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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris... he just seems the type to snap one day and go on a drinking binge. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I don't know what YDHTBA is. |
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| Name: | Heather |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Neither -- just shoot me! |
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| Are you a loser?: | like, totally |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Is Lance really a transgendered lesbian? |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | def. JC! |
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| Name: | Elaine |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | What's YDHTBA? |
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| Are you a loser?: | yah! |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | J.C. |
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| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Nope |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | ME!!!!!!!!!! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead in Lance's movie!!!!!! |
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| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
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I mean, I was going to go see it and all, but two twentysomethings who run an *NSYNC humor page, seeing as how they probably don't get out all that much, are in much greater need then I am. |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
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| Are you a loser?: | I hope not |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
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| E-mail address: | justin@i-love-britney.co.uk |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Jc |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | YDHTBA coz they looked all good inthe christmas special and Jc wrote it |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | i feel like it now |
| Word, man!: | Thank God I'm a country boy. (John Denver) |
| Comments: | k im signing this again - love the daily quotes they are getting me through my exams!! |
| Name: | ~¥Kaneki¥~ |
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| E-mail address: | KanekiNSync@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Joshua Scott!! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Both!!! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | That would be LOOOOzer |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Great site! Come check out ours! If you have a banner, we will add them!! IF so, come add one of ours!! *NSync Humor Unity goin' down yall!!!
And remember, the best way to get on *NSync's Hotel Floor, is dress up like Moulin Rouge, beat the shit outta the bodygrds with whips and chains, when the elevator opens, and then go find yo man! Word to the wizzze, if im already there lookiN like a bad azz chic from Moulin Rouge, Chris is mine! Stay *NSync! |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | me and mah benz |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female? oh hell no |
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| Are you a loser?: | hell yeah |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
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| Name: | JJ |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | me and mah benz |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female? oh hell no |
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| Are you a loser?: | hell yeah |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | JJ again i see youve updated the site hell yeah respect my authority beeyotcha |
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| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Uh...Lance's female lead. It would all be worth it lol |
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| Are you a loser?: | yes |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC & he might bring justn down with him or Lance |
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| Are you a loser?: | most likely |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris. Hes got to be on something.... |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | What is YDHTBA?? Ill go with that one! |
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| Are you a loser?: | Sometimes! haha |
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| Name: | Mickey |
| E-mail address: | mamoore21@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC (because eventually, the crack is gonna catch up with him) |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Fuck them both, just pull the trigger already! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | In some circles, maybe. |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | I like the page, but since I'm at a loss for something witty to say, I'll leave it at that. Peace. |
| Name: | Pinky |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. Lance (cause it's always the ones you least expect) 2. Justin 3. Chris (ritalin junkie later in life) 4. Joey 5.JC (as I said, the ones you least expect) |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writer. For one, it was on a soundtrack that not one person I know of has bought, you get paid without people ever seeing your face so you don't get ridiculed on the street, and people usually blame the singers for a flop song, anyway. Even I have seen Showgirls, I KNOW normal people have seen really bad films, I wouldn't subject myself to that. |
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| Are you a loser?: | What the hell kinda crack is that? |
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There's a slice of randomness for y'all, Pinky |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. Lance (cause it's always the ones you least expect) 2. Justin |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1.Joey (twinkie addiction), 2. Jc (Duh), 3. Justin, 4. Lance, 5. Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Co-writing, everyone would blame/give credit to JC for the damn song anyway |
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| Are you a loser?: | Yep, Proud to be one too.. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | Lovin the site, I've become an addict! Pretty soon I'll be "forced" to spend time with Joey in Betty Ford..Poor poor me..he might mistake me for a twinkie and try somethin funny
Oh god..HELP ME..... |
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| E-mail address: | jade_prophecy@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1)Justin 2) JC 3) Lance 4) Joey 5)Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie, hands down. Flamer or no, that's my *boy* . Besides, every actor needs a "before they got good roles" movie. And I'd have an inside scoop for mocking. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Not according to my mommy |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
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| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | J.C. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead... side x side w/ an N'Syncer anyday |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Previews of Chris' fall line. |
| Are you a loser?: | Not so |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | Dude seriously props to chicky who dis site blongs to check out my page it's love or my O-Town boys but my hear belongs to 'N Sync |
| Name: | JJ |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | ME |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | what the fuck is YDHTBA? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | hell yeah |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | KD WD is anybody out there its been almost 10 days jesus people snap to it |
| Name: | Kaylee |
| E-mail address: | unchained03@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Jayce (sorry, couldn't resist). just him. lol but wait, isn't Gloria Estefan their 6th member or something? in that case, I add her. l |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing. Most people don't notice who writes a song |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Well, let's see... it's midnight, i have homework to do, but i'm putting it aside to go to an nsync site (even if it IS kick ass) |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Um... can I be random? Alright. Glad that's settled. I really am a loser... or a dork. You decide. I, an Iowa girl (keep the snickers down to the bare minimum, please...), likes a guy in Florida who I've never MET. And he's a fucking egotistic opinionated drug-aided bastard. (And I'm sure that needed commas in there. Screw that.) Yet... I like him. And it annoys the hell out of me. There is no decent reason to like him. I'm just fucking gullible or something. grr! Or a sucker. That could be. I'm too damn romantic. (Again, please keep the snickers down to a low chuckle. Online talking can be *terribly* romantic!) Alright. Sorry about that. I suppose I COULD have ranted about overpriced condoms, but oh well. |
| Name: | Sara |
| Homepage URL: | http://fate.nu/furtado |
| E-mail address: | mireflejo@prodigy.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. JC 2. JC 3. JC 4. JC 5. JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | What can I say? I like *NSYNC |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | I just started visiting your site, and I've been coming back! When I visit a site, I hardly go through its entirety either because it takes too long to download, or it's a cliche! This is site is unique, and I am laughing my ass off! I even showed this to my non-nsync fans and they laugh their asses off! I can't wait when you update the site! Love it! Oh, put in some more JC/Lance! Laterz! |
| Name: | Marcelle |
| E-mail address: | marcelletaveras@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | YDTHBA? What? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | Mostly |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | Dude!! You guys ROCK!!!
I dont remember How I got here but this and DATS are my favorites sites!! You girls are Super Funny and the fact that one of you has a Crush on David Letterman makes me feel so good I thought I was the Only One!! Anyway keep up the funny work, im so bookmarking this site!! M~ |
| Name: | Robbie |
| E-mail address: | chaotic_poet@beautifulboy.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead. That would take a lot to explain to my parents... and a sex change- lol |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | define loser |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Love this site! What can I say, I have thing for well used sacasm and humor. It's great. Got anymore incriminating pics of JC and Lance? Thos pics you got are adorable. |
| Name: | Michelle |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing credit |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | for being an nsync fan, probably |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Since I come here on a daily basis, I figured it was time to sign the gbook. I enjoy the humor, the laughter--it allows me to get away from the pressures of real life for just a moment. |
| Name: | Randy |
| E-mail address: | RandySEVEN@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Previews of Chris' fall line. |
| Are you a loser?: | undoubtedly |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | To put it simply...LMAO |
| Name: | Mel |
| E-mail address: | luvberryman@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. JC, 2. Joey, 3. Justin, 4. Lance, 5. Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing credit...easier to change my name than my face. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | uhn, no? |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | Hmmm, sign the guestbook or JC will beat me? THERE'S a threat! Not! Yet I'm signing. What the fuck?
