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</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, June 16th 2003 - 05:09:30 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>shut up</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:go away">go away</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://i hate you">http://i hate you</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>you make me sad on a regular basis... ive come to expect it. its almost like a game. when will he make me sad today? will i stay sad all day or just make up for the rest later? i love you</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>shut up</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>poopy ass butt</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>i dont like you</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>every night i cry myself to sleep</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>dont call me anymore</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Tuesday, December 10th 2002 - 06:26:00 PM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Jordan Lavin</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:eggs_are_yummy@hotmail.com">eggs_are_yummy@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://chikken.20m.com">http://chikken.20m.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>I've complained before, and here I am to complain again! It's the middle of the night, I'm bored, and I'm thinking to myself, "hmm. it's been a while since i checked out lint. i wonder if that fool who writes it has updated it sometime in the last four months" but no.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>i think i should be a charachter... i could be the guy who complains a lot that nobody likes</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>idunno, but i can eat six egg mcmuffins before i puke</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>lint is the greatest comic strip in the world.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>shmeh</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Saturday, August 17th 2002 - 12:54:08 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist </td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:JOEFROCKS@AOL.COM">JOEFROCKS@AOL.COM</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.joefrocks.com/">http://www.joefrocks.com/</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Nice site! Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist. See mine for: <br> <br>Well established pattern of cycle lows during March/April and September/October. Complacency is high which is a negative for growth stocks. Also, funds have been strong net sellers of NASDAQ stocks in recent weeks. <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br></td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Friday, April 5th 2002 - 01:30:48 PM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Auntie Vic</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:victoriadahl@kathfuel.com">victoriadahl@kathfuel.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Jack---you are definately keen!! I am enjoying your talents. <br> I will visit your really fun web page often. I will <br> also be printing a copy now and then for Anthony.Keep <br> on keepin on. Vic</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>have not met them all yet </td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>2 finch eggs</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>lawyer</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>the chick</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>hu?</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, March 18th 2002 - 07:59:44 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Auntie Vic</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:victoriadahl@kathfuel.com">victoriadahl@kathfuel.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Jack---you are definately keen!! I am enjoying your talents. <br> I will visit your really fun web page often. I will <br> also be printing a copy now and then for Anthony.Keep <br> on keepin on. Vic</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>have not met them all yet </td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, March 18th 2002 - 07:57:06 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Susan</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:advisor@goats-goats.com">advisor@goats-goats.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.goats-goats.com">http://www.goats-goats.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Please visit our www.goats-goats.com site!</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Friday, February 22nd 2002 - 04:57:37 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Jordan Lavin</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:blew_chikken@hotmail.com">blew_chikken@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://chikken.20m.com">http://chikken.20m.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>UPDATE THE DAMN SITE!!!! Come on!! It's been like two months! This is good stuff and you won't make any more of it... you bastard.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>George dubya</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>one</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>moooo</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>lint</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>mmmm..... pie</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Wednesday, January 30th 2002 - 09:29:23 PM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Hershey</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:jeezis_kryste@hotmail.com">jeezis_kryste@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://ya mama stanks.">http://ya mama stanks.</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>hey jack i'm listening to that tight Photek track on Amp radio. yeah. i'm diggin this.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>who else?</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>how many can i have?</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>Der Bub fahrt, aber ich habe shon gefahrt.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>wait...i'm cornfused. what came before the chicken?</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>what? oh, yeah, you're funny, jack. so very verrryyy funny. my pants are blowing up with laughter.