
| E-mail address: | advisor@gothorsesonline.com |
| Comments: | Please visit our www.gothorsesonline.com site! |
| Name: | curtis connor |
| E-mail address: | mazbo@northstate.net |
| Comments: | very funny. loved it!!!! |
| Name: | Lynn Redford |
| E-mail address: | redscarlet@mediaone.net |
| Comments: | Love your page.....your intuitiveness and sense of humor is awesome....think we would enjoy sharing ideas...although it looks like you've gotten a big head start on me in putting your ideas "out there"! I've been wanting to get started on "something", but wasn't sure how. (although a good kick in the pants would be a good start). Thank you... |
| Name: | Amanda Marshall |
| E-mail address: | realqt55 |
| Comments: | I think that you're page is so funny. How do you come up with his stuff?
(*Note from Suz: I'm surrounded by little gremlins. Two of them, Shelly and Jose, are pretty funny and so I basically bounce ideas off them. If they like the stuff I put it up. The other six are pretty humorless although Anthony is a superb cook. Thanks for signing my guestbook!) |
| Name: | matt |
| Comments: | hey wassup sweet page, i like the short thoughts. check out my page ;) |
| Name: | Sally Porter |
| Comments: | It was really funny! I wish you a very happy new year. |
| Name: | dave |
| E-mail address: | the.dude.from.u.n.c.l.e.@dammit-wolfgang.co.uk |
| Comments: | Excellent site, I'll be back for more. Absolutely loved the Barry Pork story, I love the idea of a would-be drummer inspiring "Help". |
| Name: | dado |
| E-mail address: | dago@m-mansfield.fsnet.co.uk |
| Comments: | just typed in I am bored, and this came up. Iam new to this newfangled technology.It is all beyond me. |
| Name: | Luke |
| Comments: | Great site, it gave me a damn good laugh. |
| Name: | Melody Rodriguez |
| E-mail address: | lilgirlbottels@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I've got the newest ketchup for your potatoes!
And more! Price is 3-5 million dollars. Three great ideas for ketchup lovers! Contact directly to lilgirlbottels@yahoo.com. Thank you. |
| Name: | Rita |
| E-mail address: | Rita@Coz2000.fsnet.co.uk |
| Comments: | Pleasant way to pass away a little leisure time. |
| Name: | Robin |
| E-mail address: | Robin_Ringl@dot.ca.gov |
| Comments: | Thanks for having good, clean laughs available.
Today I really needed them... R (*-*) |
| Name: | Abhi Kole |
| Comments: | I love cheese to death!!! |