(asked often). |
| Name: | Rachael |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/itsnotwrong |
| E-mail address: | rachaelhatesbees@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. Lance 2. JC 3. Justin 4. Chris 5. Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead in Lance's movie so I could hit that shit. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | Nope! |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | This site is beautiful in the way that Moby is beautiful.
(I have no idea what the fuck I meant by that, but it was a compliment. I promise.) |
| Name: | Loey |
| Homepage URL: | http://thebackstreetcorner.cjb.net |
| E-mail address: | ksgurl18@gurlmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Joey, JC, Justin, Lance, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | be the lead in lance's movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | yep |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | Wow, i love your site. It's linked on every slash site i visit so i figured i should get my ass over here and see what all the talk's about. Ya'll are fucking hilarious. (yes, that's right folks, i said "ya'll". spend a year in the south and you too shall talk like a hick.) anyways, pointless rambling aside, i think this site is really original and clever, and i don't think i've laughed this hard in a long time. you're my new favorite, you should feel quite special. |
| Name: | MaryKatherine |
| E-mail address: | spoiledgurl27@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, without a doubt! The veins don't lie! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing credit, that's my name only, not my face-i'll use a ghost name, yeah! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | God willing and the creek don't rise |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | This is the funniest site I've ever seen! I would also like to lick Joey-he's so big and fat and juicy, he makes my teeth sweat! Ooooohhhhhh, I can't stand it! |
| Name: | Jessica |
| Homepage URL: | http://expage.com/thebizkitj |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | lordy thats tuff probably lances movie cuz i wanna see joey |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Previews of Chris' fall line. |
| Are you a loser?: | yes and proud |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | DUDES sweet-site and happy saterday to all of you |
| Name: | Rachael |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/itsnotwrong |
| E-mail address: | rachaelhatesbees@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance, Justin, JC, Joey, then Chris. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Co-writing credit on YDHTBA. No one knows about that piece of crap unless they're an 'N Sync fan. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | Ye... NO! |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I like the excessive use of purple. And also, y'all are fuckin' hilarious. |
| Name: | zaen |
| Homepage URL: | http://users.erols.com/zaen/nsyncindex.html |
| E-mail address: | zaen@erols.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | What's YDHTBA? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | isn't it obvious? |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | I am laughing so hard that I am crying. My head hurts. All I've read so far are "Crossover Dribble" and the "The next level" songs. Oh, my head hurts. Sundance Heartbreak? Someone's been reading Groupie Central! I can't wait to read the rest.
Aaron Carter. Old school, circa 1990. I'm shooting myself. |
| Name: | Christine |
| E-mail address: | cicigreen@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC definitely! Then Lance, Justin, Joey and Chris. No real reason. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'll take co-writing credit. But only if we get to work in Florida. I hate cold weather so Canada and Chicago suck! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | Oooooooooh Yeah! |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I LOVE your site! I stop in everyday to see what's going on. You ladies are the best.
It is comforting to know I am not alone in this perverted, self-inflicted nightmare! Keep up the great work! Have a fab summer vacation! |
| Name: | Roxanne |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.aol.com/SuperPana/Nick.html |
| E-mail address: | SuperPana@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Oh my god, did you just say rank? Are you sure we didn't grow up together or something? Um, wait...what was the question...Sad as it is, Justin sure has been seeming a little, uh, fragile to me lately. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'm going with the writing credit. I get naseous just thinking about On The Poop. And besides, I like the weird voice Justin uses in his verse...not that that is part of the writing of the song or whatever, but you know. I liked the Christmas special. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Hey, I'm an *NSYNC fan, aren't I? |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | I don't know when the last time I actually sat down and
went through a website's entirety was. Not counting, you know, the past few days. This is how much of a retard I can be: I went out last night and kept trying to tell people about the part with the Spanish Promises translation thing, and I was laughing so hard I could barely get it out. They just stared at me. These people didn't get it, nor did they care. At all. But come on! I mean, it's fucking hilarious. It's really pretty sad, you know...but just thinking about it, I gotta go read that shit again. I mean, come on! Thanks for all the fun, I owe ya. And if the Spanish Promises thing is my favorite part of the site, the quotes are definitely my second favorite. (P.S. Best friend from entry below and I played Gun To Your Head for a good couple hours last night. It got pretty interesting.) |
| Name: | Kay |
| E-mail address: | divine_k@msn.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC is too obvious. Lance is a closet addict if I ever saw one |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Just shoot me. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | According to how much time I spend at this site? Yes. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Bitch, please, you must have a mental disease. Just
kidding! I had to come leave a message, because my best friend and I were on the phone today telling each other about websites that we wanted the other one to check out. Turns out we were BOTH talking about this website. How's that for karma? In other words, the site is rockin' and we love it. |
| Name: | Katie |
| E-mail address: | katie_crowley@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Lance, Joey, Justin, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | Undeniably |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | The cafe's keeping me sane at work these days. Pimping you
out to all my friends. Keep up the good work, yo. |
| Name: | Leanne |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.expage.com/slimshadyplace |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Chris, Justin, Lance, Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead. Sadly. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Pretty much. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | _
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| Name: | Ceili |
| E-mail address: | mmbgal@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Justin, Joe, Lance, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | oh, crap. Female lead. It *is* Lance. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | Certifiable, I suspect |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | Oh. *My.*
I'm probably committing a federal offense by checking this site out from a government computer, and I'm likely to get caught because I've been laughing so damn hard that my face is red and wet with tears and I can't BREATHE, so it's not as if I'm not attracting any attention to myself. Let the jack-booted heel of The Man come down on me. I have seen the light - it is the Shaaa-zay Cafe. I'm *so* not worthy. |
| Name: | Nettie |
| E-mail address: | FrDeEaEkKyY@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Lance (hey, the innocent act is a GREAT cover), Chris, Justin, Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Would the female lead provide enough $ for reconstructive surgery? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Only if filling this out makes it a reality... |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: |
Ooooh, man...I don't know if the tears in my eyes are from laughing or the understanding that these skeezers have some kind of twisted control over me. Keep your bitchiness high...makes the stuff here ten times more real. Peace n hair grease... ::bursts into tears:: Geez, I hope they are happy now...freaks |
| Name: | mandoline |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/notgoodenoughforhiscastle/ |
| E-mail address: | thepoetporcelana@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | All of them. 1. JC 2. Chris 3. Justin 4. Joey 5. Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Shit. Co-writing. At least I could somewhat fulfill my song-writing aspirations. If you can call that song writing. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Queen of em. Hell yeah. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Humor is fundamental. If it were not for prodding and
poking fun at sorry motherfuckers like Nsync, I think I would be a morose, angry sonofabitch. You'll have to excuse me now, as I go eat a few Prozac and listen to Eminem, so as to feel like a hardass. Rock On. And all that 80's hairband stuff. |
| Name: | Ann |
| Homepage URL: | http://pub17.ezboard.com/bfatone |
| E-mail address: | skeabs@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | In order of likeliness: JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Can I be the extra that gets to fuck Joey? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | YES |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | What??? Aaron Carter actually uses the phrase "old school?"