</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, November 19th 2001 - 09:03:18 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.joefrocks.com/">http://www.joefrocks.com/</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>nice site <br> <br>Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Friday, August 17th 2001 - 08:25:39 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.joefrock.com/">http://www.joefrock.com/</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>nice site <br> <br>Joe F. Rocks! Growth Stock Investor & Market Strategist</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Friday, August 17th 2001 - 08:25:07 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Big Whity</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:mspencer@prairie.lakes.com">mspencer@prairie.lakes.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Work hard and save your money!!</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>Lint who??</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>Fried or Poached?</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>egg</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, November 27th 2000 - 11:20:18 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Jeff</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:deviltoast@yahoo.com">deviltoast@yahoo.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.devilburnshistoast.com">http://www.devilburnshistoast.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Funny shit...I can't stop coming here.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>Mr. T</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>table</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>craptastic</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>mmmmmm...fried chicken</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>indeed!!</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, October 23rd 2000 - 01:49:31 PM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>BenSpinSpace</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:Ben_klik@hotmail.com">Ben_klik@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.fishandworm.com">http://www.fishandworm.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>Hey! <br>Just signing your guestbook. Cool comic, keep up the good <br>work! :-D</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>Max, definately</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>2... one for each nostril</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>I pork, therefore I ham.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>The chicken</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>42!</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Wednesday, September 27th 2000 - 03:00:50 PM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Jason</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:sotnem@myself.com">sotnem@myself.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>I was the first person to vote, do I get a prize? Just <br>kidding.....unless you were actually gonna give me <br>something. <br> </td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>Jerry Springer</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>you tell me</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>Goats eat paper.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>neither</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>"Ha Ha Moo."</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Saturday, September 2nd 2000 - 08:58:00 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>Jeezis Kryste</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:jeezis_kryste@hotmail.com">jeezis_kryste@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://www.stink.com">http://www.stink.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy everybody! wow, this is <br>very interesting! actuall, it's just a bunch of boring <br>stupid boring idiotic boring pimpin' boring crap. actually <br>that was a lie. this is a lie. figure that one out! <br>so, have any of you heard of Tricky? you know, the <br>gravelly-voiced trip-hop artist? i didn't think so. well, <br>i recommend his work to everybody, along with Massive <br>Attack and Portishead. if you see a tricky cd lying on the <br>filthy sidewalk on Main Street, don't hesitate to pick it <br>up and stick it in your portable cd player. if you have a <br>Cher cd in the way, just throw it under the wheel of a <br>semi. that's right.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>Bob Vila (tv week)</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>how many u got?</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>what's the difference between a pizza and a jew? the jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>the human fetus. with green tobasco sauce.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>no, actuall, 4.2</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, August 14th 2000 - 10:01:31 AM</font><hr width=50%> <table width=70%> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Name:</td> <td>the big j</td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>E-mail address:</td> <td><a href="mailto:bob__mckinley@hotmail.com">bob__mckinley@hotmail.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td width=30% align=right>Homepage URL:</td> <td><a href="http://jfiles.keenspace.com">http://jfiles.keenspace.com</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>Comments:</td><td>ya, hi, this is jack spencer, creator of lint. how does <br>everybody like it so far? good? good. alright. thats <br>really all i had to say. see ya, and keep wacthing the <br>ground.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>who's yer favorite charecter in lint?:</td> <td>max</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>how many eggs can you stuff in your nose?:</td> <td>on a good day, none</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>say something funny. ready? go:</td> <td>my comic is well-done</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>which came first: the chicken or the egg?:</td> <td>the chicken</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign=top align=right width=30%>27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:</td> <td>well, 27 to you too</td> </tr> </table> <font size=2>Monday, August 14th 2000 - 09:34:32 AM</font><hr width=60%> [ <a href="http://books.dreambook.com/thebigj/thebigj.sign.html">Sign my Dreambook</a> | <a href="http://lint.keenspace.com">Back to lint</a> ] </center> </body> </html><p> <center> <table> <tr> <td align=right> <font size=-2 face="arial,helvetica">This <a href="http://www.dreambook.com" target=_top>Dreambook</a> brought to you by<br> <a href="http://www.newdream.net/" target=_top>New Dream Network</a>, <a href="http://www.dreamhost.com/" target=_top>Dreamhost</a>, and <a href="http://www.dreamservers.com/" target=_top>Dreamservers</a>.</font></td> <td ><a href="http://www.dreambook.com/" target=_top><img src="http://buttons.dreambook.com/dbnow.gif" width=88 height=31 border=0></a></td> </tr> </table> </center>