I'm assuming he's talking about kindergarden, because that's as old as he gets. That's really really pathetic. Anyway. Um... I followed a link here from Helen's page. And I didn't want JC to kick my ass, so I signed the guestbook, and I think you've convinced me. I like Dream. Yeah, I just shuddered after admitting that. The thought sickens me. Boy pop I absolutely adore. Girl pop kinda sucks. Yeah, that's it. I enjoy this site. My kidney's hurt after coming here. They've been squeezed by my diaphragm, which in turn hates my ever lovin' guts. |
| Name: | Lynsey |
| Homepage URL: | http://envy.nu/itslikethat |
| E-mail address: | itslikethat@envy.nu |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris or JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead... doesn't this leave me some opportunity to mock him, even if it gets cut? |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | Usually |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | lol... you guys have a kick-ASS page, i'm loving it. just
so you know, my second choice of what i'd like to see more of is the use of the word 'fuck'. can one ever use that word too much? i have a paper to do tonight, so you can bet i'll be back on here as opposed to writing it. a much better use of my time. |
| Name: | Maranda |
| E-mail address: | Bootybopett4@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | ? |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Shrines to Justin's fro. |
| Are you a loser?: | hell if i know |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | I think this is a great Web site and I think you are doing
a great Job. *N SYNC forever!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Anna |
| Homepage URL: | http://delightz.net/t4b |
| E-mail address: | Yummy.Sunkist@thatbitch.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin - Just because the world will want to be rid of the stupid fucker |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Probably the credit...I just want to sneak a little nookie with JC |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Probably |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | And I will if you sit the fuck down!
Awesome piece of webspace you got going here. I got some more of those red, white, and black pics you love so much, that is, if you still care. If you want em, just e-mail me. I for one, adore the one of JC with the sparkly lipstick. He may be an eccentric crackhead, but he's one hella fine piece of ass. ...Oh, and pretend I didn't write this and send JC out to beat me. Tell him to bring a huge fish. That just turns me on. |
| Name: | Claire |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/clairihumor/demain.html |
| E-mail address: | LoveMeSomeFro@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Movie.. then I wouldn't have to take credit for much. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Hell yes. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | This site. Is hilarious. I laugh all the time. And now I
feel special, for my lyric tribute made it to the top five. Bless you, Lief. Vote for Smooth As Lip Balm. Word. |
| Name: | SteveE. aka...SteeVEE |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.onpointonline.cjb.net |
| E-mail address: | HOTGUYNJ@AOL.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | chris 4 alcohol, J.C. 4 powder |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'll take the bullet |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | INDEED |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | I GOTTA GIVE MAAAAD LOVE TO WD&KD......they are the pimpest!
Without them I would be nothing. My name is Steve-E and I'm a recovering alcoholic, drug addict, smoker,& fat guy. Check out the site for my group OnPoint that is about to blow up in orlando, NOT OTOWN.....you are dead if you call orlando, otown. I'll blast you!!! Didn't you read the home page....DONT FUCK WITH THE BOIS. Just playin y'all I got nuttin but love 4 ya OnPoint till im old and decayed peace Steeveee.... |
| Name: | Amanda |
| E-mail address: | princesspea@tellmeimcute.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin-one day, he's gonna crack. mark my words... |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | movie- that way you would at least have a small chance of not sucking. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | depends on what day you catch me. |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | you guys rock!! i laughed my ass off the entire time. |
| Name: | Plimper |
| E-mail address: | pplimper@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris, Joey, JC, Justin, then Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | The movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | I voted for Gore thank you! |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | love your site...the best stuff are the comments about the
pics. Cant wait till the new album comes out to read your comments on it! |
| Name: | Jessica & Molly |
| E-mail address: | jessnmolly@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's Movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Maybe in YOUR opinion |
| Word, man!: | Thank God I'm a country boy. (John Denver) |
| Comments: | This site is fucking hilarious. We are NSync fans but we
laughed our asses off and we want more of the JC drug stuff. Never thought about it before, but we're beginning to wonder if you haven't got something there! |
| Name: | Tee |
| E-mail address: | peasoup13@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Justin, JC, Lance, JC, Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Hmm... I'll have to go with co-writing credit, just because it's less likely to harpooned on SNL. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | I'm here, aren't I? |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | And I thought I was the only one experiencing extreme self-
loathing at my NSYNC obsession. Love the site, ladies. Keep making me laugh! |
| Name: | ruth |
| E-mail address: | justin@i-love-britney |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, JC, JC, JC, JC......i am soooo witty |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's film because i am sure Bobbie will be loitering somewhere as usual, which gives me the oppurtunity to finally get rid of her |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | of course i am who isn't really |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | i didn't know you lot got Ali G?!?!?!
anyway thanks for cheering me up ad giving me a free giggle. keep it up and (how can i resist) stay nsync. m(_ _)m |
| Name: | Elizabeth |
| Homepage URL: | http://ficorama.net |
| E-mail address: | uhmidont@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin or Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | um...dang. Co-writing credit, cause I could probably get away with using a fake name for that |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | duh! |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | Finding out that I was not alone in my dan-dom--excellent.
Here's hoping ya'll get to Vegas and actually meet the boys.... |
| Name: | Bohemia |
| Homepage URL: | http://ashadeshady.virtue.nu |
| E-mail address: | oh_goddamn@ace-of-base.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead. He's a cutie, what can I say?! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | sometimes. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Calvin Broadus is my man.
Lovely site, gals. I've been checking it out for a while, and only now have I had the nerve to sign your guestbook. Keep up the good work! |
| Name: | Sue |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.voy.com/16435 |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance, JC, Justin, Joey, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lead in Lance's movie. We could get it on in his trailer, and then I could move on to Joey. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | 'Course not. It's not like I'm a fan of BSB or anything. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | Love the site, love the diary entries. Love all around,
dudes. Visit the board. We're having a funkin' good time. Riiiight. |
| Name: | Sue |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.voy.com/16435 |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance, JC, Justin, Joey, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lead in Lance's movie. We could get it on in his trailer, and then I could move on to Joey. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | 'Course not. It's not like I'm a fan of BSB or anything. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | Love the site, love the diary entries. Love all around,
dudes. Visit the board. We're having a funkin' good time. Riiiight. |
| Name: | Sarah |
| E-mail address: | Spanglystar@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance, Joey, Justin, JC, Chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead. My writing is way to important to sacrifice. Acting , I can live with bad reviews. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | No. This website is not one for losers to be looking at. |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | Finally a website that I can relate to -I suffer with the
disease of liking nsync at an age when people think you shouldn't. So I make up for it by pissing myself laughing here. It's great. And while you're raising funds for Vegas, think of me, in Australia, having never seen them before live. Hell, they've never been in my country!!!!! The perils of living down under. Oh, well. It happens!! |
| Name: | Someone |
| Homepage URL: | http://somewhere |
| E-mail address: | It's only Chris |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Joey and Chris tie for weed. Juju's on crack now and Lance is only an alchie |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Cripes. Just shoot me... |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Huh??? |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Ummm, HI! Just wanted to let you know I'm still here and
not quite sucked into the life known as "domestication". You know who this is...Right? Please tell me you do! Heart, Chris. :oP |
| Name: | Brooke |
| E-mail address: | starrydiva@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Chris, Justin, Lance, Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female Lead with Lance.. I career suicide be damned! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | Sure am! |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Your site rocks! Keep it up! |
| Name: | Leia |
| E-mail address: | Sultry_Sweetie@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Chris, Joey, Justin, Josh, Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | lol Co-writer cuz then I can be sure I'll get some *ahem* "down time" with the gorgeous Josh - Heck yeah! ;) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | Jigga WHAT? |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | Tell Josh I laughed harder than I do when I read Bobbie's
advice column after reading his latest Diary entry 'Adult Entertainment' - pssh, we all KNEW he got his groove on with more girls then the number of Trojan's Joey's used in the past two weeks ;) lol Whenever I need a good laugh this is the place to seek comfort, lol you guys are hysterical... keep it up, only true fans'd devote this much time and energy to sharing their witty comments about our beloved boys :) Chris must wake Busta up laughing all the time cuz ya KNOW he's got this place on his favorites menu. Hehe =Þ |
| Name: | Keisa |
| E-mail address: | firelakie@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | hmm lemme think . ... yeah |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | I just love that slogan: Got Bitches. ahahahahahaha |
| Name: | Keisa |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Name: | Stephanie |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/angelfyre24 |
| E-mail address: | Stefanie92781@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC (duh), Lance (he can't survive without Josh), Justin (how else would the kid survive), Chris (he's bitter), Joey (he'd try to be a role model for his kid) |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | The movie...don't ask me why...but I'd leave the first time he accidentally called me JC |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Ummm...yes? |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | You girls rock! You actually make me feel sorry for liking
the Albino. Well, it's not like I could compare to the Crackman! Keep up the good work! |
| Name: | Th'other |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC. 'Nuff said. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Movie. Can always blame the editor, screenwriter, director........ |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Would anyone but a loser do this? |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | Fun site, love the "quotes", thanks for not taking life so
seriously.... |
| Name: | Adrea |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/gratuitousgardens.html |
| E-mail address: | gratuitousgardens@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Chris, Joey, Lance, Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | The song...definately - you can always change your name.... |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Without a doubt |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | You two are hilarious and provide comic relief like no
other site. Good luck with the money collection thing, btw. :) Sorry I can't help fund the cause. |
| Name: | Constance |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.nsyncdigitally.cjb.net |
| E-mail address: | nsyncdigitally@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | LoLs, female lead for Lance's movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | Naw |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | I love this site, like...HELLA! This is the best humor site
I've been to in FOREVER, nothing is dull, everything is original, and I find myself laughing my ass off on every page. Keep up the good work, this is definitely going in my favorites section! =) |
| Name: | What's in a name, anyway? |
| E-mail address: | myown_summer@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, he of course brings Lance, Justin, then Chris just because Justin went, and finally Joey because the nurses are hot. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'd pick YDHTBA because at least the general public would not know what I look like, having means to come recognize and consequently LYNCH my ass. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Regrettably so. |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | I am really pissed. Wanna know why?
Well, I'll tell you anyway. BECAUSE I HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS SITE UNTIL TODAY. The only sort of NSYNC sites I visit are humor ones, and since NPYNC (not yer momma's) shut down, I thought Doug and the Slugs was the only good one left for more mature fans who actually ENJOY gratutitous use of the word 'fucker'. (for real, that's my favorite word, used frequently, which is why I was immediately enamored) Please keep it up! Fabulous sites like yours are an endangered species, a safehaven for 'mentally progressed and depressingly realistic' fans who are tired of having NSYNC licked from head to toe and dipped in sugar! |
| Name: | Proserpina |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.livejournal.com/~queenofhell |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin, Lance, Joey, JC, Chris. Thats just how I'm feeling it. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead in Lance's movie, if only to judge firsthand--gay or straight? Also, I won't be part of the horrific creative process. I could say I did it for the money. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Fuck. Yes. |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | Bah. I'm bored, and you people amuse me. It frightens me
that every night at midnight, I have to come here and see the new quote. *Have* to. |
| Name: | Julia |
| E-mail address: | jsbach5@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC (duh), Chris, Justin, Joey, Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance would have a female lead in his movie?I don't know though, I don't think I could have my name on one of them songs...I'm gonna go with the movie. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | OOOOOOOOH yeah... |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | AH, I love this site, theres nothing better when I've got
work to do then procrastinate with this lovely site. I have found people who think like me, with my losery love-hate obssesion with this bunch of retards... |
| Name: | Isolde13 |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.nsyncangst.com |
| E-mail address: | Isolde13@lvcm.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Oh, too easy. JC of course. He'll probably be in there for twenty different addictions. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Sigh. I like Lance. There I admit it. I find him...well, darnit...attractive. I'd pick Lance and then rehearse with him a lot. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Well, it depends. Does the L tattooed on my forehead make me one? |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | God how I love this site. You don't understand...I come
here and I laugh out loud. Hysterically. Your love/hate relationship with NSYNC mirrors my own. Bless your sweet little hearts for being such sarcastic bitches. |
| Name: | Bianca |
| E-mail address: | bsbtrain@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Definitely JC. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been. Then Joey. After that, I dunno... |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'll go with the movie. Somehow, that's still less scary. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Hell yeah. I live in front of my computer. That's sick I tell ya. Sick. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I fuckin' love this site. Just FYI - I fell out of my chair
laughing on more than one occasion (and that's really not fun when you're sick w/the flu. but that is a-okay). Since the drugs have caused my brain to go on shutdown.. I don't remember if there was more to say. Yeah.. so.. yeah... |
| Name: | Grace |
| E-mail address: | GraceMichelle@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Justin. Britney is cool and everything, but I have a feeling she's a bad influence on Justin. I can just picture them as alcoholics or drug addicts at some point in time. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | YDHTBA? What? I'm a sucky N Sync fan because I have no idea what that stands for. Probably a good thing. Um... but I wouldn't mind having a love scene with Lance in some movie (even if it was a cheesy as hell movie). I'm an N Sync slut. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Didn't I just say I was an N Sync slut? You be the judge! |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | This site came highly recommended from my friend Regina.
I'm glad she told me about it! It's good stuff. You have just the right kind of humor for me! You might want to change that threat about not signing the guestbook though... I was tempted to not sign it just so JC could come to my house and attempt to beat me. You saw him TRY to beat up Chris on that award show, right? LMAO!! I just want JC at my house... I don't care what he does while here. Alright, I'll end my rambling now. If anyone knows what YDHTBA is, let me know! Grace P.S. I like JC's song writing abilities and I think Aaron Carter rocks. I needed to get that out in the open. I feel better. |
| Name: | Alan |
| Homepage URL: | http://hometown.aol.com/al80flxy/page1.html |
| E-mail address: | SprinkleMeJC@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | HA.... JC is definitely first. Amen... then Joey, cuz god knows he's halfway there already. Perhaps Justin next, I mean he has to listen to that high-pitch whine of Brit's... Lance for sure next, damn lush. Then Chris is last I figure, he's old, eh? I'm sure he's "been there done that". |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Rather the YDHTBA... at least I could always blame most of the lameness on JC... |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Hell ya... why else am I here? |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | Yeah, my close *N SYNC addict group calls Justin "ASS",
because it just ain't fair yo. We don't want to like him damnit. It's sad. I, myself, am split between JC and Chris (leaning more towards Chris, even though he's 10 years older... does that mean I have a complex?). Besides, he and I share the same birthday (not year, dumbass!), so I figure it would work, cuz I'd never forget it. Ok, it's a long shot... eat me! |
| Name: | Hayley |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/sk2/funkofchuzz |
| E-mail address: | fearcannottouchme@yahoo.ca |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Joey (he was the first to become a daddy after all), Justin, JC, Chris, Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie. I wanna get to the bottom of the gay debate surrounding Lance |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Yeah. So why don't you kill me? |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | I'm sure I don't need to tell you how fucking funny your
site is....but I'll do it anyways. It's FUCKING funny. 57 Things I Hate About You is pure genius and gets my vote for the Pulitzer. |
| Name: | Lori |
| Homepage URL: | http://lojojan.slashcity.net |
| E-mail address: | lojojan@att.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Hmmm. I think JC's an outpatient there already. After him, I think Joey. Then maybe Lance, but only because he has to learn new choreography. Justin next, when he realizes that fame is fleeting. Don't know about Chris. I'd like to think never, but that's just 'cause I want to lick him. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Shit. I guess co-writing credit. But I'm using a psued. Like Chuck U Farley or something. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Somedays. Other days I'm a computer geek. Then there are the rare occasions where I'm actually professional in the workplace. |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Random thoughts on JC. He's *really* weird and *really*
gay. My theory is that he's hiding in plain sight by being a raving queen and no one can tell the difference. He really can't dress at *all.* Boy has no sense of style. Also, I have this thing for Chris. I would maybe, I dunno, screw him senseless if given the chance. Or we could just got to the mall and make fun of people. Either one, really. |
| Name: | Pet |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.bibliodiabolique.addr.com/guesses |
| E-mail address: | Pet_the_vampire@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC for SURE first. Boy's already all cracked out. Then Justy (Fame too young and all. Look at Leif Garret, see Timberlake in ten years. Do-rag and all). Then, um, Joey, but just for booze. Lance and Chris tie for last. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Oh, the movie, hands down. Minimal JC exposure, outside conjugal visits. And at the very least, hot slashy behind-the-scenes boyband action to be seen. Lance and Jo-ey, sittin' in a tree... |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | Oh, sure. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I laughed so hard I almost lost my liver. Ooh, and the
alliteration just never stops, either. God, I'm a dork. I should write songs with JC. Um...great site, y'all. LOVE the pictures, every single one of them. Also love the quotes. It's such a TREAT to find a site that despises Chasez almost as much as I do! Woo! And Hoo! Joey does indeed have cute ankles. And when Justin isn't making his "Ain't I The Mack?" face, he's pretty nice too. Thanks for being so damn funny. |
| Name: | Kat |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ar/karnpl |
| E-mail address: | AngelJames18@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | be the female lead |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Shrines to Justin's fro. |
| Are you a loser?: | Yuppers |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | Love the site, got here by Morgan from 'Make Me Bad'. It
was in her favorite site of the moment. Figured I'd check it out. Cute. Love the pics. Stole some. Expect to see them at my site in about 2 months. (Lazy as hell with pictures, I am). Anyways, oh yeah. I'm 18 in like July. And my obsession with boybands and young boys would make you blush. Just thought I'd let you know. ;| |
| Name: | Catja |
| Homepage URL: | http://yeah, right; I'm practically a Luddite |
| E-mail address: | ponton.3@osu.edu |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1) JC - duh; 2) Lance - love hurts,yo; 3) Joey - fatherhood is a bitch; 4) Chris - dude, that ain't natural; 5) Justy - too egocentric to do anything that will fuck up his looks. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie in a second! I'm all about Method acting ("see, if we fuck each other, then we'll be able to convincingly play sexual attraction"). Since I am by far the better actor (like it takes much - snort::ego::snort), I might be able to convince him. Plus good actors can bounce back from bad movies (Tom Hanks, Angelina Jolie, everyone you can think of). |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Do you really need to ask? |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Lance's movie (snert). Ha. I'd rather see his and JC's
private home videos, ifyaknowhatimsayin. I'll still fork out the money, though, if only to laugh. Oh, all right, I'll be drooling too. I like WES, it's kind of endearing (runs very fast). Speaking of endearing, I caught the boys on Sesame Street. JC was rubbing his hands in glee, and was wriggling around like a goddamn puppy. I just know that, off-camera, he was running around in circles screeching "OMG!!!! I'M ON SESAME STREET!!! COOKIE MONSTER, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" So sue, me grown men acting like five-year-olds can be really, um, cute. |
| Name: | Laura |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.voy.com/16435/ |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie, at least I'd get paid more. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | nope |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | This is a funny site, thanks for making me lmao :) |
| Name: | Lita-Boo |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Dude, Justin!! He'll break down one day. Watch and see. If not, it'll be Chris. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Have co-writing credit, cuz Lance prolly won't let a sista in his movie. J/K I pick the co-writing credit. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Hell, naw!!! |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Name: | Steph |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/jcsarms |
| E-mail address: | jcsarms@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | cowriting |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | maybe |
| Word, man!: | I definitely would. (Ali G) |
| Comments: | I dig the site. Very bob (I explain bob on my website). |
| Name: | Starlight |
| Homepage URL: | http://Sadly I don't have one |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Close Tie between Joey and JC |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Ack! Fuck..nice choices. I guess a lead in Lance's movie....i'll think of a reason later |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | would I be here if I wasn't? :-D |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | I haven't laughed so hard in well....I don't know. The point
is you two are fucking funny! And you used the saying "fuck a duck" which I thought only my best friend and I used. So you automatically gained cool points in my books. I'm sure you're excited about that. |
| Name: | eiddy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.popgurls (uh, soon. i think) |
| E-mail address: | eiddileg@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | It's a tie, really. No, it's not. Joey. It'll be Joey. I'm sure JC's got it all under control. Yep. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Fuck, that's not even funny man. Hmmm...could I get credit for writing the eyes red from crying line? Could I? If not, let's go for the lead. At least it'd be amusing. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Shrines to Justin's fro. |
| Are you a loser?: | i have my moments |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | aaron carter. fuck. have you seen that video? I just...I
can't talk about it. but if i ever meet those girls who are attempting to jiggle in the background, i'm smacking their asses. and not in a nice way. I generally am a non-guest book signer, but hell, I'm not exactly earning my paycheck now, so what the hell? okay, so missi and willa rant and rave about you and have picked up your annoying use of v. in place of very. so, of course, i must drop by. excellent, funny, supah fly fresh, etc. muy excelente. and now i must go in search of chocolate. |
| Name: | Lizzi |
| Homepage URL: | http://ncrazynsync.homestead.com |
| E-mail address: | olychick65@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | definately Joey |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead in Lance's movie, cuz at least I'd get to be female. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Shrines to Justin's fro. |
| Are you a loser?: | Proud of It! |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Name: | PooFoo |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.padres.com |
| E-mail address: | PooFooSkeeto@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance, just because I know he has a pocket full of Vicodin and Xanax at any given time. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie as long as it was porn! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Self Proclaimed |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | You guys need a section just on JC's hair and call it "Name
That Rug" I think both him and Macy Gray need to stop usung the same hairstylist named "NuNu" Peace out! |
| Name: | nancy |
| E-mail address: | NLancefan@AOL.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | jc |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | lance movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | no |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | your site is so funny |
| Name: | sep |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | justy wusty |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | be in lance's movie so i can rape his hair |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | not really, not too much |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | i'm scared. jc is having his second childhood at 24. what's
with his hair? i thought he left it already at the emerald cove set. motherfucker. |
| Name: | Goodchickenpie |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | I'm gonna go with Justin here, don't know why just a feeling |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | female lead in Lance's movie... with luck we're talking straight to video no one would ever see me... yea right |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | my mom says no... I tend to not agree |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | I'm frighten and appalled.... oh and guilty.... N Sync is
just wrong and yet my best friend and I have a bet to see which on of us would end up face down with a shoe print on her back if we had to race to molest JC.... anyway I laughed until I snorted and I'll be back :) |
| Name: | nicole |
| E-mail address: | nix973@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | jc or chris |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | either or |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | um thats for me to know and you to find out( lol i really don't think i am) |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | this site rocks and so does jc baby nice job keep up the
good F#UCKIN work |
| Name: | alicia michelle brensing |
| E-mail address: | baby_duck484@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | jc |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | lances movie at least i would be close to joey |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | no |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Comments: | i think your site rocks |
| Name: | nancy |
| E-mail address: | nanna4boohooo@gateway.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | jc |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | lances movie |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | hell no |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | i really like nsync and i think lance is so cute and sexy
but your site is so funny i am going to come back every day thanks and keep updating. |
| Name: | Kitty A. |
| Homepage URL: | http://gurlpages.com/kittygonecrazy/thedoor.html |
| E-mail address: | zipperstuck82@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Think fast - Lance. Or maybe Joey. Shit. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | hell, I'll take the female lead. At the very least I can ask him what the fuck was up with the Max Headroom flashback at the 2000 VMAs. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | big time. |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | I never thought I'd find an *Nsync page that would grace my
Favorites file. I must say, I am loving this site. I thought I was the only one who found these guys retarded and reveled in the superfluous use of the word "fuck". Love the humor. And I'm 95% dan. My only downfall is that I think Lance has beautiful eyes. Fuck. I wonder if there's rehab for that. Just my luck I'll be screwed. I'm damaged for life. It's all over. But the page doesn't suck is what I'm getting at here. In fact it rocks. Keep it up. |
| Name: | Erika |
| E-mail address: | erikalr2@msn.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | J.C. and Lance cause we all know they do it together. Then Justin, Joey and Christopher is last. He's insane as it is he don't need anything else making him more insane. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Is that EVEN a question?? Female lead in Lance's movie. (yeah, we ALL know how badly it would suck but we know they will be kissing in the end) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Not even a question. |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Oh where they EVER good in bed.
Kick ASS webpage. The humor here is too much for me to handle for long periods of time. Keep up the great work. I love how my Christopher is the least mocked. He's just far too adorable for it, I know. 8) |
| Name: | Erika |
| E-mail address: | erikalr2@msn.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | J.C. and Lance cause we all know they do it together. Then Justin, Joey and Christopher is last. He's insane as it is he don't need anything else making him more insane. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Is that EVEN a question?? Female lead in Lance's movie. (yeah, we ALL know how badly it would suck but we know they will be kissing in the end) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | Not even a question. |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Oh where they EVER good in bed.
Kick ASS webpage. The humor here is too much for me to handle for long periods of time. Keep up the great work. I love how my Christopher is the least mocked. He's just far too adorable for it, I know. 8) |
| Name: | Carissa |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/pa4/carissashoutouts |
| E-mail address: | sky3@epix.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1)Jc- Do I need a reason? 2)Justin- All da thugz in Compton bes tokin up, son! Word. 3)Lance- Gotta keep up wit his boo, yaknowwhatimsayin? 4)Joey- Massive overeating and the birth of his child makes him turn to crystal meth... 5)Chris- Chris is high on life man! (Yeah I know someone said that already) |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Dammit, I don't know! Uh... I guess the female lead... as long as me and Lancey-poo get some action goin'. I sound like a pervert. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | Awww yeah... |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | This page is ha-ot (hot)! I could go on all day about how
it cracks me up... but I won't. So, just keep doin' what you're doin'. Keep it real! Love ya's! |
| Name: | *Chris's Gurl* |
| E-mail address: | itsgonnabchris@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | a place near chris!!! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | ummm........ |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Previews of Chris' fall line. |
| Are you a loser?: | NOOOOOO y would i be i'm just a sweet little angel!!!! |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | i luv chris, if u ask me who i luve it's i luv chris, i luv
chris...!!!!! |
| Name: | Dawn |
| Homepage URL: | http://The Usual Place My Lazy Ass Shoud Be |
| E-mail address: | what??? |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Joey, Juju Chris, The Bassenator |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie. At least I could kiss him, even if he is gay |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Fuck. Whatever. |
| Word, man!: | Sit down, bitch! You move again, I'll beat the shit outta you! (Eminem) |
| Comments: | Fuck. Wow. New questions. I had to think and you know I
hate thinking! Oh well. Just figure I'd do some more g/b stalking. Be safe!!! Yeah right. :oP |
| Name: | Mel |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/me/melvira |
| E-mail address: | melvira@angelfire.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC and/or Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Lance's movie. Now pull the damn trigger before I change my mind. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | Yes, Virginia, I am a loser. |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I laughed my ass off, and I keep coming back for more.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you some more. |
| Name: | Marisa |
| Homepage URL: | http://nsyncfro.tripod.com/Humor/ |
| E-mail address: | Spacecowboy716@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Lance, Joey, Chris, Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | YDHATBA... shudder at the thought of Lance... |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | probably |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | Your page kicks ass! I laughed for hours at your creative
comments to make fun of *Nsync... they're great, but God are they easy to make fun of!!! Keep the insanity coming! |
| Name: | Rena |
| E-mail address: | space_cowgirl_xo@yahoo.com (ya i know) |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | JC, Joey, Justin, Chris , Lance(mama's boy) |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | movie- lance is a BAD actor, ahhahaha |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | i have nsync's cd, don't i? |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | I usually don't write in the guestbook i just read
everything and then leave before my brother catches me on a nsync site and has power to make fun of me, but i am bored as hell and jc HAS been beating me, so i had to stop that. i am addicted to this site. I read the bitch pop thing...I bought the Dream CD, it's grrrrreat!! next thing i'll be getting a tattoo...keep making nsync look really dumb, it makes me feel cool, haha. and to answer your question from before, am i a loser? i am going to toronto tomorrow, and i am taking my camera, do you know why? because i want to be able to get a shot of them if i just "happen" to spot them...are they even there right now? i thought they were filming in june, once again confused and annoyed by nsync, when will it end? and is there REALLY a song called celebrity? is it gonna be like britney spears and her "lucky"? please god, no, anything but that. keep writing funny stuff!! =) |
| Name: | Al |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.envy.nu/livinginfl/welcome2001.html |
| E-mail address: | aku91@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1.Joey-depression over impending fatherhood forces self medication 2. JC-treated for speed addiction, although withdrawal makes his songwriting efforts even worse 3. Chris-needs to be weaned off painkillers after injured during IWYB flip 4. Justin-detoxed after weeklong bender following rumors of Britney's affair with Carson Daly (Carson sucks!) 5 Lance-A Happy Place turns out to be a cover for Canadian pot smuggling ring |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | The writing credit so I can lie and say it was just someone with the same name as me |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Definitely. "Be at one with your inner geek" |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | I've been reading forever, but I've finally gotten up the
cojones to post. I'm normally just an obsessive lurker. But, I had to let you know that I truly dig the site, and even though N'Sync has finally been off our TV screens for more than a few days, you're still making me laugh. So please keep it up. And use the word "Fuck", cause it's fun :-) |
| Name: | Ang |
| Homepage URL: | http://cerulia.net |
| E-mail address: | reverie83@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1. JC (duh), 2. Justin, 3-4. Lance or Joey, 5. Chris. Just because. I have no real reasons, you. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | song. No one would mock me for being a FatGirl like they would in the movie. Woo. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | quite |
| Word, man!: | They had one thing in common, they were good in bed. (The Eagles) |
| Comments: | Thank God. A haven of sanity for my poor *Nsync-addled
mind. I stumbled upon *Nsync slash and my brain has never been the same since. At least you manage to make me remember to mock them repeatedly.
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| Name: | Rosa |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.squidge.org/~subrosa/ca/ca-index.html |
| E-mail address: | subrosa_@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1) JC--high strung and trying to keep up appearances; 2) Joey--I don't know, he looks like my cousin the raging alcoholic sometimes; 3) Lance--was it you guys who said he's drunk all the time anyway? sometimes I have my suspicions; 4) Justin--although I hesitate to think he'd profane his li'l old temple there, he *is* awfully young, rich, and famous; 5)Chris--just doesn't strike me as the Betty Ford type |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'll take the song--at least people don't get to *look* at me while they mock. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scathing reviews. |
| Are you a loser?: | oh yeah |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | Um, don't sign guest books often, but I had so much fun
*reading* this one. And god knows, I'm sure I've gushed in person, so... But for the record,I really *do* want more scathing reviews. They make me feel not so embarrassed to be a fan. And they make me feel right at home. |
| Name: | BiGeorgia |
| E-mail address: | bigeorgia@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Lance; Joey; Chris; J.C.; Justin |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Movie, I have the curse of the pink wand. Always fall for the gay guy, damn it. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | What you tryin' to say? |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | I read the updates to my hubby while he fixes me
breakfast. Hee Hee. My 3 yr. old can name all the guys....sad sad sad. Please keep me laughing and escaping the real world for a few minutes each morn. Where can you read the rider sheets from concerts and tv appearances??? |
| Name: | Molly |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/jemangel003/adream.html |
| E-mail address: | gurlydevil15@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1>JC, how can else can he go from boring nerd to flamin spaztic freak. 2>Justin, the boy goes wit Britney Spears, he gotta do something to numb the pain 3>Lance, to keep up with his boo 4> Joe 5> Chris is already high on life |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Female lead, probaly pays betterm, and fuck me that lance is one hot county boy. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Scripts that Lance rejected in favor of "On The L". |
| Are you a loser?: | Hell no! (dude, why would you admit to being a loser?) |
| Word, man!: | Is this the type of shit I gots to put up with in the streets? (DMX) |
| Comments: | Ya'll have me rollin!! I swear. I can't tell you enough.
Love you guys!! |
| Name: | Heather |
| Homepage URL: | http://iwishiwascomputerliterateenoughtohaveasite |
| E-mail address: | HamItUp78@kiwibox.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1)JC-obviously 2)Lance-my gay guy friends all turned to drugs when forced to hide their sexuality 3)Justin-he ain't gettin' pleasure from Brit, has to get it somewhere 4)Chris? 5)Joey-he's a daddy now, has to watch out for jr. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Easy! The movie cause have you guys seen Lance act? I'll look like fuckin' Meryl Streep next to him! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Reports of our Hoey Encounters. |
| Are you a loser?: | *rolls eyes* OBVIOUSLY!! |
| Word, man!: | Here's a little bit of old school for ya.(Aaron Carter) |
| Comments: | HaHaHa...I put Aaron Carter's lyric....further proof that I
am a *Jim Carrey Voice* La-Hoo-Za-her! |
| Name: | Jenny/daydreamer |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Betty Ford? 1] Lance 2] Chris, hey breakups are tough 3] Joey 4] Justin, cuz its tough being him 5] JC, b/c one should never mix booze with coke. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | hmmmm. i'll go with co-writing creds. its not like *everyone* reads the liner notes anyway right? psshyeah |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | I'm the fucking poster child |
| Word, man!: | Bitch, please! (Snoop Dogg) |
| Comments: | Youns are like the diet coke in my life...I need a daily
fix and the more I get, the better the day is... |
| Name: | betsy |
| E-mail address: | bkatt17@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1)jc 2)-4) justin, chris, and lance in any random order 5) joesph. i would have put him second but hes got chitlins to support now. well at least one that the rest of the world knows about. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing credit. that way when jc goes into rehab i could be on behind the music saying "i only did it for the drugs, man. he has some good shit." and i would cry. and my eyes would be red. ya know. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | References to JC's druggie lifestyle. |
| Are you a loser?: | 100% |
| Word, man!: | Thank God I'm a country boy. (John Denver) |
| Comments: | thanks for the entertainment girls, you are the funniest
dans around. and, no im not a country girl, but you know i always have my third degree connection to garth. heh. |
| Name: | Liz. |
| Homepage URL: | http://mightybigtv.com |
| E-mail address: | lizzers@brown.edu |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1) JC (duuuh) 2) Justin (can't you just see him doing lines off a stripper's body or something skanky?) 3) Joey (read CJ's Ever After) 4) Chris. Boyfriend is too whacked 5) Lance. I dunno. It's not that he seems the least likely to abuse substances, just *less* likely than the others. plus JC probably does all the good drugs and doesn't share. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing. at least then you're less visible. also, wouldn't have to fake kissing gay man. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | absolutely. fuckin' yeah. |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | Whoever uses the verb "vex" in a song gets my vote.
Fuckin' yeah. Anyway, just thought I'd resign the new! improved!guestbook in my efforts to bump up the counter. 20k or bust! I've pimped this website like none other in trying to explain my "issues" (not obsession, dammit! issues!) w/ the crackheads. And while I'd love some more scathing reviews & egocentric tales (which even further reduce my need for human contact), what we really need is a separate shrine to the fro. Hee. Rock on, y'all. |
| Name: | Liz. |
| Homepage URL: | http://mightybigtv.com |
| E-mail address: | lizzers@brown.edu |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 1) JC (duuuh) 2) Justin (can't you just see him doing lines off a stripper's body or something skanky?) 3) Joey (read CJ's Ever After) 4) Chris. Boyfriend is too whacked 5) Lance. I dunno. It's not that he seems the least likely to abuse substances, just *less* likely than the others. plus JC probably does all the good drugs and doesn't share. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing. at least then you're less visible. also, wouldn't have to fake kissing gay man. |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Egocentric tales from WD and KD. Can never have enough of those. |
| Are you a loser?: | absolutely. fuckin |
| Word, man!: | Play that FUCKIN' track! (Fred Durst) |
| Name: | Zoe |
| E-mail address: | glassine@chickmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | 5. Chris, 4. Juju, 3. Joe, 2. Beav, 1. Lance "hit me, drummah" Bass |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | co-writing credit -- would rather be shamed on allmusic.com than imdb.com |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Use of the word "fuck". |
| Are you a loser?: | Fuck yeah! |
| Word, man!: | I got depth of perception in my text, y'all. (The Beastie Boys) |
| Comments: | Gun to your head: Meet & Greet on repeat, or those
leopard-print sandals that were on Josh's feet? |
| Name: | Amanda |
| E-mail address: | Manda_slvrfrk@yahoo.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Marilyn |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | If ya bitches talk shit, I'll have to put the smackdown. (Dr. Dre) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | I would just like to say that I really enjoy your site, and
I love checkin out the quote of the day. You assure me that there are other people out there that like n sync that are ashamed of it. |
| Name: | Andrea (Dre If you're tight like that) |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/rant/CAK4ever/index.html |
| E-mail address: | HappyPal12@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | shoot me damnit |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'll be forever mackin'. (Jay-Z) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | As a black person liking NSYNC, I feel at home here. Not
only do you make fun of them, but you do are really ruthless. Hmmm I like the quotes too. |
| Name: | Heather/2oldforthis |
| E-mail address: | you don't want to email me.... |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | can we get a new question? please... |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'm a hope floats man. (Jay-Z) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Okay, WD I read the new short on Vapors...all I can say
is...wow...you totally fooled me..I'm sitting there going "Is it Lance...no wait, is it Joey? Oh, it's JC definitely.." AGHHHH You rock!! I read another story the other day that didn't tell you whose point of view it was until the end, but I had it figured out after 4 or 5 sentences...this one totally fooled me...loved it...and I hate to admit it, but I can't wait til the next installment of the serial..you are really talented...I really liked how this current short is exactly that...current. So much fiction is way old and doesn't deal with the boys and their current fame and situations...your serial is based on older stuff, but it's really good so I don't mind...I would love to see you start something that deals with what the guys are going through, up to date..fiction that deals with the grammy's for example...okay, I'm so ashamed of myself right now for admitting I like fanfic in a public place, but you're really talented and should be told, so I'll use that as my excuse... |
| Name: | Jeni |
| E-mail address: | IhAdJoEyScHiLd@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Marilyn |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Laid back. (Snoop Dogg) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Dude i missed the begining of the grammys(damn battlebots
why must everybodys little brother love them)but i bet nsync looked stunning as usual AHAHAHA!!!i managed to turn it on and watch paul simons performance and let me just say it kicked ass!LOL i got a 9 minute nap out of it or however long that friggin performance was. like did they have to make the last hour and a half of the show royaly suck ass or was it just i was so devastated that i missed the animal hide wearing lipsyncing parade'o'fools nsync prance around singing to weird shit and scaring small children with their god-awful clothes and facial wear! So is joey realy going to be a father does anybody else feel jelousy and sympathy at the same time for that kid. Oh well ive ranted long enough see you all later bye Jeni |
| Name: | Rachel |
| E-mail address: | manderson680@earthlink.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Pope |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | None o' yo business! |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | I love your site. It's so funny! And by the way, I love
the concept of dans. I'm glad someone's finally made a term for me and my closet JC obsession |
| Name: | The Foo |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.padres.com |
| E-mail address: | PooFooSkeeto@aol.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Sorry but I'd rather have me some Suddam Hussein!! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Shake ya ass! (Mystikal) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Yo' Home skilletts! This site is tight. I LOVE the baldy
shot of Justin!!! My guess is it was a failed attempt to get into the L.A. Crips. It was rush week and that was part of his trial. From what I hear, he has to work his way up to the Bigg Doggz by first spending one year of grunt work with the Venice Trece down in Venice Beach, oiling up big buff tattooed, ex-cons before work out. Hey ya gotta start somewhere!!! I'll keep you posted! Peace! Skeeto " Every dog has his day, every good dog has two!" |
| Name: | Bitch Willow |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.fortunecity.com/bitchwill |
| E-mail address: | evilwillow@gtemail.net |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Manson, all the way, baby. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | If ya bitches talk shit, I'll have to put the smackdown. (Dr. Dre) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Thank you for helping me cope with my shame. And if it
helps any, I'm tempted to write a MSG review too. Good thing I don't have a website like this, or I'd do it too. |
| Name: | Mandy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.shazzzam.com/teeny |
| E-mail address: | Amanda_Newhouse@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | I like Diet Coke! |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt. (Dr. Dre) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | fab...
a.... lous. |
| Name: | Heather/2oldforthis |
| E-mail address: | hamitup78@aol |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | i don't like this question.. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Laid back. (Snoop Dogg) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Love the site!! Love the board!! Alright, no more gushin'..
I read your questions and although I don't neccesarily have answers, this info might be useful.. 4. and 5. Woah, I had a dream last night that the n syncers died in a train wreck, but I couldn't get any info or details on who was dead...I woke up *hating to admit this* extremely sad...then I was like, duh, it was a dream dork..then I read your questions and realized my period was about to start... 8. they don't--didn't you read that item about Lance at sundance--gettin freaky in the restroom.. 17. does Joey look like your dad, too?? |
| Name: | Bohemia |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/ashadeshady |
| E-mail address: | oh_goddamn@ace-of-base.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | shoot me. |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | It's murder. (Ja Rule) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | I love this site. Bravissimi. And JC and Lance are
poundin' ass somethin' fierce. They're just horrible at hiding it. Keep up the good work, Cafe people! And oh yeah...I think the hummus has gone bad. You might wanna check that out. |
| Name: | Lemon |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | I told you, I'm dead already |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Do yo thing, boy. (Tupac) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Okay. Color me abashed and ashamed. I will never mention
the you-know-what again. Honestly, if you trusted me with such personal information as your PO Box, I would indeedly mail you the tape or the money to buy the tape, that's how much I'd love your review. BUT henceforth and forever, I will shut the freak up about it. I still like you! Good thing ideas are still free, right? Run with em, run like the wind, girls...Love ya, Lemon |
| Name: | Lemon |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | I told you, I'm dead already |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Do yo thing, boy. (Tupac) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Okay. Color me abashed and ashamed. I will never mention
the you-know-what again. Honestly, if you trusted me with such personal information as your PO Box, I would indeedly mail you the tape or the money to buy the tape, that's how much I'd love your review. BUT henceforth and forever, I will shut the freak up about it. I still like you! Good thing ideas are still free, right? Run with em, run like the wind, girls...Love ya, Lemon |
| Name: | ForeverYoung |
| E-mail address: | foreveryoung13@chickmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Manson |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | Life ain't a track meet, it's a marathon. (Ice Cube) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | I didn't hate them but I didn't care either...and then all
of the sudden !Pow! I can't get enough of their asslicious selves. I don't know if it's because I'm, I don't know what. Nsync's like some kinda disease. When I first found y'all (yes I'm kinda southern and I use y'all) I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I laughed. Thank you thank you, thank you for having this site. I'm not alone and I'm not crazy. I just can't admit how much I don't not hate them. |
| Name: | Lemon |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | bang, I'm dead |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | I'm a hope floats man. (Jay-Z) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Okay. If THIS doesn't induce you to review the Making of
the Tour video, I just give up.---There's a bit where the five stooges are singing/goofing around, and Lance is doing some floaty, precious little movement with his arms, Joey has grabbed the skin on the front of JC's throat, and is shaking it, giving JC the best vibrato-effect ever ("Is THAT what the kids are callin' it these days?") and so help me, Justin is smacking the shit out of Chris' ass. All of a sudden, Chris jumps, grabs at his crotch. Justin stops, moves around, and my keen body-language skills tells me, asks his buddy, "What? What's wrong?" Looking up, Chris takes some time to tell him (apparently) "You see, Justin, when you're smackin' on your homie's ass, you got to be careful where those long fingers land, like on a sensitive area? Is any of this getting through the Fro...?" |
| Name: | Amy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma3/Mizkitty01 |
| E-mail address: | SilverSticker@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Neither. I prefer the AntiChrist, better known as BritBrit |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | If ya bitches talk shit, I'll have to put the smackdown. (Dr. Dre) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Man, y'all have made my day. I'm not really a Nwhatever fan,
but, SHIT, I love your site. I haven't gotten through it all yet cause I gotta get my ass to the coal mine or work, whichever you prefer. Fabulous Job. Y'all are now the inspiration for me to revamp my BSB site . . no blunt objects at the head, thankyouverymuch. |
| Name: | Amy |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma3/Mizkitty01 |
| E-mail address: | SilverSticker@hotmail.com |
| NSYNCer most likely to end up in Betty Ford! Rank!: | Neither. I prefer the AntiChrist, better known as BritBrit |
| Gun to your head! Would you rather have a co-writing credit on YDHTBA or be the female lead in Lance's movie? Remember, both of these can be considered career suicide.: | If ya bitches talk shit, I'll have to put the smackdown. (Dr. Dre) |
| What would you like to see more of at the Cafe?: | Man, y'all have made my day. I'm not really a Nwhatever fan,
but, SHIT, I love your site. I haven't gotten through it all yet cause I gotta get my ass to the coal mine or work, whichever you prefer. Fabulous Job. Y'all are now the inspiration for me to revamp my BSB site . . no blunt objects at the head, thankyouverymuch. |